"Two Bites, One Kiss.." Dragon Bakugou x Kirishima x Kitty Listener ASMR Spicy Spicy Ver

[@big4h3ad]

The fun stuff starts around here: 34:37 It will cost you a like...you little sinners :)

[@sarahelizabeth7077]

BobaTea hUH

[@Parker_Lot]

*Y'all are fast damn*

[@big4h3ad]

Sydney 1410 I am S P E E D

[@fallonm5691]

@@big4h3ad speed is key! 👍

[@lesscatranslations]

I’M a ViLLaN i cAn sTeAl Any DaY YeEt-

[@samijacamacho1237]

Me: is it wrong to kiss your homies?? Kiri: hell no Kiri: *kisses bakugou* Baku: WHAT THE HELL!!! Me: .........

[@null_tries_stuff]

Samija Camacho I do what I want therefore I can kiss the homies

[@samijacamacho1237]

@@null_tries_stuff ay I never said it was wrong tho 😏😏

[@null_tries_stuff]

Samija Camacho still wrong or not I can

[@chillixin]

**ass backwards logic continues**

[@mke-kuntwt6304]

😂😂

[@madisoncannon9363]

1:15 “Why don’t you make me big boy? Rraow~.” Me: *JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL-* *Edit: oml why does this have 4K likes I hate y’all*

[@apple.lemonn]

FlyingLemonCat HE CANT SAVE US NOW WERE TOO INTO IT AH-

[@appsa44]

😂😂

[@raytorosguacrecipe2522]

**heavy breathing**

[@icecreamkitty1237]

Lol when I read this is started laughing so much my family was considered

[@Abeb0y]

@@raytorosguacrecipe2522 I swear I see you in all of yatos comments

[@lilathmoonstone694]

baku- where do you think your touching me?! kiri- oh nothing just those fine glutes of yours~ me- *gasps* he touched the butt

[@lunamoonshine190]

hehehehehehe ,He touch the butt

[@Yanderewife]

I can't fucking breathe 😂

[@Uzi_Murderdrones]

**me laughing** He ToUcHeD dA pReCiOuS bUtT :0 😂😂😂

[@michaelafton_hot7655]

@@Yanderewife hey girl

[@elizabethsnyder2703]

⛵🐠

[@Lilacany]

This is the earliest I've ever been...... Kiri: f*cking meows like a cat Me: *dies*

[@Lilacany]

Leah Daugherty 1:17 😂

[@mercedezthompson6960]

Yes

[@justapuppy9121]

Kiri:meow Me:😵

[@fwip2336]

👁🕳👁

[@melmiop438]

@〃Izuku Midoriya〃 he do be kinda thick tho 😳👉🏼👈🏼

[@ani-shea]

This meme? Old Sleep? Vanished Purity? Gone Jesus? Disappointed Hotel? Trivago

[@hitoshishinso4493]

Jenkwills 1700 This comment? Wack

[@ani-shea]

@@hitoshishinso4493 This reply? Thanks you

[@Mimikyu_Ash]

Hey the "hotel, Trivago" will never get old here

[@Mimikyu_Ash]

@@julikqu doesn't die in this channel

[@justapuppy9121]

This word

[@arialaune5134]

Katsuki: DID YOU SLEEP WITH MY PARTNER?!?! Kiri: *OUR* partner Listener: **communism thame plays**

[@findingnemo8330]

OMG😂😂😂😂 im wheezing

[@Parker_Lot]

-my kitty- *OUR* kitty

[@jazzyforever2002]

Whennn???

[@L_LawlietLuvr]

I HONKED LIKE THE GOOSE FROM UNTITLED GOOSE GAME-

[@harrowingseer]

Hey, friendly correction pal here: Communism theme is Soviet Anthem

[@alien5552]

Bakugou: "Where are you TOUCHING ME?!" Kirishima: "nowhere hehe" Me: "hehe that's ✨g a y✨

[@bxtch2621]

Hehe I'm ✨pan✨

[@smartcam8095]

Hehe I’m ✨gay and in danger✨

[@yazzythecattyweirdo188]

✨ *casually gets a nose bleed* ✨

[@mommy2535]

Miss you mean ✨PAN✨

[@idkman1469]

the ✨I’ll tend to his blade✨

[@sarahelizabeth7077]

Bakugo: where do you think you’re touching me?! Me: stOP DonT ToUcH mE ThErE ThAt iS mY nO no SquAre

[@raytorosguacrecipe2522]

lmao

[@icecreamkitty1237]

Lamo

[@Niyaado]

Keeper. Boyz R. A. P. E. GeT yOur HanDs riGht Off oF Me

[@alanaantonsen5582]

You make me laugh

[@xx_txkyx7356]

Keeper. Boyz Between the profanity and this comment, the pure laughter I’m experiencing is just blissful😂😂

[@hypernova9372]

Honestly... Being owned by two hot dragon boys ain’t that bad- It’s kinda hot- 😳 Edit: how did I get so many likes-

[@T4llHum4n]

Did... did you just..? Was that pun intended?

[@findingnemo8330]

@@T4llHum4n ooh yeaaaahhhh 😂😂 they just PUNNED!😎😂

[@brookiekookie2.092]

@Tristen VA very punny what you did there

[@hypernova9372]

The pun wasn’t intended 😂

[@mochibi3493]

You’re kinda hot. 😘

[@luvvinmya7229]

me : *hears grunting as soon as i click* me : “wait a minute, they already-“ kiri : “cAughT mE wOrkiNg oUt hUh??” me : “👁👄👁”

[@tired8150]

Lol same

[@raytorosguacrecipe2522]

**exhales sharply**

[@libbybird5453]

Me: 👁-👁💧

[@Parker_Lot]

Everyone's brain : _uh oh_ *s t i n k y*

[@Ghost____-]

ʘ‿ʘ

[@ayaka_love-ie9vn]

Bakugo: “You like to get bit don’t you?*Bites* I’ll leave my mark so no one dares to try and take you away” Also Bakugo: U-Uhem I mean- It’s not like I wanna keep you! Your just a damn consort! N-N-Nothing else! Me: NO NO you can’t do that! You can’t change what you just said!

[@morgankilic2798]

🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😳🤣😂🤣

[@-deadPoet.]

*T s u n d e r e D e t e c t e d*

[@naomicooper9027]

Then Kirishima be like: 😘😏 Love ya boo You too pebble 😘

[@rebeccameiklejohn9357]

@@-deadPoet. yes

[@blue_jayVA]

THE FACT I WAS READING THIS WHILE HE WAS SAYING IT!!!! 😂✨✋😭

[@TacobellsDiavolosauce]

"they're ours" *A COMMUNIST*

[@spice4146]

**communism intensifies**

[@darcy72738]

*communism theme plays in background*

[@Parker_Lot]

-my kitty- *_OUR_** KITTY*

[@SaltedStardust]

We're all ready to accept *communism*

[@QueenofWaifus]

I see I found my comrades UwU

[@eggyolk7303]

Me, not paying attention to the video and reading comments: "DID YOU SLEEP WITH MY PARTNER?!" "OUR PARTNER!" Me: wow didn't know it did that

[@gabrielasilva3561]

When did this happen? I literally listened to this audio three times and I didn't hear it

[@man_wth1611]

LMFAOAOAOAO

[@Parker_Lot]

☭ OUR partner☭

[@lemontburgesses4125]

Lol I do that because I get excited every time so I read

[@laylabolayog537]

Communist

[@whyamime7737]

Bakugo: Scared of cat scratches Listener: "You are literally biting each other"

[@Butterfly.Love1616]

Fr 👁👄👁

[@compassmeby7255]

Why did I immediately say *nibble nibble~* when I read this?

[@whyamime7737]

@@compassmeby7255 😳🤭😏

[@Amortentia.Ambrosia]

because ....... cats scratches hurt, hes probably used to dragon bites plus its his own kind

[@noemiarias7738]

Exactly

[@Lucy-rm5yp]

Kiri:you think you can stop me? Me:yes one kick- Kiri:why don’t you try Me:in the balls

[@dabi-female-5232]

Pfft- YeUPErs 😀

[@angelicahope4644]

💅😂 yes very easy

[@summer_s784]

💀😂😂

[@LM-kh1uc]

Yes easy 😌

[@MariaToscano-f1p]

Nah I won't hesitate 😂😂😂

[@gabrielasilva3561]

Kiribaku: **fighting for listener** Female listener: no need to fight, I have two holes for a reason. Sorry. Edit: before you comment "we/they have mouths too" yeah, we also have hands, feet, some have big enough boobs, butt cheeks, thighs... I was talking about the ones that are sexually pleasurable/not uncomfortable as hell, but most importantly... It was a joke.

[@darkdestroyerknight7712]

You mean heaven and hell

[@erefy7651]

Gabriela Silva IM SOBBINGDKDHD;;; HAHAHDKDB

[@izukumidoriya1476]

Yes 😂

[@moonsystem2041]

I- I have no words for this comment

[@-blahkg8458]

dont dudes?

[@dedpotatoes8259]

The listener always asking if their cute lowkey gives off "I don't like my body so I need confirmation" which- . . . *m o o d*

[@ashhellfire8656]

*Honestly, same bro..*

[@dedpotatoes8259]

@@ashhellfire8656 it really do be like that 😔

[@ashhellfire8656]

@@dedpotatoes8259 *That it do, my dude* 😔

[@lesscatranslations]

Mood-

[@cadenforbes6177]

yup same...

[@andromedafrost8407]

Kiri : _moans_ Me : *_chokes on milk and cookies_*

[@IzukuMidoriya-fj2cz]

I want some milk and cookies pweassssssss 😯😊

[@solomonmarshall7851]

I prefer soba, cold soba

[@pinkdinosuarnmallowfluff3917]

Isn't someone going in the naughty list next chisrtmas...........👌💯👏

[@solomonmarshall7851]

Dont worry I'll make sure my old man gets nothing but coal this Christmas

[@britishunholyscreechingnis5837]

*Chokes on air*

[@graveyardmonarch1629]

Kirishima: You're mine, cute little pebble. Bakugou: You'll be mine forever, consort. Me: Oh no they're both possessive. I'm in *danger.*

[@xxstarlightmayhemxx8219]

Heh We're in danger :'D

[@cel_heartsizuru]

@@xxstarlightmayhemxx8219 We all in danger ;p

[@Thou_Greetings]

*haha* we’re in *danger*

[@wolfegitewolfqueen7929]

Somebody saveeeeeeeee me

[@Toga-himiko2980]

The classic meme

[@izukumidoryia2734]

Kiri: "my consort, not the consort of the king, that'd be illegal." Me: EVERYTHING IN THIS WORLD IS ILLEGAL!!!

[@roryfoxva6996]

Izuku- Huh?

[@isabeauwolf562]

True, but you gotta admit we'd all love to live there.

[@spadeghostwriter72]

Midoriya? Why’re you here? Does Bakugou or Kirishima or Todoroki know you’re here?

[@izukumidoryia2734]

@@spadeghostwriter72 nosir don't tell them either plzzz!!!

[@xx_txkyx7356]

Izuku midoryia *hey, that’s illegal*

[@KXRKY]

Me: **remembers Bakugou is allergic to us** Bakugou: I’m in danger

[@libbybird5453]

👁🕳👁

[@Parker_Lot]

*chuckles*

[@dollee13]

Hehe

[@justapuppy9121]

DEATH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@PawWolf]

He allergic to sea food then 😂😂

[@radioactivesinz6499]

“Where are yo touching me” Me:*automatically things Of mully* No No DoNt ToUcH mE ThErE ThIs Is mY No No SqUaRe

[@boomtroomroomyaya]

Mully fan 😃

[@radioactivesinz6499]

rusty bucket same lol 😂

[@ohsangwoo667]

@@radioactivesinz6499 YOU TOO?!

[@radioactivesinz6499]

Lol 😂

[@ArJHill]

Hahahah, Lol

[@jazzytan2419]

“WE DONT TALK ABOUT THE COW... ᶦ ᵐᶦˢˢ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵒʷ”

[@imaddictedtorobloxandidkwh6113]

lmhoooooooo

[@tia4146]

* tiktok wheezing laugh *

[@SluggishSnailGoblin]

WHEN

[@Gacha_Girl2008]

Poor Bakugou misses his cow~!

[@being_clairvoiant_is_unique]

Poor moo moo 👁️👄👁️

[@helloleonhere]

WHEN KIRI SAID “I’ll tend to his....’blade’ “ I DID THIS WEIRD ASS LONG WHEEZE

[@saraguinness9077]

Same

[@hahawedobeshy336]

I’m dying 💀🖐

[@V3nusflyTrap]

Same xD

[@minaashido9714]

Didn’t we all? Lmao

[@midnightskys2341]

Boruto’s Dad OMG SAME

[@senpai-mami1938]

Kiri: Here kitty kitty Me: *unholy screech cuz pet names get me goin*

[@xxshadowmoonxx2608]

Im a kitty NHA BISH IM A ALPHA

[@Sweetpetuniaz]

@@xxshadowmoonxx2608 I'm an idiot not an animal 👁👄👁

[@veronicagipson9959]

Mew

[@oyaweeb7335]

Why the fu*k was the first thing I thought of was the here kitty kitty song that joe exotic made....

[@bisexual_disaster5223]

Come here kitty kitty look so pretty pretty

[@noahhhhhhnoodle]

Bakugou: " where do you think you're touching me?! " Kiri: "No where just the fine glouts of yours" Me: " he touched the butt! "

[@_cupid]

**inhales** HE TOUCH THE BUTT

[@rorylol13uwu40]

*Le gasp*

[@krystalgallagher8756]

* LE GASP* HE TOUCHED THE BUTT

[@DarkHemlock]

LOOK AT ME I'M GONNA TOUCH THE BUTT!!! *AChoo*

[@richardridenour2036]

bruh in all honesty I want to hear krire say give me that butt over and over again

[@jiwwoong]

This meme?gone My innocence?Gone Jesus?disappointed Satan?kicked me out of hell Hotel?trivago

[@thenorthway3467]

The ammount of times I’ve seen this comment But every time I’m like Y E S

[@alanamclean2124]

I hate when Satan kicks me out of hell. I know he wants me 🤭

[@vertigo_532]

@@alanamclean2124 ikrr

[@alanamclean2124]

@@vertigo_532 Like he just needs to stop playing hard to get! ✋🏼

[@vertigo_532]

@@alanamclean2124 bruh I know righttt, when he gives in we r gonna throw a party

[@n1ghtshqde559]

Kirishima : "you'll have to become one of us" Me : "ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US"

[@venti12357]

Ay why are you listening your own ASMR?? And where is Kiri?

[@kylegqrrick]

Oop

[@kylegqrrick]

@@venti12357 where's Sebastian

[@venti12357]

@@kylegqrrick I was wondering the same thing. Where is he? SEBASTIAN!!!!!!

[@RenTheGachaFox]

@@venti12357 Ciel how about don't watch this and have Sebastian take you some where new

[@acetherabbit3267]

Kiri: "You handle kissing our king, *I'll tend to his blade (;* " Me: *Chokes on air*

[@Riki_Dough]

Nice pfp lmao

[@MlSAAAA]

😏

[@Riki_Dough]

@@MlSAAAA hey bakubro... Ur listening to this also...

[@MlSAAAA]

@@Riki_Dough I-

[@sikvanaalvira]

Me:* wheezes*

[@sarawhitten4471]

this meme? old sleep? non existant innocence? gone jesus? dissapointed hotel? trivago

[@sallypoole4367]

God? Disappointed Gates to hell? Shut solid to keep me out My dad? Still Hasn’t come back from the store yet Life has Disappeared from the chat Emotions? Dead Me? Fuckin lonely 😔

[@bestnugget5030]

Sailor Moon? KICK

[@bestnugget5030]

Sailor Moon? KICK

[@Celeste-o8c]

Delivery? no Digiorno

[@sallypoole4367]

@Tavarianna Marks yay I’m still alone... •0•

[@mal.3449]

“Bakugo and Kiri turn into dragons and have deep voices” Me:aw shi here we go again

[@Voxxie-Poxxie]

Thought the same thing my guy 😂

[@zilithbasham1683]

Speed is king. Edit: JeSUs! When Kirishima did the dragon voice, it freaked me out. I was like "WhO? Da Faq is THAT!?"

[@findingnemo8330]

😂😂😂u ain't the only one

[@uhhplsignoretheusername]

wait wait when was this?????

[@andog8381]

I freaked out so hard

[@__sam__196]

Um-- time stamp?? 😶

[@lucilledraud-grosjean269]

Me to bro...me to 😅

[@kasukibakugo3050]

*Kiri groaning in the first few second* Me: well I didn’t know it did that

[@tobiasvantas9833]

What are you.. a narcissist? Watching your own asmr?

[@crochet_and_stuff3810]

*BAKUHOE THOTSUKI*

[@eijirokirishima1814]

I meannnnn-👀

[@null_tries_stuff]

Kasuki Bakugo well now you do

[@Soullie231]

Why are you here kacchan

[@ಥ_ಥ-ಖ5ಖ]

Bakugou: *mourns over a cow* Me: PRAY THEE COWIE

[@YagamiYato]

Moo moo was a good cow..

[@TT-mm3mq]

I'm at that part and laughed so hard lol moo moo was a good cow lol

[@Parker_Lot]

F

[@denisevillanueva1441]

The cow didn't do anything bad

[@4RCH1V1ST]

the cow is in a good place in heaven where he should be. cows in hell don’t last for even 2 hours. ú-ù

[@camilaramos1569]

25:24 Bakugou: " I might as well put you 2 in quarantine!!" Me: " Ha we already are!!😎😎

[@Riri-Star38]

We’ve been in quarantine for almost a year there’s no need for that😎

[@sophiasippert3583]

Yup don't need to put us where we already are

[@avxry5752]

Hehehe

[@mommy2535]

Tycvyftcvvvytf I’m died😂😂😂😂😂

[@yulynneravon5366]

Me yelling at my fridge: Stop humming it's homophobic Yato: *Posts part two* Me: You win this round fridge

[@Arrow-The-Druid]

Terminator:ILL BE BACK!

[@parkerpeter8936]

when something goes wrong, immediately " that's homophobic " lol

[@gypsies.zetzip]

T H A T F R I D G E -

[@Arrow-The-Druid]

@@gypsies.zetzip REEEEEEEE

[@lillianaden943]

I yell at my sink

[@rapmonxtally1830]

**sees Bakugou** Ahhhh **sees Kirishima and Bakugou** AHHH **sees kitty listener** *AHHHHHHHHHH*

[@imthemothking]

xD

[@onepunchman1245]

Lol XD

[@hewoimshort349]

Omg why is that me right now

[@lilrandoms9624]

Exactly

[@luckyeight4148]

ahh Ahh AHHHHHHHH ⚫👅⚫

[@xyara_ackerman]

38:57 Kirishima: "Ups" Me: "Auch my ovaries exploded"

[@aizawaskitten420]

*throws a like* paying for my sins...thank you 🖤

[@null_tries_stuff]

That is not what I was going for but oki

[@xyara_ackerman]

@@null_tries_stuff It was so cute and lewd 😍

[@youdeepslabazadnal8530]

@@xyara_ackerman chill down with the lewd...

[@kaicreates560]

My brain is barely handling up to 2:11

[@compassmeby7255]

Bakubitch: Izuku Midoriya, in the flesh- Kiri: Here comes the cootie squad! We should- Bakuboi: SHUT UP KIRI! Daddy shark: Sorry king! lIsTeNeR: Look who's with him, oh my god! *Dang, dang, diggety dang-a-dang! Dang, dang, diggety dang-a-dang!* And that's what my brain thought of, you're welcome.

[@justine8573]

Thank you then

[@avxry5752]

thx

[@izukumidoriya12]

XDDDD

[@Voxxie-Poxxie]

Pft

[@blasty7909]

Bakugo: " I'll be as gentle as I can, so please, trust me." Not even two seconds later: *_S H I T_*

[@alex-sx3fs]

*cough cough*

[@cianaig6795]

Man even I don’t trust him and I’m him

[@Undug]

@@cianaig6795 hi Bakugou

[@batdvr]

Aw shit,bakugo bakugo, female bakugo, Kirishima.

[@nooreisa7175]

Hahaaaaa

[@marisuzuki1567]

So I looked up what a consort was ..... Consort:noun /ˈkänsôrt/ a wife, husband, or companion, in particular the spouse of a reigning monarch So technically they’re calling us their spouse in this audio-

[@Little_Rosez]

Thank u cuz I have an IQ of lower than a peanut so I was like ŌvŌ the WHOOOOOOLE tiME

[@johnscott798]

@@Little_Rosez fact I'm dumber than a box of rocks

[@Uzi_Murderdrones]

@@faith-oz5dq hi Suga **mind:crap crap crap crap** 😓😓😓 hOw ArE yOu

[@duke_of_rats7416]

I searched it up and then was like awww the I looked at the images and I got scared

[@Uzi_Murderdrones]

@KAITLYN MORRISON they did '-' *HMMMMMMM. Das suspicious....das weird '-'*

[@42spideys]

The new tittle: *Two nom noms one smooch..*

[@CloudxdEclipse]

This made me laugh thank you

[@hisokaswetcard1895]

This is art

[@KyLeaff]

And I thought kachan was mature

[@totallynotparker.3579]

And here we thought...him was a big "Boom Boom Man." *BOI WERE WE WRONG*

[@KyLeaff]

Hi I'm Nobody yes.

[@rockeater5630]

Bakugo: “I’m the King!” Me: “What about Kageyama? 😂”

[@alanamclean2124]

Kageyama: I don't like being called that Me:....king

[@Riri-Star38]

Periodt 💅✨✨

[@kyosakifan]

What about Kokichi?

[@FlintNStone]

And Oikawa the GRATE KING

[@connietaylor2978]

Nah I believe in hinata he a king

[@whompwhomp2823]

me: eating jello yagami:*posts* me: *chokes*

[@uncomfortablegayleftist6600]

whomp whomp *ahem* “Jello, more like hello-!” **Choke**

[@harrowingseer]

your profile picture fits your comment a bit too much

[@ishiimo]

I can see that by your profile picture.

[@chlolom]

Jello more like Hello * chokes * 🤣🤣🤣 all I thought of reading that

[@kolvqr1089]

Ive actually done that b4

[@sarawolf1690]

Bakugo calls us kitty cat Shinso & Aizawa: are you challenging me

[@findingnemo8330]

Sara Wolf I AM THE 69TH LIKERRRR

[@kiwi9164]

This is so funny XD

[@ArJHill]

Lok

[@ArJHill]

Lol*

[@nicothomas8364]

They totally are 😂

[@Zee_XO.]

Bakugou to Kiri: “Your the one who cries out my name at night aren’t you” Kiri to Bakugou: “No I’m not **trying to deny everything** just your imagination” Me: **sips tea** this some gay sh*t right here uwu

[@R0ckingl0v3]

*sips tea with you*

[@rebeccabrown1912]

So manly so right

[@annamcguire3338]

Na they todaly have socks on

[@theebrattiest]

the_real hawks BYEE😭😭

[@annamcguire3338]

@@theebrattiest hehe

[@Beumichie]

KIRI:WHAT ARE DOING MAN ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME! BAKU:C'MON YOU CAN HANDLE IT YOUR A ''BIG BOY'' *ME CHOKES ON AIR* ------------------- FEW SECOND'S *KIRISHIMA KISSES BAKUGOU* *BAKUGOU APPERENTLY GETTING CALM*

[@Miraclekwami]

Hehe.. (*sips tea*) that's gay...🍵🍵🍵

[@alanaantonsen5582]

Bakugo: your a hole dam meal Me can’t stop laughing and my mom looking at me like I’m crazy

[@nightcorebubble7423]

Shes ready to sent you to Dr. Phill

[@alanaantonsen5582]

Nightcore bubble probaly

[@ellahenderson6742]

Uwu

[@nikkiebarraza9767]

Im scared

[@nightmare234williams9]

Same my brothers came over and ask if I was ok I said hftvfgyhnbygcez yea sure 😂

[@ಥ_ಥ-ಖ5ಖ]

Homework: you said today Me: I guess I have to- Yato: Hey I got a- Homework: NO Me: *grabs headphones and jumps onto the bed* Homework: IT’S DUE TODAY IDIOT COME ON- KZbin: It’s too late now..

[@ssshark_bait]

Same

[@rachel-katedaneko]

Me: I’m about to do what’s called a pro gamer move *works on homework while listening to this audio*

[@nightmare234williams9]

👌

[@bobbabebe4629]

Sameee 😎😎😎😎 0👅0

[@user-mh7ty6cx7k]

Bakugou: “I outta have you both quarantined right now” Me: HA! Sucks for y o u Bakugou I’m already IN quarantine

[@ssshark_bait]

Same tho lmao

[@xgachaxxlovelyx4010]

Legit what I yelled lmao

[@froggy9985]

Corona beat you to it,Bakugou

[@socialchaos1215]

ALL OF US ARE

[@lagdameo130745]

Same TwT

[@her7241]

Me: * squirming around and laughing at the audio* My mom: WaTcHa LiStEnInG ToO? Also me: 🎵 DoN't bE sUpIsIous 🎵 DoN't bE sUpIsIous 🎵

[@amariyarbrough6217]

Omggg thats exactly what happens 😂😂

[@hearts4k1mi]

ur mom: u Is supisoius

[@nyaichinisannyaarigato9484]

Kiri: why don't you dream on Me: okay! Goes to sleep Kiri and baku:👁️👄👁️💧

[@her7241]

@@nyaichinisannyaarigato9484 lol fax have been spoken ✋🏼💅🏼

[@kaitlynnj4791]

Brooooooo that’s why you keep your music in a tab close to yet so u can change quickly

[@thehopeofeden597]

KiriBaku calling each other “big boy” is...lovely.

[@frankyeabshire-blackledge6883]

@@nephophobiaa THATS RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!! UWU

[@her7241]

Ikr! *Has nose bleed*

[@yemindnotjustpassingthroug3751]

My twin also calls his bestie big boi Even tho he aint gay I think?

[@her7241]

@@yemindnotjustpassingthroug3751 Lmao Who's knows.

[@yemindnotjustpassingthroug3751]

@@her7241 he said he's pan ;-;

[@sunniethesimp5674]

I shouldn't be thinking this but, "When Kiri said " Big Boy" I thought "I LIKE BIG BOYS, ITTY BITTY BOYS---" Ok, ya get it. But now it's on loop in my heaaaddd

[@hazlegay._.xio.9567]

Kyouka Jirou 清岡次郎 SAME ♡︎♡︎😂😂😂😂😂

[@tirea277]

INNA CITY BOYS

[@artsyveii]

*_Mississippi bois_* *_I like da pretty boys with a bow tie_* *_Get your nails did let it blow dry_* *_I like a big beard-_* *_I like a clean face_* *_I don't discriminate_* *_come and get and taste_* *_from da play bois_* *_to da G A Y B O Y S_*

[@sweets4139]

Kyouka Jirou 清岡次郎 𝘺𝘦𝘴

[@katsukibakugo4512]

Hi jirou ☺️😄

[@JBunnyLife1701]

Baku: You're the one that cries out my name at night, right~? Kiri: *blushes* Me: BI-

[@southern_skiez3816]

True

[@Toga-himiko2980]

💫YES💫

[@McKayla609]

I thought that was me-

[@constantine4139]

Kiri : “ Your getting a little cocky there” Kiri: “NO pun intended “ Me:😧🤔😏🥴😁😆

[@sapharamancilla779]

ngl it took me a few seconds to understand what he meant and when i did (surprised pikachu face)

[@izukumidoriya12]

😳😳😳

[@daddy_issues8042]

@@izukumidoriya12 DEKU WHY ARE YOU HERE?

[@izukumidoriya12]

@@daddy_issues8042 uuhhhhhhh-

[@roryfoxva6996]

Me: * has a Cat in my nickname* Kiri: *Calls me kitty* Me: *Nose Bleed*

[@Pizzaman_sage]

Ha my name has kitten in it😂

[@cookiescookiesbish5173]

💀💀Im dying xD

[@malice69420]

I'd die too lol

[@roxannadirks8527]

I prefer the name Doll or kitten more but~ kitty will work😉😩😏😏

[@Strawberry_chocoluvr]

I was blushing hard

[@ladyshade7848]

Kiri turned into his dragon form so suddenly and his voice changed so drastically I literally jumped 😂😂 *wheezing* oh nnnooooo, Bakugou just did the same thing. SAVE ME 😂😂 I'M PRETTY MUCH A MESS OF LAUGHTER AND TEARS 😭😭😭

[@dragongirl6950]

Same

[@squiggly_fish4663]

I didn't realize who they were at first until i read the comments and i thought someone just showed up and i was like "WHO TF IS HE?!" for a straight 5 minutes

[@ladyshade7848]

@Ruby Crosby Scared me!

[@ladyshade7848]

@@dragongirl6950 Glad I'm not alone 🤭

[@ladyshade7848]

@@squiggly_fish4663 SAME!

[@amianderson8384]

Bakugo: Stop scaring them, idiot! Kirishima: Make me big boy~ Me: oh, the tea is just getting StArTeD

[@neptune.slowedx6835]

*rRAoW*

[@Hanako-kun-h3u]

ALRIGHT PEOPLE ITS HAPPENING STAY CALM ALSO ME SCCRRREEEEEEE

[@tickletimpson8929]

THERES SO MUCH TEA IS BURNED MY MOUTH-

[@lilybakugou1753]

I made the likes to 500 do forget me please

[@squiggly_fish4663]

I was thinking "oh shit he pulled out the make me card" idk why tho 😂

[@keikeivlogs]

What’s your wish? Me: to go to sleep Them: come here little kitty Me:👁👄💧👁

[@alanamclean2124]

They literally asked what's your wish and I said "To be in your world and have a relationship with you" Bakugou: Come hear Me: (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`) oke

[@Omegastorys098]

👁👄👁 💧

[@oofimali157]

Me: *just want to want some kiribaku x Listener* Yagami Yato:SAY NO MORE *uploads Kiribaku x Listener AS DRAGONS* Me:OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

[@happypills5032]

present mic? that you?

[@oofimali157]

Happy Pills ÓwÒ” nooo?

[@rainyday3509]

Bakugou: “so who do you like more?” Me: *......slowly grabs my Bakugou blanket, and figure* “I- I could NEVER pick 👀”

[@Luna_ea21]

HAHAHA XD

[@Keishasfitness]

This is so funny

[@burr3282]

Me with kirishima blanket and pillow- I'm sorry-

[@arubridie]

*looks a bakugou body pillow* is u blind?!?

[@rebeccabrown1912]

Heh so true

[@todorokisimp2354]

Kiri: flirts Baku:gets mad Y/n:blushes Hotel:trivgo

[@xx.k0u876]

take me with you i dont want to stay with them! TnT

[@araara.5946]

Trivgo yes. Definitely not trivago it’s trivgo

[@keishavital8719]

I feel like Trivago is getting way more free advertising than it should 😂

[@reptile-chan4962]

Lol😂🤣

[@bxtch2621]

Oh my God

[@YN-el4uh]

Kiri and Baku doing stuff they do - Listener: meow meow- meow

[@R0Z3G0L6]

>:0 Y/N is REAL?!?!?! Teach me your ways

[@YN-el4uh]

@@R0Z3G0L6 okay I will teach you the way of Y/N

[@fwip2336]

Kiri:Don’t bite off more than you can chew Bakugo: *agresivley biting off kiris pp*

[@grayjin5126]

💀💀💀💀

[@animesmymiddlename4437]

I’m dead lmao-💀🔪

[@fwip2336]

Tsuyu Asui ah yes the main character is none other than me. I’m in every episode and in most scenes 🤭✨

[@ssshark_bait]

XoX I choked on my ramen

[@fwip2336]

_sak1ko_ . Thought 🍞 🥛

[@madreadzzz]

me, about to take a shower: yagami yato: uh no me: frick the shower, yato first!

[@madisoncannon9363]

fetus deletus Same man- ;-; the struggle is real

[@oikaoru5236]

Same, and I also have to finish my homework.

[@werdodah3116]

Same I sleep at 10 and I was watching anime but I just had to stop XD

[@trashteen3414]

Same. I was left alone in the house and told to shower but then this popped up and went ha! Just say I did.

[@Parker_Lot]

w h y n o t b o t h

[@erin.jc_271]

I love how it's not asmr anymore. We all know, Bakugo is just too loud.

[@her7241]

Tik tok: The last thing you watched is the reason why your parents are disappointed in you. Me: *Has a million yagami Yato audios in a row* Also me: I knew it!

[@xx_warriorwolfie_xx7516]

LMFAO 😂😆🤣☠️💀

[@avxry5752]

HAAAAAHAHAHA

[@izukumidoriya12]

Same 😔✋

[@shadow-queen-244]

Same.

[@Omegastorys098]

😂 are we all the same 😂 😂But my mom and dad doesn't even know about it😂

[@kiritotheblackswordsman9662]

Kirishima: "I got these chiseled muscles for a reason" Me: *looks at self, being as thin as a rake and inhales* Take my money!!!

[@mjproductions1558]

Me a twig: So technically speaking you could break me in two....

[@sakii2254]

*Silently stares down at my chubby self, but also me being basically a human, warm body pillow:* I don't have any money, but would cuddles work?

[@sakii2254]

@Lost Dragon Rider HSHSHSHS

[@ssshark_bait]

Lmfao same

[@ellisdelk9513]

Me:I'm a brave girl Bakugou: *dragon form voice* Me: NOT A BRAVE ENOUGH GIRL FOR THIS (Changed the words to fit me, sorry)

[@unlucky_blossom8717]

HAhA I scared my cat away Bc I laughed way too hard-

[@brebre7113]

Kirishima: I love u pebble Me: *inhales* kiri for the last time I'ma *fruity pebble* ok

[@DarkSeraph]

And I'm a coco pebble

[@SaltedStardust]

Why not just mix fruity & cocoa pebbles?

[@cookiescookiesbish5173]

Im a kitty pebble '3'

[@monaraellanante3195]

I was also thinking about that

[@parkerxd9422]

Ha ha I'm a fruity pebble cause I'm gay

[@ventiiza3119]

Kiri: i don't wanna talk bout the cow Baku: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THE COW Me: wot cow Baku: I miss you cow

[@sydc1850]

Bakugo: I outta have you both quarantined right now! Everyone in 2020: •_• we already are

[@neptune.slowedx6835]

yessir

[@ssshark_bait]

Yesseriee

[@emrose21506]

Lmao

[@sikvanaalvira]

*covid-19 entering the chat * Covid-19 : did someone say my name?? 👁️👄👁️

[@bobbabebe4629]

TRUE !!!!! 💮

[@softsylvie5770]

11:29 Kiri and Bakugo: *fighting over saving the listener* Me: ah, you know cats always land on all fours, right? Kiri and Bakugo: .__.

[@Butterfly.Love1616]

@Luna Moonlight-Water And I oop- 😶

[@arubridie]

Luna Moonlight-Water LONG LIVE DA KING

[@dousi286]

@Luna Moonlight-Water fr xD

[@navipaws]

@Luna Moonlight-Water he could’ve have if he would’ve rolled over 🙄 he was just too lazy Ig.

[@navipaws]

@NAALA Ephriam that’s super cool! I really like the lion king. I would want Sarabi if I had to choose a name from the lion king lions or Zira.

[@batdvr]

Me: Doing Hw on a Sunday Kirishima: *talking about chains* Bakugo: What do you think I’m cute?! Me: I didn’t say anything tho! Edit: ty uwu

[@mossdontlikemylastname1405]

Bakugou: WE DONT TALK ABOUT THE COW- Me, a voltron weeb: THE COW??? CULTERNECK????

[@kaelynburns2766]

Finally another voltron fan!! I haven't seen one of you since before covid hit

[@honehbooboo1836]

Bakugou: *"DID YOU SLEEP WITH MY PARTNER?"* Kirishima: *"OUR PARTNER"* Me: *"my life is in a hand of an idiot"* Both: *"no no no two idiots"* Edit: yes you guys are my children I love u ❤

[@IshtarsPlanet1469]

Unus annus referenceeee

[@honehbooboo1836]

@@IshtarsPlanet1469 yessir lol

[@camron8601]

Yes 😂👏👏👏

[@pirategirlsparrow6767]

❤💓💕💖💗💙💚💛💜🖤💝💞💟❣

[@elimaetakami6894]

i found my people

[@kaib_0798]

Kiri: here kitty kitty Me: nOsE bLeEd

[@heyitsnova5049]

Time stamp?

[@Uzi_Murderdrones]

**starts singing the hello kitty song** Come here kitty kitty,you're so pretty pretty :3 **totally not simping trying not to have natsu hear this by having headphones in**

[@fnafallstar3530]

I just got to that part when I read this comment!😂 Here 5:47

[@lilsugar7917]

Same and i am have a nose bleed right now ❤

[@windy_tiktok9593]

It's look like more like pet ;-;

[@orangelizard8105]

"We dont talk about the cow.." Me:WhAt dO yOu mEaN wE dOnt sPeAk oF lE cOw!?!? WaIt wHaT haPpEnD tO mR mOo mOo?!? Edit!oop- i wasnt expecting to get this many likes lmao thank you uwu Edit 2-woah!! I almost forgot about this comment :"0 thank you for the likes!!

[@Nicholas_CV]

Mr moo moo XD

[@xxshadowmoonxx2608]

MR. BOOM BOOM MAN

[@CrystaICupid]

Mr Moo Moo was killed by humans 😔

[@paowsat]

*i think he died of old age-*

[@lilmari25030]

It was steak night >:3

[@oliver7178]

Kiri: Whats your wish?? Me: I want 💖W A F F L E F R I E S💖

[@dolfwashere9421]

Me: excuse me I have a ticket to see the comments KZbin: Sorry not today Me: EXCUSE ME DONT MAKE ME PULL A BAKUGOU

[@gracekent4896]

Meh: Yeah, I'll frickin help this girl I want to see the commitment!

[@jack1e67]

why does bakugo sound like the actual voice of him?... am so confused lmao. edit: ayo ive been hearing yagami yato for 3 months now yes i know, its just yagami voice acting😃. a other edit: YES! i know it voice acting. ive been hear her for almost a hole year.

[@boombam1141]

That's because.. *it is him😏*

[@jack1e67]

@@boombam1141 PFFT😂-

[@dousi286]

Yagami yato is a different breed

[@jack1e67]

@@dousi286 periodt

[@Riri-Star38]

@@dousi286 and that’s on Periodt 💅✨✨

[@moonrock_al8257]

Wholesome Dragon KiriBaku x Kitty Listener idea: Kiri and Kitty are simply talkin in Baku’s room or something and Baku comes in lowkey angry and annoyed so he just plops down beside kitty and plays with their tail. Kiri and Kitty pull Baku into the conversation and Kiri starts teasing Baku for playing with Kitty’s tail and he just gets super flustered and embarrassed because he was making such a fuss about Kitty playing with his tail before and now he’s been caught playing with theirs- Oop- sorry. I just had to say that.

[@nothankslove1399]

HMMMMM genius

[@kylegqrrick]

I ACTUALLY LIKE THAT IDEA

[@dousi286]

That is adorable

[@p.n.a.lunanla4461]

OMG YES!!!!!

[@meowingburger9408]

Would wach 100%

[@hollyhoward668]

bakugo: "you're my consort." me: "but i wanna be Kiri's pebble tho.."

[@frankiemanki4120]

Why not *drum roll* be both?

[@kaelynburns2766]

Why not be both? That means double the fun right?

[@ebonycarter]

@@kaelynburns2766 ikr😂😂 I’m definitely both😂

[@thehopeofeden597]

*Me: Welp, it’s a school night, so I better sleep and-* *Yato: Sleep??? That is illegal.*

[@batdvr]

Kirishima: don’t worry about a cat scratch king. Me: haha, I don’t even have nails, and I have a cat scratch.

[@renknight4808]

Kiri: My cute little kitty cat Me: I'M NOT A CUTE CAT I'm adorable

[@BakugoKatsukiSIMP]

Cute and adorable are the same thing I think

[@serohantafan5740]

**turns around in a desk chair** **sips orange soda in a wine glass** *”Is this what your looking for?”* 20:15 1:15 30:58

[@justine8573]

Uhhh no but thanks anyway

[@serohantafan5740]

@@justine8573 I disappointed you...I am very sorry :(

[@justine8573]

@@serohantafan5740 sorry I like watching all the way through 😢

[@Mizz_Xia]

UH UH ITS NOT FOR ME ITS FOR A FRIENDD

[@frankiemanki4120]

**sips chocolate milk from wine glass** Why I am thank you

[@thomasbunny4227]

"What's your wish?" Me: 8 hours of sleep with out interruptions

[@luna_chaneditz8488]

TRUE SO DAM TRUE!!!

[@linnolinz]

ME TOO

[@zeneezenz]

Same

[@atraveler9055]

HOT TEA EVERYWHERE

[@midnightshadow3071]

@@luna_chaneditz8488 Yeaa we need the beauty sleep which I don’t get

[@asadpotato9683]

Me: *bored out of my mind* Yagami Yato: *posts* Me: *Sees Dragon bakugou X Dragon Kirishima X Listener* Also me: Hell yes! Where is my head phones!? (Wow! Thanks for the likes :D)

[@honehbooboo1836]

*passes headphones* Welcome to wonderland we got it all~..-

[@niyonnadickersonlathan646]

Same

[@hyperpotato9740]

The picture shows Kiri a bottom but we all know he is the only top.

[@Rinaidas69]

Nah they're switches :D

[@elusivegamergirl]

lol they're both tops, the listener/person they're both flirting with is just the middle. It's just a constant Eifle Tower all the time with cuddle breaks in-between

[@ArJHill]

Yea tho

[@kirishimaeijiro5662]

I'm a switch

[@elusivegamergirl]

@@kirishimaeijiro5662 hot. lol being the bottom can be as much fun as being on top, depending on who you're with

[@lalaopsi_]

Baku-Stop scaring them kiri. Kiri-Make me Rawr😘 Me-👁️👄👁️ Also ME-*DYING OF LAUGHTER*

[@lalaopsi_]

Oh btw,tanks for the 1 like,I have never gotten a like before UwUz

[@CrucifiedMoon]

At 34:15 kiri says "You handle kissing our king while I tend to his 'blade'" and it took me a whole 5 seconds to figure out what he meant

[@Uzi_Murderdrones]

It took me a hour to think of what it meant I'm like *wat? Wait wut?* **hr later** *OH-my poor mindd ;-;* **Inner screech**

[@Uzi_Murderdrones]

@NAALA Ephriam mi poor innocence has been...been... *FuCkInG rUiNeD*

[@CrucifiedMoon]

@@Uzi_Murderdrones did Tanaka tell you what he meant? Where does he live?

[@Uzi_Murderdrones]

@@CrucifiedMoon uh-WhY?

[@RavenRoses88]

DH - 06BK 927076 Mount Royal PS me mainly because of my dirty mind

[@blac13girl38]

Me:*confused for the first 10 seconds*. Me:*reads title*. Me: •-•. Me:*realizes that I am a cat* . Me:MY TIME HAS COME ALL THOSE YEARS OF TRAINING.

[@Uzi_Murderdrones]

**Me seeing am a cat** Mind: don't do it... Me: Imma do it... Mind: DONT. DO. IT. Me: heheheheh NEKO NEKO NII BISH

[@dragongirl6950]

I’m a Neko now yesssssssssssssss 😸😸😸😸

[@griffen.-.4369]

me, a former warriors reader: ITS MY TIME TO SHINEEE

[@Riri-Star38]

I’m a cat! My dream has finally come true🤩! NEKO NEKO NIII BISHES!🤩

[@lourdesbarrios8849]

Me: Meow meow(say it a bit fast) 😺😺😺😺😸😸😸😸😼😼😼😼

[@orla4364]

Bakugou: 'I ought to have you both Quarantined' Me in Quarantine cuz of the Coronavirus: ...no thanks I'm good

[@ckieres3853]

Bakugou: You're not just a snack your a whole damn meal Me:And you a entire restaurant 🤣

[@VampSans]

Foreal foreal 😩

[@demondumba5548]

So had an idea for this series... *What if listener goes into heat-*

[@ashleykramer3081]

Demon Weeb AAAAAA yes 🤣

[@skellybeeb]

Yes please.

[@findingnemo8330]

oop •_____•

[@alanaantonsen5582]

OH FUCK

[@springtrapgurl9662]

please- Y A T O P L E A S E ! !

[@distant_kitsun3]

Now I'm Dating: Kirishima Bakugo Shinso Denki Engaged to: Dabi Edgeshot Married to: Todoroki Amajiki Side Guys: Tokoyami Shoji Overhaul I'm so dirty srry >/////

[@darkdestroyerknight7712]

What do you mean by side guys?

[@osmond8urmom682]

Why is this ligit me?? 😂

[@summer-6685]

I'm sorry but where's Midoriya...?

[@b1u36ug6]

But u don't give a shizt about deku

[@spicystxrrs]

Don't forget iida teehee

[@dangdango]

"No need to get cocky or anything. No pun intended" me: W H E E Z E

[@sitabeem9308]

**dies**

[@kaithetransguy7295]

Nice

[@-deadPoet.]

*C o c k y*

[@jazzyanime_1326]

OMFG THAT GOT ME CRYING OF LAUGHTER

[@xxoo1232]

sqwabs WʜEᴇZᴇ