Yakuza 0- Disco: I'm Gonna Make Her Mine [Hard - ★★★]

[@Hetastucklover]

omg the dance icon for majima has a little eyepatch this game outdoes itself every time

[@ElCabra91]

The one from Kiryu looks angry also

[@happygardevoir]

Majima: *wearing eyepatch and is happy* Kiryu: *serious and angry*

[@mrmoist]

kiryu's has big eyebrows

[@lunasam9]

Npcs: happy plain spirit

[@quack_stack]

I think what really sets Yakuza apart from other series is that there are so many situations in which you can say "they could have gotten away with not taking the time to add this detail". Each game feels like a passion project.

[@strawberryshortcake1258]

I mean they didn't have to make all the songs full length bangers but the fact that they did just makes me respect them so much more

[@atlasreborn7221]

Majima never killed anyone. But it never said about him killing it on the dance floor.

[@davelygrave21]

I always felt bad that in order to have a successful lesson with one of the hostesses, you pretty much had to kick her ass at a minigame.

[@themightyaqua1145]

show no mercy

[@forcesidereason6685]

But its make sense Teacher have to has more skill than a student to teach a good lesson.

[@ChaosSolo]

Agreed. It made no sense. It would’ve better to play as the hostesses for the minigames and beat Majima.

[@Shadowzdota]

it okay Miracle Johnson shows us how it feels to be the hostess

[@chitreshmahendran7401]

@@Shadowzdota 😂😂

[@skyisgreen3554]

saejima: *in prison* majima:

[@UKEDNHAT7]

Makoto: *being hunted by the Yakuza* Majima:

[@normalguycap]

Saejima should have thought of this before going to prison.

[@UrPPhard]

@@UKEDNHAT7 this is currently Kiryu for me. "Makoto's in danger. I've got to hurry!"" And I'm in Maharaja dancing with Ogita lmao

[@Handlelesswithme]

@@UKEDNHAT7 Makoto: Left in a stuffy room and told she dies if she leaves Majima for the 5 weeks after:

[@shadow_wesker6666]

I am currently stuck in this song....the ending is just way too god damn brutal

[@heartlessangel2910]

We might as well learn real life disco

[@BurntFaceMan]

I would have perfected the game if it were not for my incompetance in this song.. try as i might my best score was 6709...just cannot do better.

[@An00n]

Git gud

[@coreywilson8161]

@@An00n shut up seriously

[@1ntroducktion]

same

[@BMN_Prime]

I actually played this song at a dance party me and my friends had, they loved it

[@Gogettor]

Great tune by Miracle J, the Aniki of Pop.

[@fuyuhikokuzuryuu5611]

Majima has that look in his eyes that says “I wish I were defeating Kiryu-Chan right now”

[@michaelk9279]

*eye

[@Sucction]

too soon tho

[@smashboybrawl]

Miracle Johnson, il migliore tributo al re del pop di tutti i tempi.

[@armorblack8807]

100% accurate

[@FentonSteele]

Thank you so much for this. I couldn't for the life of me figure out the timing at the end of the song. I just saw blinking boxes like wtf is this rhythm pattern. Now it makes sense.

[@ava.opossums6749]

I DONT SEE HOW THIS FUCKING HELPS I STILL CANT FIGURE THIS BULLSHIT OUT

[@flamingspinach]

same, I figured they'd actually make it match the rhythm of the song but it's not really, lol

[@santinodelgado281]

​@@flamingspinachits so enfuriating when you actually play music so you get used to pressing keys on beat and now it suddenly becomes something that goes against you

[@flamingspinach]

@@santinodelgado281 Well, playing a different rhythm than what you're hearing is also an important skill for a musician, at least if you ever play in ensembles/bands with other people. The main problem is that in this game they don't give you a very clear understanding of when the beats are supposed land beforehand - you kind of have to just look at the sizes of the shrinking squares and eyeball when they're going to intersect the cell. As a musician I can at least look at the score or chart or whatever and read a few seconds ahead to make sure I know what to do.

[@santinodelgado281]

@@flamingspinach I try to do that but I still get mixed up, thanks for the tip though!

[@1234backflip]

The chad walk onto the dance floor

[@MetalSnake6199]

I have 3 stared all the songs. But Miracle Johnson is the Disco King of... Well Disco.

[@smokey0111]

Thanks for the vid. I was having trouble nailing the rhythm to beat whatshisface.

[@Creedio90]

Spicy Pepper Pasta did you beat whatshisface?

[@albundy831king]

Do you have diarrhea

[@lunasam9]

Whathisface Yeah that dude with the cheeky boasting He makes alot of steps and few mistakes, so not often goes below 7k I kept trying till i got 6.8k with decent combo (still a few mistakes with the semi fast ones the single notes after the 2-notes) and he messed up enough to get like 6650

[@lonewolf4921]

the one song i cannot beat on hard mode. and it's the only song i have left in the disco category Edit: FINALLY FUCKING BEAT IT. it's always the ending parts that kill me

[@ArcticSounds]

God I missed the required score by 50 points

[@HAHA4625]

Only song I can't three star on hard for the life of me I've been trying for like a day now

[@paeratatahuriorangi498]

Feel the rhythm. Literally. Start making noises after getting the times to press one of the buttons. (Even though you’ve probably already passed it by now).

[@HAHA4625]

@@paeratatahuriorangi498 Yeah I got it eventually. The rhythm is too fast for my lizard brain. I've play rhythm games before but not one that required two different inputs lol

[@aurenirxavier5466]

After 36 tries i finally get the 3 stars

[@Anreii]

Same here... Man did every other 3* first try no prob and this one, if I miss one beat towards the end my smooth brain just dies knowing how to get back on track. No matter how much I focus or go with the flow lol

[@Anreii]

... literally after I posted this I got it nvm

[@logantillman7409]

I would probably win in a fist fight against Majima or Kiryu before I beat them in a dance off

[@trianjezraellumontad8283]

Ok

[@Usagi1992]

@@trianjezraellumontad8283 lame reply, but glad you agree.

[@HyperfixationWizard]

Holy shit you fucking killed her dude.

[@chrisk5983]

Ngl, this song kinda slaps

[@trenthulkinberry7526]

Taking that many steps and not missing is a gift.

[@zakariyamalik1352]

They play smart and use the dancing fever to avoid losing combo I think. Unlike them I suck and I can’t get above 6622 for now (21 max combo) so I am gonna try memorising the sequence with one full path at a time

[@Mykahaia]

Miracle Johnson's greatest hit

[@magicmanscott40k]

Great song

[@DavidsHam0628]

The end is SOOOOO FUCKING HARRRRF

[@hoppusx]

la forma en la que dejé de intentar sacar las 3 estrellas en este minijuego porque las canciones son MUY buenas y no las quiero odiar

[@obsessivegel3979]

*Miracle Johnson liked this

[@oklemonss]

he dress to impress but he stressed and depressed at least miracle johnson liked it

[@lucasfv1357]

You know the weirdest part? I... kinda like this song. Like, honestly.

[@mycockisliterallyburstingt5318]

What Do you mean that's a great song

[@magnusalt9240]

The finale of the song is a downright jumpscare

[@metalcann]

This is actually traumatic lmao

[@ReformingRegent]

Remind me again why disco isn’t a thing anymore?

[@Eli9mm7]

1:10 wtf ive never seen that before

[@EmptyHand49]

Read the title as something else...

[@RaytheGrayt]

Lmfaoo same here 😂

[@Sune]

that happened to me AFTER reading your comment. oof

[@skyester7779]

i just cant comprehend how to do the last part

[@skyester7779]

nvm i was just panicking

[@salt2209]

it isn’t even on beat w charting

[@diandrepuba]

This is not Bad at all.

[@Radit-rw8je]

Bagus saya radit nyoman di Indonesia 🇮🇩

[@p007an8]

Bro missed, I'm better

[@LesEnfants1972]

Hmm,... remind me of Plastic Love. Wonder if the devs were inspired by that song or not.

[@gamwpanagia]

Ever heard of some Michael Jackson dude?

[@G-JS]

@@gamwpanagia LOOOL

[@paeratatahuriorangi498]

gamwpanagia you mean Miracle Johnson, right? Don’t confuse him with a wannabe

[@Tzimisce3]

It reminds me a lot the song "Bad" from Michael Jackson :-P

[@AcerTheRed]

Nice, max I ever gotten on this song (hard) was 8600