"Your First Belongs To Me!!" A Mammon x Listener Spicy Ver

[@sno7212]

i'm a simple girl i see yagami i click. i see obey me *i clikc*

[@Blue_Mist]

SAME BRO

[@sidneyfranze6544]

Mood

[@renameow]

Same, plus it’s tsundere Mammon sooo

[@kool_loser_energy616]

*Y E S*

[@_jaded_ghost__6658]

FlPin' SAmE

[@theresidentialrat]

“You’re a little spoiled, aren’t you?” *scoff* you’re one to talk

[@izukumidoriya9539]

Agreed!

[@enbyfrog]

says the guy who had his credit card frozen and made mc find it😑

[@bugzz3945]

Indeed

[@hexsworld3889]

Yeet

[@28reasons-seulgi]

Omg I literally read this the same time he said it

[@mikeythepeanut7887]

Y/N: *Breathes* Mammon: *Seagull from finding nemo* MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE

[@lostangeleyes]

MikeyThePeanut78 8 I C H O C K E D

[@holytidepods9881]

LMAOOO

[@CupNany]

I *S C R E A M E D*

[@miawagner7758]

Lmao

[@strwbrrygigi]

*IM SHAKING AND CRYING*

[@gypsies.zetzip]

Mammon: Being mean Me: Ya know what, _imma call Lu-_ Mammon: _on his knees begging for forgiveness_

[@rougeackerman6168]

Im seeing you everywhere today

[@gypsies.zetzip]

@@rougeackerman6168 aaaayye

[@Chloebowie21]

Please *no*

[@random_otaku28schannel35]

He’s a big baby

[@random_otaku28schannel35]

stupid mammon awww hello mammon I have Lucifer on speed ideal

[@chara3130]

“You should just.....just obey me already!” **looks directly at camera,smiling** **laugh track** **roll credits**

[@ChocolateWhispersx]

Hahaha xD

[@UnsaintfulEyes]

**takes out a gun**

[@jisvngtv]

@@UnsaintfulEyes🤨📸...

[@user-ye5ev8qj3h]

literally how this should've ended

[@BodyBruiser]

Mammon: *Deep and sexy voice* Me, a full grown man: *giggling and blushing red* Mammon: Why you laughing?! Me: FSHADLJFSSALDJFSG

[@pmft.v0id]

That's a fat mood phahaha

[@qiqisaucyy5783]

^^ *periodt*

[@zariahbanks7523]

😂😂

[@aubree.117]

LMAOOOO

[@totallynotparker.3579]

I was cackling and my roommate walked in and saw what I had and he just.. Slowly backed up. This isn't the first time either.

[@indigoclues8118]

“You clearly aren’t into men,” *is bisexual nervously*

[@mineturtles200]

Daniel Stuart Same here X~X

[@naeshasmith2483]

Haha same bro😂

[@nagitokomaeda3241]

@Arajiki Takamoto same

[@mtsubqs]

*panicking* *in* *pansexual*

[@nagitokomaeda3241]

@@mtsubqs sammeeee

[@withwhatibecome5910]

If i die and my mom says "heaven recieved another angel" You better think that im on hell flirting with mammon

[@lunamoonstudiosswampthegat2208]

I better arrive in Hell. Then my family will be confused AF to why I'm sending little hell dogs go bring messages to them instead of doves and Cardinals

[@angrydoggi]

@@lunamoonstudiosswampthegat2208 "this is the tenth chihuahua jumping through our window, i think paige went to hell" "... makes sense"

[@lunamoonstudiosswampthegat2208]

@@angrydoggi Chihuahua just made me think of Luke jumping through the window 😂

[@angrydoggi]

@@lunamoonstudiosswampthegat2208 Oh hell yes

[@michaeljancruz3728]

That me laugh so haaard

[@leenchilang8443]

Here's the clap clap part 32:51 Edit: Don't forget to pay me with like!!

[@vlntn-dl7ok]

i clicked and my ears were killed(with excitement 🤭)

[@rotting.cadaver]

why am I here why did I click this 😭💀

[@-muffintop-1391]

Freeze! everybody clap your hands! 💀

[@mistasoneandonly]

@@-muffintop-1391👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@yesrajid7395]

Have I been caught 💀

[@balldevourer459]

Mammon: "can you just Obey Me!" me: "cut the cameras.... dead ass."

[@soph7098]

✨I W O N T H E S I T A T E B I T C H ✨

[@idiasfavoritediscordkitten307]

Roll credits

[@user-nm4hs9xs8c]

uh uh let’s not grab the pens ❤️

[@spcynoddles4320]

Cut the cameras... Lilith ass

[@lvvrswebbs]

@@spcynoddles4320 you just did not... 💀💀💀

[@pinopochita]

“You must clearly not be into men.” Me: *gay panic*

[@deaththekid6554]

DEKU YES

[@daylightmoonlight7360]

DEKU NO 🌒 W-what are you d-doing here 🌒

[@pinopochita]

꧁ღDaylight Moonlightღ꧂ 😗👉👈 nothin

[@daylightmoonlight7360]

Omg I swear you are gonna be the death of me cuz your so cute 😄😁

[@genderenigma8276]

TODOBAKUDEKU?!

[@ineedalife6730]

Mammon: are you sure your into guys Me&my girlfriend:......yes and no

[@PS2Abbacchio]

WRYYYYYYYYY

[@deuced808]

I laughed more than I should’ve at this

[@colinejayne]

KONO DIO DA Hahaha love that!

[@YikersTM]

*pan (bi, and other sexualities) sexual problems~*

[@scourgemalje5926]

BI panic lol

[@yvettebreault6686]

I can just imagine that he says "Can I have my sweater back?" And you replied with a "Can I have my virginity back?" And he just goes silent

[@crazycult7460]

There’s 69 likes🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@malinataamu6995]

thats a power move nobody is ready for 😂😂

[@poormartin3137]

LRLELFOSOC9EOWOVLSPZPLAK LEGENDARY

[@s_phiaro]

lmaoaoaoa

[@thatotaku6784]

next thing you know he byes a potion that gives your virginity back Solomon what in the actual fuck

[@officialasianmidget3446]

1:07 “don’t touch that” Tik Tok : “NaW dOn’T tOuCh Me ThErE tHiS iS mY nO nO sQuArE”-

[@puppy-kun490]

ok now thats making me blush thinking about it 😶😶

[@kills99ofhoes15]

Eyyy ~ No-no square 💓

[@shelley4972]

I got dirty thoughts real fast 😳😳😳

[@puppy-kun490]

@@shelley4972 welp same UwU QwQ

[@Parker_Lot]

*That's what I told my uncle, but he didn't seem to care*

[@poopiestinky6324]

Mammon:"...why dont you just Obey Me?" me: *slow clap* [insert the, Edit:HOLLY CRAP, THIS MANY LIKES!?!!?!? THANKS, thing that everyone saids]

[@Bobo-hd1lp]

i- BAHHAHA

[@annabanana2717]

👏....👏....👏....👏😌

[@MB-sl6mo]

Real sneaky- And i like it XD

[@castoaromin7429]

Tbh i will prob obey him

[@rodenttoesucker]

Same tho

[@seokcty]

“You must clearly not be into men” My bi ass: *sweats*

[@loocifer999]

I'm pansexual BAHAA

[@mtsubqs]

Sooten same lmfao

[@loocifer999]

@@mtsubqs and that ladies and gentlemen I how I got flustered the first time I listened

[@mtsubqs]

Sooten why’d you get flustered

[@loocifer999]

@@mtsubqs *because of the voice* 😔

[@chiharubakugou130]

Mammon: "What does soul even taste like?; Me: "I'm a human. Why are you asking me?"

[@rand0mpers0n79]

It kinds tastes like hot air......no questions I just got curious

[@endershardz8619]

*Undertale flashbacks*

[@thatsimp201]

..idk why but I feel as if a humans soul would taste like mango with coconut..

[@CanadaYandere]

Just imagine we knew what it tasted like XD

[@bruh-nt6xb]

It tastes nothing

[@emotionallyunstableandfill2497]

"Just obey me, already!" **CinemaSins voice** "Roll credits"

[@ElleeDraws]

YES

[@katsukibakugou3038]

OMG Y E S

[@camwindthuggishanimates7076]

Does anyone else hear blue's voice?

[@cyphongamezr2622]

YESSSS

[@whatishappening7338]

@@camwindthuggishanimates7076 OH MY GOD YES-- "-To.. The journey to the west." "-Rroll credits! :D" I hear both of their voices now-

[@Purp_Lych]

Nobody: Not a single soul: Mammon:your firsts, h a n d e m o v e r

[@lsolasagna642]

LMAOO

[@coexistion]

mammon went “gimme gimme👁3👁”

[@shivikishimoto2206]

Me:*burns my Vcard* Me:you can't get that, sorry

[@yesbuster8592]

👺👌

[@ambr0sia282]

sαтαη wait a minute-

[@Zaphure0]

Mammon: you’re hugging me?! Me being half deaf: yes I’m “mugging” you!! Me: GIVE ME YOUR COIN PURSE!! 🔫😠

[@ventisbeloved7514]

IM WHEEZING 😂😂😂😂

[@petrichorthoughts]

*WHEEZE*

[@spoopysippy948]

LMFAO- *w H e E z E*

[@Parker_Lot]

G I M M E T H E G R I M M O L D M A N

[@aprilsantoyo-guevara3245]

Zapphire 101 you mean "GIVE ME GOLDIE!!"

[@orangejuicehater]

No one: Not god: Not even Yagami herself: Mammon: You've yee'd your last haw. Hand that virginity over.

[@aikomatsui120]

My dumbass not knowing what yee’d is:yeeted? 👁👄👁

[@11kiteez96]

@@aikomatsui120 its half of yee haw

[@kai_binary2951]

I shall never end my yee haws! *YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWW*

[@Waffle_404]

Nobody: Me an idiot:nOW A CoW BOy NeEdS a HaT

[@ev4n_hatsur18]

🤣🤣

[@erindiaz9757]

i never noticed but mammon is literally 🧿👄🧿

[@squishyreddie3177]

BYE

[@BlehblehP]

STOPPPPP

[@amazingamazina9889]

?

[@ArJHill]

Yea

[@raaineee]

LMAOOO

[@urfaveratman8624]

Plot twist: your Goldie

[@windismith9632]

Oml yes XD

[@starsnatcher4659]

oml hahaha dead

[@nashloveskubzsscouts]

✨✨Y o u ‘ r e✨✨

[@mellowky]

@@nashloveskubzsscouts skskksksksks 😂😂😂

[@cozycadence5920]

Pfft tbh, that would be hilarious, but... *goldie is already trying to steal my man, come on-*

[@beetlethatsme2838]

"Show me something that makes you worth it~" Me: *panic and does macarena*

[@unknown.storms]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ElleeDraws]

*_PaNiK_*

[@SunFlower-mt5rt]

Panik3000

[@EvilDollface]

...WHY WOULD THIS BE ME TOO?

[@cyphongamezr2622]

Ellee Draws Kalm

[@munira4708]

Mammon: Who in the hell put the Goldie in the freezer 😭😱 Lucifer: I did the the hell you gonna do about it Me: nothing 😣 😭 Lucifer: I did 😎🥱

[@brossimpuwu144]

That MEME

[@everybody6102]

Him: maybe I could bribe you- Me: I'm listening~ Him: with a kiss Me: I wanted money but I'll take the kiss

[@aaalxis534]

AS SOON AS I SCROLLED ON THE COMMENTS, I WAS LITERALLY AT THIS PART OF THE VIDEO

[@shivikishimoto2206]

I wanted money too I need money for pizza and fnaf

[@furelise91]

Forget the kiss gimmie goldey!

[@bellaravila5669]

How to kiss mammon 1. Take him to the place goldie is lying at 2. Put your hands on the desk next to goldie 3. Kiss him while grabbing goldie 4. run off like a boss with him chasing you 5. get beelzebub,satan,asmo,levi,belphegor,or Lucifer. 6. Run to your room and lock the door and hide goldie somewhere mammon can not find it

[@bellaravila5669]

But if he brings you to the bed Good luck getting goldie

[@jenniferunderwood9187]

Yato: *Hunched over clapping at 4am* Room mate: *Wakes up and locks eyes with Yato* Yato: *Hisses while clapping faster*

[@bunnozi007]

THIS SENT ME

[@budgiebirdfurry4589]

BROO XD

[@villiankirishima5228]

Roommate : not today Satan. Yagami : * hisses intensify *

[@salemwashere8712]

Hiss hiss bitch

[@jenniferunderwood9187]

@@salemwashere8712 Ahh Y E S H I S S H I S S

[@tariqsyed4170]

Me : breathes Him : yOu ThInk yoU cAn DO eVeryThinG HUhHhh Me : um- Him:GrEeDy hoOmAn Me : 👁👄👁

[@Uknow.jiyahh]

Fr😳😂😂😂😂

[@katsukibakugou3038]

wtf m0m what are you doing hErE??

[@tariqsyed4170]

Katsuki Bakugou ,this is your wife . IM A GIRL. YOUR A MAN WHAT ARW YOU DOING HERE .

[@katsukibakugou3038]

Tariq Syed MAYBE I’M ACTUALLY *BISEXUAL* LEAVE ME ALONEE

[@balldevourer459]

i read greedy bottom

[@rosenasakura5134]

List of my favorite Yagami nicknames: - Puppy - Pebble -Teddy Bear - Bunny - TREASURE-

[@00starr_]

Now I feel like treasure :>

[@gojosspareunderwear4382]

Heck yes pebble

[@kamrynwhitney9261]

Dont forget babbbby~

[@gojosspareunderwear4382]

@@kamrynwhitney9261 baby Puppy Bunny Teddy bear Chibi Chan Pipsqueak Baby carrot Player 2 Pebble Doll Snowflake Little cutie Baby bird Little mouse Perfect feather Song bird Blossom Lotus Sunshine I have more but I'm too lazy to type it all out

[@Waffle_404]

@Luna Rose a tusdere named mAmMON

[@juneju.200]

Me: *reading the comments while listening* Mammon: Hey! HEY! QUIT IGNORING ME! Me: 👁👄👁

[@cheriquel9961]

👁👄👁

[@ST2DJOctavio]

✊👁👄👁👌

[@midnightwolf5803]

You better check for cameras, hun 😂

[@Vfox-xn5zx]

surprised Pikachu

[@shadow_chara7428]

He is a demon

[@croissant1291]

The recipe of Mammon; 1.Add one stick of tsundere 2.Pour some greed-a lot actually. 3. Discreetly add in a sprinkle of love at first sight. 4.One tablespoon of hateful brothers. 5.Add a pinch of Sammich if you want it to be a little bit spicy 🤭💕. 6.Stir thoroughly and add the irresistible listener. 7.Heat the oven to 350 degrees and wait 50:49 minutes. You may need a few moments to cool down from your his hotness though. You’ve been warned.

[@reeses3466]

Totally not a Tsundere thank you! Im gonna go and make me one now

[@oo-k8006]

Oh god they’ve figured me out-

[@sjmona]

Mammon? Why are you here-

[@croissant1291]

AHA! Mammon! I’ve caught you. ÒvÓ

[@villiankirishima5228]

Me: mom I have a new cooking recipe 😏

[@fallenangel957]

**me casually checking comments while listening** Mammon: hey..HEY! No ignoring me **sHᴏOᴋ** Edit: OMG THANK YOU FOR 1.8K LIKES 😳

[@KenKen-bt4bg]

Fallen Angel i read this comment RIGHT when he said that and it scared me so much

[@ArtBlock0]

😂😂

[@Mo-hx3nm]

Ikr 🤣

[@oo-k8006]

*I know a l l*

[@oo-k8006]

Salior Potato *HAHAHA. BOW BEFORE ME PEASANTS.*

[@gordonramslay9955]

I really wondered last night, “am I REALLY that gay???” Yeah. Yeah I don’t think I need to think about that anymore.

[@reece9553]

waait mr ramsey?

[@shadow_williams1545]

????????

[@kaylee_lovestars9978]

Senpai???

[@skephalo6977]

wOw

[@Bl00dIslands]

Wrinkled forehead why are u here?

[@TaquitoCruncher]

When I die: My mom: "Heaven gained another angel." Me in hell flirting with Mammon and Levi: "Hehe u thought"

[@MaxLB]

Hahaha🤣

[@savannahlecompte9315]

Me dead My mom : “heaven gained another angel!” Me who tricked Satan into thinking I despised anime boys therefore making my eternal torcher full of anime boys Me: *sweats in ‘sorry mom’*

[@idontknow-qv8ho]

Savannah Lecompte same 🤣😂

[@nikosaurr]

MEE

[@ChloeAllDay]

Uraraka whyyyt

[@shitpostcrusaders9218]

MY FIRSTS? Take my first born child as a _SACRIFICE._

[@imtrash9826]

shitpost crusaders omg- Y E S this is very much adequate!

[@myahazzard5427]

Ok.

[@Reze333e]

We stan a aggresive sacrifice 🙌

[@awkward_chaos8322]

Indeed. 99 problems but a child ain’t one

[@leone659]

I- shit I like your spunk extra. D-DONT TELL ANYONE I COMPLIMENTED YOU BECAUSE I WONT HEAR THE END OF IT

[@fr0gzrc00l9]

Mammon: “Your clearly not into men.” Me: *bisexual fake laugh* Edit: holy- WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY LIKES???? *visible confusion*

[@adelelynn2515]

Listener:mmmmm Listener :ok ok

[@ray_playz2907]

GeminiPigtails Same XD

[@squishyreddie3177]

i just said “sometimes”😭😭

[@I_cant_swim]

*cries in bisexual*

[@ThatOneWholesomBoi]

XD same here

[@cookiesstealer1760]

Me: **opens the subtitles** Mammon: You belong to the GREAT MOM Me: **dies of laughin**

[@justliz3305]

YESSSSS

[@ladysimp9103]

LMAOOO IM DYING BRUH

[@ev4n_hatsur18]

🤣🤣🤣

[@softpuppiez]

Mum....MuM

[@softpuppiez]

Mine said mom on

[@dirtybongwater5987]

Mammon: Why do you think you are allowed to touch other people's stuff? Me: Yeah says the one who always goes around people's rooms in hopes of finding something to sell😂

[@icebird1800]

What's yours is mine.

[@dirtybongwater5987]

@Monica Sherman 😂😂😂

[@isabeauwolf562]

Yeah, Mammon going through my room while Beel was eating my chocolate stash! You could have asked!

[@phsychogamergirl7151]

LMAO

[@oo-k8006]

Hang on a second, I wasn’t sneakin’ around tryin’ to steal nothin’! I’m one of the devildom’s elite, dammit! I should be respected! I am the Great Mammon!!

[@amynonn2847]

Can we all just acknowledge the fact that falling into the obey me fandom is literally like getting addicted to crack?? -cause you ain’t coming back from it.

[@sakii2254]

honestly It's the same with the Mystic Messenger fandom. We're a bunch of dumbasses who obsess over characters. But, the communities aren't toxic (*cough* lookin at u, bnha.)

[@mineturtles200]

Yeah X///////X

[@Parker_Lot]

I've started this game 2 days ago and now I'm in love with this idiot over here. *I've fallen deep*

[@mineturtles200]

Sydney I just got into leviathan.

[@fartsnorter22]

I just started playing. I'm stuck on a level so I'm here :D

[@ariannaphilson3175]

Me: "Oh yay, Comments!" KZbin: *"Stupid, I'm not gonna let you get the chance!"*

[@tahjijohnson2520]

Ikr mines is in a weird place, like, put it back

[@Soggycereal737]

@@tahjijohnson2520 mine too is this youtube's new update or smth?-

[@tahjijohnson2520]

@@Soggycereal737 idk but I don't like it...

[@katsukibakugo9139]

KZbin gets drunk each time..... It always happens to me.

[@crypt1d_533]

Me : peacefully listening to this with my earbuds while with family. My earbuds : pOwEr oFf Audio : 👏👏👏👏👏👏 My dad : 👁️👄👁️ Hotel : Trivago

[@idontevenknow9211]

AGITSIYSUFSURAIFA *SHUT*

[@aikomatsui120]

ITS BEEN TWO MONTHS. ARE YOU OK?! 😔

[@crypt1d_533]

YES IM OKAY ANDI DISCOVERED MY COUSIN WATCHED IT TOO-

[@aikomatsui120]

... Damn I wish I had a cool cousin ;/\;

[@jadedragongirl4008]

Hate that too

[@Chridhe]

Wish mammon would look at me the way he looks at his card- (Goldie)

[@MARRssMilk]

T H I S I S A M O O D

[@plutonium6485]

same. T-T

[@Chridhe]

Baka Yunih I think you’ll get more than a marriage if you do that 👀

[@minaashido9714]

I felt that-

[@AmyYurima]

I feel you oop

[@thelesbianotakuichika2016]

He's such a cin"mammon"roll... Hah.. Im such comedian...

[@blaizeisamixofthings3063]

Bad um chhh

[@s4mmy91]

Komedy

[@phamlamtruc5520]

Uh uh! It’s “sin-nammon”

[@moosistao404]

No it's Sin-Mammon😏

[@shadow_chara7428]

Pfft

[@aylapurdy6925]

the voice is like, pretty accurate? a queen, a true queen

[@giboi03]

There could've been some Karma-Monoma tones but this is fine Now my brain just needs to download this so I can make a Mammon dream pt. 2-

[@random_otaku28schannel35]

Yes

[@bigbussyprincess1800]

@@giboi03 FELT

[@innerdinner5342]

"Who's a good boy?? Or, at least I think you're a boy.." **Non-binary panic**

[@Princess_Yumi_Chan]

Bro her/him panic

[@savi4580]

*also panics in non-binary*

[@Atheist6666]

*panics in Non-binary* ASJSKDAIEKF

[@_kasperlino_772]

"Your firsts belong to me" Me thinking about all the Todoroki, Bakugou, Dabi Asmr i listened to before.. Me: "I need holy water- N O! Holy water isnt enough. I NEED TO GET RID OF MY BRAIN! Wait. I don't have a brain... Ok, i'll keep listening" Wtf did I write😂

[@YagamiYato]

Somehow you write how I think XD

[@_kasperlino_772]

@@YagamiYato XD

[@beetlethatsme2838]

I'd like to call this poetry

[@emmalopez3129]

girl, you wrote the holy grail.

[@_kasperlino_772]

@@emmalopez3129 😂😂😂

[@oviumn]

Me: Sadly deletes Obey Me! KZbin recommendations: This. Me: You did this. For what

[@litzyantero5274]

uwuthief ikr 😭😭😭 my mom was gonna check my phone but then she didn’t and I don’t have the energy to redownload it

[@oviumn]

@@litzyantero5274 👊🏽😔rip my guy I just knew I was never gonna finish it

[@paytonobrien841]

i played obey me for a day, knew i wasn’t gonna finish it, deleted. still love them all tho LOL

[@L0S3RLUVR]

*HOw ARE YOU DOING TODAY JASMINE-*

[@koifish6912]

uwuthief cuz why not?

[@mik.mak.]

“why can you obey me already?!” Me:The pact.

[@4RCH1V1ST]

Denki Kaminari YES THE PACT!!

[@shototodoroki2390]

oh denki? What are you doing here?

[@kiyokoshimizu2439]

👏

[@ChloeAllDay]

Denki don't tell my dad I was here and I won't tell him that you were here

[@ChloeAllDay]

@@shototodoroki2390 TODOROKI

[@bathroomfloormat9860]

I don't know how I can fall for everybody in this game so easily 😃

[@iyaridavis3371]

You got your third subscriber.

[@00starr_]

Marry me-

[@aikomatsui120]

O////O

[@jadedragongirl4008]

MAMMON!!

[@kodiii4967]

mammon is a narsiccist *confirmed*

[@sulesslost357]

No one: Not a single soul: Lucifer: MAMMMON!

[@crystaldrake7505]

No one: Not a single soul: Endeavor: SHOTO

[@rebajeanmolintas464]

No one: Not even a single soul: Not even the anime protagonists: Lucifer: DIAVOLO!!!!

[@lumiwoomy]

†TheLostChild † No one: Not a single soul: Belphie: HUMAAANNN

[@sulesslost357]

@@lumiwoomy lol No one: Not even Lucifer: Leviathan: RURI-CHAN!

[@catoline2503]

No one: Not a single soul: Not even lucifer: Asmo: Is it my turn?

[@bunbun9580]

Does Mammon know how badly I want to hold his mf hand

[@calystameier1119]

Me at every event at this point

[@icetheicecube3671]

ikr

[@midnighth5344]

Just imagine how warm his hand be thought

[@isabell9833]

I wish I was with you on that I am with you and that God how I images just imagine holding his hand and him never let him go yayyyy 😂😂😂😂😊😊😊❤❤❤❤❤😳😳😳😳😳

[@ShiroSato]

Mammon: Don't touch anything Me: *markeplier mode activate * I'm gonna touch everything! AHHH TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH

[@ShiroSato]

@Leah Schumacher you could text me on Instagram and I give you my number (zerothequeer)

[@oo-k8006]

Oh no. *I better hide Goldie.*

[@ShiroSato]

@@oo-k8006 EVERYTHING!

[@ImazuKyoko]

TOUCHY TOUCHIES

[@ShiroSato]

@@twistedkaijutale I see what you did there xd

[@kaleidosode]

Mammon: "You're clearly not into men." Me, a lesbian, exclusively attracted to 2D men: well yes, but actually-

[@nevowo5838]

"everything you own is already mine" WhAt AbOuT mY OrGaNs?!

[@togahimiko5169]

He won't take em, but i doubt he'd have a problem rearranging them tho

[@midnightwolf5803]

He is gonna sell them for Grimm.

[@midnightwolf5803]

Queen Lydia ikr

[@Alymoore0919]

Toga Himiko OOF-

[@bathroomfloormat9860]

Yeah even those 😻

[@ranboowithnobrim3948]

Mammon: “GREEDH HUMAN!” Me: “Actually-“ *hugs him, secretly grabbing his ‘coin purse’* “Yes.”

[@rachaelcarlson6949]

Why do I know what you mean

[@marru2776]

Lmfao

[@eveliinajansson9719]

HOLY CRAP! DO NOT DO THIS. MY HEART JUST E

[@sadsyndrome9203]

BAHSHHSDBNVSH SAME

[@yasmin4life]

Why did I take that in the wrong way at first 😂

[@pickled-ghoul]

I threw a wish in the well Don't ask me I'll never tell I looked at you as it fell And now you're in my way I'd trade my soul for a wish Pennies and dimes for a kiss I wasn't looking for this But now you're in my way. Your stare was holding Ripped jeans, skin was showin' Hot night, wind was blowin' Where you think you're going baby? Hey, I just met you and this is crazy But here's my number, so call me maybe It's hard to look right at you baby But here's my number, so call me maybe Hey I just met you and this is crazy But here's my number, so call me maybe And all the other boys try to chase me But here's my number, so call me maybe. You took your time with the call I took no time with the fall You gave me nothing at all But still you're in my way I beg and borrow and steal At first sight and it's real I didn't know I would feel it But it's in my way. Your stare was holding Ripped jeans, skin was showin' Hot night, wind was blowin' Where you think you're going baby? Hey, I just met you and this is crazy But here's my number, so call me maybe It's hard to look right at you baby But here's my number, so call me maybe Hey I just met you and this is crazy But here's my number, so call me maybe And all the other boys try to chase me But here's my number, so call me maybe. Before you came into my life I missed you so bad I missed you so bad I missed you so so bad Before you came into my life I missed you so bad And you should know that I missed you so so bad. It's hard to look right at you baby But here's my number, so call me maybe Hey, I just met you and this is crazy But here's my number, so call me maybe And all the other boys try to chase me But here's my number, so call me maybe Before you came into my life I missed you so bad I missed you so bad I missed you so so bad Before you came into my life I missed you so bad And you should know that So call me maybe

[@cupidream9702]

LMFAOOOO

[@cupidream9702]

that song slaps tho

[@oifelix8772]

(Imagine a dying rat, goat,sheep and cat) sO cAlL mE mAyBe~~~

[@dinahmagbulos940]

...

[@woah_fiesta]

Can you feel it? Now it's coming back we can steal it If we bridge this gap I can see you Through the curtains of the waterfall When I lost it Yeah you held my hand But I tossed it Didn't understand You were waiting As I dove into the waterfall So say Geronimo! Say Geronimo! Say Geronimo! Say Geronimo! Say Geronimo! Say Geronimo! Say Geronimo! Can you feel my love? Bombs away Bombs away Bombs away Can you feel (my love, my love, my love, my love, my love) my love? Bombs away Bombs away Bombs away Say Geronimo! Well we rushed it Moving away too fast That we crushed it But it's in the past We can make this leap Through the curtains of the waterfall So say Geronimo! Say Geronimo! Say Geronimo! Say Geronimo! Say Geronimo! Say Geronimo! Say Geronimo! Can you feel (my love, my love, my love, my love, my love) my love? Bombs away Bombs away Bombs away Can you feel (my love, my love, my love, my love, my love) my love? Bombs away Bombs away Bombs away Well I'm just a boy With a broken toy All lost and coy (At the curtains of the waterfall) So it's here I stand As a broken man But I've found my friend At the curtains of the waterfall Now I'm falling down Through the crashing sound And you've come around At the curtains of the waterfall And you rushed to me And it sets us free So I fall to my knees (At the curtains of the waterfall) So say Geronimo! Say Geronimo! Say Geronimo! Say Geronimo! Say Geronimo! Say Geronimo! Say Geronimo! Say Geronimo! Say Geronimo! Say Geronimo! Say Geronimo! Say Geronimo! Bombs away Bombs away Bombs away (Say Geronimo!) Say Geronimo! Make this leap Make this leap Make this leap Make this leap Can you feel my love?

[@mirage2273]

“You slapping me makes me want you more.” 𝑇𝐻𝐸𝑁 𝐼𝑀 𝑁𝑂𝑇 𝑆𝐿𝐴𝑃𝑃𝐼𝑁𝐺 𝑌𝑂𝑈 𝐴𝑁𝑌𝑀𝑂𝑅𝐸 𝑀𝐴𝑀𝑀𝑂𝑁.

[@ローザr]

MAMMON IS THOSE TYPE OF BOYS WHO WOULD WANNA BE STEPPED ON GNKDNVF

[@shimakuyo]

Time stamp?

[@terrencekamisato3854]

Nope nope nope nope nope × 50

[@Punk.Tacticz]

*flashbacks of tiktok* HAAAAAAA NO I LOVE LUCIFER

[@babytruely]

He’s a masochist what do you expect 😭

[@oo-k8006]

*Yagami, you’ve got to stop doing this to me.* *For my sake, please. My heart might actually explode.*

[@buxby]

Aahh Mammon you child you don't know what there is in this horny fandom

[@CrysInGae]

@@buxby I thought he was "smart"

[@oo-k8006]

Denki Kaminari You can’t talk, Denki.

[@CrysInGae]

Mammon The Great I really can't... but I don't steal people money and *firsts* then brag about it, yes I'm calling you out... greedy boi

[@oo-k8006]

Denki Kaminari Bad Pikachu-

[@Kylieclark_3]

YOUR FIRST BELONGS TO ME! *cue the Taylor swift song*

[@valreign]

How could you do that-

[@random_otaku28schannel35]

beautiful

[@hehelol222]

Todoroni

[@officialasianmidget3446]

I swear I saw u on Wattpad before, I’m sorry-

[@miyukixxnikki7959]

Can I eat u pasta lord 😏🤭

[@putt4na]

0:43 Mammon:Hey. HEY. No ignoring me Me who was scrolling the comments: I- HOW DO U- AHHHH

[@gumibear8004]

Mammon: you should just obey me already Me: he said it he said the thing edit: im livid that this brain spasm of a comment is the most likes ill ever have on anything ever 🥲

[@bellaravila5669]

SING THE INTRO WITH ME OH BABY OBEY ME

[@t4s.xy0]

I heard Peter Griffin say that

[@mikasaackerman9100]

Hello

[@___-eh6sx]

The only person I think about when someone says that is dean winchester 💀

[@___-eh6sx]

“He said it, He said the thing” is what I mean

[@Ace-qd6sc]

Him:why can’t you just obey me Me:because you entered a bond with me which means you listen to me not the other way around

[@droplet4792]

the turns have tabled 0-0

[@tideio]

Droplet well well well how the turn tables

[@kods5456]

I read this comment just as he said it... coincidence I think N O T

[@artemis754]

I love the original comment just as much as the replies.

[@thepotato9453]

UNO reverse card

[@smolpotato449]

Didn't know Mammon's vocabulary was big enough to know "ImBEcILe"

[@imfollowinganiceperson4280]

[Every brother liked this]

[@aikomatsui120]

[Lucifer especially liked this]

[@jadedragongirl4008]

Oof, that's a mood.

[@Illegallychloe]

Barbatos has commented 😎

[@shelbyallen1958]

@@Illegallychloe 🐀

[@meadowlaine]

"That slap of yours isn't a joke though" Me: *squaring up with my phone* >:) you know it bop bop

[@pTaterTot]

X3

[@myciex2383]

LMAOO

[@_https_rx]

him: understood, you must clearly be not into men _honey, i'm pan_

[@_toby.jpg_]

Frying pans u n i t e

[@jadenmoo6964]

We’re exclusively attracted to pans

[@sam.everthorn4523]

Exactly

[@user-rr6gk8gp9e]

exactly, you're attracted to anime pans and pots

[@EntrailBeetle]

Same-

[@aether4349]

“you clearly aren’t into men” *shivers in lesbian*

[@vampywrin]

* Panics in Pansexual *

[@legally_stupid7006]

*in confusion not knowing sexuality* TwT

[@squishyreddie3177]

*snickers in bisexual*

[@rancidvibes5240]

As a fellow lesbian (yagami yato voices/2d men are my exception) I would like this comment however, it seems like you have 69 likes. I wont spoil such a holy thing.

[@EclipseTheJestette]

@@vampywrin I feel this, it is a pansexual panic.

[@kawaiiartsstuffowo8999]

Mammon: Don't touch anything. If you're gonna touch anything, touch me Me: **melts😍**

[@ElleeDraws]

Touch But not poke. Mammon doesn't like poking.

[@kitsuneguts2135]

this is the second time asking someone for a time stamp, now give me the time stamp >:3

[@bellaravila5669]

Mammon:dont touch anything. If you're gonna touch anything,touch me Meh:👁👄👁 i just touched my dog-

[@kawaiiartsstuffowo8999]

@@bellaravila5669 XD

[@bellaravila5669]

@@kawaiiartsstuffowo8999 ikr i was like to late boi i just touched something and it was meh doggo i ain't touchin u bOi

[@sage1463]

Mammon: "you're looking at the most perfect man..." Asmo: *"...so you have chosen death"*

[@chu3353]

*Remember.*

[@laurwance0768]

mammon: why won’t you just obey me already? me: I... u h m. i don’t think you understand the concept here buster-

[@neons.hairclip]

LMAO

[@giboi03]

OBEY MEEE OBEY MEEEEE NANA NA NANANA ORESHIIIII~ *Asmo singing noises*

[@antjesus101]

@@giboi03 Saa chikai wo tateyou~

[@antjesus101]

@@giboi03 (Oh and I almost forgot. When you first though that Ayme sang "Obey Me" the first time but it was actually "Oh baby!" XDD)

[@giboi03]

@@antjesus101 NEVERMIND THE JAPANESE, JUST KEEP SINGING-

[@atsumumiya9500]

I was a girl in the village doing alright then I became a demons slave overnight 😌 now I’ve gotta figure out how to do it right 😏

[@booshiggy]

👁👄👁

[@Parker_Lot]

UP IN THE L. HOUSE WITH MY BRAND NEW HUBBI

[@ConnorDrawss]

...is this from Sofia the first? LMAOOOOO I CANT-

[@user-kg4cu7bt7w]

...💀

[@cheriquel9961]

“...SO MUCH TO LEARN AND SEE”

[@someoneverysmall1325]

Me: Okay sophia, try to imagine him in his underwear *sees Mammon in his underwear* Me: OH NO HES *HOT*

[@XOKay-thestripedone]

I'm sorry but I-I-I............u know wot I'm leaving ovo"

[@ashsmelody3890]

Me still innocent Yagami: *I’m about to ruin this whole woman’s career*

[@s_phiaro]

yeah- my ears lost its v-card

[@animepotato1810]

Me who's a man Guess imma women now

[@vickyluttmers5697]

mammon: “my coin purse” me: *snickers* mammon: “why are you laughing ??” me: *snaps my head back to the screen with wide eyes*

[@tamakiamajiki1140]

THE 4TH WALL IS BROKEN!!!!!!! He can hear us.....!!!!

[@ThatOneWholesomBoi]

😂😂😂

[@applebeesmanager2364]

i did that when he was like “ what’s ur name? hey- HEY no ignoring me “ 😭

[@leahsheppard1100]

MaGiC lol

[@yukikanji2368]

Wait a dam minute- 😃

[@prettyfish6747]

Me: clicks the video expecting him to become blushy and ask for money. Him: *ILL KISS YOU-* Me: *oH-*

[@droplet4792]

tfw the tsundere s n a p s

[@prettyfish6747]

Droplet yes xD

[@alphatrep6726]

😂lmao

[@pew269]

I swear i have seen you somewhere

[@prettyfish6747]

B r a t z B a b e perhaps 🤭

[@mistermiimoo6750]

when you live with a christian family and get excited over a demon 18+ asmr

[@jc-wt3bc]

felt this on a personal level

[@sennavandekoppel7195]

HAHA SAME Im so afraid they walk into my room like hflfhdsjkuihfsdkjfhjk

[@lillianfullen3740]

Bish same my mom walked in and I threw my phone across the room

[@Deana_21]

Hahaha yeah *slowly walks away and then runs*

[@meangirlsenthusiast]

that's a mood.

[@miloqrx]

Mammon: “Why don’t you just obey me already” Me: *starts singing obey me theme song* 😻

[@c0rrupteds0ul2]

Its my party is such a bop

[@user-rr6gk8gp9e]

Mammon: "You wanna waste more time?" **ad pops up** Me: Why you gotta be like that

[@karolinajaramillo9487]

Me: **accidentally clicking minute **31:19**** Mammon: Mmmm you like that Me: OH SHI- **immediately tries to get it back to where it was** Edit: HOLY SHIT GUYS 1k LIKES?!??? Thank you sooooo muchhh😭😭 how the fck did this happen?!?!

[@ari.s626]

That’s the best part tho😳

[@oo-k8006]

**wheezes in Wait that’s me**

[@hyreaf.8061]

WHAT I DID... I HEAR NOISES

[@amajikifactory1469]

@@oo-k8006 Oh my gosh it's a demon **says in kim kardashian voice**

[@oo-k8006]

LittleRingo Fight me.

[@blacksheep5105]

Mammon: you sure you into guys Me: *sips tea and wheezes in bisexual with my mostly male crushes*

[@sparklegirl0766]

iamamessiknow Kiwipedia LMAOO SAME

[@scarletglimmer7861]

Lol me

[@grisbel7836]

LMAO ME

[@starsnatcher4659]

ME THOUGH

[@envyabyzou]

Relatable

[@Movhicoffvee]

This is what the devs didn't want us fans to know

[@gabbsando]

me: my bias probably won’t get picked yagami yato: *a mammon-* me: *HOLY-*

[@cheshthegreat3323]

Why is this relatable-

[@juuvashi]

well mammon is the most popular character lolol~~ my fav is satan but if u don't love mammon have you even played obey me

[@sketchyqueen4023]

Sammee

[@minyoonara]

This is really relatable I can’t-

[@psychotickitten4380]

*cries in levi*

[@arukasunnaki8290]

18:47 Okay, wrong. That would be Beelzebub. I love Mammon, but he's a masochistic bunny, while Beel is my hungry gentle giant.

[@krishanapatterson5252]

HE BEST HUNGRY BOY

[@Lxuminee]

Beel is a hungry gentle pure giant. Beel is literally too pure

[@minsugabtsarmy8220]

Bro when I heard that I was like “well I wanna make Beel full 👀👉👈”

[@Atheist6666]

Beel is just a big wholesome bean!! He's too pure and adorable!!

[@ellybell525]

Me LET ME IN KZbin: no stream Me: LET ME IIIIINNNNNN

[@crybaby-gx4xs]

Eijiro Kirishima exactly

[@waterhydra]

Eijiro Kirishima I had the same thing!

[@bugzz3945]

Same ;w;

[@davidvazquez306]

*E X A C T L Y*

[@izukumidoriya3098]

Mhmm

[@ferny198]

Mammon: "Or I might just give you a kiss;)" Me: PUCKER UP BUTTERCUP-

[@Atheist6666]

Bro same

[@isabell9833]

HA I wish 🥲🥲🥲💵

[@fmyartgallery]

“why don’t you just *OBEY ME* already?” *OBEY ME INTRO STARTS PLAYING*

[@sjmona]

OH BABY OBEY ME-

[@oo-k8006]

Oh Diavolo. *SOUND THE ALARMS.*

[@fmyartgallery]

Mammon The Great MAMMON WHY ARE YOU HERE? LUCIFER WAS TRYING TO FIND YOU

[@kayleelomas5598]

M.C. : Guys guess what! Lucifer: your ready to marry me?! Mammon: you won the lottery?! Simeon: your ready tp accept our lord and savoir Jesus Christ?! Luke: your ready to admit that those meanie demons arent worth your time?! Beel: you got me food!? Satan: your getting a pet?! Levi: your secretly an otaku?! Asmo: you finally lost your v-card!? Barbatos holding a report card: your all about to get really dissapointed

[@bellaravila5669]

The demon brothers: NaNi

[@icky_pup]

Asmoooooo!

[@bellaravila5669]

@@icky_pup NO DONT CALL ASMO HE WILL F*CK ANYTHING THAT MOVES

[@bellaravila5669]

@@yayay6262 belphie just in the attic just like:👁👄👁 They forgot me

[@bellaravila5669]

@@yayay6262 he is just cryin himself to sleep like always

[@excusemeee-.-o]

"You're definitely cocky, no pun intended there..." .... *Ya'll I-*

[@ElleeDraws]

Had to stop there for a minute

[@thatonewackytoof7393]

I thought that was great

[@annabanana2717]

Everytime she voices a character and says "Dont be cocky" I just go 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

[@justsomeweirdo5430]

*Dirty minded thoughts joined the chat*

[@kitsuneguts2135]

SKSKSKSKSKKSKDNRJEJRIEOWOSBD

[@meadowlaine]

I can never listen to these without imagining someone sitting in their room with a mic, clapping and kissing their hand 😂😂

[@saraegan8845]

IM SO GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE

[@LLLIIIIEEENNNNN]

OH WAHTAT AHAHAHAH 😭

[@elizabethjones3088]

Me: **reaches for water bottle to quench le thirst** This man: Hey. Dont touch that. Thats mine Me: 😐

[@haileycrenshaw8927]

Here have one of mine, 🍵

[@oo-k8006]

*Do not steal the holy water. That’s Luke’s. You’re gonna need it after this though.*

[@fakekermitthefrog3268]

@@oo-k8006 why are you here 0_0

[@oo-k8006]

Eric Hetfield *You will never know~*

[@fakekermitthefrog3268]

@@oo-k8006 is it because you love your self. 0w0

[@angrydoggi]

Someone: *robs mc* Mc talking to mammon: that was the first for me Mammon: *rolls up sleeves*

[@ventisbeloved7514]

LMFAOO 😹💀

[@alatusclarisse2799]

You.... Watch yaoi?

[@ventisbeloved7514]

*I'm in the bathroom* ùwù Y e s, in fact I do 👀 Do you have a problem 👺

[@alatusclarisse2799]

@@ventisbeloved7514 ....do you have any suggestions? 😅

[@ventisbeloved7514]

*I'm in the bathroom* ùwù Ahh, you came to the right person 😼 The classic -Love Stage - Loveless -Super Lovers -Betrayal Knows My Name -My very own Hero -Junjou Romantica Come back for more next time. 🙌

[@mekcii]

me: miss yagami is now doing obey me?! also me: 😳 *nosebleed*

[@breyyy-uh]

Mammon: What do you have that I don’t? Me: A sister

[@H4n4k0_s1mp]

You're wrong for that 💀

[@Sillystanleyx]

Thats crazyy

[@isabell9833]

Ayo NAHHHHH ☠️☠️☠️

[@momoyaoyorozu7961]

He really just pulled a “hahah, unless...??”

[@leone659]

Hey Ponytail. Didn't know you were into this shit. Aren't you like gay or something.

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaalien5390]

Ikr- oh wait hello me!

[@whydontduckswanttobemyfriends]

Hey Thotskui, how's Deku?

[@leone659]

@@whydontduckswanttobemyfriends Tch- why the fuck would I know how *Deku* is. Ask round face about him

[@whydontduckswanttobemyfriends]

@@leone659 🤣

[@_peachydreams_3941]

Mammon: "Somehow when you deny me so much, those slaps knock something into me" Me: Mammon, I'm pretty sure thats because your a masochist-

[@cheshthegreat3323]

Yep..... I used the whip of love on him..... And he liked it.......

[@oo-k8006]

*Stop kink shaming me.*

[@_peachydreams_3941]

@@oo-k8006 Don't worry, the "mammorons" (including myself lMaO) will always love you. 😌

[@karimahberry2126]

@Mammon The Great Kink shaming is my kink I’m sorry I had too the opportunity was there 😂

[@multi.ghoul-mp3]

@@oo-k8006 Oi, Shuddup! I'm a masochist too, anyway

[@sparkysparkyboomgal6868]

I love Mammon but sometimes I wish I could just grab him and say to his face: “You cute but you test me everyday BOI!! You know what’s funny, in spanish “mamón” means “snobbish/snooty” hahaha

[@imfollowinganiceperson4280]

True, and I L I V E for it

[@moshimosh2346]

LOL HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[@myaalvarado3096]

"You're definitely cocky. No pun intended there." HOW HAVE I NOT NOTICED BEFORE

[@yourecool8300]

Here me out, *jealous Lucifer* Someone may die but we’re worth it

[@kirstinelder8084]

Oh. My. God. YES

[@tenkomari2391]

Yes ples

[@sakaiscosplay]

Yes please

[@r._.l]

HAHAHAHA-

[@cami3616]

OMFG YES ABSOLUTELY YES.

[@Ajaxbeez]

THIS IS A DANGEROUS GAME YOU'RE PLAYING, GIVING ME BACK TO BACK CHARACTERS THAT I ADORE

[@euclace690]

MOOD

[@3bishypotato742]

Right

[@OrangeNoNukegara]

IS THAT JOSUKE IN YOUR PFP

[@Ajaxbeez]

@@OrangeNoNukegara Well it was B)

[@minyoonara]

I AGREE

[@saeyblethatch5269]

"Those slaps must've knocked some sense into me" YOU ARE A MASOCHIST AFTER ALL!!

[@Hercynem]

Me:in hell Mammon:daddy Family:disappointed Hotel : *trivago*

[@angelazrealxx]

d a d d y

[@ssistermarija]

d a d d y