could make a pretty scarf with all the red flags this guy gives.
@vickeeho75433 жыл бұрын
right 😭
@narinefetysov17633 жыл бұрын
Omgggggg THIIIISS
@ikermit57513 жыл бұрын
Ik 💀
@starycat70863 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@sherrytaylor97463 жыл бұрын
But yet, we all keep coming back for more LOL
@Xian8393 жыл бұрын
Him:"Why dont i get you some tea" Me: That's suspicious 🤨
@butterfrog56473 жыл бұрын
I said the same thing
@Beatriz.444_3 жыл бұрын
that's weird 🤨
@8Censored83 жыл бұрын
I was legit drinking tea when he said it
@roach9513 жыл бұрын
@@8Censored8 😳
@roach9513 жыл бұрын
@@butterfrog5647 hey human Pikachu!
@Line__12143 жыл бұрын
I feel like boyfriend asmr's were made to prepare us for an irl relationship, like we building up confidence and replies for every single scenario possible.
@Urmom.com222223 жыл бұрын
So true girlie u is smart😌😌✋✋
@WeddingxPeach972 жыл бұрын
I be bactaully testing how I would respond after each exchange
@TeutaASMRৎ2 жыл бұрын
Lmao fr😂
@flarethesmallpotatowolf91022 жыл бұрын
Why is this so true?! ✋😭
@angellove18722 жыл бұрын
@@WeddingxPeach97 big brain 🧠
@simg73 жыл бұрын
"Jealous-" *struggles with headphones* "SAY NO MORE" *proceeds to sprint to the bedroom*
@traumablanketva59833 жыл бұрын
I will not except this- Let’s go!
@Ash-hj4dk3 жыл бұрын
Me with no headphones: 😎
@simg73 жыл бұрын
@@Ash-hj4dk you woke up and chose not to give ✨any fucks✨ *pats your back*
@Ash-hj4dk3 жыл бұрын
@@simg7 UwU
@hijabkhalid70083 жыл бұрын
@@Ash-hj4dk you are bold
@birb12903 жыл бұрын
"im a girl that does boy voices" WHA- THAT'S IMPRESSIVE WHAT
@huhs1123 жыл бұрын
Mae is trans
@linus94453 жыл бұрын
@@huhs112 has she confirmed that before? She may be cisgender you can’t be so sure that she is trans unless she’s outwardly said that
@huhs1123 жыл бұрын
@@linus9445uhm yes Parker Mae came out around a year ago as transgender male to female I don't See the issue or why this should be unrealistic. Just explains why she can still have a wider vocal range then some others
@linus94453 жыл бұрын
@@huhs112 damn thats really amazing! we love a trans ASMR channel :)))
@aestheticrose0063 жыл бұрын
HOL ON-
@glokxz3 жыл бұрын
FINALLY A YANDERE THAT WON'T TRY AND KILL ME😄 Update: ... he's still scary tho😐
@jazbo08223 жыл бұрын
Lol
@oldpeople18932 жыл бұрын
FR THO
@aceofspades94713 жыл бұрын
Him: “you are not allowed to talk to any other boy when I’m not around” Me: Sir I am pansexual
@dulapeep78943 жыл бұрын
Same bestie🤪🤘
@tar-tar-tartagliaslefttoe3 жыл бұрын
Yup 😌👌
@andi0.03 жыл бұрын
same here bestayys
@cassidycorona10403 жыл бұрын
Yass sameee
@mardinafowles57803 жыл бұрын
Bih. SAME 🤪
@kuisongmei3 жыл бұрын
"When i was looking through your phone, i found some things didn't quite expect. Do you know what am i talking about?" Me: **sweats nervously because he might have saw my Wattpad library**
@tracyquinn64392 жыл бұрын
Img why was i thinking the same thing 😂😂😂
@ChildhoodMeWouldBeProud2 жыл бұрын
GURL SAME
@user-im5zp9pw2x2 жыл бұрын
FR ONG
@Ibara12012 жыл бұрын
ONG
@AlysonS. Жыл бұрын
Bro your scared about your Wattpad I'm scared about the messages between me and my friends they send me things that are worse than cringe x infinity.
@akumakage72273 жыл бұрын
Best Yandere asmr ever. Didn't creep me out and was also sweet 10/10
@dASHingly-handsome3 жыл бұрын
Him: "you can't talk to any other boys" Me: Boi I'm bisexual with a free will✋
@hardik66993 жыл бұрын
That's empowerment
@nfdl3 жыл бұрын
ok
@mikey-in5zu3 жыл бұрын
Boi- he maybe break ur legs and cant walk in a week-
@asmo_bby83093 жыл бұрын
You play obey me AND you're bi? Are you my twin or something
@tofuux3 жыл бұрын
"Hey cuties~" that part is always iconic
@yyyaariii3 жыл бұрын
Him: I found things I didn’t quite expect.. Me on the inside: *SHIT FUCK OH GOD HE SAW MY SEARCH HISTORY*
@possiblyavian-38203 жыл бұрын
That’s what my brain went to also :,> I don’t need anyone in my internet history
@meimei54583 жыл бұрын
your pfp
@ikermit57513 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@starycat70863 жыл бұрын
Same and my wattpad
@jessicadegen84333 жыл бұрын
MOOD!!! 😂
@Mxsh43 жыл бұрын
I was searching for boyfriend asmrs rn and I got notified😂🖤
@skypie53743 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂
@Daworld12123 жыл бұрын
Please 😀🔫✨
@PARIS-g6j3 жыл бұрын
SAME
@Mxsh43 жыл бұрын
@@Daworld1212 iwa chan !?
@whoislalala3 жыл бұрын
@@Daworld1212 Iwa why are u here? Sir I have seen you some else before.
@Ophilee3 жыл бұрын
Them: whisper's Me: well that felt different...
@squirrelle3 жыл бұрын
Wait... Are we mad about the 27 calls? I've had a few roommates in the past and honestly, if they called and texted that many times I would be calling back or rushing home to make sure there isn't an emergency I love your audios! Thank you for posting and have a wonderful day 😊
@lialialia9413 жыл бұрын
You kinda scared me with the "I found things on your phone that I didn't expect" BRUHH MY HEARTTT
@s_a_r_a_h80603 жыл бұрын
Him: Why dont ı get you some tea? Me: gets tea and drinks* Me: no thank you Me: sleeps* My pow: god nooo-
@ramennoodlecup3 жыл бұрын
i can already tell this is gonna be adorable❤️ edit: OH YEAH THIS IS REALLY GOOD SO FAR😳
@enviousmartini3 жыл бұрын
Him: "you are not allowed to talk to any other boy when I’m not around" Me: "and im guessing you dont know ive been on tinder for the past 3 months and found myself 2 sugar daddies that pay me in cash money?🤔" ... Him: "Ive been wanting to be yours for so long now" Me: "Awww! Looks like your gonna have to wait longer"
@glokxz3 жыл бұрын
PLEASE YOU FUCKING SLAYED HIM BRAVO BITCH👏💀
@enviousmartini3 жыл бұрын
@@glokxz Thanks I practiced~
@DuskSimpAkaDawnsanovo3 жыл бұрын
“Wait Matthew was there?” -mind: that’s my irl best friend….da fu?- Edit: HOW THE HECK HAS this blown up already wtf? does everyone relate to this!? Edit 2: HOLY MACKEREL ITS BEEN 4 days and this is already up to 104 likes!?
@justnick81933 жыл бұрын
Thats my besties name too 💀
@DuskSimpAkaDawnsanovo3 жыл бұрын
@@justnick8193 oh meh god noice.
@ragealien003 жыл бұрын
The fact that I have a friend named Matthew too- 💀
@DuskSimpAkaDawnsanovo3 жыл бұрын
@@ragealien00 oh meh god noice
@robotchaffee3 жыл бұрын
my cousins name is matthew💀😭
@M0NOS_DAD3 жыл бұрын
The complete change in voices is just mind boggling
@whoislalala3 жыл бұрын
Just woke up from sleeping. This is perfect.
@diamondheart29413 жыл бұрын
Him: is it ok if I get into bed with you? Me * in psycho mode*:AFTER WHAT YOU DID?! 🤨HELL NAW BUDDY ✋YOU SLEEPING ON THE COUCH! I AIN'T SLEEPING WITH SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T TRUST ME! NOW CHOP👏 CHOP👏OFF YOU GO, I need some sleep 👿
@Ferretawe3 жыл бұрын
Lmao best comment
@writetoaq3 жыл бұрын
Parker thank you for blessing me with your voice
@theofficialmia89493 жыл бұрын
At this point I'm inlove with your audios queen i love you keep up the good work
@anyaaa28013 жыл бұрын
Boyfriend ?! You're my roommate sweetie. Get it right 😴.
@itsnotttmeee62793 жыл бұрын
“Jealous” shes a runner shes a track star 🏃🏻♀️💨
@user-tt3yi2vn4g3 жыл бұрын
Yall the ending outro though is akdhak ahhh so cute like i was enjoying this video already and then the ending damn dude rlly be giving 2 types of energy in one video.
@ikermit57513 жыл бұрын
The way they said I'll just crush these up so loudly as well 🤣
@juunsage22713 жыл бұрын
"YA ILL JUST CRUSH THESE UP INTO YOUR DRINK DEFINITELY NOT SUSPICIOUS OR ANYTHING NAH I WOULD NEVER"
@gensogirlcirno3 жыл бұрын
i wanted to go to sleep, then i saw this 👁️👁️
@kornea-t3y3 жыл бұрын
Same ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@k3yke_5053 жыл бұрын
Sleep can wait
@samanthacarlos60043 жыл бұрын
i can relate to that lol 😂
@Ferretawe3 жыл бұрын
What’s sleep? Never heard of it 👩🦯
@lorraneeduarda77043 жыл бұрын
Hello from Brazil 😁❤️ I love your videos they always help me sleep and I hope you are having a good day ✨🍃
@lovely_daisies43113 жыл бұрын
What my parents think I listen to (Minecraft) What I actually listen to (Yandere Boyfriend ASMR)
@andi0.03 жыл бұрын
bestie its the same way with me-
@starycat70863 жыл бұрын
@@andi0.0 same
@beowulf49663 жыл бұрын
Okay, I think this one may be my new favorite. 11/10 absolute banger ty for blessing us. 🥰
@kalopsia87093 жыл бұрын
I didn't read the yandere part, so when it got to the part where he put me to sleep with the tea I was so shocked-
@pandora26093 жыл бұрын
Same 💀
@MythicSushi3 жыл бұрын
The lonelys are getting fed today. First Yuzuya uploads, then Siren's Son and now Parker too 🤩 You love to see it
@Mxsh43 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@insomniavoid3 жыл бұрын
.....that growl at the beginning....oh dear.
@villainyn20733 жыл бұрын
"You're not allowed too talk to other boys when I'm not around" Me: FINE ILL TALK TOO GIRLS 😌
When i heard him say "crush up a few of these into it" I Died Of A Nose Bleed
@zenitsuagatsumafrfr3 жыл бұрын
Let’s be real, We all want to date a Yandere but then we realize that… We would probably just end up in ✨Therapy✨
@nikhitagudekar21902 жыл бұрын
i still want a ✨yandere✨
@Line__12143 жыл бұрын
Him:"why would have them saved in your phone" Me:"research purposes"
@Anna_editzz3 жыл бұрын
I AM SPEED🏃♀️🏃♀️
@echoanderson6153 жыл бұрын
Someone get this man's some air. This is so good.
@imanobody88573 жыл бұрын
I was just watching your other videos,what good timing 😂
@vlvexx3 жыл бұрын
“i found somethings i didn’t quite expect” me:😃 well
@jessicadegen84333 жыл бұрын
"Have some tea, just to destress." I don't trust this... *laughs* "looks like someone's coming to." I KNEW IT!!!
@tofuux3 жыл бұрын
"You can't talk to any other boys" But- But I have 4 brothers😭
@izukumidoriya28263 жыл бұрын
Me with 2 brothers
@tofuux3 жыл бұрын
@@izukumidoriya2826 lol
@teeheeheehee68483 жыл бұрын
ty for posting this on my birthday best thing that happened
@lylyelelandox65893 жыл бұрын
Him: Don't worry darling, I would never do that Me: You are scaring me...... Are you Toga but boy version?
@nightpalaceasmr3 жыл бұрын
Thank God, I finally found a video to help me fall asleep tonight! Thank you for another great upload :) ❤️
@michikosupremacy46543 жыл бұрын
I’m getting to bold listening to stuff like this without headphones
@scaralauvr3 жыл бұрын
Yk I usually don't like yanderes but this.... OH BOY SIGN ME UP! *struggling to get the earphones*
@emmariddell94743 жыл бұрын
Him: “I found some things I... didn’t quite expect.” Me: *sweating* ‘Oh no... he found my Wattpad history!” “O-oh Y-y-yeah????”
@dreamthendo45863 жыл бұрын
OOH MAMA THE PERFECT ASMR YANDERE
@Tyty-he4km3 жыл бұрын
This mans giggles gives me butterflies ☺️
@valerialopez92193 жыл бұрын
It’s a woman actually she’s Trans :)
@lux_love96412 жыл бұрын
SHE JUST GIGGLED AND I SAW UR COMMENT-
@tiredwhxre39853 жыл бұрын
I love how Parker's voice makes me wanna go "MMMM HOT MALE VOICE" 😂
@shellysharma62743 жыл бұрын
Bro I did NOT expect the sudden change in voice He's TALENTED
@fishmilk03 жыл бұрын
girl
@stardust53223 жыл бұрын
She’s **🤙🏻💖
@plum484783 жыл бұрын
I’m mixed with one too many emotions. Am I ok? What kind of side effects is this ASMR pill giving me?!? 😳
@Venuswiththestars3 жыл бұрын
I was like Mmmm yandare boys As a joke… But man… *i don’t think it’s a joke anymore…*
@kpoplover29943 жыл бұрын
KZbin: Pa Me: I'm already here
@laylajewell29053 жыл бұрын
Girl she said ROOMMATE. I can imagine that he is just in my face like sweetheart you can breathing in my eyes backup 🤣🤣
@KamiTenchi3 жыл бұрын
Let's pray he chains me up.
@hhoneyglasss3 жыл бұрын
BESTIE WHAT 😭
@izukumidoriya28263 жыл бұрын
Understandable
@meimei54583 жыл бұрын
I JUST OPENED THE COMMENTS. 😭
@Ferretawe3 жыл бұрын
@@meimei5458 SAME
@artgirl963 жыл бұрын
Awww omg so sweet
@raggedyanne96313 жыл бұрын
Lol we are so lonely we look up ASMR boyfriends I’m literally just realizing this and I’m dead 💀✌️
@vivianmorales16473 жыл бұрын
It was NOT what I was expecting, It was better 💖
@FourLeafClover3133 жыл бұрын
Him: "You are not allowed to talk to any other guys when I'm not around" Me: I'm having I hard time socializing soooooo, I don't talk to others that much-
@pbvibes67893 жыл бұрын
"I didn't want to have to kill another one" IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED TO GREG FROM 2ND SHIFT AT DOMINO'S????? BABY???????
@Sketchyshiz3 жыл бұрын
Him: you can't talk to any other boys My panromantic @ss: congratulations you have successfully eliminated about one forth of the problem
@Im_baely3 жыл бұрын
Just what I needed cuz I’m sad but I love your content :)
@shadhq91983 жыл бұрын
Me not having a brother named Matthew and a dad named Matthew
@bereaux943 жыл бұрын
Soon as he said let me get you some tea. I was like DON'T DRINK IT! Lol 😂 guess I drank it anyways. I am stupid after all lol.
@r.h.85043 жыл бұрын
Jokes on you I’m in to bondage 😂
@fuyuisyoursandmine.34633 жыл бұрын
Your telling me I can't hang out with my boy cousin- without you around- Whenever me and my boy cousin hang out: Me: can I play on your phone? 👁👄👁 my boy cousin: here-👁👄👁 The next day I woke up in the same bed as him cause I stay over at his house. Me: good morning 👁👄👁- wAIT- did we hug each other and ya leg is on my thighs when we're asleep?-🤺 Him: idk- I think we did-🤺 It so awkward especially when I have to share a bed with him and my aunt cause there are no space left since we're in a hotel- The next morning my aunt explains what we did when we are asleep to both of us🗿 Him: .... *blush a little and go shower* Me: ..... 👁👄👁- *lay down in the bed and wait for my boy cousin to finished showering * My aunt: (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)- anyWaYs-👄
@Diamond12343 жыл бұрын
Me: I DON'T WANT TEA, I WANT -ANSWERS- SLEEP! ...Nah but really if I was tired I'd go straight to bed lksdjfalkdfj- Anyway, thanks for another audio, I like jumping into the stories all you ASMR people weave and sass them.
@llaanniiinaw3 жыл бұрын
the dude on the thubmail be looking extra spicy todayy
@nleahc3 жыл бұрын
Bless because this isn't creepy 😚😘
@kangtrisk3 жыл бұрын
Omg I can’t- Close your eyes, it’s way more exciting
@lolitang12103 жыл бұрын
I only just started watching the video and I’m already panicking 🧍🏻♀️
@HeluvzzKayla9733 жыл бұрын
Him: you can’t talk to boys when I’m not around Me:😉
@springladyrose19183 жыл бұрын
This is so good ✨ you sound so good 👁️👄👁️👂✨
@abidabby94813 жыл бұрын
Perfect timing
@ghostieface1853 жыл бұрын
Him:“Wait Mathew was there “ Me: ok that’s my brother so yea no
@lindleyziglar24853 жыл бұрын
"no, I didnt call you 27 times."
@klore7773 жыл бұрын
You already know I’m here.
@whoislalala3 жыл бұрын
Yes queen
@Mina-ee2mn3 жыл бұрын
Hi miss girl 😙✌️
@klore7773 жыл бұрын
@@Mina-ee2mn Heyyy, I’m not surprised to find you here either.
@Mina-ee2mn3 жыл бұрын
@@klore777 hehehehe
@itsme13753 жыл бұрын
Bakugou approves 👍
@izukumidoriya28263 жыл бұрын
Kacchan?
@itsme13753 жыл бұрын
@@izukumidoriya2826 DEKU? WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO
@yomamaslegs3 жыл бұрын
Me simping again tfffffff😀
@bakugouswaifuu71093 жыл бұрын
Him- let me make you some tea Me- awww that’s sweet of you *remembers it’s a yandere audio* wait- Him- let me just crush these in here Oh shiiiii
@mbkx54413 жыл бұрын
I'm so shy with your voice right now 🥺
@justasimp27663 жыл бұрын
no other boys are allowed to talk to you My brothers: excuse me?
@potatosack71283 жыл бұрын
The picture made me feel ✨astronomical✨
@MariekeLisette2 жыл бұрын
You've earned a subscriber!
@noorulhudajavaid15913 жыл бұрын
"How many red flags do you want?" "Yes-"
@Asmr_Watcher073 жыл бұрын
We have been caught he found our photo album mission failed but succeded we got em
@juunsage22713 жыл бұрын
mission failed successfully gang
@whonotme44443 жыл бұрын
IVE GOT AN IDEA what about a tsundere yandere love the video btw ❤️
@royaledits89123 жыл бұрын
His chocolate orbs dilated as his gaze locked with mine, he leaned forward, enough to make me reconsider my intentions; I stared back with equal intensity enforcing my mind to stay intact as my eyes silently threatened him to look away first. An angelic chuckle erupted from his throat as he tucked a fleeing strand of hair behind my ear, his fingers brushing my earlobe, almost daringly; certainly aware of the effect he had on me. My hands that once rested at my sides now pushed upon his chest, desperately trying to create some distance as his warm minty breath continued to hit my face, clouding my conscious. His hands shot up, tangling with my own as he gripped both my wrists with either one of his hands, trapping me against the wall, his glare never flattening. My breath hitched as his lips crashed upon mine, bruising them. Pushing me further into the wall, his lips now at my jaw, kissing and biting as he grinds onto me, ensuring I feel every inch of his arousal. Letting out an animalistic groan as he rubs himself onto me, matching my heavy breaths. His lips continue their torture as he drags them down my throat, nibbling onto the soft flesh above my pulse as a breathless moan escapes my lips, making him stop, as if he's scared to touch me, too frightened I'd break; glaring at me as if I was some mesmerising antique. I lean forward to place a quick peck on the tip of his nose; this seems to break his daze, chucking as he nuzzles back into my neck. "you're going to be the death of me", his voice a mere whisper; burning my skin. Oh if only he knew. My body tensed on instinct, afraid he had figured it all out, but I discard the unwelcoming thought in an instant. He couldn't. I gaze up at the ceiling, a smile glued onto my lips in victory, as he takes my earlobe into his mouth, grazing the soft flesh with his bare teeth, almost painfully. They say that Satan doesn't appear in a cape and a pair of horns, he comes as everything you've ever wished for. On wattpad- Her traitorous disguise
@whonotme44443 жыл бұрын
For all the comments who are saying Parker is a guy or refering to Parker as he/him *she* is a girl her pronouns are she /her :)
@sora62753 жыл бұрын
“I was searching through this phone of yours...” Me: you... you didn’t look at my search history...? Did you...? N-NOT LIKE THERE WOULD BE ANYTHING TO FIND BUT- but still... 😗😐
@therapy81532 жыл бұрын
Him: "no other boys are allowed to talk to you when I'm not around" Me: *...what about girls*
@les98603 жыл бұрын
Flashhh
@твоямама-я3е3 жыл бұрын
NOT HIM GOING THRU MY PHONE HEEL NO I GOT THINGS IN THERE