Yogscast stream Civilization V but only the funny bits - Jingle Jam 2019

Jingle Jam 2019 - Day 5
can't afford to watch the jingle jam streams? just want to keep up with what's happening during december but don't have that much free time? here are the funny clips compiled into one video. everyone likes funny compilations right? right?
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[@AlextheRambler]

Lewis does indeed have a powerful stream

[@xAC1DxTR1Px]

Thank you Alex for the Monty Python reference I was desperately hoping for. I noticed it, if nobody else did...

[@RichardCox0]

😏😏😏😏😏

[@KHRONIC357MAG]

but who breaks games all the time

[@tomhubbard8510]

People pay about 2.5million every year to witness it...

[@lladerat]

Twitch be like: no drinking on the streams! Yogscast: we are not drinking we are pipetting into our mouths.

[@korenn9381]

Next year: IV injections.

[@Pinkjaket1]

@@korenn9381 If you injected even a milliliter of alcohol into you blood, you would be insanely drunk. Any more than that and I'm very confident you would pass out.

[@2001Pieps]

@@Pinkjaket1 Not really, the alcohol would probably diffuse through your whole body. That's how alcohol makes it from your stomach to your bloodstream and brain in the first place. Whether by injection or consumption, the total amount of alcohol to get yourself drunk would be about the same. We use BAC as a proxy for the total amount of alcohol in your system, because measuring your "brain alcohol content" would be kinda difficult.

[@joelmills4304]

Technically you can drink on twitch, just not to the point that drinking any more would be considering self harm

[@voshtyr2164]

Hearing Daltos without a Mic currently being cooked in a microwave is surreal

[@ignorepls]

I FUCKING KNOW RIGHT

[@TheGrumpyOldBear]

Who knew the true exploit all along was friendship.

[@TheDarkFable]

Daltos looks like he drives trucks for a living and enjoys nascar.

[@panthagruel8510]

He looks like Steve-O with a beard!

[@sammy3212321]

It's hot

[@AttyDouro22]

Nascar is life

[@Quantum_Magnus]

Yet, his voice sounds like the complete opposite.

[@genderlesswhale2868]

I literally came down here to say that he's cuter than I expected, but, now that you mention it...

[@lladerat]

Daltos is with yogs since forever it seems but i never really saw him around before this JJ.

[@barbossa9000]

I'm assuming that's because he's American so this is one of his first times being able to make it to Bristol.

[@Quantum_Magnus]

He’s been in videos and stream with the for about year or so now. Just bento with them in person because he’s one of the rare few who’s American.

[@lladerat]

What? American? But he's been playing on EU servers?! What? Daltos?!

[@Quantum_Magnus]

Lazovets can’t you hear it in his accent? And he’s probably playing on EUS, which is eastern US. Or maybe he’s playing EU so he can play with the Yogs. If you’re a viewer of his, haven’t you heard the Yogs commenting about his American-ness before?

[@lladerat]

Dude its an old reference kzbin.info/www/bejne/hanWioFoi9aUla8h15m40s

[@jamesraven6766]

This game really goes to show that if Rythian and Spiff work together, they are unstoppable. Also, the salt from everyone but them was delicious.

[@Satherian]

People keep sayin that Spiff and Tom would be insane but we know that SPiff and Rythian is the true OP combo

[@theimperiumofman102]

Oh how the turns tabled, Rythian listening to the pure YogSalt.

[@HappyLarry.]

Well yeah, Spiff wasn't working to win, he was just trolling. Rythian was the only one who worked with him while everyone else fought Spiff, so of course he won!

[@VeryPeeved]

@@HappyLarry. As Daltos so succinctly put it, everyone needs an asshole on their team.

[@lukerobertson3077]

Rythian was the Anakin to Spiff's Palpatine on this stream, I love it.

[@kevint1929]

"Have you heard the story about darth treefarm the wise?"

[@lewis6590]

Mmmmmm that delicious moment when Duncan realizes someone has taken the "turtle and science" strategy he tries EVERY game and is going to stomp everyone with it. Delicious.

[@gattman1983]

I like Daltos. I like him even more when he's with the rest in person.

[@ignorepls]

And doesn't sound like he exists in a tin can is strange

[@jms418p2]

Spiffing of all people is shocked that Daltos would steal something when his entire thing is cheating at games. Lmao.

[@ChrisBlagdonIsABoss]

What does stealing have anything to do with cheating in a game?

[@d36class]

Chris B cheating the system

[@drakesteak]

And growing up in America stealing small stuff is a staple in our community

[@LosianOne]

@@drakesteak lol in some communities but not the community at large. Not everyone is a petty thief lol

[@zacharyenglish2904]

@@LosianOne not everybody is a frickin square

[@TomBomba]

31:10 is the reason why spiff took the spot of my favourite youtuber

[@Quantum_Magnus]

Daltos is a whole lot funnier in person!

[@tobi79777]

Im a waiter. Im dead

[@ignorepls]

I mean its also great when he's using an in office mic so we can actually fucking understand him and he's not a tin can

[@ONeill01]

2:50 Well Simon Clarke has definitely been to the Heineken museum in Amsterdam

[@FoolsLuxury]

The daltos nap towards the end was so cute. I love my bois. Thanks for uploading!

[@edwardsmall3680]

38:51 THIS IS MY TUMMYYYYYY!!!

[@czarthetincanman6120]

Spiff: *Eyes glow red*: the video the game.

[@MarvelOfRain]

I cannot imagine anyone better to play Venice then Rythian :D

[@gregthompson5580]

I can empathize with Daltos. Once tried to start a Civ game after a night up with some friends, and I was sat in a really comfy chair when we started...

[@andrewstepanek8933]

I really like Ben, but listening to him whine about Rythian "letting Spiff win" when Spiff had saved Rythian from Duncan's sneak attack was infuriating. Rythian wasn't involved in anything until Duncan and Ben involved him.

[@vdKingpin]

Ben sits at third for the majority of the game and just begs everyone to attack everyone else. Half the time Lewis was in first and hes saying attack Spiff he is in the lead. Really quite annoying

[@charliegorham8301]

John Doe nah that’s was just score Lewis was never anywhere near spiff in how close to winning they where

[@UncannySense]

Complaining about sharing pipettes when they are basically drinking/inhaling disinfectant.

[@Cook1eSP]

I love how worried everyone was about spiff in chat

[@paulwashington6968]

Still can’t believe I got a city named after me

[@eldritch_ezra5808]

Lewis: HELlo Duncan: HellOwOwO

[@chemi169]

When I saw Lewis and Daltos hug within the first half a minute I knew this was gonna be good

[@aguyfromnz537]

I like how they all got mad at Rhythian for siding with the person who wasn’t attacking him and not that people who were

[@TheWilloBee10]

5:28 "Duncan this is the equivalent of what they use to strip paint off of trains" I can't breath 😂😂

[@JosiahIronclad]

hjönk hjönk am Alex.

[@victor1945]

"Water does come from mountains!" I mean yeah sorta, but it's so unspecific it makes no sense lol.

[@joelmills4304]

Depends on where in the water cycle you start. All rivers begin in mountains, but that water comes from orographic rainfall

[@DanteTorn]

Alright, I'm cool with Spiff now after his work with Rhythian.

[@brandonbrando75]

Dont even know why you had a problem with him to begin with

[@mrpluvid]

sjin & sips sure changed a lot

[@dabadeedabadie001]

26:42 Is just pure contagious laughter material

[@TheGermanfusion]

Love it!

[@newkasmir5759]

Is spiff drunk? Or just tired and quiet

[@redxephos3919]

Knowing the Yogs its probably a combination of all of the above.

[@chloecat5335]

pretty sure he was dying of the yog plague

[@Doctor-plant]

He was in a bad mood at the start of the stream. Once he got some pizza he cheered up a bit :)

[@DistinctionDave]

He was a little down at first, but he perks up. He apologised on the subreddit for being a little quiet at the start.

[@tobi79777]

Nawww it must be soo draining my the 3rd day ...

[@stuffandthat157]

Wow spiff is pretty boring. Says fuck all and just breaks the game. Nice one

[@jude_the_apostle]

37:29 fucking lewis let him win right there

[@zoeymcshane4789]

I love the yearly video with an incredibly drunk lewis

[@anactualtinker7681]

whens madcat gonna do a vid showing drunk moments

[@marcfaubert6751]

Daltos looks like the 4th Franco brother

[@pasty609]

How did spiff get 3 science on those boats though?

[@waffledoggo2722]

It was explained in the actual stream, He completed the porcelain tower, which in that mod gives 3 science on every improved luxury resource tile.

[@originalpleb]

yogscast should really be making and releasing these kinds of edits

[@sootcoot8712]

Why would they pay a editor to make them when they have loyal fans that does it for free.

[@BlakBackJK]

From the start to the end of the game, they raised approx 60k. Incredible.

[@JagenXI]

Did anyone see @ 15:07 steam popped up saing "DUNCAN SUCKS D***" has been added to your friends list. LOL Wtf!?

[@xAC1DxTR1Px]

Thank you Alex for the Monty Python reference I was desperately hoping for

[@joelmills4304]

I love how they don't expect the dude whos primary content is breaking games, to break the game

[@drakesteak]

2:42 I had an empty handy and holy shit it is at an angle

[@Zuurkool1]

That drink is 95 percent ABV, so 180 percent Proof.

[@notyocheese1234]

came back for *UNCLE NICKYYYY*

[@Gormathius]

The lack of Yogs responding with "Tzeentch!" when asked what chaos religion they'd go for disturbs me. If you're gonna start following any of these horribly depraved gods, why wouldn't you go for the sorcery one? That said the Nurgle life would probably choose me.

[@mrtoejam3]

39:00 For anyone trying to find that it was, indeed, Ben who demanded Lewis show his tummy in submission

[@hagalathekido]

i want to see how spiff got such a large science lead

[@scp-682dobevibing2]

You didn’t see his video on infinite science did you?

[@MarvelOfRain]

RedSoviet 64 This was civ 5 not civ 6. Also this wasn’t even regular civ 5 but nq balance mod (not sure about that but Lewis/Daltos has pioneers instead of settlers in the beginning). He probably just focused on science really hard thanks to the fact he had to build only a few units + choose a strong combination of pantheons and social policies.

[@Smilinturd]

@@MarvelOfRain yep ur right, its also the civ stream bias where you dont wanna knock someone out, so you can be really greedy with focusing on science. its also how rythian wins occasionally despite having no military the whole game

[@noah.2B]

34:54 Okay but how did Spiff actually do this?? I can't figure out how he would have gotten those yields from fishing boats. Like, I always just assumed yogs were all actually bad at civ, duncan and rythian were okay, and Lewis was good at it. Am I the dumb one tho? I don't think there's an upgrade in the game that makes your workboats do that well...?

[@Wolund88]

Noah Porcelain Tower gives luxury resources 3 culture and 3 science so that also affects the crabs, if Spiff has the right pantheon then he gets +1 production and food on all fishing ships That all combined with a light house and shipwright gives massive yields on fishing ships.

[@MalloryGrahamSlams]

... Perfectly Balanced...

[@notmattwalsh]

civ V live at 5 on the 5th for 55:55

[@Satherian]

You know, Alex looks like a cross between young Sips and Ross Also, you can find the Alex the Sandman song here: twitter.com/KalamityKas/status/1202680288628871173

[@sirsomebody0]

Imagine thinking you'd be able to beat the guy who exploits bugs and easy-win tactics for a living. And has done multiple CIV videos. You sweet summer children.

[@Slidius]

a very well deserved win by rythian and spiff !

[@boltyhead]

Honestly I have no idea why these people can be surprised that Spiff does what he does when is entire thing is finding exploits in games....

[@waffledoggo2722]

Thing is, they always make it clear that he shouldn't exploit and he's an honorable person, he's just good at these games since he plays them a LOT in order to find the exploits

[@jacobbatchelor7877]

@@waffledoggo2722 Yeah nah I agree, highly doubt he exploited, I don't know the guy but it would be incredibly cringe to exploit to win in a match with your mates; esp on stream. It's just because all the yogscast members are just really bad at games and spiff is pretty good, which is a world of difference in a competitive strategy game where butterfly effect is huge.

[@Ewarne]

@25:00 Fun fact, in Australia, geologists are commonly referred to as "Rock Doctors"

[@tobi79777]

Or hippies

[@Megakell0]

That Datlof anthem outro music is pure bliss

[@modernostheos]

Is it just me or does Alex seem like Daltos little brother, I dunno it's just now canon in my head

[@carsonapplebaum2266]

Want me to absolutely ruin that for you? 14:05 turn up the volume, he's saying "I hate that I'm actually doing this." Dude is clearly miserable and feels mistreated, just no idea if it's for genuine reasons or not. Either way, really sad to see and is hopefully just a result of the alcohol

[@platypusbuk]

TWO BREWIS GINLEY'S!

[@AceArata]

Daltos with an un-fried mic is actually hilarious because i can actually understand what he's saying now

[@thomasnelson8254]

I feel like Daltos was much funnier in 2019 😟

[@ignorepls]

Simon sounds like fuckin Jimmy Carr

[@polsar749]

It kinda irks me how in almost every Civ game that Rythian is a part of, even though he's just doing his own thing, someone (Duncan) always decides that he needs to be put down. Duncan constantly whines about how strong Rythian is when playing Venice, yet Duncan is also constantly trying to burn his entire civ to the ground so he can take Rythian's cap, because "It's really big, which means I need to kill you to get it." And then EVERYONE starts bitching when Rythian allies with whoever DIDN'T try to war him to death, and they're all like, "Rythian! Why on Earth would you ally with the only person willing to protect you!? Don't you realize we can't war you death and force you to pay us all your money if you do that!?" And they always use the reasoning "You won't win if he wins", as if they wouldn't immediately annihilate Rythian the moment it became convenient for them, giggling and calling him salty the whole freakin time.

[@Phil_AKA_ThundyUK]

Also, how did Spiff get those tile yields on the water?

[@boringNW]

22:01 best moment

[@Dave_L913]

So... Alex and Daltos are kinda hot...

[@bl8976]

Does anyone know where I can find all the parts for the this?

[@grumbledore424]

The problem with Rythian playing Civ is that he always plays it the exact same way. All he does is single player empire builder while everyone else is trying to win. He only won this time because Spiff didn't want to.

[@Cybetrexs]

Theyre blown away that the guy whose channel is built entirely around exploiting has exploited the game.

[@emosh598]

i just noticed that Daltos has a Milwaukee Brewers hat on. hell yeah Wisconsin represented!

[@benn2026]

Did Daltos ever get his wallet back? Or replaced? That’s like a really scary thing for me.

[@XanderCottrell]

very late on this, the AOE priest says both wololo and nenene, aswell as ayaaah

[@branominal]

95% proof is only 47.5% alcohol though?

[@donm6578]

MELELE melele

[@viralviper6195]

Uncle Nicky 28:20

[@boomslang3946]

so the whole stream?

[@jonvolpentesta9904]

Loving the Brewers hat

[@DaSgtWaffles]

spiff only really plays strategy games really so it shouldnt be a surpirse he did so well

[@Phil_AKA_ThundyUK]

How ill was Spiff during this video? :D

[@darylchurch2115]

Congratulations Rythian uwu

[@scifimisc9191]

What an awesome teamup

[@BUSHBOY]

Thanks dad, I'm not your dad

[@Zarzar22]

Anyone else bingeing Jingle Jam 2019 in these tough times?

[@cessa9705]

ohhhh where can i find the full version of the outrooo

[@TheDarkFable]

Poor Alex, they (friendly) bully him so

[@tobi79777]

"Enter HonkMan"

[@Zyrdalf]

Daltos falling asleep is so cute

[@oscarpines7927]

Ben still following the ways of Toddy.

[@steamworks3823]

That christmassy all rise for datlof at the very end. Classy

[@luukvanvulpen]

7:35 filthyrobot has left the chat

[@caleb2079]

rythians a real homie to alex

[@GENKI_INU]

0:46 Stealing for the Jingle Jam... Justified.

[@j-mc2144]

26:12 animate it.

[@Boombox69in]

Miss this cast!

[@mungobaggins8197]

38:53

[@MrJohnboyofsj]

55 minutes and 55 seconds of happiness

[@TheKingOfTheHaters]

So what did spiff do?

[@uplockkk]

daltos is great

[@CB-dg4gg]

Yogplague insemination

[@trevorwalker2640]

Come