Yer Cancelled, Harry ft. Your Narrator & Nikko Ortiz - Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 95

[@unsubscribepodcast]

HI. YALL ARE CUTE. UNLESS YOU ARE NOT. THEN EW. GO BUY SOME MERCH AND CHECK OUT THE AFTER SHOW! kbai www.bunkerbranding.com/pages/unsubscribe-podcast

[@amandadelrio7113]

I originally came here for the boss Ortiz. Now I am a fan of all of ya'll 🤗

[@dylanpennington881]

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[@michaelperussina2835]

holy shit love the new jingle and donut doesn't need to do something that he looked like he hated

[@BoilingDietCoke]

The moment baddie lost faith ... 6:32

[@neverlistentome]

Bucket list places to J.O. Grand Canyon The Anne Frank House (you gotta be quiet or the SS will find you...)

[@LeafyMouse4478]

So nice of you guys to allow Angry Cops to use your studio for his Angry Meme Review. He is such a cutie so I understand why you let him.

[@ExHavic]

Imagine the whole gang for episode 100. I'm cuming just thinking about it

[@nkill6]

Somewhere eli is laughing at this

[@mikequinn2000]

Careful... don't play gay chicken with a bastard. You might get the "bad touch"... unless that's what you want. Please continue. I'll watch! 🤣

[@calebw140]

This is secretly Rich’s other account

[@Burkholder1994]

Imagine if he didn't ask. They saw his ep. And was like "Hey wait I know that place"

[@gavmiller6154]

I miss Donut Now we have to rely on the silence to be silent-Brandon Herrera

[@sil3nT.]

Same

[@tigerclaw3388]

Donut is a donut hole that won't close painlessly. Every intro is a gut punch.

[@spenceroneil4747]

Why isn't Donut on here anymore?

[@reasonableq419]

I was wondering what happened to Donut as well

[@gavmiller6154]

@@reasonableq419 he left because of the GunTuber vs KZbin and covering police shootings doesn’t really help the good old monetization on videos

[@TimeStampGuy.i]

1:19:30 Will DnD happen? Highlights 2:46 Baddie’s only rule for streamers 3:45 Comment Below questions 5:34 JO weenie peepee 7:45 First time meeting 8:45 Hogwarts Legacy 13:30 Game Mechanics 15:45 What games are better? 16:39 AC 6 17:10 Dark and Darker 20:45 Darkest Dungeon 21:47 Adam&Eve Ad 23:15 Lack of games 24:00 The Handholding Moment 24:33 Complainers 26:29 Anti-Semitic/Goblins 27:37 Tracking who played HL 28:48 Can’t say the name 31:06 Kershaw Ad 32:36 Narrator’s Joke 36:10 Spacists 38:55 New Guidelines 40:50 New platforms 46:46 YT guidelines Reaction 47:48 A. Tate Twatted 49:02 Manscaping Ad 51:03 Controlling Creators 53:58 Grout/Gout 57:20 KZbin channel allowances 1:06:31 Nikko instructing IG 1:09:07 10,000 Days 1:12:31 Nikko’s shoes 1:12:58 Charity stream 1:17:06 Your Narrator’s New DnD room 1:19:30 For everyone asking Nice one. Decently nerdy with spite mixed in. Hopefully everyone likes me doing this. Let me know if I can do something to make it better. Shout out to the Three Frog Adventurers shirt Eli was wearing. One of the first merch offered on BunkerBranding

[@Bender_B._Rodriguez]

keep it up if you want to, what they should do is just start putting it in the description.

[@dirtyjoe6003]

Be even more vague with the titles for the meme

[@MrCamerondavid]

Appreciate your work!

[@keelanbennett3430]

Did not need a highlight of every other minute

[@LeafyMouse4478]

Truly an unsung hero of the podcast. You and Fluck need to be on episode 100 to celebrate the unsung hero’s of the podcast.

[@zaahatchetmangaming]

One year later after making fun of starting their own app 😂

[@CaptainTexas37]

And my day just got better! Baddie, Nikko, Eli, Narrator y'all rock! 👍

[@unsubscribepodcast]

no u

[@KnawedOne]

❤ Nikki & Eli

[@christophergomez8830]

When Narrator started dancing and got pixeled out, a add started of a music video full of sensual dancing. Thats hilarious

[@allenfox7186]

Hell yeah! Narrator and Nico at the same time! Props for Baddie for shouting out my favourite games Dragon Age and Skyrim.

[@unsubscribepodcast]

Reporting for duty sir

[@tylermcdaniel416]

Definitely two of the best games ever made

[@Will-eo8wd]

I’m loving this Unsubscribe Universe. So many creators that I now love that I hadn’t heard of before. Dan Cummins, Fat Electrician, Dave, and Your Narrator are awesome! Love Nikko but I knew of him before. It’s awesome seeing the interactions with these creators who may never have collabed on their own. You guys rock!

[@Recklessneo]

Loving how these episodes are longer then before keep it up guys making our days better 🙌

[@unsubscribepodcast]

were trying to keep them over and hour now, we cant really do 2 a week yet so longer is what we can do!

[@apollohateshisdayjob9606]

@@unsubscribepodcast it's always sad when it ends, so we're all thrilled when you postpone that with a longer video!

[@Recklessneo]

​@@apollohateshisdayjob9606facts takes me to a happy place when I'm on my route driving listen and watching when I can. Also I know nothing of d&d but would love to watch you guys nerd out doing some content.

[@Recklessneo]

​@@unsubscribepodcastby in no means was I complaining and whoever commented on my comment I'm fan boying out 🤗. Love what you guys do 🤘

[@MegadethTillDeth]

I just binged the majority of the Unsub catalog over the last week and just watched the one with Your Narrator yesterday. What perfect timing gentlemen. Great stuff

[@leoarronson8845]

Less than five minuets in and it’s one of THOSE episodes. Quality content as always.

[@shaylane4095]

I love the clip of baddie with the three knives going “I’m wolverine” during the ad read. It’s so cute for no reason

[@cabakiki5469]

After watching Nikko stare at Narrator with major Navy vibes, his video about him preferring funny blondes makes sooo much sense now. 😄😄😄

[@ewright28]

Make a "Touch grass, Eat ass" -Shinzo Abe (probably) shirt and we will buy it!!

[@shesmokey13]

I would LOVE an episode of Narrator, Nikko, Nic, Brandon,and Angry Cops. It would be so damn funny. Just get everyone together, just fuck around. 🤣

[@emilyippolito3296]

As an HR professional...people jerk off at work, using the work computer. Too much. Sometimes, they send the link they were watching from the work email to the personal email and I get to find out their werid ass kinks when we pull their work data. It's wonderful. Love you guys!

[@tylersteffes9984]

I have been waiting for these two guests to be on at the same time nikko and your narrator are hilarious. I knew this was gonna be a good podcast

[@BIA1hsjshs]

Setting up a laugh for the far future here but my son walked in and asked "what's J.O. mean?" And I just said "Job offer?"..... and now we play the long game

[@Hoooooah]

Top shelf slow burner

[@posslord1221]

Nothing like watching 4 mid 20s to mid 30s middle school boys talking. It's the best

[@nkill6]

Baddies 32 and double tap 37 or 38

[@unsubscribepodcast]

@nkill6 im 33 😪

[@posslord1221]

And I'm 36. Just glad we all have the same sense of humor. Y'all keep me entertained for an hour or so every week while I'm at work and I appreciate it

[@nkill6]

@@unsubscribepodcast so your not from the tide pod eating generation got it😆 I'm from the generation that had to learn to spell Russia when the USSR stoped being a thing

[@chefwest77]

LETS FUCKING GO!!! DADDY NIKKO is the only reason I know of you guys and I've been hooked!!! Thank you baddie I know u be out here hearting comments 😘😘 haha

[@unsubscribepodcast]

o7

[@SmokeyOwOs]

Yall don't know how much I needed this, I'm currently on the tail end of a mental breakdown and just needed to hear people ramble about anything. Appreciate yall!

[@fonceeiskonigin2435]

So so so excited for your DnD stuff!! Having things to look forward to is difficult rn and your podcast and that announcement just did more for me than you could know. Thank you!

[@Iron_Road]

On the J.K. issue, I think Viva Frei said it best. "At some point enough is enough. You can tolerate people's decisions what to do to their bodies. You can even respect, honor, and allow them to do whatever they want with their bodies. The second they tell you what to do with your mouth, what to do with your brain and, to suspend disbelief, to defy language and biology, that's where one person's freedom becomes a form of psychological and intellectual oppression..." - Viva Frei

[@mjkgalaxy9869]

Absolutely loved the show. 😍 Narrator and Nikko are a great combo. More please. It was interesting hearing about the KZbin rules.

[@MonkeyDWood]

Love how you guys now have your own streaming service xD this aged so well

[@aaronsouthard8366]

I would like to see a super episode with: -Your Narrator -Nikko -AC -Fat Electrician -AK Jesus -Admin -Garand Thumb -Print Shoot Repeat -Mat Best -Demo -aaaaannnnnndddddd a guest spot version of Donut!

[@aaronsouthard8366]

It would be as packed as whatever podcast but with actually interesting people

[@nomad2629]

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS YES AND ITS BEFORE I HEAD OFF TO BASIC YEEESS

[@arko9572]

I love you guys so much y’all are the funniest podcast i listen to

[@fayte95]

1000%

[@unsubscribepodcast]

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[@offroad3574]

Favorite part of the week and I'm finally home and able to enjoy it! I know it's a good one cause it's Narrator and Nikko!

[@Floridian_Kole]

Nikko is the valley girl of the bunch🤣

[@patrioticz2858]

Funny thing is she isn't even "anti-trans", she is just a true feminist that is trying to protect female spaces, she has defended Trans people on many other occasions on different things

[@Will-W]

There's a bunch of podcasts I listen to to stay up on the world and the country and state legislation etc. But THE UNSUBSCRIBE PODCAST IS THE ONLY ONE I LISTEN TO TOTALLY FOR FUN! Yall are wild and we love it.

[@thomasvillarreal2413]

Learns Ortiz’s birthday is in October. Looks it up, and finds out y’all share the same birthday. (makes Navy’s face)

[@stephen1998yo]

When the guys talk about KZbin hiding content and I wonder why I had to search to find the pod this week, crazy 😂

[@joey1071]

42:30 pepper box tv was created 1 year after this upload

[@nubbyfresh5623]

Daily spot, in the living room on the couch directly onto the carpet. Can't think of any places I haven't LOL

[@joshthetrucker]

Ah, I fuckin love this podcast. No innocence un-ruined, no stone unturned, and also just plain funny. Thanks yall!

[@TheBrhyno]

Random theory based on past experiences in IT: It's pretty well known that content reviewers have a high turnover rate. From working desktop support, we were taught to listen for keywords and search knowledge bases, it takes time, learning where you need to go, much like learning what AR's you need to know to get away with secret squirrel level shamurai shit. Also much like the Army where everyone knows AR670-1 a lot of places have a Top 10 or however many list. I wonder if that's what's happening right now. These videos are ending up in a High Probability of Risk Category or something, and the reviewers have such a backlog because google expects low wage workers to perform at superhuman levels, they see it, skim it, hear something that sounds vaguely offensive and find a top 10 that mildly matches it and just demonitizes it on to the next.

[@DiggitySchwag]

@43:00 The fact that they literally now have a platform together is awesome.

[@Cerebral404]

@34:08 "ADHD goes BRRRRRRRR" That [with an animation someone more creative than me comes up with] needs to be the next shirt!

[@aViolentGoose]

goddamn Eli got close to choppin those tism fingers off with that kershaw blade ad. Just noticed but totally didnt skip your ads for the past 3 weeks....

[@jamesbarr3455]

Porta John, in Iraq. Door closed and door open. WHAT!!?? IT WAS 106 DEGREE'S!! LEMME LONE!!!

[@apollohateshisdayjob9606]

Another dream team episode! Great start to the day!

[@JustWastingTime]

I love Your Narrator eating the entire first part lol

[@blurrleo2427]

You guys should do a continuation of the superpower bit

[@scubajho]

Your statements regarding Rumble still being accurate, if considering a shift to another platform, you might look at how RekietaLaw is handling it. I believe his night streams have reached view counts surpassing the KZbin portion, as he does a front end that's within YT's ToS, then shifts fully to Rumble after an hour or so in, where he can say what he wants. The problem still stands in that the revenue is far reduced, unless you can get a deal cut with the platform themselves. Ultimately, something will have to be able to match the YT revenue to take off, and that's gonna be difficult, but the transition will need to be partial or gradual to make sure folks shift with you if so desired.

[@Lih-vee]

I just discovered this video...when Eli said tens of people, was that a reference to WWDITS????

[@Three_0_Sleddin]

I would love to build you guys some custom D&D tables or a special podcasting table with the wires built in, a cooler built in for drinks, and or concealed slots for the pew pews!

[@Luckyfox141]

Nice ,I got a big old smile when I saw you episode came out.😃

[@SplashingMANGO]

42:29 The other aspect that Eli didn't mention about it, aside from the start-up costs, legal, all that: It's already been tried. Need I remind everyone about Parler? You remember don't you? The alternative to twitter that failed almost as fast as it began because Amazon shut down their servers and Google and Apple removed the app from their app stores... Yes it's been revived since then but it's momentum was halted at just the right time that it wasn't allowed to take off. Unfortunately we play by the rules for now until like Baddy said, something organically takes off which is superior. Even then there's a good chance that with their market share Amazon, Google, and Apple will shut it down too. The best solution would be obviously a change in management at all these companies but that's a double edged sword. KZbin just ditched Susan and is replacing her with a dude who's big into NFTs and the Metaverse...

[@SpicyColdCUTS]

I can't hit the like button hard enough during the Adam and eve adds. Lol BTW thanks for the discount.

[@wyattw1647]

Best podcast on KZbin and love you guys

[@ezkillionaire3276]

Omg yeessssssss Your narrator and Nico on THIS podcast?? This is a dream come true ❤️

[@DarrenLeadfoot]

BADDIE! the lights the comments are talking about is one of the Tetris cubes flickering throughout the episode 😊

[@grimreminder5038]

Nikko's got a point, some subbed anime, good luck catching all those subtitles on the first run (Monogatari fucked me UP with that speed as a kid.) without a rewind or two

[@MattHuey]

I would love too see AC, Brandon, Narrator!💯👍👍😂😭 i think it would be a super fun episode!! Nikko should be on more!💯🙌😆

[@Hxney733]

I just found that channel thru Nikko Acc. On KZbin and I gotta say, I enjoy watching both channels. No matter the bad words or jokes or whatever item. I have heard of the obscure guidelines and I don't understand... It is a "Just Why??" Thing and it reminds me too much of just idiocracy... Whatever it is keep doing ur stuff ❗🙈

[@johnzaknich3979]

Thank you Baddie, really looking forward to your D&D content.

[@grizz23]

KZbin just sitting watching this episode slow stroking waiting for one of y’all to slip up and say something ever so slightly to spicy

[@stilgaardfremen73]

Is the title a reference to Donut getting the Chuck Cunningham treatment from the opening credits? lol

[@RealKacho]

Dark and darker is like minecraft pvp turned down to 0.2x speed

[@Spartan_Jackal]

That was probably the best ending cut I've heard so far lmfao

[@maximus_knives]

As a custom knife maker (in the USA) I can confirm being restricted randomly on platforms, yet shitty cooking videos can use knives wrong, all day, with no issues

[@chones01]

The best part of Oblivion WAS the simplicity.

[@BlackwolfW87]

I think Eli is thinking of Parler as the IG alternative that got removed by Apple and Google.

[@ReanuKeevesAus]

That's the one, Parler was meant to be a IG and Twitter alternative that Apple and Google removed from their stores lol!

[@carmenhuyser808]

The editor's little additions of their thoughts are killing me 😂 especially the sex ed one 🤣🤣🤣

[@michaelshields3196]

Niko needs tatami mat floors and that bedroll thing

[@krystalherv]

Haven’t even watched it yet but I’m already excited for this episode!

[@Extra_Duty]

Can yall please make a shirt that is one of flucks comments in his font please he pretty much a host now lol. I can't listen to this in audio form because his comments or editing makes the whole experience. That punch in on baddie buffering while every one was going on lol. Chefs kiss.

[@chefbeardsly]

the yellow light on the Tetris goes out randomly

[@ChaosRouge]

Eli and Baddie have a bromance that many wish for. I died this ep 😂😂

[@MiniCaseoh1849]

Narrator and nikko on the same channel, best collab the the unsubcribed podcast has ever done

[@chriscr21]

Great episode guys... You guys should have me come down and cook for y'all, cheap food isn't good haha

[@Bearded_Engineering]

“Why don’t you just go make your own” “You know how expensive that is?” A few months later INTRODUCING PEPPERBOX

[@weeb3244]

JO spots on the boat: rack, head, shop, fan room, radar room, my buddy came on one of the CIWS mounts once Literally anywhere is a JO spot

[@lordarbitration1228]

i love you guys thank you for the unlimited entertainment

[@virusO1OOOOO1]

Bruh I was half way through before I realized I hadn't hit the like such a good episode.

[@virusO1OOOOO1]

I see Narrator's face in Thumbnail I just get so twitterpated I cant even focus on anything else phew😘😖😚

[@holycrusader6509]

15 min in and baddie already bringing up the no no ghost

[@Benjamin-du6kr]

It was the yellow Tetris piece Baddie. That was the flicking light that was spoken about.

[@dukekemppy5409]

Hot take. Pineapple belongs on a pizza, as long as it is the correct type of pizza. meat lovers and/or a spicey pizza works well with the slight sweetness of the pineapple cutting thoguh the overwhelming umami and makes it much better.

[@Azrael713]

I wouldn't say "belong" but it is a welcome addition

[@Neo-Spector]

deff at church ....gotta try that one !!..lol 😂 😂

[@LadyRage1990]

I love you guys so much, my cheeks hurt from laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣

[@MegadethTillDeth]

Oh look, Baddie discovers leftism this episode @28:00 . Yeah Baddie, they get mad about absolutely anything they are told to, and they attack/harass/slander anybody that gets in their way or maybe thinks an iota differently. The fact they're mad about Legacy is all the more reason to play it as far as I'm concerned.

[@captaincouldverc]

Fluck buddy! You're the freaking man! I thought I wasn't going to be able to watch this episode after I saw him bringing out the food! You edited out the farm smacking sounds for us misophoniacs! My hero! 😆

[@sabiinaaaa]

guys, cand someone tell me where can I watch the video showing at 1:54-1:56 ?

[@Four9sFineJewelry]

I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to see you all play Ark Survival Evolved!!!! I will even pay for the private server for you guys and have you all do a 7 day survival on it.

[@vanquish6369]

I’m with Nikko on the subtitles. I watch tv bc I don’t wanna read

[@dw8008]

I've watched Your Narrator.... Joshdub.. freaking crazy stuff... the rap battle against Eddie VR was off the hook!!

[@ONEROUNDLEFT]

Sweet, my favorite part of the week has arrived.

[@oliveradams1555]

I've got to say Nikko is my favourite guest. He just has an energy level that he brings that fucking rocks.

[@Nascar_sunscreen]

Is the Patreon down? Went to go watch the after party and there’s no content

[@Arcturuseyes]

Cooking while drinking is a great time. I can polish off a bottle of red wine whole cooking Italian. I sing the Tarantella and dance, trying not to set the kitchen on fire lol

[@pandagear6730]

Potential Spot would be the Senate Library OR one of the bushes of the Whitehouse

[@ReanuKeevesAus]

Presidents desk! I'd be a Menace if I was a Secret Service Agent!

[@GentleGiantJoe]

You guys need to get the Russian Badger, Wildcat, Meat Canyon needs another episode as well.

[@LT3Fluffy]

The fact that narrator can eat on the podcast and theres NO mouth noises at all. Yalls audio is on point 👍

[@tat-2-71]

Parler was the alt social media that got canned by google and apple.

[@thewarrior909]

I watch this as entertainment and to get thought ideas for the day thanks for providing multiple of both

[@jeramiaharagon9683]

Lights in the tetris cubes are out occasionally

[@baseballjustin5]

Whenever I hear "I am Grout" I think of the grout from Tinkers Construct in Minecraft lol