Yandere Vampire and Werewolf Girls Fight Over You! (Jealous Monster Girl Audio Roleplay | Flirting)

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

So: who would you choose? Luna, the tomboy werewolf, or Scarlett, the powderpuff vampire? 🐺🧛‍

[@lol-2247]

Both

[@Bakersboi13]

Both. Both are good. Edit: But if I HAD to choose, Luna

[@eeveecommander8675]

Scarlet

[@1Dreamsmakers]

What one will person pick

[@FNWendigo]

Yes

[@jakubperiut7960]

8:16 “If you’re a werewolf, then why do you always look so damned pleased with yourself whenever you wear a collar, just like a dog?” “it’s complicated and I can’t explain it in front of you…on KZbin…they frown on that sort of thing! (nervous laugher)” Kinky Luna breaks the fourth wall, 1948, colorized.

[@lintecassidy206]

A tale as old as time-the two ladies fighting over the protagonist must always have better chemistry with one another than with said protagonist. It’s a fundamental law of the universe 😔

[@bluebeetle9044]

YES!! Yanderes fighting over is one of my favorite niche categories lol

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Then I hope you enjoy this addition to the canon!

[@yancon2862]

6:09 I love how Juniper could barely contain her laughter in. 🤣It does sound sort of like a made-up scenario Scarlett made just to make herself look better. It sounds hilarious that Luna doesn't let it go. Also RIP the 4th wall. 9:57 was a lovely adlib. Loved the video! Great job you two! 🎉 Glad you had fun with it. It's always nice to hear the VAs enjoy it as well and not just the audience. ^__^

[@CdrChaos]

I missed that 4th wall break the first time.

[@yancon2862]

Been a while since I was looking forward to an ASMR as much as this one.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I hope you like what we did with the script because we had a lot of fun behind the scenes with it!

[@CoolnessNSparks]

Me @ this entire situation between a Werewolf and Vampire, going at each others throats out of jealousy: Girls, girls! You’re both pretty! Can I go back home, now? I mean, if you’re both done fighting over lil old me, I mean.

[@SolarGirlASMR]

Suddenly it's Twilight: New Moon all over again... **whispers** and I love it 👀🩸

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Hahaha, I'm happy to hear it!

[@mandragoradravgis]

8:20 "It's complicated and I can't explain it... in front of you... on KZbin. They frown on that sort of thing." This is the best line ever lol.

[@Xolivas1]

4th Wall....completely shattered. Like a pane of glass.

[@alexgids]

Yes! So stoked for another Velvet and Juniper colab!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I hope you enjoy it!

[@TheYounglingSlayer]

Alright, break it up! There's really no need to fight! You can both join the harem of gals that kidnap me!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

That harem must be so huge by now it's broken a few fire codes.

[@salene6659]

Heavens, the way you and Juniper work together with these audios is nothing short of perfection, this was really well done, amazing work Vanilla Velvet

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Thank you so much!!

[@lol-2247]

This is where the fun begins

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Soylent Green is people! PEOPLE!!! (I'm getting bored with throwing Star Wars quotes at ya! Mixing it up a little.)

[@lol-2247]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio nice

[@CWSrocks05]

I can tell already that this one is gonna be great!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I think it's pretty good, myself! I hope you agree when you listen to it!

[@CWSrocks05]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio I sure did agree! I really liked the voice you did for Luna!

[@spidergalva]

Ooh, a collab! I love it when Ven collabs!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I'm so glad to hear that! I wish I had time to do it more often.

[@adrunkencrow2280]

“Even your own reflection doesn’t want to see you” Damn, talk about a violation but personally I wouldn’t take that kind of disrespect

[@ramiking745]

For some reason, I’d like to think the listener at one point snaps and decides to give those two a crash course in the art of flirting.

[@giovaniangel3]

After that whole howling pick up line, I’m sold on the werewolf! Freaking loved that line read/performance!

[@AC-sj5rj]

Nice! I get the feeling that every collab you two have is just pure gold.

[@simonbeaumont9415]

Always great to see you two collaborate!

[@yandereneko5523]

Yandere Vampire and Werewolf: *fight over me* Me: Yandere Hut always gets my order wrong, they left out the witch.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Tsk. That's what you get for using the app; it always unchecks at least one item in your cart since the latest update.

[@nobodyrogers]

No subsistutions, exchanges or refunds.

[@BirdieSenpai]

Joyfully, it looks like I'll be able to catch this premiere as well!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I hope you enjoy the audio if so! And if not, I hope you enjoy it anyway!

[@BirdieSenpai]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio OH NO! I FORGOT TO COME TO THE PREMIERE BECAUSE I WAS WATCHING BAT 21. I'M SORRY, VEL, LOL.

[@sonkotsusasmr3440]

I can Imagine myself just standing in the middle of a forest with very bad pick up lines from a werewolf and vampire thinking this is not how I wanted my night to go but I might as well go with it

[@tshadowwolft4293]

Love it when you two play characters going at it.

[@kylemoss7941]

Besides the confusion on how long the listener has known the individual monsters, this was great.

[@gregorycroff7443]

You guys are hillarious! Love it! Though, they have cell phones, why are they just hanging around in the forest? LOL

[@rhys2699]

This is getting out of hand! Now, there are two of them!

[@teyanuputorti7927]

This was amazing Vanilla Velvet and Juniper justice ASMR are so talented. As someone who likes both Vampires and Werewolves It be hard to choose one of them.

[@ZayZenBlaze]

Ah, our lovely Velvet and Juniper come together to give us another fantastic ASMR. Gonna listen to this many times :)

[@BelovedPepper1617]

THE DUO IS FINALLY BACK!

[@CdrChaos]

Vanilla and Juniper together in a video is like peanut butter and jelly, or macaroni and cheese. It’s a delicious combo and I want more of it please.

[@LyaksandraB]

In an alternate universe they're married, they upload to a single channel and all the videos are collabs.

[@CdrChaos]

@@LyaksandraB No no no, too much of a good thing can make you sick. Pizza is delicious but you can’t eat for every meal every day.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Juniper must be the macaroni, because I'm definitely the cheese. 🧀

[@CdrChaos]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio Having just watched your Zombie Girlfriend video, I can confirm you can indeed be very cheesy.

[@knightofthebrotherhood]

This is a perfect gift for my birthday thanks Velvet

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Hey, happy birthday!!! I hope it's a great one, with many happy returns. 🎂

[@franklinrourke2106]

Vanilla Velvet Audio That was a Awesome Premiere 😃👍 And I wish you good luck take care and be safe 😃😃👍

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Hey, thanks! You too!

[@franklinrourke2106]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio You Are So Welcome 😃😉👍 And thanks 😃

[@kramer7937]

Little did they realize I got snatched away by a baka kitsune and they've been trying to convince half an illusion for 10 minutes.

[@Mone7Hero77]

Love the back and forth 👍🏿

[@K2uaSlasher]

You 2 are so good together!! Plzzz make more of theze ...

[@anomanderrake654]

You girls have the best chemistry

[@mjh2789]

This is by far the most savage audio

[@masonabbey6353]

The collar comment was ... the best!

[@professorchimp2837]

Whodini wasn’t lyin. The freaks do come out at night

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

And also during the day, if they're not cowards anyway!

[@carsonhowell3100]

Still a better love story then Twilight

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I mean...given that these are yanderes, not really 😆

[@Ruffy.2]

The fact how the listener is just listening to them arguing. And just standing- just like i do-

[@samj8058]

I think I'd go for Luna. Lovely audio!! With a great collab!!!

[@kahnwae6324]

*click clack "Wanna find out?" Me: 😳 Aw shit, here we go again...

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Things always escalate fast when two yanderes are involved...

[@sholmessgovernmentsecret3277]

Never in my life would I ever have thought that I’d hear someone pull out a Glock and say the words “Do you wanna find out?” This friggin killed me 🤣

[@MariThe1st]

this is my new favorite

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I'm so glad to hear it ranks so highly!

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

The most dangerous choice

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

You're right, it's safer not to choose. Let them fight to the death! Fate will sort it out.

[@TheFrontiersmn]

Just back away slowly. Back away slowly while the crazy monsters are busy arguing.

[@DragonDemonCJ666]

I would go with Scarlet and risk either being drained or turned rather then being a werewolf’s chew toy

[@PixelM35]

1:38 Good heavens… this is where the fun begins :D!

[@D3NS3TSU]

I cant choose, they are both too cute!

[@jackie649]

i do appreciate your duo asmr’s

[@Deltawolf2038]

i feel like a good way to just choose both. would be "i'm kinda tired, i'm going home.. you both are welcome to come if you want to" me in my head "i can have both. there are no laws against the werewolves and vampires, batman"

[@manumohandas6106]

best one i heard in a while 😂

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Aw, I'm happy to hear that! This one was a lot of fun to perform.

[@Zuxitivity]

I chose both

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

A person of culture, I see!

[@Zuxitivity]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio I get they both want but sharing is caring

[@joshuarudolph902]

Scarlet and Luna: *Continuing to argue over the listener* Me: “OK! I think we are glossing over the fact that *SHE HAS A GUN!* can we put that away and *STOP WAVING* it around before one of us gets shot, which by the way, shouldn’t hurt 2/3 us to badly. But unfortunately I’m not part of the 2.”

[@MidnightSmoke]

I think you were right about the cuddling contest. Let's all cuddle up together and see who is the best. FYI - I am the best cuddler. Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.

[@LyaksandraB]

You and Juniper together once more. It's been way too long.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I agree! Unfortunately, scheduling is hard.

[@myasmraccountsoIdontlookstupid]

@@JakeSm4sh They might be on different time zones, for example. That would definitely make coinciding free-times way harder. It’s a shame, but at least it makes the collars even more precious

[@GenericProtagonist7]

I'm a monster hunter, damnit, this is obscene!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

You're right, monster girls fighting over a monster hunter is definitely too hot for youtube 🔥🔥

[@rickmcqueen9760]

Lol. Hilarious! I've heard 3 or 4 versions of this scenario (all great) and I think this one is my favorite so far. I'm still not certain who's my favorite werewolf or vampire, but I'm leaning toward werewolf. Lol. Good stuff.

[@aaerondight5163]

Nice 4th wall break

[@Canpo_]

I'm impressed by that bird, gah dayum

[@zackihen4905]

Can you feel that in the air? Oh the tension is killing me! So... Can I have both please? I promise I'll take extra good care of them! Much love from UK Vel and Juniper! 😄💙

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Oh, all right. But you have to put sunblock on the vampire and take the werewolf for walks every day!

[@lukerubrum5618]

That was lovely, I thoroughly enjoyed. This audio reminds me of the kitsune and cat lady fighing over you, which I also loved, go figure. They both seem so fantastic it would be hard to pick. But if it came down to it though, I'd perfer the werewolf. (Psst, thats just because she was voiced by you velvet :)

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Aw, you're so sweet! I appreciate your (adorably biased) vote for Luna!

[@lukerubrum5618]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio Had to get my say in!

[@thehousemaster5292]

Man who knew going to the forrest would be so exciting.

[@Lian9921]

The line is hilarious, I'm trying to sleep yet here I am laughing lmao.

[@alkv7604]

...i want them both! But if i *HAD* to choose, i'd go with luna, i love animals and i want to pet her if she'd allow me, and she seems so nice too! My heart cant contain these 2 adorable yanderes!

[@Theonefox]

Approximately 1.2-1.5 gallons. That's how much blood a human has.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Hm, that makes me wonder: if a human needs, at minimum, a liter of water to survive per day and vampires presumably need the same amount of blood, then a vampire must eat a whole human's worth of blood every 4-5 days or so. Horrifying math! I love it!

[@nachtwaya8721]

"Ladies, you're both lovely, but my Dragon-girl Wife is the REALLY jealous sort....."

[@DDayJayke]

I can't choose. I want them both. Luna and Scarlett are the perfect yandere wives for me

[@yve3657]

I loved the humour 😂 and pick up lines

[@FNWendigo]

4th wall shattered 😂

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Suspension of disbelief in shambles!

[@GregPrice-ep2dk]

The Human: Girls, maybe you two should get a room and forget about me...

[@lugoworks1512]

my question is and I'm sure everyone else wants to know what's the reason for the collar? LOL thanks for another great audio definitely made my day.

[@dawg065]

A flea collar?

[@horseface470]

So thjs is whg twilight was so loved

[@austinmccormick8952]

I liked the water line

[@Kippling04]

Two girls fighting over me Me: *just eating some candy and playing video games*

[@pornhb-o1x]

Lovely❤

[@nuclear_gerbil7348]

imma be real, Luna won me in over immeadiatly with the cheesy pickup lines and puns

[@whiterat1638]

Not the "it's complicated" 😂😂😂😂

[@maxhay9098]

_calmly listens through entire argument, head swiveling side to side like a tennis volley following who's talking_ _They ask my opinion_ "I find people who sling mud on others' names very unappealing. It betrays a rotten personality hidden beneath. You two should work through some things, both individually and your relationship to each other. Anyway, I got work in the morning, so I gotta go. Nice meeting you I guess?"

[@zeeba3999]

*gun click* "Wanna bet?" OoO SHIT JUST GOT REAL

[@fungamezplayer7215]

Scarlet obviously, she’s got a mansion and enough wealth to live comfortablely for eternity

[@pizza24567]

Luna "are you lost" me "i was told there was pizza in the forest and im tired of robbing pizza places sooooo"

[@PeterJL]

Sounds like i wouldn't be the one doing the choosing in the end. Whichever one comes out alive from their inevitable fight can try and track me down after i run away (not that that would help any in the end haha)

[@rocketghoul5450]

Love it

[@drakewelch7392]

Looks at both woman wanting me Me: why you both obsessed with me? I have the quality of a slightly shiny potato.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

[Marge Simpson Potato Meme] They just think you're neat.

[@johnangel8361]

Ah the manly version of the neko v kitsune video. This is really one I can... Sink my teeth into

[@Vo-code]

Bro I can't even choose what to make for dinner most nights how am I meant to choose this 😭😭😭

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Coin flips are your friend! Unless you have roommates, then Rock, Paper Scissors is the only way to decide such important matters.

[@Vo-code]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio it's usually a toss up of which part of Italy we should make absolutely despise us 💀

[@Dr.delirium_]

The werewolf had me at bite marks

[@gamermanx1354]

I should warn you two, I have a Kitsune and a Neko at home who'll you'll have to fight also for me.🤣

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Oh boy, sounds like a good chance for tag team wrestling!

[@gruss2026]

"You'd need a silver bullet to hurt me, and you don't have one of those do you?" *I actually have a minigun that fires those at 10,000 RPM and 75,000 Bullets a minute.*

[@anomanderrake654]

LET THE WAIFU BATTLE BEGIN!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

ROUND ONE! FIGHT!

[@GlyphxAstraea]

I love both of your performances in this video! But I think I'mma have to go with Scarlett. I love me a refined girl trying to act tough But I do have branches...hopefully she doesn't think I'm trying to stake her... ...in that way uWu

[@ChaplainBald]

Eh eh, freaking bat, buzz off! Shuu shuu, who's dog is this? Who the hell let's dog this big, just run around unleashed?

[@jackmetrro]

Ever since watching Underworld I side with Werewolves or Lycans in every product that has the two at odds.

[@eatingpancakesrightnow2786]

Its strnage during collabs and theres a bit of competition between the VA's characters, but you kinda prefer one over the other

[@monsterthelordofdarkness]

I would choose Luna, because soft warm cuddles are my weakness

[@bill6]

No need to fight, there’s enough of me to go around 😏 (im sorry)

[@lukerubrum5618]

Dont say THAT they'll literally make sure theres enough of you to go around.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Careful what you wish for, there's a risk they might tear you apart and split the pieces.

[@user-zy6mj2hd6m]

Girls:how do you wuna pick? Me:chili dogs

[@JMPH55]

At this point, I'd just be slowly backing away😅