"My Monster.." A Nishinoya Yuu x Club Manager Listener ASMR Samch Ver

[@hannafeefyefofanna]

When he called himself a *simp* *I LOST IT.*

[@ajaxthegem3301]

Stupid TIMESTAMP

[@lina5202]

Itz Solaris&Gemma •v• 36:28 is where he says it- at least the start of where he says it.

[@AlphanaII517]

We all lost it

[@Mzelfherself]

WAIT WHAT HE DID?

[@AlphanaII517]

@@Mzelfherself called himself a SIMP

[@asamiii4465]

* Y/N livin the best life and literally bangs everyone in the team * I meannnn--- i ain't complainin--

[@Bimbo-w1n]

Stray dogs...*good choice my friend*

[@Xx_Buns_xX]

ᴏ ᴏ ᴘ s ɪ ᴇ let just talk about your number of likes “69” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) okay I’ll stop now

[@melody.kuromi1273]

😏👉👌

[@Bimbo-w1n]

@@melody.kuromi1273 Shouta?!

[@asamiii4465]

@@melody.kuromi1273 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HEREEE

[@iamsiramusic]

This poor boy lost his first kiss and his virginity in 40 minutes damn

[@helldemonwolf5393]

Oop

[@maani_aani06]

That..... i have no words for that......

[@that_uglylookin_weebrere6313]

We'll i-i...👁👄👁

[@bigbussyprincess1800]

hes not the only poor boy in yagamis channel & patreon 😳 I'm looking at all the bottom duddettes 🗿

[@bambald2306]

I-

[@milanpeyton4996]

Noya: Your my first love Kiyoko:👁💧👄💧👁

[@Aki-so2rd]

Also Kiyoko:👁👄👁💅

[@bigassall]

She would be- I don’t think she would care lol

[@koficadogan6570]

Tanaka: 👁👄👁

[@eztecs]

She got Tanaka don't worry about it-

[@visbiss]

Kiyoko: am I a joke to you

[@katsukibakugou6795]

Noya: Y-you- you Pervy manager!! Me: pfft- yeah your one to talk Noya.

[@Kc-mr1ds]

whoa bakuhoe and a chicken what in the world is going on

[@annabanana2717]

@Hawks [pro hero] I was also looking for -daddy- dabi....

[@XXhiphophoseXX]

Katsuki Bakugou when i read that comment in the exact second i read pervy manager the audio goes pervy manager hahahaha

[@d1d1th3jugg4l0z]

Katsuki Bakugou- Wait a damn minute-

[@d1d1th3jugg4l0z]

Look, I just saw Katsuki Bakugou and Hawks, and Midoriya so, why the hell are you guys here? Should I tell Endeavor?

[@ziiiziii8927]

Noya:"your just the right size and shape" my confidence :📈📈📈

[@jennelmckenzie8178]

Right my self esteem too

[@justsomebodyyoudontknow]

*me then realising that he is not real and if I believe him I would be trusting false hope* *My confidence:* 📉📉📉

[@amyl3383]

My confidence keeps going 📉📉📉 soo :D this makes it go 📈📉📈📉 so I'm still okay :'D

[@busologyy]

Noya: “ *that was my fIrsT kiSs* ” *starts crying*

[@kzuhluv9521]

kiss on the lipsss- we all know him and asahi kissed somewhere else...-

[@rravaelrio315]

I *w h e e z e*

[@mercury5397]

The minute? :)

[@rravaelrio315]

@@mercury5397 14:13 ;>

[@bambald2306]

killua as a baby is superior I-oop-

[@killiansewell7447]

Can't walk : Nishinoya Virginity : Taken First kiss : Stolen Hotel : Trivago

[@bigassall]

PLEASE-

[@lynchh_0007]

OMG LOL

[@Cloudy1.00]

OML 😂🤚🏻

[@lillieellis8076]

Delivery:deguirno

[@sublivelol]

Lmao

[@angelism6454]

Nishinoya : " what kind of a manager are you?!" me : a seductive one who happened to bang the entire team...- Nishinoya : what - me: Hm? did i say something??

[@narissemurie9657]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

[@existencesheaven9582]

Pffft

[@elizabethescamilla6798]

We must share our respects

[@mommymoomoomilkjugs3444]

Yes

[@oop-itschelsea1895]

I laughed so hard at this omfg I tHouGhT thE SamE tHinG omG

[@yeetyouremotions7316]

BRUH Y/N FOR THE STREETS😭 WE BANGING THE WHOLE DAMN TEAM i aint complaining doe 😌✊🏻✨

[@Yoshi-nr1ey]

This comment had me dead 😳

[@mvlzni]

We finna bang the whole damn town

[@soup8732]

yeetyour emotions I’ve been banged too…

[@annabanana2717]

I mean👀

[@bricharles838]

At this point we ain’t for the streets we for the highway 🛣🤣🤣

[@animegirlpuke1058]

Me: sho- Yuu: *DONT CALL ME SHORT.* .... Me: Shawty

[@desimoo]

in my head

[@dontmindme5258]

that I can't keep out

[@TheMshotty]

Got me singing like nananana everyday

[@spicystxrrs]

It's Like my iPod's stuck on replay

[@texx00k55]

SHAWTY LIKE A MELODY IN MAH HEAD THAT I CAN’T KEEP OUT GOT ME SINGIN LIKE NANANANA EVERYDAY GOT MY IPOD STUCK ON REPLAY RE-PLA-A-A-A

[@that1_omnisexualsimp891]

Noya: “Your a handful in general” Baby that’s why the lord blessed you with two of them~

[@imthebiggestwhoreforakaash6949]

Lmao

[@snipermaskswife5306]

Hahahahahahaha

[@pies_pov]

Oop-

[@seomii240]

Just woke up to clapping sounds,forgot to turn off autoplay

[@Jay-fd4os]

Oh no

[@shoyohinata9652]

Time stamp please???????????

[@fecalmatter7488]

THIS IW THE FUNNIEST THING IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES

[@lvshlotus]

LMAOOA

[@kendrahare9545]

Your parents in the other room -👄-

[@ushijimawakatoshi5724]

If you happen to see Oikawa, send this to him please: Roses are red Your name is Oikawa You should have come To Shiratorizawa

[@hanel_wu]

Omg what??-😂😂😂😂

[@bloomingdemise]

I had to answer "You should've come to Shiratorizawa" to every question I was asked today

[@lilysweatman1]

Roses are red Suga is mama If oikawa wanted to win, he should've gone to shiritorizawa

[@ushijimawakatoshi5724]

@@lilysweatman1 are you sure you're not a poet?

[@lilysweatman1]

@@ushijimawakatoshi5724 lmao I am 😼

[@3rr0r.404_]

Who needs another noya asmr? ⬇️

[@mac7067]

and we got one lol

[@shimizukiyoko6500]

I may or may not have liked this comment

[@_ysabelleangeliqueloy_7566]

@@shimizukiyoko6500 same- waitttt.....

[@hammooo]

I’m your 900 like :D

[@hammooo]

Shimizu Kiyoko KIYOKO HEY WAIT

[@klixx_]

Noya: "U-..U PERVY MANAGER!! Me:" Ahem. *I am not Mineta...*

[@kahupereira2986]

Yep me neither

[@sir_fanta2363]

Same I HATE MINETA

[@iving_peace3652]

@@sir_fanta2363 He isn't that bad tbh tho

[@sir_fanta2363]

@@iving_peace3652 yea

[@cc0711]

SAME I FREAKING HATE MINETA!!

[@anklemeat433]

I’m not first, I’m not last, but when I see Nishinoya 𝑖 𝑐𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑘 ✨𝐹𝐴𝑆𝑇✨

[@glorietta6533]

✨Poetry✨

[@fu7shiguro]

✨😼 agreed 😼✨

[@angel-cl9dx]

*gotta go fast* 😳

[@janessas_world18]

PERIODDDDDDDD

[@Danala_young]

Yesss

[@quinn9249]

Noya: “Sure you’re.. hella cute...” *My insecure and self hating ass typing a whole novel about how he’s wrong in the comments*

[@lilywolfe7324]

Literally me tho ngl I was about to

[@Mara-dx9et]

I relate 😔👌

[@axizathomas2060]

Relatable

[@xryhbreadx]

Noya: "Sure you're hella cute" Axiety: *"wE dOn'T dO tHaT hErE"* ~//°~°\\~

[@wh0slyn954]

NAH NAH NAH *i bet chu pretty or whateva* 🥰

[@kaitlynel7571]

noya to kageyama: “you’ve met them before me?” *me coming straight from kageyamas video* no..😳😳

[@O_hsuxbsi]

JAIL-

[@elaina.6666]

The fact that I just did that 😳😳

[@han00b35]

Dude, literally same.

[@bridgetandtodd391]

Same XD

[@phatuwu5289]

the fact tht i was just listening to kageyama an came here 😭 i am a ✨whor✨

[@kena_mizuri2612]

Noya: I fear no man *Y/N walks in* Noya: But that scares me

[@sophisticatedleslie8623]

XD

[@zenitsu-chan5834]

Where's the fuck is my anime

[@dess428]

Oooooo

[@angelademonia5835]

I glad that noya is afraid of u guys -_-

[@angelademonia5835]

@@jolynekujo8490 _--They all like u idiot --_

[@sepphie5773]

“You met them before me didn’t you?” me: *sweating, remembering the sammich from days ago* i pretend i do not hear this bogus nonsense⌣ 👄 ⌣

[@shasteeramoutar2645]

➖👄➖Suddenly, I cannot see👩🏿‍🦯👩🏿‍🦯

[@wowboww]

😑 I no longer have sight

[@orphiticus3749]

baked brean SMH YALL GOING TO HELL😭😒💀

[@oliver_fallen3548]

😳😳😳

[@Lizzzsantamaria]

i realized 👁👄👁 and then i unrealized➖👄➖

[@adrienhernandez2336]

Noya: you're mine! Me: I'm fine with that- noya: YOU'RE MINE me: OKAYYYY Edit:Holy shi- thank you for so many likes 😳

[@Jay-fd4os]

So true

[@shainaashley1028]

Same

[@hiyoko7670]

I belong to killua uwu At least that’s what he said

[@kareemamoha5328]

I’m dyyyyy

[@_cinnamon_8012]

Jocelyn Hernandez time stamp please :,>

[@frogsandbread6250]

Noya- "are you hitting on me? you're not hitting on me, are you?" Me- Oh honey im hitting on you

[@scottishmotherdamner8680]

Me: **Grabs baseball bat**

[@scottishmotherdamner8680]

Ethan Does Gacha Definitely 😂 I haven’t read the manga yet but I have been told.. *Things*.

[@simp4tendousatori757]

B R E A D ✌️

[@nannan-li3nr]

do i make you hornay baby

[@bloomingdemise]

Honey if you don't realize how hard I'm hitting on you within the next three secs, I'll be hitting on you with these hands

[@itsstix932]

Nishinoya: “I’ll make you simp for me too!” Me: “oh sweetie, you already have”😌✨👁👅👁

[@Yin._-.022]

Facts

[@Cloudy1.00]

Ikr

[@cc0711]

Yep

[@touko_simpa8516]

✂️ 😀

[@Notgriff_29]

Me to 😌✨✨

[@SAM-kb3re]

*Everyone the next day asking noya what happened* Noya:”I had my first kiss,I have a girlfriend/boyfriend now and I don’t have my virginity” Everyone: 👁👄👁⁉️⁉️

[@brain.deadd.]

Dead ass😂

[@_exen4_]

Bruh I'm laughing my ass off so baddlie I almost died😂😂

[@ariannapardina3845]

Alaya C even the coach bro

[@mxlly__x_]

LMAFOOO!!! 🤣

[@lemeow8473]

Imagine, Mamasuga sulking in the corner while Dadchi is calming him down

[@sabrina-df7uj]

me: *steals noya’s first kiss* noya: *starts crying* me: WAIT NO IM SORRY- me: *steals another kiss from him*

[@shainaashley1028]

Omg same

[@bellaservin7415]

Starts talking about commitment like dude it’s just a kiss

[@runessurreal8672]

@@bellaservin7415 shhhhhhhh keep ur voice doWN

[@mia.lavonne]

AWEE THIS COMMENT

[@dabitodoroki4087]

Ahhhhh

[@briana7306]

me: * doing homework not really paying attention * video:* skin clapping sound * me: wait a damn minute-

[@hunnylukey9213]

*realization Entered the chat* CHOTTO MATTE-

[@biscuitlasagne5391]

Same, i never listened to a video before the end bc i never had time n once i did n then came the clapping i was like 0👄o ya what sir

[@bored_luz9851]

Has soon has I came across that comment the sound comes on ;-; What in the-

[@mr.shadow219]

I deadass curled into a ball XDD

[@Lady_Miko345]

@Tsukiyama oof i was just listening to this at my moms friends house and then i heard the "noise" and i yeeted myself into the bathroom in shame so your not alone

[@kyokajirou2827]

For the people who need this 33:00 is a good place for 'clapping' sounds

[@hutao136]

My legs hurt😍

[@medinabajraktari6666]

Kiss kiss

[@CrescentAria]

@@medinabajraktari6666 "kiss kiss, fall in love-"

[@Mc-mo4ob]

Jiro-wtf are you doing here

[@mysecretaccount3824]

@Genevieve Kasper same 🤪🤞🏾

[@ella5363]

Nishinoya: **saying listener is too forward** Also Nishinoya: **Literally proposes to Kiyoko when he first met her** Me:👁👄👁

[@ghostwashere8585]

I KNOW RIGHT

[@d1d1th3jugg4l0z]

*He can't say nothin*

[@jayrosario4330]

Nishinoya hates me!!!

[@vamppsychos]

I bet you tanaka wanted to propose to kiyoko first. TANAKA THIS IS YOUR CHANCE NOW HE MOVED ON GET YOUR GIRL

[@loreleislook1748]

marry me rebbecca

[@TacobellsDiavolosauce]

"You met him before me." *Sweats uncontrollably*

[@danithornton7904]

Kaito wolf *silently hides sammic*

[@aaron-mz6te]

I dead ass looked at a “camera” in the corner of my room like in the office

[@2unapiiano]

Dead 🤣

[@springdonut6325]

😕

[@deeora_]

*flashbacks to kageyama asking if were the only one on his mind*

[@alexiabonilla9136]

Nishinoya - “don’t look down at me” Me at 5’1 - “baby Im looking straight at you.”

[@nekonekonee-caps3373]

*Me looking up at him* 😭😭😭💔🥺😭

[@faesheart]

im 5'6 👁️👄👁️

[@annabanana2717]

I'm looking down at him... (My dirty mind cant😳)

[@nekonekonee-caps3373]

ShortHinata BOI I AM 4’9

[@kylabohannon4316]

I’m 4’9! I’m gotta look up and he out here talking about some “don’t look down on me” I CANT LOOK DOWN AT ANYONE BUT KIDS THAT ARE IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

[@emmaalex5068]

Starts laughing when he’s crying My family: “what’s so funny?” Me: “just a meme” -shi...is my face red don’t freak out just say something funny-

[@angelademonia5835]

''""""""""""""""B R U H"""""""""""""" """""""""""""""NOYA IS SHORT"""""""""" """""""""""LIKE IN HELL""""""""""""""""

[@kahupereira2986]

Lmao

[@softie9915]

*hears Kageyama’s voice* Me: *stops breathing* Me: *remembers the one I listened to yesterday * Me: of cOurSe hE kNoWs mE cuZ yEsTeRdAy wE-

[@szaisbetterthanyou]

*hears hinata’s and kageyama’s voice and remembers the videos i listened to yesterday* 🧍‍♀️

[@charissecontreras2391]

@@szaisbetterthanyou THE EMOJIA AHHEVRRBT

[@ricecake5308]

Bro I was on suga's video

[@taxkizz8211]

Oofers I like anime I watched all of them in the same day😌💕

[@jazmine9385]

lmao

[@xelburn7047]

Nishinoya: Who are you imposter *Among us vibes* Y/n: *was not the imposter*

[@somwhat_demiyt8576]

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, TOO!!!

[@anmonoo]

I was like: I'm not imposter I'm composter(':

[@urfavv.album420]

『Chicken Weeber』 red kinda sus

[@stup1d.l0v3r.g1rl]

I'm😻 not🧂 the👄 imposter✨

[@Paris4evaaa]

YO NOYA SUS

[@gracegold9072]

Noya: "Y-y-you cant just do that!" Me out loud: *Yes I definitely can*

[@kellylovestars]

😏

[@touko_simpa8516]

@@kellylovestars toko, wrong fandom gurl- 😳

[@ceceattaway6455]

And i did 😃

[@danasanaaa]

We are all a ✨horny tornado✨

[@starxsxros4238]

🤭🤭🤭 true 🤭🤭🤭

[@reynavictoriacallands7087]

Not the haikyuu text slang

[@sporkslol]

I- Why is that true💀💀

[@hahawedobeshy336]

*zoom zoom*

[@nixiek499]

yeah❤️

[@Coolish.pear06]

Me: makes noya cry Also me: IM SORRYYYYYYY, BABY- I JUST WANTED A KISS. How the HELL DID I GET 718 LIKES JEBDHSI

[@kora-_-5954]

**laughs in short**

[@kora-_-5954]

@Grell Sutcliff, Uhhhh...😂💀

[@llawliet4369]

I like seeing them cry tho (*﹏*;)

[@kora-_-5954]

@707, I-

[@llawliet4369]

@@kora-_-5954 (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ Wanna hug

[@ellataylor9588]

kageyama: I do know who they are. *Flashbacks* me: whos that, don't know him.

[@Yuri-vb6kd]

😂😂😂😂

[@v01dk1ns7]

Past war flashbacks

[@koramendoza4328]

*court flashbacks* yeah we met..

[@lydiahumes6566]

Oh my god don’t give ME flashbacks

[@notverypeachy]

SAMESAMESAMESAME

[@female6712]

*20 minutes later...* Noya: hahah.. Tanaka you will NOT believe what just happened

[@Aki-so2rd]

Me:Oof-

[@cc0711]

Tanaka: what happened?

[@ceceattaway6455]

Noya: i think i just had a one night stand 😃

[@sillywillymeowmeow]

Can we just say How much we love Yagami Yato doesn’t put any ads 🥺💜

[@ushijimawakatoshi5724]

I did not know appendages could have KZbin accounts-

[@mikad2976]

Ushijima Wakatoshi yeah, my left eyeball always leaves record a video every now and then

[@malice69420]

I SAW YOUR RIGHT EYE BROW EARLIER.

[@mikad2976]

Who's?

[@thiccygirl7602]

Yes

[@roadmaine2066]

Nishinoya: I fear no man. Listener walks in Nishinoya: but that thing, it scares me

[@AnastasiaMazikeen]

He should be scared of me my mood changes like a girl on her period and im worse when im on my period and I have a creepy side

[@brryfc]

Pokemon Trainer Tigerlilly same

[@brryfc]

Honestly he should be I’ve been told that I scare people a lot. Once I made someone sh!t their pants

[@sunme5576]

Fbi

[@dunbwoo9953]

Lmaoo😂

[@dearrow7173]

The team against the door listening: 👁👄👁👂

[@hahawedobeshy336]

👂👁💧👄💧👁👂

[@kianaoli]

@@hahawedobeshy336 LMAO-

[@blanketbunniesss]

*them realizing they've been in there for 40 minutes*: 👁 👄 👁

[@nagitokomaeda4911]

Hinata being very pure hearing this: 👁💧👄💧👁

[@zina8687]

asahi listening like: 👁💧👄💧👁

[@reicorey2783]

Noya: moans~ Me: forgets how to breathe If you forgot to let's be friends

[@thedumbestbitchthatyouever6839]

Idk how to breath and I’ll never learn how to breath :D

[@angelademonia5835]

Is there a 18+?Why is there no warning sign?

[@angelademonia5835]

@@thedumbestbitchthatyouever6839 Are u dead?PLS DON'T TELL ME YOUR A ZOMBIE HINATA!

[@kahupereira2986]

Me 😔

[@xx_anime.edits_xx2085]

I forgot

[@arialee1072]

“Romance novels are kinda lit” THIS IS THE LAST THING I EXPECTED FROM HIS MOUTH

[@wowboww]

YES

[@s0urmilk753]

noya: i’ll make you simp for me me- *i already do 💅🏻*

[@rabidbunny3178]

YOUR PFP AHAHAHA

[@annabanana2717]

That's one messed up pfp

[@d1d1th3jugg4l0z]

*Wanna bet?* Edit: lost the bet

[@jayrosario4330]

I'm simping right now.

[@wh0slyn954]

𝔀𝓱𝔂 𝓭𝓸𝓮𝓼 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓹𝓯𝓹 𝓮𝔁𝓲𝓼𝓽 🌸✨🍡😛😋

[@GIRLYISMS]

ok but listener is the definition of “YOU BELONG TO THE STREETS”. 😭 we really banged the WHOLE team with different story lines. what a time to be alive.

[@krisd.]

Not only the whole team but players from other teams🤣🤣😂😂

[@sugamama1085]

Wiz*won We got passed on the team 😒😔😂

[@marikodolli]

@@krisd. ikr like we be the hottest people 🤭

[@sallypoole4367]

I do belong to the streets because I’m TrAsH #mineta

[@zombypuppy]

BSHSJSJAJA

[@Pokeplayer10]

Noya's voice sounds like a mix of Denki and Midoryia's voices

[@nagitoronpa9760]

I thought the same thing word for word.

[@MARIA_FICEK]

or kirishimas?😳

[@nagitoronpa9760]

True

[@gyutaro_simp8722]

@@MARIA_FICEK That’s what I thought lol

[@mason_cup4940]

What did you do to me..

[@maccheese2509]

Listener: *confesses love to Noya* Noya: THE POWER OF CRIST COMPELS YOU!!!! Also Listener: *Steals Noyas first three kisses* Noya: *confused screaming*

[@lucid8909]

Listener: guess what it’s not that compelling

[@asahiazumane9946]

Christ can’t compel me if I’m Christ

[@queky3434]

@@asahiazumane9946 AWHAHSJAHSJJAJSD

[@sebee2459]

@@asahiazumane9946 IQNSOSNWOWNEKWKW ✝️✝️✝️✝️

[@momoeelf9265]

Asahi Azumane THE POWER OF YOU COMPELS YOU

[@aihara2799]

Me: _Looks at Nishinoya_ _Points at him_ _inhales_ *SIMP!*

[@kitkat-yb5xb]

Haha yep

[@lilsinluv]

I-

[@noya5364]

Why do I actually feel bad for Noya. He obviously has body image problems. Noya seems a little anxious and mad when Hinata brought up his height. He was also scared you’d/we pick on him. 🥺.

[@bannaflower3590]

😭 I feel bad too

[@dakotakeyser2915]

Stop I’m crying

[@ichirahimiria-mhabnhaoc-8659]

Nobody: Noya: Exists Me: *in corpse husband's voice* WHAT UP BÆBY~~~

[@catspaghetti4515]

OMG NOOO AHHH😭😭✨

[@hutao136]

PLS-

[@weebqueenkate2443]

None on earth can perfect the corpse voice at least I don’t think so

[@mysecretaccount3824]

🤪🤞🏾

[@moonlit_sky127]

@@weebqueenkate2443 Jacksepticeye: *evil laughter*

[@Noodlezareyum]

Ok but Nishinoya is a simp for sure like... 100% he passes

[@Noodlezareyum]

SS - 07WJ - Cheyne MS (1494) it issssssss what it issssss

[@Noodlezareyum]

Salior Potato it issssss what it isssssssss

[@Kyle-e8q]

It isssssss what it issssss

[@Noodlezareyum]

baki bakagou it issssssss what it isssssss

[@amimomichi-dere3282]

Ok I thought you said shrimp and I started thinking of the song, “how many shrimps do you have to eat before you make your skin turn pink!”

[@rizumika4945]

BROOOO HE'D BE STUTTERING EVERY SINGLE MINUTE BUT LIKE HE'S CUTE SO that's an exception

[@loafhearts]

Lol me too, me and him are stutter buddies

[@catalinaberrios9242]

Well he used to simp for kiyoko with Tanaka but now he simping for us😏

[@hunnylukey9213]

"they're always interested in kageyama or even hinata.." *Flashback from the other two vids* ah shet-

[@raisnakes9717]

-here we go again.

[@hunnylukey9213]

@@Rosesss696 oH nO wEvE bEeN cAuGhT-

[@sk0uel_358]

Oh no when i remembered those two vids my heart just breaked in pieces

[@kora-_-5954]

Uh-oh back again...

[@ilovezhongli2291]

yes, I'm with Iwa-Chan, but Noya looks ✨ *H O T* ✨ with his hair down. We all think this, right?? *come on it can't just be me*

[@deadgrli3]

He is ✋😌

[@geommigatchi]

Lmao oikawa simpin for noya

[@COYCRIES]

He is 😌✋🏼

[@thedumbestbitchthatyouever6839]

He’s not just hot he’s ✨hAwT✨

[@COYCRIES]

@@thedumbestbitchthatyouever6839............

[@Bs-sx4sr]

Me: hears Kageyama Remembers 5 minutes ago *nervous noises*

[@pleb8375]

Bs dang 5mins man you have no shame

[@Porl8363]

Watch yagami Yato Tsukishima Thank me later Hun, I wasn’t even two minutes in between Oikawa‘s and this one🤣

[@epph4914]

Pearl Rainwater oikawas is amazing

[@user-rr5is4vd9r]

Noya: Maybe I'm simping over you but I don't care- Everyone here: _Welcome to simp Nation, we've been expecting you._

[@anila6373]

Kokichi what are you doing here? Wait do I wanna know?

[@ihateithere3078]

Kokichi2020

[@madness3055]

@@ihateithere3078 Hello little grape man

[@ihateithere3078]

@@madness3055 Hello. ( ´◡‿ゝ◡`)

[@madness3055]

@@ihateithere3078 Bet you haven't got any girls lol

[@taddz2919]

noya: we aren't supposed to consider a teammate cute kiyoko: am i a joke to you 👁💧👄💧👁

[@R1nnyismissing]

LMAOO

[@isabella8193]

Me: *steal his first kiss* he: *Cries* Me: hEaRt bEeN bRoKe sO mAnNy tImEs

[@kayeyamatobio3425]

I dOnT KnOw WhAt To BeLiEvE

[@apple5535]

Mama said it's my fault my fault were my heart on my sleeve👁👄👁

[@kayeyamatobio3425]

@@apple5535 ayyyyyyyyy you are cultured

[@angelademonia5835]

Im allready broken -_-

[@angelademonia5835]

But i know his lips is broken 😂

[@toranity2477]

Nishinoya: I REFUSE ANYONE TO LOOK AT YOU THE WAY I LOOK AT YOU Me after the other sammiches: I hate to break it to ya...💀

[@charissecontreras2391]

r-r-r-roll💿up⬆️to2️⃣the🤩party🥳with🧶my🧚‍♀️crazy🤪pink💝wig💇🏼‍♀️

[@meowmwoow7111]

she👩🏻like👨‍👩‍👦‍👦papi I👩🏻adore❤you👨🏻im🖐🏼like👶🏼baby👨🏻i ain't 🚫normal⚠GRRR🐯 FOREIGNER🇧🇷FOREIGNER🇯🇵FOREIGNER🇲🇽FOREIGNER🇲🇨FOREIGNER🇱🇷FOREIGNER🇵🇦FOREIGNER🇳🇴FOREIGNER🇷🇺FOREIGNER🇵🇭 FOREIGNER🇹🇹FOREIGNER🇸🇷FOREIGNER🇿🇦 FOREIGNER🇻🇳FOREIGNER🇱🇰FOREIGNER🇮🇹

[@skyclouds5]

THIS.

[@KuninKat]

Four😰 in😳 her👮‍♀️ four 👀in🤭 her🥴 four 😈in🤚 her😩

[@KuninKat]

@Alexander Williams 😭😭😭

[@nauz.3ous]

POV: he's talking to himself in the mirror Edit: thanks for all the likes... I didn't expect for this cmmt to get so many likes btw no he is not fucking the mirror 😂

[@gaby-me6lv]

HAJAKSKDHJDNFK

[@sammypants4721]

LMAO

[@theantisocialone1431]

🔥

[@peytonmurphy3125]

HHAHHAHAHAHAH

[@marjoriecordova8029]

HAHSHWJAJJEJE IM CACKLINGGG

[@cantbeme333]

" You cant do that thats ILLEGAL " IM LIKE ME: BOY HOW OLD ARE U

[@jayrosario4330]

He is 17

[@kora-_-5954]

He is 3

[@kora-_-5954]

Idk it seemed to rhyme at the moment....

[@kora-_-5954]

😂

[@CowboyMylo]

WAIT IF WE'RE CLUB MANAGER THEN AHHH

[@sunnou8456]

Me: * kiss * He: * cries and complains * My self esteem: Well shit... gravity seems to be working very well today.

[@cubicpaprika5468]

I sense B O T T O M. E N G E R Y.

[@maikolggggg]

noya: *crys in tHaTs iLLegAl*

[@shawtyno1052]

Y e s.

[@PaintDoes]

sHawty hAd tHosE aPpLe **Noya** jEAns

[@shoyohinata9652]

I thought he was a switch

[@cubicpaprika5468]

@@shoyohinata9652 but bottom energy

[@daisy-fl7pr]

noya: "kageyama? you mean you met her before??" me: "yeah, 40 minutes ago ;)"

[@daisy-fl7pr]

wheres my ticket, i deserve it 😔

[@m4y_yyy]

Me:"ye last night 🤭 and tsuki too 🏃🏽‍♀️💨" Also me:"and kenma 😃 and oikawa 👩🏽‍🦯"

[@lici_cia]

Oh sh*t me too ✌🏻😌

[@motel_7]

@@m4y_yyy yep same😏😉

[@ventithebardxdxd]

LMAO SAME

[@MK-qd4rp]

Noya: "If I think you're hot, then I'll say you're hot" Me: "Hotter than a plate after you put it in the microwave?"

[@Izzy-cr8kt]

OH MY GOD I-

[@acornwinter]

M K HAHAHA WOW-

[@ohnoourtableitsbroken4415]

absolutely 😉

[@salt2wound]

LMFAOOO-

[@bachirara]

SKSKSKSKSK

[@doragigi6575]

Noya: YOU🤺STAY🤺BACK🤺STAY🤺BACK🤺 I LOST IT FIDJSJSHW

[@PyroGirl-kz2ik]

"I didn't expect you to be so innocent" *closing Wattpad, deleting over 1,000 photos, hiding pillows* Yea...... innocent

[@d1d1th3jugg4l0z]

*Yeah if only he looked through my phone and my room.*

[@amitafradiah2531]

YOU FORGOT DELETING HISTORY

[@PyroGirl-kz2ik]

@@amitafradiah2531 I use private mode

[@N0R1PDF]

* my friend, who watches h****I in class with no headphones, no incognito mode, and watches it out in the open with 30 other kids near her with her brightness up all the way * yea innocent

[@PyroGirl-kz2ik]

@@N0R1PDF I would love to be that brave... but the people in my class are hella scary

[@AC-sr4cm]

Nishinoya, majority being a tsundere and saying to leave him alone: ✨Horny Ass Listener:✨ no ❤️

[@KyTheBanished]

The heart 😂😂😂😭

[@wren8148]

Listener: consent? *whats that?*

[@ikerdho4870]

Me an asexual: WeLl AcTuAlLy yesnt Ok ill go-

[@terrencekamisato3854]

HAHAHA!!

[@kieratetsuro8231]

@@oikawastoes7758 soooo mean to us noya😭😭😭 SIKE!!! I DON'T CARE😂😂😂😂

[@gabriellekilcommons9985]

Him: AYE 🔊 YO 🔊 THIS ILLEGAL 2 mins later *seggs noise*

[@maxnotfound1016]

😭

[@bloomingdemise]

Laws exist to be broken

[@Scentedstrawb]

😏✋🏼✨

[@deimantek5107]

Time stamp?

[@meowmeow5010]

✨seggs noise✨

[@peanutsheen]

I LOVE HOW THEY HAD SEGGS THEN TALK ABT EATING FOOD RIGHT AFTER SHSHDBJDHDJ 😭

[@thatsroughbuddy2096]

Mood

[@KEG1998]

Goals 😂

[@bakugoukatsuki3127]

Wish I could do that

[@umepawz]

what else would u expect to talk about?

[@witchesbrewgacha2380]

*Disguises planted*

[@dancingparrot7879]

Nishinoya: That was my first kiss *starts to cry* Me:👁💧👄💧👁

[@naniguerrero6555]

whats the time stamp😭?

[@-webii1709]

Dang dis cute boi ;^;💖

[@sillyhallucinations]

@@naniguerrero6555 15:00

[@angelism6454]

Nishinoya : " I might be simping over you " me : babe, how much tik tok have you watched??

[@sasukesproperty2556]

Noya: “you met them before me didn’t you?” Me: *remembers what wat went down wit Kageyama* Me: wow- IM FOR THE STREEETTSSS

[@Em_Cee669]

BRUH WHAT THE FUCK🤣

[@frenchrestaurant3858]

PERIOD 💅🤭

[@killerplay_3563]

Why is is the timing so great? I read the comment and at the same moment Noya said that

[@tumbleweeds00]

sometimes he sounds like hes choking i--

[@chxnwoo294]

I spent 40 mins of my life on this And I’m happy with it Edit: Oml 800 likes I- ty 👁💋👁

[@isabellam3556]

I wonder if they have a hisoka version 😼

[@avalimo9586]

Hisoka is Beautiful GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@hibamaach3336]

OOOOoooooOooh GoOOOOonN

[@chxnwoo294]

Hiba Maach oh god I-

[@hibamaach3336]

im not sorry -

[@rvlrin]

I CANNOT WHY DOES HE SOUND LIKE HES IN PAIN IN THE BEGINNING

[@Big._Rig]

He was in pain because he wasn't with the listener

[@gamingwithvp8081]

@@Big._Rig 6 3 6

[@crimzonfox7873]

Boner- I have enough male friends to know when it happens in public

[@kora-_-5954]

@Crimison Fox, I-

[@cityboy1946]

noya: “you met them before me, didn’t ya?” me, who stumbled upon kageyama’s sammich last night: uh.... 👁👄👁

[@kurrosenpai9775]

Yes indeed 👁👄👁

[@violenceistheonlyanswer8294]

What about hinatas? 🌝

[@isabeauwolf562]

I only started watching Haikyuu yesterday and listened to Kuroo's video first. Uh oh....

[@sillyhallucinations]

Me:*trips*W-Well...

[@milkmansbokehinata8282]

I listened to them all 😌 i got the whole team 😼

[@mochipeachie237]

damn....homeboy lost his virginity in less than an hour

[@bakugoustittesarebiggerthe1478]

Wait. { What if me and Noya put our minecraft beds together..?....👀👉🏻👈🏻 Would he be okay with that..? }

[@ambercurbelo8078]

Ask him not us

[@dehydrated_13]

That’s too much even for me.... I think putting beds together premaritally is a bit too much

[@bakugoustittesarebiggerthe1478]

@@dehydrated_13 ;^; You right. Maybe We should have them On separate sides of the room so he dont think its goin to fast Wait. *remembers the whole entire video* But i-

[@bingobongo8578]

Comment. *But make it a Wattpad story.* ☺️✨

[@cacafart2229]

i think you guys should put the beds together AFTER you get married. that’s moving a little too fast. trust me i’m a pro 😌💅✨

[@kalliedurley4525]

It says 2 seconds ago and I can't believe it Also: 30:07 yes yes I am speed No need for likes, go on and enjoy yourself you bunch of sinners ;) Edit: WHOA WHERE'D ALL YOU LIKES COME FROM?!

[@Kaira-ic6ci]

You are speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed OwO

[@kalliedurley4525]

@@Kaira-ic6ci Thanks😊

[@kawekixu2208]

Whaaaaaaaaaa!!! You are speed

[@jayvoid8008]

I shall pay in a like anyways

[@kalliedurley4525]

@@jayvoid8008 I thank you❤

[@skyylarpyren888]

Kageyama: i met the manager already Me having already watched the kageyama one: ye he did😏👌

[@multifandomedits5211]

👁👄👁

[@sunarinatro6135]

Oops🤷🏻

[@animemen5982]

HAHAHABDDN IM FABRICATING

[@soobinxx]

OMFG SAME HIJHFCKLKCF💀😭😭

[@abigalemcwilliams893]

Wait-

[@imthebiggestwhoreforakaash6949]

Noya: "is that a challenge?" Me: *remembers the lion king* also me: * Gasps in mufasa voice* IS THAT A CHALLENGE SCAR?!

[@inky_tea7604]

Noya: *complaining about listener being taller than him* My 5"0 ass: sir that is not C O R R E C T --

[@shainaashley1028]

Sameeeeeee

[@beepbloopboopbop869]

My point exactly

[@brenleigh._.3214]

I'm 5'1 :`)

[@Kali.69]

5'1

[@__.coldsoba]

He's 4'11 tho-

[@demonclouds5850]

(y/n) : kisses nishi him : _scREAMS INSIDE OUR MOUTH_

[@zenciasiki27]

Lol

[@-aran-_-brainrot-569]

Him: "I-i wasn't screaming, I was singing!" Listener: "In my mouth?" Him: "Y-yeah I wanted to share my voice with your mouth?" Listener: "Sure"

[@choccymelk6094]

@@-aran-_-brainrot-569 😆

[@jayrosario4330]

Yeep

[@reneetom04]

M o u t h

[@lulu-fg7lz]

nobody: not a single soul: noya: “boop boop beep beep beep beep fizz pop boom”

[@kahupereira2986]

Oop 😂

[@Aki-so2rd]

The Others:👁👄👁👂✋

[@clairecjkc]

@Dino Nugget Also them: 🍿👁👄👁👂

[@reastismyname5958]

Me: *steals noyas first kiss* Noya:* starts crying* Me: "I get it you no like me 😭"

[@danielamendes2289]

Noooo

[@dedemontanaa_076]

I feel that😭

[@lucatdeeznuts6760]

Ouch😃💔

[@larissa7510]

Fr 😭

[@mape4956]

Oof

[@vaw1466]

ok this audio is hella cute and he’s such a bottom lol

[@AJ-qk3ox]

LMAOAOOAAOAO

[@asahiazumane9946]

Yeah

[@asahiazumane9946]

Anna McKinlay erm nothing....

[@asahiazumane9946]

Anna McKinlay ...

[@asahiazumane9946]

Anna McKinlay fine we do some stuff but that’s it...

[@had33z15]

He sounds like a mini bakugo😭✋🏼

[@imapieceoftrash9964]

They both have the same voice actor 😂😂 so yes he does sound like a mini bakugo 😂

[@tatum3534]

Oh my gosh your right-

[@ztrgrl]

i thought he sounded like kirishimas little cousin-💀

[@youlikejazz769]

True he sounds like bakuguo >_

[@Gabby_loves_sanrio]

😂👁👄👁😂

[@asymmetricalgarbage9644]

Me every 5 seconds: *pauses video* *SCREECHES OUT OF FANGIRLING*

[@blazebullard2719]

Same but im trying so hard not to wake up my fam and my bff thinks im insane

[@hermyanespiteri3235]

Me absolutely every Yagami yato video I watch.

[@loafyasmr]

𝑖 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑖𝑚 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑜𝑛𝑒 ~

[@SylviannaBerk22]

Gurl ur not aloneeee--lol

[@R1nnyismissing]

oh my

[@Melancholy-hill]

"You've got a cute side to you" **Angrily eats turkey** Bruh, *no*

[@Jay-ec5bo]

😂😂😂😂😂 dood same

[@_thishandleisalreadytaken_]

Lol 😂😂🤣

[@evavogel3677]

innocent? no❤️

[@junabarboza6538]

For real lol

[@sugamama1085]

Eva Vogel Faxs😌

[@Jay-ec5bo]

Whats innocence?

[@sugamama1085]

Ëdits Anime something we all lost due to this 😌

[@sugawara5576]

Eva Vogel i was never innocent-

[@scara.b00b]

me: *literally thinking that yagami’s voice would fit nishinoya perfectly* me a few hours later: *sees thumbnail* MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN HEARD-

[@sophanator5308]

Lmfao imagine being shorter than noya 😂😂😂 I’m shorter than noya 😔😔

[@sophiafavero7071]

I'm so sorry

[@thatoneasiangirl9624]

*cries in 4'11*

[@angelademonia5835]

But why am i 5'0?

[@kahupereira2986]

Sorry 😔 but I am taller the noya

[@sophanator5308]

@@jolynekujo8490 😭😭😭

[@that1_omnisexualsimp891]

Noya: “Y-you l-look a little...o-o-on the hot side of things “ My scar for accidental burning myself a few days ago: Why, thank you for noticing~

[@lucatdeeznuts6760]

Wazzup shoto todoroki but a girl version💀

[@that1_omnisexualsimp891]

@@lucatdeeznuts6760 Im gender fluid but yeah

[@Brendonz11]

TOdoRoKI hI

[@that1_omnisexualsimp891]

@@Brendonz11 Honestly I could be. My dad sucks, I have issues with both parents, But I’m the oldest child- IM DABI, OH MY GOD

[@Brendonz11]

@@that1_omnisexualsimp891 Oh MY GoD

[@cheesecakeap6052]

Nishinoya: I’m the least popular player for sure Me: *scrolling through pages and pages of Noya fanart intensifies*

[@koffie3801]

Naomi Pleasant hAh

[@a.chilles.]

This is way too true for me

[@asahiazumane9946]

👀

[@a.chilles.]

Asahi Azumane WAIT ASAHI YOU’RE HERE TOO

[@asahiazumane9946]

cloudycat • ..yes.....

[@kristalli273]

Listener: [ is Cute and mega hot] Noya: tHaTs IlLeGaL

[@mamomamomammon4345]

aGAinSt THe lAw-

[@jaidahanley5985]

Me as a listener: Oh wait, I’m supposed to be hot- Me: *cries in sad ugly*

[@weebgirl7289]

when he said well that makes it slightly less illegal i said this befor he said that” age is just a number noya!

[@christyhunt6266]

Me who is U g l y- *tHanKs aLoT-*

[@TAElephant-ob4di]

STOP You've violated the law

[@ecchannyaru7017]

Noya: stutters Butterflies in my stomach: time to get funky🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️

[@sxlverq]

me: enjoying the video with him complimenting me Noya:starts making kissing noises and moans and clapping noises Me:cut the cameras Deadass

[@sugamama1085]

• Strawberry Pocky • hahaha I didn’t go to that part cuz I’m not horny that much

[@Jay-ec5bo]

@@sugamama1085 same but wow never saw someone comment that before

[@nathalie4812]

Lmao!😂😂😂😂😂

[@Horrorpilled]

If you just want the compliments watch the version that has sfw on the thumbnail on it

[@sxlverq]

Mint Flavored Idiot lol ik I was just surprise lol