Yandere Elf Girl Makes You Her Husband! (F4M • Monster Girl Audio • Hunting & Capturing You)

[@my_dad_came_back_with_milk]

Disclaimer: do not attempt to near fatally wound yourself in a forest, chances of being found by a cute elf are despairingly low.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

That's why you have to be sure to "get lost" near the elf villages. Increases your odds. >.>

[@andrewfriesicke6579]

Low, but never zero

[@my_dad_came_back_with_milk]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio never back down never what

[@jokestermasteroflaughter7754]

Until your there standing arms wide open at the gate and all the elf woman rush passed you. Even the elders are like ouch bro, feel bad for you, here j just go home there’s someone out there for you. They slip a 20 into your pocket and send you on your way

[@That_50s_Guy]

​@@my_dad_came_back_with_milknever supply terrorist organizations with Uranium?

[@imadgenius]

"I dint want to accidentally hurt you" she says, seconds after firing an arrow near the listener

[@valleyard8674]

Oh nooo, I got caught by the cute elf, what can I do... Guess I have no choice other than become a husband...poor me...

[@Ded-Nside3825]

Listener on the run: “I think I’ll be able to escape, I don’t think I caught any elf’s eye.” *Looks back to see the elves’ best huntress charging him at 45 miles an hour.* I saw this script making rounds and was amped to see you did one. 👍

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Ah! I'm glad! I've wanted to get to it for awhile, but chose to wait for an event. I'm glad you liked it!

[@ALIV3LOX]

The thumbnail for this one, I'd like to imagine that she's saying "ₕₑₕₑ...gotcha" and then mixed with that smugness on her face xD

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Oh, she's definitely the smug type! You got her pegged exactly right.

[@Echo2-2]

I was initially very intrigued by the title when it was announced, and I ended up really enjoying this audio! Excellent work, Velvet!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Awesome, thank you!

[@ldog378]

I’m glad you’re back this is gonna be fun

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I'm so happy to be back! And I hope you're right. I hope you enjoy it!

[@OrthoBear520]

Reminds of an audio where the listener jumps into the elf with the glasses trap. Wholesome

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

That one might be related! There is a companion script to this one with a softer, sweeter elf girl. I admit I only skimmed that one, though. ^^

[@OrthoBear520]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio I believe you’re right. Plus that script goes into the lore with the humans and the elf’s. I can’t wait to hear it again one day.

[@ZayZenBlaze]

I see the title and you already have my attention with Elf Girl. I read the description and then you have me immediately put this down in my playlist for later! What a unique idea! Thank you Vanilla! ^_^

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I agree, it's a cute, unusual plot! Hope you enjoyed it!

[@ASMR_Junkie]

Congrats on 3 years of Here For The Boos!

[@zackihen4905]

I mean if this is what losing feels like... Then I don't wanna win! Much love from UK Vel! 😄💙

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

What a good sport! Much love from my side of the pond, as always! 💖

[@IronPiedmont]

This is unrealistic. I wouldn't be running away from a pretty Elf woman, I'd be running towards her! Also, "tiny cute elf with the glasses." It was a surprise to hear a GentleGF reference, but it's a welcome one!

[@Echo2-2]

Agreed

[@greenonedragon7356]

Thank you for the fantastic story!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@mr.vesper5659]

This was a lot of fun. Definitely enjoyed it. Great job

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Awesome! Thank you!

[@PeterJL]

So i get a overly loving elf wife with maybe starting a family in the future... so why am i running again?

[@ldog378]

Thanks for the amazing audio I’m glad you’re back

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Thank you! I'm glad to be back. ^^

[@ProblematicHuman]

This is my life now and I'm ok with it. Wonderful audio

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

That's the spirit! And thank you! I'm glad you liked it. ^^

[@johnturner7952]

I’m glad that your back Vanilla!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Me too! Thank you so much!

[@cyberdragon3721]

Bruh i had a nightmare this exact same situation happened except instead of elf girls it was giant cheeseburgers trying to eat me

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

If I were being chased by giant cheeseburgers the hunters would quickly become the hunted...but then, I've been sick and not eating much. There's a good chance I'd kill someone for a regular size cheeseburger, much less a giant one.

[@AV20242]

Oh my gosh i love your take on this one. The voice acting is freaking amazing, The thumbnail is awesome, The script isn't bad. Keep it up ❤️🔪

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I'm glad you liked it!

[@D3NS3TSU]

I'm getting chased (not by the I.R.S this time, thank god) by a love elf? Is Vel going to be a witch for Halloween, cus she is cooking up a feast right now!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Haha, I'm going to be what I am for Halloween almost every year! ...entirely too lazy to dress up.

[@D3NS3TSU]

After listening comment: as a sonic fan, I am disgraced to say that the listen, is indeed not a fast...or do elfs have enhanced speed? Vel, please help me out! 😅

[@SeldomLuis]

Shot them in the knees? Welp, I guess the village got new guards.

[@JariahxSynn]

Yeah i was gonna say that may be low level crippling. 😂

[@vforvortex5804]

We got like 7 references in a span of less than a minute lol. Absolutely amazing

[@MidnightSmoke]

I don't think I would refuse that offer. Here is your like and comment as payment for the story and to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

That's good. I don't think she'd take no for an answer even if you did! And thank you! I appreciate that! 💖

[@holopilot2241]

This was really good! Excellent work!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Thank you! Cheers!

[@Naptime101]

3:33 got me singing rick astley

[@Pedro_Alcantara]

Never gonna let'chu down

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

🎶🎵🎷🎵🎶

[@Cyber-_-]

LETS GOO THIS PLUS DUOLINGO HIGH STREAK BABIIIIIYYY

[@luissantiago5163]

Oh hype. This'll be lovely

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I hope you enjoy it!

[@lol-2247]

This is where the fun begins. 😊

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Impossible to see, the future is.

[@Dragoon-ob3mg]

Her about feeling good a have I

[@carsonhowell3100]

It’s nice to see everything back on track, I hope the plague has loosened its grip

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I'm still not at a hundred percent, but I'm doing loads better than I was last week! And I am so glad to be back. I hope you enjoy the return!

[@SendRabbits]

Spoiled by a badass strong elf lady ? Sounds like a win to me ❤️

[@Amused_brain]

Worth losing after the arrow to the knee line. Well done. Cheers!

[@Colonel-Sigma]

High Elves + jacked tomboy = Wood Elves Wood Elves > High Elves

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Tomboy supremacy. 🙌

[@yancon2862]

Oh, I had been meaning to give this script a read. Guess I can experience it through your fill instead.

[@SergioAOrtiz]

Elf's Hunger Games!

[@GregPrice-ep2dk]

Nice reference to the other version of this story with the nerdy elf gil... ;)

[@TheYounglingSlayer]

I imagine a horde of them in hot pursuit of Anakin as he runs through the forest. Anytime one gets close, he just pushes them into oblivion with the force. I don't imagine he'd be afraid; probably enjoying the thrill of the hunt, even if he's technically the hunted!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Ah, the ancient Jedi art of tag!

[@KhanuHydra]

I like where this is going

[@samj8058]

Oh no!! I have to marry a hot strong dominant possible yandere elf girl!!!! Well, if I have to......... Loved this!!! This got suprisingly really sweet and wholesome at the end. I wouldn't mind being carried like that..... Also, "they took an arrow to the knee". Love that!! AMAZING performance as always!!!!! She had a very calming and somewhat peaceful voice I felt. Thank you for another PERFECT vid!!!! P.S. I actuelly think this has a "sister" script about that elf girl with glasses she mentioned. I believe she's, supposed to be the shy one while this one is the, well, dominant one.

[@t-r-e-x452]

This reminds me of a fanfic or two about this premise. Several extra-species are hunting for a man in a sort of contest.

[@skystriker4459]

Brroooooo I don't care this is for Halloween I need her to return please I beg of you

[@ChrisTheFreedomEnjoyer]

5:26 Hehehe arrow to the knee

[@LyaksandraB]

Straight out of the Baalbuddy universe. XD

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Haha, it wouldn't be the first time someone wrote a script inspired by Baalbuddy that I ended up covering!

[@LyaksandraB]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio Really? This is the first connection I notice, and only because it's really obvious considering the canon of his elves. Do you remember which videos of yours had scripts inspired by him? It might be interesting to watch them within this context.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

The only one I remember for sure is Eldritch Horror Girl Needs a Friend: kzbin.info/www/bejne/a33Co2Swa5x8eZY I had no idea when I filled it that the script was inspired by one of his comics! (Which was an interesting experience, since I added a bunch of gags to pad out the audio which made it more unique unintentionally.) I think there are a few others I've done that people have drawn comparisons to his work, but I don't remember which ones off the top of my head.

[@LyaksandraB]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio Thanks.

[@finnishthefinnish415]

So the options are, hope to God your cardio is good enough to run and avoid elves for 24 hours. Or be claimed and cared for by the said elves. My un-fit ass is gonna get caught regardless

[@halo129830]

Hiding is not a hard art uncomfortable it is but if you careful it's really easy

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

Don't threaten me with a good time

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I'm afraid that's all we've got in stock today!

[@maikonsousa6516]

Part 2 please kisses ♥️

[@thegentlemen6729]

Let me roll out the welcome wagon first come first serve a once in a life time offer of me for the lucky huntress who is able to get to me first. Very unique idea i cant wait for it

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I hope you enjoy it!

[@yandereneko5523]

On this day, neko was corrupted by the oneesan.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Pour one out for the loss of neko innocence. Although, I guess cats are pretty corrupt already so...

[@izurokamakura4778]

Damn, i feel bad for the rest of the elf girls. I hope they can still go on adventures in the future.

[@KipcreateGaming]

Being hunted as an elf girl's prey sounds nice and all, until you realize she's a Bosmer and you're in Valenwood.

[@DomainofInsanityA113]

I dont think an elf that shot off two pop culture references back to back really lives in the forest 😆 Mayhaps she snuck into this event to participate in a different kind of speed dating.

[@powerup3005]

Something about VV being confident, maybe even a bit cocky... My knees are suddenly weak madam

[@Im-Cyber]

1:57 General Kenobi.

[@lukerubrum5618]

I think I've heard this script before but the elf girl was a sub. Now I'm ready to get nabbed 😈

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Ha! You're right! There's a companion script with a sweet, shy elf.

[@theeternal2734]

Hey Velvet, Are You Well? I Wanted To Say You're Wonderful And You're Doing Amazing Work, Love You❤️💜

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I am! Thanks for asking. I hope you're doing just as well!

[@burnslee1164]

Why do I remember you releasing this audio already?

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

No idea! But I definitely haven’t 😅

[@MR_Angelgd]

These the games I’m tryna play not hers 😒 Can’t wait to listen tho ❤️

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I hope you like it!

[@zachatack5843]

This may be my one exemption to fey and Eldar

[@M0DIDDLY]

Ahh, the most dangerous game, but turned into a battle royal.

[@tylerferguson3193]

Hope you had a good day

[@-Autocons9999]

I used to be an adventure like you 5:26

[@alexgids]

Quick question: how does one go about signing up for this contest?

[@IZAAK-ZK]

Take the ending and replace the elf carrying and pampering the listener with me and COVID Velvet. If COVID or any other sickness tries to get their filty hands on m̶y̶ g̶i̶r̶l̶ everybody’s favorite sweetheart, I might have to get involved yandere style.

[@nickvlahos4547]

Is the mic peaking or does it not have a pop filter? Somehow the frequency of this voice or something resonates somehow that’s funky or echoes or maybe it’s my speakers 🤔💭

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I’m sorry to hear that! I always use a pop filter and there isn’t any peaking/clipping in the track.

[@kaciekk]

I'm not a man, but I do love me some dominant women

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

They are pretty great!

[@JariahxSynn]

VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV Please the second part and the prequel! Please Please Please Please! 😸✨✨✨

[@thomasthecrunkengine3512]

1:57 General Kenobi…

[@adrunkencrow2280]

Note to self carry a concealed beretta 92 to increase chance of escaping elf forest.

[@Knightmare22]

Well, I mean, as long as there are perks, I'm down for it🥰. How bad could be??

[@Pedro_Alcantara]

Great work, but velvet, find a bloody better arrow to surface sound effect

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I actually had to make that one from scratch by combining a few SFX! But I'll tell ya what. If you do the leg work to find a better one that's clean of background noise, without reverb, in .wav format, and public domain, I'll use it.

[@Shawn_Boyce]

😳😳 8:00 😁😳

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

😄

[@BirdieSenpai]

I don't speak Elvish; I sell propane. Sorry, ma'am. Jokes aside, looking forward to enjoying after work, as always, Vel! Hope you're feeling much, much better!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I'm doing a ton better than I was last week! I'm still feeling a little gross but it's nice that my brain is no longer at a low simmer. I hope you enjoy the audio! And I hope work is treating you well. 💖

[@BirdieSenpai]

​@@VanillaVelvetAudio So glad to hear that, Vel! Hope you'll be back to 100% super soon! Work was fantastic! My favorite little 104-year-old was energetic and smiling at everyone she saw; she really made my day, as did your audio, as always! Crazy that the elf girl is even older than my little patient!

[@MichaelDouglas-fd7gn]

Please get part 2

[@VoiceofJuany]

Hmmmm …wheres the nearest elf village 🤔

[@anomanderrake654]

Oh no, what a horrible fate... where do sign?

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Right here, on the dotted line, in triplicate. Make sure it's in blood or it's not legally binding!

[@red.valentine]

it's the roundness and acne, that's why the ladies love me 😏

[@Justabloke.]

Whenever I hear the word "Mate" in any Audio asmr I always instantly assume you are saying friend... Bruh living in australia does that to you I guess.

[@DrGreen-oo3ei]

I never agreed to this And I still don't agree to it and you're gonna To let me go. Or you're gonna take on a corpse. That is your only options.

[@lol-2247]

Do you what to play a game? 🥄🐦

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

...dare I ask what a spoon and a bird signify?!

[@lol-2247]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio the bird is being very threatening🥄🐦

[@ArceusZer035]

💚🏹💚

[@Void_Out]

👌🗿

[@maikonsousa6516]

Kisses my love kisses hugs beautiful kisses i love you Very much kisses