Never in a million years would I have thought my favorite thing on youtube would be 'cute but unhinged british boy asmr' .....but here we are.
@Raptstar6 ай бұрын
You and me both, my friend
@ilovedrawing20346 ай бұрын
Fr- sjijdkdkdkdkkddk
@MelissaFrey-y5l6 ай бұрын
I like the line "feeling worthless doesn't make you worthless" Thank you for making this audio because we all need to know our worth!!!❤❤❤❤
@Haley_Yang6 ай бұрын
This one might be on the quiet side, but it's scarier than some of your other videos. The crazies might "accidentally" break a bone or two, but you can still outsmart or outrun them. The sane ones? Meticulously planning and executing everything, slowly trapping their prey? That's scary as hell. Overall, another well done ASMR. ^^
@withercat6 ай бұрын
This one’s probably the most terrifying because goddamn the tactics used here are next level
@xLovelyThorns6 ай бұрын
"Is that your car outside?" "Yes... that's mine" "BOI YOU DRIVE THAT SHIT BOX?! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀"
@dulcesgirlfie6 ай бұрын
YANDERE THERAPIST?! GOD I WAS LOOKING FOR A VIDEO LIKE THIS LIKE MONTHS AGO- I saw it once, but it was in Portuguese 😭😭 THANK YOU THANK YOU EGG, this is my birthday gift 🎀
@alupetozt6 ай бұрын
IN PORTUGUESE? WHERE?
@dulcesgirlfie6 ай бұрын
@@alupetozt A porra do vídeo foi apagado, mn 😭😭
@alupetozt6 ай бұрын
@@dulcesgirlfie 😭
@anatanoame6 ай бұрын
Egg says such truthful things that I feel like I'm really in therapy.
@SC4R3D.K1D6 ай бұрын
I felt like I was gonna have a nose bleed HIS VOICE. I CAN'T BREATHEEEE ✨✨✨✨
@AmySwinney-e9f5 ай бұрын
Oh wow, it's crazy how accurate this was, it hit home like five times haha Egg really knows his audience
@cat_tales6 ай бұрын
I'm almost disturbed how accurate I found his explanations of how I felt were. Like, dang bro you didn't need to call me out like that 💀
@BugabooingAllTheTime6 ай бұрын
I loved the situation! The uselessness and Unworthiness personally was so relatable
@emmabreuer34386 ай бұрын
The ads in between are really throwing me off and the volume difference always gives me a jumpscare. 😮💨
@mrojamur6 ай бұрын
Not a very common thing to be a not frightened listener by yandere, but damn, I love this much more than usual scenario. I love much more to be a listener that actually can give in into such danger and enjoy the spice, the adrenaline.
@travelingwriterDraco6 ай бұрын
This was absolutely wonderful, I'd been on the verge of a migraine and this was so soothing and helpful to ease it. The execution on this was just perfect.
@hzzzzs3e6 ай бұрын
I WANT TO CRY I WANT TO CRY I WANT TO CRY I WANT TO CRY I WANT TO CRY I WANT TO CRY I WANT TO CRY I WANT TO CRY I WANT TO CRY I WANT TO CRY I WANT TO CRY I WANT TO CRY I WANT TO CRY I WANT TO CRY I WANT TO CRY I WANT TO CRY I WANT TO CRY I WANT TO CRY I WANT TO CRY I WANT TO CRY
@xen8136 ай бұрын
Ok
@yuuichishyde6 ай бұрын
Life does not give you Lemons it gives you Egg ASMRs
@Weird_bumblebee6 ай бұрын
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@Bakogu_katsuki-j2i6 ай бұрын
Him: and if I gently massage your scalp like this does that feel good to you? Me: oh no my only weakness!😰
@ZEEPYQUEEEPY6 ай бұрын
BRO FR WHENEVER I GET MY FREAKING HAIR WASHED AND SOMEONE DOES THAT TO MY SCALP I'LL SCREAM
@ssbruv3 ай бұрын
@@ZEEPYQUEEEPY is that a good thing or a bad thing? 😅
@samanthaking64346 ай бұрын
It was so relatable, and soothing, This is now one of my favorite videos of yours!
@hzzzzs3e6 ай бұрын
this is actually my favorite egg’s asmr video
@nepoleon925 ай бұрын
I’m a bit shocked how these feelings he’s describing, aside from being told what to do by others, are ones I have constantly. I especially relate to the feeling that peoples lives would be better if I were not in it and hiding from the world whenever I can.
@PetiteSymphony6 ай бұрын
Well, I didn’t expect to be called out in an ASMR video, but here we are.
@ONCIE_Lee6 ай бұрын
What a good timing to wait for a new story.!!
@ixcheldiaz66916 ай бұрын
✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)⸝⁺✧ʸᵃˢ
@only1_Rose6 ай бұрын
Loved this! These are my favorite type of audios. It was actually soothing me to sleep. As always, you are the best Egg
@valenr88143 ай бұрын
Loved it! Love him! Love my manipulative yanderes they're the best! Your voice acting is amazing as well, so relaxing!
@Kaykay-cg5cw6 ай бұрын
Him: Do you believe I summed it up correctly? Me: Yes, a little too well 😳
@EmiWatts6 ай бұрын
This one is by far my favorite ever.thank you eggsamr💗
@ssocke426 ай бұрын
Bro got me crying
@LeannaSilverWolf6 ай бұрын
Didn't struggle at all ready to leave 😊
@luvxenderr6 ай бұрын
His voice got me on choke hold I swear
@uminekokuroni84995 ай бұрын
Omg, i have to much sht to say 1) the fact that i like it so mucho after finally listen bcs some sht happen when i tried the first time is awesome 2) duuuude, the scratch? Normally i dont like it but omg this was good 3) i know this character is a red flag with legs, but i feel soooo comfy that im scared 4) im drunk af while written this, so im sorry for my english 5) love your voice ❤❤❤
@briarrose86316 ай бұрын
That was so relaxing. Thank you Egg
@milkman_official6 ай бұрын
milkman here! interestingly beautiful voice. approve by milkman ✨
@sleepy_baby896 ай бұрын
The things i would do just to meet a yandere irl 😭😭😭😭
@rich_doddy39522 ай бұрын
@@sleepy_baby89 us bro us 💀
@Nova_paws146 ай бұрын
I literally love this❤
@yugifrolife22 күн бұрын
Listening to this story was like watching a great serpent slowly coiling around its unawares helpless prey!😮 Sosuke Aizen would be impressed!
@Alice-cn8snАй бұрын
Ima need some therapy for this therapy.
@beeegg5 ай бұрын
Shivers down my spine
@Ghost-93855 ай бұрын
Chat what the fuck 😨 the plot twist?
@sadie58343 ай бұрын
Tingles, man, Tingles. 💖
@RemyDarling6 ай бұрын
That was bloody amazing. ❤
@KaraDare27 күн бұрын
Bro literally listed all my insecurities. Everything he said matched. Now I feel like I'm being watched or something lol
@AllyIva6 ай бұрын
I don’t know why I don’t was expecting my bone to be broken for some reason 😅
@ayatoayayo3076 ай бұрын
Finally, not alone 😂
@my_vlog24786 ай бұрын
Now, why do I pay for therapy? I got the best therapy right here (I need help)
@celinamoreno38676 ай бұрын
How does bro know me better than myself-?
@sam_love_gurl61446 ай бұрын
me: trying to scape the webtoon that the guy is from and enteres youtube me: sees the guy in the asmr me:…he is everywhere!!!
@darlin.LIL.KITTEN.926 ай бұрын
😂😂 I’m extremely terrified, but hear me out. I’m also very excited to see how my life goes from here out 🤭💛
@prishimmer6 ай бұрын
too real
@4vrzaoot6 ай бұрын
OMAGAAA I loved the video 💞💞
@Ranchik1116 ай бұрын
I really fell asleep
@WhiteRose7176 ай бұрын
Seriously good audios 💜
@Myriako6 ай бұрын
Thank you for this video! 😀🌷
@LucasNucasInTheHole6 ай бұрын
TAKE MY LOVE ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@MattZASMR6 ай бұрын
Awesome already
@zeynepcicek67626 ай бұрын
Finally, no hospital bills
@SlimeGecko6 ай бұрын
Saw the title and thought Hannibal
@chociedestroyer6 ай бұрын
Naur
@Via_dailyАй бұрын
Bro can this therapist stop calling me out 😭 4:06
@flutter-heartsgaming4126 ай бұрын
THIS IS WHAT I NEED IN MY LIFE
@Mizukicross6 ай бұрын
Man, he is exposing me😢
@chihir03376 ай бұрын
Ah yes, yanderes are my favorite form of therapy
@mspuddn38126 ай бұрын
I am both relaxed and terrified ❤❤❤
@BREAD_n_sprinkles6 ай бұрын
EEEEEEEEEEE ✨ I WAS WAITING FOR THIS HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHGEHEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHE
@Luvleycara6 ай бұрын
I had headphones on and I literally jumped they were at full volume 💀💀💀
@Cade_fans_4 ай бұрын
"Do you feel safe?" Sir, no
@Ranchik1116 ай бұрын
OH YEAHHH, THIS IS SO GOODDDD
@Ultimo-kbdt6 ай бұрын
Believe it or not, This video momentarily made me forget about my ex... Guess I'll have to watch them for the rest of my life bye-
@TataiaVasile6666 ай бұрын
Future me am I going to have a broken bone?
@blue_156046 ай бұрын
شعور غريب عندما تهمس.. لكن يبقى الافضل
@saraqueen64046 ай бұрын
-Aw, thanks honey~~ this helped a lot. I was just a little depressed about something. But your video, sir..helped me a lot~~ new subscriber, started watching from the video about Francis~ Moore❤
@nydavis31096 ай бұрын
Shaking in my boots
@Viibedabest6 ай бұрын
I missed it did he break my legs future me
@Viibedabest6 ай бұрын
Idk gang
@kaorichannn6 ай бұрын
yaaay new video
@Steamheart134586 ай бұрын
❤❤❤❤
@afrah72936 ай бұрын
💜
@macar0nii_6 ай бұрын
mkay
@Verajo156 ай бұрын
Bomb just amazing 🤩😁
@Racane_0-03 ай бұрын
DAY 3 OF ASKING FOR VARIAN
@03MX_XG146 ай бұрын
I thought something unexpected was coming. It was nothing😡
@Verajo156 ай бұрын
5th comment 😮💨
@HeavenStephens-f2t6 ай бұрын
When are you going to make another Lucifer video? ❤️😊🤔