Yandere Simulator ...but i Completely Glitched the game

[@bigdaddy4832]

**perfectly functioning game exists** bijuu mike: hold my non-alcoholic beverage because this is a family-friendly youtube channel -

[@aimcomlah]

Ooooo you said alcoholic................. DEMONITISED!

[@ignoremelol2576]

Hold my apple juice

[@o0Yellow_Eyes0o]

>:3

[@albaformiga7932]

Hold my nut bits

[@phoenxx1]

aim comlah if the word alcoholic is in there ( even if you’re saying non-alcoholic) YOU GET DEMONITIZED!!!

[@amiminia]

Tom Berry Simulator has changed so much...

[@lorettalamothe7846]

Yeah it did didnt it

[@lixi8681]

LoL

[@Ryjinrayy]

Your aunt and uncle jerry simulator

[@sineadwest]

Your cousin Boirin has changed ALOT

[@tanishabanerjee8634]

What tom berry simulator ?😂😂😂

[@thatrandompersonontheinter889]

Senpai: “What the hell is wrong with you?!” Me: “Blame the delinquents!”

[@elizabethaftonowo8490]

Yes Ù-Ú

[@rockacosta5048]

yes back to blame the delinquents

[@hyunevcure]

Elizabeth afton what are u doing here?? I thought u shouldve been on stage-

[@ryleishields]

@@hyunevcure I AM NOT A ROBOT *i love that meme :>*

[@gizmixghoul1518]

@@ryleishields same lol-

[@zeldamaniac14]

Bijuu Mike: "I found Baldi's girlfriend!" *Baldi laughs in the distance*

[@gabano1311]

*Laughs in Baldi*

[@jorjiiinnn]

Gabano *how does that even work-*

[@gabano1311]

@@jorjiiinnn did you just assume me? *slaps*

[@jorjiiinnn]

Gabano I am sourry

[@gabano1311]

@@jorjiiinnn lmao ok ?

[@dreamsbiggestfan7019]

Nobody: Litrally no body: My wifi: that video is so me

[@justapuffin7303]

*literally

[@melinaespaldon5924]

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[@uno9971]

Error error can’t load

[@donjohnston1536]

You okay?

[@inaplacetobe]

You okay?

[@keithyweithy]

11:32 Senpai's weave has been officially snatched

[@gacha_gurl0782]

Senpai: What the hell is wrong with you?! Bijuu: What’s wrong with YOU!? YT: DEMONITIZED!!!

[@williamthao6230]

He didn't say the H word

[@gachaangelqueen5770]

Yeah ur gonna get him demonitized

[@fairlyneptune227]

@@williamthao6230 no such thing

[@WeirdVerdeGamer]

@@williamthao6230 heck is not a bad word.

[@owaowa_frogg488]

William Thao he is saying senpai said that

[@JeffRobloxian]

6:57 When Yandere Dev adds impossible mode

[@pandy5673]

Lmao

[@dubbyandnothingelse]

luck mode

[@samlikeslemonsiquityt3266]

*“Yandere Simulator on ACID.”* Me: why did i say *“Heyo srubpai?”*

[@cys5raph]

i just thought it was on drugs

[@toyota420]

@@cys5raph LAMO- THAT SUITS IT PERFECTLY

[@elichan5820]

1:04 welp, I guess she’s baldi chan now 😂

[@KaturaTakamoto]

While I'm watching ur videos, I see this. I fear no man, but this... *point at the video* ...it scares me.

[@tourniquett9602]

Time: *3:00am* Me: *Cursed cousin gary sim is worth way more time than sleep*

[@Ssakurachan]

No one: Literally no one: Not a single soul: Subtitles: *"WHAT SOME GUYS BEAT YOU MY CURE"*

[@Chiller-pc1dv]

What panic at the disco song is this?

[@ariamathematics]

Chiller 88884 lol

[@secondbanana7817]

Lol

[@beompompurin]

I always find a army in every vid Im watching today XD

[@melissavillarreal942]

😂😂😂

[@yeosangtheworld615]

Nobody: Not a soul: Not even a peep: JUST NOONE: Captions: hey guys *BEAT YOU* Mike here.

[@Peach_Peachy]

LOL YA😂

[@sourcorpse7897]

Mine said Beat you my cure.

[@jellykokokiyaow700yearsago9]

Hhhhhhhhhh😂😂😂

[@iwantsomed-]

Mine said what some guys beat you my cure

[@bon-bonsavour3002]

“What is the cellphones doing?” -Mike 2019

[@hakumi195]

Hm.. Bijuu Mike.. Gacha Mike.. When’s he gonna make, *Yandere Mike?*

[@artzgaming2702]

Xd

[@sprinkles.310n]

Like this so he can see

[@totsy_meow]

Omg i was thinking the same thing too

[@ignoremelol2576]

Yandere mike~ Doki mike~ baldi mike~ meme react mike~ the list goes on

[@hakumi195]

• Da cookie がちゃ• Even poopy Mike xD Just image that though. Lmao

[@scared_beetle402]

Yandere chan: * laughs* Gym teacher: go the the counselors office! Me: why is laughing not allowed in this school?

[@melissavillarreal942]

😂 idk hmmm I wonder y oooooooo ik they r not happy human beings so that’s y it’s not allowed BOOM!

[@melissavillarreal942]

Also u know my reply was a joke right I think u did but idk

[@scared_beetle402]

I know it was a joke

[@kitty-cat_lover314]

BEING HAPPY IS ILLEGAL AT THIS SCHOOL! LAUGH AGAIN AND TO JAIL U GO!! me: **laughs** F.B.I OPEN UP!!!

[@melissavillarreal942]

hellokitty_ cutecat66 XD that’s what I mean 😂

[@undead.angel001]

*When he said "I think Senpai came from Area 51" I lost it 😂😂😂 I LOVE area 51 jokes*

[@melissavillarreal942]

I kinda don’t like it but dis and he is funny so yea *likes comment*

[@Shadow98037]

Same

[@gachagalz5854]

Hah yeah, kinda off topic but uhmmm who's in your pfp? Is that Cameron Boyce?

[@undead.angel001]

@@gachagalz5854 yes uwu

[@gachagalz5854]

@@undead.angel001 Awe uwu RIP Cameron~

[@oldaccountthing6128]

“ I got to say that Andneri Devas has taken this to far” -google captions

[@ayashishimizuchan8140]

Game : *"Bugs And getting Weirds"* Me : " *Laughing , And Scared,feared 12mins. And 11 Secs.* "

[@bassic5673]

“They’re out there spinning like a freakin pack of bees”

[@a.j.dergousoff3649]

There like: YEET

[@virgo7945]

Bees more like a phonenado

[@artsncraftr]

The phones: buzz buzz The bees: b a r k

[@_TheTia_]

Scrubs, today is the day Bijuu Mike becomes Monika. Natsuki: What has society become today? Yandere Dev: Yes.

[@laspice98]

Yus, 20/10!

[@abit359]

Bijuu Mikika

[@artimations3161]

What is even going on in the comment section anymore?

[@creamerdapotato5030]

*game perfectly working* Bijuu mike: I’m about to ruin this whole man’s career

[@nezucothedemon4627]

Me: bitch 🖕lasania

[@joyceramirez9394]

@@nezucothedemon4627 lol

[@SpectralBlade_]

@@nezucothedemon4627 lasagna*

[@sampletext9338]

i-

[@tobatzky]

【Rea’s Rats】 she did not.. :p

[@weunniee]

2:32 bijuu : everyone's fLyInK everyone's flyINK 😭

[@mxddie_ess]

Bijuu: * destroys the game * *Yandere Simulator .EXE stopped working*

[@愛梨-q2l]

I laughed so hard when the bullies phones started going all over the place! 😂😂😂

[@lexydakitten5102]

imagine if they had stingers on the phones. or did i just give someone nightmares?

[@shuichi232]

xXGacha PeachesXx:I laughed so hard when the bullies- The phones:*sceams* Me:oh there goes my ears!

[@alicjajaworowska3635]

You’re not the one tho!😂🙃

[@Rachel_Playz]

Omg same! 😂

[@soulyt9428]

nobody: absolutely nobody: literally no one: nooobody at all: everyone: *goes to occult club*

[@nezucothedemon4627]

Lol 😂 true

[@kafrikani6067]

You: nobody: You two seconds later: every one

[@iiomq_unhappydude181]

They probably wanna summon a demon

[@vonKasa]

everyone wants a piece of oka's butt

[@lorettalamothe7846]

@@iiomq_unhappydude181 they are demoms

[@dragonsquid8453]

Yandere Chan: *hears a funny joke* ha ha Gym Teacher: go to the councilor

[@joyceramirez9394]

So true

[@tembisatini9207]

You're not allowed to laugh.

[@phebes3802]

😂

[@phebes3802]

Trueee

[@akularia]

аааааа

[@duarteareias7316]

0:57 FOREHEAD SIM

[@krystal2026]

0:05 That intro tho

[@aSceene]

10:57 Cooking Club Vice Leader: _After waiting so long, it finally worked!_

[@theconkerguy5137]

*what the hell is wrong with you*-senpia *what’s wrong with you*-bijju mike

[@lemonmeringue2589]

I was just on your page one second ago and got this notification I'm scared- Edit: 10:57 THICC

[@Todd.C]

Sugary_ Sweetz XD YOU ARE HILARIOUS

[@gabano1311]

Dat boi grill thick

[@Chiller-pc1dv]

Hell yeah B)

[@Gamerwolfhowl77]

Bijuu Mike: "Look at the sky!" Yan Chan: "No...I must not..." 4:10

[@mixamusfronca]

7:34 you must be LEVEL 11 to access this area

[@aaaaaaaaqa]

Hi Bijuu you're my favorite KZbinr you always make me laugh and smile Edit: Tysm for 30 likes!!!

[@ignoremelol2576]

You're a GachaTuber- would've expected that prize to go to Gacha mike- oh wEll not all GachaTubers (including me) only like other GachaTubers

[@elise6792]

It's 2 am and I'm trying so hard not to wake everyone else. I now have tears streaming Down my face from laughing so hard. Parents are probably awake in the other room, but totally worth it

[@sadisticmaxwell]

Bijuu Mike: Let's glitch the game! Yandere Simulator: Hold my apple juice pls

[@selib5893]

Me:Here you cross Bijuu

[@goldensugarcookie]

8:03 yandere chan is trying to take a picture of Bijuu Mike XD. yandere chan is also trying to take a picture of you (the viewers) so she took a picture of you guys😆

[@goldensugarcookie]

@MINHATH ZULAIKHA I don't even know wtf I said. cringe

[@sitiqolbuinsaniwati6234]

Me a few second in the video: "mom pick me up i'm scared"

[@katushikita_]

That's because you keep changing your settings

[@navigirldraws]

Bijuu: "Bijuu mike here" KZbin captions: "beat you my cure" Yep that's exactly what he said

[@Snowy14502]

Ur right navigirl, KZbin CAPTIONS U NEED HELP

[@wishingmoons8762]

You tube captions aren't living

[@hi_ok_bye1512]

bijuu mike: Yandere Simulator on acid! Me: more like "Yandere Simulator on drugs"

[@wishingmoons8762]

Acid is a drug

[@whimsiwraith]

Flo Flo Acid is a drug. So yes You are partially correct.

[@basil_xox85]

Well, I've seen other people post this, but yes, acid is a drug. I probably didn't need to post this.

[@justapuffin7303]

But Acid is a drug. Drugception.

[@sarahtoast7722]

1:05 bald dere chan

[@TheSereneBee]

IM HUNGRY. AND I WATCH THIS KIND OF CONTENT WHILE EATING *C O R N F L A K E S*

[@yjh3907]

corm flaksz

[@pinknova13]

Ummm... good for you?........

[@Alice-gd4bi]

Same XD

[@kixtri]

I, too, am hungry, so imma get some cornflakes right now

[@sunny_honey_bunnyxd4907]

7:21 love dat synchronised twirling

[@lucymasters4469]

Bijuu Mike broke the game and made it better 😎

[@julietamigavlog328]

Now we know why Amai is a rival 11:02

[@knuiqx]

6:43 the sakura flowers at the back lol

[@RosellaTheGamer]

I tried so hard not to spit out my food or choke on it as I couldn't stop laughing throughout the whole episode. I was wondering, what would happen if you used some easter eggs with the file corrupter or perhaps the pose mod with it? Would things get even stranger, and how strange would they be?

[@wolfyy664]

I want him to try the game “mommy life simulator” just to see his reaction

[@Abitoftheoldinout]

True

[@jonignacioccs]

Physic: exist Bijuu mike and teh fans: *i'm about to end this man's whole career*

[@AbsolutelyAri1]

When you die: 1:23

[@riverrose9614]

No one: KZbin sub-titles: “gong dairy simulator”

[@Ambermeow]

This is hilarious! I'm so glad you tried it out. I'm a little nervous to mess with the game, so thanks for doing it for me, I guess haha

[@AnenMT]

Hey! *_Haven’t been here in a while... But i’m back!! :’D_*

[@mtayday]

5:06 After years I know why Basically, all students think there is one floor so they go to there routine but on the first floor

[@avss53]

2:39 What it looks like when I try to run yandere simulator on my computer

[@xnamo_noir_cultxnatynatyna876]

XDD

[@bassy_michaelis_666]

Same :')

[@beans8681]

Internet: what will happen after they storm area 51?! Bijuu Mike: **posts video** Me: **watches video** That. That's what will happen.

[@ranow_racer2512]

Wow, i should have turned on notifications sooner, ive been so early lately!!! 💚💚💚 love you bijuu!

[@itzblueleaf3901]

Same

[@paulettecreighton9609]

Yandere Simulator: *Is Normal* Bijuu: *Hold my salad*

[@kturner5022]

Me: What's funny? Bijuu Mike: *_Bug Phones_* Me: *Laughing for 1 min. straight*

[@ZMB_VRLRD]

4:36 When you put your phone in airplane mode

[@ashkay7950]

11:40 Senpai: what the hell is wrong with you!?! Me: wth is wrong with _you_

[@brieannblack1328]

10:58 if only this happened in that one video when he cloned the cooking club members

[@pirate_girlll7477]

No-one: Literally nobody: Phones: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!

[@sadieweidner1161]

Idk what to say 😂

[@justadrawinggalyt6458]

0:56 I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY SANDWICH HAHAA BALD AYANO GO BRR

[@emilyofjane]

7:28 I can’t believe Bijuu Mike predicted murder hornets

[@im_a_cat514]

Are you talking about Marble Hornets

[@melissawilson654]

Mike: corrupts yandere simulator* Yandere dev:😵 Mike:shows new build of senpai* Yandere dev:😡

[@haidencortez2218]

I seriously can't explain to you how happy I am that that intro is back

[@alessundro]

Yandere Simulator: Receiding Hairline Edition

[@Luck_E126]

Me:mom can we have yandere simulator? Mom: we already have yandere simulator at home! Yandere simulator:

[@Niko-qq2vr]

No one: Not even Ayano? Bijuu:Fear ME!!!!!!!! 3:10

[@kisp0p]

Hey bjjuu mike, you should change everyone's gender in yandere simulator! like if you agree

[@nbayoungkae]

I agree

[@EllDoesStuff]

That's a pretty good idea! ØwØ

[@piotrcewka1071]

Yazzz

[@lorrainederossett9820]

@@piotrcewka1071 yesz

[@redsmearage]

@• Sakuyshii • there's a gender number inside the JSON files. 0 is for a girl 1 is for a boy. So bijuu should do that

[@Yes-cm9ch]

10/10 intro I want to see it in more new videos

[@Amtrakfan2115]

Aka, Yandere Simulator Corruptions

[@user-sd2fm7lo3g]

0:33 Raibaru be like: Mmmmm some damn good arms we got there :P

[@AnthonyHau]

10:53 this is when you scroll down of the app store and download a game

[@stillloading1397]

(1:12) That delayed reaction tho

[@KITT.007]

4:35 *LMAO* 🤣

[@kyakeshavarz3595]

9:57 I guess she's Yanderay chan now

[@fIuffs.]

AHAAA

[@C0SM00..]

Who else is going to have nightmares for months? THIS IS LITERALLY CURSED

[@ducky__5890]

Senpai: What the hell is wrong with you?! Bijuu: DO YOU HAVE A HECK PASS?!

[@metalveyn]

6:42 LOOK AT THE CHERRY BLOSSOMS IN THE BACK!! ON TOP OF THE LADY!! XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

[@michaelkorkidas4642]

Yandere Simulator : *Exists* Monika : Im about to hack this whole games career (edit : OMG SENPAI)

[@dollzo]

??? Who's senpai?

[@millzskillz]

Michael Korkidas what

[@michaelkorkidas4642]

I'm talking about Bijju Mike, duh! He like my comet!

[@millzskillz]

Michael Korkidas no he didn’t lolll

[@michaelkorkidas4642]

There must have been a glitch on my computer

[@totsy_meow]

Me: laughing nonstop while everything is glitched

[@dirtsagaybean7545]

i have never laughed so hard in my life.

[@dmnsxx5869]

0:09 *Helicopter on helium noises*

[@sevilxd3707]

Oml i got shocked XD they we're all So fat lol the game should be named yandere fat school xD

[@Ava-zf1sv]

8:35 *look at the text at the bottom of the screen* Someone else is as confused about the cellphones as you

[@fuck_youtube_handles]

*Huh? What is that?*

[@Bloody_Polly]

0:51 Jojo Siwa who? *We only only know Your Cousin Garry -Chan.*

[@Ksksskskikjjjhb]

If it glicthed to my pc like this,it would had crashed the whole pc-

[@via_sometimes]

Mick at one point in the video:”it’s quite normal” Walks away for 3 seconds: (seeing a black line leading to delinquents, and pack of phone bees.

[@animechan3605]

Internet: what happens when you glich a game Me: *yes*

[@minusmiles222]

New title suggestion: you will laugh SO HARD for 12 minutes

[@sleepystan7628]

"Yesterday, I asked you.." "Last week, I asked you.." "Yesterday, I asked my subscribers.." YIAY LWIAY YIAMS Is this a pattern I sense??

[@salem_spectre]

Yes

[@pikasqui5030]

No and yes

[@gen8372]

Bijuu mike: yandere simulator KZbin captions: yan dairy simulator

[@stxs8064]

Love the doki doki merch! :D

[@secondbanana7817]

Bijuu Mike: This is Yandere Simulator on acid Me: NoOo This is Yandere Simulator on DRUGS

[@monaelsafy1098]

Hajahaha

[@wishingmoons8762]

@@monaelsafy1098 Acid is a type of drug dumbass