Yandere Priestess “Eases” Your Worries (F4M • Forbidden Love • Spicy • Yandere ASMR • Corrupt)

[@TheChestnutBowl]

Great one. Yandere authority figures have so much promise! This lady could probably get away with 'solving' issues due to her position.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Ha, you're probably right! "What? You think innocent, pure Sister Velvet did it? Don't be silly! There are clearly werewolves with coincidentally knife-sized-and-shaped teeth in the woods!"

[@louisrobitaille5810]

1:53 Clearly corrupt. All nuns know that private conversations stay between you, the nun, and the gods 🤓.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Oh my gosh, you're right, that's such an obvious tell!

[@SirPickleBottom]

Nun asmr during lent? I'm here for it!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

OH MY GOD?! Well, I’m a dingbat! This audio has been finished for weeks and it was a last second replacement for another after I had to shift my schedule around a bunch; I didn’t even connect that it’d be out during lent. 💀 Whoops!

[@yandereneko5523]

Neko in the confession both: and then, and then, she said she would give me headpats if I did the dishes, but she didn't. So I gave myself headpats.

[@alkv7604]

You poor neko! I'll give you headpets if you want! If yes, *headpets!*

[@Zach-er1rm]

'Shiver' damn, you do the unhinged but adjusted yandere really well!

[@Knightmare22]

A macabre dance between righteousness and corruption is something I love to see! Nicely done, Velvet, nicely done😌💖💖

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Thank you so much!

[@BirdieSenpai]

I have a strong feeling she's going to reinforce my convictions as a Cromwellian Baptist, LOL.

[@gibbypeen5826]

What is a cromwellian baptist?

[@IronPiedmont]

I wasn't aware that there was a denomination of Christianity dedicated to the Lord Protector.

[@BirdieSenpai]

@@gibbypeen5826 Baptist who maintains Reformed Protestant traditions of an Independent English variation.

[@BirdieSenpai]

@@IronPiedmont Not quite a denomination, just a descriptor I use to indicate the English variation of the Reformed Protestant tradition.

[@witherblaze]

I thought Cromwell was a Puritan, not a Baptist

[@IronPiedmont]

This actually gave me chills. You outdid yourself on this one, Velvet! ^^ Also, not often I see a Nun ASMR video. Kudos to the script writer for the creativity!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Thank you! I’m glad you liked it. And I agree! I’ve always got my eyes peeled for unusual tropes, and it was nice to find this one a few months back.

[@brandoningle8825]

​@@VanillaVelvetAudio I have a good video idea

[@brandoningle8825]

​@@VanillaVelvetAudio it's a recovering yandere dragon girl.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

@brandoningle8825 afaik, there aren't any scripts like that out there, currently, and I don't have time to write much myself, so if you want to see something like that, I encourage you to write it! The ASMR Script Haven on reddit is open to everyone.

[@brandoningle8825]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio the only problem is I don't know how.

[@Im-Cyber]

Sister I must confess... I stole a few fries out of the bag! I can't apologize enough for my actions.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Ooh, fry theft? She can forgive a lot, but that may be a bridge too far!

[@jacksmith152]

When the wife goes missing, the first thing the police will do is suspect me. Digging a little deeper, they'll determine that the others who have disappeared were witnessed arguing with me. Whether they believe I'm actually the murderer or that I hired someone else to carry them out, I'll be in trouble either way. And my guess is that this woman's solution to that problem will only worsen it.

[@jorgemathiasbenitezsaldiva8131]

Well, time to pull the good ol' "faking the dead"

[@ArceusZer035]

💚 Unsettling yet intrigued, great work Velvet. 💚

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Aw thank you! That’s just the vibe I was going for. 💖

[@redhallow5201]

Idk how much i like this one. It was entertaining the idea of unloyalty, which i find to be unacceptable in any circumstance.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I get it! That's why the tag is there; I always want anyone who's uncomfortable with such a controversial trope to be able to avoid it. ^^

[@Echo2-2]

This was a very interesting premise for a video. Excellent work as always, Velvet!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Thank you kindly!

[@TheYounglingSlayer]

I'm flattered. I really am, but thanks no thanks ma'am! My loyalties are to my wife above all else. I'm sure you'll find someone, but maybe try looking for ones that aren't already taken?

[@ethan-not-a-pastafarian]

We went from “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned” to “Sorry Mommy I made an oopsie” real quick

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

💀

[@Yungngajay]

My brother in Christ u need to chill yo shit

[@ethan-not-a-pastafarian]

@@Yungngajay Just doing a bit, I’m still built upon the Rock

[@MR_Angelgd]

Lovely audio velvet 🥰

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Thank you! 🤗

[@grimdarkAngel]

Always glad to listen to a nun ASMR. This may not be the first time I'm hearing this script, but I still enjoy hearing it performed by another ASMR channel I'm subscribed to.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I'm happy to hear that! While I wish I had more time to write my own, I love filling public scripts, and it's nice to have an audience who doesn't mind hearing my take on something they may have seen before.

[@ProblematicHuman]

Such a great concept. Wonderful audio

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Thank you kindly!

[@GlitchSpy]

You never let us down, awesome audio! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Thank you!

[@moonshadowspecter644]

A “corrupt yandere priestess” why does that sound like a doubly corrupted person? Amazing job VVA (Vanilla Velvet Asmr).

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Depends on what kind of deity the priestess serves, I suppose! If there's a goddess of yandere love, then she may be in the clear...

[@moonshadowspecter644]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio imagine a religion or cult where they would praise that god. Horrifying.

[@phoneyoyeah]

this is a really good audio gotta be one of my new favorites from you right now

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Aw, thank you! I'm so glad you liked it.

[@chs9999]

I CALLED IT I AM READY I am excited to see your take on it

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I hope you enjoyed it!

[@edmundolastra3279]

When you are confessing and she takes it a different way 🔪 Thank you for the fantastic audios as always vel

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

You're so welcome!

[@Tony_2834]

New audio lets gooooo

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

🙌

[@CdrChaos]

A Yandere nun, and just in time for Lent! It wasn’t very clear that the listener and the Yandere nun were having an affair though. Otherwise? Top notch work as always Velvet.

[@wolfdale_3m]

She changed the title from "nun" to "priestess". I wonder why.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

There was a bit of misunderstanding that this is an actual Catholic nun, rather than a fantasy universe type “similar vibe but not the same” deal that I intended. It was always tagged as nun/priestess but I guess everyone overlooked that. ^^

[@KrizzRobin113]

I did not expect that.😳 Wonderful video, thank you.👍👏👋

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@MidnightSmoke]

how can I not love you after all you done for me. Let's see where this goes. Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

💖

[@JustAdriiVibin]

I may always never reach the premiere in time, i always look forward to watching it as soon as I wake up lol

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I'm glad my stuff is something to look forward to. 💖

[@couchbear6108]

In character: as a Catboy I confess to craving catnip.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Unforgivable!

[@Jaegerbomb1315]

Oh, she was making way too many points that made sense to me. I either need therapy or a woman like this.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Both? Both. Both is good.

[@duncanharrell5009]

Female Frollo? You have my attention!

[@FNWendigo]

Bruh I am rattled right now. I just saw an ASMR rp creator tell a member of their channel to "kys" because they said they shouldn't do 18+ ASMR

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

That's a yikes from me. 😬 I support anyone who wants to do 18+ content, and they're allowed to dislike folks telling them what to do (audience entitlement is never fun!) but...that's a bridge WAY too far.

[@FNWendigo]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio Fr. I’m all for people doing what they want but goddamn. The worst part was everyone in the comments was cheering the creator on.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I mean, I get it to a point. It's a bit like someone coming into your kitchen, eating the food in your cabinets for free, and then telling you--with a mouthful of your cooking, "You shouldn't make spicy food because I don't like it." While everyone else snacking on stuff enjoys the spicy food. Read the room, y'know? But like, whether the offender is polite or abusive, there's a WIDE range of reasonable reactions to that, between "I'm not going to stop making spicy food in my own kitchen to please you, sorry!", "Okay, don't eat it," or "Fuck off and leave then?" and NONE of them are suicide baiting.

[@purple2raven012]

More yandere is always good.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I'm glad you think so because I do a lot of it, haha.

[@buildertherobloxian4731]

17:37

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

She's got a real bad habit

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Now, now, nun of that!

[@jokestermasteroflaughter7754]

Anyone remember that profile named spoon who was always commenting on ASMR videos

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Indeed! Wonder whatever happened to them? And the rest of the silverware drawer as well?

[@lukerubrum5618]

​@@VanillaVelvetAudio I think it got to the point of just objects. I remember seeing a table

[@creationx6337]

Wow, what a woman.

[@thegentlemen6729]

Now I'm not one to condone cheating so if we plan on leaving said spouse we should do that first before we talk to the nun. Just to keep things as clear cut as possible

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Fair! A clean break is definitely best IRL. Depends on how marriage works in this universe, though. Arranged/political marriages and illegal divorce would make relationships with other people while still being married on paper a lot less sketchy, for instance.

[@tylerferguson3193]

Hope you'll all have a good day

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I hope your day is going well, too! 💖

[@IZAAK-ZK]

*HERESEY*

[@mccloaker]

Careful what you wish for. Two weeks with me and she'll be running back to The Lord.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

A bold proclamation considering the listener couldn’t, uh, “handle” their own problems without...intervention. ^^;

[@mccloaker]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio it was nun of her business. 😁

[@Darkfiretiger]

Oh...she's a problem solver.

[@isaac18896]

I know you can see the chat, and I would like to say that I'm depressed

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I’m sorry, friend. Depression is incredibly rough. Seek therapy and/or medication if possible, as well as self help strategies and other things that boost your mood like vitamins and exercise; it definitely helps!

[@awesomeavis7861]

I know this is unrelated but will we ever get a part 3 to the recovering yandere series?

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

The finale has actually been out since June, 2023: kzbin.info/www/bejne/p6KUmn-QaLiXaqMfeature=shared

[@awesomeavis7861]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio oh whoops I have no idea how I missed that, it never appeared in my recommended. Thank you! Apologies.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

It’s cool! You’re not the only one who’s missed one (or both!) or the sequels. The recommendation algorithm can be a menace!

[@awesomeavis7861]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio at least now I can save it in my liked videos haha

[@BradleyMasten]

Im between worlds.

[@zackihen4905]

Mother forgive me for I have sinned... Well, no turning back now! Live with no regrets! But in all seriousness, please don't cheat on your partners. Much love from UK Vel! 😄💙

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Definitely a good policy. Cheating is the worst. Much love from my side of the pond, as always! 💖

[@BradleyMasten]

I pray you live and love me yandere. Goddess. I live and live you.

[@anomanderrake654]

God did say love thy neighboor so I guess yanderes were always right.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

In a yandere’s case, they could probably stand to love their neighbor a smidge less ^^;

[@TyloThorn]

If that is love, then WW3 will be a BBQ. 😢

[@t-r-e-x452]

I'll call you Implacable since that what this reminds me of. . . mostly.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I'm sure you can find a way placate this priestess...somehow.... 👀

[@t-r-e-x452]

Ah I see you know who I mean when I say Implacable and Nun.

[@lol-2247]

Hello there 🦆

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Duck! You always quack me up.

[@BradleyMasten]

I feel safer with you all.

[@BradleyMasten]

True yandere. I dont have a wife.

[@BradleyMasten]

What are your troubles Yandere?

[@FunnyBUHcat]

Those tags in description are quite sinful sis ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Ehhh, sin seems kinda relative when it comes to yandere tropes. If you’re okay with their (fictional) murderous tendencies, I don’t think much else should be terribly shocking.

[@zambekiller]

🎶 take me yo church I'll warship like a dog at the shrine of your life I'll confess my sins while you sharpen your knife oh take me to church🎶

[@ChrisTheFreedomEnjoyer]

I know that this is a dumb nitpick, but nuns don't actually administer confession or absolve sins in the Catholic Church. Only priests do that. Also, nuns aren't allowed to have romantic relationships, commit adultery, or kill people. Obviously. But then if she didn't do that stuff, we wouldn't have this wonderful audio, now would we?

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I respect a good nitpick! So here’s another one: nuns and the concept of confession also exist in multiple other religious traditions. A vaguely fantasy universe like this one can have any theological components and rites you want, I think, especially when those components aren’t exclusive to one culture in reality. I actually seriously considered labeling this with “priestess” alone rather than “nun” as well to avoid this kind of confusion (that this is an actual Catholic nun rather than an anime-esque fictional monastic order), but I ultimately decided to keep the original script’s intended terminology even though it doesn’t really come up in the audio. Guess I’ll go with my gut next time! ^^;

[@ChrisTheFreedomEnjoyer]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio Nah, it's okay, don't second-guess yourself. Calling her a nun works better imo because the knowledge that Catholic nuns are sworn to celibacy makes her actions even more taboo and adds an extra element to her internal conflict of whether or not she is going to give into temptation and act on her feelings for the listener. Again, great audio, I was just being cheeky.

[@lukerubrum5618]

​@@VanillaVelvetAudio I'm curious what other religious traditions you're talking about though

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Nuns: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nun Confession: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confession_(religion) Monasticism: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monasticism You've got half a dozen forms of Christianity and Buddhism for nuns if you're using the strict modern interpretation of the word, as well as loosely related priestesses throughout history who took similar vows of chastity and were dedicated to pursuit of a spiritual life (vestal virgins spring to mind as one notable example.) As for confession: you've got it basically everywhere in some form or another, some evidence for the practice dating back to ancient Rome. There are monastic orders all over history and the world, and some have had female members who are analogous to the Catholic nun. Nothing new (or unique!) under the sun, as they say.

[@lukerubrum5618]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio ah, thank you! Very interesting. Religious practices and theology is an interest of mine

[@BALATHIER]

14:12 Nah uh ☝🏻 I'm already married, so you can't be with me, sorry Priestess 😁

[@BradleyMasten-g7p]

I am unbody

[@Memeboss5636]

Oop

[@BradleyMasten]

Id be glad to bear your burden with you.

[@BradleyMasten]

Tell me. Uhoh. That cant be true yandere. Im the only God, male and man.

[@BradleyMasten]

Uhuh.

[@matchabread]

❤ :3

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

💖

[@thetowerofbabble6307]

Why do I hear the Latin version of Hellfire playing in the distance?

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Oh, yeah, that...the church had speakers installed. No idea why!

[@thetowerofbabble6307]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio and why does sound eerily similar to that of the priestess’ voice? What are you hiding?

[@carsonhowell3100]

So if we run from this situation does that make us a Roaming Catholic?

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

(groan)