Yandere!Kitsune x Listener~ Married to a Fox Spirit....

[@slacko7500]

Yandere: You don't have girlfriend Me: Yes I do, but she goes to another school, so you wouldn't know her.

[@addygil5000]

Your comment made my day.

[@LowIntSpecimen]

*primary school power move*

[@haruhirogrimgar6047]

Yandere: You don't have a girlfriend. Me an intillectual: Are you dumping me?

[@cipher01]

I read your comment as she spoke lol

[@alexorman9670]

Even though my character Michael knight is married to her in the audio book crime fighting series knight rider 2206, he would protect her til the end.

[@falloutzone-qh6qs]

Why can’t the main character ever just be like “Dope a free loyal wife who also seems to be a badass!”

[@cipher01]

@@tonylex3760 the last part came out of nowhere and I almost choked lol!

[@jeremysorejian]

Scared of commitment

[@antoniomartinez1682]

Maybe the MC is not interested in love?

[@VaderTheWhite]

I KNOW!

[@poilce4768]

falloutzone2000 truth

[@Field_Agent_Quinn]

Her: My mating season is in the spring. Me: But my mating season is year round.

[@sake5065]

Field Agent Quinn me:I may have the materials to mate but I’m underage I’m 11

[@igristheredknight955]

Naruto Uzumaki you’re a dad!

[@imperialguardsman8088]

Umm agent Quinn, why aren’t you in the field?

[@Trump-eh6xt]

Wait Naruto is in here no way how's hinata and where kurama at boy

[@Trump-eh6xt]

@@sake5065 dude you slid in and out of hinata to make 2 kids and you're 11 years old

[@Legend-qq6km]

"I hope you're good at cooking too" Well, I can boil a mean pot of water.

[@GothicChoccyMilk]

Wow why are you not on master chef.

[@FaithCat77]

Delicious finally some good fucking food

[@Nolan15692]

I can make flaming toast

[@AndrewMayhem]

The waters dry!!! You evaporated it!!

[@Wormy_fren]

Meatbread anyone???

[@adamali8811]

Reasons I'm single: -crazy parents × -the Olympic champion of awkwardness × -insane ghost wants me single ✓

[@KamiKitsuneVA]

Reasons I'm single: -scared of Women -too anxious to go outside -fat ugly NEET

[@moosecatguycatboy7477]

Reason I’m single: I’m wired And I’m 13 so ha

[@eeshsinger]

PrussianKamikaze true señor those dumb liberals ruin women

[@SpectralXIV]

Reasons I’m Single: 1: CBF 2. Not into BS 3. All of the above

[@zacrylist5748]

Reason I'm single - no redeeming qualitys

[@ProfDragonite]

As the great Johnny Bravo said, "I am sickened... but curious."

[@THAT-CAMERA-MAN]

whoa mamma

[@Sebastian_Almric]

**johnny bravo silent stare with the sunglasses** (In voice) Imma gon get you

[@alexanderhusen4799]

You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention

[@kokushibo6299]

@@THAT-CAMERA-MAN You will never take me alive!!

[@acrusader3126]

*unintelligible radio gargle followed by the activation of a stun stick*

[@shadowrogue9302]

Kitsune spirit: “I’m sorry I didn’t mean to frighten you.” Me: “Woman I’m not frightened I’m curious let me learn from you.”

[@smilemore7431]

“That’s because I see into your soul!” “Oh please I have no soul.” (Squidward laugh as I fly away)

[@theamazinggoldfish8713]

Mine (my soul) has an stiletto shaped hole in it from my last girlfriend.

[@jasoneliasvoorhees3652]

Spongebob: No squidward i meant good for your soul😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇 Squidward: Oh please I have no soul😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈 Name that episode.

[@jasoneliasvoorhees3652]

@julien villagrana i know that is why i said it

[@jasoneliasvoorhees3652]

@julien villagrana yes and no

[@jasoneliasvoorhees3652]

@julien villagrana a spongebob refernce

[@brokensystem5583]

Yandere: you can’t hide your smell from me my love Me: “pulls out 50g of weed” WATCH ME

[@BlackArcherGaming]

Gonna get high?

[@brokensystem5583]

BlackArcher123Gaming 3 high as Empire State Building fam

[@SuperCommando48]

Well at that point you just smell like weed. You've masked your smell with yet another smell a kitsune just has to catch onto to find you. At least you're high.

[@epicman5189]

Golden Gamer lets get high together brotha

[@codysmith3531]

*door banging* *FBI OPEN UP*

[@adityaroy4857]

Kina: didn’t you find it very strange that a bright sunny day had suddenly become dark? Me: I live in Australia. This happens all the time

[@Grimlock-2020]

Same in Arizona same

[@Bumblebee2361]

You ok from the fires?

[@lildan1796]

Same in California

[@jasoneliasvoorhees3652]

Hello i live in Australia. Too

[@justdeathless200]

Same in Michigan

[@angelus_solus]

Kitsune: "We are married, forever!" Me: *feigns dramatic self pitty* "Oh woah is me! What shall I ever do!"

[@Ipsolus]

"Size isn't everything" It bodes well for me that you feel that way.

[@justasentientmclarenp1879]

I honestly don’t know what to comment

[@HydraMann]

*m o t i o n o f t h e o c e a n*

[@LordThomasPassion]

... relatable.

[@thetowerofbabble6307]

For you, She’ll make an exception

[@ironwolf3319]

Kitsune Waifu: "What's that book?" Me: "Uh... Nothin..." **Slowly hides book titled '3 Ways to Mask your Scent'**

[@demonmysterykid3343]

It doesn't work run for your life.

[@seanwolslau-holdren6731]

Have a Star Trek Transporter, escape in an X-Wing, or live on Mars.

[@thatonepersonwhodied2678]

For those wondering what "audio issue" Lyn mentioned: The BGM from 1:22 onward was changed. Before it was Japanese-styled music with a koto and shakuhachi (traditional instruments); now its just... kinda generic music? Whatevs, as long as we get our fix of Waifu ASMR

[@sake5065]

That one person who died when did part two start in the vid

[@jamesmasterson1886]

Just what I was wondering, thanks!

[@eliasestebansanchez6568]

Honestly, I can think of worse scenarios than being married to a Kitsune. Like... not being married to a Kitsune 😂

[@nerdstop5025]

or just having a break up before your visit to Japan

[@Cultureghost]

... being married to a lamprey

[@crabboi2282]

Being married to a rock

[@sherlock9397]

I’d have no complaints about being married to her and you’re Guaranteed to always have a wife when you die and Reincarnate she would be there waiting like welcome home darling it’s been a while

[@SylvesterJamison]

Pro: attractive, awesome at sex suductive, nice Cons:..........

[@nines9036]

Yandere Fox: You can’t escape me Me: YOU WANNA BET!!! Yandere Fox: Got you~ Me: This proves nothing

[@artemis2898]

mood

[@sincerelyotaku7878]

She's grace She's beauty She's crazy But most importantly... She's Waifu.

[@nlgamer4230]

Slowly clapping wel done brother you got the respect from me

[@bmunks8692]

*I GOT FARMED GOD DAMMIT!*

[@enchantedpuma6001]

She's under arrest for several war crimes

[@Nate-zm4jo]

Please tell me her name is Monik- ***JUST MONIKA***

[@dirtmesumshii1092]

Noice

[@yeetman8216]

Her: "Size doesn't always matter" Men *cries* we found the one

[@irandomtp]

2013: *What does the fox say?!* 2019 Lyn: perfect english..? 2019 Japanese tutors: *am I a joke to you..?!*

[@あきら-v7h]

iRandomTP fox: *does war scream*

[@demonmysterykid3343]

Other Fox's: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

[@renegadefart5905]

i ain't stuck here with you... you're stuck here with me!

[@Hollowghost360]

And both of you are stuck in bed together (says from far away) *HAPPY TRAVELS*

[@euaf-crimson1730]

**chopper fight intenifies**

[@cloudymcswirlz1769]

Yandere: you can never hide from me DoomSlayer: *loading shotgun after killing a horde of demon, trying to walk away from her*

[@legrapeape3432]

BURN THE HERETIC.

[@heathunter1656]

Grab the flamer, the heavy flamer.

[@mechamax5635]

R I P A N D T E A R but get me away from dis girl

[@seantaggart7382]

Me: Yeah you lay ONE FINGER ON ME im calling Alexa and bombing your shrine to dust Without a connection to earth You'll disappear

[@YCLCrush]

Also doom guy:tells intern guy to shoot the bfg 10k at his location

[@Ghost37545]

*When you wake up in a strange place and realize your new 'wife' is a Kitsune* "Damn. I knew that midnight drink tasted funny." *When you realize she's also a Yandere and you essentially roofied your own midnight drink* "What drug do I have sitting next to the cinnamon??" I know it's late but this is what my reaction would be.

[@badchilli1]

Bro this had me dying

[@zyvolt6233]

Yandere kitsune!!! I missed you Thank you lyn

[@sealkadoompokemonphd3770]

12:40 you realize this means you'll have to follow me into GameStop when the diamond and Pearl remakes come out

[@lifeEnthus1ast]

OML yes 😂😂😂

[@thebluehurricaneburter8223]

Yes she will I will drag her there

[@myersproductionsstudios4749]

THIS. This has aged perfectly

[@meowmaximum2838]

Why would I NOT want to be married to a Kitsune goddess

[@sisnegelicayan8266]

Rest in Peace tardar sause

[@theamazinggoldfish8713]

Because,.... foxes eat cats.🍩

[@BlackArcherGaming]

And she will kill any girls close to you duuuu

[@Nolan15692]

Fuck knows all I see Is pros no cons

[@gomnull2917]

Cuz they control all the power

[@sempitraum5541]

Well, I have an excuse to rewatch it again, so that's nice

[@stevegoesrogue]

Same, and an excuse to favorite it again for me

[@LuckiSir]

You got me there, time to watch it again :)

[@spunkybiscuits2259]

"You cant run from me, my love" Me: Wanna bet? *naruto runs*

[@Trump-eh6xt]

Remember to focus your chakra

[@theskullboy8700]

Nidindiayo

[@cadentheballer9082]

Shadow clone justu + chidori +sharingan

[@Trump-eh6xt]

@@cadentheballer9082 how's can this be

[@asueisfrikinghere7409]

Daddy Waffle Why would I do that

[@Sansmemelordover]

“The red string appeared on my finger see?” Me: well that simply won’t do! We will have to get you an actual ring as well! Something from my culture and yours to bind us!

[@Nolan15692]

Maybe some scp-420-j?

[@Sansmemelordover]

Site Commander Williams C-COMANDER WILLIAMS! *stands at attention*

[@skylthehusky3076]

her: "here, pet my tail" my eyes: "UWAAAAAAAAAA KAWAIIIII" my brain: "HOLY GOD SHES LETTING ME PET HER TAIL?!?!?!?!?!?!" my hands: "FLUFFFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY UWAAAAAAAAAAA" my soul: "this is the best-goddamned thing that's happened to me"

[@Bumblebee2361]

My thoughts: I shouldn't be doing this My body: f L o O f

[@forsakenknightmax3520]

Damn man you’ve gone to deep lol

[@yourfbiagent6752]

My stomach being kinda hungry tho

[@TheFierceDeity]

F L O O F Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALSO I AM A HUGE FAN OF THE LEGEND OF KITSUNES

[@kingfool8632]

Haha 69 nice

[@epicman5189]

“I know you don’t have a girlfriend” I don’t need one I have Minecraft

[@darthplagueis3488]

Me: (plays Minecraft) Fox spirit:(unplugs Xbox) it’s cuddling time🤗 Me: come on! I was on hardcore mode! Fox spirit: we’ll do it hardcore in bed

[@justdeathless200]

Big ol’ slap of meat but I just found diamonds

[@darthplagueis3488]

Just Deathless fox spirit: let’s make diamonds in the realm of my bedroom

[@justdeathless200]

Big ol’ slap of meat me: how many diamonds?

[@darthplagueis3488]

Just Deathless fox spirit: diamonds made inside my 😏

[@crowsnest8203]

Lyn. Lyn please. You don't know what you're doing here. Please. The laugh. It's too cute.

[@SESSHOMARU3INUTAISHO]

Yandere: I hope you're good at cooking too Me: well I hope you like carne asada and hatch green chili chicken enchiladas with corn tortillas because that is about as Mexican as I am willing to go. Unless you want some menudo, in which case that will need to be prepared over night and have ready in the morning for massive tequilla hangover por que sabes que, the worm will get you every time senorita.

[@joke_jester8394]

Me:ties a ribbon to every fox shrine I see Also me:this is a horrible idea

[@Shintokurome]

Your voice is oddly calming even your yandere laugh is quite enjoyable ^-^

[@HerrscherPuppet]

Has anyone else thought of using a loaf of bread as a pillow?

[@oblivionthunder8441]

Himeko Murata I’m using one right now.

[@sunpraiser5745]

........................yes...

[@heckinchonker577]

You could sleep on it then eat it

[@oblivionthunder8441]

T H I N N then again if it goes stale you could use it as a chair....

[@smilemore7431]

Now I can’t stop thinking about it!

[@cameronnewkirk5853]

Kitsune Waifu:Even when you become a Spirit there is no escape from my love Me:I wouldn't ever try to escape it

[@saur2244]

More like ( a beautiful fox spirit that loves you and is willing and able to cook for you and you can't escape from ? I fail to see a problem here ) lol 😆

[@mr.sanskid6413]

Her: i can see in your soul. My brain: your going to die. Me: makes a scared small scream. My soul: i feel violate. Her: mating season is in spring. My brain,soul, and me: spring dont come.

[@sansthetrueskelepun]

Kid you good?

[@skylthehusky3076]

her "you are now married to me" me "hell yes thank the lord... im sorry thank you i mean."

[@6monk]

Wait Why would a yandere kitsune goddess be bad?

[@ricardoadame4520]

It always go well

[@6monk]

My opinion of yanderes will never change! Yanderes are fun

[@cking4869]

6 monk Because giving a single person unlimited power always ends in benevolence.

[@lordinquisitorsec7532]

A Yandere with absolute power, really? Well it was nice knowing you. Because power corrupts ergo absolute power corrupts absolutely

[@Nolan15692]

@@lordinquisitorsec7532 absolutely

[@TheNightmareAngelYT]

“Married to a Fox Spirit” “Spirit“ Hey Luigi, can you come help me? Bring your multiplayer squad with you!

[@seantaggart7382]

Heheheh

[@bubbykins4864]

Sorry, but he doesn't have the right experiences for agriculture kami.

[@TheNightmareAngelYT]

@@bubbykins4864 You don’t know that. lol :)

[@TheStaniG]

So im single, a beautiful kitsune spirit wants to screw my brains out and look after me for eternity and the only terms to my ability to manifest in either world is loving her back and gaining her trust? Im struggling to see the downside, sign me the fuck up please.

[@axelmauriciolugo5811]

That laughter was very charming

[@guntervonduisburg6334]

Sounds like a kitchen

[@luckymo777]

I fear for my life come Spring.

[@jediknightking]

i'm right with u.........

[@tinysquid8786]

it spring right now tho

[@sunpraiser5745]

BOOK IT!!!

[@luckymo777]

Oh no! Time has betrayed me once again by moving forward!

[@devinroloff7801]

I'm not I can't wait 😁😘

[@spanishman3336]

I am married to a kitsune,wow! "Mom I am married now!" Mom: NANI?!

[@euaf-crimson1730]

⚠️ HOSTILE AREA

[@plantguy9]

Then the SCP Foundation tries to contain you and the kitsune.

[@meltyraider3347]

"my cute af ears and tail" your not wrong-

[@SavfkMusic]

Hey thanks a lot for using my music as soundtrack in this amazing video :) I'm very grateful for your support!

[@jacobrivas250]

I love the yandere kitsune asmr. I am glad I started listening to asmr. Imo you are a saint for your work

[@GoobMane]

My life will be incomplete without a sequel

[@Good7Bad13]

"Um excuse miss Shrine Kitsune? Yeah you got the wrong guy. I didn't do that...so uh if you could be so kind as to uh...hey stop that! That puppy...err foxxy eyes look doesn't work! Hey stop it! Those tails tickle! Hey now simmer down!! HAHAHA!! I yield I yield!!"

[@Acenikeyize]

My version of the mc: HOW THE BLOODY HELL DO I KEEP GETTING IN THESE SITUATIONS

[@zacharyrodriguez4348]

Bad luck or karma for being a d*ck

[@seantaggart7382]

@@zacharyrodriguez4348 I only have good karma how does this happen

[@noobmaster5454]

Her: I think my mating instincts are kicking in Me: now this looks like a job for me

[@Nephozx]

"Aww that's really sweet and wholeso--.... wah- wait.... that escalated quickly."

[@beastlymaskly1707]

This is why you take spirit stuff serious Your actions have consequences

[@skyofstorms]

I read this and instantly thought of that one kid screaming "WHEN WILL YOU LEARN YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES" XD

[@beastlymaskly1707]

Its kinda what if was referencing too

[@brawler4456]

@@skyofstorms i was goin to say "you frickin fricks" but you still stole my damn joke

[@DarkBootsExorcist]

WHEN WILL YOU LEARN

[@TheVengefulRenegade]

Great job as always Lyn. You have such a calming voice and I enjoy it. Keep up the good work.

[@mycinnabuns0]

Others: *come here to see vid for many random reasons* Me: *comes here for ideas for my kitsune and yandere oc's while writing it all down*

[@benburrow8013]

Her: you can't hide from me, my love Me:pulls out a gille suit and bear grills Also me: do I won't to leave though

[@Apollion720]

Her: wanna try to leave? Go to the stairs Me: HA! observe how i leave >Proceeds to stomp into invisible wall Her: *laughs* Me: Weeell shit

[@plaguedhuman8528]

"You didn't say anything about how small it was" Me: yeah and you better not say anything about me either

[@jimshotfirst4887]

I said this in the original and I'll say it again. You said that you needed to wait until spring, because that was mating season. But last I checked, it's late April. So I ask you, fox spirit... *just how long was I knocked out for?*

[@the22attacker]

Your in her world now

[@thepanzerofthelake732]

Exactly what Abdullah saleem said, she controls time in HER world so yeah.

[@seantaggart7382]

Years

[@mvl209]

She may be a lil crazy, but she's cute. Does that mean she's crazy cute? Man, I wanna pet her...

[@LenusJaguar7845]

Its weird how her laughs made me feel all fuzzy, i mean i have a lot of love, and all i want is to share it, but for some reason i can't, these "cringy asmd" how people say usually make me feel like i can share my passion...its wonderful.

[@plantgang3893]

Asmd?

[@carsonhenrichs8534]

Her:"you cannot escape~" Me: *has infinity gauntlet* "watch me

[@ObitoUchiha-ls9kq]

married to a beautyful yandere fox spirit in japan i gladly exept it

[@igristheredknight955]

“Cute as fuck ears and tail” Favourite line ever.

[@cyroclasim]

Could you make a part 2? I beg of thee!!!

[@imperios01]

There is a 2nd part but with other youtuber... believe me is really interesting

[@Tyler-mc5rj]

@@imperios01 do you have the link?

[@imperios01]

I was looking fpr sharing, but the channel got erased :c , the second part was about a week later in a breakfast

[@jokestermasteroflaughter7754]

@@imperios01 WHAT! well that sucks I was hoping for that part 3 video that channel was working on. heck those videos had more views than this one did. I wonder why they took it down?

[@Edaf304]

CEJ damn, do you know why that channel got erased?

[@Kenbow183]

A Kitsune can definitely be a dream girl....but I would like to keep my pelvis in one piece and avoid siring children at all costs. Kids are expensive af tbh.

[@zyguy8009]

You know, I don't mean to be creepy, but you have a beautiful laugh

[@DuskWolf224]

I can think of worse people or creatures to be forcefully married to. Lovely script, lovely acting! This really is your forte!

[@aceofaces1944]

Girl: you can’t hide your scent from me Me: (whips out axe body spray) are you sure about that?

[@mollygrl]

Kitsune-san: "My Fox-Fire won't hurt you." Me, a random gamer: "Her 'W' won't hurt me... I'm not so sure about that." Also me: Wait... Yes, she has a point. Ahri is a Korean nine-tailed fox (Kumiho) while she is Japanese (Kitsune).

[@euaf-crimson1730]

Nine Tailed Fox Translation: Epsilon-11

[@LuckiSir]

Nice to see it again Lyn!~ -Kitsune's are my thing-

[@confirmedgabriel2082]

Imagine having fox care about you more then anything in the world ;-;

[@Goofygoober-bu9ss]

Her: you can not run from me Me a jojo fan: but I have the joestar secret technique

[@Kwafee]

Even if i'm stuck here I could get used to that laugh

[@adifferentshapeouo487]

She is my type: Kitsune Yandere Tall Cute Caring So much more

[@jamie7168]

Hey lyn thanks for the reupload. Love it and all your videos ^^

[@luie079]

The more she laughs, the more she sounds crazy

[@Marc-zi4vg]

No UNESCO workers were harmed during this recording

[@noobmaster5454]

Getting married to a yandere kitsune is not bad though she can do whatever she wants with you so that’s a win2x

[@patricklenigan4309]

*Father to child* ...and that is how cat girls are born!

[@BlackOmega9]

See this? This right here? This is why you keep the Gellar field up!

[@justinpriebe6737]

Yandere will never make me fall in lo-.......

[@shundd]

For some reason I just love this one And I still wish this was real

[@michaellonely8981]

Bubba Doode same

[@BroodingStoriesAfter_Nightfall]

4:52 and that is the reason why I subscribe. I adore your laughter I find it very pleasant.

[@Rocky4719]

It’s back! Oh happy days, oh happy days!

[@Altevari]

"This red ribbon ties our fates together..." Is that a A Certain Scientific Railgun Reference?

[@chairivir2962]

The moment I had pet her tail is the moment I knew I didn't want to leave

[@amaraphelps9675]

Me minding my own business unknowing it’s spring Her: I’m going from sweet wife to spicy real quick

[@ASMRCHIVES]

8:04 Me: *Hopes to God Azure Ferris someday makes a wolf spirit script*

[@NichNat1025]

Yandere: gets mad and yells at me Me: wanna sprite cranberry

[@thestorage827]

the darlings really awaken the zero two sense

[@TheEndlessJoker]

Dangerous ASMR is also doing Azure Fenris kitsune script.

[@TheNightmareAngelYT]

Saw that one before this one

[@darvellcox5731]

Tbh: I'll be scared but kinda lucky to have a kitsune as a waifu cuz some spirit that r good but lonely should have a relationship like others do. 🐺👧💏

[@darkstar6115]

I knew i shouldnt have been possessing a body when at a shrine

[@baileysimpson7878]

This was pretty great tbh, I'm glad it's back

[@DummyDrawsStuff]

12:58 Somewhere in the distance are Cute Senko noises.

[@AzureFenris]

Yay!!! Hehehe look forward to part 2 everyone!!!

[@kingfox7492]

Re-approved by the Fox Kingdom.

[@anthonywayne1928]

Well, my hands are tied on this one. Guess I'm hers now.

[@Donotdisturbme19]

NOOOOO HOW AM I GOING TO GET MY GUNDAMS!!!! THE NEXT GUNPLA MODEL IS THIS OCTOBER AND I WANT MY TRANSFORMERS!!!?