Never in a million years would I have thought my favorite thing on youtube would be 'cute but unhinged british boy asmr' .....but here we are.
@Raptstar8 ай бұрын
You and me both, my friend
@ilovedrawing20347 ай бұрын
Fr- sjijdkdkdkdkkddk
@MelissaFrey-y5l8 ай бұрын
I like the line "feeling worthless doesn't make you worthless" Thank you for making this audio because we all need to know our worth!!!❤❤❤❤
@Haley_Yang8 ай бұрын
This one might be on the quiet side, but it's scarier than some of your other videos. The crazies might "accidentally" break a bone or two, but you can still outsmart or outrun them. The sane ones? Meticulously planning and executing everything, slowly trapping their prey? That's scary as hell. Overall, another well done ASMR. ^^
@withercat7 ай бұрын
This one’s probably the most terrifying because goddamn the tactics used here are next level
@anatanoame8 ай бұрын
Egg says such truthful things that I feel like I'm really in therapy.
@xLovelyThorns8 ай бұрын
"Is that your car outside?" "Yes... that's mine" "BOI YOU DRIVE THAT SHIT BOX?! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀"
@AmySwinney-e9f6 ай бұрын
Oh wow, it's crazy how accurate this was, it hit home like five times haha Egg really knows his audience
@dulcesgirlfie8 ай бұрын
YANDERE THERAPIST?! GOD I WAS LOOKING FOR A VIDEO LIKE THIS LIKE MONTHS AGO- I saw it once, but it was in Portuguese 😭😭 THANK YOU THANK YOU EGG, this is my birthday gift 🎀
@alupetozt8 ай бұрын
IN PORTUGUESE? WHERE?
@dulcesgirlfie8 ай бұрын
@@alupetozt A porra do vídeo foi apagado, mn 😭😭
@alupetozt8 ай бұрын
@@dulcesgirlfie 😭
@BugabooingAllTheTime8 ай бұрын
I loved the situation! The uselessness and Unworthiness personally was so relatable
@travelingwriterDraco8 ай бұрын
This was absolutely wonderful, I'd been on the verge of a migraine and this was so soothing and helpful to ease it. The execution on this was just perfect.
@emmabreuer34387 ай бұрын
The ads in between are really throwing me off and the volume difference always gives me a jumpscare. 😮💨
@SC4R3D.K1D8 ай бұрын
I felt like I was gonna have a nose bleed HIS VOICE. I CAN'T BREATHEEEE ✨✨✨✨
@mrojamur8 ай бұрын
Not a very common thing to be a not frightened listener by yandere, but damn, I love this much more than usual scenario. I love much more to be a listener that actually can give in into such danger and enjoy the spice, the adrenaline.
@cat_tales7 ай бұрын
I'm almost disturbed how accurate I found his explanations of how I felt were. Like, dang bro you didn't need to call me out like that 💀
@laitofangirl580525 күн бұрын
I feel like Egg put a camera in my home and is stalking me cause how can he know i feel worthless and lonely ☠
@hannahleigh61529 күн бұрын
I mean, it's fairly obvious. We are watching *yandere* asmr. The number 1 reason for that is finding yourself DEEPLY unlovable.
@yuuichishyde8 ай бұрын
Life does not give you Lemons it gives you Egg ASMRs
@samanthaking64348 ай бұрын
It was so relatable, and soothing, This is now one of my favorite videos of yours!
@Bakogu_katsuki-j2i8 ай бұрын
Him: and if I gently massage your scalp like this does that feel good to you? Me: oh no my only weakness!😰
@ZEEPYQUEEEPY7 ай бұрын
BRO FR WHENEVER I GET MY FREAKING HAIR WASHED AND SOMEONE DOES THAT TO MY SCALP I'LL SCREAM
@ssbruv5 ай бұрын
@@ZEEPYQUEEEPY is that a good thing or a bad thing? 😅
@hzzzzs3e8 ай бұрын
this is actually my favorite egg’s asmr video
@hzzzzs3e8 ай бұрын
I WANT TO CRY I WANT TO CRY I WANT TO CRY I WANT TO CRY I WANT TO CRY I WANT TO CRY I WANT TO CRY I WANT TO CRY I WANT TO CRY I WANT TO CRY I WANT TO CRY I WANT TO CRY I WANT TO CRY I WANT TO CRY I WANT TO CRY I WANT TO CRY I WANT TO CRY I WANT TO CRY I WANT TO CRY I WANT TO CRY
@xen8137 ай бұрын
Ok
@Weird_bumblebee8 ай бұрын
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@ONCIE_Lee8 ай бұрын
What a good timing to wait for a new story.!!
@ixcheldiaz66918 ай бұрын
✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)⸝⁺✧ʸᵃˢ
@nepoleon926 ай бұрын
I’m a bit shocked how these feelings he’s describing, aside from being told what to do by others, are ones I have constantly. I especially relate to the feeling that peoples lives would be better if I were not in it and hiding from the world whenever I can.
@PetiteSymphony8 ай бұрын
Well, I didn’t expect to be called out in an ASMR video, but here we are.
@only1_Rose8 ай бұрын
Loved this! These are my favorite type of audios. It was actually soothing me to sleep. As always, you are the best Egg
@ssocke428 ай бұрын
Bro got me crying
@valenr88145 ай бұрын
Loved it! Love him! Love my manipulative yanderes they're the best! Your voice acting is amazing as well, so relaxing!
@EmiWatts8 ай бұрын
This one is by far my favorite ever.thank you eggsamr💗
@Kaykay-cg5cw8 ай бұрын
Him: Do you believe I summed it up correctly? Me: Yes, a little too well 😳
@Maddy_maddyiskind15 күн бұрын
THE PICTURE OF THE GUY WITH WHITE HAIR- I READ THAT
@Nova_paws148 ай бұрын
I literally love this❤
@luvxenderr8 ай бұрын
His voice got me on choke hold I swear
@briarrose86318 ай бұрын
That was so relaxing. Thank you Egg
@RonnieXDlolz25 күн бұрын
We need this therapy with hiw much he breaks our bones 🕺
@LeannaSilverWolf8 ай бұрын
Didn't struggle at all ready to leave 😊
@yugifrolife2 ай бұрын
Listening to this story was like watching a great serpent slowly coiling around its unawares helpless prey!😮 Sosuke Aizen would be impressed!
@beeegg6 ай бұрын
Shivers down my spine
@Ghost-93856 ай бұрын
Chat what the fuck 😨 the plot twist?
@WhiteRose7177 ай бұрын
Seriously good audios 💜
@RemyDarling8 ай бұрын
That was bloody amazing. ❤
@4vrzaoot8 ай бұрын
OMAGAAA I loved the video 💞💞
@Alice-cn8sn2 ай бұрын
Ima need some therapy for this therapy.
@Myriako8 ай бұрын
Thank you for this video! 😀🌷
@sadie58344 ай бұрын
Tingles, man, Tingles. 💖
@sleepy_baby897 ай бұрын
The things i would do just to meet a yandere irl 😭😭😭😭
@rich_doddy39523 ай бұрын
@@sleepy_baby89 us bro us 💀
@uminekokuroni84996 ай бұрын
Omg, i have to much sht to say 1) the fact that i like it so mucho after finally listen bcs some sht happen when i tried the first time is awesome 2) duuuude, the scratch? Normally i dont like it but omg this was good 3) i know this character is a red flag with legs, but i feel soooo comfy that im scared 4) im drunk af while written this, so im sorry for my english 5) love your voice ❤❤❤
@AllyIva8 ай бұрын
I don’t know why I don’t was expecting my bone to be broken for some reason 😅
@ayatoayayo3077 ай бұрын
Finally, not alone 😂
@flutter-heartsgaming4128 ай бұрын
THIS IS WHAT I NEED IN MY LIFE
@mspuddn38127 ай бұрын
I am both relaxed and terrified ❤❤❤
@Ranchik1118 ай бұрын
OH YEAHHH, THIS IS SO GOODDDD
@celinamoreno38677 ай бұрын
How does bro know me better than myself-?
@darlin.LIL.KITTEN.927 ай бұрын
😂😂 I’m extremely terrified, but hear me out. I’m also very excited to see how my life goes from here out 🤭💛
@Ranchik1118 ай бұрын
I really fell asleep
@prishimmer8 ай бұрын
too real
@milkman_official8 ай бұрын
milkman here! interestingly beautiful voice. approve by milkman ✨
@MattZASMR8 ай бұрын
Awesome already
@LucasNucasInTheHole8 ай бұрын
TAKE MY LOVE ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@KaraDare2 ай бұрын
Bro literally listed all my insecurities. Everything he said matched. Now I feel like I'm being watched or something lol
@my_vlog24788 ай бұрын
Now, why do I pay for therapy? I got the best therapy right here (I need help)
@Via_daily2 ай бұрын
Bro can this therapist stop calling me out 😭 4:06
@BREAD_n_sprinkles8 ай бұрын
EEEEEEEEEEE ✨ I WAS WAITING FOR THIS HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHGEHEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHE
@SlimeGecko8 ай бұрын
Saw the title and thought Hannibal
@chociedestroyer8 ай бұрын
Naur
@sam_love_gurl61448 ай бұрын
me: trying to scape the webtoon that the guy is from and enteres youtube me: sees the guy in the asmr me:…he is everywhere!!!
@Ultimo-kbdt7 ай бұрын
Believe it or not, This video momentarily made me forget about my ex... Guess I'll have to watch them for the rest of my life bye-
@Cade_fans_5 ай бұрын
"Do you feel safe?" Sir, no
@zeynepcicek67628 ай бұрын
Finally, no hospital bills
@Luvleycara8 ай бұрын
I had headphones on and I literally jumped they were at full volume 💀💀💀
@Mizukicross8 ай бұрын
Man, he is exposing me😢
@TataiaVasile6668 ай бұрын
Future me am I going to have a broken bone?
@kaorichannn8 ай бұрын
yaaay new video
@saraqueen64048 ай бұрын
-Aw, thanks honey~~ this helped a lot. I was just a little depressed about something. But your video, sir..helped me a lot~~ new subscriber, started watching from the video about Francis~ Moore❤
@Verajo158 ай бұрын
Bomb just amazing 🤩😁
@chihir03378 ай бұрын
Ah yes, yanderes are my favorite form of therapy
@Steamheart134588 ай бұрын
❤❤❤❤
@nydavis31098 ай бұрын
Shaking in my boots
@macar0nii_8 ай бұрын
mkay
@gamerpanda96668 күн бұрын
@eggsmr I need more of those I'm melting at your voice and I just love the way you comfort the listener it's way too good 🫠❤️
@afrah72938 ай бұрын
💜
@Viibedabest8 ай бұрын
I missed it did he break my legs future me
@Viibedabest8 ай бұрын
Idk gang
@blue_156048 ай бұрын
شعور غريب عندما تهمس.. لكن يبقى الافضل
@Racane_0-04 ай бұрын
DAY 3 OF ASKING FOR VARIAN
@the_eyes_stares8 ай бұрын
I thought something unexpected was coming. It was nothing😡
@Verajo158 ай бұрын
5th comment 😮💨
@HeavenStephens-f2t8 ай бұрын
When are you going to make another Lucifer video? ❤️😊🤔