~Yandere Watches you Sleep~

[@Ricky-cy4is]

If you listen closely you can hear the disappointment of my parents.

[@raquelspinelli4345]

big mood

[@asterendimes712]

bigness

[@kagomehigurashi7455]

I could hear people judging me.

[@yamyamlover4724]

Yeah, my dad always jokes about watching the wifi traffic. If he really means it though, he must be one of the best actors ever, being able to hide his huge dissapointment and disgust.

[@0ffdaWok]

Ill do what i want idgaf what they think

[@crankydankymemer1783]

Plot twist: She's dreaming that she's watching us sleep but in reality *WE* are watching her sleep.

[@KrazyKolaMan]

You just blew my mind

[@EvanHead]

GENIOUS!

[@zetta1234]

Plot twist: She is dreaming of watching us dream but we are actually dreaming of her watching us dream as we sleep but in reality this is all in the imagination of an old man sitting on the toilet playing smash Bros switch in the imagination of a puppy as it drinks milk from it's mother.

[@Redbloodthewise]

Imagine if you will a girl dreaming of watching you sleep when in reality you were watching her sleep you're approaching a strange place it is called The Twilight Zone

[@EvanHead]

Dude with all these comments, this should be a meme XD

[@normalperson4399]

Her: your not going to call the police on me? Me: no...no **deletes history**

[@cynthiahanna3212]

* ahem * *YOU'RE*

[@Nyxgrim]

Damn it i was trying to go to sleep but i can't stop laughing.

[@f.b.iagent1279]

🆘

[@Kaleidoflux]

What was on you history hmmmmmmmmmm

[@f.b.iagent1279]

FBI *H M M M M M M* indeed

[@julianrodriguez9057]

Look, I swear I didn’t let my window open on Purpose just for you! Pfffffffff. That’s crazy. Im not that lonely......

[@maximumforce8275]

Congrats on being first, your really lonely

[@julianrodriguez9057]

Oof

[@ancient9270]

😭😭😭😭😭

[@shadowthepyrotechnic4756]

Sonic enters "Don't worry buddy"

[@benj9878]

MightyKnight201 YEA ME NEITHER

[@vaulthunterfromterra4053]

Me: “Hey, before you go.” *gets out of bed* “Come here for a sec.” Her: “What for?” Me: “you can’t be coming in through the window anymore.” *gives her a key* Her: “what’s this?” Me: “If you wanna come over, you have to come in through the door like a normal person, you know, so someone doesn’t call the cops on you.”

[@xangetsuphantom317]

I would probably do the same Josh she seems to mean well and has a kind voice

[@dripgoku7062]

Unless if you're on her bad side

[@xangetsuphantom317]

@@dripgoku7062 yeah then it's death

[@Doomguy_2903]

Smart move

[@austinkozlowski3120]

Her: "Good Thinking Senpai!"

[@connormorgan6884]

She's got a beautiful voice. It's comforting. I wouldn't mind having a yandere girlfriend sing a song to me

[@technodry3216]

It’s free singing without needing headphones

[@brochiaki6986]

So true, I'm sensitive to noises and voices but this calms me. I wouldn't mind if she literally killed me while singling she's got a great voice

[@jasonnobbs256]

Yeah but I'd you try to leave she will probably torture you and that's the joy kill of it all

[@zixxen2503]

It’s like a sweet lullaby I’m boutta fall asleep 😴

[@raysur4160]

Guys we might be in a sad place, but atlest we are here together..

[@CaptainHunt1]

I can handle being chloroformed, I can handle my friends being killed, but when you can't even tell the difference between an Xbox and a PlayStation that's where I draw the line. 😠

[@IkumiASMR]

Captain Hunt it was dark and I couldn’t see, chill

[@CaptainHunt1]

That's what I thought, I just had to say it though.

[@OG_Monkey]

Well obviously Xbox is better so yeah..

[@Nameless-cf2nz]

@@CaptainHunt1 Nintendo switch for life

[@raquelspinelli4345]

@@IkumiASMR NO EXCUSES

[@spartandelta129]

The 3 C's of a Yandere Cute, Crazy, and Chloroform

[@Nolan15692]

Heard about you and your honeyed words...

[@dripgoku7062]

Ah yes. *demons*

[@aceofspades9262]

So true

[@bryanventure7300]

Yes the three C's

[@adeeta5701]

there is another

[@Hunk_Streams]

If she's watchin me sleep, then hoooo-boy. She's in for a surprise

[@IkumiASMR]

phosphorescent_phantom ' ..

[@IkumiASMR]

phosphorescent_phantom ' what does that even mean? What does that even mean??

[@NathanGatten]

@@IkumiASMR he wets the bed 🤣

[@Hunk_Streams]

Nathan Gatten how the fuck did you know

[@Hunk_Streams]

Ikumi ASMR dont worry bout it

[@Redbloodthewise]

You are my sunshine my only sunshine you make me happy when skies are green you never know dear how much I love you please don't break my legs

[@xevkou1632]

when skies are gray*

[@Redbloodthewise]

@@xevkou1632 yeah I know

[@xevkou1632]

Hmmmm do you tho

[@Redbloodthewise]

@@xevkou1632 I don't know do I

[@xevkou1632]

i dont know how to dont know

[@fozzy4204]

Me: *hears her speak* Also me: *instantly falls in love with random yandere*

[@kuroibullen1639]

If you promise you won't murder anyone anymore, I say you can stay.

[@f.b.iagent1279]

FBI open the fucking door

[@ancient9270]

@@f.b.iagent1279 hey bro CHILL

[@KONODIODA]

@@f.b.iagent1279 thick loli lewds (but chill it's for a meme)

[@graedig]

Kuroi true please don’t murder me

[@Market_]

F.B.I Agent This is why the C I A is better than you

[@keeganfirecloak4695]

She’s actually sweet even though she’s a Yandere. I like her.

[@Terminator66F]

All yandere will die IN THE NAME OF KANE

[@Nicoisbestboi]

@@Terminator66F excuse me? Why must I die?

[@kiannjames1342]

Kingslime 2000 BECAUSE we will destroy any creature who even thinks of being a yandere.

[@Nicoisbestboi]

@@kiannjames1342 sorry... Wanted to die anyway... ;-;

[@bryanventure7300]

Yeah for a yandere she's really sweet and nice , heck my heart !!! ( >~

[@OogaBooga289]

"Oh? You're awake!" Me: "Yes yes I was caught crossing the border when I walked into an imperial ambush along with that thief"

[@f.b.iagent1279]

*W T F*

[@neotanuki5915]

I-it's not what it looks like!...

[@larrythefuckinglobster5842]

Grab a shovel bois. We gots a witness to dispose of.

[@OG_Monkey]

I was watching a normal anime I swear!

[@Oni_Rengoku_20]

IM NOT GOING BACK AND I REGRT NOTHING!!!

[@justsomerandomguy239]

Ladies and gentlemen, we got em’

[@proluit_igne3619]

*Wakes up to find someone watching you sleep* *Confesses your love to her* Me: Excuse me What?

[@Nameless-cf2nz]

Ikr?

[@negligible_whale1457]

EXcuSE mE WhAT tHE FUcK

[@anthonymontalvojr.7250]

Boy must be out of his damn mind!

[@akariwindsor7558]

Me

[@williamcartertindale11]

The FBI wants her location

[@grimtygranule5125]

I feel bad for the guy that fell asleep listening to ASMR and woke up to this.

[@thegamingfox506]

I know right

[@cool3rcam176]

Gregory Moran thank you for the compassion

[@falsemimicry]

Thanks Satan

[@anonymousjk860]

Listen it has happened to me once

[@angelus_solus]

Grimty Granule I could not ask for more than that to happen.

[@Harkenzo]

The perfect woman doesn't exist but I'd settle for a girl like this keeping me chaind up to a bed in a cold, damp basement with a flickering light. True love is hard to find.

[@blankZuLu]

I agree

[@cleverpun5824]

You two have something wrong with you

[@mrhappyman7313]

Who wouldnt want to be chained up in a cold basement by a crazy girl hehe.... (HELP ME)

[@cleverpun5824]

@@mrhappyman7313 Dispatcher: 911 what's your emergency? Me: Yes, we have an insane person here, should we send the police or can I deal with this? Dispatcher: less work for us, go ahead! Me: (grabs 357. Magnum) Right then, this should be fun!

[@mrhappyman7313]

Best kind of syndrome

[@bryanbarcelo5440]

this is the kind of yandere that i can like.

[@neftatwo6204]

Or maybe it was your ps4 Or maybe it's my NES

[@GugaAnd2001]

Or atari

[@yuuyakizami2133]

This is amazing! Here's a joke. So there's a Yandere who goes into a bar, the Tsundere bartender said "We don't serve Yanderes here, Baka!" The Yandere then answers, "That's fine, is my Senpai fresh?"

[@ancient9270]

......😂😂😃😐😑😮😓😓😖😞😞😢😢😱😨😭😭😭😭😱

[@theoutsider2802]

👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

[@josephsteele913]

The lol😉😉

[@xxbagelnutzxx504]

I'm so confused...

[@Nolan15692]

Willyam Jordan heard about you and your honeyed words

[@L0n3W]

"Your not trying to call the police on me right" ...what?! No i was actually trying to see what time was it *smiles at you*

[@darklord3861]

2:11 AM ;-;

[@Nolan15692]

Heard about you and your honeyed words...

[@theunseengamertk2570]

1:03

[@mr.sanskid6413]

If i woke up to a yandere staring at me in my sleep i would just bundle up in my blanket to portect me.

[@mr.sanskid6413]

Yandere: im glad its dark in here so you cant seee me blush. Me: face all red from blushing.

[@lonewolfgamingplus379]

"You're not trying to call the police on me are you ?" No no i will never call the police *nervously laughs* *in my thoughts* I'm going to die tonight.

[@nyan1570]

Section GamingPlus yep

[@tristinbreland7017]

(Best friend breaks into house breaking through bedroom window) *I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU MAN*

[@farris842]

Amazingly sweet and soothing, your voice is so great to listen to. Great work : D

[@Sillimant_]

"I'd have to punish you if you made me leave" *Frantically reaches for phone*

[@lancethewisp1097]

You see you only put yourself in danger if you act like your in danger

[@정종훈-d4l]

Your asmr is awesomeeee

[@IkumiASMR]

정종훈 Thank yooooooou

[@Phishcritical53]

My mother used to sing that to me as a kid. Except she used to replace sunshine with my name, "Skylar". Very few things bring me to tears. This is one.

[@anxiousbisexual7062]

This is the most adorable murder I've ever met. 10/10 would be watched in my sleep again.

[@___________4026]

I really like how she says "he" insted of "you" most of the time really good wordplay

[@shamerok377]

If I was sleeping, and then there was an attractive girl standing at the side of my bed watching me sleep, I would be quite flattered. I mean...this is like a dream come true. I honestly wouldn't mind getting kidnapped or stalked by yanderes. It's actually so...adorable to me. uwu

[@ainiu5988]

Lol

[@somnium7875]

MLGFoxy999 yes

[@imotekh6110]

Hey man whatever butters your egg roll.

[@kvc2064]

MLGFoxy999 what if the girl standing at side of ur bed was a ghost? Image the girl sing creepy song nonstop and getting louder every second

[@IkumiASMR]

I wish

[@thejojofamilyssecrettechni3824]

She is yandere She is a girl She is in love with me She is fantastic

[@austinkozlowski3120]

her:your not going to call the police are you? Me:of course not,i've told you before that you can come in if you wanted to,thats why i gave you the spare key

[@dareknaranjo1619]

Bitch wtf

[@austinkozlowski3120]

@@dareknaranjo1619 you heard me

[@dareknaranjo1619]

Yeh but realy

[@alanfinck5595]

Another excellent yandere rp. Loved the singing at the beginning. But gosh...this yandere has no mercy! Hehe. Duh Alan, that's the point!!! Chloroform ftw!!! Thank you Ikumi for the video.

[@IsaacClodfelter]

I am 26 seconds in and I cannot contain this comment until the end of the video. Your singing is so fricking cute I can't even. Edit: Hmm, I think I would write this off as a dream and just cuddle the psycho lady that murked my friend.

[@chillydog4185]

Ahhh the song in the beginning always gets me Btw love this love the channel thank you

[@DINOX86]

Your voice is so cute

[@mr.sanskid6413]

Fear level: 0 blushing level: 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

[@osmosisbug6430]

Me:watches a bunch of these My patents: TF WHAAT ARE CHU DOING (whispers) let’s go easedrop

[@harublismur3596]

Awwwww....the singing at the beginning was an amazing touch.. amazing work

[@joeysilva8567]

I love senpai, yes I do! He's for me, not for you! I LOVE SENPAI, YES I DO! HE'S FOR ME, NOT FOR YOU! I L O V E S E N P A I , Y E S I D O ! H E ' S F O R M E , N O T F O R Y O U !

[@Terminator66F]

Oh no we got another psycho Bob get in the cryo copter

[@nyan1570]

Not the song

[@buttersmoothest]

Oof

[@ceetu8914]

Oh no the weeb curse

[@evannekoplaysguitarlikesmu5904]

*HMM INTENSIFIES*

[@cking4869]

“You should go to bed” Yeah, no, I’m never sleeping again.

[@willb4832]

Yandare: (sings) Me: (in bed) 😬для

[@annymus4660]

yandere asmr is my new religion

[@tipsyygnostalgic]

i wish i had a girlfriend like this

[@unfair-tery3295]

But y

[@bryanbarcelo5440]

@@unfair-tery3295 because a girlfriend that is crazy about you is much better than no girlfriend at all

[@ghostreapergamingnekoboy6785]

Don’t we all

[@momtookmypizzarolls9448]

Me too

[@reigen5695]

Pretty please make a pt2 with this exact same voice this is the best ❤️❤️

[@seanaustin7566]

9:30 naw switch is best fight me.

[@raquelspinelli4345]

kid you dare say hat towards the pc kingdom

[@krellesama]

You're literally asking to get clapped.

[@dripgoku7062]

*that will not stand for the 3DS. It's foolish to test me*

[@jacksonlol1671]

YeS

[@cheezekeke3951]

My new girlfriend has given me a longer pep talk about not hurting me than the doctors talking to me about a throat swab

[@deimos2278]

HAHA JOKES ON YOU I SLEEP IN A REINFORCED MILITARY CRATE

[@cheezekeke3951]

Same here. My profile picture is somebody’s art for my military persona (made it for me)

[@deathgamer5181]

Yandere:I'll be exiting through the window Me:GO THROUGH THE DOOR LIKE A REGULAR PERSON

[@PizzaNuggetPie]

*We could have gone on with this without you telling me about the killing and everything would have been fine*

[@turbochargedsports6327]

OMG your giggle is SOOOO cute!!

[@sakuyaizayoi8528]

Kirby Kirby Kirby he’s the star of the show Kirby Kirby Kirby he’s the star of the show he’s more than you think he’s got maximum pink Kirby Kirby Kirby’s the one

[@nolliddooh6557]

This is the most chill yandere I’ve ever met

[@dianmarco5167]

Hewwo fam you watching me sleep? Not creepy just flatterd👌

[@IkumiASMR]

Font k owo otay

[@dianmarco5167]

@@IkumiASMR :)

[@celestial2661]

I don't blame you

[@verouni2326]

Tbh, if I had a yandere like this, I'd just take her with me everywhere, lol

[@Hawaii5Finest]

❤️

[@alexisramirez4439]

Every video is getting better, keep it up :)

[@theman2338]

you're gold! the police won't react to male victims, carry on. (#nosuchthingasmalevictimsonlywomenareprey)

[@ancient9270]

omfg. . 😂😂😂

[@skullsfortheskullthrone3365]

That hashtag is such bullshit

[@Nolan15692]

bonziebon 300 heard about you and your honeyed words...

[@Guardist]

I love how people are taking this comment *_seriously_*

[@Nolan15692]

S A D don’t think you can barter with me like one of those damned shopkeepers.

[@JustEpik]

Her: "Are you calling the police?" Me: "N-no I'm just ordering a pizza hah."

[@Paulsr7]

tell me more about how you intend to punish me

[@Paulsr7]

i don't get it

[@IkumiASMR]

Lots and lots of calculus

[@Paulsr7]

you really are evil... i like it

[@IkumiASMR]

paul taylor and no calculator~.. you naughty boy~..

[@Paulsr7]

i like being your naughty boy

[@abelerculano7565]

*B* *R* *E* *A* *D* *S* *T* *I* *C* *K* *S*

[@zeroxiiimk2]

HAHAHAHAHAH na

[@BakedConjurer5]

not a crazy yandere, a chill yandere

[@jojobubu4643]

can we get some kuudere tsundere himedere or dandere content as well please :3

[@yoshishuhaist]

Why not just combine them all to one superdere

[@jojobubu4643]

@@yoshishuhaist oh shit you're a genius

[@IkumiASMR]

Catalin 99x being shy and rude and emotionless and a princess...

[@jojobubu4643]

i would love to see at least one of those :3

[@ZomboiProd]

I actually read "Hey! Look at me! Look at me!" As if it was the lyrics of handle bars by flobots.

[@parkermurphy3774]

She says she wont watch you sleep but until the end of high school she watched you

[@brokussj4244]

First

[@justavoiceVA]

But youre not

[@brokussj4244]

Damm it

[@lieutenantlettuce4041]

@@justavoiceVA neither were you

[@justavoiceVA]

@@lieutenantlettuce4041 yes I was lmao look in the comments

[@justavoiceVA]

@@lieutenantlettuce4041 sunovabishimnot!!

[@drsarwar20]

*The Lullaby was enough*

[@zajax35]

The song at the start was amazing

[@mi-nie]

Please don't murder me. "You like me?"

[@x-bit_asmr_scripts]

This was great I hope you make more like this

[@charizardwhobeat1billionli682]

"You dont snore" i make a high pitched alien screech in my sleep

[@Linksabbiegen]

Ikumi back at it again

[@Derek1955]

Her: You are my senpai. Zuko: DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!

[@xixgaming4567]

I'll make sure to barricade my windows and doors once you leave, don't worry about that.

[@cheezekeke3951]

You gonna do what if I call my friend who ironically has 911 in his name? I was gonna tell him that a cute yandere has me chained to my bed.

[@raymondscott6269]

9:20 that scared the crap me when she mentioned that she "felt" my Xbox which coincidentally I have an Xbox next to my PC monitor (which is a TV). I hope that I'm not the only one who felt this way.

[@xixgaming4567]

You are my senpai... My only senpai... Nice start to the video.

[@MyRedHulk]

Finally, a yandere video where we don't get kidnapped

[@nicholasjohnston1970]

Of course I’m trembling, you left the window open and it’s winter

[@mockernick4745]

How to react to these situations: address the yandere as if they are a normal person. Treat them with friendship. If they haven't killed anyone yet, stay with her and treat her nicely until you can get as far away as possible, with no chance of her following you; unless you can lead her down the right path and present a healthy mutual relationship (if your still in school have it so that she either is expelled by notifying authorities as long as they can make sure you get out of the situation safely, or getting her professional help.) If she has killed someone, pin them down, overpower them, and call the cops, no matter what they say to convince you not too. If you've been kidnapped, well sorry. You're screwed. "We'll get em' next time."

[@aceotero7476]

When Ikumi knows not to trigger her audience via console wars, so the viewer has an xbox and playstation. 10/10

[@ohboy3159]

As soon as I saw the title I thought finally I wouldn't be alone anymore.

[@alsebugger2886]

She: talks to me Me: response like I'm krato

[@warpey5632]

"I'm sorry if I woke you Senpai." _You didn't wake me up. You did however interrupt 2AM my gaming sessions._

[@IV_77]

Alternative title: Ur waifu comforts you in ur last minutes alive

[@loganagunat8851]

Bro I thought she was boutta say sunshine,but when I heard senpai,I was like “damn”😂

[@patrickgotwols2972]

"oh you're awake" *I KNOW LET ME FALL ASLEEP FOR GODS SAKE*

[@StephenSXG069C]

How lovely, thank you for the great content

[@zero-mz2sh]

:O you are my sunshine - moira dela torre (yandere cover)

[@iwuvmonika5559]

“You’re not calling the police are you?” Nah,I’m just ordering a pizza.

[@chaosheart5938]

GOD DAMN ADS BLASTING MY EARS - Edit: Besides my rage, great audio

[@Triggerhappy4480]

*Quietly Eats Ikumi’s Sacred Bread*

[@vuki968]

Lmao she should've said "nice morning wood"

[@Balisouless]

Her: pls tell me your cold Me: yea Mind: GET ME TF OUT OF HERE

[@Nolan15692]

Fus RO DAH

[@harryharris4889]

You're in bed, mind taken over by dreams. You feel breath on you, like a soft mountain breeze. You begin to stir at this, realizing your hands are tightly bound. You open your eyes vision blinding you with white. Someone opposite you looks at you: 0:40

[@red_five3325]

Plot twist: she's talking to a doll with a speaker taped to it.

[@hermaeusmora3254]

*STALKER DETECTED.*