High School Musical 2 - I Don't Dance (with lyrics)

[@SamasBananas1]

I love how there's a dance number about how much Chad doesn't dance

[@logen7008]

Samantha Reid lol true

[@logen7008]

Hi, RANDOM PERSON

[@hypno-scream5652]

Just like how Shredder sung about how he hates music.

[@queenazure5436]

Right😂

[@bobross3356]

Like in Phineas and Ferb when Sherman (I believe that was his name) was singing about how he didn't have rhythm but he totally did lol

[@camibinetti7937]

... I can't believe it took me this long to ship these two. This ship sails itself.

[@maarzx]

I ship it so hard oml.

[@miss_tinaaa]

It does and I am IN LOVE WITH IT!

[@snakm]

same, it's 2019 for me so hello lmao

[@Alskyeway]

?

[@crystaljones4210]

Benziler Fan everybody ships chad Ryan

[@jackiejeffords5991]

I love how everyone just grew up and realized the subtext in this song

[@Daughter_ofStars]

I was just thinking that! It's so perfect, I love it.

[@shyloandromeda4470]

I feel like there should be a support group for this, cause I'm 22 and I only just realized it after watching someone's video about it last night. And don't get me wrong I fucking love it but I feel like I have no one to talk to about it and I really want to because honestly this is probably the best thing about 2020 for me. 😆 2020 sucks but at least I found this. sorry this is a response 2 years later but like I said I have no where else to go.

[@sd_fllp]

1:43 I dont dance I know youur gay

[@user-pk1ix1lb3y]

@@shyloandromeda4470 don’t apologize you can discuss and comment whenever you want because even without the op you’ll get new responses ahah

[@Cazziey]

😭😭😭💀

[@machin8593]

Oh dear god, the homoerotic subtext in that song... pitching, swinging, and everything else dear god this is so amazingly gay i love it

[@elschaefer3448]

this whole song is a metaphor for Chad not wanting to come out

[@pokemanq2870]

Rage Bean

[@j.pnewcomer1069]

Best part is that the Director (Kenny Ortega) is gay

[@dfiregirl4]

First movie: Troy sings about how he doesn't sing. Second movie: Chad sings about how he doesn't dance. I'm surprised the third movie had no irony.

[@terraodonnell5042]

And in the movie he dances during the instermental. Ha, yeah he claims he doesn't dance by dancing and singing.

[@destinyalexander6387]

Troy singed about wanting to scream in the third one then screamed does that count

[@UnderworldsHeiress]

Which song troy sings he can't sing?_

[@XxEmoGothOutcastxX]

@@UnderworldsHeiress The basketball song Get Ya Head In The Game. He sings about how he shouldn't sing since he's a basketball player. He winds up doing both.

[@UnderworldsHeiress]

@@XxEmoGothOutcastxX Thank you, I will listen to it because I don't remember this song. 😂😊

[@lilmissbacon]

It's funny how everyone in the comments are talking about how Disney was slick about making this 'suble gay' song when it wasn't even them. The director wanted to make Ryan openly gay but Disney refused so he slipped in this masterpiece of a song in response 😆

[@geekyrobot4479]

A legend.

[@katicatlove5296]

He is truly a legend

[@quinnlondon4401]

Really? Huh. Legend.

[@Eriqzzzz]

But also these are high schoolers anyway. Not that sick lol

[@lilmissbacon]

@@Eriqzzzz what does "not that sick" mean, in this context?

[@Clockworkcityofpain]

I'm laughing so hard at the tension between Chad and Ryan omg disney u weren't even subtle

[@JTWatts-rq6zb]

Did anyone catch them wearing each others clothes the next scene. CHAD HAD ON RYAN'S OUTFIT 😂😂

[@tramellwilliams5191]

@Petra Contreras p. Just px c c cancvvp give

[@thefunnyman8073]

Nah man, they were supposed to be gay but Disney turned an open relationship into a thinly veiled masterpiece.

[@haha4910]

@@JTWatts-rq6zb But the actor playing Ryan said that the swapping of clothes was just to show that they now saw eye to eye and that it wasn't supposed to be a homoerotic thing. He also said that it was infact Zeke that Ryan had a crush on, not Chad.

[@axolotlcup9895]

@@haha4910 WHAT

[@angeleyes2982]

it's funny he says he doesn't dance when he dances throughout the whole song pretty much haha

[@sayvonsayvontkct2371]

as o NJ ubhhy

[@nanalove3819]

and in all movies actually

[@thntr]

if troy could constantly tell everyone that he doesn't sing back in the first hsm, then chad can say he doesn't dance while dancing

[@lexidream4946]

for real tho irony hit that scene hard lol

[@ane6575]

"i'll show you how i swing!" out of all the things you could've said, chad...

[@bichnaneundao7124]

Im a year late but what exactly does that mean?

[@iprobablydislikeyou2735]

Momma Eliza "how I'll swing" talking about his sexuality

[@ms.mistyeyed230]

This is the only thing that makes baseball bearable

[@nightcoresubliminals2038]

I'm considering going back to my old t-ball field and blasting this.

[@jagerbombers6089]

I'll show you how I swing *eyebrow raise*

[@char1909]

Jäger Bombers I don’t get it. Can you explain?

[@ayanamcr.7303]

Sun Child Ryan (or whatever is name is) is suppose to be a gay character.

[@char1909]

Proud Dreamer ohhhhhhh ok

[@subswithnovideo-xj8te]

👀

[@subswithnovideo-xj8te]

@@ayanamcr.7303 Ryan Evan?

[@lilliblack4412]

"I'll show you how I swing" not very Subtle Disney

[@ieeee_.]

Len Kagamine Welcome to old disney!!

[@lilliblack4412]

Yep

[@anicagonzalez2695]

Lilli Black I can swing. And I CAN. Do back trick. You know And I love he sings and I see it little am going see it again

[@alexac4293]

Subtle enough that straight people who don’t know gay terms won’t even bat an eye

[@rpdrdrugaddict4255]

“You’ll never know” “If you’ve never try” and “I’ll show you how I swing” *gay icons🏳️‍🌈*

[@oli8518]

*Y E S* 😆😂

[@marianelimaleonardi6648]

*y 👏 e 👏 s*

[@leao8681]

Ryan is a queen 💁🏻

[@zabellah7523]

nobody: chad: *sings while dancing to a song about how he doesn’t dance*

[@pumpkin_doggo]

anyone notice at the end of the scene, they switch outfits???

[@gooseberry01]

Yeah. The song's about convincing a certain...someone about trying gay sex. He does, and they get dressed in a hurry for the next scene. There's some insight for you

[@seikoshinobaka9139]

But still, there wasn't a need to switch clothes, so it meant they were probably in a rush. If they took a shower, why did they need to rush when putting on clothes??? You can't deny that's suggestive

[@chaomiyaki2887]

kaykayseeyoulaterxox love And you, stop with the homophobics replies. How the fact that they're gay would "ruin a show for kids" (and I mean, it's stupid saying that in the first place when we know that Disney always put things for every understanding level so yeah there's "adults" pun and such from the start lol)??? Plus, it has been said by the actors playing Ryan and the realizator that YES, A GAY RELATIONSHIP WAS IMPLIED BECAUSE THEY WERE MAD AT DISNEY REFUSING RYAN TO BE GAY IN THE MOVIE. And Chad's actor kinda joined the move. So could you please, consider to stop being rude to the fact they're gay (or bi)? Thanks.

[@Daughter_ofStars]

@Chao Miyaki: Preach!

[@bce9371]

*there is no heterosexual explanation for this*

[@amyc4436]

I’m not even mad at myself for still knowing all the lyrics.

[@nightcoresubliminals2038]

My brother started singing it the other day and I surprised myself by filling in the words he didn't know

[@FormalFilmsProductions]

Still a banger after all these years

[@emilyburnell6184]

I love looking at the comments and seeing people comment from like 2 hours ago. It makes me feel that I am not the only one who is still obsessed with these films years later :D

[@Keji_ri]

--Laughs in *4 years ago*

[@marianeleonardi4418]

@@Keji_ri laughs in *same*

[@nightcoresubliminals2038]

I'm glad my lack of punctuality can make people happy XD

[@cainancoller4551]

You have no Idea!😂😂

[@plushislandnetwork7455]

This was 6 years ago-

[@princessfatima4957]

*crying in the corner* i was watching disney and started crying why isn't disney like this anymore.

[@kurobara6230]

so true- Disney and the other channels we had during childhood

[@princessfatima4957]

They need to bring it back...like now.

[@kurobara6230]

true, we can only wish it'll happen though

[@TheCheese06z]

This may be the least hetero song in the entire hsm universe omg

[@wjbushjr]

There's a problem with baseball?

[@TheCheese06z]

Winston Bush Nah, thats totally a compliment omg. good job disney. im p sure in the movie after this scene ryan and whats his face switch clothes too? COMPLETELY HETERO RIGHT THERE

[@TheMissMaemi]

TheCheese06z not to mention the "I'll show you how I swing" line X'D

[@davidmusseb3384]

david house high school musical 2 i dont dance music oh yeah mommy teddy house sleep over yes mommy satruday papi lewis party bebo mommy ok from david money mommy ok

[@itsjustweirdcass]

@@davidmusseb3384 ?

[@Seri3992]

"That's how I swing" Uhuh...

[@TheMijoAaron]

One of the best songs of the whole series. I'd put it in the top 3 region.

[@zaidengameshardisty3060]

It is the best song in the series

[@nightcoresubliminals2038]

I will never get tired of it

[@GrimmGrinns]

soo subtle for back then, took me years to realize... even if they were wearing each others clothes in the next scene! instant ship sailed lol

[@misha1078]

"i'll show you how i swing" mmmhm yeah okay.

[@carnalgaz]

stan dance monster ARMYYYY

[@Julie_jul]

Wassup army

[@Ash-of5pr]

I kinda ship them together ngl

[@hoperighthere]

+Ash me too also i lov ur pic

[@chartocquer4044]

+max the phandom is everywhere

[@hoperighthere]

+Punk Unicorn hello

[@lolmintywins1485]

*pops out of ground* PHANDOM? crap, I'm 6 months late.

[@marianeleonardi4418]

@@lolmintywins1485 laughs in *i'm 3 years late*

[@Rae0814]

"i dont dance" you've been dancing to this!

[@Tottyrocky]

yessssssss DONT DANCE

[@just-a-subscriber]

Raegyn Kirby Can I Have This Dance? They’re dancing while asking if they can dance.

[@Shizuka564]

I swear I heard someone blast his song in the College parking lot. I'm upset that it wasn't me... But at least I know a Tumblr user goes to my college!

[@whitepearlreaper]

"I'll show you how I swing" oh really now?

[@kaleistalkin5176]

Disney was the bomb then!!

[@ccuuppiidd]

This song slaps Still lowkey- i remember not returning the highschool musical DVD back to the library in like 4th grade lol

[@DustinHolliday]

When I was in 5th grade this song was the "cool" back in the day

[@crypticbeautyy]

"back in the day"😂

[@redrexper6482]

Dustin Holliday Lol this was in 2007 lol back in the day pfft

[@musicalmaniac9747]

I was in 5th grade when Descendants came out and the first day at school everyone was laughing because all the super cool and popular boys were singing Rotten to The Core.

[@ellie3918]

Its popular in 8th grade noe

[@nightcoresubliminals2038]

I'm singing it in highschool and I've gotten lots of appreciative looks

[@candacyk1181]

If he said he dont dance why are you danceing than.

[@cristinacalixto3502]

I know right?

[@FriendlyKat]

Candacy King That's the point....

[@Raf8347]

Candacy King this Hole Trilogy is Stupid... but at the same time GLORIOUS xD

[@bluemoon2244]

this is Disney logic man

[@denisegrotts]

Exactly

[@wickedskyes]

I love how people are R E A L L Y OVER HERE LIKE "they're not gay >:(" and they're like I'LL SHOW YOU HOW I SWING in the heckin' song. Chad and Ryan are my shit dude

[@marianelimaleonardi6648]

*YES*

[@mariunlimited5834]

he better not say he doesn't sing

[@nightcoresubliminals2038]

Nah, that's Troy. He sings a song about it so we remember. Edit: he has a whole movie about it, which happens to be a musical.

[@Raindahkitty]

I don't even like HSM wow. But I need to listen to this while playing TF2, hehe.

[@FriendlyKat]

Mortimus I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE! XD

[@swagger72601]

I still sing this and love this. XD Back in the innocent days.

[@ostynmurray7218]

The only thing I can think of is how Chad & Ryan end up switching clothes at the end of this number. 😂

[@traciestephens8252]

I ship it

[@nightcoresubliminals2038]

The ship sails itself

[@Chocokaylarobin]

1:24, I thought he said Bitch XD

[@peytonopsahl146]

ChocoKaylaRobin same

[@mariunlimited5834]

ChocoKaylaRobin i laughed so hard

[@0o0MaNgAaRtIs0o0]

I don't even know why, I haven't watched HSM in years, but this was I could keep singing while I was at work. ;A; memories

[@litlpupup]

“I’ll show you how I swing.” 😳

[@sallywinston5305]

I love how teenage me knew Ryan was gay but failed to see the ship that everyone was talking about. I did notice how weird Chad sang that he doesn't dance while busting out moves better than I could.

[@midnightstar1996]

This probably has to be my favourite song from all the High School Musical movies.

[@violaburris9355]

When they're not singing about dancing😳. They have more chemistry than any other characters ever made. Change my mind.

[@amberanime]

I mean every character ever made is pushing it. But most chemistry in this movie franchise? Yes, that I'd agree with.

[@eliwood]

this song is the sole reason why Chad/Ryan is a tag on AO3

[@alexac4293]

Who knew gay subtext could be such a jam

[@deltathedummy2303]

hey batter batter hey batter batter *PURIFIY*

[@vanesabohuslavova6523]

"I dont dance" dances through the whole song

[@FriendlyKat]

Oh my gosh... The memories... I cri everytiem Leik dis if u cri everytiem

[@datrandomslytherin2857]

Lol we played softball in P.E. today and I started singing this song and my friend facepalmed the entire time while my crush and his friends laughed and then totally crushed it. 😂

[@yaboi7179]

This is how the gays assert their dominance over each other

[@nerouo]

Came for the gay, stayed for the gay

[@brookelewis2166]

Hey, batter, batter Hey battter, batter swing I've got to just do my thing Hey, batter, batter Hey batter, batter swing, yeah I'll show you that it's one and the same Baseball, dancing, same game It's easy Step up to the place, start swingin I wanna play ball now, and that's all This is what I do It ain't no dance that you can show me, yeah You'll never know Oh I know If you never try There's just one little thing That stops me every time, yeah Come on I don't dance I know you can Not a chance, no If I could do this, well, you could do that But I don't dance Hit it out of the park I don't dance I say you can There's not a chance, oh Slide home, you score, swingin on the dance floor I don't dance, no Hey, batter, batter Hey batter, batter swing I've got to just do my thing Hey, batter, batter Hey batter, batter swing Yeah, yeah, yeah Two-steppin, now you're up to bat Bases loaded, do your dance It's easy Take your best shot, just hit it I've got what it takes, playin my game So you better spin that pitch You're gonna throw me, yeah I'll show you how I swing You'll never know Oh I know If you never try There's just one little thing That stops me every time, yeah Come on I don't dance I know you can Not a chance, no, no If I could do this, well, you could do that But I don't dance Hit it out of the park I don't dance I say you can There's not a chance, oh no Slide home, you score, swingin on the dance floor I don't dance, no Lean back, tuck it in, take a chance Swing it out, spin around, do the dance I wanna play ball, not dance hall I'm makin a triple, not a curtain call I can prove it to you til you know it's true 'Cause I can swing it, I can bring it to the diamond too You're talkin a lot, show me what you got Stop swing Hey Come on, swing it like this Oh, swing Jitterbug, just like that That's what I mean, that's how you swing You make a good pitch but I don't believe I say you can I know I can't I don't dance You can do it I don't dance, no Nothing to it, atta boy, atta boy, yeah Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, bater what? One, two, three, four, everybody swing Come on I don't dance I know you can Not a chance, no, no If I could do this, well, you could do that But I don't dance Hit it out of the park I don't dance I say you can There's not a chance, oh Slide home, you score, swingin on the dance floor I don't dance no

[@StarstormAnimations]

so much gay energy it's crazy. *excellent.*

[@kaileykrantz]

Lovely to find you here!! Ever think about doing The Little Mermaid in a nutshell?

[@katicatlove5296]

I have found you in here, hello, you're the reason why I actually realized the tension so thc

[@ThatoImmaculate]

OMG this is one of the best in this entire movie

[@meredithsworld3884]

Lol I made a video on my channel about how this song is supposedly a metaphor for them being "lovers" 😂

[@bonniebarrowparkerxx]

“I don’t dance” *proceeds to dance*

[@Six3r721]

I just added this to my gay Pride playlist on Spotify. Can’t believe I forgot this masterpiece

[@moonlitscorpion6830]

When you and your boyfriend fight over weather to either go dancing or to a baseball game. 😂

[@alemon4530]

Wow people were shipping Chad and Ryan, like years ago... I just watched the HSM movies again.. and I am *SUPER LATE TO THE SHIP!!!!!!* HSM 2 is the best movie in the trilogy, hands down. And I am forever in debt for Kenny Ortega putting this song and scene into the movie 😍 Literal fabulous gayness between them 🤍❤️

[@rainybopz]

This was a secret way of sneaking in their relationship

[@nanalove3819]

When I grew up, I stop loving HSM. I don't hate the movies, they are OK, but I don't think they are awesome anymore. But I still love this song. So funny.

[@idkjustahuman9119]

Damn same

[@Mawn_x]

I had a huge crush on Corbin Bleu back then .. /sighs/

[@GameMasterShania]

How long did it take me to ship it? xD

[@theoneandonlydrowlf819]

I never watched any HSM movies but all it took was this scene for me to determine that they would've been an amazing couple.

[@jeezusgurl]

This song was the biggest hit.. 🥰🥰🥰

[@emilyjones9727]

He saying he dont Dance he was dancing

[@swaggerfox4826]

I love this song ❤️

[@slushied]

chad and ryan basically got married during this scene

[@karadukes6355]

On the movie I thought he said the b word so I came to check just to make sure

[@christophershappell2121]

Haha so did I

[@laurenclarke638]

same i was like wait hang on hang on..

[@breanafizer1978]

Same here

[@sengastar]

Me

[@zaidengameshardisty3060]

NOOOO

[@darlingmae26]

"I'll show you how i swing" Disney do you have something to tell us?

[@newberlinwall2868]

Bisexual anthem

[@nightcoresubliminals2038]

Chad is such a bicon Get it? Bi icon? Heh...

[@samromo-macias3346]

NewBerlinWall RIGHT

[@quinnlondon4401]

@@nightcoresubliminals2038 that’s…that’s literally a common phrase I’ve heard in the community.

[@quinnlondon4401]

PANSEXUALS OMNISEXUALS AND MY OWN ASEXUALS BECAUSE IM FEELING LEFT OUT

[@nightcoresubliminals2038]

@@quinnlondon4401 Me too, it was just 3:00 AM when I commented that and I felt the unwarranted need to explain it

[@zee3018]

This is now my favorite high school musical song purely because of the lyrics

[@elijahwhittier6100]

These guys are awesome

[@Dani-xp9zq]

Zachary teasing The Batter 😈

[@manssman1]

1:25 It sounds like he's saying "Skin that bitch" Instead of "Spin that pitch"

[@shinywolfderp]

Oh my cod it does

[@kathryncucchiarella7849]

ikr

[@myshoe19]

Ikr I thought I was the only one that noticed that

[@kathryncucchiarella7849]

i didnt

[@needledom1971]

Who else is here for OFF?

[@rottingmeatdumpster2351]

ME!!! *I'm sorry I'm a nerd for OFF*

[@needledom1971]

Lol

[@zakid6464]

what do you mean by off

[@rottingmeatdumpster2351]

it is a game and a good game

[@lucianovargas4717]

Me!

[@j.rogers7506]

i love this song

[@teganlyons8169]

If you're a mlm couple where one's a dancer and the other is into baseball, and you don't jam tf out to this song, you're doing your relationship wrong.

[@universalpower419]

I wanna get really into baseball just to do it

[@jaebug5472]

Love this song!!

[@muvalee9504]

i love this song especially the part you'll never no oh i no if you never try. it inspires me because i'm also a awesome singer. i rewind it back to that part all the time

[@musicalmaniac9747]

My BFF: I don't dance Me: I know you can BFF: Not a chance Me: If I can do this, well, you can do that BFF: But I Don't Dance. Then we have to stop cuz we're playing basketball.... not base ball. Me: Well then, onto Getcha Head In The Game! BFF: I Gotta get my, get my, get my head on the game. Me: You Gotta Getcha, Getcha, Getcha, Getcha Head In The Game! My Cousin/other BFF: *comes out of no where* THE BOYS ARE BACK! THE BOYS ARE BACK! Me: Climbin up the walls anytime we want! BFF: Gonna wake up the neighborhood! All of us: *look at each other and burst out into laughter because we are all girls*

[@wellfockingteebagyou7113]

I've always Shipped Chad and Ryan hard. lmao

[@lump_king3598]

*sigh* I still love high school musical

[@nubiaperez3732]

i have a special connection to this song. I made my third graders sing and dance to this song for our school musical and it was amazing!!!

[@Jessller14]

I reference this song all the time and no one ever understands it. B

[@kneehelios5520]

this entire song is just a innuendo about being gay, i swear to god-

[@kneehelios5520]

EVERYTIME I COME BACK I MAKE A COMEMNT SMFBSB

[@bichnaneundao7124]

What exactly is the innuendo? I'm late asf

[@aubureystreet5516]

I'll show you how I swing Me:dabs*

[@brittanythomas4657]

Awesome!! My Most Favorite songs!!

[@lovelyrose1243]

Regardless of the literal meaning of this song, you can’t deny the countless homoerotic innuendos in here

[@belle-ashton2167]

Reminds me of Cool from Spielberg’s West Side Story

[@alejandraguerreroregino6371]

I love this song

[@byakuyatogami816]

I've been waiting for someone to do this thank you

[@sayurikobayasi6232]

I love this song.

[@analiese6542]

This song got stuck in my head and now I’m playing it lol

[@PhenomenalDiva]

This was a Song Michael Jackson gifted to Kenny Ortega. He had written this in 1986.

[@8luvbug]

That makes sense cause I was just thinking this sounds like a old school MJ song

[@bon7410]

such a bop aaaaaaa

[@KiaraLionessTM]

This song reminds me of my boyfriend coz he don't dance Him: I don't dance Me: I say you can Him: not a chance (no, no)

[@mariahbair6053]

This reminds me of the guy I went to homecoming with he's like I don't dance and I'm like you do now😂

[@KiaraLionessTM]

Mariah Bair lol we ain't together anymore so but still when we were he wouldn't dance and his best mate had to give him dancing lessons

[@Elijah-sf1ej]

This is my jam right now

[@rinrin7367]

so many OFF in this eUe

[@deuteranarchy]

Chad: I don't dance Me: But in this you do dance and in the beginning you did

[@CatalinaMinde]

0:59 i thought they said 'high school musical'😞

[@juicebox9035]

Didn't hear it :l

[@CatalinaMinde]

Caprice Ramussen when they say 'side home, you score' it sounds like they say high school musical :)

[@jordanmaura8780]

It does 🙎‼️‼️‼️‼️