Hermitcraft VII 994 Stat Poker With Friends!

[@xisumavoid]

Just a reminder we made are own rules and had fun so no worries if we didnt play it exactly as it was itended :-)

[@scruffyman]

Ah thanks for the clear up

[@bram8847]

I think you mean intended

[@Jsellers1965]

X, your suppose to put in your anti before you look at the questions, it's part of Poker.

[@Bowie_E]

Ah okay bc I was going to say the ante (before) is bet before the hand is dealt, so even if you fold first thing, you should've still lost your 4 ante diamonds. idk why I still told you after you said you didn't want to know. I guess I'm having that kind of being-irritating Monday. Apologies :D Edit: Nope, sorry Shashwammy, you owe Scar 8 diamonds bc you made him lose his ante when he tried to fold like you had done on the killed by horses hand. *shrug emoji*

[@merantix5811]

@@Jsellers1965 he literally just said that they played at their own rules

[@adamb1117]

Xisuma's Quick Guide to getting to your statistics menu: 1) press escape 2) click "options" 3) click "done" 4) click "statistics"

[@eatmyshorts9602]

Ok

[@GuestUser18]

I noticedd too hah!

[@mathiasbrio2105]

I do similarly with Addvancements

[@ExpiredBurrito]

'you get ahead in life by quitting' -Xisuma 2021

[@priyankadeshpande1514]

That's a quote

[@ExpiredBurrito]

@@priyankadeshpande1514 yes

[@walker9192]

Welll………

[@DGcontext]

Time stamp oof-

[@hermitcraftsnippets]

Put this on hermitcraft quotes!

[@Anriandor]

That he put the stats in the corner is such an appreciated quality of life thing, I love it!

[@bipbipletucha]

I noticed that, it's great to have cause Tango's video got confusing sometimes

[@draconocor]

There's something I enjoy so much about Stat Poker- it has a lot of my favorite elements of HC collabs and humor.

[@alatyrakowska76]

And stats!

[@youtubewatcher8982]

Yeah Etho and Tango are geniuses

[@jaysmith4314]

Hellyuh nigga, same here

[@theboogster2]

I want a huge game of Stat poker at the end of the season. Like everyone participating

[@N3K0014]

You might never know, this might be the near end season

[@theboogster2]

@@N3K0014 don't bring those negative thoughts in here 😂

[@kamalakalyanasundaram3534]

That would be really cool

[@N3K0014]

@@theboogster2 well look on the bright side we get season 8 on the new spankin' 1.17

[@parchmentengineer8169]

Two dozen Hermits on one table might be a bit too much, but I'd love to see a huge hall with a bunch of tables for 4-6 Hermits each.

[@williamlight6028]

Scar is almost as good at this as he is at haggling.

[@NStripleseven]

Which is to say, he doesn’t get it

[@paramemetics7693]

OOF

[@mr.crouton_]

Lol

[@cjoin83]

@@NStripleseven But he always leaves with more diamonds than he came in with

[@NStripleseven]

@@cjoin83 maybe by luck, maybe by some secret strategy, we’ll never know.

[@As567na]

On this episode: cubfan gets a crippling gambling addiction.

[@derrickstorm6976]

😂😂😂 I mean, he's already a Cubs fan

[@walker9192]

Lol

[@Keithlynd_]

imagine if the bet was ancient debris instead of diamond

[@SaqinNoor]

@@Keithlynd_ that would be insane

[@Fleta_Maughner]

Parkour.

[@twistedtim1969]

"Where do you find all these bats?" "They keep flying into my sword." That one "slayed" me. XD

[@crispyrice]

Finding the statistics page is a permanent struggle for X

[@thefinkie6459]

Yeah, we just watched Xisuma accidentally click Options about 25 times 🤣 ...I can hardly talk, though. I have just as much trouble finding it.

[@spaderium2045]

“grian join the game” “grian was shot by skeleton" 🤣🤣🤣

[@derrickstorm6976]

😂😂 yep

[@yhwhachkg7030]

XD

[@saindhavrathore8555]

Timestamp pls

[@ABC0001]

@@saindhavrathore8555 11:34

[@livelong1813]

F

[@Ipherix]

I wanna laugh at scar for not understanding the betting but I've also just never understood it either

[@nugenki]

Idk if you watch when they play Among Us, but scar is the worst player ever and it is amazing.

[@Fleta_Maughner]

Me too man ,don't worry ,we do not speak about it

[@NStripleseven]

I think there are about 10 people in the world who do actually understand it.

[@sintanan469]

It's just poker rules... which I don't think anyone has gotten right yet. Set Up: All players start with two stacks of diamonds. A player loses when they run out of diamonds or opt to walk away from the table (remove their head from the stat poker shulker box). Blind: One player takes the turn leading and antes the large blind (4 diamonds). Other players ante a small blind that is half the large blind (2 diamonds). Players can abstain paying the small blind, but the leader *must* pay the large blind. If the leader does not pay the large blind, the leader has chosen to walk away from the table and may no longer participate in stat poker until the game has ended. Increasing the Blind: Every set interval (usually 10 or 15 minutes) the cost of the large blind (and thus the small blind) increases by an agreed upon amount. Normally this is increasing the blind by 2 diamonds or doubling the blind, for example. The blind is increased to create additional tension as the game progresses and ensure the game eventually ends. Draw: Once the blinds are paid, the stat is drawn. If the redstone lantern lights up, players are betting on having the highest of the random stat. If the lantern does not light up, players are betting on having the lowest of the random stat. Betting: Betting starts with the leader. The leader chooses to call (no raise), raise (increase the diamonds being anted), or fold (drop out of the round). Because the leader paid the big blind, it is never wise for the leader to fold during the first bet. Going clockwise from the leader, each player that paid a small blind takes turns calling (matching the leader's bet), raising, or folding. After each raise, all four players are given a chance to raise further, call, or fold. Winning: Once all four players call (and thus betting stops), as long as two players remain then stats are revealed. If only one player remains they win all anted diamonds (the pot) without revealing their stat. The player with the winning stat wins the pot. All In: A player can go all in, anting the remainder of their diamonds. Any bets that exceed the all in are side bets. This prevents a small all-in from making a large amount of diamonds. Side Bets: In addition to the primary ante, players are able to start side bets. Side bets are treated as separate pots and only the players involved in the side bet can win the side bet.

[@hirondelline]

Well X kept changing them every two games so... :P

[@nightC_]

Lol scars face as he denied having a trading hall

[@jasonreed7522]

Thats the advantage playing this in Minecraft, you don't need a pokerface since they can't see your real face, its more like a poker voice to bluff.

[@KeychainWolf]

@@jasonreed7522 So.... Among Us?

[@andrewlalis]

@@KeychainWolf AMOGUS

[@josipcuric8767]

@@KeychainWolf AMANGUS

[@charlesheairet6241]

@@KeychainWolf Mogus Moves 😎

[@tbnr_woods543]

A bee, a mayor, a pharo and a pvp god all enter stat poker... WHO will win... and WHEN will scar put a shirt on? and ohh the bluffs of Xisuma

[@supergluehotty]

Hey sempai worked hard for his summer body.

[@majakukulska7650]

Xisuma is that guy who reads instructions to board games and explains to everybody

[@xisumavoid]

Someones gotta take the lead

[@wyatts400]

@@xisumavoid if the lamp was turned off you were supposed to bet on the lower statistic

[@haokyeomkwan]

@@wyatts400 They're playing it with their own rules.

[@thefinkie6459]

Or in this case, DOESN'T read the instructions and still explains to everybody 🤣 (we all know someone like that)

[@majakukulska7650]

@@thefinkie6459 more like explains instructions everybody decides that there is a more fun way of playing and making the rules as he goes :D

[@chironbbaq]

thank you for putting the statistic in the corner because i can never seem to find it while watching :’)

[@winterstelling7837]

Some of the time he doesn't actually show him scrolling exactly to the stat

[@drsch]

For future record, you don't get to fold before the ante. That's the point. It's the cost of being at the table.

[@Aryan-ck9lv]

Well they made their own rules :)

[@thefinkie6459]

@@Aryan-ck9lv Their own rules that they didn't agree to beforehand and kept changing partway through to suit themselves :)

[@sfgkate]

@@thefinkie6459 yeah. so?

[@gileee]

Exactly what I was thinking when cub folded before paying. Also they where ignoring the high-low light and always playing high. Where cub has the obvious advantage since he plays like 16h every day.

[@gileee]

@@sfgkate You could just fold every time and keep all your diamonds like you're not playing at all.

[@NorteXGame]

I'm surprised at how much xisuma won just by bluffing...

[@jonte143]

Man Xisuma was lucky Hypno wasn't playing in that Stat Poker game considering Hypno has killed over 700 bats

[@spicytaco3209]

'Nooooo, I don't make farms' -Xisuma

[@appollyon99]

Its no surprise that Xisuma won! He is like the mad farm-building king among this group!!! I'd love to see Xisuma go up against Impulse, Tango, and Mumbo though, that way some of the other super talented farm-builders can put it all on the line!! (course for that line up, it should be tailored for a more redstone based game!)

[@thefinkie6459]

Mumbo doesn't spend as much time on the server, so he would have a disadvantage (assuming they kept ignoring the high/low rule, which was added specifically to make it fairer for different types of players).

[@MrLinkDay]

X is too sincere to bluff hahaha, he just "I don't have this stat, I'm folding"

[@Eis_]

"Look at those muscles", X as he looks at Scar. X's irl muscles:

[@NStripleseven]

Wait how do you know that?

[@shadowlord4277]

@@NStripleseven Just watch a xisuma guitar video

[@daisynovotney1429]

@@NStripleseven Look up his guitar covers on his second channel.

[@mrmaxmondays]

You never know with quarantine

[@Eis_]

@@NStripleseven He's ripped irl. Try looking up his guitar covers. He still wears his scream mask though. Lmao.

[@allenbuddy3101]

The stat poker episodes are some of my favorites from the entire season. Idk why but there’s just something so fun about hermits hanging out and being surprised by each other’s stats

[@VexifyGaming]

Thanks for putting the number on the top left, every other video I have go pause it a ton to see the number

[@Whom_]

I find it really funny that people are tipping by donating player heads

[@tytan2125]

Nobody: Scar-randomly glitching on the shulker box

[@spicytaco3209]

I'm an American, and I love hearing Xisuma and Grian saying "Heatch" as in horse and the "Barge Heatch Q". 😂

[@weebcee873]

I also like when they say “zed”

[@dpend]

British accents are awesome

[@musicallymystical7437]

Ik!! I always think that

[@grosserfanatic]

Stat Poker Machine spits out snow golems killed Xisuma's Snow Golem Machine : *..........*

[@ziggymatthews6156]

X whenever he has 0: dang, kinda got a farm for this

[@macrobioscopic]

As soon as i saw scar skin, i know im screwed and scared

[@timerdie8743]

SCARRRRRRed

[@venomark7883]

Scarwed

[@chris-sd6fk]

My grandpa died 3 weeks ago and hes funeral was a week ago and its still hard to get over it, watching your videos had been such a happy thing and it makes me happier. Mutch love ❤️

[@KyloHen4162]

I feel bad 4 u

[@samuelvandermeulen7006]

Sorry for your loss

[@Cat-mok]

Oh feel sad to hear this :(

[@anvaypatel7906]

Really sorry, my condolences.....

[@The_Hist]

It gets better,

[@britneysilverflame3633]

I absolutely adore this minigame. So glad to see more hermits playing it!

[@macrobioscopic]

This poker is actually more fun to watch than normal poker

[@eggycarton]

It’s cause of scar being the comic relief

[@livelong1813]

Normal poker is kinda boring tbh

[@sintanan469]

It would be better if the hermits actually knew how to play poker... As a card player, it hurts my soul to see them mixing up terms, not handling the blind properly, or not properly betting.

[@pepearown4968]

@@livelong1813 Most card games in general are boring.

[@gweegygweegy6126]

@@ThatRipOff As not a card player, but a normal person, I can say that if you’re very interested in something and someone’s doing it wrong it can be annoying. Try to understand

[@jtrush7561]

Big sad for the fact that X didn't scroll down far enough to realize he had the most striders killed.

[@goosewithagun6341]

I find it insane that with so many hours of play time X has only killed 15 COWS

[@southofsane877]

Hi X! I just wanted to let you know that, in poker you ante in before you get your hand so that it's a risk. So, in Stat poker, you should ante in before getting the Stat so that it's a risk every time. Also, the light underneath the button tells you whether you're betting on who has the highest number, VS who has the lowest. All that aside, you made a wonderful episode and I e joued it immensely!

[@hrithikpatel3444]

Hey X, did you know that etho added the feature that when you click the button, the Redstone lamp had a 50% chance to turn off, and in that case the stat with the lowest wins, so you could've won the horse one

[@firebyrd7933]

They did make their own rules though.

[@hrithikpatel3444]

@@firebyrd7933 true, but I don't think they knew about this feature in the first place, so I just wanted him to know. Though you are right

[@MapleLamia]

The muscle memory of trying to change a setting eh?

[@edwardlewis1119]

"I would bet money on not having ridden a horse" Well the light was off that round, which means the lowest stat wins... If only you'd noticed!

[@carsonpepin1211]

They weren't really playing that rule

[@dangeredspecies689]

@@carsonpepin1211 hahahahaha

[@ericbell7]

I love that you have noted the value on screen! Helps a lot! Cheers

[@lizziebethh]

Hearing Cub say something that's not "parkour" feels good.

[@AwashRaindrop40]

These quick and constant uploads are amazing, keep up the great work!

[@winterstelling7837]

I find it interesting that cub folded on the villager trades despite all the lapis he traded

[@billylutz7775]

Scar not understanding what was going on was something else 😂😂 *everyone has 16 up* *scar* “how many do I put in?”

[@kitykat13]

Cub: “we’re playing a bunch of quitters” Five seconds after folding lol

[@davidbakke9293]

Can’t wait till he reaches episode 1000

[@SportyPompano]

I just hope it's true what he said will happen (it doesn't have to, and it doesn't really benefit at all, I'm just curious lol)

[@bestroop1291]

X has said on stream that the ep 1000 thing was a joke, can since people didn't get the idea, has since removed the tweet

[@Bilbosh4ggins]

When scar ran away thinking he lost then realised he won and ran back playing it cool made me laugh so hard

[@evank3718]

This was such a fun episode, I love the ones that are so laid back yet so intense

[@abhukhanal7697]

Falsie's character looks most badass (as she is) in X's resource pack

[@alexpetrov3289]

When playing stat poker, the light between cub and false indicates if it's high or low, so if you get distance by horse and no light, it's low i believe

[@miniciominiciominicio]

I loved that you guys are playing Stat Poker so late into the game! But I wish you had done the high/low stats randomizer because False was really kept out of the game for lack of diamonds which isn't fun. :(

[@weebcee873]

Yeah False got decimated lmaooo

[@MrGray-eu8hp]

"A bee never reveals his statistics."

[@abhishek.rathore]

One stat should be number of times unable to open the statistics menu. X would win for sure.

[@Evie0h]

This came up in my recommended recently after Grian’s short of a similar game; I’m a newer hermit fan but I was not surprised at all to see Scar as a muscular shirtless version of himself in a past season too 😂 of course lol!

[@DarthWill23]

I thought it was a new video. But then I saw

[@Evie0h]

@@DarthWill23 I do that sometimes lol, especially when it’s and old video of something done again recently

[@spencerm578]

It's crazy that you can build for a couple hours and get a 30 second time-lapse but play Stat Poker and get a full episode!!!

[@natanaelgarcia8839]

Thx for putting the stat in the corner X! :)

[@noahfinney4899]

I really appreciate the stat being displayed up top

[@TheWardenVex]

The 4 Hermits I watch are all here for this Great Collab.

[@SportyPompano]

Do you watch X?.....lol jk

[@TheWardenVex]

@@SportyPompano Yes

[@noahday3874]

X, an improvement for the next time could be a new rule where you can't press the button for what the stat is until everyone has either anted up or not. That way, you don't get games with just 2 people

[@jeremylees9979]

dude! stat poker is like my most favorite thing on the server!!!ty

[@GrandpasMagic]

Just so you know, you're supposed to place ante in box then bring up stat paper because you can't fold if there is no money in the pot. you have to lose money if you fold.

[@Theguy-ey8je]

Horses killed: *smallish beans places a stack of blocks*

[@slap_k_man1862]

Imagine if I times died showed up scar reaction would be worth so much

[@hectorferreira2100]

Idk why but that is one of the best episodes of the season. :)

[@yakshpatel5205]

You can make a deck of cards using maps

[@Mags2u]

And a few months

[@lucasc8972]

@@Mags2u if you’re dedicated you might finish in a week

[@Nronelove]

@@lucasc8972 not really tho

[@sdm000]

@@Mags2u not necessarily I think, they could just use cub's white template from the newspaper then make the whole deck from there, locking the map everytime they change it. Should be done in less than a day. *The royal cards doesn't need to have a full face, the letters are good enough

[@cutebears2696]

@@sdm000 im not sure if u know how many blocks are in a 128x128 map lol

[@dagamer23ph]

When my friend tell me that the hermits use creative off camera, I've just show this kind of video stats don't lie

[@BDYH-ey8kd]

there was an option to use the lowest stat also, but no one is playing like that =/ poor falsie tho ;(

[@xyruszoe6304]

"you get ahead of life by quitting" LOL i laughed there X hahahaha

[@liambohl]

Everyone has to ante up every round. You can only fold when someone places a bet and it's your turn to call, raise, or fold. Also, if the light is off, you win by having the lowest stat, not the highest. Both of these rules make the game a lot more interesting.

[@onuuk]

i felt nostalgic and came to check out some videos and oh man i had some good memories here i thank you xisuma for helping me learn english i was 13 years old when i started watching at the end of season 3 and i have learned some much english by just watching your videos and other hermits. Thank you!

[@Emancyphur]

When the bat statistic came up, I got flashbacks to the bat killing montage when you were working on the underground section of the rocks shop, haha

[@TylerF891]

Is it weird that after this video I immediately got an ad for las vegas casinos?

[@ohhheyitseepoch5191]

Just want to voice my appreciation to you X for putting the stats on your screen in post.

[@TwanontheTablet]

The way scar said where do you keep finding al these bats really made me laugh

[@danielgysi5729]

I know you made your own rules, but the rule with the high/low lamp is genuinely really helpful for say, preventing Cubfan from winning every round.

[@sebastianalban4654]

This is so wholesome and perfect

[@miketmurphy1]

Xisuma: Doesn't put anything in for multiple rounds. Also Xisuma, to Scar: You still have to put your initial buy in!!!!

[@Ai-yahUdingus]

Xisuma, the redstone lamp with the button on it lights up at random. It indicates whether you're betting on who has the lowest or highest statistics. Lamp off=lowest, lamp on=highest. That way it's more fair for everyone

[@ChiefArug]

I assume they chose not to play that rule

[@craigcampbell195]

Hey X, something to note: When you press the button to get your stat, the light being on/off will dictate weather you play by the highest number or the lowest number of that stat (I don't think it matter which is which). that's just how Tango and Etho played it. That way, every stat has twice the longevity to it, and also so you may not even have to have the highest stat to win the round. So if the stat was something like "Players slept in bed" you may have an advantage if Bdubs is there and you're not going by the highest stat but instead by the lowest. It's a fun dynamic that completes changes up the game I think. So you may not have to be the best at something to win the round. Thought this might help the style of play you guys have going on. Also, the ante is a forced bet and is meant to be put in by everyone. Otherwise there's no risk to it if you choose not to play the hand. Just to put that out there. But you've been playing great, and I know you guys have your own rules for it. Just hoping it's fun for you guys and I hope to see more games of it again sometime in the future. :D

[@dylanjohnstone5119]

no one gonna talk about how x has only been killed once by a skelli

[@ciciwildchild24]

Loved this video! Lovely to see you guys all hanging out for some fun!

[@danamatisi892]

Only 6 more episodes to 1,000 I'm really exited.

[@vincentbismonte3497]

That "a pleasure taking your diamonds" bit was the most passive-aggressive thing to say and I love it

[@immi1608]

everytime X tap esc i was like "he's gonna click options again".

[@epicninja2519]

X thank you for putting the stats in the corner! Very convenient :)

[@doomhammer5517]

we need more episodes like this from all the hermits honestly. It's less effort for you guys and just as, if not more enjoyable for us. At least that's the case for me. Most of my enjoyment comes from you're guys' personalities and interactions. It's why I watch you guys play other things than just MC. Then again I guess the one negative is that if you watch one person's perspective your much less likely to watch another persons.

[@kenanjones3481]

I watch all of the hermits anyway...

[@GirKittyMeow]

Thank you X, I’m very much looking forward to watching scar, cub, and false’s side!

[@satirevampire2038]

6 more episodes until the big 1k and the fabled "face reveal"

[@basaltotwoo]

This time it's gonna be a doom mask

[@player2495]

He said he doesnt want to do a face reveal

[@kop-gaming6413]

@@basaltotwoo or he goes up to 999 and then back to 001

[@arshiajain3404]

He is probably going to put 4 masks instead of 3

[@Atlas_System01]

@Ellie Searle Unfortunately X promised everyone a face reveal at episode 1000 but something tells me that it’s going to be another troll.

[@ghostgarrison6505]

Thank you for sharing this. This game seems so fun and the statistics absolutely fascinate me!

[@thomaschapin4604]

Stat poker has become my favorite

[@Rbwr4]

Lmao ‘idk they just keep flying into my sword’

[@witchychlo]

Was that seriously half an hour?! It flew by!

[@wilumward6570]

Really helpful that you put your stats on screen. Made it really easy to follow the game, thanks.

[@pritivishwas5130]

You should thank tango for the last bet you won😂😂

[@parchmentengineer8169]

20:00 Love the resource pack X has for the Bee's name.

[@ChiefArug]

You can get it yourself at the vanilla tweaks website!

[@hoshxhosh]

This is the most civilised poker match I've ever seen.

[@lilywallis3887]

No one else see -grian logged in 2seconds later -grian got shot by a horse

[@robert58]

Man this was a really fun episode :)

[@JamesBrown-uv4sn]

I love that you put the stats in the upper left corner. I watched tango play and it was so hard to remember what his stats were when they were betting. This made it so much more enjoyable!