XMMS HAVE GONE TOO FAR

They have invaded our online space, they have taken over our Instagram feeds. IT'S TIME TO STOP THESE XIAO MEI MEIS.
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[@wengxleng]

You forgot that when they take their selfies and block their face , the comments left on them are “SO PRETTY!!! 🤩❤️😍💯😍💖❤️❤️”

[@syeerene8635]

Lau Weng Leng chio bu chio bu😍😍 hmm...

[@apes2426]

i actually want to whack kau those who actually commented

[@SitocawithSorento]

BLOCK THEIR FACE WITH THEIR BIG ASS PHONE LOL

[@Hizachi.]

@@apes2426 SAMEEEE

[@savokisan]

Then later take down. Chio lan. Only the body Nia

[@dplays9353]

i just realised that he's been using a fork

[@ellymtogi2877]

same here lolz

[@Y_4_L]

I just realized he is using a fork after reading your comment 😂

[@lyrice7454]

HAHAHA THANK YOU FOR THIS RANDOM COMMENT :DD

[@ines8923]

That's genius

[@usernamesbacon7977]

Kinda realised it when I started watching him

[@vortexcsgo3498]

I am a 19 year old chindian guy, i fit in all these categories. Therefore, i am a XMM.

[@imop5866]

you have more than 5 pair of bootyshorts? damn i bet you rock those

[@minimints3938]

love that

[@alexong7495]

He shits the same shape as other xmms

[@Deogines]

😂

[@blastboy2857]

Dude I’m a 19 year old chindian too!!

[@booboo9209]

xmms develop into ah lians bro

[@booboo9209]

they grow out of the xmm face and evolve into the ah lian phase, there ain't no going back

[@furisake1637]

Evolve

[@icallpolice999]

Whats after the ah lian stage?

[@booboo9209]

Yulhee the step tai tai stage when they aren't

[@booboo9209]

actually they just be feeding off their yp bf money

[@vernonkhaw5542]

You’re like an ah beng that speaks good english

[@vernonkhaw5542]

And I hear kerning city song

[@Eye0u]

@@vernonkhaw5542 hhh

[@svenlow7077]

I tot all Singaporeans have good English, n they can switch from singlish to ang mo style on demand, but no, its always singlish

[@NaziYul]

Cos he is Edubeng.

[@fishxutopia_]

he gimme that vibe where he is a paikia in an express stream that somehow do well in his studies

[@Le_Confuzzlement]

So the xmms are the Singaporean version of vsco girls?

[@voidnoidoid]

Le Confuzzlement yes

[@uhm915]

VSCO girls and XMMs are species that can earn expensive shit while still looking minimalistic af

[@ethanseowrocks]

vsco girls got more class

[@jchen8902]

XMM means xiao meimei (little girl) and it's just a slang term we use to refer to teenage girls who basically act a lot like vsco girls and are obsessed with ig and tiktok. They're pretty much seen as low class wannabe kids trying to act older than they are.

[@jerryng2815]

Yessir

[@nexa_s]

Hey you left out 1 xmm symptom you didn`t list out: At the start of every video they will comb back their hair with their hand but will still look the same.

[@joncena3028]

4:59

[@ishikawayayoi]

hahaha too true!!!

[@_Quintus]

I read it as XMAS have gone too far.

[@rqzzlldqzzls]

considering how 2020 is going im sure xmas is going to go too far

[@otakudoug3663]

my dumbass brain did the same lmao

[@sammyeatchips]

HAHAHAHAA

[@jojokimmie3461]

what if sushii is a 小妹妹

[@Joekool88]

小弟弟?

[@sharonrizzi14]

@@Joekool88 Xiao mei mei

[@violetnhz]

@@Joekool88 r/whoosh

[@jojokimmie3461]

James Teng 不是是小妹妹

[@nexjello]

@@Joekool88 noo he is a 小哥哥

[@fizzzixx]

I love the fact that he's stating true facts

[@Da_ffg]

3 years and no commet lemme fix that

[@evelynngaming7119]

Xmms are the worst thing to come out of Singapore

[@rqzzlldqzzls]

Imagine a few years from now what they will evolve into

[@hanzt468]

@@rqzzlldqzzls they stay home to raise their babies alone or with their baobei ah beng or selling cars

[@chuarh7393]

razzle dazzle they get promoted to ah lian

[@breadiztasty]

I mean ~all kids these days are trash~

[@rqzzlldqzzls]

@@hanzt468 at robinsons department selling blankets

[@fatihah.s9394]

plot twist: sushii is a closeted xmm girl

[@CarynSaw]

all the dislikes gna be coming from XMMs

[@timtamtitus]

Apparently just 20

[@timtamtitus]

Apparently just 20

[@unknow11321]

their english not that good to understand his video. they prob thibk that this video is praising them

[@davidw9468]

le stabby LOL

[@marvedgtps]

@@unknow11321 yasiaa their eng all cmi

[@morayeel6387]

This feels like a legitimate documentary despite Sneaky Sushi using a literal fork as a damn microphone base.

[@cerxstudy4097]

me: goes into the toilet. me also: sees XMM taking a picture in the toilet with her tank top and booty shorts in front of the mirror. me again: * i'm out * goes to the second level toilet.

[@znn773]

yeah then the other toilet has another seven xmms taking turns to take their mirror selfies

[@reginalee5955]

Lmao thats me and my friends when we need to change to our pe clothes we dun care taking an extra flight of stairs as long as we are not in the same toilet as them

[@bangboomdie3326]

*Minahs have entered the chat*

[@whitecunt6903]

Are those Malay version of xmm? Idk if I'm right

[@qxanjun7191]

suzume minahs and farahs

[@EliminaSire]

Now minah evolved already to housewife.

[@twiceisoncemorefancy1499]

Wait.. What is this.. Why i know nothing about them?? Im malay.. Lol

[@bangboomdie3326]

Yusamirul Putra Yusof the housewives with short hair scary siol

[@belleee76]

i think we all need a video of sushii dancing to chinese edms

[@ethanyeo2997]

'The xmm species' *offkey kazoo Jurassic park theme plays*

[@ShawnKoh]

hahah the " Xiao Di DI" photo is a calling for Sushii to do a XDD video !!!!

[@goot56]

basically the singaporean version of rempit. they wear super tight shirts, dance or do slowmo, those random “love” skits, they wear fEndi slip ons, fEndi shirts, basically anything supreme and fendi. CoNteNt

[@gracusa]

Today i went out of the car and saw three xmm they look exactly the same it scares me

[@Hizachi.]

U mean they look exactly the same? Hahahahahaha

[@gracusa]

@@Hizachi. babahhw yes my spelling die liao le thanks

[@Hizachi.]

@@gracusa haahahaha no prob XD

[@sindraxo9249]

I have never felt so glad to be a university student. Highschool is becoming more cancer by the year. Thank you for teaching me Sushi哥哥

[@hantan_]

xmms been real quiet since this came out 💀💀💀

[@ixspectre]

Your channel is giving me pewdiepie, leafy, penquinz0 vibes

[@nverk99]

Flow it’s giving me the ricegum vibes

[@H3adx]

@@nverk99 go do a brain checkup

[@impatientwolf5087]

Bruh

[@dannylamb456]

The Asian Critikal

[@nag1tosgf]

righttt the critikal vibes

[@thaftazzani]

maplestory background music 😂

[@junghowe5984]

Kerning :”)

[@lennardkoh2346]

LOL was looking for this comment.

[@ansheng9833]

You'll be surprised there are many girls who still act like xmms even well past 11-14 y/o (can be as old as uni students, got loads in my sch to cfm).

[@meboomzxc]

“SUSHI KOR KOR” YIKESSSSSS DAMN

[@Chinix]

One of the term known for boys finding xmms are xmm hunter.

[@Chinix]

Like gaming and music? Check me out

[@anirudhsrihari7541]

@@Chinix no thanks

[@anirudhsrihari7541]

jk

[@TheJoel3010]

LOVING THE MAPLESTORY MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND XD Sir u are a man of culture

[@murphymuffmeistermrtan6738]

10/10 bro, keep up the fantastic content, ingenious scripts. U've got a new fan today. Stay safe

[@laurent1623]

This guy deadass expanding my vocab

[@TheWorldInsider]

Aren’t they called ah lians and ah bengs

[@waynegarfield2239]

I'm a 38 yrs old lao uncle and that fucking background Maplestory music almost killed me... cant believe I can still recognise that damn music from all those years back.. funny vid btw, love it. jy~

[@wongmingrui]

Was actually waiting for a xmm to walk into the ending scene

[@glenn3287]

nice I finally found a relatable sg youtuber

[@mxsked_]

3:40 kor kor i scared... when this virus over and you go club, all the xmms want you on the dance floor....

[@shinkaitan5664]

😂

[@miyudork]

xmms: airhead sushii: 5head

[@Rararasesh]

I'm more curious about the $50 note in Sushi's phone case

[@clarabelletan8983]

There’s more than 1

[@mfz5155]

8:06 I, Giorno Giovana have subscribed to your KZbin Channel.

[@faiveorent]

I, Giorno Giovanna have a sick beat.

[@chervianator]

Love the new outro, i see you're a man of culture as well.

[@justusaurus5712]

Yay, Sushii you actually did it. my request....kind of

[@Tenshii_Artii]

So I only just noticed that your microphone is essentially a speaker stuck on a fork. Every time you speak, I don’t know why I’m assuming you are going to eat it 😂

[@minzzles]

finally a guy who doesn't worship xmms

[@soapy2587]

I just went here bc my sister told me her friend matched sneakysushii on tinder and I was like who tf is that

[@Ryko-123]

I have a friend. She is a malay. BUT she does everything a XMM does. So... 🙄

[@kikkuqi]

So a minah?

[@rayll1434]

Can i just mention that i like the fact sushii used giorno's theme at the end of the vid. My inner weeb is happi :)

[@user-rb1xv7iw2c]

I don't know can you ?

[@amerinaito8633]

Hold up... if xmm block their faces with the phone.... HOW ON EARTH DID THEIR FRIENDS CALL HER "Omg prettyyy queen 😂 ❤❤❤" WHEN THEY CANT SEE THE FACEVECCECECE

[@ramlim4314]

10/10 for appropriate OST choice : KERNING CITY

[@derrickc1555]

DUDE YOUR VIDEOS POWER LA. I KEEP LAUGHING NON STOP OF YOUR CONTENT. DO MORE TOLONG.

[@ratgirl669]

I need the sequel on xdd counterparts

[@unicetan2474]

sushii uses his handphone cover to keep his money cos too low SES to afford wallet xD

[@hopelesscodm5465]

Unice Tan Sad part is that there is enough money in there to buy like 80 wallets

[@marcchuuu]

Xmm salty

[@kkoiz4509]

Sushii uploaded a new video and I beat the ender dragon in the same day? Jesus what blessing is this wo

[@tommyh2446]

XMM revolution is real. Cool IG “models” ,

[@kangaderyn]

Top tier editting. Quality content, my dude.

[@TheFangGirl]

omg i have not laughed this hard in a while

[@__b3rt__748]

any1 notice that his 'mic' is actually attached to a fork??

[@DhruvI-fw4sc]

We all know that

[@Eye0u]

Where got?

[@azingblaze6300]

no i don’t see it

[@lawsonkTV]

the background music makes me miss maplestory alot HAHAHA

[@mxgdxlene]

Im applauding the outro music you're using, goddamn amazing

[@coolbrocarlson5896]

XMM is Xiao Mei Mei, I thought it stand for like some TikTok trend

[@janana426]

i honestly wear oversized tees jst cuz they comfy but every1 jst has to brand it as being a xmm

[@dracogan]

I subscribed when he started dancing to the ‘man yao’ hahahaha

[@glennlai8442]

xmm is just like a pokémon, the evolution goes like this: xmm= ah lian= tai tai

[@joshuakoh1291]

Df is a tai tai

[@jacobphong7972]

Loving the maplestory BGM hahaha

[@Nemu1337]

I don’t take selfies in public toilets I don’t own any BOOTY SHORTS I have an oversized shirt BUT I wear it with LONG pants. I listen to Japanese songs I own tiktok BUT I only have *2* followers and *2* videos And I don’t do any weird-ass hand gestures. I’m not a xmm. *YAY*

[@keonxd8918]

You're most likely an anime fan.

[@Nemu1337]

@@keonxd8918 that is accurate

[@keonxd8918]

@@Nemu1337 relatable, relatable.

[@jeremytan2104]

You are a godsend for all these great content. Cheers mate

[@azuanatoya]

i conclude that youtuber,bloggers,vloggers and many other "social media influencer" theese day are xmms and xiao may memes.

[@Shootingstarcat]

8:06 Man watches jojo confirmed

[@blizzardheart3399]

Gotta give his snarkiness and sarcasm a 💯💯💯💯💯

[@otter124]

Sushi dancing is hotter than most xmm on TikTok ngl.

[@leejiajing965]

The xmm that we always thought is no longer the same. But yeah this is part of the effect from technology advancement Anyways, the maplesea ost I love it, brought me a lot of memories

[@jovantan.]

Great video, appreciate the sicc edits! Well-concluded too

[@rathanak888]

I love the maplestory background music, kerning city

[@personalitya4514]

0:05 even when you censor her face I already feel like I know who it is 😖

[@chasingcandy]

That maplestory background music 😅

[@hiimapalmtree1833]

Sneaky sushii: why god whyyyyyy God: because this is your fate

[@kingsraidwithseventhh6728]

Holy shit 5:35. You do it so much better than those wannabes LOL

[@namesensored9584]

Majority of Xmm will evolve into ah Lian. Guys will still marry them even though they know they are the type where they can date but not marry but still end up marrying them anyway because of 1.) good body figure, 2.) pretty face or 3.)combination of both. Most probably is no 3 anyway. And the guy will feel satisfied because wife is pretty with good body figure but come 1 to 2 years down the marriage with a kid or kids realise that his xmm wife plans to be a housewife and only knows how to use the money he worked very hard for once his pay comes in. Wants to get out of it but can’t because has children and not enough money for alimony

[@SitocawithSorento]

then divorce

[@namesensored9584]

Gredor Covern but that’s like after maybe a good 8 to 10 years worth of toxic marriage after many drinking sessions with his colleagues and friends giving him advice and courage to file a divorce lawsuit HAHAHAHA

[@yellowbeez93]

@@namesensored9584 Once they become aunties, you know I know

[@ansheng9833]

When hit 40s not pretty alr then start the c h e a t i n g

[@synthrostx4508]

Fk, my dad's addicted to tiktok, I'm worried

[@smoothlikewater160]

I just stumbled upon your channel just recently ...you are the most awakened human on KZbin i have come across.. respect from India 🇮🇳🙏

[@xeets2895]

Wtf dude this is so relatable. I’m in an all girls sec sch and u know when i went to the toilet i saw so many mfing ppl there taking mirror selfies with flash + water droplets or smth?? Like bro?? Of all places, u choose the school toilet???? And then got my ex classmate last yr post so much selfies of herself on ig that doesn’t even look nice okay and follow and unfollow if u dont follow her back. I swear xmms are smth that i can never get rid of 😭

[@max_chan036]

yall got 小弟弟 but we got lalazai in Malaysia

[@ryankohcrab]

Appretiate the high effort edit. Top quality comedy

[@freedomisbest9029]

when you are in the age grouping of xmm and your whole entire closet is filled with long pants and only 2 short pants just above the knees and you vomit seeing the sight of xmm

[@riztherandomartist-1387]

Who knew shushii kor kor watches jojo

[@jane5400]

Was in the middle of a workout but then I stopped for this ahhah. King sneakysushiii

[@katherineneo9344]

Man i sure do like how he used the fork to hold the mic😂

[@liz8986]

I saw my friends doing the xmm selfie pose, and i followed them once. Never again 😂

[@Bruh-dp7tj]

HEY , Giorno's theme playing at the end

[@yayaazman6633]

Hahahah i cant stop laughing at your descriptions of these girls.

[@clover6679]

I love that nobody mentions his fork mic😂

[@aluqvs]

i wear shorts and oversized tees when im at home to be comfortable (especially summer) but anywhere else im in leggings/jeans and a shirt

[@xeets2895]

I love pants and jeans lol my mom tried to convince me to wear a dress if not I’ll grow out and never be able to wear it but i NEVER WORE IT HAHHAHAHHAHHAHA

[@Hizachi.]

Just let them enjoy their XMM days, once they grow up..... They are not a xmm alr

[@yitinggg5354]

When more than half of the pictures he used is Emma 💀💀

[@natalietang9678]

I was watching it like halfway thru and realise his mic is A FORK WITH SOMTHING STUCK ON IT....GET THIS MAN AN OSCAR

[@xEphurisx]

The Kerning City BGM on point

[@timonlopezz2588]

When you got no mic Also sneaky sushii: using fork

[@bikerider92]

PLEASE tell me that someone here at least know the music is from maplestory.

[@mrurle296]

I am starting to realise the amount of xmms around me

[@shreyasiroy2443]

I'm just fucking love with his Mike 😭😭✨