"Disgusting, putrid little house of yours." MAN I DIDN’T HAVE TIME TO CLEAN 😭
@the_eyes_stares8 ай бұрын
HE CALLED US "ANGEL" WE'RE SCREWED
@halahlo80467 ай бұрын
HUH WHY
@the_eyes_stares7 ай бұрын
@halahlo8046 if you go back to his old vids and click on a mental asylum I forgor which one but he called us angel and broke our bones🥰
@Elikai-Eli7 ай бұрын
I can never hear the pet name Angel the same way again lmao
@the_eyes_stares7 ай бұрын
@@Elikai-Eli sry not sry
@Elikai-Eli7 ай бұрын
Lmao. Just went back and listened to it to. Lol
@LeannaSilverWolf8 ай бұрын
The way he dropped his voice for the first "private" you just knew bones were going to break.
@Zeepyqueepy2 ай бұрын
“You left your left hand un guarded…” “Oh shi-“
@ladygudetama33248 ай бұрын
I choose the bear
@iluvgigi.8 ай бұрын
REAL
@Bored.s0ul8 ай бұрын
It’s probably safer tbh
@squaredonuts97068 ай бұрын
The bear would choose the bear too
@IonCăprioară698 ай бұрын
LMAOO
@Cherrymilktea7 ай бұрын
is that a Total Drama: World Tour reference?
@Cnknugs8 ай бұрын
Everyone in the chat was just going “MERICAAAA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅”
@SpoiltLittlePrincess8 ай бұрын
As a Brit visiting the US right now that is incredibly funny and yet unsurprising.
@Kpop_fan107Ай бұрын
Him: "get up-" Ad: "feels like a dream, feels like magic✨"
@Akaria.Luvs18 ай бұрын
On Mother’s Day’s? 💀
@primeyoriichi8 ай бұрын
Gotta show love to your mother somehow
@mins_blossom8 ай бұрын
LMAO
@SC4R3D.K1D8 ай бұрын
Wait it's Mother's Day..? 😦
@Akaria.Luvs18 ай бұрын
@@SC4R3D.K1D Yeah 💀
@Akaria.Luvs18 ай бұрын
@@primeyoriichi ….im pretty sure this is…not the best way to do it 😭 i mean just grab some crumbled up paper, write a few words you’ll never mean and poorly draw a heart on the front of it and you’ll be good. 👍
@PetiteSymphony8 ай бұрын
“Disgusting, putrid little house of yours.” Just because I don’t dust 😭
@xmillieeex8 ай бұрын
“Are you left handed or right handed” Me : “Left-“ “RIGHT” Me: “Oh… OKAY THEN…. 🫡”
@ravenfinch-alexander12387 ай бұрын
me - im ambidextrous.......
@ello44087 ай бұрын
me too.
@LexiLovesMilo7 ай бұрын
Im left footed.
@LazeeM1ka6 ай бұрын
Help what did he mean at 7:20
@xmillieeex6 ай бұрын
@@LazeeM1kaWhen you do fencing, you have a hand infront with the sword or whatever you call it, (I’m not an expert) and then you have a hand at the back cause I think that the small point of the thing is quite sharp, so you don’t cut your hand and he was basically breaking the hand which was at the back so you only had your arm for the sword thingy
@nydavis31098 ай бұрын
Egg: "you need guidance". Me; "The only thing I need you to guide me to is that hospital.... and guide yourself to the mental asylum"...
@JellyOnAPancakeAyyyy8 ай бұрын
LOOOOL 😭😭😭
@Technofan7658 ай бұрын
Yup
@scarlover16207 ай бұрын
FRR
@Phasma07773 ай бұрын
REAL
@gothicnigerian1108 ай бұрын
God, every time I listen to this guy with headphones on, the sound just smoothly and slowly moves from ear to ear and then just rests at the back of my head. It's so thrilling.
@simply_innocent8 ай бұрын
Sounds like they're fighting with kitchen tools💀
@swoukii8 ай бұрын
I can smell the broken bones already
@THEOFFICIAL_ANA8 ай бұрын
I smell the blood
@ZEEPYQUEEEPY8 ай бұрын
I smell the fear in our bodies
@primeyoriichi8 ай бұрын
I smell the exposed bones
@Junipersaremyfavoritetrees8 ай бұрын
Yup
@swoukii8 ай бұрын
I WAS RIGHT
@Cherrymilktea7 ай бұрын
Egg: "You come home to your lonely apartment, eat your lonely dinner, watch tv on your lonely sofa, and then go to sleep on your "incredibly" lonely bed" Me: But I got my pets to take care of in my apartment
@ashleynicolriverahercules96704 ай бұрын
Bro same I have to take care of my dogs and cats 😭
@TheClipman1018 ай бұрын
You know we bout to get snapped in half when he calls us angel and it says "HARDCORE" in the title 😭😭😭 anyway very much enjoyed 🤪
@Ali3n_k1tt18 ай бұрын
Prepare for the manic laughter
@eriolelfwine37622 ай бұрын
"Are you left handed or right handed?" Please no I won't try to escape no!!!
@graham26547 ай бұрын
“right handed or left handed” “left” “right?” 👁️👁️
@Naspotu7 ай бұрын
this gave me " DARLINGGGG GYESSS WHO IS BACKK FROM JAILLLL " vibes 😭
@SkullcrusherOftwinks-qb5oj8 ай бұрын
“ don’t call me pathetic. I saw you outside my house last night. You kept me up. It’s your fault.”
@stardvsty8 ай бұрын
Omg a yandere fencer?! Now this is fucking attractive, I’m staying with him and doing whatever he wants
@Freur-008 ай бұрын
Hell yea!! I really missed the more aggressive ones, your voice-range is always so pleasant to hear
@-cl0udy-paper.dragon4 ай бұрын
i'm sorry but every time he breaks my bones i imagine the "YYEEEEOOUUCCCHHHH!!" sound effect
@VoxCalamity8 ай бұрын
You nailed the script! Thanks so much for doing a video on it seriously!
@neckbackcripplinganxietyattack8 ай бұрын
ITS A FANTASTIC SCRIPT 💯
@notyetundead31437 ай бұрын
We need a sequel because I’m invested
@For_Music-e4f7 ай бұрын
"You are safe now"...Er, not after you broke both of my arms in less than s 24 hours span, sir, certainly not
@baby_its_the_biscut_boy6 ай бұрын
For some reason this audio gave me like hardcore flashbacks to watching sword art online whatever I was like 13
@Picklecakesx6 ай бұрын
Eggs:you look like a joke. Me:ouch.💔😭
@JellyOnAPancakeAyyyy8 ай бұрын
I’m blushing wtf. Wholesome audio as always eggie boi 😊👍 thank you for the food 😮💨🙏🩷 Quick note: the tiny bits of things I’ve noticed that may contribute to explain our yandere lover here is so intriguing, for example, the fact that he was some kind of prodigy who probably went insane for all the pressure and perfectionist and probably went so over his head that he now aims to find someone who can surpass him, while placing his frustrations and trauma. So when he see us he probably got so eager to keep us to not only suppress his loneliness (im guessing he was that cliche of a really gifted kid that despise his talents he was extremely isolated cuz pressured. And I bet he came from a rich family… but that’s a just guess) but because he kinda sees himself in us, but he’s now he’s all messed up and all bitter and obsessed projecting his frustrations and torturing another talented and passionate person (because of our supposed passion in fighting on the sport) and tbh, Im really hooked on the dynamics and the mental gymnastics from this, like… its just so interesting. No wonder the person who wrote the script won… so flowers to them too 💐✨
@noirwashere8 ай бұрын
this comment was so well put together 😭🫶
@Weretruelylost4 ай бұрын
Did bro just really break our hand? 🥲
@that_one_weeb37198 ай бұрын
Bro broke both my arms and expects me to stay with him? You better be glad your voice is hot...
@BREAD_n_sprinkles8 ай бұрын
as a british person in britain as of now i can confirm they were do fencing 🤺 every second of our lives apart from the tea and scone breaks of course ☕️❤
@Mituosong8 ай бұрын
MY LEFR HAND PLEASE IM LEFT HANDED NO
@palomafernandamartinezsuar1336 ай бұрын
I'm still left-handed and when she said that: 💀
@ACEYALLHAHA8 ай бұрын
Another wholesome audio✨✨✨
@Black_light28 ай бұрын
Well we all ready knew about breaking bones 🦴 ( I LOVE YOUR AUDIOS!)
@PumpkinDunkin947 ай бұрын
He got machine for a hand, like he could break bones in a second
@Mallona278 ай бұрын
Aaahhh! Thank you for this! Really was the finishing on a great mother’s day! Amazing job egg, Thank you!!!! ❤❤❤❤
@ZEEPYQUEEEPY8 ай бұрын
Bro... im excited but my mind kept telling me "no no no no no"
@Technofan7658 ай бұрын
Do I even have bones anymore?
@Zeepyqueepy2 ай бұрын
Probably not
@mariaabreu4347 ай бұрын
As someone who actually does fencing this was scary
@mrrgue8 ай бұрын
EEEE IM SO EXCITEDDD!! I LOVE YOU EGGG
@nydavis31098 ай бұрын
I'm left handed NOOO
@Sigmatoliet698 ай бұрын
I needed this today 🙏🙏
@ItsHypeer7 ай бұрын
"I want stalkers so badly 😍" what they would actually do
@EmeraldRose-wi9qu7 ай бұрын
Lol when I heard the crunch i singed the Neslys crunch bar song 😅😂
@ONCIE_Lee8 ай бұрын
still! a good timing to catch up on the new story.!
@blue_156048 ай бұрын
لا اعرف مشاعري لهذا الفيديو لكن بكل تأكيد سوف اشاهده مجدداً
@owieca_7 ай бұрын
The worst OR BEST think is that my actual training partner calls me like one if those crash test dummies AND EVERY TIME I HEAR IT I cant help and laugh 😂
@kaorichannn7 ай бұрын
This turned out so good ♡ (where's the hunter asmr?😭)
@LyricalApathy8 ай бұрын
WE LOVE VOX!!!
@calebMun-cs2wk8 ай бұрын
egg i just want to tell you tell you that you help'd me with a lot of problems and you are the best 🙂
@CandVAY8 ай бұрын
my mother doesn’t appreciate this
@Haley_Yang7 ай бұрын
Finally had the time to listen to this one. \o/ Congrats to the winner of the contest. Love the script, but as an FFXIV player I couldn't help but picture Zenos as the yandere while listening xD (which is not necessarily a bad thing, even though Raha's still my favourite). Could have been Zenos in a modern-AU setting.
@Hopes_AndDreams07 ай бұрын
Your voice sounds exactly like my friends 💀 (that’s a compliment btw)
@animalkido35406 ай бұрын
Please I would like a part two I would like to see what happened next. I enjoy this a lot 😁☺️
@danielacuevas50458 ай бұрын
Rip our harm bones
@Atemrose348 ай бұрын
Him laughing Me laughing with him help!❤ 😂 He needs a body pillow 😂 Youe safe with me......No iam not!
@CoquetteCoyote8 ай бұрын
VOX U DID AMAZING👏🏼👏🏼🤺🤺🫶🏻
@SC4R3D.K1D8 ай бұрын
My poor hand 😦... Meh whatever he's handsome so idc ♡♥︎♡♥︎
@AdiaAdoniaShroud7 ай бұрын
Lazarus... (Hunting Echoes)
@darlin.LIL.KITTEN.927 ай бұрын
And I’m still going to pursue fencing, lol already signed up for it 😂😂
@theoddflower2537 ай бұрын
😮 one of my favorites
@ello44087 ай бұрын
me watching this as a left handed:😔
@AesFan68 ай бұрын
I CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!
@liloauden7 ай бұрын
Hey future me are my bones gonna be broken??
@jennygato33217 ай бұрын
Wow. You do completely deranged very well.
@my_vlog24788 ай бұрын
I’m actually left handed-
@Anamizs7 ай бұрын
Best Mother’s Day present even tho I’m not amother🎉
@MohammadPathanRipon7 ай бұрын
Isn’t the image of the guy from the manga Dreaming Freedom
@s1lly_vAmpX38 ай бұрын
ON MF MOTHERS DAY WTH-
@Akaria.Luvs18 ай бұрын
For real. Like what a great way to celebrate Mother’s Day. By dehumanizing us 🤓
@affinity_yt15158 ай бұрын
Egg why do you like breaking my bones
@Myriako7 ай бұрын
Thank you for this video! ☺🌹🌹🌹
@Zombie_kitty367 ай бұрын
The one thing I hate is bones braking they make me want to throw up and I’m literally crying because of this
@M00n_L1ght.J8 ай бұрын
Pookie I need another milkman 🥰
@Alediasalvesxavier6 ай бұрын
Nada como ser sequestrado ter as duas mãos quebradas por um maluco esgrimista antes de dormir 😀
@demon56-yf9sp7 ай бұрын
I wonder if a listener starts at argument with the yandere what would happen
@CoquetteCoyote8 ай бұрын
Huzzah!!🕺💃🏼
@THEOFFICIAL_ANA8 ай бұрын
HERE HERE!!👏👏
@madelinecarlo79454 ай бұрын
Ight, I came here for crunchety munchitey bones, I better get crunchety munchitey bones
@Cutietoasty8 ай бұрын
Oooo. Here we go. 😊
@anatanoame8 ай бұрын
admit it, we've all been waiting for asmr, where the egg calls us angels before breaking our bones😏
@drogo19138 ай бұрын
Hi, at least I lived to celebrate one last Mother’s Day! 🏃🏽♀️💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💦💦💦💦💦💦 (High pitched Shrieking) *HELP ME MOMMYYYYYY!* 😫💦💦💦💦
@True_NOON7 ай бұрын
Bros making cases for open-carry 💀
@SoriEiachi7 ай бұрын
Yandere idol x fan when?? :>
@Madame.R.B6 ай бұрын
IS THAT SIYUN ??
@sweetw-mq5tm7 ай бұрын
HE CHEATED 😠😠😠
@Samboo-126 ай бұрын
When he asked what handed I am I answered honestly amd said ampedextrass so if Listener said that they’d have no broken arms AT ALL 😑 love the Va tho ❤❤
@aundreaputtin92038 ай бұрын
I know right
@afrah72938 ай бұрын
Yay! 💜
@Ilove_liyah-fw1rg7 ай бұрын
Hey y’all it’s Prettygurl, my parents caught me on the tablet so I can’t come to the lives for a while. Byee ❤❤ Edit: HEYYY IM BACK BESTIES!!
@yenirbless43687 ай бұрын
😍 i love it so much 🤤
@SanaLana-gl1op8 ай бұрын
Wh does he moan like that HWLP
@rassikeshwarsangam80677 ай бұрын
world is a weird place
@FreyaBartlett-eq1etАй бұрын
Fan girls be wild rn
@nevermind67868 ай бұрын
IM MOANING?????
@jenninamendoza43428 ай бұрын
I actually fence TT
@Steamheart134587 ай бұрын
❤❤❤
@Verajo158 ай бұрын
11th comment even 😮💨 can’t wait ain’t got nothing else to do 😂 jk Mother’s Day ofc
@ПолинаРихтчи8 ай бұрын
Помогите
@Racane_0-04 ай бұрын
DAY 4 OF ASKING FOR VARIAN
@arosmeia.60597 ай бұрын
At this point I'm just starting to hate this guy LOL