Yandere Stalker Makes You His Toy ♡ [ASMR] [M4A] [British] [Hardcore Yandere]

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Eggsmr

Eggsmr

Күн бұрын

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@Starfish_tefy
@Starfish_tefy 7 ай бұрын
"Disgusting, putrid little house of yours." MAN I DIDN’T HAVE TIME TO CLEAN 😭
@the_eyes_stares
@the_eyes_stares 8 ай бұрын
HE CALLED US "ANGEL" WE'RE SCREWED
@halahlo8046
@halahlo8046 7 ай бұрын
HUH WHY
@the_eyes_stares
@the_eyes_stares 7 ай бұрын
@halahlo8046 if you go back to his old vids and click on a mental asylum I forgor which one but he called us angel and broke our bones🥰
@Elikai-Eli
@Elikai-Eli 7 ай бұрын
I can never hear the pet name Angel the same way again lmao
@the_eyes_stares
@the_eyes_stares 7 ай бұрын
@@Elikai-Eli sry not sry
@Elikai-Eli
@Elikai-Eli 7 ай бұрын
Lmao. Just went back and listened to it to. Lol
@LeannaSilverWolf
@LeannaSilverWolf 8 ай бұрын
The way he dropped his voice for the first "private" you just knew bones were going to break.
@Zeepyqueepy
@Zeepyqueepy 2 ай бұрын
“You left your left hand un guarded…” “Oh shi-“
@ladygudetama3324
@ladygudetama3324 8 ай бұрын
I choose the bear
@iluvgigi.
@iluvgigi. 8 ай бұрын
REAL
@Bored.s0ul
@Bored.s0ul 8 ай бұрын
It’s probably safer tbh
@squaredonuts9706
@squaredonuts9706 8 ай бұрын
The bear would choose the bear too
@IonCăprioară69
@IonCăprioară69 8 ай бұрын
LMAOO
@Cherrymilktea
@Cherrymilktea 7 ай бұрын
is that a Total Drama: World Tour reference?
@Cnknugs
@Cnknugs 8 ай бұрын
Everyone in the chat was just going “MERICAAAA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅”
@SpoiltLittlePrincess
@SpoiltLittlePrincess 8 ай бұрын
As a Brit visiting the US right now that is incredibly funny and yet unsurprising.
@Kpop_fan107
@Kpop_fan107 Ай бұрын
Him: "get up-" Ad: "feels like a dream, feels like magic✨"
@Akaria.Luvs1
@Akaria.Luvs1 8 ай бұрын
On Mother’s Day’s? 💀
@primeyoriichi
@primeyoriichi 8 ай бұрын
Gotta show love to your mother somehow
@mins_blossom
@mins_blossom 8 ай бұрын
LMAO
@SC4R3D.K1D
@SC4R3D.K1D 8 ай бұрын
Wait it's Mother's Day..? 😦
@Akaria.Luvs1
@Akaria.Luvs1 8 ай бұрын
@@SC4R3D.K1D Yeah 💀
@Akaria.Luvs1
@Akaria.Luvs1 8 ай бұрын
@@primeyoriichi ….im pretty sure this is…not the best way to do it 😭 i mean just grab some crumbled up paper, write a few words you’ll never mean and poorly draw a heart on the front of it and you’ll be good. 👍
@PetiteSymphony
@PetiteSymphony 8 ай бұрын
“Disgusting, putrid little house of yours.” Just because I don’t dust 😭
@xmillieeex
@xmillieeex 8 ай бұрын
“Are you left handed or right handed” Me : “Left-“ “RIGHT” Me: “Oh… OKAY THEN…. 🫡”
@ravenfinch-alexander1238
@ravenfinch-alexander1238 7 ай бұрын
me - im ambidextrous.......
@ello4408
@ello4408 7 ай бұрын
me too.
@LexiLovesMilo
@LexiLovesMilo 7 ай бұрын
Im left footed.
@LazeeM1ka
@LazeeM1ka 6 ай бұрын
Help what did he mean at 7:20
@xmillieeex
@xmillieeex 6 ай бұрын
@@LazeeM1ka​​⁠​⁠When you do fencing, you have a hand infront with the sword or whatever you call it, (I’m not an expert) and then you have a hand at the back cause I think that the small point of the thing is quite sharp, so you don’t cut your hand and he was basically breaking the hand which was at the back so you only had your arm for the sword thingy
@nydavis3109
@nydavis3109 8 ай бұрын
Egg: "you need guidance". Me; "The only thing I need you to guide me to is that hospital.... and guide yourself to the mental asylum"...
@JellyOnAPancakeAyyyy
@JellyOnAPancakeAyyyy 8 ай бұрын
LOOOOL 😭😭😭
@Technofan765
@Technofan765 8 ай бұрын
Yup
@scarlover1620
@scarlover1620 7 ай бұрын
FRR
@Phasma0777
@Phasma0777 3 ай бұрын
REAL
@gothicnigerian110
@gothicnigerian110 8 ай бұрын
God, every time I listen to this guy with headphones on, the sound just smoothly and slowly moves from ear to ear and then just rests at the back of my head. It's so thrilling.
@simply_innocent
@simply_innocent 8 ай бұрын
Sounds like they're fighting with kitchen tools💀
@swoukii
@swoukii 8 ай бұрын
I can smell the broken bones already
@THEOFFICIAL_ANA
@THEOFFICIAL_ANA 8 ай бұрын
I smell the blood
@ZEEPYQUEEEPY
@ZEEPYQUEEEPY 8 ай бұрын
I smell the fear in our bodies
@primeyoriichi
@primeyoriichi 8 ай бұрын
I smell the exposed bones
@Junipersaremyfavoritetrees
@Junipersaremyfavoritetrees 8 ай бұрын
Yup
@swoukii
@swoukii 8 ай бұрын
I WAS RIGHT
@Cherrymilktea
@Cherrymilktea 7 ай бұрын
Egg: "You come home to your lonely apartment, eat your lonely dinner, watch tv on your lonely sofa, and then go to sleep on your "incredibly" lonely bed" Me: But I got my pets to take care of in my apartment
@ashleynicolriverahercules9670
@ashleynicolriverahercules9670 4 ай бұрын
Bro same I have to take care of my dogs and cats 😭
@TheClipman101
@TheClipman101 8 ай бұрын
You know we bout to get snapped in half when he calls us angel and it says "HARDCORE" in the title 😭😭😭 anyway very much enjoyed 🤪
@Ali3n_k1tt1
@Ali3n_k1tt1 8 ай бұрын
Prepare for the manic laughter
@eriolelfwine3762
@eriolelfwine3762 2 ай бұрын
"Are you left handed or right handed?" Please no I won't try to escape no!!!
@graham2654
@graham2654 7 ай бұрын
“right handed or left handed” “left” “right?” 👁️👁️
@Naspotu
@Naspotu 7 ай бұрын
this gave me " DARLINGGGG GYESSS WHO IS BACKK FROM JAILLLL " vibes 😭
@SkullcrusherOftwinks-qb5oj
@SkullcrusherOftwinks-qb5oj 8 ай бұрын
“ don’t call me pathetic. I saw you outside my house last night. You kept me up. It’s your fault.”
@stardvsty
@stardvsty 8 ай бұрын
Omg a yandere fencer?! Now this is fucking attractive, I’m staying with him and doing whatever he wants
@Freur-00
@Freur-00 8 ай бұрын
Hell yea!! I really missed the more aggressive ones, your voice-range is always so pleasant to hear
@-cl0udy-paper.dragon
@-cl0udy-paper.dragon 4 ай бұрын
i'm sorry but every time he breaks my bones i imagine the "YYEEEEOOUUCCCHHHH!!" sound effect
@VoxCalamity
@VoxCalamity 8 ай бұрын
You nailed the script! Thanks so much for doing a video on it seriously!
@neckbackcripplinganxietyattack
@neckbackcripplinganxietyattack 8 ай бұрын
ITS A FANTASTIC SCRIPT 💯
@notyetundead3143
@notyetundead3143 7 ай бұрын
We need a sequel because I’m invested
@For_Music-e4f
@For_Music-e4f 7 ай бұрын
"You are safe now"...Er, not after you broke both of my arms in less than s 24 hours span, sir, certainly not
@baby_its_the_biscut_boy
@baby_its_the_biscut_boy 6 ай бұрын
For some reason this audio gave me like hardcore flashbacks to watching sword art online whatever I was like 13
@Picklecakesx
@Picklecakesx 6 ай бұрын
Eggs:you look like a joke. Me:ouch.💔😭
@JellyOnAPancakeAyyyy
@JellyOnAPancakeAyyyy 8 ай бұрын
I’m blushing wtf. Wholesome audio as always eggie boi 😊👍 thank you for the food 😮‍💨🙏🩷 Quick note: the tiny bits of things I’ve noticed that may contribute to explain our yandere lover here is so intriguing, for example, the fact that he was some kind of prodigy who probably went insane for all the pressure and perfectionist and probably went so over his head that he now aims to find someone who can surpass him, while placing his frustrations and trauma. So when he see us he probably got so eager to keep us to not only suppress his loneliness (im guessing he was that cliche of a really gifted kid that despise his talents he was extremely isolated cuz pressured. And I bet he came from a rich family… but that’s a just guess) but because he kinda sees himself in us, but he’s now he’s all messed up and all bitter and obsessed projecting his frustrations and torturing another talented and passionate person (because of our supposed passion in fighting on the sport) and tbh, Im really hooked on the dynamics and the mental gymnastics from this, like… its just so interesting. No wonder the person who wrote the script won… so flowers to them too 💐✨
@noirwashere
@noirwashere 8 ай бұрын
this comment was so well put together 😭🫶
@Weretruelylost
@Weretruelylost 4 ай бұрын
Did bro just really break our hand? 🥲
@that_one_weeb3719
@that_one_weeb3719 8 ай бұрын
Bro broke both my arms and expects me to stay with him? You better be glad your voice is hot...
@BREAD_n_sprinkles
@BREAD_n_sprinkles 8 ай бұрын
as a british person in britain as of now i can confirm they were do fencing 🤺 every second of our lives apart from the tea and scone breaks of course ☕️❤
@Mituosong
@Mituosong 8 ай бұрын
MY LEFR HAND PLEASE IM LEFT HANDED NO
@palomafernandamartinezsuar133
@palomafernandamartinezsuar133 6 ай бұрын
I'm still left-handed and when she said that: 💀
@ACEYALLHAHA
@ACEYALLHAHA 8 ай бұрын
Another wholesome audio✨✨✨
@Black_light2
@Black_light2 8 ай бұрын
Well we all ready knew about breaking bones 🦴 ( I LOVE YOUR AUDIOS!)
@PumpkinDunkin94
@PumpkinDunkin94 7 ай бұрын
He got machine for a hand, like he could break bones in a second
@Mallona27
@Mallona27 8 ай бұрын
Aaahhh! Thank you for this! Really was the finishing on a great mother’s day! Amazing job egg, Thank you!!!! ❤❤❤❤
@ZEEPYQUEEEPY
@ZEEPYQUEEEPY 8 ай бұрын
Bro... im excited but my mind kept telling me "no no no no no"
@Technofan765
@Technofan765 8 ай бұрын
Do I even have bones anymore?
@Zeepyqueepy
@Zeepyqueepy 2 ай бұрын
Probably not
@mariaabreu434
@mariaabreu434 7 ай бұрын
As someone who actually does fencing this was scary
@mrrgue
@mrrgue 8 ай бұрын
EEEE IM SO EXCITEDDD!! I LOVE YOU EGGG
@nydavis3109
@nydavis3109 8 ай бұрын
I'm left handed NOOO
@Sigmatoliet69
@Sigmatoliet69 8 ай бұрын
I needed this today 🙏🙏
@ItsHypeer
@ItsHypeer 7 ай бұрын
"I want stalkers so badly 😍" what they would actually do
@EmeraldRose-wi9qu
@EmeraldRose-wi9qu 7 ай бұрын
Lol when I heard the crunch i singed the Neslys crunch bar song 😅😂
@ONCIE_Lee
@ONCIE_Lee 8 ай бұрын
still! a good timing to catch up on the new story.!
@blue_15604
@blue_15604 8 ай бұрын
لا اعرف مشاعري لهذا الفيديو لكن بكل تأكيد سوف اشاهده مجدداً
@owieca_
@owieca_ 7 ай бұрын
The worst OR BEST think is that my actual training partner calls me like one if those crash test dummies AND EVERY TIME I HEAR IT I cant help and laugh 😂
@kaorichannn
@kaorichannn 7 ай бұрын
This turned out so good ♡ (where's the hunter asmr?😭)
@LyricalApathy
@LyricalApathy 8 ай бұрын
WE LOVE VOX!!!
@calebMun-cs2wk
@calebMun-cs2wk 8 ай бұрын
egg i just want to tell you tell you that you help'd me with a lot of problems and you are the best 🙂
@CandVAY
@CandVAY 8 ай бұрын
my mother doesn’t appreciate this
@Haley_Yang
@Haley_Yang 7 ай бұрын
Finally had the time to listen to this one. \o/ Congrats to the winner of the contest. Love the script, but as an FFXIV player I couldn't help but picture Zenos as the yandere while listening xD (which is not necessarily a bad thing, even though Raha's still my favourite). Could have been Zenos in a modern-AU setting.
@Hopes_AndDreams0
@Hopes_AndDreams0 7 ай бұрын
Your voice sounds exactly like my friends 💀 (that’s a compliment btw)
@animalkido3540
@animalkido3540 6 ай бұрын
Please I would like a part two I would like to see what happened next. I enjoy this a lot 😁☺️
@danielacuevas5045
@danielacuevas5045 8 ай бұрын
Rip our harm bones
@Atemrose34
@Atemrose34 8 ай бұрын
Him laughing Me laughing with him help!❤ 😂 He needs a body pillow 😂 Youe safe with me......No iam not!
@CoquetteCoyote
@CoquetteCoyote 8 ай бұрын
VOX U DID AMAZING👏🏼👏🏼🤺🤺🫶🏻
@SC4R3D.K1D
@SC4R3D.K1D 8 ай бұрын
My poor hand 😦... Meh whatever he's handsome so idc ♡♥︎♡♥︎
@AdiaAdoniaShroud
@AdiaAdoniaShroud 7 ай бұрын
Lazarus... (Hunting Echoes)
@darlin.LIL.KITTEN.92
@darlin.LIL.KITTEN.92 7 ай бұрын
And I’m still going to pursue fencing, lol already signed up for it 😂😂
@theoddflower253
@theoddflower253 7 ай бұрын
😮 one of my favorites
@ello4408
@ello4408 7 ай бұрын
me watching this as a left handed:😔
@AesFan6
@AesFan6 8 ай бұрын
I CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!
@liloauden
@liloauden 7 ай бұрын
Hey future me are my bones gonna be broken??
@jennygato3321
@jennygato3321 7 ай бұрын
Wow. You do completely deranged very well.
@my_vlog2478
@my_vlog2478 8 ай бұрын
I’m actually left handed-
@Anamizs
@Anamizs 7 ай бұрын
Best Mother’s Day present even tho I’m not amother🎉
@MohammadPathanRipon
@MohammadPathanRipon 7 ай бұрын
Isn’t the image of the guy from the manga Dreaming Freedom
@s1lly_vAmpX3
@s1lly_vAmpX3 8 ай бұрын
ON MF MOTHERS DAY WTH-
@Akaria.Luvs1
@Akaria.Luvs1 8 ай бұрын
For real. Like what a great way to celebrate Mother’s Day. By dehumanizing us 🤓
@affinity_yt1515
@affinity_yt1515 8 ай бұрын
Egg why do you like breaking my bones
@Myriako
@Myriako 7 ай бұрын
Thank you for this video! ☺🌹🌹🌹
@Zombie_kitty36
@Zombie_kitty36 7 ай бұрын
The one thing I hate is bones braking they make me want to throw up and I’m literally crying because of this
@M00n_L1ght.J
@M00n_L1ght.J 8 ай бұрын
Pookie I need another milkman 🥰
@Alediasalvesxavier
@Alediasalvesxavier 6 ай бұрын
Nada como ser sequestrado ter as duas mãos quebradas por um maluco esgrimista antes de dormir 😀
@demon56-yf9sp
@demon56-yf9sp 7 ай бұрын
I wonder if a listener starts at argument with the yandere what would happen
@CoquetteCoyote
@CoquetteCoyote 8 ай бұрын
Huzzah!!🕺💃🏼
@THEOFFICIAL_ANA
@THEOFFICIAL_ANA 8 ай бұрын
HERE HERE!!👏👏
@madelinecarlo7945
@madelinecarlo7945 4 ай бұрын
Ight, I came here for crunchety munchitey bones, I better get crunchety munchitey bones
@Cutietoasty
@Cutietoasty 8 ай бұрын
Oooo. Here we go. 😊
@anatanoame
@anatanoame 8 ай бұрын
admit it, we've all been waiting for asmr, where the egg calls us angels before breaking our bones😏
@drogo1913
@drogo1913 8 ай бұрын
Hi, at least I lived to celebrate one last Mother’s Day! 🏃🏽‍♀️💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💦💦💦💦💦💦 (High pitched Shrieking) *HELP ME MOMMYYYYYY!* 😫💦💦💦💦
@True_NOON
@True_NOON 7 ай бұрын
Bros making cases for open-carry 💀
@SoriEiachi
@SoriEiachi 7 ай бұрын
Yandere idol x fan when?? :>
@Madame.R.B
@Madame.R.B 6 ай бұрын
IS THAT SIYUN ??
@sweetw-mq5tm
@sweetw-mq5tm 7 ай бұрын
HE CHEATED 😠😠😠
@Samboo-12
@Samboo-12 6 ай бұрын
When he asked what handed I am I answered honestly amd said ampedextrass so if Listener said that they’d have no broken arms AT ALL 😑 love the Va tho ❤❤
@aundreaputtin9203
@aundreaputtin9203 8 ай бұрын
I know right
@afrah7293
@afrah7293 8 ай бұрын
Yay! 💜
@Ilove_liyah-fw1rg
@Ilove_liyah-fw1rg 7 ай бұрын
Hey y’all it’s Prettygurl, my parents caught me on the tablet so I can’t come to the lives for a while. Byee ❤❤ Edit: HEYYY IM BACK BESTIES!!
@yenirbless4368
@yenirbless4368 7 ай бұрын
😍 i love it so much 🤤
@SanaLana-gl1op
@SanaLana-gl1op 8 ай бұрын
Wh does he moan like that HWLP
@rassikeshwarsangam8067
@rassikeshwarsangam8067 7 ай бұрын
world is a weird place
@FreyaBartlett-eq1et
@FreyaBartlett-eq1et Ай бұрын
Fan girls be wild rn
@nevermind6786
@nevermind6786 8 ай бұрын
IM MOANING?????
@jenninamendoza4342
@jenninamendoza4342 8 ай бұрын
I actually fence TT
@Steamheart13458
@Steamheart13458 7 ай бұрын
❤❤❤
@Verajo15
@Verajo15 8 ай бұрын
11th comment even 😮‍💨 can’t wait ain’t got nothing else to do 😂 jk Mother’s Day ofc
@ПолинаРихтчи
@ПолинаРихтчи 8 ай бұрын
Помогите
@Racane_0-0
@Racane_0-0 4 ай бұрын
DAY 4 OF ASKING FOR VARIAN
@arosmeia.6059
@arosmeia.6059 7 ай бұрын
At this point I'm just starting to hate this guy LOL
@mako-lu3tp
@mako-lu3tp 8 ай бұрын
FIRST OMGGGG
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