XFM The Ricky Gervais Show Series 2 Episode 42 - Effin & Jeffin

The Ricky Gervais Show Broadcast 14th June 2003.
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[@ManMoth]

Hey guys, sorry for pinning this comment on all videos but I want to give you an update on the channel. I've been slowly adding a show archive to the videos including a full transcript added as sub titles and a full track listing (with links to KZbin videos for each track). Pilkipedia archive link has been added as well and I've been having fun illustrating some of KP's best bits, I'm adding these to a shop incase anyone is interested: www.man-moth.com/ It's taking me a while to update the archives, especially as I don't work Mondays so please bear with me as I chip away at it. Lots of love, Man Moth.

[@NatS3703]

K-Man: "You know the sort of things I find incredible..." Metchant: "...mirrors."

[@Kmd-qp4kw]

Pudding Brain - Metchant..... Who are you call sad! At least my mother still don’t cut my hair.

[@nayf7682]

Smerch

[@williamsmith666]

Mitchell.

[@deltaframes-os4km]

Stephen Michelin

[@wormswithteeth]

one of his best lines

[@feelthejoy]

"Treatin' Suzanne. Like I do." HA

[@kevinflemming1982]

Such a lucky woman lol.

[@HopeVJustice]

"She's done alright!" (;

[@jasoneaton4520]

See he likes to brag...

[@CDbiggen]

Treated to a box of 80 condoms.

[@deltaframes-os4km]

she doesn't like plain chocolate so i ate them

[@graysonridge4080]

Say what you will about Steve but he is quick as a whip man. 31:38 “You know what I find incredible-“ “Mirrors”

[@LouieC]

He's a comedic genius no doubt.

[@ImMouldyJim]

His stand-up funnier than Ricky's

[@mkenne14]

Not really

[@omikronweapon]

@@mkenne14I hope you can see the irony in responding with "not really" to someone pointing out clear evidence of Steve coming up with a clever, original response on the spot. You might not find it funny, but Steve is fast with picking up on cues.

[@mkenne14]

@omikronweapon It's not really clear evidence I've listened to it myself and I didn't think it was funny. You're opinion is different but I don't think he's as 'quick as a whip'. I find his jokes unfunny and usually mean spirited but each to their own.

[@rockymarciano8981]

Any else love Steve's high pitched laugh?

[@whitedragon9731]

Nope.

[@Pebble_Collector]

@@whitedragon9731 got to have yer critics

[@al_s_]

Eyes bulging with vocal high pitches...

[@seanbrown8533]

@@whitedragon9731 W⚓.

[@jordanmelling759]

@@whitedragon9731what’s tomato with you?

[@sneezydeezymcdeluxe7015]

"You could have brought it in yesterday." "No I couldn't." "Why not?" "I hadn't thought of it." "Mmm"

[@NatalieTallulah]

Instead of being in bed, I recently tried listening to these shows whilst working out. Absolutely impossible.

[@WollongongWacko]

Lost Dolly amen

[@kraken589]

I’ll do that sometimes. I usually listen on the tube to pass the time but I get the weirdest looks when I laugh at stuff.

[@rickoneillable]

Lost Dolly I tried running to them, couldn’t do it

[@SliceOfLife100]

Push ups is the worst 😂 when Ricky bursts out laughing you lose all strength

[@pizzagateisreal]

I do that but only for 15 minutes on a incline walk on the treadmill

[@james_119]

“I’ll tell you what’s not big and clever. A dwarf with learning difficulties.”

[@sneezydeezymcdeluxe7015]

OoooOh CHEEKY... Freak of the WEEK

[@smilezor]

ricky almost accidently swearing is even funnier than him doing it on purpose

[@andrewvanstonemusic]

‘You’re 7 years pregnant’ might be the greatest thing anyone has ever said

[@sneezydeezymcdeluxe7015]

Or something...

[@andrewseguin9443]

Or something like tha’

[@caskruse7377]

always the last chance for rock busters

[@rivalconsoles_music]

Steve: "Elton John, you know, who started the biggest selling hit record, didn't he?, off the back of that..." Karl: "hmmm" Steve: "I mean so, is he incriminated as well?.... Karl: "if you want" HAHAHAHAHA

[@HopeVJustice]

Absolutely hilarious!!! XD

[@MetaphorInVain]

"You're seven years pregnant". Holy fuck Im dying

[@janelane187]

JockeK holy fuk the comedy character?

[@crispycronch]

nicely done +Rachel Martin! ding dong...

[@Kdunkham]

or sumin like that

[@lobsterairsoft499]

Chris Peters is that holy fuk again

[@HighLordBlazeReborn]

​@@janelane187oh herro!

[@capnhawkins]

I'm starting to think like Karl Pilkington. When he first mentioned the guy with lizard skin, I thought "He could've done that as an Educating Ricky thing and made the teaser headline 'Lizard Skynyrd"

[@oscarpye8151]

Genius

[@vividhkothari1]

"I'm guessing you'd be popping in with another hip-hop track full of effing and jeffing."

[@jakeregan6884]

Possibly my favourite episode, it just has everything 😂

[@batmanforawhile]

“In a weird way, it taught me about all the problems” is criminally overlooked 😆

[@montypython4ever]

I crack up every time karl does the little pause, telling about the monkey with big eyes...Steve...

[@bourneultamatum]

Rick Waller on a bargain bucket is a hilarious idea from Karl!

[@deltaframes-os4km]

even in 2023......you can't complain with such an accurate analogy.

[@TWisM009]

"What if beadle had popped out and slapped you with his little claw" haha made me chuckle loudly

[@hornylorney8150]

Hopefully this notification leads to you having another chuckle. Oh and, have a good Christmas, Dean.

[@reggie5495]

I prefer the stuff he does about the wanking claw.

[@AA-hg5fk]

Jeremy beadle's got a bit of arthritis, SLF...

[@vividdylan400]

Karl tapping on the prizes in anger, "all packed up...here," 49:25, Too funny

[@lucaslorenz8812]

I love comments like this that point out subtle funny stuff I didn't notice before even though I've heard these shows several times over.

[@shaunj66]

"There's proof of that in this room" is fucking savage! 😂

[@RayTheomo]

11:30 Service charge included is WILD. Karls a savage😂

[@petarbozanic5410]

"He was in Jim?"

[@andygorman688]

"What if Beadle had jumped out and slapped you with his little claw" 10:00 made laugh so hard hahaha

[@masonseymour2455]

"there's a whiff of controversy because Shipman has been mentioned"

[@BigPMitchell]

This kills me everytime 😄

[@kevinflemming1982]

"Steve, have you ever splashed-out on a lady?" xD

[@Ollied]

40:45 'I'll never give up on Karl' Now look where Karl has come, Ricky truley delivered on his project for Karl

[@feelthejoy]

He really did. He loves Karl so much, it's great.

[@q3znw6j88aywnwy]

+Ollied Now he's a nobody again

[@luukeluketer1024]

+k ..How so ????

[@colonelsanders1349]

+k ?

[@kinganimal3075]

Karl will NEVER be a nobody. Actually no one is a nobody.

[@martinsndergaard2229]

This is one of my favourite episodes. Too many classic moments

[@mothrajenkins3874]

I just realized "Steve have you ever splashed out on a lady?" Is innuendo

[@DesertDweller21]

Mothra Jenkins 😂

[@HaydnG266]

Well done

[@1035pm]

Iv splashed out on a few lady’s... Face’s...

[@Scallion_D]

Alright Columbo.

[@oscarsmall6370]

Pay attention. That's part of it. You'll enjoy it more

[@galesito1733]

"Arry The Boneless - you know what you're gonna get".

[@erizzle67]

"Steve have you ever splashed out on a lady?"

[@erizzle67]

+Eric Hardee 12:50, it just got me again.

[@coasterfreek219]

Thanks for these moth man, keeping me very entertained at work!

[@imightbewrong_]

I have bought a big toblerone for myself

[@Sheriff_GrimLaw]

Are you planning to drive to Dundee in your bare feet? x

[@imightbewrong_]

I fear any toblerone inspired barefooted drive to Dundee could never be planned.

[@HopeVJustice]

Did it increase your testerone? ;D

[@Acid_Techno_Monk]

​@@HopeVJusticeincreased my cholesterol

[@9the_red_yeti6]

Found rik waller's KZbin account

[@jamesob9986]

how can someone dislike these videos

[@jimmystooge]

You're obviously not a rich student who left their card in the ATM.

[@WollongongWacko]

You're not auntie Nora then I take it

[@kraken589]

You’re not dicky anders

[@gibsondanny]

@@kraken589 nah mate. The dick-meister is their biggest fan. He'd never dislike.

[@tommyshelby5904]

You're not Wendy then

[@zombiemodeaj]

Err...right...this is a dark walkway, but there's no M's and O's here. Movie. Initials A.

[@zombiemodeaj]

Alley N's......Alleyn's.....Aliens.

[@1984ekul]

@@zombiemodeaj This is a desperate feature

[@JP-dv7rf]

@@1984ekulplay a record

[@cam-the-bassist]

'went to Russia to do some business'

[@cam-the-bassist]

I love how he always personifies them

[@petitmeowmeow]

Forget flat earth, forget the moon landing - Princess Diana's death was orchestrated by all the flower companies and sir Elton John.

[@derek5395]

If you want

[@WollongongWacko]

Just watched David Brent life on the road. You loyal xfm fans are going to love certain jokes and moments ripped right from these radio shows. enjoy.

[@thomasmohan6450]

WollongongWacko ho Lee fuk

[@Scallion_D]

Nearly 20 years on and Columbo is still heavily shown on TV lol.

[@Demon-Psychiatrist]

I agree with Ricky here., it's one of my favorites.

[@Scallion_D]

@@Demon-Psychiatrist Same. I love Columbo!

[@Milan_Smidt]

`36:00 ''He's over there in a bucket, having noodles.''

[@HopeVJustice]

Hehehe! ^^ "No I was just thinkin'.. If you've got a small flat..."

[@AndrewLavers]

Can I just say, I’ve lived in Cornwall all my life and I drive past the Monkey Sanctuary that Karl’s on about every week on my way to church. I’ve never popped in though, I’ve heard it’s not very good.

[@Sheriff_GrimLaw]

Have you been to Flambards though? 😅

[@AndrewLavers]

@@Sheriff_GrimLaw I have! Do you think that's the amusement place he was on about?

[@Sheriff_GrimLaw]

@@AndrewLavers Haha. Me too. Frequently! It's still going isn't it? Yeah, I'm pretty sure that might be the one. It had tanks and the war museum/Victorian village, house of mirrors and I remember all the gnomes too! Must be! Imagine seeing the little baldy whinging Manc with his parents! 🤣 x

[@Sheriff_GrimLaw]

@@maximumbeans9310 Haha. Yeah, I'm still here, brother. Been listening to these shows regularly for a decade now, averaging four per day. They're like medicine to me. I don't know if I should be sectioned or what. x

[@jadetomlinson95]

Ending the show with “there’s proof of that in this room” is just hilarious 😂

[@arun279]

The end tag with Ricky and Steve by themselves slagging off Cornwall is hilarious! 😂

[@Bob_Piss]

"Ohh .... Rockbusters."

[@Bob_Piss]

17:15 idk why but this rockbusters jingle kills me.

[@HopeVJustice]

Nice hawk! (:

[@KingFluffs]

The flower company conspiracy. Amazing. It's so outlandish that it's got to be true hasn't it?

[@KieranFuller17]

I can't believe there aren't more comments about it! It's an incredible moment - I've never heard it before. Amazing!

[@AA-hg5fk]

Do you think Elton John was also implicated?

[@Qdrophenia]

I love the sound Ricky makes at 36:05 when he realised what Karl's about to say.

[@jonnygibs77]

“Mirrors” is my fave joke 😂

[@jackglossop4859]

I always love it when there’s a free freak.

[@Scallion_D]

Lol at Karl. "I'd let them know, service charge included."

[@akayakayz]

12:50 Steve walked right into that one.

[@Jake-oh9im]

On the shipman rock busters ..."I think me mams mate used to use him" play a record quickly haha.

[@garywoodcock4634]

I love this!!! Best thing ever!!

[@lilme7052]

Karl's boy being pregnant was the funniest I've ever heard.

[@marcooosization]

this is absolute gold, one of the best 😂

[@k45207]

31:46 I’m crying 😂 HE was pregnant And he’s 7 years pregnant

[@SunnyDays00]

When is the last time Man Moth responded to a comment?

[@Acid_Techno_Monk]

59:00 they are abousutly correct about Cornwall 😂

[@vividhkothari1]

Ha ha he he ho ho...It begins with Karl's giggling. Thought maybe this one would be cheerful. 2 minutes in...and Steve and Karl already in an argument. Love it!

[@tumourfish1035]

so what about elton john, is he incriminated as well? '...if you want' made me laugh out loud on a train today

[@erincundiff5467]

Anybody else listening in 2019?🤗🤗🤗

[@theholmyg]

2021!

[@noddy3007]

Just the other day I found someone's card at the shops. Could've used paywave to get summit but I just slipped it through the doors of a closed police beat.

[@heythisisminenotyours]

Not long until the panel have to judge if she's lost her looks or not

[@pvthudson5069]

After so many times round I still don't know all the rockbusters answers.

[@lauren-bq7nb]

I love how chaotic the start of this episode is

[@justinkline8437]

Stab Lady Wife

[@DeimosComaBlack]

"You know the sort of things I find incredible." "Go on." "Errrmmm..." "MIRRORS."

[@kieranwhite6647]

'Because you've not slept well since you were 14' '12' I love how quickly Karl corrects Ricky

[@abbysomnia624]

Steve: He twisted his ankle and had to be wheeled around in a wheelchair because he went out jogging, stepped on a tin can in the street and fell over. *Ricky: Who left that there??*

[@LozJBell]

23:26 "When apes go mental"

[@ValkyrieDaisy95]

"I had a dream about Karl last night... can I sue?" x'D!!

[@ValkyrieDaisy95]

Urm.. why would you dream about me? xD x

[@ValkyrieDaisy95]

xD ok..

[@GooglyEyedJoe]

+BigJamook Are you trying to pull a girl via KZbin? xD

[@WollongongWacko]

+Joey Lock hahaha! through a tube/chube! great reference dude.

[@alexhodgkinson6718]

We all have dreams about Karl.

[@jspesh]

Bauhaus isn't working!

[@shnoogums1]

Lmao Karl and Steve’s bickering is priceless

[@TheBossman9001]

This is a top 3 episode for sure

[@DowzerWTP72]

I really hate to say this, but I think I would have with-drawn a hell of a lot more money than £30. Like if the card was sat there and ready for the money to be taken, I wouldn't have just withdrawn a lot more. Not all of it, cos then you've probably screwed them right over. But yeah, I'd have taken a lot more than £30! Am I that much of a bad person for saying that? Oh and also, I'd be careful with how I spent it. Ie. I wouldn't just go out and blow it all on one thing, cos that'd be a bit dangerous.

[@omikronweapon]

+DowzerWTP72 *I* wouldn't have taken anything, but I'm not knocking Steve for taking 30 pounds.

[@feelthejoy]

Except there are cameras on pretty much all ATMs so that's pretty dumb

[@alexhodgkinson6718]

If they have loads of money and I could, I'd take a bit and give it to some charity or homeless person nearby. But not much, because they could be saving up for a marriage or something.

[@LouieC]

35:40 they're talking about Ivar The Boneless. Not Harry LMFAO

[@MrElephantBeach]

I feel like Steve saying the emails complained that it was the worst Rockbusters ever because it was too easy created a supervillain and some of the impossible Rockbusters to come in the future.

[@dennissweeneyoo7]

stephen you little criminal!!! never suspected that

[@Sheriff_GrimLaw]

Little? x

[@mrbwabbers4999]

+BigJamook stop leaving kisses...

[@Sheriff_GrimLaw]

+Mr Bwabbers Why? x

[@mrbwabbers4999]

BigJamook Do it to others if you want, if you reply to me, don't.

[@Sheriff_GrimLaw]

+Mr Bwabbers But why not? xx

[@pizzaboy1250]

I'm a little hairy lizard man... On a stick.

[@LifeOfRy]

13:35 Ah yes, builders. The arbiters of taste and beauty!

[@toxr182]

Manchester United and moaning

[@mayhaps1]

a'ight.

[@ryanstewart3560]

Gerard G. I

[@SkandiaAUS]

19:52 I love these arbitrary moments where they're so laid paid and no-one is paying attention. Always cracks Ricky up how much of a shambles it is.

[@chunk.e7560]

Faulty tooth. Forty tooth. Episode 42. Bloody hell that darens good in' he.

[@deltaframes-os4km]

'this is a doddle'.

[@jcrawley1]

I don't get why Steve gets all the abuse in comments vis a vis his taking of the £30. Not that I'm defending him, but Karl said he'd have done the same, and yet he seems to get off scot free. Why is that?

[@jakewindle7744]

I think it's because it's coupled with all of the bad things Steve has said in the past, because he the worst of the 3 of the

[@jakewindle7744]

them*

[@rooty]

Er, because he didn't actually do it?

[@theouter_banks7260]

Vis a vis, Steve has not yet passed his forklift driver test.

[@dball_94]

Because Karl is quite likeable

[@theholmyg]

Is there anyone else who is baffled by the fact Karl speaks about how Father's Day is a con and that his dad has told him to never get him a card, and then less than five minutes later he tells a story about buying his dad a Father's Day card in WHSmith?

[@sneezydeezymcdeluxe7015]

I mean that story could have taken place before his dad became miserable enough to tell him not to buy a card.

[@LevWobegon]

10:30 I remember hearing this go out live and thought: if you had rinsed their account out, they could have argued it was a robbery; cos you took 30 quid out, they wouldn't have been able to claim it back.

[@arturobandini4078]

that doesn't work.

[@Aalborg42]

I have just bought the first 3 seasons of Columbo.. I don't watch television

[@WollongongWacko]

Hahaha

[@mayhaps1]

Columbo is on netflix too. I love that show.

[@andymaudling4687]

Karl is talking about the legendary Viking, Ivor the Boneless; a character brought to live in the show Vikings on amazon prime.

[@robbie5181]

Steve quipping back Karl with the 'Generous guy' remark then hearing Karls defeated mumble after. 10/10

[@WollongongWacko]

R - "Steal, or go to heaven? You went, oh dear..umm"

[@mrdex8527]

'Comb their face' hahahaha

[@mrdex8527]

I need to somehow invent a job where one can get paid to listen to these $$$

[@kanichiwoh]

Do these shows for a topic on Mastermind

[@99tubalcain]

Every time I hear about that Steve story and the ATM I'm shocked all over again. Not only that but he actually thinks it was justified all these years later. He's the type of bloke who gets into a huff because of 50p yet he steals others money and thinks it's good. I can't get my head around that.

[@99tubalcain]

@Jacob Jaywant Well at least you're honest that you're just a thief and not trying to make your thievery look like an act of benevolence.

[@myyoutube945]

True. Its like checking everyone's door, and if you find one unlocked you can just help yourself because they had had a brain fart. Sure you could... but you'd be a thief just the same as if you'd broken a window. I think he only said it because of the shock value tho. I don't think leaving an atm card in would just leave the account open. Im 38, and since I can remember of atms, if you left card in it'd ask for pin again after 1 minute if inactivity. Then after series of beeps, it'd just confiscate the card

[@AA-hg5fk]

Steve is a complete miser

[@antv6419]

Yo yo Jeff. I’m a Jeff too 😂😂

[@marcw813]

Cool

[@captainobvious7287]

This one should be called "You're 7 years pregnant"

[@CarlSlime]

Big Flora did 8/31

[@HopeVJustice]

Hilarious!!! XD

[@lornabrand3477]

Spam is a brilliant term howether I also used to like so fritters a good meal when we did not have anything to eat brilliant lads

[@FutureAbe]

Ivar the Boneless. It’s actually interesting because Ivar, of course, was a danish viking. In danish that would be “Ivar Benløs” which translates to “Ivar the Legless” - not “boneless”, but the words ‘ben’ and ‘bone’ are quite similar. Makes sense because he was of unable to walk.

[@Glozboy22]

I found a wallet on the train a few years ago, which I returned to the person and didn't get a reward. Next time, I'm going through it first.

[@deadmoney5580]

why wud u get rewarded?

[@Dprkr1]

@@deadmoney5580 Because they didn't steal and they so easily could've and never been caught

[@deadmoney5580]

@@Dprkr1 So because they didn't do something bad, they deserve to get rewarded ? I don't think people should get rewarded for NOT doing bad things, that should just be common human decency . I mean if you drop a wallet in Japan, there is no shot its being rifled through or nicked, it's getting delivered to the nearest police station. And no one expects a reward for it .

[@shnoogums1]

@@deadmoney5580I agree with you but leave your wallet somewhere with contact info and more often than not you’ll never see it again