yakuza brainrot (loud)

live in a low income house

[@layonyatsu7203]

this is the pov of what flashes before a yakuza fan eyes when they're going to die on the hospital bed

[@bebrasmachnayq5691]

Fuckin Tendo YAAAAH

[@Kaitomasaharu]

EEEEYAAAGAAAMIII!!!

[@LucaSea1l]

EYAA

[@AkariKubrow]

EEHYAAAAAAAAA!!!

[@oklemonss]

Fuckin' Tendo.

[@JetstrussySam]

Fuck Nintendo

[@ShiftChris]

When tha-IIYAAAAA!

[@wyattwilkerson768]

Fuck Nintnedo

[@trikholit7064]

Fuck Nintendo

[@Joey-fm1jh]

YAAAAAAAAGG-

[@darkness4601]

Yakuza fans everytime after the lobotomy 😂

[@DeizaMando]

Like a Lobotomy

[@jvl5379]

We are the Lobotomy 4

[@subhuman6903]

Lobotomy The Lobotomy Of Life

[@shang0111]

lobotomy kiwami

[@muhammadriskialfarezi2495]

Everytime?

[@CboTheSecond]

Kuroiwa doing his damnedest to save us from the yongyea dub. A true hero.

[@justarandombluebird8222]

Now I believe kuroiwa did nothing wrong

[@shingkung3974]

@@justarandombluebird8222Fuck kuwana did nothing wrong topic, kuroiwa did nothing wrong

[@liamnebula]

Chronological lore: Ichiban fights Fuckin' Tendo, before kuroiwa appears and flashbangs the two, causing Ishioda to mention Fuckin' Tendo in a conversation, but Kuroiwa dropkicks time itself to travel to Kiryu in his 20s speaking about his low income housing environment. Kuroiwa appears multiple times trying to fix the time shift to the past, and we shift back to Ichiban punching Fuckin' Tendo's big manboob- I mean Muscles, Yagami then screams in agony while Imontheedgeofmyseat forcefully makes him scream again, Yagami then answers the siren bar cellphone before Kaito is stabbed by Soma shocking Nishiki, who then is interrupted by Kuwana throwing his business card at Yagami, intiating a duel between the two, and Kuroiwa comes back trying to fix this fucking nightmare of a plot with his time shifting ability, but Soma interrupts and creates his own time paradox forcing Yagami into the warehouse where they duel, but then Yongyea's absolute fucking butcher of a performance stops the two making their ears bleed in agony offscreen while Ishioda talks about Fuckin' Tendo again mid conversation, and Kuroiwa who really fucking hates the performance tries to frantically use his time shifting dropkick to stop it, but Soma intervenes and uses his time shifting knife fog ability to stop it, but it doesn't work and Ichiban is secretly begging for help to get the hell off the stage, thankfully a Flashbang is deployed by Kuroiwa and his dropkick time shifting ability finally works, allowing him and Yagami to fight in the AD-9 Research Center as they planned.

[@eurobeat90]

I like the idea that Kuroiwa and Soma are some kind of time travellers

[@iitianwannabe]

wha

[@TurboVirgin2003]

Peak fiction

[@CAPSLOKKED]

Imontheedgeofmyseat's fucking blood curdling scream sent me into tears bruh

[@blubberfishscrungelbottom]

YA- YA- YA- YAGAMIIIII!!!!!

[@max998.9]

I've lost both brain cells and judgement after watching this

[@blaziard683]

My judgement, where the fuck did it go

[@soulpunisher743]

It seems you lost your judgment

[@jvl5379]

Perhaps the real judgement we made along the way was lost

[@polzanera_from_the_shadows]

JUDGEMENT

[@ilikedolphins05]

YA-

[@SnipingIsAGoodJobMate]

10 YEARS IN THE JOINT

[@maddymadlyrealshrimpfrylover]

good idea

[@10yearjoint]

I second this

[@LiveNishikiyamaReaction]

I three this

[@pilotsayshello1758]

unironically the first 5 seconds is probably the funniest thing i've seen from a yakuza meme, just immediate chaos (and tendo's yell is really funny)

[@Goldenspike6]

I wonder if he lives in a low income housing environment going by a certain government name

[@Ben-Jamin-0]

District 5

[@sebin_kim]

this is the culmination of all the yakuza status videos i’ve been being recommended. one can say this is rock bottom, but real yakuza know this is truly peak

[@maddymadlyrealshrimpfrylover]

i grabbed as much of those brainrot status yakuza videos and put them into one video to make one lobotomy

[@TheSuperPlayerify]

I'montheedgeofmyseat's inclusion is awesome XD yagami scream

[@wyattwilkerson768]

I really want more of these

[@maddymadlyrealshrimpfrylover]

you can watch this one kzbin.info/www/bejne/qGSQpIR9mtCViaM ( i made this one too)

[@wyattwilkerson768]

@@maddymadlyrealshrimpfrylover Uhh about that... I saw that vid first and then this. Lmao😊

[@maddymadlyrealshrimpfrylover]

@@wyattwilkerson768 ok i'll make another brainrot (in probably 1 week)

[@iceflavoreddango]

@@maddymadlyrealshrimpfrylover :3

[@sanslh9979]

truly the video of all time

[@dipp1250]

Like a Lobotomy

[@WillofTheron]

The Man Who Erased His Brain

[@PumpkinTypeShit]

fuckin tendo

[@imthebestsneezer]

When tha- IIIYAAAAAAAA

[@Arceus1842]

quietest yakuza brainrot video

[@gnerus1972]

my brain is broken cause I burst out laughing at this YAAAG!!! MI!!!!!!!

[@rangerv1]

Peak yakuza:

[@poxxerthe2st]

Fuckin’ Tendo.

[@ghosthuntermike2592]

*IYAAAAA-*

[@thetthebest]

yakuza brainrot is the only brainrot i’ll watch

[@Daiyamaruu]

all i have to say to this is: FUCKIN TENDO

[@seatbeltpillows8844]

my brain trying to survive the wait for yakuz 8

[@gerbil8395]

Jeezus and Mary, my head hurts so much from the earrape

[@ladisloved]

Damn, you spoilered me Lost Judgement boss, maybe real brainrot were spoilers we made along watching memes.

[@ghosthuntermike2592]

So glad I don't know half the Judgement characters yet, so I'll probably forgot about who they were when I get to that point.

[@ladisloved]

By saying this you made it possible for the idea to be born in my mind, the idea to spoil you all major plot points, but I stopped half way, reflecting on who I became. Have JoJo spoiler instead: in JoJolion protagonist has 4 balls.

[@ghosthuntermike2592]

@@ladisloved I knew that already for Gappy. Appreciate the hesitation.

[@ghosthuntermike2592]

@@ladisloved You really were...Like a Dragon.

[@ghosthuntermike2592]

*WE'RE BREAKING THE LAW*

[@_Thinkin]

We got a Kuroiwa jumpscare, Kuwana Jumpscare and a Soma jumpscare all in the same brainrot capsule

[@charliemcmillan4561]

Even through the brainrot I still recognize Dig In Your Heels as the most fire shit

[@5persondude]

Itchy Balls after the lobotomy (Adachi thought it would cure his schizophrenia):

[@homurameguca]

Yakuza fans at the gates of hell

[@eurobeat90]

Nishiki is just watching all the chaos unfold in front of him, being totally flabbergasted

[@user-rl4gd9dx4b]

I love it. Nothing makes me laugh like earrape. Nothing makes me laugh but earrape.

[@J.P1981]

Yup, that's my brain oozing out of my ears from this.

[@ogPunkcln]

More than half of this is from the Judgement games. Based.

[@maqvy]

soma jumpscaring you everytime

[@guts.enjoyer883]

we're breaking the fucking tendo

[@finalninju6021]

We even get the imontheedgeofmyseat yagami scream omg

[@imthebestsneezer]

I only listened to Kuwana's theme..

[@totka_mpv]

my ears enjoy it

[@vampireguy24]

PoV: You woke up during the operation

[@Dr_Right2]

YA YA YA YA Y Y Y Y YAAGAMMMI

[@imprezovremizhe432]

This the best video on the internet nintendo i did nothing wrong

[@justarandombluebird8222]

In the future humor will randomly generated -some christian cucumber

[@CopperLoveAndKisses]

YËËÂÆGH

[@organz31]

yagami

[@akiyomer]

kazuki soma moment

[@try_wk4687]

My dreams be like

[@livenishikireaction]

help

[@kooljokez]

Werent lying its loud

[@klaus.sfc01official30]

This is a warcrime for my brain

[@AwesomeCat2029]

My friend is forcing me to watch this at gun point over 350 times

[@broskeex]

I couldn’t even Dojima to this. 🫤🫤

[@setmain5442]

God, I wasn’t even wearing headphones and I have a headache and an earache

[@happycj1137]

I legit just watched the " lobotomy" video minutes ago and know this came up for suggestions It seems even KZbin knows that I Like Yakuza

[@iceflavoreddango]

🤔

[@SilentNoob_]

YuyayuyaYuyaYuyayuyayuyayuyaYuya.a.Yuya.Yuya.yuya. Yuya.

[@Astrawboy_NameAlreadyInUse]

Fuckin Tendo gets me everytime.

[@jadedisok]

the discord version of this video made me deaf

[@ninjaape7049]

Ya-!

[@zerir.3726]

mind woke up after this video in a cold sweat i feel like i just got zapped men in black style

[@PointedBread]

YAAAG-

[@AAAAAA-bm9qd]

EEEYAGAMII

[@akronim725]

i felt it when ishioda said "fuck Nintendo"

[@Expired_Milk570]

eyyyyYAGAMIII

[@yourbro7505]

My humor is broken just like my mental health

[@capalpha3125]

Yakuza fans after they are injected with AD-9

[@4thtrollman963]

𝓈𝓉𝒾𝒸𝓀 𝒶𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹, 𝓌𝑜𝓃'𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊?

[@monkeboy9307]

i laughed at this what the fuck is wrong with me

[@kazuma939]

imonthedgeofmyseat would be a good voice actor replacement to greg chun

[@neflaite123]

where is that video with yakuza 0 kiryu from?

[@hernanmunoz7771]

this video froze my pc...

[@aperson36591]

i posted this in my channel cuz yes

[@maddymadlyrealshrimpfrylover]

remember to credit me or something lol

[@aperson36591]

@@maddymadlyrealshrimpfrylover oke :D

[@livekiryureaction.]

i live in an low income housing environment that goes by the government name of section 8. Me and a group of allies control areas of this section in order to run our illegitimate business. We possess unregistered firearms, stolen vehicles, mind altering inhibitors and only use cash for financial purposes. If anyone would like to settle unfinished altercations, i will be more than happy to give out my address. I would like to warn you, i am a very dangerous person and i regularly disobey the law.

[@TheNuts1225]

I gotta say, mirrorface was a stupid plot device. Like, really stupid.

[@just_matt214]

Where Nishiki

[@NyomiHendon]

zoomers don't say YTP anymore, they say brainrot

[@spyrax370]

Wait, where is that rambling Kiryu voice meme from? (at 0:08)

[@maddymadlyrealshrimpfrylover]

i found it on discord but i think this is the original poster kzbin.info/www/bejne/nZzYd5ahq5aYjM0

[@spyrax370]

@@maddymadlyrealshrimpfrylover Aha, thank you! 🙏😂

[@luigitbh9425]

whats the song in 0:24 ?

[@maddymadlyrealshrimpfrylover]

Dig In Your Heels

[@andreaswill615]

Can you please be quiet? We’re breaking the law here!

[@justarandombluebird8222]

0/10 there is no funny 10 years in joint guy

[@I_Eat_Chairs]

The English karaoke dub hurts

[@Medic_main_wanabee]

Ya-

[@Medic_main_wanabee]

Ya-

[@Medic_main_wanabee]

Ya-

[@Medic_main_wanabee]

Ya-

[@Medic_main_wanabee]

Ya-

[@Medic_main_wanabee]

Ya-