Captioned Seal (Sea Doggo)

egg egg egg egg d'egg l'egg egg
bread egg
Fair use - The original video was educational, but is now comedic (captions).

[@tlonigamer421]

*GIVE HIM THE DAMN EGG*

[@avianivy0775]

Ahem, the *dam* egg. It’s called Percy Jackson.

[@lunahetfield]

Give the boi his darn egg already!

[@sourycheesymilky823]

@@lunahetfield Shut The fuck up ur cringe as Hell

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

@@sourycheesymilky823 That certainly came out of nowhere

[@appleslice4412]

Give the sea doggo the damn egg!!!!!!

[@KilelSix]

he's learning our language.

[@ScienceDiscoverer]

He learned words "Egg" and "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

[@pavlosoikonomou624]

ScienceDiscoverer and maybe fish(fibsh)

[@LooperEpic]

and egg

[@pixlatedgamer9412]

may god have mercy on our souls

[@mitras_tnz]

Kilel Six shispht gl'egg brehh

[@tenshi_amachi]

*_This seal speaks to me on a spiritual level._*

[@denverbajio9752]

Yes

[@mirmir4690]

Yes

[@hirofritzarmouredcolossusb5133]

I am the 200th to like

[@blakez_music]

Anime speaks to me on a "trying too hard" level

[@suburbanany]

Preach!

[@theotherjared9824]

This is even funnier in context. This is an adolescent seal who is supposed to go in the water without his mother for the first time. The noises are him complaining and stalling.

[@justinvarghese6852]

That actually makes the part where he's falling asleep even funnier. Like he's pretending to sleep so they would leave and keeps checking to see if they left yet lmao. And then when they didn't, screams "L'EGG" that's adorable

[@lynn4840]

my favorite niche genre of comedy: when semi-aquatic mammals struggle with the prospect of living in water.

[@natestern2021]

​@@lynn4840 I'm so dyslexic I thought you said anti semetic mammals

[@wowalamoiz9489]

That water is cold. I don't blame it.

[@garfocusalternate]

@@natestern2021 Apparently that seal is cursing out the Jews in his language.

[@Inksanity]

cat goes "meow" dog goes "woof" and seal goes "EGG"

[@bella-mariehartigan5891]

Birb goes aaaaaaaaaaaa

[@pinknet9811]

Le'gg

[@Alice-gr1kb]

WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?

[@Naruto10000Fan]

I’m laughing so haRd i’m crying! A lot help!

[@pepero_sadpepmijt_form6322]

@@Alice-gr1kb what hippo say?

[@cjcarrington5023]

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.... egg” I felt that

[@burgir9985]

Lmao

[@zym8554]

r/im14andthisisdeep

[@Daizz009]

@@zym8554 lmao

[@databreaches1007]

WTF🤣🤣

[@YomActual]

Egg

[@riley527-]

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" "egg" Gets me every time 😂🤣

[@leenahusa1806]

Jiley Rohnson i started crying of laughter at AAAAHHHHH egg 😂

[@olympe1996]

* sneezes *

[@Lizzardthething]

Legs. He’s saying legs. He’s screaming out for someone to give him legs.

[@eight8muzik]

😂😂😂

[@christianfigueroa8805]

No it screams AAAAAAAAAAAA then you must give it an egg 🥚🍳

[@Nehema1000]

Contemplations of a Water Sausage: The Movie

[@Nehema1000]

bilboswaggins1100 Now in HD with Subtitles

[@lolguy776]

Nehema1000 this should be top comment. not those annoying bandwagon circlejerkoffs.

[@forteprotze]

Joshua Walrath It has 1.1k likes already. It's pretty close to being the top comment. The top comment has .4 more. And what circlejerks...?

[@lolguy776]

windy it wasn't top comment when I posted and the circlejerks I'm referring to are the markiplier fans

[@Nehema1000]

I'm subscribed to Markiplier, lul.

[@carlbeck3580]

He protecc He attacc But most importantly, He need his egg bacc

[@nxt_even_chino7057]

I wonder where it is

[@derped_out7791]

Same...

[@alpha-chan6940]

E G G

[@otterfreak9055]

They lay eggs? Interesting... em noo i meant l“eggs 😅😂

[@scorpionthesandwing2872]

YASSS

[@deadrabbit9802]

This video has convinced me that seals are just people that were transformed in some terrible experiment, and they all started craving eggs or something

[@bunnycuteness1740]

Dead Rabbit they can't pronounce the 'L' in leg

[@olympe1996]

😂😂😂

[@icantthinkofaname1483]

Dead Rabbit yes, finally someone else sees the conspiracy as well! You see, those experiments were conducted by the egg companies as a marketing scheme. They're trying to take over! Wake up sheeple! I mean seal-ple!

[@NoSafeHavens]

Dead Rabbit Maybe the scientist who transformed them was named Murphy.

[@marcuscenturian2152]

Essentially that is the legend of the Selkie. People who wear seal skins and become seals. The Celts were right all along.

[@fIycorpse]

1. Why is this in my recommended 2. Why wasn’t this in my recommended a long time ago

[@zanderoneil3405]

Exactly

[@MrKem.]

My exact thoughts

[@TOXICNUKE-np7zk]

Fucking same

[@Onimirare]

People keep making this comment for about 10 years now. I wonder if this is what we've come to.

[@noobandcookie8419]

It wasn’t recommended for me, cuz I searched it cuz of markiplier

[@mevinbabu5918]

My last braincell during a test

[@TheDovahBorn]

egg!

[@robertlcgarcia123]

Lol what's 49 ÷ 7 EGG

[@loy5022]

*fibish*

[@estheay3611]

My last braincell period.

[@New5oul]

666th like

[@dollie1539]

*I'm very glad this was in my recommended*

[@minaaa5118]

Süb Zerø IKR HAHAAHA.

[@ilovebts4790]

Ben Thy Smol Bean me too

[@badboykylo5404]

Ben Thy Smol Bean OMG SAME

[@konstikoellner4004]

Ben Thy Smol Bean Same

[@SoraxXenon]

I have to agree. This is wonderful.

[@matejhantabal235]

Add this to the important videos playlist

[@javipok]

Dj Matthias I want you to know that I haven't laughed this hard in years but holy shot this comment is brilliant

[@xventusxx6204]

+Javipok "Holy shot" 😂

[@javipok]

*That message was sent from javipok's hone (autocorrect)

[@xventusxx6204]

Ah, got it. 😂 Also hey it's Sora! :D

[@leaw5657]

when he said „d‘egg egg! egg! mmnghphp fibsh liggk“ I felt that

[@temofawwaz7599]

“Egg! Egg! Fish lick!” What do you think the seal is trying to tell us?

[@nxt_even_chino7057]

Baguette you cant un-hear it 1:10

[@expressivechaos1727]

More like EAAAAAAAH

[@atarigod8634]

@@temofawwaz7599 a fish ate his l'egg

[@forgottenprince3706]

@@atarigod8634 a fish licked his/her l'egg

[@jamaalsmith5207]

And they say Dolphins are the smartest marine animals...don't see them asking for eggs

[@hozuko4684]

I FEED PENGUINS WITH SANDWICH

[@jamaalsmith5207]

@@hozuko4684 You monster!

[@nwvfd22]

But they have been known to ask for tasty fish... or fibsh, I'm not sure which anymore.

[@skinsey85]

Of course you wouldn't, they don't eat eggs

[@Polopony20.]

THATS IT! EGGS MAKE YOU STUPID. QUICKLY! BOYCOT EGGS!

[@skynut_6988]

When he said “AAAAAAAAAA... egg.” I really felt that

[@realprisec]

Dead meme.

[@veganmocha]

Prisec ok

[@RustySpoke]

Prisec :

[@ashleyg2778]

These comments tho 💀

[@infinityisback.5703]

same man

[@nicolasbalerio9392]

0:28 "Hey man, what'cha looking for down there?" -FiBsh "Did you find any?" -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@themacud]

Lol

[@alexchesbro]

He did find a fibsh egg though, he said so

[@OutsideBoxx87]

egg

[@vryewil]

Nu he be lookin for eggx

[@zethnevarg2399]

eggs.

[@Frostedflakey]

How people sound talking to you when you first woke up:

[@yungsnow5040]

give him his damn eggs already 😂

[@krog7351]

yung snow k

[@maximum1182]

He wants his damn eggs😂

[@kolyuri]

yung snow Eggs🥚🥚🥚🥚🍗🍗🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚

[@j3ttagrl420]

Miss Noodles PHIBSH!!!!!!

[@fredhair]

English speaking seal: EGG French speaking seal: l'EGG

[@absolutetrash7219]

Oi this is an underrated comment

[@fredhair]

@@absolutetrash7219 I'm used to not getting the recognition I deserve

[@absolutetrash7219]

fredhair Aren’t we all

[@fredhair]

@@absolutetrash7219 Yes it's a tough world out there

[@absolutetrash7219]

fredhair true.

[@agentplaguemask8082]

You: Fish Me, an intellectual: Fibsh

[@bideabiere6125]

You : an egg Me, an intellectual: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ! eggs

[@justcrafty2676]

This is where he hunts his groceries!

[@lunahetfield]

Egg

[@liluminati9791]

lliggk ma balls!

[@nadiaa4462]

You: lick Me,an intellectual: lliggk

[@Tv.monkey_vr]

0:46 the noise he made when no fish was caught😢😢😢

[@dakotacaskey4687]

now this, this is art

[@SeanBatemanblobord]

NOW THIS IS POD RACING!

[@eu.co.5627]

Sean Bateman now this is a meme

[@BillsBatman]

Sean Bateman your last name is bateman like me

[@PowWowAnimations]

That's a cute sausage

[@commentsectionman6231]

Its clearly a seagull

[@amity4182]

it looks like a fuckin' sausage tho omfl

[@fabianzielenkiewicz7024]

@HMO KardopaLツ r/woooooosh

[@Harry_Ng]

@HMO KardopaLツ stfu you just got wooshed cos you don't a the brain capacity to understand sarcasm

[@dms_af]

@HMO KardopaLツ please tell you're joking

[@oscargiebels6535]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA egg *ffs he just wants an egg*

[@mango.spams3]

Retarded ZythX Give him the fucking egg.

[@ravilarlexzx7244]

He need egg

[@hylianwren]

Retarded ZythX HELLO THERE :D

[@oscargiebels6535]

XLucyX Haha HELLO lucy :^) didnt expect you to be here xD

[@lordtachanka8813]

egg machine broke

[@MrBrineplays_]

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA egg" This guy being not only adorable, but also straight to the point, also as intelligent as those who talk in ted talks, and clearly better at it. Look at that speech! He conveyed everything in just a few seconds! No need for 90,000 word essays! I love this guy

[@MrBigNicholas]

*on the verge of falling asleep* "EGG!"

[@maija238]

cyrox1x1 Me pretty much every night

[@rancidfootmilk]

cyrox1x1 BREH

[@theinglorious8963]

cyrox1x1 it actually said l'egg

[@lydiashultz1716]

Shadow Lord890 at one point it just says egg

[@SLVTLXRD]

cyrox1x1 XD

[@konsti5013]

Professor: The listening comprehension wont be that hard The listening comprehension:

[@Velkhana22]

Too accurate. Nothing made me feel less confident than dropping into pure listening comprehension.

[@reynhacoezy5510]

I am

[@akikohamasaki4399]

Konsti OMG I FEEL THIS WITH ALL OF MY HEART

[@123_king_me9]

Someone give this poor doggo an egg before I cry

[@sarabonner9608]

*gives egg and fibsh*

[@eabea830aj4]

*gives l'egg and fbish*

[@jennysnell1]

*gives fibsh and egg*

[@wargames8503]

I think you mean *l’egg and fbish* I had to write this, it gets lot of likes

[@Andrej_Jankovic]

Gives egg and fibsh

[@Dani_333]

This is my favourite video, he’s so silly, always cheers me up when I feel down :)

[@spideryumyum815]

Same! ❤

[@Indesiciveperson1]

Same, I always keep coming back to this

[@sugarpaint7569]

Seal: *egg* Me: *i found my Spirit animal*

[@comradedyatlov4143]

WOO

[@sugarpaint7569]

@@comradedyatlov4143 *the seal wants your eggs*

[@comradedyatlov4143]

@@sugarpaint7569 *Throws eggs at seal*

[@comradedyatlov4143]

@@sugarpaint7569 mibph

[@sugarpaint7569]

* sneezes *

[@jehooft8569]

Seal is obviously Canadian. He says both eggh and l'égg

[@erinonfire70]

geaaaaagh

[@K-dawggitty223]

0:27 I love how he looks to the water and says “fibsh”

[@thomashaeyen6942]

"This remarkable resemblance to words i only found in bears"

[@Coleusse]

I think he says mmmmm fish in seal language

[@optillian4182]

He's trying to communicate.

[@bleentrean5849]

He then wants to lliggk the fibsh.

[@friedegggamer8912]

Licj

[@death626]

I feel like the seal is trying to let out a burp while having conversation with human and occassionally sneezing and getting angry for unsuccessful effort for letting out a burp.

[@stuff1295]

I don't know why but I just find this seal particularly adorable. I kinda just wanna cuddle with it and make egg noises

[@fubberwhale7961]

well duh, seal is for cuddle

[@tygonmaster]

Sadly, they can be extremely aggressive.

[@bighotman805]

Weird, but you do you, and I do me, and we won't do each other.

[@StickNMove1040]

I wonder what kind of noise an egg makes lmao

[@altzeimers3896]

oEatMyHomingx Goofyx if you put your ear close enough you might hear 'seAl SeAL'

[@maxwalthew5641]

*goes to sleep* *wakes up* L’EGG

[@TheChaosDragoness]

Give that cute little sausage an egg!

[@smugscribbles6667]

The Chaos Dragoness and a side of fibsh

[@soberrelativelyspeaking]

Sploosh420 WC and a medium AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@dzeliongurung3218]

The Chaos Dragoness "sausage" 😂😂

[@smugscribbles6667]

L3thal Bull3t22 ayyy

[@aarontaylor6638]

The Chaos Dragoness it's sea doggo you heckin hoomin

[@FriskKimura]

Looking to the cameraman for help then screaming EGG is peak humour

[@TheFemSniper]

can you not tell? he dropped his egg in the hole, you gotta help the poor bab

[@justyouraveragekirill5514]

He dropped his egg and a screaming fibsh took it and swam away

[@almondsarevcool1213]

Smol Meme poor seadoggo **gets hes egg back** him/her: egggggg

[@ogTianZiTene]

Sundee_Wolf they're talking about the food.. this one right here 😂

[@VloggingMark]

Smol Fluff he said egg at 0:25! Ur right!

[@bruhmoment532]

The unforeseen Forces seals don't lay eggs

[@sarahmcdonald7280]

Everybody: *talking about egg* Me: _fibsh_

[@Necrosis-00]

Breh

[@Tamagoaway]

*B r e h*

[@TwixBandit.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@tammycarver4494]

He just wants a fish, mate

[@ATBZ]

Lighk

[@jodinha4225]

Me when giving a presentation I wasn’t ready for

[@pajohh7414]

😂

[@lukashellebrandt42]

Thanks, I have a presentation tomorrow and I'll be thinking about this the whole time.

[@iicecone]

"Ok Jimmy, go to the front of the class and present your ideas" Jimmy: UHHH egg.. egg. FIBSH *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

[@bendyandtheinkmachinezeekg3733]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AFarmerCalledChicken]

Fun fact: the researchers filming this guy named him "Crybaby"

[@guilleperez7493]

DEBIRUMAN!!

[@aleta833]

Devilman

[@Danger-Tater]

How dare they

[@ramonthenoodle]

The egg doggo

[@cursedfrog3732]

Chickenfarmer10 the more u know

[@somedonkus5215]

I think your dog's broken

[@ahzlos8479]

That's a chicken

[@therussiancommunist3346]

Cipher Byte Are you dumb? It’s obviously a pig

[@ahzlos8479]

@@therussiancommunist3346 ok but do pigs lay eggs? I dont think so. A mother hen was yelling for her unnamed baby so she yelled "AAAAAAAAAAAAA egg"

[@chrishum9038]

Just turn it off and on again, that worked for my dog

[@root-beer]

No it just gay

[@MrEvilSprinkles]

“What would you like for breakfast sir?” “EGG” “Sir we are in Paris, I cannot understand your accent” “L’EGG”

[@GoW_Nathan]

This comment should have way more likes.

[@Crucigera.]

lmao

[@wintersoldier2189]

Ahahaha i died

[@uchisukeeiro5414]

It's true btw .. le français est un peu bête par nature

[@Wolf0Donnelie]

Oof

[@neighbourskid9839]

You are so cruel, just give him a goddamn egg. That poor soul is dying for just an egg.

[@BossCoins2]

INFAMOUS PERSONALITY and fibsh

[@shiikae7787]

Boss Coins *fibsh

[@dopedonuts9742]

XD

[@SeemaGames]

Please NEVER delete this video 😩💜

[@dedatdawn3757]

I would guess it's probably a bad thing to do, but if I was there my hands would be all over that cute thing.

[@danidelosreyes5824]

Dedatdoo That profile picture looks like you feel like you can touch it

[@theprimestskeletron676]

(Lenny)

[@ogTianZiTene]

LoneWolf the furry (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@christophhofer303]

but why is it a bad thing?

[@christophhofer303]

Evil Morty its so cute

[@samnaon1021]

1:10 Baguette Egg, fish and baguette. What a good boy ❤️

[@masacatior]

😂😂🤣 now I can't unhear that

[@jamesthepikachulover9558]

Looooool

[@nxt_even_chino7057]

I like your profile pic and yes, he is professor. Good boy

[@yellowmello1223]

What a French boi.

[@YeloPartyHat]

Maybe all seal are French

[@atlanticx7000]

0:58 *Gives an adorable look for a couple of seconds...* I'egg.

[@qm2966]

Jeffy Jeffy Me on the outside: Looks at you cute. Me on the inside: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA EGG*

[@lunnyballoon2038]

That transition from screaming in agony for its soul into the carefree "egg".

[@Anastasiya13J19]

the first time i saw this video i closed it because i thought it was fake, i thought the sounds were dubbed in by some drunk/disabled guy because I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HOW SEALS ACTUALLY SOUND

[@oxan7594]

Anna Kimura I think mostly the adults sound like this, cause the babehs bork and sneeze. They also shove their snootle up everything.

[@KORmatrixmod]

maybe a clever one

[@lesleygalvin3239]

Normal sea doggos: E G G French sea doggos: L ' E G G

[@TwixBandit.]

Scp 173 oeuf is egg in French UwU

[@marianatoma6355]

@@TwixBandit. but that wouldn't make for a funny joke now would it?

[@TwixBandit.]

Mariana Toma no just a fact

[@louisfaillance6505]

Wooosh

[@pantheraviva]

They want legs

[@Phantom_ink64]

it looks like a cute sausage

[@Phantom_ink64]

Yesh I is here. lol😂

[@MushroomButtons]

Me: *being introduced to people I don’t know* My anxiety: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@jobbythebull9155]

E G G

[@ianbrennan9635]

Same.

[@thehoneyqueen1765]

Your stomach: e g g

[@CertifiedNiglet]

0:34

[@xhazelstormx1092]

EGG

[@Dasbagbag]

Is this god in Disguise

[@TheHuskyK9]

Some random dead memes god = dog backwards egg = egg *IT ALL MAKES SENSE*

[@anitaverhoef5556]

Some random dead memes i think it is

[@fearwithab6844]

TheHuskyK9 gge

[@clownbites2290]

he calls to us mortals

[@irumicu]

Some random dead memes, maybe so

[@anthonywojtylko3219]

Salute to the sea doggo for having peak comedy

[@GrayMindedSoul]

He attacc He protecc But most importantly... He wants his egg

[@korfinder3342]

You mixed protecc and attacc

[@eva-fi1ks]

Ramgear its a girl

[@hawkthepig7607]

Why does this have 300 likes again?

[@AthenaBaucum]

He wants his egg bacc

[@hawkthepig7607]

Athena Baucum much better thank you

[@hyruleandbeyond7991]

I hate how this seal can flop around on the ground naked while screaming, making noises and is appraised for it and found cute, but when I do this I am "intoxicated" and "ruining my cousins wedding" smh

[@smhmwhok9461]

Hyrule and Beyond ikr .-.

[@Iceechibi]

Nice copy pasta

[@leolenhardt2401]

Iceechibi Where did you see it ?

[@anonymousanime-fan1000]

Hyrule and Beyond ROFL!!!

[@ericaheap]

lol 'wasting saran wrap' and 'ruining easter daniel'

[@nathaliakusso3154]

Therapist: how are you felling? Sea Doggo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA egg

[@hoodedxvi346]

Forever Bi lol

[@woooshmeifyouregay1261]

He didn’t even say egg, it just sounded like he did! 🙄

[@kornaner7616]

@@woooshmeifyouregay1261 I have been bamboozled

[@nessamillikan6247]

@Wooosh Me If You’re Gay He absolutely said “Egg!”. This is true, because this creature IS egg.

[@danielstephenaguilos9346]

@@woooshmeifyouregay1261 Wooosh

[@lincekawaiilindi5422]

I love how he says egg, fibsh and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@Tata-ps4gy]

Bad comment

[@fiddelstix888]

me trying to talk to people normally

[@lactoees6742]

When he said *“aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....egg”* *i felt that*

[@honoredllama354]

Rubixxsツ ur bad kid get goid

[@big.bald.boss.man.gaming]

Same

[@strawblemonanime4723]

Honored Llama wtf you even sayin?

[@honoredllama354]

Redhood xdp wtf I messed up one letter r u rlly that dumb like fr can u not tell I was trying to say get good

[@strawblemonanime4723]

Honored Llama calm down I’m sorry for saying that

[@zenz0ha472]

Where I grew up, we lived next to the ocean, and my dad loved taking me fishing. One issue we had every time was this adorable, but very sneaky little dude we named Bob the Seal. He’d steal fish right off our line, then would bob his head up and stare at us, hence the name. I loved that seal, but he always took the best fish off of our lines. Despite that, he would come to visit us with his seal girlfriend and pups while we roasted marshmallows and hotdogs on the shore. Very smart, but also surprisingly social animals when they want to be ☺️

[@cursedkevin]

Seal 2008 - _arf arf_ Seal 2018 - *AAAAAAAA* _egg_

[@andregon4366]

Jack _ Or making it better?

[@raynova8055]

This was made in 2016

[@cybermollusk]

It's a sea lion. Not a seal. Seals do the arf arf

[@mothgosally9333]

@@cybermollusk No this is a seal. You can tell because it has no visible ears whereas sea lions do.

[@mastermuffles7097]

Ah the wonders of nature. We got sea doggos and sky kitties.

[@DevilsRadvocate]

B’rehh the -seal- seal doggo says he wants “Egg!” And a “Leg!”

[@blueisaleaf2127]

Pugerry I gots an egg but I gots no legs to give

[@unidentifieddragon7455]

No he wants a fibsh

[@potatohead5986]

Foot fetish among seals

[@pantheraviva]

He wants to eat his fibsh

[@pepperjack5225]

leg so hot hot hot leg leg so hot you fry an egg

[@sitkinator]

This seal is the perfect representation for my autism.

[@wynw2197]

He is speaking the language of the gods

[@varunmanjunath9123]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *egg*

[@starrikiru]

l'egg AAAAA d'egg miphtthhtht

[@chideraa7302]

I wanna name him MURF so bad

[@laurencorpuz430]

Ø Pearl_Hub Ø HE WAS CALLING OUT TO CONNOR MURPH it all makes sense not Seal: Murph aaaegg Connor: I don't want egg *dies* Seal: BRUH

[@chideraa7302]

LittleSeawingAssassin stop doing drugs, just try to take deep breaths and go on walks

[@jasonbrody4702]

Don't let me go, Murph..

[@Shimo8_]

YESSSS

[@MrJammers]

Hello Brother i mean "Mibf"

[@Snareguy10]

I am 100% confident that this is one of the best videos on KZbin

[@stevenflowers857]

0:35 lost it at AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH........egg.

[@memegumin]

When you got spooked by how to basic

[@stevenflowers857]

@@memegumin so true.

[@kasandrasanchez4514]

Like when your parents ask if your hungry cause they wanna eat whatever they say your like yes and there like what? i want egg

[@sakellarioudimitris7439]

That's how William Murderface sounds like in the morning.

[@thomasw5154]

Me:What would you like for breakfast? Seal: AAAAAAAAA EGG

[@thomasw5154]

Seal***

[@sapphire7239]

Xito that seagull must have a deformity or something, I don't think they're supposed to look like that...

[@michiele57]

Xito that be the moment 1:01 when his falling asleep

[@koistarz]

Editing comments exist m8

[@michiele57]

Cosmic•Kenni oh thx so much i did not see my error 😂

[@Sofiluvsu.]

Bro doesn’t need an Oscar, he needs an egg😂😂

[@kevray]

I love how he is still making the noises when his head is underwater

[@Marveno02]

It wasn't

[@tgd_catalyst5018]

Nice pfp pic

[@kevray]

@@tgd_catalyst5018 You too man

[@spencerthegarfieldfanboy]

@@tgd_catalyst5018 profile pic profile pic

[@Cuttlef1sh]

Mlem

[@kuwabarafan]

Wtf how are there dislikes on this

[@dicoderdude3sacdechip334]

Probably because the quality

[@jasonbrody4702]

Ghostly Toasty Probably because poor sea doggo never got his egg..

[@j.s.1816]

Jason Brody 😁

[@jasonbrody4702]

Jen S. 😄

[@goldeneggthatneverhatched4252]

Ghostly Toasty Ikr

[@vitalic_drms]

what is it trying to tell us?

[@Spacell]

YesBacon lmao

[@crunchled]

It wants EGG

[@sanguinesteven790]

That it wants breakfast? (Eggs.)

[@DrFumbles01]

gear drop It wants to go out to buy eggs for Bart.

[@lanecurry3687]

GO OUTSIDE

[@transenby42622]

0:35 Our man here just decided to go scream EGG!!! to the heavens.

[@skiggywiggy8386]

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... egg” He’s speaking the language of gods

[@theeharlz]

😅✋

[@seawarshark6674]

That's why we don't understand them, they have surpassed our limits.

[@theeharlz]

@@seawarshark6674 Fax

[@yellowboi2879]

@@seawarshark6674 l'egg fibsh

[@smalllad8761]

I was gonna comment that lol.

[@FarceMartyr1229]

Somebody get this boy some egg and fibsh

[@erensuicide]

See, he basically wants them to hunt fish with him together. he conceptualizes the egg as the dependence of food of all species on earth have commonly. at 0:57, understanding that words are not enough to communicate, he impersonates a dead fish and checks on cameraman if he got the clue. all his effort was to say "let's get this bread".

[@tvidsteqlmfao3872]

you tried

[@rhainjeus2519]

And he got angrier and started speaking more gibberish lmao

[@trainguy69]

Yeah... this is big brain time

[@cheese17740]

this makes so much sense

[@generalstuff3462]

Now that's just a theory *A FILM THEORY*

[@Jess_]

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA egg" I laughed.

[@EEMMOsGaming]

Bij don't touch me ,i'm salty LMFAO

[@orookcle]

Bij don't touch me ,i'm salty **sneezes**

[@Troedelliesel]

0:35

[@bendubord8017]

Bij don't touch me ,i'm salty scary egg

[@strange_imagination_]

I was full out sobbing and I made a sound that made me think of this video. My sobbing turned into laughter and now I'm imitating this seal

[@RassTheKing]

0:35 Me too buddy. Me too.

[@joeythecat6334]

Same

[@weylinwest9505]

*AAAAAAAAAAAAAH* Egg

[@anthonywick6890]

Same....

[@mthf69]

He was trying to get your attention so that you would give him an egg

[@RassTheKing]

@@mthf69 I, too, would love an egg.

[@fbiagent9544]

PET HIM GODAMNIT, LOOK AT HIM HES TRYING SO HARD

[@volenterjoci]

Sadly, wild life photographers aren't allowed to do that. (but if they are not a wild life photographer then I completely agree with you that seal is majestic)

[@yunoyuki3850]

FBI Agent its illegal to pet a seal

[@volenterjoci]

@@yunoyuki3850 wait, really? Y tho

[@yunoyuki3850]

@@volenterjoci look at this vid and youll know why

[@yunoyuki3850]

@@volenterjoci the government doesnt even know the seals are getting harassed

[@TheNightWatcher1385]

I wonder if he’s trying to get his new friends to follow him and play and doesn’t understand why they’re not following.

[@mattz9268]

Guys he's trying to offer us an egg in these trying times!

[@alphacraig2001]

Danny DeSealo

[@joshriley2936]

@@alphacraig2001 I understood both of these references.

[@TheImmortalMushroom]

This is the best reference here

[@David-hj4wo]

Frank the seal

[@notmrboston2546]

He protecc He atacc But most importantly *HE WANTS HIS EGG BACC*

[@machy8515]

Aaaaaaaaaaa egg

[@Kayta-Linda]

His*

[@notmrboston2546]

@@Kayta-Linda fuck Its good now

[@Malin-ye3tz]

You mean his l'egg 😂

[@jawsplayz]

afgt 116 *EGG BACC*

[@andreastz1190]

And you're telling me people eat those to survive? Yeah, ill die.

[@HansonJ]

**sneezes** I laughed too hard at that.

[@Brandunno]

i can't even

[@Brandunno]

it kills me every time

[@anchovyacquirer]

I laughed at d'egg miuh

[@jaceparks646]

He slapp He clapp But most importantly He make us happ

[@defox5019]

Said like a true man.

[@lordaaa9945]

He need Egg

[@loy5022]

RevolutionTV and a f’bish

[@benz1193]

He protecc He attacc but most importantly... He want his egg bacc

[@aromorguy]

he also flapp

[@boiledegghole7976]

I searched "egg" on youtube and was not disappointed

[@smellsliketheonlynirvanaso7715]

mee tooo but tell me, why did you search egg?

[@weejr2256]

@@smellsliketheonlynirvanaso7715 why not

[@boiledegghole7976]

oh god so many likes

[@thelegendarygeno1649]

😎

[@kevynnf.6310]

The seal sounds like Jake frkm Adventure time

[@matejgrim]

There are languages that sound less human than this guy

[@unidentifiedphysican7333]

He wants to lick fibsh but the cameraman is inturupting him so he called him an egg

[@jamesgibbs6716]

The camera man is Eggman confirmed.

[@MrTopaz-zu1wv]

Yes because eggs are both annoying and walk on two legs

[@jamesgibbs6716]

@@MrTopaz-zu1wv l'eggs

[@unidentifiedphysican7333]

@@MrTopaz-zu1wv egg-sactly

[@MrTopaz-zu1wv]

@@unidentifiedphysican7333 omg stfu xD

[@weeblewooblewop]

*sneezes* Me: WE NEED A MEDIC ON SITE IMMEDIATELY THE GOD SAUSAGE HAS BEEN INJURED

[@radiriz1396]

AAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG

[@theshrugggd3313]

*GOD SAUSAGE*

[@feralsapphic4272]

PityShitpost GOD SAUSAGE WTF

[@vo818]

*me, a medic main* **runs in with medkit out** I AM HERE, WHO IS HURT?

[@indominusxp8524]

*God Sausage*

[@aggelaki_a]

0:42 Why doesn’t anyone say _bless you_ *bless you seal*

[@leongrifo8561]

I did

[@cottoncandy2023]

Coronavirus

[@angryratter3971]

@@cottoncandy2023 not trying to be a smartass but sneezing isn't a symptom of coronavirus

[@whatawa1855]

Bless you, oh egg lord, master of AAAAAAAAAA, ruler over all fibsh

[@satbehindyouinmath4252]

L'egg you Seal!

[@NealX_Gaming]

This video is only a minute long? Feels like I've been watching for days.

[@damjanoviic]

*_He breeh_* *_He fibsh_* *_But most importantly.._* *_He I'EGG_*

[@twistercuber]

But he also aaaaaaaaaaaa

[@adrianatartakoff1722]

He protec He atacc But most importantly He *AAAAAAAAAA* egg

[@Stopbragging]

@@adrianatartakoff1722 and he BAGUETTES

[@unfunnyfemale5317]

d'egg

[@philthephilosopher9235]

He also brgh'ehhhhhhhhh

[@Firestorm33_1]

I love how he said fibsh, then lliggk as if he wanted to get a fish and was licking the water to signify the location of where the fibsh was at

[@aurorafurias1743]

me trying to speak French

[@llllrchnllll8064]

Vale Diaz XD (i'm french)

[@kathaai]

l'egg

[@noe4354]

Vale Diaz lmao ikr

[@treeps5515]

Vale Diaz can I please ask what's going on with your profile picture

[@justanormalparrot1515]

alina bear it's a fish mixed with a chicken