XFM The Ricky Gervais Show Series 2 Episode 34 - Let her have a fag

[@ManMoth]

Hey guys, sorry for pinning this comment on all videos but I want to give you an update on the channel. I've been slowly adding a show archive to the videos including a full transcript added as sub titles and a full track listing (with links to KZbin videos for each track). Pilkipedia archive link has been added as well and I've been having fun illustrating some of KP's best bits, I'm adding these to a shop incase anyone is interested: www.man-moth.com/ It's taking me a while to update the archives, especially as I don't work Mondays so please bear with me as I chip away at it. Lots of love, Man Moth.

[@devindoherty184]

thank you man moth

[@guyledouche7939]

Any monkey news lately?

[@kels_222]

Man Moth you are a hero xx 😘❤

[@MrJaynash]

"It's hard keep it serious when I'm saying things like I'm sick of you putting a Burger King bag on me head"

[@Dickie2shoes]

Steve (Alright ladies what can I get you to drink ? What do you think I'm made of money I meant half a mild or summat) Merchant

[@bigman25plus25]

Brilliant intro. Ricky might be a fat shit-stirrer from Reading, but the boy's got talent.

[@kygodragon4782]

i*

[@gotty1991]

Eyes bulging with imagined riches

[@williamsmith666]

King of the Incels.

[@guyledouche7939]

Is your name really Will Smith?

[@BradBorkowski]

24:00 when Ricky does an impression of the previous show is both accurate and hilarious.

[@Steve90UK]

"Karl there eating a hamburger" 😂

[@grease_monkey6078]

The Elephant MAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN iS mY FAVOrite F I L M

[@dantegaltieri579]

Perfectly typed lol

[@PanikGrafik]

DONT TALK TO ME ABOUT SCIENCE PLEEEEEEEEEEASE MAKE ME TELEVISION

[@StardawgGuava]

ChiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiNeeeeeeeese

[@Con213]

Kid!

[@littleweaselboy2865]

@@StardawgGuava 😂😂

[@dannyboy_dannyboy8274]

After listening to all of these numerous times & loving them even more. What would be amazing would be the 'in between' record chats they have off air.......gold dust!!! 💪💪💪

[@Liverpool67890]

If only they would get back together for a new series or 5

[@WollongongWacko]

amen

[@C-R-l-M-S-O-N]

+Spiritual Mind they never did this for money lol, apart from karl. this is essentially playtime for ricky

[@C-R-l-M-S-O-N]

***** they were still doing this long after the success of the office, you hear them mocking the fact that they do it for the money in one of the later seasons. you also hear them constantly saying how that xfm is a "tinpot radio station" and how they get paid poorly. I've heard ricky say to steve how they do need to do this in the later seasons, but they continue just so that they can pick karl's brain. ricky also says how karl is "his gift to the world".thats ricky's reason anyway. the office is what made ricky and steve, an idiot abroad is what 'made' karl. it wasn't xfm lol

[@C-R-l-M-S-O-N]

***** for karl atleast yeah

[@C-R-l-M-S-O-N]

***** I'm not sure, but I think so. I geuss eventually he stopped being "a fat useless git who knows nothing about broadcasting" lol

[@mothrajenkins3874]

"It does a runneh with the gun and the moneh. No ones seen it since."

[@Scallion_D]

😂

[@re20bt]

When Karl starts with “No but I’m just saying…” pre-tirade, you’re always in for a treat!

[@petalprecious]

"A playful little clown." "Little?"

[@14kip54]

I know 😂

[@TheEpicFaliGamer]

A faulty tooth... 42th forthy tooth God that Darren's good isn't he

[@HopeVJustice]

[@Hazza1495]

Wild Weetabix KSP

[@TheEpicFaliGamer]

Ayy 111 yesss

[@kygodragon4782]

Cheers

[@AA-hg5fk]

*Derren

[@LouieC]

When I think I have solidified an episode as my favorite, I hear another amazing one. This one, is, amazing.

[@Scallion_D]

There really is no outright best episode. I honestly couldn't pinpoint an exact fav. When there's so many great ones.

[@ben3129]

fat babeh episode is one of my faves

[@Sheriff_GrimLaw]

"Have they wasted a page in the book for whatever _you_ are?" Karl is brilliant in his insulting! 😅 x

[@antwan.]

54:49 absolutely monstrously good one liner from Merchant sailed straight under the radar

[@hankochai]

Stephen, to Ricky: “At the best of times you sound like you’re selling the Evening Standard.” I’m not British and have no reference for this but it’s still funny.

[@FEARYOYOYO]

It’s probably a newspaper sold by homeless people

[@kanichiwoh]

'Not only was he good at magic, his maths was brilliant' hahaha

[@kieranflaherty3316]

Don't mind me -I'm just saving my favourite moments from each episode for my next round trip ... It's the opening this time!! 00:00

[@DavidMcmenemy]

39:51 "Yeah but... she got... could 'ave a... a fourlty twooth"

[@HopeVJustice]

:D Love Karls little jokes!

[@CallumBradbury]

That faulty tooth joke was the best thing Karl's ever said

[@ejayman]

“Have they done yours in small print because you’ve got special eyes?” wins for me in this episode, it’s so poorly thrown together but and Steve’s response just always gets me

[@kieranwhite6647]

'Too much lyin' low'

[@gavinforsyth321]

100%

[@capnhawkins]

51:36 I'm forever in awe of some of the things Ricky is able to do with his vocal chords

[@sneezydeezymcdeluxe7015]

He even makes that complicated. He even makes TWAddle complicated.

[@Steve_Max]

Man Moth you legend. thanks for the uploads

[@J_Cinematics]

"Well he would say that... Hitler said that" - such an underrated line

[@thelocalappleman]

Third run through here, been helping me since the start of my degree :)

[@Owen-wc1wr]

+Richard Allen After graduating I think I worked out that I'd spent more time listening to the Ricky Gervais Show than I had in lectures and tutorials!

[@Pebble_Collector]

I'm up to run 5. xD Have you listened to the Clare ones and if so, which run did you start listening to them? It was run 3 for me.

[@mrdex8527]

How many times now?

[@Dilkingt0nne]

Karl’s supposed to be an idiot but that Marconi joke was pretty sharp

[@CrossAunt]

"What does it say." "It says 42."

[@carlabarrera8850]

Haha I loved the intro (:

[@TheSnoozeFox]

I would never in a million years think Karls fave film would be a David Lynch one.

[@Bevis97]

I love how Carl says We don't know what it did next. We don't know if it jumped on a bus and went to Spain and next time he talks about it the monkey did go to Spain

[@justinkline8437]

"Steve emailed it in. He got it from the net." "Oh, okay."

[@grohl901]

"Have they done yours in sorta small print, cuz you've got special eyes"

[@MattySadler]

"Up to no good" Steve is brilliant

[@williamsmith666]

Trouble's brewin'...

[@enemywithin1295]

This is the best episode.

[@kygodragon4782]

Incorrect

[@lconnerz100]

Darren subjective really

[@crazyotto9770]

“Is it from Reuters?” “Well listen, it’s from Steve.”

[@MrPaddyR]

45:46 "Boo hoo hoo it won't do, listen to the Gallagher boys and stop crying your heart out on Xfm 104.9." ###one of Ricky's best radio lead in's haha

[@crazyotto9770]

I love how Ricky and Steve feign offense when Karl makes the Hitler comparison R: “Play a record.” S: “.....What!?”

[@Exroth]

I'm older than me mum

[@KatbotZ]

"Be my wife Karl. B-be my wife." Always a new gem each run through!!!!!!!!!!!

[@manavsandhu584]

Karl actually sounds quite witty here, comedic as usual but almost socially acceptable comedy

[@eskayne]

season 2 is by far the best

[@Nickersons-Theme]

The vibe in series 2 is definitely somewhat different than the previous series

[@CORNISHDUDE]

29:26 lol at karls gaydar going off

[@jakopars]

CORNISHDUDE hahahahahahahah

[@JoeRivermanSongwriter]

If Karl later that evening watched Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy I'm sure he'd freak like never before.

[@Zanaze_banane]

3rd or 4th listen through of all these and find one that I haven't heard... fantastic!!

[@lukebradley4660]

*whir* xfm 104.9 EAT IT! EAT THE BURGER EAT THE BURGER-its coming out-NAAAIII

[@AI-tc8fv]

20:35 whaat Steve does have great taste in music. Players club by Rappin4Tay 👍🏿💯🔥

[@alant8140]

This has to be up there in the list of best episodes!

[@liambennion9627]

Im gonna eat my words. Mmm words.

[@goofed86]

all they seem to have played backk then was Placebo and Coldplay lol

[@lilme7052]

ooh really notice Ricky's breathing here.

[@bonjour2098]

51:35 Ricky's "NO" lol

[@alexdoodlebug07]

One of the best intros

[@deaconofdopespeakin1424]

best intro of the XFMs

[@julianblower6330]

Wee Hootie McToo

[@moockmusic]

Wee Hootie McToo and his Jamboree is my favorite band.

[@ganjaericco]

Think Karl, think! 51:45

[@666spalony]

'avin me 'ead squoze

[@TheHappyTeacher]

Ricky 'play a record ' Gervais

[@davidpenn4024]

faulty tooth. brilliant

[@ram_s_d27]

karl is right, it was (as a folk tale) his mum that got ran over by the elephants

[@chester6514]

Karl basically described a pretty decent segment of Derren’s TV Show Mind Control. Shame they only did it socially because his reaction would’ve been priceless. His retelling of it is perfect for the show as well.

[@jianblundell6038]

Told my mum about the chimp robbing a bank story and she said it's true and to look it up 😂

[@jakopars]

‘avin ‘eds sqozed

[@RackCityBunny]

The best intro ricky ever did.

[@errorcode202notfound5]

Rickys mouth breathing 😂🤢

[@benoneill4318]

I cant believe he just reads an email from a listener so obviously taking the piss out of him and he just instantly believes its a true story😂

[@jianblundell6038]

51:46 omni man apparently STOLE that quote

[@91debaser]

57:06 the Benny Hill slap on the head has me crying 😂

[@seshadrianantharaman7676]

"doors swing open"... and Karl attains god status

[@thepontiacbandit7874]

To be fair to Suzanne’s Dad, I take my own tea bags on holiday, too. And I’m quite surprised that Karl doesn’t do likewise, actually, given his admiration for Twinings English Breakfast tea. ‘It’s quite fresh and light’ What if he was stuck with PG Tips all week?? 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@deltaframes-os4km]

he's packing Margarine now😂

[@krustoffur]

These are actually funnier the older they've gottin

[@davidkglevi]

Now, I really want to do my own Songs of phrase, saying "Karl, you're an idiot!"

[@swdavies94]

Anybody else happen to be listening to this on the 23rd September and realise that Karl’s birthday is today? Spooky

[@justinkline8437]

"I first saw the light on the 5th of August, 1860, I was born in Lee Street, Wharf Street, Leicester. The deformity which I am now exhibiting was caused by my mother being frightened by an Elephant; my mother was going along the street when a procession of Animals were passing by, there was a terrible crush of people to see them, and unfortunately she was pushed under the Elephant's feet, which frightened her very much; this occurring during a time of pregnancy was the cause of my deformity." -Joseph Merrick

[@LukeM9583]

Steve: “Any other bands you’re concerned about?” Ricky: “HEPBURN… what the haya… what has gone wrong with Hepburn!?”

[@jmuzz2769]

Loved hearing Eels as part of the songs of phrase

[@kevinflemming1982]

God, I am sick of Steve saying "arbitrary" now lol.

[@davejordan9776]

Was about to post the same thing. Seems like it he says it at least twice every episode.

[@justinkline8437]

To be fair, almost every time he uses it, there's no better word to use. Most of Karl's prizes are truly arbitrary.

[@VickyVicky-di2kl]

I don’t think I’d ever heard of that word until I started listening to these. Nobody else uses the word arbitrary except Steve😂

[@simonb9412]

"she could have a... fAuLtY ToOTH"

[@MrFoodAndDrink]

Mmmm words. Homer 42:42

[@marykayriley]

American society is crumbling. And I am sure that i will be listening to these podcasts for the hundredth time for as long as there is still cell phone service and i can figure out how to charge my phone as it all goes to hell

[@SunnyDays00]

"pulled the rug under my carpet .."

[@cartmanofsp]

I want names!

[@gtpliquid1290]

"The Virgoan is excellent as the owner of a small business." Foreshadowing KP Plumbing.

[@morfarson8592]

It's hard to unhear the heavy breathing on the mic when you first notice it 😆

[@bennypatel]

I’d love a wee hooty mctoo t shirt.

[@LifeOfRy]

41:11 Karl perfectly sums up people dumb enough to believe in star signs

[@BDJRose]

24:24 The most appalling piece of radio I have ever heard in my life

[@SADassTROLL]

Were the cartoon characters used for the XFM animated series based off Ricky's sketches in these episodes does anyone know?

[@jenanahulu]

I think what Chris wants to know is if the sketches Ricky drew were used in the Animated series, i.e. the sketch he drew of Karl. I believe Dan Fraga and Craig Kellman are the artists. If you google Karl Pilkington illustration by Ricky Gervais, a different image pops up and I think that is the one Ricky drew.

[@lackedpuppet9022]

This was recorded 20 years ago yesterday.

[@chester6514]

Pulled the rug under my carpet indeed

[@mrdex8527]

Mrs 42. Haha good one steve

[@adamsubtract81]

"Is Bis on there is Bis on there?"

[@bacnwarrior898]

legend says that man moth will reply but i think he is dead

[@ManMoth]

+bacn warrior Man Moth is in Nandos... currently alive :-)

[@bacnwarrior898]

Man Moth ahhhhh a poltergeist

[@ManMoth]

+bacn warrior Haha

[@RayTheomo]

Maybe she had a "f a u l t y t o o t h" easily karls most underrated joke😂

[@jimthompson939]

24:06 That was a great show! What are you on about?

[@99griff99]

Why wouldn`t you open the letter?! Ha, very surprised he hadn't already tbh

[@Qmarine555]

5:05 First time Karl tells the story of the time he chipped his mate’s tooth. 😂

[@maddyfridaturner3703]

This show is perfect for anthropologists and psychologists research hahahaha

[@chrislowe8746]

19:47 for the best bit

[@courtenayjones4632]

I don't think I've heard this one.... I don't remember this songs of phrase XD