Yakuza Kiwami 2 - Majima Bomb Disposal Services

[@ThePointlessBox_]

Good thing they’re wearing helmets

[@rachelciel3330]

Safety first, folks.

[@gytrash6167]

Now that I'm thinking about it. What the hell does Japan military wear for bomb defusing. America and some other countries use EOD suits. (currently new development underway) I guess they don't believe in protection so they just do it raw. Probably skilled enough without it. Not saying much because those suits are bulky and difficult to move in also causes heat stroke from lack of ventilation.

[@harusaneko4430]

Safety is first of all

[@thehunterishunted]

@@gytrash6167 Saw a video of someone wearing an EOD walk up to a car and open the boot, he then proceeds to take it off stating "there's 24 pounds of plastic explosives in there, if it blows no suit is gonna stop all of us getting blown to hell"

[@fyanegaming7436]

Lol

[@snark4611]

That little "neheh" before he cuts the wire gets me every time.

[@vakar9779]

@@uun4351 nah majima doesn't die that easily

[@uun4351]

@@vakar9779 he die in kaoru's dream

[@memelord1216]

@@uun4351 well... they were actually diffusing the bomb. The millennium tower exploding was Kaoru’s dream.

[@supersonic5716]

I don't know whether majima is just ungodly lucky, or he's a genius.

[@edonismustafa9044]

I would say he's a Genius

[@WELSHGAMER99]

He's a chad.

[@darknesswave100]

Well you know what they say. Theres a fine line between genius and insanity. Majima walks that line like a tightrope lol

[@devilbuster20xx37]

@@darknesswave100 Majima is that line.

[@bretvyon2336]

He’s a humble genius

[@ZForceFFC]

My favorite thing about this scene Kaoru met Majima ONE TIME during the game, and it left enough of an impression on her that she had a nightmare about him trying to disarm a bomb.

[@GrindyVine]

Well first impression

[@obsidironpumicia4074]

First impressions are always the most important, numbnuts!

[@limetime9045]

Twice at this point, actually. Once in Purgatory, once after he singlehandedly beat back Sengoku's men from invading Kamurocho. That second time, he almost died, and Kaoru wound up taking care of him. My question is: what on earth went down while Kiryu was gone?

[@beedubree2550]

i like to imagine that this is actually how he defused the bomb and the only part of the sequence that was a dream was the Millennium Tower blowing up

[@ZForceFFC]

@@beedubree2550 I figured it was like an alternate reality thing and Majima did the exact same thing both in the dream and in real life, but in real life it worked because Majima.

[@papkinn]

Headcanon: Majima does counting nursery rhyme before making any decision even back when he was sane, this is how he decided to not kill Makoto.

[@thepebbleman]

Imagine if it was actually canon

[@skrishna3]

Not like he's a psycho. He's perfectly sane and the whole mad dog persona is just a front for him to go balls out.

[@mathdarven5634]

My headcanon, since Majima is still sane, and just putting an act, is that he knew all along how to defuse the bomb and just wanted to see if his man was trustworthy by making him shit in his pants.

[@JonathanRiverafrickinnice555]

@@mathdarven5634 that would be the BIGGEST brain play, and completely in character.

[@NiCoNiCoNiCola]

@@mathdarven5634 to be fair Nishida is a g in this case

[@LuckyDDBH]

Saejima on death row Yasuko is nowhere to be found Makoto in someone else's arms Majima is the definition of too tired to give a shit

[@Uooooooooooooh]

don't forget the part where his baby got aborted

[@Neelo_Angelo]

@@Uooooooooooooh yeah the divorce as well

[@OwysGaming]

@@Uooooooooooooh Baby aborted... you mean in Yakuza 5?

[@oiopquatro4846]

@@Uooooooooooooh the hell?

[@oiopquatro4846]

@@primusomega8369 Holy... I dont know if Im playing 5 anymore oh my god

[@KaiTenSatsuma]

1:38 - That moment when it's a choice between being murdered by Majima or being blown up

[@Airsickword]

even when faced by high explosive device, Majima is still scarier even when in the blast radius

[@gunmunz]

@Matriones That is true. As anyone in EOD will say. Ethier your right or its suddenly no longer your problem

[@NotAGoodUsername360]

The bomb will be quick

[@MariusBoss11458]

But he never Murdered anyone!

[@kaitik5468]

@@MariusBoss11458 i prefer to think the same way when o break someones neck in yakuza 0

[@jeremiahwright4450]

Virgin bomb studier: "But boss, this is a life or death situation can we ta-" Chad instinct user: "I could dodge it"

[@MariusBoss11458]

I'm real used Life and Death Situation instead of "Or"

[@JonathanRiverafrickinnice555]

Bomb goes off and he just weaves back thug-style.

[@purple-eyessilverdrago6895]

The fact that the scene is identical to the original is the best part. Well, minus the fact that Majima no longer looks like he ate 5 tons of fast food and has a fat chin.

[@virtualcynical8515]

PS2 era Majima isn't real, he can't hurt you

[@MariusBoss11458]

The way the graphics looked like kinda reminds me of Saints Row 3. That girl Cassie. I saw a photo and damn the lightning looked like this scene for the PS2 version.

[@garrysucks4190]

Plus Nishima in the PS2 version legit has a look of satisfaction that he did not blow up after cutting blue. Here he just doesn't smile.

[@regularbloke2117]

Well, he did say junk food was the source of his power.....so does that mean he was more powerfull in the ps2 version?

[@LowIntSpecimen]

@@regularbloke2117 yes, they had to tone down his power so that he'd be playable in majima saga. if not, it would've ended in 5 minutes

[@blutarchmann9070]

Let's all take a moment to appreciate how Majima is a genious pretending to be an idiot, and how Nishida deserves a raise just for putting up with Majima's antics.

[@leendaleendawhatsinmyagenda]

Majima: eenie-meenie-miney-mo-oh-god-which-one-isn't-gonna-blow👶🧚‍♀️✨🤗 Also majima: *this one* 👺

[@Eggspotatoes]

I’m gonna use that for when it comes to decisions like these

[@HanhNguyen-kj8tv]

why with the emoji

[@normalpersonlivingtheirlife]

@@HanhNguyen-kj8tv it’s just the contrast of how his attitude went from innocent to demonic real quick

[@brandongreenland9632]

@@normalpersonlivingtheirlife I think that this is actually representing his whole mad dog thing, actually going serious when his voice changes

[@ArtyIF]

majima: "so kiryu-chan, the rest is up to you. later~" 👶🧚‍♀✨🤗 also majima like 5 seconds later: "lose to that ryuji clown and i'll straight up ruin ya." 👺

[@Phoebe457]

I love how “my instincts are on fire” may imply that up to the explosion, everything in that scene is genuinely what happened

[@klaus.sfc01official30]

My headcanon lmao

[@Malysitos]

I like how Majima is good at practically everything. While Kiryu is in the same boat, Majima is a better Yakuza in addition to all the other stuff

[@rachelciel3330]

Yeah, he's the go-to guy for practically everything if they just trust the job to him. Tojo is in serious need for money and an asshole might be appointed as captain? Roll in with a wagon of money, solve half the crisis for everyone. Oh, fuck, one of the lower-rank guy killed someone from rival gang and war might happens? Don't worry, take the chairman with you, apologize, hand resignation letter and intimidate the fuck out of everyone to not start a mess after your sincere apologies (none of Omi's three captains dared to start anything with Majima even when they really wanted a war. Ryuji even said that starting a fight with a no-nonsense guy like Majima is too risky.) Your young boss told you to defuse bombs across the city? No probs. Honestly? If I'm against anyone who can defuse bombs by mere *instinct* I would rather fuck out of there.

[@gaminggoddess85]

Majima tells a hostess in Yakuza Dead Souls that he's good at anything he puts his mind to, and it seems it's not just empty bragging.

[@ForganMreeman-0]

I'm not even gonna questioning majima actions anymore lmao

[@TheGhoulishWeeb01kenzie]

"How the fuck should I know how this tangly ass rainbow shit works?!" I'm dead XD

[@Ongomar]

I loved that, on my first playthrough of the series, for a few seconds after the explosion I was genuinely shocked and concerned whether Majima had just died

[@MariusBoss11458]

But he looks like he's outside. Not in the Millenium tower so that's weird. It looked like he was at the Kamurocho Hills where he usually hangs out.

[@HeeHo123]

@@MariusBoss11458 the explosion was actually the millennium tower explosion from Kiwami 1 lol

[@MariusBoss11458]

@@HeeHo123 Well yes but actually no it's the one from the beginning of the game "The fireworks"

[@HeeHo123]

@@MariusBoss11458 really? i thought it was the one from kiwami, thanks for telling me anyway

[@slicksilver2961]

From managing hostess to defusing bombs. Majima truly is the Jack of all Trades

[@VenatariHendarian]

Was it traits or trades? I forgor.

[@Polishcow774]

Trades

[@katamekothriis1613]

2:10 I love how his voice drops 10 octaves when he says "This one"

[@striker6677]

Majima is my hero, he used to scare the hell out of me in Kiwami 1, but I slowly realised he's just an old dog obsessed with fighting, for whom life has no greater calling then to face his rival in ceaseless combat. And he's crazy, which is a plus when you're romanticizing potential homicide.

[@voltix9594]

Remember, always wear a helmet before defusing a bomb!

[@ness6714]

I love how accurately Kaoru dreamed up Majima.

[@PixelSubstream]

I'm scared of the bomb but I'm more scared of majima

[@ธามไก]

“HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HOW THIS TANGLY ASS RAINBOW SHIT IS SUPPOSED TO WORK?”

[@tsunfish9443]

Who put Majima in charge 😂😂😂

[@cactus9737]

Majima did

[@hammerbro1947]

If you want a job done, do it yourself Majima

[@WELSHGAMER99]

God

[@MaskOfLimbo]

Daigo. This choice was one the signs that he would be the perfect new chairman for the Tojo

[@necktiefox2917]

Whichever lunatic allowed Majima to physically exist among mortals. So basically he did.

[@kiryukazuma9787]

When I heard him say Majima taking care of a bomb I immediately felt nervous and panicked inside

[@kiryukazuma9787]

@Goro Majima You could of Died and I care about you Majima

[@kiryukazuma9787]

@Goro Majima Yes I do care you One-eyed demon

[@kiryukazuma9787]

@Goro Majima Majima please no Just stop-

[@walkwitgreatness9163]

I woke up my mom laughing soo hard when they said majima is taking care of it 😂😂😂

[@KenzoWasHere]

I, can handle a bomb JUST fine!

[@NathanCassidy721]

The fact that he goes “Einey-Miney-miney-mo” to pick the last two wires is the best part.

[@RedUnity0]

r/perfectlycutexplosions

[@RedUnity0]

@@NeruneArtiipophe I mean, Majima is adorable af.

[@goldendocsonic2012]

“We’ll be right back”

[@БогданКрименюк]

@@goldendocsonic2012 *To be continued--->*

[@goldendocsonic2012]

@@БогданКрименюк there’s a video like this also lol

[@Blahblahblah28504]

And here I am trying to figure out what in this scenario is scarier: The bomb, Majima, or Majima disarming a bomb.

[@domokuncosplays]

3:47 Majima is seriously doesn't want Kiryu to lose to his pant-stealer back then, lmao

[@route77productions]

This scene in a nutshell Majima:🤔😁😑☺️😃 Nishida:😓😥

[@MariusBoss11458]

Agreed.

[@thecitrine1675]

Poor Nishida has to go so much for Majima

[@waterking74]

Bro majima made Nishida work his ass off in Kiwami with all those majima everywhere challenges

[@DrunkenCoward1]

2:36 *"We'll Be Right Back"*

[@Alfonsino_Splendido]

"Thank you Majima, for saving our tower... _with that idiotic rhyming!_ Do you even know which wire you cut?!" "Sure. Red."

[@RammyFarenheits]

Thanks for uploading this! One of the best scenes!

[@AngryTheGnome]

the explosion gets me every time ahahaha

[@bunguschungus2572]

I love how they use the same cutscene for every time the tower has exploded

[@TrojanGamer10]

5 bucks says he actually KNOWS about bomb disposable due to learning it out of boredom and was fucking with the poor guy

[@Crazyjt]

I don’t know what’s going on, I just finished Yakuza 0, I plan on beating Yakuza kiwami then saving up for 2... but uh... Majima.. how did you wind up like this?! Edit: I finally beat all of the yakuza games (except 7 and the Japanese only ones) and I couldn’t be more in love

[@federicovalle2245]

Boy Oh boy you're in for a treat

[@Crazyjt]

I sure hope so

[@waterking74]

Crazybl51 50 majima: *STONKS BABY!!!* 😎

[@daniel3553]

This is the real majima, not giving a flying fuck and having fun at the same time

[@Cristyface]

@@daniel3553 0 and future majima are real majima. Just two extremes of the same man

[@skipaxsmiley222]

damm tht majima serious voice

[@adnanasif9538]

Imagine him saying in that voice in your ear while you are asleep.

[@jackmclean4120]

Majima: ''Lose to Goda, and I'll ruin ya. You got that, Kiryu-chan?'' Kiryu: ''Ye''

[@CntrazZombie4]

"You're Mad." "Thank goodness for that because if I wasn't this'd probably never work."

[@user-dd9cg7zc1c]

kaoru best girl for kiryu, kiryu best waifu for All players yakuza 😂

[@ironpulcinella3586]

You put some bitch above best girl and waifu for Kiryu; Goromi??? Disgusting.

[@Erakelus]

Goromi best girl for kiryu Goromi best waifu for all players of yakuza.

[@Ongomar]

It’s hard to argue with his assessment

[@adnanasif9538]

I believe the word which you are looking for Kiryu is "Husbando". Goromi is the best waifu.

[@user-dd9cg7zc1c]

@@adnanasif9538 yes

[@canadiancanucklehead8310]

Good god, being the guy cutting the wires must be so damn stressful, doubly so with Majima as your boss xD

[@Syakirin57]

at least he's there with him unlike typical bosses who bark orders from safe distance 😂

[@realkingofantarctica]

R.I.P. Nishida. Best Majima Everywhere reporter a dragon could ask for.

[@changsiah2]

so was the Disposal Services was it a dream?

[@literaryloser4470]

The explosion was a dream not them disarming it

[@merienda4958]

@@literaryloser4470 the explosion was something else that actually happened

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

OP editted the explosion for comedy

[@brenlouissurio2404]

@@LuizAlexPhoenix Have you played it? The explosion is there.

[@BrandonBattleblade]

The explosion was kaoru's nightmare while she was dreaming that this exact scene must be happening in real life

[@guhh8792]

No wonder why he is still alive today

[@OKTANE0]

He just keeps lucking his way out of dying

[@OKTANE0]

Lucking*

[@sebasw3359]

rubber bomb,i think

[@smalljag]

2:33 You know what they say, “Never let Majima defuse bombs!”

[@bappojujubes981]

Imagine this, Yakuza Kiwami 3! Yakuza Kiwami 4!

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

In all fairness, 4 and 5 are really good already. I kind of want Ishin already, samurai Majima is really cool too.

[@mitchellbailey6258]

3 doesn’t really deserve a remake I feel

[@maulanaaja2162]

​@@LuizAlexPhoenixLIKE A DRAGON: ISHIN! Is coming

[@BlueDragon1504]

This scene is fucking hysterical lol

[@lizdevilz7271]

Another reason why I always recommend people go but Yakuza and play it lol. Moment like this is why I freaking adore this series.

[@mortinauwu1617]

I want a bomb disposal services with Majima and Yagami

[@RealestShaggyRogers]

Fun fact: the bomb was scared of majima

[@goldendocsonic2012]

1:07 I’m so going to roast people if they think of their mom during in video games

[@MariusBoss11458]

Well this poor guy was like "My Mom lives alone and if this bomb goes out and I'm gone then she'll be ruined. Also if we mess this up it'll be worse" But Majima had to go in with the "That's why we're disarming it" when Nishida was like "Boss! You could make this Bomb go off! Don't get the wrong Wires!"

[@d00gz_]

I appreciate that one of Majima’s only scenes in Kiwami 2 is a glorified Family Guy Cutaway Gag.

[@RyanPelley1]

This series is laugh out loud hilarious.

[@CheeseBlaster]

That bomb is the least of Nishida's worries rn

[@Shyguy624]

Daigo just has complete confidence in Majimas dumbass to defuse a bomb

[@MerlinTheBird]

I'm new to the series and just assumed people liked Majima so much they shoehorned him in to the story of Kiwami 1 and 2 (I haven't got past 0, K1 and 2 yet) to please the fans, since as much as he's my fav he seems a bit out of place at times. It's somehow even funnier this is in the original game, word for word

[@jotarokujo5840]

0:57 sounds like he said cuz

[@Type03xx]

I'm willing to bet Majima knows how to defuse the bomb from the start. He just fooling around for the sake of trolling and whatnot.

[@MrWolfie321]

I like to think that inside his head Goro was just as panicked as the other guy but he is too prideful to drop his facade in favor of making a logical decission

[@ratchetanon1074]

I honestly think that Majima KNEW what he was doing, but acted like he was acting on instinct just to mess with Nishida.

[@izzylimse4926]

Majima Lines: Akai yo, sungi wa ao yana, naniya? Hara wa choste mo warui ka?, nande oka to bakudan de kangkeyaruna?, seiya kara koste kara kai cho yaro nga, Aho ka? Orenga ko nai na kocha kocha ashtamo wakara hazu ngai yaro na? Seiya kedo nara na sho nara oyate kang to hataraka shoru wa nai ka ,nani ya no? Ore no koto shing no storan no ka? Sore nara hayoi yarui kai! Eii medoirya, Do-chi-ra-ni-shi-yo-oka-kami-sama-no-yuuto-ni, kimata, akai, uruse boge aka ni kimatya, sore kaseya.

[@theunsmartasian1087]

You guys think that Nishida has a tattoo? Honestly I wouldn’t doubt if Majima forced him to get a crying hannya with a Majima construction helmet

[@shis1988]

Oh I'm die. Thank you forever

[@l.i.l.s.bassist]

majima: i will beat the shit out of you kiryu: a

[@bestpriest2224]

Majima always knew how to diffuse that bomb. He's just fucking around with him.

[@ry6831]

I thought Majima will say, "look it up in the internet"

[@MariusBoss11458]

I mean computers existed of course but it wasn't as good. Oh who am i kidding? I was 5 Months old when this was happening! Yes. I was born in 2006. August 5th.

[@arslanmalik151]

I would do that In a life or death moment .

[@ThatVeryArtGal]

Love when Majima gets all serious and goes into his deep voice.

[@hartantoanggoro]

you know when Kiryu just said Majima in the beginning we can see him sweating a lot

[@teampata-avlogs8380]

That from serious to funny and somewhat complainy thingy voice is what Majima is. 😂😂😂

[@KingNothing117]

Does anyone know the song playing in the background? It also plays in the scene where Majima starts headbutting the desk, and I can't find it anywhere

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

Darudo - Majimastormu

[@lethalfire6247]

@@LuizAlexPhoenix stfu you ingrate

[@thorhit]

2:33 just gotta save that. It was too good 😂

[@nafmaja5612]

1:58 Parents in Stuart Little when they have to choose between Orphans or Drip Little Mouse

[@therealrouges2341]

The remake is pretty good

[@funnistuff4688]

I like it when the bomb just explodes then gets to the nexts scene

[@homelander654]

2:01 majima should start with yellow wire

[@supersamples1718]

Diffrent beats play for the original and kiwami when majima and the other guy start talking

[@ryzacobalion3622]

2:34 i feel like if the explosion did happen somehow Majima would be alright while his partner on the other hand...... probably not.

[@gavinsfriend5632]

I dont know if majima actually knows which wires to cut but he acts like its by chance to fuck with nishida, or if if hes actually _this_ lucky

[@Hey_its_0nyx]

Between this and Yakuza 7 I’m 100 percent sure Majima is just fucking immune to death

[@blitzy1993]

he'd be OP in a shin megami tensei game

[@walkwitgreatness9163]

What do you expect he made clones of himself in his boss fight 😂😂😂😂

[@animas_rei2959]

You know? The character like Kiryu and Majima have a lot of plot armour than you thought 😂 ( just imagine it! how Kiryu can survive after get shot by alot of gun's ammo at Yakuza 6, but average of side character at Yakuza series can just die cause get shot by 1 ammo? 🗿)

[@ธามไก]

EEnie-miney-mo Oh-god-which-one-isn’t-gonna-blow?

[@THEPISSPALADIN]

Majima Construction do Majima Bomb Defusal too!

[@b05deguiawillardbrendan74]

They're wearing helmets... *SEFETY*

[@seawed3414]

seriously how in the kentucky fried fuck is Majima not dead

[@gaminggoddess85]

The explosion was just Sayama's nightmare. That's why she said "what an awful dream". Majima really did disarm the bomb that way though.

[@zephsuki]

I was mixed between sad/mad and laughing cause if that wasnt a dream oh my god

[@redstonecasey4713]

If I ever make a bomb... I'm installing about 500 extra, brightly-colored wires that aren't even connected to anything. And the timer will go off with three minutes remaining.

[@jalpat2272]

Lil bit trivia real bomb didn't have timer display outside.

[@kiryuchan10]

Idk why but i love Majima's animations so much lmao

[@AraAra-pw7tl]

Majima no Onii-sama~

[@krychur4956]

ah, fuck this! eenie-meanie-miney-moe-oh-God-which-one-isn't-gonna-blow...

[@MadCatNobody]

majima really doesn't give a shit whether he lives or dies

[@HellishSpoon]

majima actually knows how to defuse a bomb But he is just screwing around cause he thinks its fun

[@walkwitgreatness9163]

he’s the man as you saw GORO MAJIMA MAJIMAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

[@nicholas4190]

If he actually really dies in here, it will be the last comedy and joke he give at Yakuza series

[@CharlesSmith-zo9qe]

Shit, why do I even worry ..

[@MaskOfLimbo]

Because is Majima, which is way you SHOULDN'T worry either, since it is Majima.

[@KZura]

he asking which one that didn't blow, but he cut it lmao

[@Dis_Dis]

Just give them a Staminan X and they will allright

[@imanequalopportunitylunati2329]

Dawm, 99 minutes? That's a LOTTA time!

[@critch7514]

I wish we got more Nishida in later games

[@YukoUsami]

"Safety First"