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@jwenting4 жыл бұрын
actually the Yellowstone caldera can be timed with some precision as its eruptions depend directly on plate tectonics. Hence the historical record for its eruptions shows a pretty clear regularity (on historical timescales) making geologists believe that an eruption is due any millenium now (by geological record, in other words, it should erupt around now, give or take 10.000 years).
@werewolfman1864 жыл бұрын
Krakatowa was a super volcano tho
@Bearrrrrrrrr4 жыл бұрын
You should do Mount St. Helens some time
@carlgrau59104 жыл бұрын
Mont Saint-Michel maybe this would be a good one??
@teebee46264 жыл бұрын
Love your videos! But, without being an asshole, I would love to see more maps, to see for example where the dust cloud would have ended
@GarikDuvall4 жыл бұрын
"If Yellowstone suddenly went Old Testament on America's ass" lol, love how he says stuff like this with straight face.
@gorillawhale10464 жыл бұрын
Bro super volcanos all over the world are acting up, I think old testament on the world has a greater probability of hqppening this or next year.
@marciam73014 жыл бұрын
That was the best line in the video
@jsolivas15164 жыл бұрын
That statement made me burst out laughing
@realyoriginalchanel32184 жыл бұрын
A supervulcano like yellowstone would take 50 years of buildup during with ground deformation and other things could be observed before it would explode and that is simply not happening
@MiracleWinchester4 жыл бұрын
British humour be like thta
@markculp8934 жыл бұрын
5:39 "forming a depression the size of Rhode Island" hey man leave my personal life out of this
@beastmaster4154 жыл бұрын
U ok Mark?
@waynesligar59484 жыл бұрын
I No the feeling i can't work anymore my lower back is fubared after 4 surgeries doctors say they can't do anything else, i can at least walk a little bit
@beastmaster4154 жыл бұрын
@@waynesligar5948 damn dude🙏🏾🤘🏾🌎
@JosieThaCrusader4 жыл бұрын
@@waynesligar5948 go to a chiropractor. Sometimes that's what it takes. And lol into CBD products. Helps with pain and inflammation and overall good for the body, without the intoxicating effects of THC
@waynesligar59484 жыл бұрын
@@JosieThaCrusader my bottom 4 discs are fussed together, i have a pain pump inside me and one doctor is burning nerves. I went to a chiropractor in 2004 until i found out the discs where gone it was bone on bone so first surgery was 2006 what'd 3 months before o start going back to work a few hours a day then the screws in my back pulled out but i had to wait 6 months before they could go back in to put bigger screws. Found out my bones had gotten soft so i had to take medicine to strengthen them so the surgery would do better
@RangerMcFriendly2 жыл бұрын
As a former Yellowstone NP Ranger and Historian, I am also amazed about how you nailed the history of the Park. I wrote my thesis on how the Northern Pacific Railroad’s financier, Jay Cooke, single-handedly funded Yellowstone’s creation as a National Park. He needed a new destination for his train in the northern Wyoming territory and upon hearing Nathaniel Langford (from the Washburn Langford Doane Expedition) talking about a rumor he had heard about a place where the earth was like Hell, he financed the Expedition himself to find this place, hence the 1870 expedition. Langford was a man of tall tales and likely a narcissist tho. He made up a story about a campfire in Madison Junction where he came up with the idea of a “Nation’s Park”. Not really considering he told that story many years later. But the Expedition laid the groundwork for the Hayden Geological Expedition one year later which had artist Thomas Moran and photographer William H Jackson tagging along. That Expedition was instrumental since it was Moran’s artwork of Grand Canyon of the Yellowstone and Jackson’s photos that greeted Congressmen in 1872 when they voted on the Yellowstone Park Act of 1872 establishing the world’s first National Park. It didn’t cost Congress a dime though so that’s why it was almost unanimous. Jay Cooke took up the financing though as long as his train had first dibs to tourism! He made sure the train’s clientele followed the new rules though. Some didn’t and that’s why the US Army was brought in to establish Fort Yellowstone to protect it. Eventually in 1916 the NPS was formed (thanks to another billionaire, Borax businessman Stephen T Mather, who like Cooke pumped millions into making the NPS and became its first Director), and the Park Ranger outfits were just the old US Army ones (hence the flat Stetson hats and baggy pants).
@D45VR2 жыл бұрын
Quite interesting. And I think being a Park Ranger at Yellowstone seems like a dream career.
@archlich4489 Жыл бұрын
Cheers! What did you think of the BBC movie "Supervolcano"? Was it accurate?
@Kiwi-ICU-RN Жыл бұрын
Imagine if they’d thought about the whole world 🙄
@infledermaus Жыл бұрын
I'd love to work there until my life ends. I'm going on 70. Won't be long now. 😂😂😂
@justinsmith4562 Жыл бұрын
@@infledermaus hopefully
@Akmundra14 жыл бұрын
OMG there are over 300 Geezers in Yellowstone? Somebody help those poor crotchety old men, they’re trapped above magma pools!
@Denpachii4 жыл бұрын
Dang you for beating me to that comment!
@tarn11354 жыл бұрын
I should have read further down on the comments before I made my joke. Darn it. You win.
@WildStar20024 жыл бұрын
Ha! Came down here looking for this comment - well done! :-)
@annescholey65464 жыл бұрын
MAG-MA!
@tiffinyharrington93074 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@RepellentJeff4 жыл бұрын
0.00014% chance of erupting. 2020: Come on, big money, big money, no whammy, no whammy-STOP!
@popeclementxi73034 жыл бұрын
that is very funny
@realbrandonm4 жыл бұрын
Just nuke it that’ll fix it
@ryancoulter47974 жыл бұрын
Anybody just feel that?
@BookofProverbs4 жыл бұрын
2020 just figured out the sequence to the whammy board
@konpeki20374 жыл бұрын
2020: goodness what a idea. Why didn’t I think of that?
@RangerMcFriendly2 жыл бұрын
Former Yellowstone Park Ranger here: I freaking love this channel! Simon nails it all. Hank Hessler, the now former head geologist of the Park, told me about how much he dislikes the 2012 movie and all the fake scare-porn documentaries about the supervolcano. He said that a remarkable thing has happened in the past 640,000 years. Norris Geyser Basin formed. What that did was give the magma chamber a kind of pressure release valve. It allows the chamber to decompress when gas builds up the pressure in the chamber. He said Yellowstone’s next eruption will be remarkable because it won’t be a megablast but rather a tame lava eruption. Norris Geyser Basin will be overrun with lava spewing out of geysers, fumeroles and hot springs. The Park will have to close but guess what? No Armageddon. This is all from the mouth of the most knowledgeable person on the Yellowstone Caldera.
@D45VR2 жыл бұрын
I suspect you and Hessler are correct but that story wouldn't get any clicks.
@trukeesey8715 Жыл бұрын
What does "freaking" mean? Listen to Prem Rawat!
@nemanjap8768 Жыл бұрын
Maybe ,maybe not . You can't really predict nature 100%
@cjsawinski Жыл бұрын
Ya I don’t agree at all… it will erupt in full form again 100%… just comes down to when. I was no ranger but I lived in the GYE (Greater Yellowstone Ecosystem) for more than a decade, and studied the microbes in the hot springs when I thought I was going to get a degree in Biology. My friend made the discovery of the microbes and now runs the biology department at Stanford. Biology has nothing to do with Geology but living and studying in the park for that king only taught me that Yellowstone is just ticking away. Even if the geyser theory is correct, it would only take a mild earthquake cluster to moves rocks around and close up those vents. And Yellowstone gets dozens of earthquakes everyday.
@wiezyczkowata Жыл бұрын
I wouldn't be surprised if it never erupted at all,
@hannah19484 жыл бұрын
if simon had been my history teacher back in school, I would have paid a lot more attention.
@andygreen35753 жыл бұрын
You'd have suffered from PTSD and afraid to leave the house.
@notme2day3 жыл бұрын
@@andygreen3575 nah .. not with the way he tells it .. I'd love to hear him audio book a Stephen King novel with commentary it would be brilliant! 😆
@st4s.and.fl0w3rs3 жыл бұрын
I'm homeschooled and I use his videos as part of my history class
@notmyname35563 жыл бұрын
More like geography teacher
@trishapellis3 жыл бұрын
Luckily for me, my history teachers in high school was not dissimilar. One of them at one point turned Henry VIII and his wives into a game show. The other tried to explain the impaling of a French king in 'less explicit terms' (in order to avoid the word 'impaling'), before realizing that was way worse and going "they spitted him like a pig, okay?"
@darkstorminc4 жыл бұрын
2020 is almost over, what else could possible go wrong! Yellowstone: Pull my finger.
@garygrant914 жыл бұрын
Yellowstone is not the only active supervolcano that could have its finger pulled. Depending on who you ask, there are between six and twelve active supervolcanos in the world, with another eight that are might be active. Yellowstone is only the most studied and as a result gets the most press.
@Doxymeister4 жыл бұрын
@@Future-Preps35 Don't forget Long Valley and Valles Caldera...
@anarchyantz15644 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, you still have November 3rd to look forward to.
@hedgehognegative10594 жыл бұрын
@@Future-Preps35 if the next few years keep getting worse they may both erupt at the same time
@AlphaWolf7894 жыл бұрын
XD
@justandy3334 жыл бұрын
20:56 - There is a very simple word in the english language used to describe such an illness brought on by inhaling volcanic dust.... Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. I'm surprised Simons script writer didn't slip that one in to this video.
@thomasblock11643 жыл бұрын
that's not a word, that's a sentence that forgot it's spacing
@c0nc3ntr8d63 жыл бұрын
That’s a HUGE miss. Would have been brilliant to include that lung disease.
@woomeebly2 жыл бұрын
Basically, you inhale the particles which are sharp and glassy. The particles cut the tissues and embed themselves further into the lungs, causing internal bleeding in the alveolus. The loss of blood and the resulting secondary infections will finish you off. Pretty straightforward really.
@aslightlysanescientist38742 жыл бұрын
@@woomeebly also cause abnormal bone growth which is something
@tasha42532 жыл бұрын
That's not a word, that's a keymash
@SpartanHighKing144 жыл бұрын
_Corona virus is the worst thing to happen to humans this year_ Yellow Stone Volcano " *Hold my magma* "
@EmoJones134 жыл бұрын
It would be the firework-studded sendoff to 2020 that we're all expecting at this point. A veritable cherry on top of the shit sundae.
@mikealford82154 жыл бұрын
So far
@marcinfmpl38014 жыл бұрын
Hey, you could have made Chernobyl worse if you were any more arrogant
@sirgoddy11704 жыл бұрын
Dork
@somethinglikethat21764 жыл бұрын
@@marcinfmpl3801 sounds like someone need to go to the infirmary.
@peteT2694 жыл бұрын
As a geochemist who has published research on the second very large eruption at Yellowstone, this was definitely the best video on Yellowstone that I've watched. I like that you mentioned that the majority of eruptions at Yellowstone are very small explosive/effusive events, rather than cataclysms.
@esecallum4 жыл бұрын
WHY NOT JUST LANCE THE BOIL? You can easily avert the explosion . SIMPLY DRILL ABOUT 100 OIL PIPELINES IN THE UPPER AREA ABOVE THE CALDERA AND BLEED OF THE HIGH PRESSURE GASES. THIS IS CALLED LANCING THE BOIL. USING VALVES YOU CAN CONTROL THE PRESSURE REDUCTION . YOU CAN ALSO DIVERT THE HOT GASES FOR ENERGY PRODUCTION FOR THE WHOLE OF AMERICA. I JUST SAVED AMERICA. THIS IDEA IS COPYRIGHTED.
@penelope-oe2vr2 жыл бұрын
Is the above commenter idea even feasible ?
@deviricx9832 жыл бұрын
No, it’s a troll
@friendsofthegerund7693 Жыл бұрын
Misplaced modifier: "As a geochemist ... this". You said that "this" was a geochemist, you didn't say that YOU were a geochemist. Minus 1 point. Uphold the Friends of the Gerund!
@Michelle-tr5sq Жыл бұрын
Bruce Willis 😅
@xanmontes87154 жыл бұрын
The voice of Knowledge: "... a secret place in Idaho with candy-floss trees..." Me: He knows too much...
@thepilotist72974 жыл бұрын
*Watching in 2019*: “oh that would be really scary but probably not going to happen.” *Watching in 2020*: “oh no...”
@rogerparker67714 жыл бұрын
Lmao..that's why I'm here👀👀🤦♂️
@Talmid.of.Mashiah4 жыл бұрын
This was uploaded in 2020.
@9nxt4 жыл бұрын
I had by bets on aliens for June but no bingo :/
@PostalPatriot5564 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why you would’ve thought it wouldn’t happen. It’s way over due and literally a ticking time bomb.
@TheBOOTYSWEAT1074 жыл бұрын
@@PostalPatriot556 did you even watch the video? Lmao
@resileaf95014 жыл бұрын
Let's distract ourselves from our impending doom by watching a video about our impending doom. Brilliant. :D
@ericagrant62604 жыл бұрын
😀
@ernestimken69694 жыл бұрын
Why would humanity contemplate impending doom? Have we done anything so bad to warrant annailation? The answer is yes. The first extinction wasn't by asteroid, but by water. A worldwide flood was the reason for that. It was mass murder to the point of self- extinction. (Genesis 4:23,24) The Creator rescued that generation through one good man and his family along with two of every species He brought them through that flood in a giant wood box called Noah's Ark. Today humanity is working toward self-extinction again. For many years we have established legalized murder. Abortion has caused death to over 100 million children worldwide along with recent reports of 21 million people dead in the PRC from CV19. However, there will be good people rescued again by the millions. (1&2 Thessalonians, but particularly 2 Th.4:16-18).
@rayzorrayzor90004 жыл бұрын
You shouldn’t believe all you read in books m8 , chilax 😂😂😂
@krazi774 жыл бұрын
@Jeff Stevens can't the eruption be postponed for a few days, I'm going on vacation!
@pewds_hostage4 жыл бұрын
Ernest Imken what belief is this
@michaelsuerth14484 жыл бұрын
Simon, I would very much enjoy you doing a show on "floating rescue stations". These were used by both the English and the Germans during WW 2. They were to help save lives of downed pilots and seaman who had survived having their ships sunk. Other names for these floating stations are "Ocean Hostels", "Horton's Boyan", "Sea Rescue Bouyans", "Lobster Pots", and "Sea Shanties". Until today, I myself did not know they had ever existed. I would like you to pass along another "learn something new every day". Just as your videos have taught me many new things almost daily. tyvm for your time.
@robyndaniell4344 жыл бұрын
"Three hundred geezers..." Hmmm, North American Geezer Society convention, sounds about right.
@rickardrakkoon25004 жыл бұрын
He mispronounces alot of words trying to sound "smart"
@chendaforest4 жыл бұрын
@@rickardrakkoon2500 Its just his accent.
@LannasMissingLink4 жыл бұрын
@@chendaforest yeah his accent comes from English people trying to sound smarter. The accent is called "the queen's english"
@franciscodanconia43244 жыл бұрын
The British talk funny
@lehampton14 жыл бұрын
The Showshown Indians knew about those old geezers.
@cherrymeg60214 жыл бұрын
omg when Simon basically said “don’t run, pick a god and pray” I LOST it
@That_Guy_Ty4 жыл бұрын
Major woody Yellowstone won’t touch you, but all the lava, ash, pyroclastic flow, explosions of the ground, ECT... is sure as shit going to get you
@arrowdynamlc4 жыл бұрын
@Major woody I'm sure for me, dying in lava will be good practice for burning in hell. oh wait it's a fairytale
@jeannettelatour90894 жыл бұрын
This is a truth. God said when the earth shakes, don't run like the hea than.stand & praise the Lord, He will save us.
@jeannettelatour90894 жыл бұрын
Magna is on the move everywhere.
@martinhristov36704 жыл бұрын
@@jeannettelatour9089 lmao if he cared about us he wouldn't have blown up the volcano to begin with
@GeoRyukaiser3 жыл бұрын
As an Australian all I hear is 'cooler temperatures' and 'more rain' and I can think is; so the Yellowstone Super Eruption could lead to an Australian Golden Age?
@c0nc3ntr8d63 жыл бұрын
Probably the best place to be if Yellowstone blows. Atmosphere would still be impacted though.
@rodneyk69133 жыл бұрын
Australia is already living a golden age. We just don't tell anyone. 🇦🇺
@johannageisel53903 жыл бұрын
As somebody living in the east of Germany: I hear you! A decade of rainfall is what we need to regenerate our ground water.
@Xavier73923 жыл бұрын
@@johannageisel5390 poor choice of words... hope everything's ok.
@johannageisel53903 жыл бұрын
@@Xavier7392 "Poor choice of words"? I'm afraid I do not know what you mean. I just wanted to report that it's not only Australia and the West of North America that's suffering from drought.
@ChungusTheHumongous4 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of a meme I saw the other day: your chances of being killed by a cat are low but never zero
@sarasmr42784 жыл бұрын
Cows kill more people than sharks. Which makes sense since you don't see cows in the ocean very often. (But really, they do.)
@josephmclennan12294 жыл бұрын
I have owned a few cows , true statement , you have to keep an eye on them.
@danielrodriguez2484 жыл бұрын
@@josephmclennan1229 that is a smart mooove
@makinbacon56354 жыл бұрын
How does a cow kill somebody? I'm genuinely curious and i dont want to google it
@valiroime4 жыл бұрын
@Sasha Kazmar: Your chances of being killed _by pretty much anything_ is low but not zero.
@mybackhurts70204 жыл бұрын
Simon you weren’t supposed to tell them about the candy forest
@korgothkillings20324 жыл бұрын
I heard him say candy forest. Where is this.
@joshmiller78704 жыл бұрын
@@korgothkillings2032 It is next to Big Rock Candy Mountain of course XD.
@StrangeScaryNewEngland4 жыл бұрын
@@joshmiller7870 Yup. There's a lake of stew and of whiskey, too. You can paddle all around it and a big canoe
@joshmiller78704 жыл бұрын
@@StrangeScaryNewEngland LOL
@robinderoos11664 жыл бұрын
@@joshmiller7870 lets go to candy mountain Charlie!
@bbthing684 жыл бұрын
My grandfather ran a cattle ranch until he passed away. It was located in southeastern Wyoming. But he was also involved with rural electrification and had a chance to travel also. He used to tell me that “Yellowstone was full of oddities, while Yosemite was the prettiest place he ever visited.”
@marcorodrigues83032 жыл бұрын
Você acha que eu sou Thet em Yellowstone 🌋 ele vem Adormecido há 6040 milhões de anos ele quer despertar . porque não já passou da Hora né #
@jaredphillips70682 жыл бұрын
.Have you ever been to Yosemite? He's right
@jamesaritchie1 Жыл бұрын
Honestly, I feel much safer in Yellowstone than in Yosemite. I doubt there's another mountain range on earth that has no many rocksli9des, rock falls, and even large chunks of mountains breaking loose. I have no doubt that most of the people who have gone missing out there an dover the decades are buried under a whole lot of rock.
@hollywoodusmcboss88674 жыл бұрын
Having lived through mt.st.helens covered in over 3ft of ash thinking nuclear warheads had hit the west coast and never seeing any loved ones again...what a experience for a 17 year old
@godisincontrolamerica9724 жыл бұрын
God bless you...you've already suffered enough.
@dieseljohnsnow53714 жыл бұрын
Made a Fortune cleaning peoples gutters, cars, windows, siding. Vacuums useless. H2O only way. Remember Mt. Hood rumbled long time. Suddenly switched to St. Helens. Quicker it blew.
@chrisvickers79284 жыл бұрын
I visited Yellowstone with my parents in the summer of 1959. I have vivid memories of the smells of the paint pots, the height of the geysers. The last campground we stayed in was called West Thumb. Two weeks after we left Yellowstone a large earthquake left a fault with over a metre of throw in West Thumb campground. I remember hearing the reports of that too.
@sirvulcan57384 жыл бұрын
Tambora: "HA, did you hear him? He said that I'm the biggest volcanic eruption in human history! Yes!" Toba: "Challenge me."
@jimmyjack18964 жыл бұрын
The odds of Yellowstone erupting in many years are about 0.00014%. 2020: Hold my beer...
@Fizz-Pop4 жыл бұрын
Never tell me the odds!
@sylviarohge42044 жыл бұрын
A potentially better candidate would be Lazufre. It is a geologically highly active zone with an area of ~ 1750km² which is raised by 3 cm annually. It is not yet certain that this is a super volcano, because due to the height and remote location, there has so far been little research on it. However, the rise in soil and the seismic activity suggest that it could be a super volcano. He is also much more active than, for example. Yellowstone.
@Tfin4 жыл бұрын
But odds are pretty good for a huge asteroid. Could we maybe drop Chicxulub on Yellowstone in the next week or two? It'd solve SO many problems!
@ModemMT4 жыл бұрын
You can’t put “odds” on when a volcano erupts. Yellowstone has always been geologically active, throughout human history. I doubt it will erupt for thousands or maybe even millions of year
@ankyfire4 жыл бұрын
There are many worrisome volcanoes. Like Fuji for example. And many we think are extinct - like we thought Pinatubo was in 1992
@AlDano4 жыл бұрын
"This would suck for campers.. " 😆
@benitosanchez60004 жыл бұрын
Especially those downwind...whew!.....
@caretakerrr1234 жыл бұрын
take that modern warfare
@jppitman14 жыл бұрын
Yup, that area is constantly changing. My Mother, who grew up 1930`s Wyoming, said that while visiting Yellowstone she was able to walk or crawl part way into an extinct geyser tube. There is a reason why there are summer traffic jams there; it`s similar to the Grand Canyon in the sense that little to nothing like it exists elsewhere in the world. Out of titanic tectonic dynamic forces arise titanic beauty and wonder. We truly marvel at such grandeur.
@brycechristensen22964 жыл бұрын
You mentioned how the hotspot moved across southern Idaho, but it would have been very helpful to see a graphical illustration of that. A map of the major eruption sites and corresponding timeline. I've seen things like that and they are fascinating. I grew up amid the ancient lava flows in east Idaho and I'm still learning about how it was all formed. There are multiple extinct calderas along the Snake River that trace back to the migrating hotspot (plate movement).
@Rick1984FL4 жыл бұрын
No mention of island park or Henrys lake calderas, or how there’re only a few areas in Yellowstone where the walls of the current caldera is clearly visible
@FlyingTigress3 жыл бұрын
Craters of the Moon.
@travisburton29483 жыл бұрын
Just look at the snake river gorge on a topo or satellite map, basically where an eraser wiped away a section of rockies.
@hgrihdrhbvgguggguhvv80162 жыл бұрын
I live in Boise so I’ve been to all the eruption sites
@carltanner90652 жыл бұрын
@@travisburton2948, exactly. The Snake River Volcanic Province. Basically, a scar in the landscape burnt into it like a blowtorch melting metal plate. There's been a series of supervolcanoes formed in the area over the last 45 million years. Each one of them appearing progressively further to the ENE of the previous one. Now, we're under Yellowstone and it's still moving in the general direction on the ENE. It may go quiet once it moves under the Rockies proper, but then again it may break through in the weak spots. Who's to say.
@OAleathaO4 жыл бұрын
6:08 - "But even its two smaller super-eruptions were still what we call, 'pretty damn big.' " Sheesh...I didn't know there were going to be confusing technical terms used in this video. lol
@franl1554 жыл бұрын
One of them caused a 60-mile length of mountain chain to collapse. I'd call that pretty damn big :-p
@notme2day3 жыл бұрын
Those confusing tech terms are so most Americans can grasp the concept .. you know ..thanks to the "pretty damn bad" failing educational system here 😃
@rogerturner38473 жыл бұрын
Suppose cascadia quake hits a 12 or so and pops the top on Yellowstone and st hellen all at once thus half of America destroyed in a few hours talk about biblical happenings this could happen
@FreedomTalkMedia3 жыл бұрын
@@notme2day The education system isn't failing. It's accomplishing exactly what it set out to accomplish.
@harvbegal68683 жыл бұрын
The three known times that a super eruption had occurred, each one has been smaller than the last, with the last one being a very large lava flow. According to USGS: The rhyolite magma chamber beneath Yellowstone is only 5-15% molten (the rest is solidified but still hot), so it is unclear if there is even enough magma beneath the caldera to feed an eruption.
@6000hall2 жыл бұрын
Spoiler; it doesn't. This is one of the first things you learn in college level geology classes as someone brings up the myth that yellowstone will be the death of us
@ima73332 жыл бұрын
@@6000hall toba would likely to kill most of us before yellowstone. By us i mean me & my indonesian neighbors along w/ singapore and malaysia.
@RangerMcFriendly2 жыл бұрын
Correct. It will be a pretty eruption of lava though at Norris Geyser Basin, where the molten magma is just a few miles under your feet. I remember the two summers I worked there people would walk off the boardwalk (ignoring the signs saying not to) and their shoes would MELT. The ground can get extremely hot in places.
@alinac5512 Жыл бұрын
@@ima7333 my money is on one of the 2 big faults (St Andreas and Cascadia) for the next disaster coming to NA.
@MeesterJ Жыл бұрын
Campi Flegrei in Italy anyone?
@ravenlord44 жыл бұрын
Pandemic: Stay at home. Super Volcano: Run like hell. Mother Nature: OK humans, you're so smart? Super Volcano during Pandemic. Checkmate.
@FuckGoogle24 жыл бұрын
On the bright side we've found a cure to the pandemic.
@motherreaper72874 жыл бұрын
@Coal Dust XIII Pretty sure death cures stupidity if folks are drinking bleach.
@motherreaper72874 жыл бұрын
There's a great song by Hypnogaja called Kill the Humans, I think it would fit this scenario.
@1979hellcat4 жыл бұрын
raven lord 😂😂 can we add an asteroid to make extra damn sure?!
@JoseTorres-dl3kh4 жыл бұрын
Go up
@icecell4 жыл бұрын
The way he pronounces geysers makes me think of old geezers.
@CrazyBear654 жыл бұрын
\m/ GZR \m/
@Zombeegun4 жыл бұрын
same here lol
@Tfin4 жыл бұрын
There were 300 old people in Yellowstone that day.
@jphilb4 жыл бұрын
He has been told. I think he is now doing it on purpose.
@shebbs14 жыл бұрын
Funny how you Americans think your mispronunciations are actually correct. Your ways might be fine in the land of corn syrup, guns and grits, but "American English" is rather quaint to we Brits, oh and wrong.
@CecexVolume4 жыл бұрын
I love hearing about the science of the Yellowstone super volcano, but-as you alluded to-most documentaries talk about the possibility of a super eruption like it’s going to happen and my anxiety can’t take it. Thank you for this wonderfully informative yet non-threatening explanation. It’s my new favorite video on this entire platform.
@andersjjensen3 жыл бұрын
Even Tambora gave ample warning signs for a couple of years before it blew it's top off. I don't know what these crackpots are going on about. Volcanos are not made out of TNT that can just suddenly detonate for no particular reason. What ultimately makes them dangerous is the pressure build-up. Volcanic activity that follow earth quakes are much more tame. The earth cracks, and look, magma starts flowing up. And this is what is most likely to happen to Yellowstone. There are already many fault lines reaching almost all the way to the magma chamber, and since more than half of it is under the mountains now, any pressure build-up is likely to just cause an earth quake that opens a channel to the vicinity of the main chamber... going to suck hard for the plants and animals in the main basin, as that's the easiest way out...
@MangaArtistify4 жыл бұрын
Everyone in 2012: OMG the world's gonna end! The Mayan's predicted it! 😱 The Dyslexic Mayan who meant to write 2021: 👁👄👁
@freedomrider2664 жыл бұрын
A dyslexic would have written it as 2102.....You've still got some time there dear Ashley...
@xjunkxyrdxdog894 жыл бұрын
@@freedomrider266 dyslexia doesn't just mean mirroring the word. Most people with dyslexia reverse pairs of letters. They dont just straight up write full words backwards.
@erikho69364 жыл бұрын
@@xjunkxyrdxdog89 so... 2120?
@NukelearFallout4 жыл бұрын
@@erikho6936 Or 2021, you imbecile. Nice job missing his point entirely.
@jfr76944 жыл бұрын
I worked with a couple people who went home that night thinking we wouldn't b back the next day
@johnslaughter54754 жыл бұрын
I lived in Spokane, WA when Mount St. Helens blew its top. this is about 250 miles as the ash flies. We got about 3" of ash. Clean up was a pain. Not because it was heavy, because it was so light. Try sweeping it and it billowed into the air. The fire department loaned out hoses that we could hook up to fire hydrants. The sludge this created was even harder to move even with a fire hose. We had to quit this when it was found how much the storm drains were clogging up. People who drove a lot were to find another problem. In just a month the fine ash would put the equivalent of 100,000 miles of wear on the engines. I never wore a mask although a lot of people did. I had a chest x-ray 3 years ago to check for mesothelioma. My lungs are completely clear. So, even if the ash was in my lungs then, it isn't now.
@johannageisel53903 жыл бұрын
They should have kept all the ash to make Roman cement from. Free building material for ages!
@rose66894 жыл бұрын
I'm ready! I've got a nice lawn chair and a significant amount of whiskey. However, I'm not getting my hopes up. December 22, 2012 welcomed in the most epic hangover I've ever had...
@angelachouinard45814 жыл бұрын
Whenever Simon covers these science geeky locations all I can think of is how much more I'd have enjoyed school if he was the teacher. For that matter, that applies to all his channels, regardless of topic.
@Greye134 жыл бұрын
I agree, Simon would make a fantastic teacher.
@harrisonrawlinson56504 жыл бұрын
Angela Chouinard if Simon was all of my tutors at college, I would have gone to University for sure, but my actual tutors temporarily killed my enthusiasm for subjects I’d loved for years
@UnchainedAmerica4 жыл бұрын
he IS a teacher to all of us...for free!
@SharpWits20134 жыл бұрын
I still remember Math Class where the teacher always said "You won't always have a calculator with you. You need to learn how to do math for yourself." Me: Hey Google, what's 2+2? Google: I wouldn't know as I'm too busy being in your pocket 24/7.
@warbunny132034 жыл бұрын
yes, schools now a days don't actually "educate" students like they use to.....fyi i graduated in 91 so i missed out on the "proficiency test" scam🤔🤔😞😞😞😞🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸
@billiondollardan4 жыл бұрын
Show show knee The name "Shoshone" comes from Sosoni, a Shoshone word for high-growing grasses
@kingjellybean97954 жыл бұрын
Thank you lol saved me from going indepth on that
@TheVossmic4 жыл бұрын
I live in shoshone county idaho we say the same way he did, there are three different tribes of shoshone
@MaxBrix4 жыл бұрын
@Jeff Oliver Geezers probably checkin out the geysers.
@blacquejacqueshellaque63734 жыл бұрын
@Jeff Oliver Yeah, that one hurt my ears
@MpowerdAPE4 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I think he does it on purpose....
@1WillyK4 жыл бұрын
I hate to be a grammar nazi but Shoshone is prounounced, "show show knee".
@Briggsby4 жыл бұрын
I was wondering if someone was gonna point that out.
@ZER0ZER0SE7EN4 жыл бұрын
The "Showsown" live among the "geesuhs".
@manderzzz87024 жыл бұрын
**shuh-show-nee. We’re all a bit of a grammar cop lol
@StyxRiverGynoid4 жыл бұрын
Not to be nitpicky, but I think you meant you hate to be a linguistic coach ....
@georgemcintyre35084 жыл бұрын
@@StyxRiverGynoid cunning linguistic skills
@spectreshadow4 жыл бұрын
The perfect sendoff to the shitstorm that is 2020 is for yellowstone to explode on december 31st.
@Erin-Thor4 жыл бұрын
Nah, November 2nd on Election Day. LOL! It would be BIBLICAL! 🤪
@chronosschiron4 жыл бұрын
@@Erin-Thor then have tobo re-erupt and thats about it for most of humanity
@thedude46724 жыл бұрын
If Trump gets reelected, I welcome the supervolcano apocalypse. It will surely be better than four more years of that nimrod in the White House.
@Erin-Thor4 жыл бұрын
HiPlainsDrifter - Sadly you’re correct, no amount of crimes, ineptitude or lack of character is an issue for Republicans. Why is that? Republicans used to be the Christian party just four short years ago, now you have zero principals or integrity. When did you abandon your faith and start worshiping -satin- Satan?
@Interrobang2124 жыл бұрын
@@Erin-Thor I too worship soft Satin fabrics.
@amandamahony25614 жыл бұрын
I so appreciate that, despite your accent and non-native status, you say Oregon more correctly than most Americans East of the Rockies. Bravo!!!
@Nanno003 жыл бұрын
This is probably my 5th video of yours and I have to say I absolutely love them! Thank you so much for making them!
@Niponnai4 жыл бұрын
Could you do one on Taupo. I’m a New Zealander and we here always feel sad when we get left out of things
@aussieginger19604 жыл бұрын
I'm Australian I can sympathise.
@SageWhite-Rose4 жыл бұрын
i agree. I live in Colorado, so the thought of Yellowstone is very scary. But, I would like to learn more about other supervolcanos in other places.
@BrandonEC4 жыл бұрын
At least you’re left out of Covid?
@riserevelation84714 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget the one in Italy
@aporcelaingirl4 жыл бұрын
@@riserevelation8471 Yeah, you think Vesuvius is bad? Try the under the entire Bay of Naples called The Phlegraean Fields (Italian: Campi Flegrei). There's also Santorini (or Thera/Thira) in Greece.
@billbillinger21174 жыл бұрын
Coronachan: Look upon my works and despair Yelowstone Caldera: I'm gunna do what's called a pro-gamer move.
@chrisrice35374 жыл бұрын
Boardwipe🤣
@dieseljohnsnow53714 жыл бұрын
F Disk - to Blackscreen in Warp Speed
@Dutchman-20023 жыл бұрын
Calderachan
@peterjamesfoote39643 жыл бұрын
I watched this about a year ago and again tonight because I was anxious and wanted to put my anxieties into perspective. It worked! Thanks Simon.
@richardbarry045534 жыл бұрын
I find it absolutely amazing that after 4.6 BILLION years of existing this planet still contains such tremendous energy inside
@DeadlyDanDaMan4 жыл бұрын
If it didn't, we wouldn't be here.
@allanmeyer58704 жыл бұрын
@@bobdol8398 Actually the dominant source of internal heating of the Earth is the decay of the unstable atomic nuclei of radioactive isotopes.
@stevenschnepp5763 жыл бұрын
@@bobdol8398 It's finite. Not by anything resembling the scale of multicellular life, of course, but finite nonetheless.
@smolfry34382 жыл бұрын
But the people that lives inside the planet, not so much
@MAGGOT_VOMIT Жыл бұрын
That's because it isn't. The mentally-devolved Evo-Bang-Bangs constantly utter "Millions or Billions of YAYERRRRRS AGOOOOO!!" which simply means, "We have no idea". 🤣
@erikagomez3524 жыл бұрын
I love the history of Yellowstone. It was one of the first topics I learned about in college. So many historical figures and so many amazing stories. You really should do a series, no one has ever done it. I would watch the hell out of it! Even it’s ghost stories are amazing.
@marydesmond9595 Жыл бұрын
leave the ghost stories for the 'History' Channel.
@bjhtubewwd3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for making this videos. Really top notch and thoroughly entertaining. And excellent writing. Keep it up. I look forward to each one.
@aceofarrows4 жыл бұрын
I can only imagine this is what happened: Simon: "Writing team, everybody's concerned about the coronavirus. How do we distract them?" Writing Team: "Let's do a Geographics episode where we remind everyone there's a supervolcano beneath Yellowstone." Simon: "That's kinda cruel. ...But still brilliant all the same. Bring me the script when it's ready."
@Babarudra4 жыл бұрын
... it can always be worse.
@shanehaney60404 жыл бұрын
I can only imagine how this video would go if Simon treated every channel like Business Blaze...
@resileaf95014 жыл бұрын
Let's distract ourselves from our impending doom by watching a video about our impending doom. Brilliant. :D
@lostbutfreesoul4 жыл бұрын
@@resileaf9501 , Hey... it works!
@flatplant4 жыл бұрын
And if you live in the Western Cordillera of North America we also have the inevitable "big one" earthquake which is apparently way overdue to happen anytime now
@StephanLiebenberg4 жыл бұрын
All we need now is a large asteroid headed straight for Yellowstone
@sebastiansandhu46954 жыл бұрын
I feel giddy at the thought
@AdstarAPAD4 жыл бұрын
Yeah.. punching straight through the crust and triggering an instantaneous release of all the magma in one huge burst..
@gumunduringigumundsson93444 жыл бұрын
Can we build prisons there and tell them they can build GEOTHERMAL plants to cool it and buy time.. motivation 4tw. 🎵🎁🐔
@gumunduringigumundsson93444 жыл бұрын
@@AdstarAPAD we could just paint one side of the asteroid white cuz we can see them.. thanks to NASA nerds.
@jaymondy4 жыл бұрын
2020 Goals.
@helgaformo20544 жыл бұрын
"Never Tell Me the Odds." - Confucious -
@prepperjonpnw64823 жыл бұрын
And Han Solo lol
@Pak6714 жыл бұрын
I live in Taupo, that photo shown is the view from my kitchen window. The caldera was formed around 26,000 years ago during the 'Oruanui Eruption' and last massive eruption (the biggest one) was 1800 years ago known as the Taupo Eruption.
@godisincontrolamerica9724 жыл бұрын
God bless you!
@zaxarispetixos87284 жыл бұрын
Yellowstone has a 0.000014% chance of erupting. 2020: Hold my corona...
@Senjinone4 жыл бұрын
You win.
@gustavodelacruz6464 жыл бұрын
We gunna die fam bet
@chrisparker21184 жыл бұрын
Magnetic field reversal: I'm gonna destroys this mans whole career.
@AvoidTheCadaver4 жыл бұрын
MA MA MA myyyy corona
@exospaceman82094 жыл бұрын
So who is the worst meme? Hold my beer: hold my beer
@dwwest81683 жыл бұрын
I live in Wyoming, if Yellowstone goes up, I'm cracking open a beer, put on the sun glasses, and watching.
@starscream5484 жыл бұрын
"All old testament on America's ass" Simon Whistler 2020
@Korschtal4 жыл бұрын
There really should be a warning on these videos not to drink tea while watching them: I nearly sprayed the keyboard.
@jamesfry89834 жыл бұрын
I want that as a poster or t-shirt
@debbiekerr39894 жыл бұрын
@@Korschtal Or any beverage actually.
@debbiekerr39894 жыл бұрын
@@jamesfry8983I'd like that as well.
@AtarahDerek4 жыл бұрын
He already is, I think.
@elenaryan3414 жыл бұрын
As someone who lives in Utah and has heard all their life that there is a good chance we will all die from a Yellowstone explosions this was very reassuring
@skimaskedabi4 жыл бұрын
I grew up in utah and heard that too. Weird they teach you about that there lmao
@mistybenjamin90094 жыл бұрын
I'm in Utah now, but even if I moved back to Colorado, I'd still be screwed.
@LolUGotBusted3 жыл бұрын
So... I guess you guys haven't heard of Wah Wah Springs? You're sitting on a super volcano 30 times larger than Yellowstone. Sleep tight!
@the_once-and-future_king.3 жыл бұрын
But won't the famous magic underwear protect Utah?
@elizabethannegrey62854 жыл бұрын
My word, Simon’s enthusiasm for disaster is difficult to beat as he regales the listener with tales of dire catastrophe. His glee is almost palpable as he gets stuck into the geologic record of magma chambers, ash clouds, and toxic fumes. Anyone for a vacation in Yellowstone?
@john17033 жыл бұрын
Yes please. A quick death would be better than survival. Rather like all out nuclear war.
@stevenschnepp5763 жыл бұрын
@@john1703 I imagine that depends on the amount of hours you've spent playing Fallout.
@Erewhon2024 Жыл бұрын
At least when you visit, you get to see some very weird and beautiful sites (& can drive south to the Grand Tetons, which aren't weird but are still very scenic). If Yellowstone blows supervolcano style, you'll die in most of western North America whether you visit or not. The entire world would have a bit of a volcanic winter (the 19th century "year without a summer" was due to a smaller eruption). Might as well make some memories while you may.
@mariakobets75574 жыл бұрын
In geology class we calculated how screwed we would be if it exploded. Answer: Extremely.
@twotone34714 жыл бұрын
Hope you get to visit Ashfall Fossil beds State park in Nebraska some day. Yellowstone was In Idaho when it destroyed the whole Ecosystem and preserved it in fine ash there. The park built a building over the dig site, preserving a whole herd of Camels, and other animals where they died.
@mariakobets75574 жыл бұрын
@@twotone3471 Very cool. Adding to my bucket list.
@marceymanning90594 жыл бұрын
Thanks. Added to my places to see.
@TheWolfsnack4 жыл бұрын
Indeed....I just checked....I live within 750 kilometres of the place
@aj-ig6mg4 жыл бұрын
@@twotone3471 Ashfall is only about 100 miles from where I live and have been there a few times. Awesome look into the past as well as scary to think about being covered in ash. We go up to royal a couple times every year to do some trout fishing in the creek nearby.
@astrobug92544 жыл бұрын
Geographics: "It'll most likely not erupt." 2020: *"You challenging me?"*
@tarahill21934 жыл бұрын
Unsicnkable. Titanknic to
@franl1554 жыл бұрын
The odds of Yellowstone erupting are exactly 100% - someday.
@mynameisjoejeans Жыл бұрын
Describing the devastating effects of a super volcano on the climate as “a decade where every day is like a wet November in northern England.” is so terrifyingly accurate hahaha
@spacecatboy29624 жыл бұрын
simon can say it wont erupt in our life, but i am still stocking up on toilet paper just in case
@patriotsrebelsrogues73324 жыл бұрын
knock that shit of .........damn hoarders lol
@jeannettelatour90894 жыл бұрын
Funny.
@politicallycorrectredskin7964 жыл бұрын
Personally I think the world's population should be divided up and given a hemisphere each: people who hoard toilet paper to the western hemisphere. People who hoard baked beans and ammo to the Eastern. Clearly we have nothing in common anyway.
@patriotsrebelsrogues73324 жыл бұрын
@@politicallycorrectredskin796 it is kinda funny that they are asscenteric like that huh?
@praywatch4 жыл бұрын
Toilet paper and face masks 😝
@Eliphas_Leary4 жыл бұрын
We need to learn more about that place in Idaho with candyfloss trees, please.
@ntmetroid4 жыл бұрын
As someone who lives in Michigan, roughly 1000 miles as the crow flies from Yellowstone, its insane to think of the distance the effects would travel. And the effects it would have on the Great Lakes would be catastrophic.
@clairematsunaga16484 жыл бұрын
Yellowstone- extremely unlikely- sign of relief Cascadia- 1 in 3 chance- I may never sleep again
@prepperjonpnw64823 жыл бұрын
Lol I live within the reach of both disasters lol What’s next Biden gets reelected? lol
@nonnaurbisness30133 жыл бұрын
Just go to a different source and get different odds.
@radicaldradcliffe42013 жыл бұрын
@@prepperjonpnw6482 and trump supporters accused democrats of having derangement syndrome 🤔
@siv99394 жыл бұрын
You should do a video on Ta Prohm, the Cambodian temple with the tree roots growing all over it.
@ankyfire4 жыл бұрын
siv9939 def not enough interesting about one temple. The whole Angkor, sure.
@karensilver88533 жыл бұрын
I was in Northwestern Wyoming about 20 years ago. The geologic history that makes it dangerous makes it awesomely beautiful.
@jeannes41534 жыл бұрын
We have always been told volcanoes form over thousands and thousands of years BUT my mother had a huge book collection of bound magazine articles from the 1800's from her dad and there was a story of a Mexican farmer who was trying to till his field but the land started rising rapidly. Overnight it became a huge hill. Within a week it was a full blown volcano and erupted causing terrible damage. I think sometimes a natural disaster can crop up unexpectedly practically over night, and yes sometimes it is over the course of a long time.
@EuroYank4 жыл бұрын
Monte Nuovo in Italy went from a flat plain to a 400' tall mountain in 7 days.
@seiyuokamihimura50824 жыл бұрын
Was it paricutin?
@jeannes41534 жыл бұрын
@@seiyuokamihimura5082 That seems to be almost the same scenario yet the book I read it out of was published in the mid to late 1800's and that volcano erupted after only one week and not several years. They surely had easy to obtain photographs in 1943 and in 1952 when paricutin erupted. The articles of the book of combined magazines had no photos only drawings, and lots of them. It was an extremely old old book belonging to my grandfather, and then my mother.
@archlich44893 жыл бұрын
Catastrophism is out of fashion. Catastrophic things do happen though!
@thelonlypanda13 жыл бұрын
@@EuroYank more like a volcanic hill. I don't think you can say something that's 400 feet tall a mountain
@starsoffyre4 жыл бұрын
I was planning a visit to Yellowstone in June, but because of the pandemic I had to cancel my trip. I practically live on the other side of the globe, which means it would take me more than a day of flying to get there. Hopefully I'll get the chance someday
@BlokenArrow4 жыл бұрын
Maybe Yellowstone will visit you soon...
@wuodanstrasse56313 жыл бұрын
Where are you now, Sir?
@starsoffyre3 жыл бұрын
@@wuodanstrasse5631 I'm in Singapore
@crgturner20102 жыл бұрын
@@BlokenArrow Im. 😮❤😂🎉
@ignitionfrn22234 жыл бұрын
1:40 - Chapter 1 - The exploding earth 6:00 - Chapter 2 - The great eruptions 9:00 - Mid roll ads 10:30 - Chapter 3 - The invisible volcano 15:00 - Chapter 4 - The volcano made visible 18:45 - Chapter 5 - The world on fire
@qpSubZeroqp3 жыл бұрын
You need more like and comments to bump it up higher
@r.ianuhh7 ай бұрын
i was looking for you!
@kurtpryor63344 жыл бұрын
Wait, there is a place in Idaho with candy-floss trees? As an Idahoan I NEED to know where this is.
@SRW_4 жыл бұрын
Kurt Pryor The Lorax has entered the chat I speak for the trees....
@Prosper_Dean4 жыл бұрын
Same man
@lilydunnle83934 жыл бұрын
They're around Idaho Falls ;3
@AlexKS19924 жыл бұрын
I live in Shelley which is outside of Idaho Falls.
@stvdagger80744 жыл бұрын
Go to the Big Rock Candy Mountain and turn North, once you cross the river of chocolate you should see the candy-floss trees.
@phoenixsixxrising4 жыл бұрын
lol "the 300 geezers in Yellowstone..."
@SRW_4 жыл бұрын
Aaron Queen Ehhh where’s my health care you whippersnapper!!
@chronosschiron4 жыл бұрын
@@SRW_ sorry we made cuts to your health care ....but we got a lovely park
@jeremyturner28734 жыл бұрын
@@SRW_ "You kept saying Socialism was evil, so we cancelled your Medicare and Social Security."
@matildagreene17444 жыл бұрын
Lots of geezers in that area ...Careful, they have canes and walking sticks
@davidwevans41324 жыл бұрын
@@jeremyturner2873 Yes, but Medicare & Social Security are not Socialism. They had money taken out of their paychecks specifically for these two programs, so they would have them when they retired. These two programs are not funded by Payroll Taxes that everybody pays into! If you are self-employed, you don't have to pay into them. Just payroll tax. But then, you cannot withdraw from them either!
@jasoncates31328 ай бұрын
My only quibble with this video is that he says that the hour spot under Yellowstone waited until it got under a "thin bit" before it began is eruptions. The Yellowstone hot spot had been spring for millions of years prior to its current Yellowstone era. You can track super eruptions from Yellowstone back across Idaho and Oregon, and even out into the pacific.
@rorrodeh4 жыл бұрын
me: *sees pyroclastic flow barreling towards me* "Hello darkness my old friend..."
@kasnitch4 жыл бұрын
Avatar of fire is a mofo .
@fuhq51214 жыл бұрын
I'd have to start choking the ol chicken so everyone would know it was me.
@vexile124 жыл бұрын
Thats if you're lucky... the leidenfrost effect could really screw us over
@SupersuMC4 жыл бұрын
"You don't run from a pyroclastic flow, you don't hide from a pyroclastic flow, you _die_ in a pyroclastic flow." - A volcanologist
@patriotsrebelsrogues73324 жыл бұрын
lmfao thank you now i have no choice but listen to simon and garfunkle bastard lol
@Erik-rp1hi4 жыл бұрын
Something tells me the USA is the biggest market for Simon's channels.
@GaryR554 жыл бұрын
It's because we have the biggest looming apocalyptic disasters, and more of them.
@bailyslife99234 жыл бұрын
It may be that just have to comment on everything. We really do think we're pretty funny😅
@katherinek27094 жыл бұрын
We're less like to turn off when he pronounces things wrong, and instead run to the comment section.
@zaftred87774 жыл бұрын
Yeah, were a pretty screwed up country which is a real tragedy considering our potential.
@2023-Sucked4 жыл бұрын
@@GaryR55 we’re like Australia but everything that wants to kill you doesn’t give you any warning
@nopartyleftthatsworthit4330 Жыл бұрын
I drive for roughly 10 hours every weekend. This channel and the War and Bio channels have provided me with so much entertainment and knowledge on the boring road......I don't watch...I just listen and drive and laugh and learn.
@Stopthisrightnow5604 жыл бұрын
"... Because trying new things is scary." You... you just get me.
@stvdagger80744 жыл бұрын
"geologists, volcanologists and other people whose jobs ended in 'ologist' studied the Park" - Please confirm whether they included a proctologist.
@Cobreezyy064 жыл бұрын
That’s funny you said that cause immediately after I read that comment he said that phrase and it was followed by the diagram at 17:07 and from a certain point of view (or a perverted mind) can be viewed as magma up some chicks bum
@williamneal72104 жыл бұрын
Yup, Yellowstone needs an enema!
@johndemeritt34604 жыл бұрын
A proctologist is someone they'd send to study the blockage on the banks of the Potomac River at Washington, D.C. .
@alexandriamaguire82244 жыл бұрын
At least it's not a gynecologist.
@greenthumb94064 жыл бұрын
So that’s what the geezers were doing there!
@josephcrowe29083 жыл бұрын
Very well put. Subbed
@BlankTakesTheCake4 жыл бұрын
Wow. That carpet/wood floor analogy is so under-appreciated Thanks for that. It's so hard to explain plate tectonics to some people, this will surely help.
@chasegilmond56374 жыл бұрын
Earthquake Lake nearby in Montana was caused by an earthquake in Yellowstone. It created a large lake in a valley where a bunch of campers we're camping one night and killed a bunch of them. Fascinating place if you're in the area
@krismoore808829 күн бұрын
Love the video. The ponunciations drive me nuts.
@TheYacu4 жыл бұрын
Simon: "The odds of yellowstone erupting in any year are about 0.00014%." 2020: "Oh sweet, now I know what I will do in october!" Simon: "It's actually more likely that another chixulub-sized asteroid will come slamming into earth." 2020: "... and what I will do in november."
@adamd58494 жыл бұрын
Please. December's getting a double strike if 2020 has its way
@judithsmith95824 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣😂
@johnmalcolm31164 жыл бұрын
2021 bring on Cascadia fault will even it out
@kiarash6084 жыл бұрын
And in December, Cthulhu shall rise Just as a little Christmas extra
@davidstrandlien19264 жыл бұрын
In the early 70’d, my father, and mother took us on vacation...Yellowstone was a visiting stop. It is a huge area...just where there were walk paths!
@amphibiousone79722 жыл бұрын
When I think of Yellowstone I think of Ash Fall Nebraska in the United States. It's a paleontological site that you can visit and examine the dig site. It was created when Yellowstone last erupted. The ash fall killed and buried almost every animal and the fossils are preserved in the obviously volcanic ash. It's a great experience.
@LindaGailLamb.08084 жыл бұрын
For an example of how far ash from even a small volcano can spread: I live in central Alberta. After Mt. Saint Helens blew, whenever it rained, there were muddy rain marks on windows and cars.
@kylerees16274 жыл бұрын
Let it explode, it’ll only add to everything going wrong right now 😂
@jacobhuff37484 жыл бұрын
You're a ripe optimist
@amandamahony25614 жыл бұрын
It would definitely track
@Cross_1114 жыл бұрын
With one difference...a volcano is outside human interference This whole virus business could have been caused by ourselves
@Gauntlet12124 жыл бұрын
If everything's so bad, why are you still here?
@overbeb4 жыл бұрын
I’d rather not die due to famine or some roving bands of post apocalyptic gangs and warlords.
@joanfregapane86832 жыл бұрын
Terrific video, Simon. And the humor is much appreciated.
@pakeshde75184 жыл бұрын
300 geezers blowing in the park.. Now thats a creepy headline :).
@indy_go_blue60484 жыл бұрын
Nah. I'll bet that happens in Golden Gate Park all the time.
@-carina-4 жыл бұрын
We used to go there all the time when I lived in Big Sky, Montana. Fun to watch the tourists go up to the wild bears and American Bison in the fields to take photos with them. Natural selection at it's finest.
@phyllisdicks98304 жыл бұрын
To which the tourist with s brain replies: "that's why God created telephoto lenses."
@thedude46724 жыл бұрын
Oh, the tourists are probably just snipe hunting. : )
@Iamthestig420694 жыл бұрын
More like tourist violently stops the flow of traffic to get out and get a shitty iPad photo of a deer
@Kimmer244 жыл бұрын
Phyllis Dicks them snipe are tricky bastards! Better catch em at night with as many bells and pots and pans as possible to scare em out them woods. Hahaha
@markmandel67384 жыл бұрын
Darwin awards
@TheTrekkie12 Жыл бұрын
This was super informative! And yeah a little scary but also like there's something comforting about 'this is a thing that could happen and there is literally NOTHING you could do about it so just hang in there, it wouldn't be the actual end of the world"
@melanie54164 жыл бұрын
As someone who lives in Wyoming, the title alone made me giggle.
@claytongreen96304 жыл бұрын
Sweetwater county here.
@StitchyMe4 жыл бұрын
Grew up next door in southern Montana. Yellowstone's destructive ability is a bedtime story.
@jasonbales99074 жыл бұрын
Park county here
@wyolaskan18684 жыл бұрын
Grew up in Weston County, plenty of friends and family over there in Park!
@Chelsey-Cello4 жыл бұрын
Grew up in Sheridan County and lived in Laramie for years. I'm homesick. Nice to see a fellow Wyomingite on here
@academyofshem4 жыл бұрын
8:11 ...300 geezers? I've seen a lot more old geezers at Yellowstone than that. Lots of old grannys, too.
@gregoryhattenfels78643 жыл бұрын
"The 300 geezers in Yellowstone" sounded like your describing a couple of bus loads of pensioners visiting the National park. Thanks for the constant content , keep it up big fella.
@ferociousgumby3 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one who noticed!
@KeeperOfTheSevenKeys.4 жыл бұрын
Surprised you didn't mention that Yellowstone started with the flood basalt eruption that formed the Columbia River Basalt Group 16.7 million years ago and that the hotspot powering it's periodic super eruptions is just the remnant from the much larger initial eruption. Oh and the Columbia River large igneous province is one of the smaller ones.
@twotone34714 жыл бұрын
Yellowstone's Hotspot is truly ancient, with rocks from the Hotspot dated at 70 million years old in Yukon. Turns out the Yellowstone Hotspot made the kind of Island chain that Hawaii now sits on when it was offshore, leading to many rocks from Yellowstone's hotspot being all over The western side of the Continent (Oregon and north) where pieces of land smashed into North America carried by the subducting Farallon plate.
@SpiralIntoAVoid4 жыл бұрын
Ooh interesting
@megmolkate2 жыл бұрын
I have seen a lot of KZbin videos about geology in Washington State and the Yellowstone hotspot makes frequent appearances. Look up Nick Zentner, he is a central Washington university instructor that makes very good geology videos. They do tend to be longer format but not all.
@kevlarburrito66934 жыл бұрын
Much like the "Ah... to AHHHHHH!" Earthquake scale, we must petition the government to create a new Volcano "*Pop* to ***KABLEWY!***" scale
@beastmaster4154 жыл бұрын
Pfpfpf😂🤣....the Kablewy scale Got my vote dude
@kevlarburrito66934 жыл бұрын
beastmaster415 not to be confused with the “*Pewpew* to BLAM! BLAMBLAM!” Scale used to measure field artillery munitions.
@beastmaster4154 жыл бұрын
@@kevlarburrito6693 completely different scale bro... don't forget ka-POW, and chk-chk BOOM
@kevlarburrito66934 жыл бұрын
@@beastmaster415 The ka-pow - chk chk boom scale is used to measure rooster fights.
@beastmaster4154 жыл бұрын
@@kevlarburrito6693 ahhhh... enlightenment achieved....u have laced my shoes sir👍🏽
@alexpenny94163 жыл бұрын
this 2022 trailer's really informative. good work guys.
@G274Me4 жыл бұрын
If Yellowstone goes, its better to get as close as you can, because the farther away you are, the more suffering you will endure
@dannycowan4579atim3 жыл бұрын
Yeah true if you live within 500miles I'd just run towards it because there's no point in running away...
@WildfoxFabrication3 жыл бұрын
@@dannycowan4579atim me who lives less than 100 miles 😶
@robertnewland8358 Жыл бұрын
When Armageddon happens, I'm moving to Kentucky. They are 20 years behind the rest of the world.
@JABoyle3875 Жыл бұрын
I’m 700 miles away…probably quickly dead anyways.
@G274Me Жыл бұрын
@@JABoyle3875 I think the kill zone is 250 mile radius. At 700 miles, you’ll have feet of hot, fine ground glass ash falling everywhere. Roofs will collapse from the weight and people will slowly choke to death on the ash. Not pretty! Put yourself on the east coast, and you’ll have a nuclear winter. The sun will be obscured for months if not years. Society will complete collapse, with massive starvation, mayhem, rape, murder, and Cannibalism. Truly apocalyptic.
@joshmiller78704 жыл бұрын
Simon says 300 geysers... I see 300 old folk with walkers in my mind.
@trevorj794 жыл бұрын
If you go to Yellowstone, that’s exactly what you’ll see.