Xenoblade Chronicles 2: All main story cutscenes but its just the swears

22 hours of work put into this that I'm not getting back.
Talked to like 5 different British people + an Australian and a Polish guy just to confirm what were and weren't British swears.
#Xenoblade #XenobladeChronicles #XenobladeChronicles2

[@LoganOrSignUp]

I've made a sequel to this for Torna which I'll be uploading in a few months so subscribe for that or something

[@xoxo.pochacco]

YAYYYYY

[@saxophonebuizel2458]

I'm waiting for the xenoblade 3 version

[@LoganOrSignUp]

@@saxophonebuizel2458 im almost finished with 3 so once i remember to upload torna ill make that too

[@jamesmartinandbbccontinuities]

@@LoganOrSignUp why didn't they add the F word in this game

[@kdr_roxas]

@@jamesmartinandbbccontinuities ESRB rating standards and shit, they have to use swear words sparingly or else it bumps the rating up from T to M

[@lucassworldofletsplays9270]

“Bitch later - fight now!” Best and most underrated line in the game

[@Mr.Stizblee]

My favorite Nia line is still "Why don'cha rest your head in yer arse."

[@ZeldagigafanMatthew]

SHIT! WHO GAVE THAT DAMN ORDER!

[@CaptainObliviousV]

It’s her accent that sells it for me

[@aylinilya.]

and people say the voice acting is bad

[@Hajilex]

Gladiolus said it first in FFXV

[@sophiedagostino3989]

I never realized how much Rex swears tbh

[@LoganOrSignUp]

Yeah I was pretty surprised when I saw how much he swore

[@weirdo7319]

Because they're not really swear words

[@gervaiselevers5187]

To be fair it’s an 80 hour game

[@lackinggnat]

We do spend every second with him.

[@adamkampen]

I mean I would too if I was stabbed in the back

[@SoupyLenny]

Nia is a certified gamer

[@blue_dot6842]

Exactly

[@lackinggnat]

Nia played the League of Legends tutorial.

[@ImPyroChad]

Nia playing Tiger Tiger* _"what a fuckin shellhead"_

[@Toast0nyx]

@@ImPyroChad i could very much hear that

[@TheUltimateRare]

Nia thought swearing gave a prize so she went with it.

[@wolfie-_-ranger7932]

I can’t believe he said “Titan’s f**t”

[@LoganOrSignUp]

yeah, that's fucking completely unforgivable

[@lewis9s]

😳😳

[@winster32]

I kicked that guy’s arse!

[@wesleydamaschino8047]

Only a problem if it's Dan Schneider

[@loganthevillager9176]

Even Addam says it in Torna country.

[@Rod-sm1sk]

For a game about finding a paradise they sure do say "hell" a lot

[@jstar3382]

Europeans I guess

[@keithflippers4429]

@@jstar3382 is Rex gay or European

[@UltimateLordMonkey]

That's why they spent most of the game finding said paradise, if you think about it. Why look for heaven if you're not in hell? 😉

[@erronblack8266]

Whenever fictional characters say hell I always think that they know what hell is and implies that they have a christ.

[@Honest_Mids_Masher]

@@keithflippers4429 Definitely European in this case.

[@triggeredcheese5318]

The fact that rex swore more than malos is shocking

[@WeskAlber]

Adjust for time spent on screen and Malos shoots up by a ton. As would Vandahm

[@Boomblox5896]

Rex only beat Malos by half a swear though so Malos would have beaten him in POTENCY

[@Felixr2]

@@WeskAlber As would Obrona

[@NottJoeyOfficial]

It's simply due to how often you see the characters

[@triggeredcheese5318]

@@NottJoeyOfficial I mean if THAT was true pyra would swear like a sailor

[@shinypikagaming]

1:28 I love how Morag just sounds entirely done. She’s had a trying day, man...

[@Carra_Mello]

She really said “My office, NOW!”

[@blazerheata6479]

Makes me feel things

[@Winnie589]

Unpause the video and keep clicking this timestanp

[@SicklySeraph]

Morags performance is so good, i dont know why but I just love her delivery on this line

[@heavylobster4339]

Normally Morag is composed and professional and refrains from swearing, which is why that line is so impactful. That and when Niall jumps in front of Bana's explosion are the two times her professional facade cracks, showing what she really cares about, her brother and her country.

[@smoothsoulbrotha]

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself swear more than the villain.

[@arek.k8688]

Rex almost did both He wasnt a hero when he died

[@angeldude101]

I'm surprised Malos got only 3rd place, but I also forgot how much Rex swore. Even with that, Nia somehow doubled his count claiming a whole third of them!

[@YOM2_UB]

If Malos had as much screentime as Rex and Nia he'd probably be in first.

[@Boomblox5896]

@@YOM2_UB True that. Give Patroka more screentime and she might even beat out Malos at his own game.

[@kingdedede4916]

Welsh Cat go Brrrrrrrr

[@just_a_tarnished4269]

Tora doesn't swear he is a good pure Nopon who just wants his maid blade.

[@lily-_-]

He's a pure, innocent weeb degenerate.

[@tahamohammad8842]

He’s maid a lot of good things wouldn’t you say? Edit: nopons were used in the original comment lol.

[@MrAuthor3DS]

Actually...has ANY Nopon in the whole series ever cussed?

[@ninjamagic004]

@@tahamohammad8842 ..... ......No....... please..... not the puns.....

[@vovabars1234]

Nopons are the master race

[@gddiggy3828]

0:35 He says it so quickly it's hilarious

[@arctohru]

-meanest sonofabitch i know" The raw statement is totally monotone too, so it sounds like a pure fact

[@just_josh1041]

😹

[@loganthevillager9176]

“Akhos is the meanest *sunuvabitch* I know.”

[@wesnohathas1993]

"If I wasn't dead I'd kick that guy's arse!" That line gets me every time.

[@TheAetherleaf]

@Krish Shah I N D E E D!

[@dialga4688]

I'm surprised Mythra didn't swear.

[@TriStain]

She does in Torna: The Golden Country

[@luigidavid5136]

@@TriStain Addam you DUMBA**

[@beastalan1007]

Also Pyra, not only Mythra.

[@GintaPPE1000]

@@beastalan1007 Nah, would just switch to Mythra if she ever needed to curse.

[@RokazRavenne]

She’s busy getting roasted in torna

[@humdi]

How dare you put the Ardanian soldiers under unimportant characters. If they’re so unimportant, how come we can’t forget them?

[@salad8020]

We can’t forget, because they told us not to forget them

[@LoganOrSignUp]

wait crap i named it unimportant characters i meant to name it unforgettable characters

[@Emboarbof]

@@LoganOrSignUp YEAH! IT'S FUTILE TO RESIST!

[@light5773]

@@LoganOrSignUp yer dun

[@Crewgasm]

I think I can take them

[@trytheimpzt9682]

Nia sure loves to use the h-word. She's not allowed on my Wholesome Christian Minecraft Server. >:(

[@DLCMan1218]

or my sleepover as well >:(

[@ImPyroChad]

Nia can come to MY sleepover any time 😏

[@failure4452]

Excuse me what the *h e l l* do you mean

[@ltb1345]

@@ImPyroChad Agreed.

[@AGESRings]

I ACTUALLY DON’T REMEMBER ALL THIS SWEARING HOLY SHIT

[@failure4452]

Cause most of it is either ‘hell’, ‘damn’ or ‘bloody’, which aren’t generally thought of as swears

[@Mb_Drei]

@@failure4452 0:34

[@Ad_Astra1123]

@@failure4452 that and most of this is spread out over an extremely long game so you notice it even less.

[@TheUltimateRare]

true they do swear a lot.

[@TheUltimateRare]

@@failure4452 true. if bloody was a swear, all kids been swearing the whole time..

[@Snowstorm...]

My personal favorites: 0:12 - A classic Malos meme 1:15 - Great delivery from Rex's VA 2:18 - Malos' laugh is too powerful

[@Ad_Astra1123]

Honestly Malos’s VA was one of if not my favorite VA in the game! He did an incredible job.

[@philiphunt-bull5817]

_You pompous arse!_

[@erronblack8266]

It sounds really funny to me and I can't tell why. The delivery just sounds so good and genuine.

[@dozonater562]

The way Mórag delivered that "sh*t" was so good though. I felt it in the bottom of my soul

[@aperson6505]

Kirsty Mitchell is a very underrated actress in my view. She mostly appears in procedurals and soap operas outside of this game but she does some decent work with what she's given.

[@ltb1345]

@@ghosttt.wallls 😳

[@swoggity9213]

"Kids say the dammedest things..." True

[@makotoyuki345]

Cheers, I’ll drink to that bro

[@LoganOrSignUp]

In case you're wondering where the 0.5 in Nia's 30.5 swears came from, I counted her euphemism as half a swear.

[@thankfulguardian9033]

What about rex’s .5?

[@LoganOrSignUp]

@@thankfulguardian9033 he says "oh sh" which I chose to make half a swear on the totals

[@PriffyViole]

@@LoganOrSignUp Honestly more understandable considering he literally said half a swear.

[@goofusmaximus1482]

@@LoganOrSignUp Rex would need another .5 for "One-eyed Monster" himself, since he says it Right after Nia. So he should be in 2nd with 16 swears by that logic.

[@SevensMarkedSeven]

@@goofusmaximus1482 Hmmm sorta?

[@DreballinArts]

"Well damn, Father...look what you've been hiding away." I don't remember this episode of Kids Next Door

[@may83195]

I laughed at this harder than I should have

[@just_josh1041]

He found the weed

[@mitchtellers2547]

Malos found Father's porn stash

[@Garomasta]

Awesome job. Morag's always so formal that the one time she swore was a real surprise, and it was even a two-for-one! Instead of just the Welsh catgirl I'll be calling Nia the cussing Welsh catgirl from now on.

[@doddynuryanto3800]

Morag must always kept her manners, lol

[@WhitePaintbrush]

The one time Morag swears is my favourite lol

[@goofusmaximus1482]

Nia the profane.

[@noahcarruth7221]

0:57 The way he said that was magical.

[@VioletIsOnTheNets]

0:57 that is the most genuine "what the hell?" i've heard in this series so far

[@johncarlson2598]

2:18

[@brycehudson6135]

"Shit! Who gave that damn order?!" Why does this line resonate with me so much?

[@BiskitBoiMJ]

'Pompous arse' is my new favourite insult

[@lucariobeast9115]

Same

[@lucariobeast9115]

Aiiiiiahhhhhhh from rex is my new favorite car engine sound aswell

[@freewheaties]

Malos is such a bro

[@ethanos1853]

Mom: “Instead of playing a game about stealing cars, cussing, and nudity. Why don’t you play something safe like a Nintendo game” Nintendo: 😏

[@grenaja]

Alternate title: Greatest quotes in fiction: compilation

[@LoganOrSignUp]

pfft, nice

[@SJrad]

0:49 I like to think nia was correcting him

[@AegisTrucy]

Man I’m surprised that Pyra, Mythra, and Jin don’t swear at all

[@slobertooth1358]

Ik Mythra swears in Torna once or twice, but she totally seems like the kind of person who would swear a lot lol

[@regulusking4299]

@@slobertooth1358 Well in Torna if she fall in battle she says “Adam you dumbass, pay attention”

[@deadchannel8109]

Jin just casually says "Dammit" if you hurl him off a cliff in Torna. If you hurl him off on in the main game he says "Very. Funny"(or somthing like that)

[@starberrysparkler]

Pyra and Jin (specifically the former) don't strike me as types who would curse or if they would, they don't seem like they do it often.

[@deadchannel8109]

@@starberrysparkler out of the two of them I've only remember Jin swearing once and that's not even in the main game.

[@bctalicorn809]

Rex at 2nd: "wow that's a lot more than I was expecting" Nia at 1st, doubling Rex's count: "Nia is a feisty little catgirl, and this is why she's the best."

[@Nia-wb4cq]

And that’s when I’m sober

[@croacx]

Xenoblade 3: MORE SNUFFIN' WOTAH

[@loganthevillager9176]

*YOU MOPPEHT!*

[@VBandit47]

*I forgot Morag said shit*

[@LoganOrSignUp]

I didn't even remember that Morag swore until I made this video

[@TriStain]

I like how she says it

[@seansean792]

2:11 He really said "Damn, dad where'd you get this?"

[@Maelys_ACNH]

I've never been so glad they've all got a british accent, English people swearing is just my life blood

[@brandonhughes4076]

Nia’s swears sound the best because Welsh people just have a great delivery on swear words

[@LibrocreatesL2]

@@brandonhughes4076 YES. i love her accent xD

[@elisevanbeethoven]

As a British person who swears, yes.

[@poggerd7319]

The game when I'm alone: Charming dialogue The game when my parents walk in:

[@squibster81]

I didn’t realize they said “hell” so many times. That’s insane to me

[@blue_dot6842]

And like 90% of them were from nia

[@iantaakalla8180]

Nia is the most colorful out of them: she did do that one-eyed monster remark even if that’s meant to be more towards his looks, so she can be more creative with her insults.

[@goofusmaximus1482]

Rex and Nia: The perfectly perfect profane power couple!

[@robertomacetti7069]

Couple got pretty literal now that xc3 is out

[@elias.t]

@@robertomacetti7069 Picking up the slack for the entire quadrouple.

[@catalyst539]

“SHIT! WHO GAVE THAT DAMN ORDER?!” “The architect dammit”

[@gracefulbean9894]

When Mòrag swears, you know it’s all over for whoever they’re fighting. (Yes, even the entire Praetorium)

[@cordeliafrey9950]

Malos probably has the highest concentration of swears to other words I bet.

[@yeetusdeletus7039]

Nah probably morag

[@dekuramzie04]

Nia became a bloody queen even though she was swearing all the time

[@givecamichips]

Of course, the most potent swear... TITAN'S FOOT

[@LoganOrSignUp]

how dare you fucking use profanity in my comment section

[@blue_dot6842]

@@LoganOrSignUp lol

[@TheUltimateRare]

GASP! I'm gonna soap your mouth for saying such a thing!

[@mr_pants278]

More irrefutable proof that Nia is best girl.

[@Permafunk_VODs]

i havent played either of the xenoblade games, just stumbled on this video and its the first time ive heard anime characters with such an array of British accents that weren't all just "RP" English and its amazing, never thought my life was missing an anime catgirl swearing in a Welsh accent until now 🤣

[@andrewcotter2036]

What's RP English

[@andrewcotter2036]

@@Good100 Oh, gotcha. Thanks!

[@velvetbutterfly]

Very few of the lines were in British accents. Welsh, Scott, American, and Australian were used

[@Permafunk_VODs]

@@velvetbutterfly you do realise Wales and Scotland are in Britain right?

[@Permafunk_VODs]

@@velvetbutterfly and I wasn't saying they all spoke in British accents, I was just expressing surprise that there was more than one character with a non American accent

[@strikecaptain121]

"Indeed" -Malos

[@TheMasterBlaze]

And suddenly Nia just became my favorite

[@brandonhughes4076]

Man, I love the way Rex says "arse," for some reason it gets me every time. Also Nia literally doubling everyone else's swear count is just perfect

[@zeldabaum2663]

“you‘re really starting to PISS ME OFF“

[@mr.mcmeme2638]

You know I feel like the accent is spot on and the cursing is even better

[@lucariobeast9115]

"Get ur eyes out of ur arse" -Nia 2017

[@guusthomassen963]

*head

[@soul_survive]

I love how this kind of also acts as a story summary of the game lol

[@givecamichips]

Moràg swearing reminds me of the book Lionboy, when the main character was told by his parents that you shouldn’t swear casually because when things are really bad, you have no words strong enough to express it. Then he swears once when things do get that bad.

[@yeollierancher]

Xenoblade when I'm playing it alone: great game, compelling story, etc. Xenoblade when my switch is docked and the entire household is around: behold this Malos cutscene where most insults and swear words are placed in the entire script! AND he insults you! I got questioned so hard.

[@Sunray625]

I love Nia even more now

[@michaelgum97]

If you were include Rare Blades during their quests, then there's Vale saying the word "shit" to describe a monster that a Nopon cult had called and there's another instance of Nia saying the word "hell" during Herald's quest.

[@ParaternalSkies64]

“What the hell? You look as much like a kid as me lady”

[@tsunamininja]

I'd debate damn as a swear personally Listening to this compilation makes me wonder whether Nias accent should be her saying hell or 'ell that said still a great performance as a VA in xc2

[@norelle28]

There's something oddly satisfying about Rex and Nia swearing with all their heart

[@doddynuryanto3800]

Your video inspires me to swears more, thank you

[@KlaviceGavin]

And here I thought Malos was the king of raunchiness. Nia gave him a run for his money.

[@ayushjoshi9777]

with Nia it feels more natural, but when Malos swears its a lot more emphasized, kind of

[@ASquared544]

What would Malos’ ranking be if we included Torna?

[@LoganOrSignUp]

im actually working on a video like this for Torna, so i should be able to answer that relatively soon

[@crumpchump]

"I mean, feathers are a bitch to dry!" Eunie 2022

[@214ms5]

i like the part where they said hell

[@blue_dot6842]

but it sounds like ell

[@xenorayy]

1:28 I laughed so hard when I played the game for the first time

[@ninjustice5574]

The way Malos says “little shit” is quite arousing

[@jamesmartinandbbccontinuities]

Give him a punishment if he says that again

[@fluffytheostrich353]

Broke: Eunie swears. Woke: Xenoblade 2 swears

[@skeletor_118]

I absolutely love that Nia is the potty mouth of the game

[@hersonomny2024]

Happy 4th Anniversary to Xenoblade Chronicles 2 🎉🎉🎊

[@LoganOrSignUp]

oh wait yes it is thanks for reminding me

[@LTSKRUNKLY]

I like how there segments of characters swearing, and then the occasional Rex 'dammit' in between them.

[@niblet8308]

Do you ever wonder why they replace the expression "God" with "Architect" for lore reasons, but then they continue to use the world hell Is this implying that there is a confirmed hell in the xc2 universe

[@iantaakalla8180]

Spoilers I guess since the world of Alrest is Earth but remade, phrases from before the Architect’s creation were kept, so that explains why they can say “hell” so casually while their religion involves the Creator/Architect? For them, “hell” is just a turn of phrase, but to them “Titan’s foot” or “Architect” are the real swears.

[@idreadFell365]

SH*T, WHO GAVE THAT DAMN ORDER

[@mitchtellers2547]

THAT ARSEHOL - I mean, t h e a e g i s... has confronted us in person. S m o o t h recovery.

[@talos0201]

My boi Tora is innocent as always, he is the only party member never swears

[@Felixr2]

Unless you also count Pyra, Mythra, Dromarch, Poppi, Brighid, Roc, Azurda...

[@angeldude101]

That's only because he says "meh" whenever he would've swore.

[@talos0201]

@@Felixr2 Mythra did swear once, she said "Addam you dumbass" in Torna DLC

[@Felixr2]

@@talos0201 I think my point still stands

[@asgarzigel]

I like how half of these are just Nia going "what the hell?"

[@UnoTheFirstOne]

As an American I didn’t realize “bloody” was considered a swear lol. Also the jump from 2nd to 1st place on most swears is hilarious lol

[@Ciaoao]

Ya me neither. Also I don't really consider hell being a swear

[@vayalloco1893]

Not enough Titans Foot 😭

[@LoganOrSignUp]

bruh i don't want to get demonized

[@vayalloco1893]

@@LoganOrSignUp Understandable, that swear almost caused a war bettewn Mor Ardain and Uraya, o wait 😳

[@jackleveille9319]

Hey Nia, I got this really tasty food I think you'd like. It's called soap.

[@rhettmitchell]

Lmao

[@bladefox5082]

0:37 holy shit this is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day

[@urosnestorovic2178]

Shit WHO GAVE YOU THAT DAMN ORDER

[@zeroclouds9259]

Everybody gangsta till Mòrag begins to swear

[@ThomatoSauce]

I think you missed Rex’s reaction at the Trade Guild where Nia called him a child.

[@RCHZ-Eevee2002]

And this is why I love Nia

[@madammonarch1]

rex- 15.5 me: that seems pretty reasonab- nia- 30.5 ok that makes sense

[@devoncosta5315]

Now that I've be watching this video, I've realized that there's actually one swear from Rex that was missing in this video after Nia says that Rex is a child salvager, I'm pretty sure Rex swears in that cutscene as well

[@goofusmaximus1482]

And another .5 for Rex since he also says "One-eyed Monster" right after Nia did.

[@MattSayYay]

No way... it's an official Nintendo game made by Nintendo that says the "S" word! OH MY GOD, MY LIFE IS COMPLETE! IT SAYS SH*T!

[@yessir2915]

And the fact that "Bitch later" is there is fucking funny

[@velvetbutterfly]

Remember Conker's Bad Fur Day on N64?

[@MattSayYay]

@@velvetbutterfly Yeah, but that's technically not made by Nintendo. It was made by Rare.

[@velvetbutterfly]

@@MattSayYay this isn't made by Nintendo either, it's Monolith

[@MattSayYay]

@@velvetbutterfly oh, so I guess this game is more like a 2nd party game to Nintendo, but it's still published by Nintendo. Conker was both made and published by Rare.

[@LunarAbyss12]

2:16 Dante moment

[@bradymelo8952]

I like how you put 15.5 for Rex because one of his swears was cut off

[@ChrisOMasterGAMING]

as a British person, i wondering why only 10% is actual swears

[@Coleecool]

1:06 only for the comment section i swear

[@hbpencil2004]

Funny how all two of Mórag’s swears seem to occur in the same line

[@GoldLight73]

Man, it must have been REALLY tough for Queen Nia to hold back...

[@maskedknight5253]

This is pretty much the whole story in a nutshell.

[@lucasferreira2005]

(Some) Nintendo's games: We are friendly for kids! XC2: *bitch*

[@kaugmon2452]

Honestly, you just did a full summary of the entire story.

[@MatthewBygrave]

The Xenoblade 3 version of this is going to be about 3 hours long.

[@samclough5686]

It's so cute when people think of damn and hell as swear words.