Yandere Miku scissorsroid English sub【ヤンデレ】シザーロイド

[@theultimatelifeformofpurec2595]

Miku: I'm a yandere Luka: Uno reverse card

[@coffeeh.joestar-kujo15]

Miku: I'm a Yandere... Luka: *stab and with FilthyFrank's voice* YOU JUST GOT PRANKED BRO!

[@PGOuma]

Miku: *surprised pikachu face*

[@ScottJBird-345]

Yes

[@Jescide]

i'm glad some of us are still alive lmao

[@bankotsu-no-aniki]

It’s just that O_O

[@renamami]

I come back to this song in 2019 and it still is the biggest Uno Reverse and No U in vocaloid history

[@tiaramitta4734]

Lol true

[@karasu5557]

Very true lmao

[@selenthecutieentertainment5228]

True

[@TWlNARMAGEDDONS]

Yup

[@cassiebrioche]

Haha you're right.

[@Blitz-.-]

i miss this era of vocaloid where they really played off the fact that they're robots. I really like the direction vocaloid has gone, but it's still fun to look back on this era.

[@meiokoou]

Real.

[@kimfrapuccino]

Real

[@user11871]

Same

[@ghostus3019]

Real

[@mitsubachihachi9643]

Now that you mention it, you're right, it's a shame this doesn't happen anymore!

[@Gggrizz]

Everyone's talking about the plot twist, but I'm here sitting and admiring the fact that their voices are so clear.

[@samwindlove6844]

Miku was an edgy teenager, Luka was the real yandere.

[@stinky3970]

Brianna Blank 100% true

[@yosajae_official]

true, plot twist: Master runs away

[@kairoikki6981]

Brianna Blank Yeees, my evil girl >:D

[@cheeweemee]

Other plot twist: Kaito says he's gay

[@kairoikki6981]

RainbowCake Gay for who though..? XD

[@ravenatural]

i remember reading the comments for this years ago and they were all hating on luka and 'poor miku' this and that and i'm just like. miku was gonna kill luka too y'know

[@sylveonumbreon6090]

Well yeah.... But in the end she hesitated and spared Luka... Before Luka killed her

[@katherinesmallbean3594]

Sylveon Umbreon I feel that the reason Miku spared Luka was due to Luka waking up and giving her a guilt trip.This isn’t to say that Miku wouldn’t feel regret or shame after killing Luka, but in the moments *before* Luka woke up, Miku clearly had to courage to kill Luka and probably would’ve done so. So....I guess Miku *and* Luka were both in the wrong here

[@sylveonumbreon6090]

@@katherinesmallbean3594 Well what you said Was right.. But since before Luka woke up Miku Was crying, i honestly think that there Was a little chance of her sparing Luka's life But i guess we will never know

[@jimohli]

@@sylveonumbreon6090 only of we had an alternative version where Luka didn't wake up and/or kill Miku we would know, but, of course we don't...

[@sylveonumbreon6090]

@@jimohli True

[@loriines]

Plot Twist She was hiding the knife in her Hair Me: SHOOK

[@shennahniggins8594]

*W H E R E*

[@Anko3342]

That's why her hair is so big, it's full of *secrets*

[@Bloody_Polly]

CryoWolf33 *mean girls flashback*

[@lhmiku1114]

Sh*t my secret has been revealed

[@hyunjinstand372]

Luka is full of draknest

[@udonnmesshu0204]

小学生の時からこれめっちゃ好き。何年も経ってるけど歌詞覚えとる。。。身に染みてるわぁああん

[@Tulips4You1]

The only thing that I see on the subtitles are [music] -oh -ha [applause] Am I suppose to watch it on a computer ?

[@シズさん-b9b]

bobby

[@LiamH2004]

Lmao

[@Tulips4You1]

Blue J maybe I have the wrong phone o-0

[@malakyourbff9826]

me too

[@KiraHunter12]

It was subbed with annotations back when annotations were a thing. But since they were unsupported on mobile, KZbin removed them instead of, you know, finding some way of making them work on mobile.

[@roxannemun7126]

No one: Kaito: * Exist * Miku and Luka in the songs: *PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION*

[@perppull]

@@scratches3081 ut probably is.

[@oo-yasuu-mii]

I mean, is kaito... (Well, is the master, but shh)

[@genzhours9466]

Until Magnet

[@ohok3299]

FR LIKE KAITO IS MEIKO'S LMAO

[@vanillosophy]

@@ohok3299 THIS

[@valerialutzow9457]

This was legit the very first Vocaloid song I listened to. Thanks alot KZbin algorithm for scaring the living daylights out of 11 years old me.

[@LyraPyxisVT]

okaasan was my first vocaloid song and it scared me and i was around 14ish or 15ish

[@saruh9849]

unluckily, i watched this when i was 8 or 9, maybe younger... 🥺

[@lordy1132]

I was 8-9 when I was watched this and I liked it-

[@yokoshi1161]

Am i joke to you? IM 10 OK?

[@ragdollyandy]

I was so lucky that my first one was Hitorinbo Envy, jesus chrisy

[@るぅま]

ルカねぇの「なーんてね」ってとこイヤホンで聴くと凄いっすよ((語彙力どした

[@mushaya176]

でも、なーんてねって言葉ルカ姉が言ったら怖いですよ〜ww

[@匠新里]

@@mushaya176ゾクッとしましたよね笑笑

[@gurugurugurun]

3:41

[@ykri-w4e]

​@@gurugurugurun助かる

[@ebihiro1952]

@@gurugurugurun天才

[@LeaveMeAloneFBI]

the police arrive at school the police discover the corpse of Hatsune Miku the police discover a weapon that is stained with the blood of Hatsune Miku the police find megurine luka's fingerprints on the weapon luka is arrested by the police she will never have kaito A R R E S T E D

[@r0b1-39]

yandere simulator XD

[@bleh6513]

Arrest someone who was also about to die and is a robot

[@xlunacosplayz1131]

Omg really xD

[@tickIe]

wow yandere simulator :D

[@hi-ck1kb]

seriously 😂😂

[@elizabethharris1851]

I don't care what anyone says..... THIS IS NOT ENGLISH SUB

[@sunnythedumb]

I think it used to be annotations but KZbin removed anotations lol

[@melonwaifuu]

@@sunnythedumb a thought to the youtube annotation ....

[@jimohli]

Rest in Peace, KZbin annotations...we may have a moment of silence...

[@adreeeamygalaxy4376]

Lol, they literally just say "oh", "ha", "music", "applause" "yeah" and "bobby?", best subtitles KZbin could ever had

[@みんなトマトを愛そうぜ]

これ永遠に続くんじゃない？ ルカがミクを殺す→ほかのボーカロイドが来る→ルカがその子を大切にする→マスター独り占め→ルカが殺そうとするができない→殺される→ほかのボーカロイドが来る……ほらね(＾ω＾)

[@mretulove3830]

次はリンかGUMIかIA

[@somefuckingretard8289]

Straight facts

[@stanmafuyu695]

Hi

[@srks__0]

確かに

[@__s2mapppppp]

┌(┌ º дº)┐ﾀｧｽｨｶｧｰﾆﾈｪｰ！

[@GabrielainLemuria]

Here's the lyrics for those who are wondering :3 Lyrics: I'm sorry. Luka. I can't take it anymore. If I bear a grudge it's due to Master. I was so glad that you were made. We'd practice singing songs together. "I want to become a diva like Miku!" For doing that, I thank you. But you know, Luka. You're sly. You can't have Master's lessons all to yourself. I was always made the beta version! Did Master get sick of me? Will MY Master leave me if I don't have a "little sister"? Farewell, Luka. Won't you just go? I want my Master returned to me. I suppose you use your big breasts and shaky voice to seduce him? Deliberately singing poorly, it's just not fair, it's unforgivable. Hey, why? Why would you go so far as to steal Master away from me? Even though I liked you, Luka this action is far from unjust! Holding a pair of scissors I enter the charging room where that girl sleeps. I'll cut the plug and make her sleep forever. I'm so glad! It's been so long since my big sis last payed me a visit! What kind of things are you going to teach me today? You've truly been such a great big sister to me, Miku! ...Yeah right. (It's no good... I just can't kill her...) Hey, Miku your duty ended a long time ago. I love Master! With this, Master will be mine alone!

[@overwatchoverwatch3796]

Thank you

[@Deadaccount263]

Thank you as well

[@yourrtypicalyoutuber2709]

I LOVE YOU

[@cruxluthica9873]

After a few years, this got recommended to me again.. KZbin just won't let me live in peace.

[@Cheesy1s]

Or maybe it's trying to give you a nostalgic trip in which you should be more appreciative of

[@cruxluthica9873]

@@Cheesy1s I suppose it could also be taken that way but im just one of a hell negative mess so i don't think I have the ability to do that. :'D

[@zarafaylucanas9397]

Me too 😣

[@KharonDeLune_vtb]

Lesson learned; all pink haired Anime girls are psychopaths.

[@alisa3593]

Like Yuno

[@KharonDeLune_vtb]

Pareen Rad She's the number one. Her and Lucy.

[@RandomnessCreates]

Yup cause Pink haired means either they are yandere or tsundere

[@KharonDeLune_vtb]

Nick Kazuto Or just freaking Sakura.

[@RandomnessCreates]

Sarah S. Yeah.

[@夏樹結衣]

ミクちゃんを殺さなくても... 全部マスターが悪い

[@人類最弱]

どっちにしろ マスターの扱い方が酷かった ＝マスターが悪い

[@フランドール-r8c]

マスターを殺しにいこうか

[@ЯнчикиАнчик-е2х]

Превед японсце люди

[@三代英隆]

なんか全員悪い気がするけど やっぱり愛を片方にしか注げないマスターが悪い！

[@あけしまるみこ]

マスタードが悪い！

[@omfgilonakotik133]

Я в детстве считала, что это няшный клип про любовь

[@destroyer6990]

Me too

[@Sanko4i_404]

Настольгия...

[@elmo8039]

X2

[@loni_D]

няшк

[@sveta20902010]

оч няшн.

[@Abyssal.jellyfish]

Scissor? loid Miku? Stabbed Luka? Yandere This meme? Dead Hotel? Trivago Also I can’t be the only one that thinks that scissorloid should get a reboot

[@nawel9462]

candee unicorn Cosplay and art i dont understand but c’est lourd sa mère

[@theatrecreep]

god bless

[@thuphuongnguyen4839]

Trỉ và gõ

[@summerroses8841]

Hey, at least he admitted it

[@tomie7768]

@@nawel9462 mdrr but c lourd SA mère

[@nikistorey9972]

Luka: Your the best Diva ever fam, love ya Miku: Aww love you too fam- Luka: *SIKE B I T C H*

[@Deehluc]

LMAO

[@bloodcolorxeverything4026]

Bf: pop pob

[@takingabreak4908]

HAHA

[@gabz22000]

STOP

[@31hitleroyunda31]

yeah you are dumb

[@kasaneteto716]

dang it kaito!!! you start every problem. you also make people die

[@rinkagamine9356]

Teto Kasane TETO!!! I F-FOUND MIKU DEAD AND I CANT FIND LENNY OR KAITO ANYWHERE. I-Im scared! T^T

[@kasaneteto716]

Rin Kagamine it's ok. just cut off Miku's armband put it in a flower pot. like u did in one if ur songs😂

[@rinkagamine9356]

Kasane Teto Good Idea. Thanks Teto you always know what to do♥ XD

[@kasaneteto716]

Rin Kagamine I used to be a therapist

[@imscreeching]

Kasane Teto i know right JESUS KAITO

[@pasta_fu]

顔？表情？の描き方がひぐらしのなく頃に感すげえ あとルカの純粋感怖すぎんのよ…

[@MINERIDAYO]

ほんとそれな‼︎ ひぐらしのなく頃に感ヤベェ=(^.^)=

[@HIGHEDG]

Lirycs: [Music] Oh [Music] Ha [Music] Oh [Music] You [Music] Bobby Oh Yeah [Applause] [Music] -ha [Music] Oh [Music]

[@Hagiwara_Reika]

English subtitles 👍

[@bangtandisaster4461]

Lmao

[@owowhatsthis7605]

OMFG 😂 😂😂😂😂😂🤣 🤣

[@Biancaahahau]

👌

[@milkychan1473]

TRU *E* XDDd

[@bottomofthedeepbluesea8604]

The only part of this song I understood was good bye Luka. I'm shook.

[@lederps]

big daddy thunder ‘English subs’ my butt

[@vocalawson]

@@lederps they were there once blame youtube for removing annotations

[@user-qo4lq5rs5z]

私のマスタード返して貰うわよ(笑)

[@lemonlemon6217]

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[@selena_editsperez4508]

Todos los dias

[@凜音-l1z]

ミクからケチャップが (ミク、ロボットだから復元ならできる気がするしなんで血が？)

[@banana4703]

そう聞こえる笑

[@Ukiukiman-306]

凜音 思った

[@もちもちゆう]

やっと見つけたァ！！ ６、7年くらい前に聞いてふと今になって聞きたくなって必死に探してた…… 途切れ途切れで歌詞を覚えてたんだけど、中途半端すぎて調べても出てこなくて、見つけんのは不可能かなぁって思ってたら、見覚えのあるサムネがいて、押したらこの曲だァァってなった……(語彙力皆無) ほんと良かった……w

[@jc-kb9rf]

*miku walks past kaito with big scissors* Kaito:What are you doing? Miku:Nothing *kaito thinks: I'm going to go about my normal day not thinking that was weird* Me:What the hell kaito!

[@cookingwitharfid6682]

Kaito is adorably clueless....and mine.

[@HarukoSan]

lmfao kaito isn't even in this

[@thatkawaiiperson5584]

Haruko San then who is this? 1:30

[@HarukoSan]

Adriana the kawaii Potato. The person who owns the vocaloid software. The producer. The 'master'. Why the heck would they be fighting over kaito. They were fighting over the producers attention

[@gachamocha4468]

Haruko San it kaito

[@ぁぉ-w3c]

いやハサミの刃長ぇww

[@フルート吹き]

それな‪w‪

[@znne4977]

それなww

[@assy_0821]

ww

[@さきしん-j5n]

それな

[@あけしまるみこ]

(*・∀・)☞

[@emery_is_silly]

Miku had mercy. Luka didn't. This is why the song makes us feel so sad ;-;

[@jimohli]

Im just returning back to listening to this song, and it makes me feel sad, last time I didn't feel sad. Then why now?

[@corpseparty7889]

NO MERCY FOR THE WEAK

[@chalkynommy9578]

Luka was defending herself, Miku would’ve killed her sooner or later. Smh why do people bash her >:(

[@thatonerollingirl7883]

@@chalkynommy9578 im laughing how people who take this song too serious but im also joining in, though miku had mercy because of the good times they had and how well of a friend she was, luka straight up stabbed without fear which i think could be a proof she did not care at all, perhaps faked it. Miku was the bad one first for having the thought and attempt of killing luka, but at the end of the day luka is the real killer here soo-

[@chalkynommy9578]

@@thatonerollingirl7883 No shut up it was self defense

[@luxuryyy4870]

この曲を聞いて9年になります 🤩🤩

[@kuromi494]

Literally back to this after 8 years. I thought this shit was the scariest video ever

[@MishaMishaMatic]

Same. I guess we all return at some point.

[@LoveBratzGirl]

Same!!! I was prepared for the creeps

[@elenascibilia5561]

It's really creepy

[@WAFBLOEF]

same fuckdjdj

[@cailinschutz1754]

robinne ME TO!! WTF, ARMY THO

[@あめいちご-y3h]

2人とも高音域の声がすごい綺麗…(そこじゃない)

[@ginpatuakamenoorikyaraosi]

当時この歌を初めて聴いた時の解釈が 個人的には 感情を持った VOCALOIDが 嫉妬や恋(?)を覚えて、暴走した末路かなとか色々・・思った歌。懐かしいこの歌好き

[@tokure.7251]

11 лет прошло, я помню как слушала эту песню, времени прошло много, очень. 7 лет, и вот оно снова у меня в реках

[@runirlets8840]

Значит ты визучий человек?

[@Рейн-ш4т]

У меня тоже! Люблю ❤

[@confetti_kisses427]

*inhales angrily through nose* I remember 9 year old me being disturbed at that "just kidding" Why can't KZbin recomendations leave me alone??

[@thatplantchild]

I feel bad for Kaito because he has to deal with Miku and Luka

[@jimohli]

same

[@krishnavinesh5638]

Acute

[@bellatrn9125]

meiko is probably sitting in the back with the others laughing at miku and luka

[@vntil0vr]

Then kaito be like "Ha, stupid of think i like yall i have my baby Meiko"

[@platinumpalette1742]

I think that's not Kaito because Luka called her Master so that's a self insert character

[@Kay-xc8qi]

*Y'all would be happier if miku killed luka i swear-*

[@RM-kd6jb]

Kay Kay yes we would

[@syeikhnasywashaquilleibrah3784]

we have the same opinion

[@odayaka8262]

Eh kinda. ;-;

[@TWlNARMAGEDDONS]

Yup

[@truegamerking]

Ever listened to rotten girl grotesque romance? There ya go.

[@yotuya_]

みくがルカをやろうとしてるとこで涙が流れた…最後は胸がしぬほど痛んだようなぁ…

[@しゅんペイ-i5l]

流歌 好きだけど 「なーんてね」 は怖かった (^^;

[@ジュウハチ-t7d]

ルカってカタカナやないの...？！

[@luluca7990]

@@ジュウハチ-t7d カタカナですよ！

[@ショコラティエ-v6x]

@@luluca7990 ですよね。

[@Meke_09]

3:41

[@先輩の粘土]

これ昔に超ハマってた笑懐かしいな………………

[@lemonlemon6217]

確かに！

[@先輩の粘土]

また戻ってきちゃった！！！！

[@cathasaigholance5216]

Me encantaba esta canción cuando era niño.

[@totallynotapsycho4569]

Miku kills Luka for master and nobody bats an eye. But Luka kills Miku for master and everyone loses their minds!

[@AngryMoth12]

That's because she didn't kill Luka, at least not in this song. Miku realized she loved her sister and cherished her memories with her. Also, since Luka the whole time, it seems, was only manipulating Miku and always intended to have the Master to herself it kind of makes her more of the villain than Miku

[@mzhopper]

NenshouMirai Well, Luka (in the song Rotten Girl) didn't know Miku in the first place (i think...) and was doing nothing harmful. And Miku on the other hand killed her, packed her body and sent it to poor Kaito. And was also sending him...cat heads. Cat. Heads.

[@tomphimester9039]

Totally Not A Psycho It's cus she guilt tripped Miku which was a foul move so take a chill pill

[@GuadalupeHernandez-yb5tz]

I guess no one likes Luka and everyone prefers Miku better. But I like both.

[@hannahbanana2875]

Totally Not A Psycho XD

[@stevewalker9870]

How is nobody talking about how beautiful Lukas part is, she sounds so genuine and sweet, which just makes her killing Miku hit even harder, it's so good!

[@pencilstreak9]

People...*do* realize that the Vocaloids have no "canon" personalities, right? And to hate one not because of their voice/design but because in one song they attempted murder is absolutely moronic? ...well, okay, Vocaloids attempt murder in more than one song, but you get my point.

[@pokemonique92]

Stocking Anarchy Pretty sure every popular vocaloid has been killed/has killed another in some song, somewhere.

[@TuberoseKisser]

Yeah but people do tend to give emotionless beings/characters some sort of personality.

[@syntheticvocalist-p472]

It's a song calm down

[@pencilstreak9]

Daniel Deal I am calm, dude.

[@HatsuneMiku-co9ib]

Stocking Anarchy We try to keep you all guessing what our real personalities are like. It's fun to see what you all guess :)

[@LilyCelebiFlipnote]

Is it bad that I want these scissors? They just look really useful...

[@AKaiBerry-zk1ns]

+LilyCelebi Not at all I want them too...(Cute bun pic btw)

[@LilyCelebiFlipnote]

Blueheart 7581 Thanks! (bun...?)

[@AKaiBerry-zk1ns]

+LilyCelebi BUnny!uve never heard that before your picture (its okay if you havent)

[@LilyCelebiFlipnote]

Blueheart 7581 Ah, my picture is my main O.C., Lily the Celebi. I think you're mistaken.

[@AKaiBerry-zk1ns]

oh... i dont know what that is...

[@堅揚げポテト-n7i]

聞き始め 「ボーカロイド名指しの曲 初めて聞いたなぁ」 中盤 「ミクちゃん辞めなさァァァい！」 聞き終わり 「ルカァァァ?!?!」

[@はばたくぶた]

ルカァァァ？！？！

[@大和煮定食]

ルカさんやっちゃいましたね…

[@ぶどう-p9d]

関係ないけどギンくうううううううん(((

[@mogumogutyagama69]

DSで低学年くらいの頃からこういうの見ててホントに好きなひと作品です。久々に見つけられて嬉しいです。

[@keah3706]

I remember 4 years ago when I watched this, I was so mad at Luka 😂

[@nyonaolchur8835]

So true ever since my brother showed me this I hated anyone who had the name luka

[@nyonaolchur8835]

@play Digimon Story Cyber Sleuth yes

[@nyonaolchur8835]

@play Digimon Story Cyber Sleuth how am I a hypocrite

[@enriquecampos212]

HMMMMMMMMMM

[@purplepitch_25]

Yo tambien

[@chrisleon3639]

it like Luka: "oh sister you're awesome" Miku:"i-i can't do this" Luka:"PSYCH" *kills Miku* ME:fJFEINUGBRGPIBURBGUIA

[@m3lio291]

Chris Leon uhhuh

[@chrisleon3639]

Harambee ;)

[@abbyistrash2766]

Exactly what I thought

[@brandonsantisteban9626]

me too you know

[@shawn8085]

Chris Leon sike*

[@lieutenant_lucky_rocks]

The humanity attributed to the creator-Vocaloid relationship in the early days, and just how drastic the paradigm shift has been in recent years, to (rightfully) almost entirely centering the work of the producers with the Vocaloid aspect of the songs made cursory, is absolutely fascinating.

[@nguyenhuutrung3413]

Fascinating indeed, but what does 'cursory' mean ?

[@lieutenant_lucky_rocks]

@@nguyenhuutrung3413 Hasty without being thorough or detailed. There by necessity but not given much attention, essentially!

[@nguyenhuutrung3413]

@@lieutenant_lucky_rocks thanks alot, btw do you know any other Vocaloids x Producer songs out there ? I can't find much...

[@lieutenant_lucky_rocks]

@@nguyenhuutrung3413 There are quite a few, mostly from early in Vocaloid’s lifespan. Some I can think of off the top of my head: Voc@loid In Love by Oster Project, Hibikase by Giga, Rainbow Girl by a producer whose name I can’t seem to find online anywhere, Yandelenka (which is a dark murder story like this one), Blindness Poem by Yuzuhiko (another dark obsessive story), and Marasy’s Love Letter To An Imaginary Girl. Some Vocaloid songs that explore the theme of human/fictional character love more generally without directly involving Vocaloid characters include Nashimoto’s Sanji no Honey, Pinocchio-P’s Tokyo Mannequin, Deadball-P’s Gedatz Sensation, and Cattleya by Yuzuhiko (which involves a man and a painting). Also on the theme of “man in love with girl in painting,” there’s the two songs Reon and Leia by Yuyoyuppe, and to a lesser extent the entire concept album on which they appear, “Draw.” Source: I’ve done a loooot of research on 2D love and fictional attraction. I’ll edit if I find more!

[@buttdog4464]

Geez....Miku! Luka! Both of you, have a snickers bar! ...Oh wait, you'll kill each other over that too...

[@cryzfizzlepop7555]

Your not you when your hunger :P

[@gilliann.9579]

Omg XD

[@XxBlackAngel141]

LOL XD

[@hatsunemiku1083]

Turtle Chan Kill Her In One Second

[@hatsunemiku1083]

Turtle Chan Yes, Yes We Would

[@sharkbites6718]

i cant believe that people still comment on this!!ww

[@janedollsgirls6234]

hi

[@lalidesu7363]

Same haha back after like 5 years

[@reaperreaps2137]

Yep

[@miffs1848]

はい o(´;~;´)o

[@brainblossom7563]

Yo

[@AshSnowstorm]

Moral of the story: If you kill for senpai, do et quick.

[@raexvyn]

You're so morbid but so right

[@AshSnowstorm]

OUO

[@_dumbtrash__8193]

nooooooo!

[@adassagray4915]

yup

[@daddymeme5300]

+Ashy Bbu And also DON'T TRUST YANDERES WITH PINK HAIR (cough cough Yuno cough cough wow I have a bad cold)

[@tou_1A414]

2024年でも聴いてる日本人いるかい？

[@pichooooo]

はーい

[@英樹北村-h8c]

ノ

[@Beowulf_posting]

🇲🇽

[@Monkeydluffylolll]

はああああいいいい！！

[@crawuel_..]

I'm not Japanese but I think it helps

[@kizzunakyouka33]

Gotta admit, since I was 10 yrs old I was searching Anime songs and stuff and I found this, I was like "wow, cool Anime song. Isn't this Miku? wow I wonder what Anime is this.", And then when I was 12 yrs old, I was like "Wow Vocaloids are cool, never knew that. Then..... Miku was not an Anime character?... and now that I mention it... My first goddamn Vocaloid song was Scissorloid...". Anyway I love this song tho. Never thought that my first Vocaloid song was a Yandere one. xD

[@ren5164]

Lol relatable cuz I found out abt vocaloid at age 10 and I was so confused xD I'm 14 now 😂

[@faith_the_fangirl2944]

I found out about vocaloid at like age 7 and I’m in 7th grade now and I still love it

[@t-kiwi9511]

@@faith_the_fangirl2944 same uwu

[@CYBERSHIKI]

I'm not Japanese but, i feel like I understand what she saying wierd

[@anezkachan3823]

Same

[@ОксанаМартакова-с5с]

)

[@CYBERSHIKI]

+Оксана Мартакова Looks like I've found my avi brother.

[@tangkeenpeng1631]

bup be

[@ada-co6yt]

I already know what there sayin.......I speak half Japanese

[@jizzywizzy1]

Damn Luka had to get bloody with it Miku was finna make it a fast death

[@emmawatt2678]

i remember watching this when i was 8 or 9 and thinking this was top tier music and plot twist, i can't believe its been this many years since I've watched this. I'm literally turned 18 in a few days its been so long.

[@きとる]

おすすめに出たから久々に見たけど上手いよなぁ……。 当時、デジタルでボカロは、最先端だったから感動したの思い出した（笑）

[@p3trich0re]

After many years my opinion on this didn't change I really like the artsyle

[@Username-cd2uu]

The legendary artstyle👑👑

[@tombate7946]

That smile. That damn smile

[@gaby0539]

Tom Bate yeah

[@vipeizoid]

Tom Bate that damned smile.

[@4.12am]

You so fucking precious when you smile

[@celestialfoxx]

Gets me every time

[@lunakitsune96]

NOOOOOOO y r u like this lmao

[@WILD_THERIAN_ELLIE]

I literally had to search "green hair girl hates her sister and decided to kill her but her sister killed her" and finally I found it... Its been so many years since I saw this

[@nightmareeddynpoofball7706]

My alternate ending: Luka: You're so awesome Miku! *5 seconds later* Just kidding. **stabs Miku** Miku: *dies* Rin: *was hiding in a corner the whole time* 0.0 Dude... I'm so telling Master. Luka: Wait WHAT??? Rin: **goes to the person that looks like Kaito** Master, Luka killed Miku. Master: Oh. No biggie. **redownloads Miku** Miku: Hi guys! What did I miss? **sees the knife Luka used to stab her** Why does that knife have blood on it? Luka: Oh, no reason. **acts innocent** Rin: Goodness gracious... This happens all the time!! For the first time in my life, I'm glad that Vocaloids aren't human, so the Master can just make them appear again. -Ed Foster

[@molly19144]

What’s with the master stuff?

[@290subscriberswithnovideos7]

It was scissors. But that whole Rin thing was just FAN FICTION right...

[@BASILANDSCKRIBBLES]

Nightmare Eddy n' Poofball TRUE

[@tequila17gumabay33]

Xd

[@yuzuis5345]

Better ending

[@Nillq2]

フラグ早く切ればよかったもののどうしてきらないのぉ！

[@ゆっくりクラフト-k1p]

紀恵小柳 だね、、

[@田中うるち様-s3l]

でもこれで殺したとしても、ミクはマスターに嫌われるかもだし、ミクには罪悪感が残る事には変わりないから、 逆にミクが｢殺す｣という選択肢が無かったら、 ルカに対しての不満に耐え切れなくて自殺しちゃうかも。 まぁ自分なりに思った事だけどねw

[@あやみん-d5j]

ミクは、優しかったのだー！

[@ルミ猫-q3j]

確かに･･･(・_・、)

[@夏樹結衣]

ミクちゃんはルカと違って優しいからね☆

[@ThePebblechan]

Luka: Ily so much Miku! ^_^ Miku: really? :') Luka: 1-800 BITCH YOU THOUGHT

[@kaylamilian8136]

LMAO

[@evehernandez4427]

XD LUL

[@forevercupcakes354]

Luka IS NOT!!!👿👿

[@sleepyforehead3312]

i think luka is really mean to miku ;-;

[@imanormalperson7542]

#LukaIsAlxJames

[@thatonerollingirl7883]

Miku: Lustful desparate grin Luka: Cheerful yet betraying smile Kaito: \\\ \\\\ / 👄 (It ain’t blush its hair hxjdb)

[@thomaszloi9444]

That's not Kaito that's owner of Luka and Miku, Miku became jealous because her owner started to use Luka's voice more than hers.

[@mui208]

この曲好きなんたけどルカとマスターがうざい、ミク優しすぎよ...( ；∀；) ～結論～ ＿人人人人人人人人＿ ＞ 女の嫉妬は怖い ＜ ￣^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y￣

[@ろろ猫]

200を201にする罪悪感…

[@ろろ猫]

KSレオ (>ω

[@アル中-p2i]

400目いいねですなう(2024/09/30 01:11:22)

[@ぱみ-q6u]

この曲がもう10年前なんて、、、時が経つのは早いなぁ、、、、

[@dandanthedandan7558]

Me: Turns on YT auto-caption in English KZbin: *[Music]* Me: THANKS A LOT.

[@user774_0]

あのさ、magnet聞いてたら次のおすすめがこれだったんよ、すげぇ複雑な気持ち()

[@chupakabruhhh1613]

Im so happy that people are still watching this today

[@nikonikonii2303]

this video will live always

[@artthenecromancer404]

It will live forever

[@wretchedcats4909]

moral: never try to kill for senpi, there will always be someone else who is willing to kill for senpi, would you rather be at eachothers throats or worse, dead, or even worse senpi not loving you because you killed his one true love. or finding enjoyment of senpi's rejection of the other yandere because she stabbed a bitch.

[@bogfrog1234]

decaf alpaca *Senpai

[@wretchedcats4909]

Tayná Marini Fontanela thanks,

[@redwolftrash]

senpi ntice mi XD

[@renamami]

Save Pasta Monsters # 😀

[@redwolftrash]

Brenda “Cari” Murillo XDD

[@sheep3158]

久しぶりに聞きたくなって5年ぶりくらいに来ました…

[@babydoll-ns5rp]

3:46 Well, I guess this takes on a whole new meaning to "Back stabbing." lol

[@augustbrooks5873]

I see what you did there!

[@babydoll-ns5rp]

Hahaha!

[@Drenrocks531]

xD so true.

[@babydoll-ns5rp]

:D

[@augustbrooks5873]

bu dumps chh

[@4evergabumon]

Gakupo: Hey, Luka, I saw asked to- HOLY SHIT, I'M TELLING MASTER! *runs off* Later that day, Master, with the help of all the other vocaloids and the army, successfully uninstalled Luka. She is now in the big computer in the sky. point 2: Remember when Vocaloid songs were happy? Yeah, me neither... point 3: I see Miku forgot the golden rule of yandere. NEVER TRUST tHE GIRL WITH PINK HAIR IF YOU LIKE LIVING!

[@asakochan7082]

si i don t have the right to me trust (i m kairi from the game kingdom hearts) or to trust inori ...it s not like all hair is pink that can t be trust WE ARE GOOD WE NOT A BITCH LIKE HER ...sorry for this but it true that usuly a pink girl is a yandere but not all of that..... and this commenter is from a true otaku

[@asakochan7082]

+MollzTheRandomer ok i love anime and manga stop now

[@tsurifisher]

+sora kairi actually, my anime persona is pink haired and she's a yandere...

[@asakochan7082]

you are talking about yuno is that right

[@ZianJannah]

that pink hair that luka megurine luka i will kill u miku why u cant kill her because she is ur friend me i can kill my friend joke but miku kill her!?

[@れべ-c4t]

3:00 ↑一瞬の癒し🌿🌿🌿

[@まいにちねむい-b8p]

4:03 ここのギターの入りめっちゃ好き

[@elissamobley4615]

Those scissors are ridiculously huge.

[@田中ナタ-na]

3:19で感動してめっちゃ泣きそうになったんだが。その感動はどこいったw

[@ろろ猫]

( o̴̶̷᷄ ·̫ o̴̶̷̥᷅ ) 　↓ ( 　˙-˙　 )

[@椏みかん-p5p]

@@ろろ猫 www

[@椏みかん-p5p]

@*たかはししろく* 誰のこと？

[@bo.neless]

The beginning of Yandere-Simulator

[@Karla-mg4wf]

Kanini Tcheou hahahaha

[@kuruboysefuedesabaticocari4354]

Xd

[@Breb1999]

ASYA TYAN You must be Midori Gurinu....

[@mustafaaydin1813]

Yes

[@n0ssie96]

After finally rewatching this is 2021.... Where are you gonna hide the body, Luka

[@sandy-lf3th]

If it went logically: Miku: **About to cut wire** Luka: **Wakes up** Miku: SHIT ABORT MISSION!!!

[@mykitty4257]

CoralChamber hahaha

[@sarahanas1388]

Had been years since I last listen to this. Luka is *Evil* *Yandere* *good acting* And most importantly, she is my favorite vocaloid. That's what I love about her. 😔👌

[@ed-eu9bc]

*gets out the get along shirt*

[@Rumii_.]

EubDiamondMiner/ /EDMgaming K.C Undercover

[@輝翔-h7y]

もう14年たってるのか…定期的にここに戻ってきて聞いてるｗ 初めてきいた当時俺は6歳…この曲は衝撃でずっとこの曲が脳内に焼き付いていたｗ

[@シグたん大好き星人]

早く切ろよと思った私は短期なのかな………待つのも辛いからな短期に決定！

[@三浦-d1r]

おそ松さんのひよこ組が好き ovo 私も思ったから大丈夫だ((* ॑꒳ ॑* ))ﾄﾞﾔｯ

[@シグたん大好き星人]

雪見? 俺。 おおっ！仲間！早く切れば良いのにね。そしたら殺されずに済んだのに………

[@iamjune_mmd]

What you sayin in merica you speak English or Spanish

[@chibigeektv290]

Caleb Akers Maybe they aren't in America -.-

[@お餅のあんころ餅]

嘘やん…むっちゃ感動しとったのに(´；ω；｀)ルカァァァ…！！！

[@あかうやがい]

良い子はこれを聞いた後にダブルラリアットを聞こうね(*^^*)

[@れいら-f4w]

この曲雰囲気がすごく好きだ

[@hi-ck1kb]

Me when someone says "I hate anime" BUT THEY NEVER FUCKING WATCHED IT

[@snowflakethebluedogkiss4262]

WHAT??? U DONT LIKE FNAF??? YOUR HORRIBLE (just kidding but...why)

[@seere8906]

Unicorn my class ._.

[@Estiako]

Spoopy Asians Animations XD

[@buffkirbyk7]

Spoopy Asians Animations ik my friend said screw anime and he doesnt know a thing about it

[@CosmicFearUkulele]

I hate it

[@-_sixm-hanahaki_-4965]

Me: OMG MIKU IS BLEEDING!! Luka: *laughs insanely* Miku: *bleeds* help... Me: CALL 911 CALL 999 IDK THE NUBERS BUT JUST CALL!!!!! *waves arm like a lunatic*

[@-_sixm-hanahaki_-4965]

HueHueHue.

[@dandy6339]

hahaha me too lol 3 XD

[@-_sixm-hanahaki_-4965]

i just realised that i spelt number wrong xD

[@devdelta4705]

SiamBoop :3 same dude i would do the same😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@-_sixm-hanahaki_-4965]

Miku is mah FWEND!!

[@mars3122]

Luka-san, why Kaito? Go to Gakupo. >.> If you need four reasons why, then here they are: 1) Kaito can be pretty childish. 2) He lacks common sense. 3) He probably won't love you, he only loves his ice cream. 4) He would be furiously angry at you for killing Miku.

[@ei8684]

Straight in the heart for kaito

[@mars3122]

Boomubbles I can dream, y'know. :c

[@mars3122]

Boomubbles I don't know, it's sad! ;~;

[@ei8684]

Mr. Eggplant xD

[@jayda6799]

I think Luka should stay with Kaito and let Gumi have Gakupo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@sxnbu]

i remember being 10 just first getting into vocaloid on the old family Dell laptop with this being my first "murderloid" song. i was creeped the fuck out but hooked (i think i may have cried a bit too but i don't remember). i'm almost 21 now & i still love vocaloid with all my heart

[@aimeetheweeb8133]

When I was like 7 or something I woke up and saw my brother standing beside my bed holding a knife saying.......”do you wanna die?” I just said no and he said ok...with a creepy look.....(he was like 9 or 10) He sometimes threatens me by saying if I don’t do what he say he’ll kill me in my sleep... Now I’m 13 and he changed. Now he’s nice to me....

[@ProtomanBluesOfficial]

Sounds like something Jeff the killer would say lmao

[@aimeetheweeb8133]

Protoman Blues yeah XD

[@juliaalvarado91]

w i l d.

[@crybaby_cookie9407]

My brother do that too...but he make me sometimes happy Sure I'm depressed and he steal my money but I'm too shy and his my big brother and I do not want him to be sad

[@krishnavinesh5638]

Your brother was one of those edgy preteens. He might cringe on it now.

[@opaquegrief196]

1:23 that a long scissors u have

[@darkewolfgaming9305]

Ikr

[@NxCT-tc5ii]

Ikr

[@ahsokatano6178]

ikr

[@girlycowgaming5607]

i want them

[@noe4354]

yup its the adult scissors

[@Liviart]

Luka: Oh, don't worry you tried to kill me. It's ok! *Smiles* Miku: oh, ok thank you- Luka: *Stabs Miku* PSYCHE! Me: MIKU!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO CALL THE AMBULANCE! *Tries to kill Luka but fails* DDIIIIIIIIIEEEEE

[@TheHolidayCritic]

Everybody is talking about Miku being an edgy teenager While I’m appreciating how the artist drew everyone ITS SO CUTE AAAUUGGGHHhHhH

[@sheep309]

ミクちゃん可愛そう

[@user-us9kx6dq5x]

コメント欄でよく可愛そうって打つ人多くてイライラする

[@三代英隆]

イライラするのは人の勝手だけど、それを言葉にして他の人にぶつけるのはどうかと思いますよ(｀・д・´)ｷﾓﾁﾓﾜｶﾗﾅｸﾊﾅｲｹﾄﾞ!

[@ch7219]

可愛そうであってますよ〜

[@ch7219]

@鏡音廃 かわいそうに対して、漢字で「可哀想」や「可愛そう」と書くのは当て字なんです。 だから、本当は平仮名なんです。 実際、パソコンやスマホで「かわいそう」と入力して変換すると、候補に「可哀想」や「可愛そう」、「可哀相」などが出てきますよね？ 当て字としてはどちらを使っても正解ということになります。 ちなみに、正しい漢字がないので公用文や新聞などでは漢字では表記されることはなく、「かわいそう」とひらがなで表記されます。

[@ch7219]

@鏡音廃 もし納得出来ないのであれば調べてください＜(_ _)＞

[@tb.naokawa9993]

安心してくれ警察呼んだ

[@レラリア]

ええ事するやん

[@サトシ-p5f]

よっしゃナイス