【Yakuza 0】Makoto has never once killed a person in his life

[@ItsDanbo]

Makoto: I can see, I CAN FIGHT

[@ioritree]

also she can fly.

[@bluesnake1713]

She can SIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGG! *Kicked to the balls* Burrgghhh! Me nuts!

[@剣聖葦名一心初代目葦]

Makoto: And I can see how Majima looks like

[@justastrugglermovingforwar6209]

I understood that reference! Also “I can breathe! I CAN FIGHT!!!”

[@wastelandersworkshop]

In an alternate timeline where Majima was shot instead of Makoto, fueled by the same Rage Majima was in our timeline, Makoto goes on a rampage against the Dojima Family.

[@Patrick-ze4ei]

Makoto: Watches kiryu fight Also Makoto: *THAT’S RAD*

[@roseqore8073]

"watches" is a strong word

[@LonelyStardefender]

I mean she's a massager and she knows about pressure points... So technically she could be the current practitioner of the hokuto no ken technique

[@bluesnake1713]

The God Hands!

[@SomeGuy-fh5ds]

Meanwhile Majima watches in the distance, terrified.

[@shinjojin]

Actually he would be both terrified and aroused at the same time. 😂

[@Girintina]

Or as Futurama put it, scaroused.

[@CDodger24]

You'll hearing "Makoto-chan~" instead of "kiryu-chan~" in yakuza kiwami

[@1eyeddevil929]

Terence Davis HOLY SHIT! -Goro Majima, 1989

[@SOLIZ.]

Terence Davis the real reason he walked away

[@happygardevoir]

8:47 when Majima got shot instead of Makoto, her blindness fades away and seeks revenge

[@yone528]

このマコトちゃんならヤクザの世界に巻き込まれたって平気だから真島の兄さんとハッピーエンド迎えられるな

[@mokyuuu]

ほぐし快館最短10分コース

[@世紀末太郎-u3d]

ほぐし(荒め)

[@ga9878]

最短(あの世まで)

[@Nathanaellll]

ほぐしすぎた…

[@デ1354]

北斗ウジョウハガン拳

[@蜜柑姫]

店長、真島の兄さん仕込みのゴッドハンドですからね。

[@アルカリア-g9e]

もう構わないで！ しつこいです。いい加減にして(警告) ピンタ(最終警告) 話なら聞く。その代わり私1人で(執行開始)

[@bclowns333]

"You don't meet a girl like that every dynasty."

[@18grape]

hINT HINT MAJIMA

[@user-ajajajaja]

カラの一坪とか使わなくても東城会幹部三人の首並べれそう

[@gouf7672]

むしろ、まことちゃんが3人の首を並べそう。晒し首みたいな

[@ミサキノハナ]

8:50堂島組に喧嘩売ってて笑う

[@SAKI-rl2ym]

兄さんの育てる力すげえ

[@ねぎたま-i4k]

開眼したマコト最強説

[@イミズカ]

目開いてなかったから何も出来なかった説ほんとすこ

[@SS-fe7ep]

このマコトは腕時計とか忘れてそう

[@shirpie]

The true ending.

[@nobusan-game]

李さん「誰や、マコトをこないにしたんは」 立華さん「シャオチャオ……どうしてこんなことに」

[@SharinganMaster24]

Angry Japanese Woman annihilates Local Yakuza

[@BrosefMengegay]

"Smashed their brains out with high heels and then hit them in the balls with scythe nunchucks," sources say

[@officialgaylord5578]

she’s chinese

[@randomdude7097]

Official Gaylord half Chinese and half Japanese actually😉

[@officialgaylord5578]

Random Dude kzbin.info/www/bejne/gqauq6dtpZKApK8

[@frootloop3568]

@@officialgaylord5578 Overused also speak for ur self because ur name explains it

[@Yang3213]

And Majima let THIS get away???

[@nepalirai5682]

my man has harem in sunshine carbaret she is nothing to them platinum rated baes

[@PonchoMT__]

Nepali Rai makoto shits on every hostess except Yuki. They are the only 10s in the game.

[@Marshal_Lepus]

ah yes finally!! the 0 equivalent of the Yakuza 5 Haruka mod

[@shinjojin]

Martial Arts Idort Hell yeah!! About time too! 😀

[@ES21007]

Except there's also a Haruka mod here lol.

[@Mism009]

あー面白かったと思って油断してたら動画の最後でお茶吹いた

[@sgtghost1418]

Majima subtly asserted his dominance

[@Nanashino_Nana]

マコトが心配で憑依してしまったのかな…真島の兄さん…（最高のコラボをありがとうございます）

[@roosterpirate]

No wonder majima got attached to kiryu. He reminded majima of makoto

[@angelusvastator1297]

And they're both the same age

[@privatehudson516]

Makoto: has Kiryu's voice Majima : excited screaming

[@HansLiao]

"And this..." Majima told his son and his daughter with a little grin on his face. "Is how I met your mother, children." His grin grew even wider. His children were never more terrified of their parents.

[@robertbernard7844]

What implied Majima would raise his kids to be sane people? They'd obviously turn out to be mad puppies themselves.

[@RubenMakaya]

Majima's children would most definitely end up being more insane than their father 😂😂

[@MrApple-lj7gm]

5:28がカッコよすぎるw 真島の兄さんの影響受けすぎでしょw

[@blankbank6654]

Mr. Apple 不敵な笑みがかっこよすぎ

[@01karma90]

声真似が 完璧で草

[@ハリネズミ-d3z]

極道の世界で色々と学んだ上に精神的に成長して開眼もしたらこうなる

[@justarock9553]

In an alternate universe where she actually seeks out revenge for her brother after being cured of blinxness sooner than in the origunal timeline. I wanna see Makoto doing karaoke by singing Judgement.

[@Jack-or]

9:02 ここからが本編で叶わなかった壮大な復讐劇みたいでグッときた...マコっちゃん...... なのに最後のT字兄さんで駄目だった

[@mjc0961]

9:48 - Should have been a thing that happened to Kiryu for real in Kiwami.

[@永田キッド]

新しいマッサージのサービスなんやろ(適当)

[@kinnginnrimeiku]

うまい！ 座布団1枚！

[@カツマサ頑張れ]

でも声は女男でいうと男声

[@THEEMICHELLEGUNELEPHANT]

kinnginnrimeiku うま…いか？

[@emtcantaluope1367]

"Makoto is least dangerous person in yakuza 0, she harmless, and the mad dog of dojima style Makoto didn't exis－" mad dog of dojima makoto:

[@レイ-b6l2q]

これが桐生ちゃんの立ち位置が 由美 真島の兄さんの立ち位置が マコトだった世界線か·····

[@ronarcius]

From timid blind girl to Kamurocho-no Beasto Majima will be proud!

[@mjc0961]

Makimura Makoto has never killed a man in her life 🙃

[@lainiwaku]

she destroyed majima heart through

[@camelpimp]

Common mistake. Kiryu Kazuma has not, but Makimura Makoto has killed and will kill again unless she is stopped

[@mjc0961]

@tieuquy linthinh ... I showed Goro Majima your comment, and this is what he thinks of you: twitter.com/i/status/987867230007414784

[@oneotuvalev9297]

But the other “male personality” inside her has a different story

[@Lnblackberry48]

mjc0961 I mean she wanted the heads of 3 Mafia bosses in exchange for her property. if that isn’t brutal , I don’t know what is

[@ナツヤキック]

7:50は嬉しいサービスだな

[@louiedy2207]

alternate ending where makoto and majima got together, then he teaches her how to fight. Happy Ending yay

[@Roxas-dr8om]

Future majima would've quit being a yakuza just to wife and fight her everyday lol

[@Roxas-dr8om]

Mukuro Ikusaba the honeymoon would be them trying to beating the shit out of kazuma for the whole day😂😂😂

[@Roxas-dr8om]

Mukuro Ikusaba and when they have kids, their kids are gonna try and beat the shit out of kiryu and saejima, like a big happy mad dog family ❤

[@Nabs-xd2qr]

Mukuro Ikusaba Kiryu would be happy that Majima is happy. And then they'd fight.

[@Roxas-dr8om]

Mukuro Ikusaba If saejima saw what they were doing to kiryu, he'd probably just break into jail to hide lol

[@Roxas-dr8om]

Mukuro Ikusaba not even a day later saejima sees kiryu in prison cut and bruised Saejima: dang so you hiding here too now? Kiryu: yeah i couldnt do it. Its like you tiger drop one and get stabbed in the back by the other. I-i couldnt live like that. Saejima: Dang, thats rough. So who's the mad dog family's next victim? Kiryu: Daigo >.>

[@Leoncell_mk-II]

兄さんと拳で語り合っていたら、兄さんとの関係続いていたかもしれんのに・・・・

[@最弱兵士は今日もヘタレてる]

真島「お前一人で堂島ヤレや...」

[@tiffyw92]

Oh my God, the end clip... There are many fish in the sea, but only one would strike a T-pose for you. ...If only she were in Kiwami too.

[@TheBlazeinPanther]

Rubia Ryu Atleast she'll be in the Kiwami 2~ I honestly can't wait.

[@ES21007]

She's not in Kiwami too, but she'll be in Kiwami TWO. HAHAHAHAHAHAAH

[@willsmiff3009]

Actually, that scene is canon, and it's how Majima escaped the Dojima family ambush at the pier in Kiwami 1 after getting shot in the gut and falls into the sea.

[@noodlefinger7275]

5:12 Essence of Chiropractic

[@rambolambo9324]

5:14 DONT MAKE ME DO THIS

[@pkshd]

I'm a chiropractor, and I can confirm this is accurate.

[@おまつやにてつさぶろう]

そんな、声まで変わって…

[@airi_00012]

目が見えやすくなった途端、彼女の能力は覚醒…兄さんや、マコトちゃんに何を教えたん…。 護衛術にしてはやりすぎだぞ…w

[@shipsabeach]

I find myself thinking the heat moves are even more savage being done by her model for some reason.

[@seraphimprince]

Yeah, hella savage. I love it.

[@bushido5889]

In an alternate universe, Makato is the one to attack the Dojima Family hq instead of Majima

[@rocketnutsgroove6371]

Sexiness factor: +1000

[@VenturousArtist]

With nude models, [phone].

[@mightierthenthesword]

@Nobody Important Don't you mean "that's rad." Judging from your profile picture?

[@krack-a-lacker]

aroused*

[@junkyryan138]

Majima approves

[@tiangao9117]

6:20 SM queen

[@提督オルタ]

8:41 ここのマコトの表情がまるで般若

[@Hashimaki31]

リーさん含めてあんな漢たちのそばにいたらそうなりますよね

[@bellalotario]

8:45 Ah, the true gentlemen, zipping in their pants because there's a lady in the room

[@真島吾郎-z3o]

まこと目が見えるようになって強くなったよね

[@CHINBO-KACHIWARI]

兄さんさぁ 他人事みたいに言わないでよ〜

[@Sperium3000]

STRONG. INDEPENDENT. NEEDS *NO* MAN.

[@kamo7293]

Wanted to see makoto fighting all lieutenants and Lao gui, she did say she wanted their heads on a platter

[@governmentofficer8697]

"Remember kids, Makoto doesn't kill anyone."

[@shinjojin]

Both Majima and her bro would be hella proud! 😉👍

[@警察庁公安警備局長]

「奥様は取り扱い注意」で草 (そういうドラマがあった、)

[@ファーム-c3p]

ハイヒールで蹴られたり踏まれてる所凄い痛そう

[@love-os4jy]

マコトの膝蹴りとかご褒美でしかない

[@平譯聡]

こんばんは😉

[@そらジローの中の人]

真島『強く生きるんやでマコト(細目)…』

[@ilove90s32]

真島の兄さん釣り上げた笑

[@alicereiji]

真島に勝てなかった恨みから色んな世界から自分自身を呼んだらバタフライエフェクトで何故かマコトが鬼強くなった世界になってしまった説

[@MariusBoss11458]

Gotta love the detail of putting both of those Punks in the Fight Instead of putting 2 Random thugs. Also. I think they was from Majima's Family. They acted as if he was their Aniki.

[@milk12]

2:51 今度は相手が失明しそう

[@elysion8747]

should've played 24 hour cinderella in the background www but still good video :D

[@Axiorlin]

6:31 Shes just standing there... MENACINGLY

[@theauditor322]

Yakuza 0: Two guys fighting off the entire Yakuza. Meanwhile, in a parallel Universe... Yakuza -0:

[@yurihimesama14]

just a chiropractor giving everyone a free harsh course

[@shinjojin]

yurith That is one course I would rather not have! 😂

[@Nabs-xd2qr]

Best girl! Also real talk their romance actually got some tears outta me. Too good.

[@mei_9754]

不得了不得了，哇塞哇塞，開眼之後整個人都亮惹。。。 根本不怕要綁架她的人wwwwww 真島桑根本不用出來就END了😂😂😂😂

[@TheDimensionDweller]

This is super fun. And that ending was such a hilarious surprise!

[@NotMikey437]

The only person who can make majima piss his pants

[@fankyfashionmonkey]

Makoto unleashed her wild side

[@yuu-ec7cn]

8:29 カッコイイし強すぎだろw

[@ss8077919]

最後的釣魚笑死

[@kiyoku3360]

10:18 巫山戯るな！魚を返せ!

[@yusukeelric]

Those lessons with miss Tatsu paid off

[@バーガーイーター]

9:02 お兄ちゃん、…仇とれたよ。

[@TTK222]

8:37 ここすこ

[@zev657zq]

2:23 北斗残悔拳で草www

[@muhammadlathif4710]

Everybody gangsta until makoto voice Suddenly turn masculine.

[@blutarchmann9070]

Ok, this mod is cool, even though missing fitting combat voice lines for Makoto. However, I'm more surprised by how I CORRECTLY guessed she would FISH MAJIMA FROM THE PIER.

[@doraen35]

兄の報復で覚醒して堂島組に乗り込んだんですねわかります

[@autumn_my_life]

I imagine someday being like this. Learning Kiryu & Majima's fighting styles. xD

[@XYZ-qd3ip]

5:11　既に何人か逝っちまってる感はあったが、ここら辺から明らかに法的問題が発生してるよなww

[@fakename2969]

this is so wholesome, the end made me spit my drink lol

[@クマ園モフ夫]

桐生「いいんじゃないか？彼女が主人公で」 真島「せやな」 マコト無双が過ぎるw

[@noodle-dude]

龍が如く8

[@MOMO_OUGA]

@@noodle-dude 龍が如く8 ～狂犬と龍を継ぐ者～

[@noodle-dude]

​@UCLmjQAOv4Fa1bD_T0QUxErg 龍が如く外伝 ー狂龍を継ぐ者ー

[@迅帝-u9r]

老鬼すらも泣いて逃げるだろう

[@NM-tn2dz]

8:10 目ェ凄いことになってる これ、傷害っつーんだぜ…

[@GzSS-r7v]

真島さんとマコトさんが付き合ったらこうなってたのかなw また狙われるかもしれんから体術教えておくわ… とか真島が言って教えたとかw

[@user-yz2ct7tq3p]

6:06 ここのマコトの顔がガチすぎてこわいwww

[@提督オルタ]

養豚場の豚を見るような目でしたね

[@alanalmeida2573]

Yakuza 7: makoto and the search for majima :v

[@hoisoynono]

Oof this hurt me more than it should have.

[@eileenmilligan9673]

10:17 Makoto and Majima are back together again.

[@AltimaNEO]

You mean Yakuza 8: Like a Mad Dog

[@ZX3000GT1]

Footage of Makoto's undocumented Revenge after Tachibana's death But seriously though, I would love a spin-off series, where the men and the women's roles were reversed. Instead of Haruka, Kiryu's getting kidnapped and Haruka's the one saving him instead. Would absolutely be lovely.

[@han-joongi2324]

9:30 revenge for killing Tachibana😅

[@テイルズ愛好家-b7o]

いや釣りで真島釣るので草生え散らかした そんな所も設定イジれるのか…

[@jonasamorim4958]

I LOST ALL MY SHIT TO THE FKIN ENDING LMAO

[@Nanashino_Nana]

ちょwww最後www

[@kamo7293]

God makoto doing majimas smile is cursed

[@takamusha8]

真島の兄さんの恋心を釣り上げたのかな？

[@エミヤ電機]

うまい