Ye Old Monkey Rap (Medieval/Bardcore DK Rap)

[@kineticenergy4720]

"And then there art Chunky, he hath perished"

[@E4439Qv5]

Hark! mightst thou have travailed from the fiefdom of Brentalfloss with such tidings?

[@krealyesitisbeta5642]

Must've been thoust dastardly hun-diles!

[@zacharyyoungblood7013]

*ah* "Dk, Chunky hath perished"

[@toymaster4041]

He doth entered the icebox!

[@cubedude8690]

Ha! DK DONKEY KONG

[@aaronisaacman1623]

1000 years later, still a bop

[@cubedude8690]

i love this comment a lot

[@bigmanburg7160]

Tell me about it bro

[@Kazuyuki33]

*i smell a smelly smell of a whoosh* A year later: did you guys not understand that i just pointed someone *would* be wooosh'd

[@phoenixstudios9340]

So much so that they remixed it for a game in the 90s

[@MrHomelessHobos]

@@Kazuyuki33 go away

[@notthed6534]

Fun fact The kong clan was among the most reliable and respected for their great combat prowess.

[@nothisispatrick4644]

They are also highly controversial for their hoarding of the kingdoms banana supply, causing their prices to inflate dramatically. There were many negotiation attempts by king K Rool to stop the Kongs, but because of the clans military value and them acting as a deterent from banditry in the countryside, the king reluctantly decided to overlook their corruption. Edit: Had to rework this comment, since I found the original to be boring. Now it should atleast be good to look at now haha.

[@ThatHappaHaole]

@@nothisispatrick4644 Idk why but this shouts "The empire did nothing wrong" energy to me

[@TheGamingDandy]

except for Lanky, he mostly did handstands

[@DonkeyKongJr]

Kneel, knave. For the king, doth return. 👑 💪🏾🦍

[@someperson4712]

Nice comment, but unfortunately you used the word "among"

[@themaraca778]

"Praise be the son is back, and about time too" is just a funny way to introduce Diddy. It's like they're making him seem like a god in the entire lyric

[@birodactyl_of_the_web]

The prodigal diddy

[@number1ratedsalesman_1997]

FUNCTIONALLY HE IS. [[Has a bow and is said to have Icarus Wings]]

[@Lumis_The_Lucario]

​​@@number1ratedsalesman_1997 thats just pit at that point

[@lancetheking7524]

Jesus you mean

[@FourthIdentity-gu2zk]

​@@lancetheking7524that's one god out of a probable thousand that fit that yes

[@ezdayhero476]

I can’t believe DK was around even in medieval times… truly an icon of the gaming industry

[@TheAeonAnimA]

Diddy managed to sound more badass here than the original. He’s a whole conqueror in his verse

[@PTp1ranha]

It’s like the bad future in that one DK cartoon episode

[@petemagnuson7357]

I was getting some jesus vibes from that verse tbh, sounds like a few lines out of Revelations

[@marche800]

Diddy's Kong Quest

[@CodesTheOtaku]

Diddy in the Original: Dude with a ‘Tude Diddy Here: An absolute force to be reckoned with

[@vincentpey3929]

I mean dkc2 was subtitled diddys conquest for a reason.

[@tuxedobird]

The most angelic way to say “DK”

[@KubickQ]

_DK_

[@KirbyatYT]

@@KubickQ _Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells. Grapes, melons oranges, and coconut shells._

[@lukedufour]

Didn't know i needed this in my life until I realized it existed.

[@memernaut]

Same here lol

[@memernaut]

Wtf this is crazy hehe

[@Mugen24]

This is why I’m always on KZbin, you never know what you’ll find

[@wildroseXIV]

Just found it.im so happy I did

[@Durandal734]

O.o

[@monodragoon]

"Tally ho, Cranky. Take us to thine fridge."

[@belch7]

Me: *getting a public execution for high treason* Some random troubadours singing about gorillas who have the ability to fight:

[@TheOriginalItsCake]

Maybe just don't commit treason.

[@elim9054]

"And when his arrows doth fly, they shall be smiters of kings" goes way too hard for absolutely no reason

[@General_Lee439]

Smiters.. of KINGS! 🗡 🤴 Way too hard

[@PepperMarioo]

WELL K.Roll IS a king ... so that kinda works no ?

[@dimitriwarchief301]

No no it’s perfect

[@marche800]

They really made Diddy Kong sound like a demigod

[@MattHedgern]

2:27 Ok but why does "But rapscallions beware 'cause no mercy he shall spare" actually sound metal as heck

[@PartnershipsForYou]

When the band played that line in 1320 I heard the crowd went wild

[@locus9303]

Because it can

[@JacobPDeIiNoNi]

Also “when his arrows doth fly they shall be Smithers of kings”

[@leolopez3088]

Because he ain't telling no lies

[@Saben.C-Spoon]

"When his arrows doth fly they shall be smiters of kings" also went really hard

[@franciscop.garcia9931]

This is a year old! Why did I only found this masterpiece only today. Better late than never.

[@roboticartist2793]

That's what I'm saying.

[@ahabduennschitz7670]

Its just one year, thats nothing

[@trashcatlinol]

Algorithm favored you before me... And now I shall annoy my friends!

[@BlackPeggy]

Thou mean a thousand year old

[@aymanaboufarise4346]

Fr

[@Zlippy-D]

“He can fly real high on his Icarus wings and when his arrows don’t fly they shall be Smiters of kings” that line goes so hard 2:22

[@BonnieAndMsBreezyOfficial]

It hits hard than me beating my meat

[@fishboy3612]

Agreed

[@adku2318]

You gotta give DK credit for looking so dignified while shooting a bow with no string

[@kbricks6650]

Now that I noticed it it's an annoying eyesore. Why must you point this out!

[@pickedceasar1216]

@@kbricks6650 he doesn't need one

[@kbricks6650]

@@pickedceasar1216 Does it fire in spurts?

[@7HatimF16]

@@kbricks6650yes and it’s gonna hurt who ever is hit with it

[@nojuanatall3281]

It has gotta be AI generated.

[@andywap3]

And then there's Chunky, he hath been slain.

[@SatisfactoryBro]

AH! DK, Chunky's slain'd!

[@herodevans2095]

I fucking wheezed

[@Thetoucanman918]

Terraria death messages be like:

[@Chadmiral]

Lol

[@penguinbenguin]

Poor Chunky, i knew him Horatio!

[@majine.2606]

1:39 "This Kong has a rather queer face." I love the snootiness in this particular lyric. Then again, a pleb such as Lanky Kong deserves no better.

[@riemerdijkstra5974]

father?

[@OdaKa]

Poor Lankey Kong.

[@mintjaan]

Lanky Kong LGBTQ icon

[@bagea]

@@mintjaan yes!

[@LuckySketches]

@@mintjaan What else would the L stand for?

[@ColdFuse96]

Diddy in real life: DK's sidekick. Is arguably a lesser sidekick than Tails. Diddy in this song: The God of Music. Plays songs to bring smiles to the people, but is a ruthless conqueror with angel wings, known for killing kings and striking down thugs with his lighting arrows.

[@sentientviolin7802]

I mean, Diddy is the protagonist of Donkey Kong Country 2 and saves DK. Dunno much about Sonic but I dunno if Tails has done that.

[@ColdFuse96]

@@sentientviolin7802 Tails saved an entire city from a nuke, in that he had to fight his way towards it and then disable it through its software. That, and he's also a pilot, can fly without a machine of any kind, is a mechanic, and is smart enough to just pull off whatever he need to stop any of Eggman's machines, all while he's only 8. I know Diddy can also fly (with a jetpack) and has guns, but Tails still has him beat in sheer plot importance.

[@arkthompson9869]

@@ColdFuse96 He also single handedly defeated a bird army and defeated a witch and her gang alone.

[@ajscrewu]

Come on how’s that fair nobody’s a better sidekick

[@Zulf85]

"in real life" - do you know him personally or

[@christopherrobyn4416]

I love how everyone is what you’d expect and then Diddy Kong is the second coming of Christ foretold in the book of Revelations.

[@Mikescool444]

That fucking ominous council that played at the start of Chunky’s verse actually sent chills down my spine.

[@officialregirock4021]

This is so underrated

[@schizophrenic_rambler]

Let's hope this gets recommended soon

[@TheBeverlyp3132]

Yes

[@dstinnettmusic]

It’s getting attention now

[@Doomedrpgthecozygamer99]

I agree 😁 this song is so underrated

[@tap-tapinc.4006]

What are you talking about it has no dislikes

[@jordanboyd5587]

Is it wrong to like this even more than the original?

[@dimitriwarchief301]

Noooo

[@Eldoofus]

Perhaps.

[@FiveDotGD]

It is never wrong to like ye old monkey rap instead of dk rap

[@filimunisstaff4238]

not at all

[@driveasandwich6734]

No, the original is meant to be so bad it's good, this is just good.

[@carlitos562]

Friend: “So what kind of music do you like?” Me: “It’s complicated.”

[@Foxarocious]

This was unironically a f**kin masterpiece

[@TomboTime]

"He can fly real high on his Icarus wings when his arrows doth fly they shall be smiters of kings" okay but that line is actually kind of sick

[@Moai_Guy09]

Agreed

[@seanewing204]

That whole verse.

[@Dilopho]

The foreboding choir during lanky verse really makes this

[@castle9165]

Listening to this while having a painless muscle spasm in my leg. It's an experience.

[@nathanmarshall745]

Are you sure you're not just dancing?

[@wiiplayers19]

Are you sure you’re not just lanky kong?

[@JustChadC]

Lol what a specific comment. 10/10 🍌🍌

[@bobbyonkazoo3512]

I had that moment.

[@jefflastname1394]

are you saying you used to be an adventurer like kong, then you took an arrow to the knee?

[@lordzamasuvegetablackfusio9773]

I keep coming back to this song every couple of centuries.

[@DukeDarkshadow]

"He can fly real high on his Icarus wings, and when his arrows doth fly they shall be smiters of kings" I had no idea Pit was part of the Kong clan.

[@dangerdantheone]

-dies laughing-

[@marz7102]

The “Yea Verily Yea” really sets the tone for the entire song.

[@the_brutal_king4314]

congratulations, you have now inspired a whole dnd combat encounter with a band of monkeys.

[@somejerk5662]

Encounter? You could make a whole set with a tribe of awakened, mutated apes with each group of mooks led by a main Kong with different abilities. Start with Tiny as an advance scout that can use Reduce, her climb speed and gliding to escape or harass the party from a distance, Guard Captain Lanky an area controller with massive reach and Sentinel, tech specialist Diddy as a flying archer that unloads on the party while they deal with the cannon fodder, and finally a 2-stage fight with DK himself (a brawler with legendary actions and a cannon), where he resorts to unleashing the hulking and destructive but sluggish Chunky to cause chaos when he hits half health. You could even add in Cranky as a potion spamming alchemist and optional Funky boss as a paranoid and heavily armed recluse who lives nearby. Bonus points if you make the quest giver an obese nobleman with crocodiles as his house animal.

[@gengarzilla1685]

I'm curious how far you could get into this scenario without any of the players figuring it out.

[@888fevertime]

@@gengarzilla1685if you present it right? All the way to the end.

[@TheAuck]

Wow, this is actual quality… didn’t really expect it from a DK rap rendition.

[@Clingojam]

Something about the choir at 3:07 is just really catchy to me, taking the rhythm of the DK Rap's closing line and adding this angelic harmony just feels right lol.

[@rmk6222]

Me too

[@Ethonra]

As if the art wasn't enough... This had me at "YEA VERILY YEA."

[@socatoansoldier9984]

This is officially the greatest bardcore cover in existence.

[@BBQLOVER65]

How to summon donkey kong

[@schizophrenic_rambler]

@@Rolled_Cake HE

[@duckymomo]

How is the sex Ed clown stuff doing

[@deeznugz647]

Yooo lanky!!!

[@therealboomshlamian700]

Top 10 songs

[@BBQLOVER65]

yes it is truly me

[@riverjordan2010]

Okay but diddy’s lines actually slap??? “When his arrows doth fly they shall be smiters of kings.”

[@PalPlays]

Rapscallions beware because no mercy he shall spare!

[@zacheray]

Made before his Smash nerf, whence he doth slain

[@General_Lee439]

🔥

[@TacomasterStudios]

PRAISE BE, THE SON IS BACK, ABOUT TIME TOO

[@hhhhhh-zz2fw]

Its because Diddy is canonically Jesus Christ

[@gunnadahun]

I wish I could go back in time and play this in it’s appropriate time period. I genuinely think it would change the course of history significantly

[@OneNativeWolfe74]

The kongs would probably be seen as medieval legends and probably worshipped or atleast looked up to

[@LuisDGamer]

Ey! yo te conozco

[@robbietheweirdo]

if i were to discover time travel i would do this

[@jackhazardous4008]

So glad I'm not the only one who just wants to hold a concert in catholic Europe if we discover time travel. Just send the metalheads back there and befriend the vikings

[@kobold7466]

i also fantasize about going back in time to show medieval peasants some dope shit

[@ovinophile]

Really appreciate that each Kong’s verse still has its own extra instrumentation.

[@KireitardandGilgamess]

Everybody says that diddy's bit goes hard, but I've seen nobody in this comment section mention "finally he is here for thee he's the last member of the dk team." That part goes by far the hardest

[@shay_shei]

I like the unbothered look DK has while he attacks his foes

[@ColdFuse96]

He's like "Aw shit. Here we go again 😑"

[@shay_shei]

@@ColdFuse96 Exactly LOL

[@zacheray]

Welcome to medieval triptychs

[@MooseHowl]

Magnificent. Tis truly a blessing to hear bards still performing the classic songs of yore in these modern times.

[@Zlypi]

How many takes did this take? Cus I'm laughing my ass off. I can only imagine the recording.

[@dimitriwarchief301]

About 40

[@charautreal]

420 Likes, nice

[@frog1482]

Bro especially the chorus that's what gets me

[@Mike-ro5xn]

I enjoy that you changed the lyrics just enough to go with the theme without making them feel too far removed from the original. Really adds to the ambiance you're going for!

[@themiraculous0447]

I wasn't sure if I liked this or not but I think the fact that I click it literally every time it pops up, is proof that I more than just like it.

[@DragonPanda4]

I'm in the same boat! It has no right being this good

[@SquidSystem]

The only thing I don't like about this is that some lines still contain contemporary slang. I want my medieval monkey melody to be historically accurate damn it!!

[@raynegallaher7661]

Yeah, and the "ye olde" thing is probably an inaccuracy as well, I'm pretty sure I've seen people taking about how it would've looked like "ye" but still been pronounced "the"

[@littlesnowflakepunk855]

also some of the uses of pronouns are mixed up, and they underutilize the second person conjugation of verbs in middle english. "if you know the words, you can join in too" was translated to "if thou know the words, thine can stand with me" a more accurate translation (with the slight change in ending to rhyme with thee) would be something like "if thou know'st the words, thou can'st sing with me"

[@grim_56]

@@littlesnowflakepunk855 Alright Shakespeare

[@littlesnowflakepunk855]

@@grim_56 shakespeare was practically illiterate, i'm Chaucer, baby 👉😎👉

[@LiliumOrientalis]

@@raynegallaher7661 you're exactly right, "the" would be written with a thorn (þ) which in later Middle English came to resemble y. This was exacerbated by the printing press, which had no thorn as it was invented in Germany, so English printed media simply used y as a substitute. Eventually all use of the thorn in English faded, its sound instead made by th. That's how "the" became "ye" in certain contexts (and also how "thou" became "you!")

[@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan]

This has a weird vibe to it and i can't really pinpoint what it is... I love it

[@wintermute8315]

You... really can't pinpoint what's weird about this? Really?

[@raynegallaher7661]

@@wintermute8315 well to be fair it is kinda hard to point to just one thing that makes it weird. This thing is made up of a number of things that cause the vibe. The slight historical inaccuracies of the lyrics, the image, the concept of the video itself, the inherent weirdness of the DK rap in the first place, I get why pinning down why this has such a vibe may not be immediately obvious

[@ahkrael]

I think it's donkey kong

[@carlosalmaguer1550]

Oingo boingo vibes

[@Cosmic-Turtle]

Aw man, I remember listening to this back in my previous life. Me and the other knights loved it.

[@jonaswesbonk3898]

It'll be only a matter of time until Nintendo has purged any and all videos of the original DK Rap from the internet. And we shall only partake in this masterpiece.

[@ItsRyan265]

If I got recommended this, I know it's gonna blow up.

[@towablewarrior2426]

If my partner doesn't throw it back with me to this then I don't want it

[@KubickQ]

What a strange compliment to a song

[@UltraMagnus3786]

Really love the subtle differences in the music for each verse. Extremely well done!

[@iamjeffreymontague]

Wow 😯 100k, thank you guys so much….You guys are awesome! I had a lot of fun making this! I’m glad people are enjoying this.

[@PhenomUprising]

And it got caught in youtube's algorithm, a day later it's at 163K, soon 200K I bet. :)

[@supremeduckissupremetheduc9896]

Idk what caused it to blow up a year later, but I'm here for it!

[@ZergSmasher]

It's really good, thanks for brightening my day! 😁

[@KaisertigerX]

Glad you’re getting recognition your shit BOPS

[@darsonidomar3186]

This is seriously perfect

[@TallManVanitas]

“His coconut arrows doth fire in spurts” is the greatest line.

[@fawfulthegreat64]

Everyone else's verses: (Amusing display of comedic lyrics) Diddy's verse: WHEN HIS ARROWS DOTH FLY, THEY SHALL BE *SMITERS OF KINGS*

[@Aristicrow]

Donkey Kong: Go Back i wanna be monke God: huh? Donkey Kong: *Glares* God: ok

[@Eldoofus]

I mean... uhhh..

[@Eldoofus]

yeah!..

[@thogthemighty7960]

Diddy is like a heavenly avenging angel in this, and I love it.

[@Aaaa-g6u8e]

I can't believe it took me this long to discovered this masterpiece.

[@frostingorb1766]

Dang, DK's so skilled, he can fire arrows without needing a bowstring.

[@Pokeking655]

"Cometh, Cranky, Let taketh thee to thine freezing chambers."

[@L1nk2002]

Just realised that bardcore is apparently a music genre and it all started to make sense now

[@biggestbeanburrito712]

WHY DOES STILL HAVE UNDER 5K LIKES??? The voice fits really well, the remix is good, and just everything screams quality! Good job creator :D

[@HOL457]

Well it got 5k now!

[@Dirakiaa]

The fact that this Video has gone from

[@Dante_Sparda_DMC]

Jesus I saw this a couple days ago and it had nowhere near as many likes as it has now

[@HOL457]

@@Dante_Sparda_DMC the last time I saw this it had 45k views...

[@Nicoman-ct3hs]

The medieval art of Donkey Kong adds a nice visual element tag along with the DK Rap. This is truly a masterpiece.

[@DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.]

Having an arrow names " the smiter of kings" is probably the single most metal way you can ever describe that.

[@DanielA-no9xv]

I swear somebody down here is gonna be like "um actually donkey kong wasn't invented till 1981"

[@Z-Man7]

Perfect music for a game of Dungeons & Kremlings.

[@adrianramos1636]

Yea verily yea So they're finally here preforming for thee And if you know the words thine can stand with me Put thine hands together, if thwust wish to calp As we take thee through ye old monkey rap . AH . DK . DONKEY KONG . The leader of the bunch, Ye know him well And thou art finally back to kick some tail His coconut arrows doth fire in spurts And if yee shoots thee, it's gonna hurt He's bigger, faster, and stronger too Forsoot he doth make the first member of the DK crew . AH . DK . DONKEY KONG . DK . DONKEY KONG IS HERE . This kong has style, so heed ye well plebs She can shrink her size, down to a pins head She's quick and nimble when she needs to be She doth float through the air and doth climb up trees If you choose her, you shalt not have chosen wrong with a skip and a hop, she's one cool kong . AH . DK . DONKEY KONG . He doth have no stile, he doth have no grace This kong has rather queer face Handstands can be done if they need to be And he can stretch out his arms just for thee He doth inflate himself just like a balloon This crazy kong just digs this tune . AH . DK . DONKEY KONG . DK . DONKEY KONG IS HERE . Praise be the son is back about time too Varily yea he's in the mood He can fly real high on his icarus wings And when his arrows doth fly, they shall be smiters of kings He'll shall makth thee smile when he playth his tune But rapscallions beware cause no mercy he shall spare . AH . DK . DONKEY KONG . AH . Finally, he, is here for thee It's the last member of the DK team This kong's so strong, it isn't funny He can make a rapscallion cry out for his mummy He pickth up boulders with relative ease He maketh crushing rocks seem like such a breeze He may doth move slow He cannot jump high But i say to thee this kong is one hell of a guy . WALNUTS, PEANUTS PINEAPPLE SMELLS GRAPES, MELONS, ORANGES AND COCONUT SHELLS . AH . WALNUTS, PEANUTS PINEAPPLE SMELLS GRAPES, MELONS, ORANGES AND COCONUT SHELLS . AH

[@lipov7083]

THIS KONG'S GOT STYLE, SO HEED YE WELL *P L E B S*

[@hopefulbloom]

Thank you random youtube shorts commenter. A certified good classic.

[@kaileybosyk5023]

I've listened to this at least once a day every day since I discovered it.

[@zacheray]

Almost me as wel

[@CynicalBeard]

Me too

[@RetroRefreshments]

I have no logical explanation for this but ive been listening to this several times a week since I found it. Its truly fantastic.

[@fabrilean9199]

I discovered this hymn about 500 b.c. and I can't stop listening to it

[@theonetruedoggo4808]

This brings me back to my mediaeval days i can confirm his coconut arrows doth fire in spurts

[@tiredroach]

"This Kong has a rather queer face" Sir Lanky Kong: What doth thou mean thou can't change it?!

[@okaaart]

I get the refrence

[@nintendo-relatedchannel5810]

Pray tell, what doth thou mean the device hath been released?!

[@MaroxXIIIproductions]

The fact that the legendary bard Sir Grant, House of Kirkhope was nary a credit to this ballad being used in the Tale of the Brothers Mario draws my ire ever so. I curse the kingdom of Nintendo for such a slight.

[@Scrubermensch]

Conspiracies hath been rumored about a forecoming tale by the same writers of Brothers Mario starring the great ape himself.

[@skbproject5589]

Well ofcourse if he shoots you it's gonna hurt, it's a Coconut arrow.

[@turperthepowerful5537]

WHY HAS THIS NOT BLOWN UP IM CACKLING

[@jonnyblack001]

Fun fact, the Y in “ye” is a stand in for the old English letter thorn which makes the “th” sound, so “ye old” is just pronounced “the old”.

[@valestivale4711]

I don't know what the hell I've stumbled upon. But good lord am I glad I found it

[@scar3_qr0w]

“So how many times a day do you listen to Ye Olde Monkey Rap?” Yes

[@rameball]

I'm thinking how to put this into a dnd campaign

[@TheyDarthElmo]

First thought Robin hood like collection of awakened apes and monkies

[@rameball]

@@TheyDarthElmo I mean I could just bring in sips

[@narutofreak974]

I think this requires a Bard class player.

[@mlindquist8942]

make an evil music god who kills you if you laugh at his songs, then just deal like 1000 pure damage to anyone who laughs.

[@zacheray]

@@mlindquist8942 dang that’s good

[@darktooth4576]

“Come about, Cranky, cast it to thine refrigerator!”

[@thepeterone]

1:08 that flute solo

[@ingwersengrady]

"henceforth to winter, cranky"

[@ruffleduck2909]

I unironically come back to this every night

[@wileecoyotegenius5955]

This is unironically a bop.

[@giorgiorp4676]

1:21 his accent is very satisfying

[@latexu95]

0:43 "Coconut arrows". That's a good one.🤣🥥🏹

[@fruitsalad5036]

The "AH DK, DONKEEY KOnnggg" is surprisingly funny

[@waffletop1018]

person who went back in time and recorded this did great

[@Bublegor]

This masterpiece has gained hundreds of thousands of views these past weeks, couldn't be happier

[@brettsbricknerdvana1971]

Clicked on this video by accident, yet still somehow stayed for the whole thing because of its perfection

[@WhackyWyatt]

I watch this every time it goes on my recommended, whenever I get a video like this that I genuinely enjoy that appears on my recommended 100 times a day, I just *watch it every single time*

[@helarki4309]

"By the wayeth, any plebian who shooteth an arrow, 'tis going to hurteth. Thou are not special."

[@The_Sharktocrab]

The Diddy kong line was legendary

[@234Geser]

Perfection does exist. Will certanly use this in my DnD campain for the inevitable fight with the barrel-throwing Megaprimatus =D

[@gutmeat2977]

I can hear it in his voice, he can BARELY keep it together

[@MaddyRaddy9]

Lanky being called queer is so funny to me.

[@Psykoged]

That slight low pass filter is so fitting despite being an anachronism of the highest order

[@QueenMaxine]

Take it to thine ice box, Cranky!