YIKES: "Men's Motivation" Instagram

[@kylerhuman-ish9393]

Idiots on Insta: Ice melt when heated. Eyes melt when cheated. Emily: i LoVe ShAkEsPeArE

[@GenevieveC]

If they’re eyes are melting they got a whole new problem 😂

[@Moonberry.]

😢such a beautiful quote 😂

[@hsmacaraig]

Genevieve C ikr they should get immediate medical help like call the ambulance please

[@SM-qv2om]

what does that even mean, it sounds like the only wrote that because it rhymes

[@noodlesandwich2945]

Real eyes Real lies Realize ✊😔

[@strawberryari3197]

These posts are written like someone put thorough google translate 10 times

[@Milkythefawn]

You could probably get gibberish by putting stuff in google translate like 3-4 times

[@sussybussy9040]

love your icon and name

[@Milkythefawn]

Seelie Cheerio! wHo arE ya tAlkiN tO?

[@avocadosmile1390]

Watermelon sugar HIIIIGH

[@toe5964]

TASTES LIKE STRAWBERRIES.... ON A SUMMER EVENIN’

[@catbugani]

As a man I was like, "hey they're probably not that bad and you're just exaggerating for comedic effect" and then you read the first post.

[@frostedcherrikookie1848]

Lolol. I dont want to be a shoelace hole. I want to be the whole shoe.

[@saudade1063]

@@frostedcherrikookie1848 So- you want to get inside your own holes too-?

[@d3vcyber251]

Saudade no homo but yeah

[@d3vcyber251]

@Mathilda Marks-Woblick you dont get it do you?

[@aaron-pb8to]

@@d3vcyber251 it's ok to be gay we all gay here 😍😍

[@caitlynstrauss3117]

"dress like you're going to be intimate with your math teacher's daughter" me: a math teacher's daughter, and gay

[@seluminals7938]

They are so ready, that they think that are turning you straight

[@azaravalerie9832]

Ok then

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

*Girls in your parent’s class have entered the chat*

[@shakirashipslied9721]

"Single Mathematicians in your area are looking to chat with you"

[@valentinaradevic7632]

I love this comment

[@VertumnaSkies]

“if your man likes any of these posts” that’s not a man that’s three red flags in a trenchcoat

[@charleshamel9746]

And not even the good kind

[@sarawithnoh9449]

PFFTTT 💀💀💀

[@Olivia-iy2xz]

lmfaoo true

[@lorainejustice]

Pffffttt🤣

[@cuteslitz7792]

IEKSKSKKSJSOQ💀💀💀

[@Je-jii]

I'm a guy and i cringed harder than her. Not even lying

[@sf2934]

Je- ji we need more people like you then 😂

[@shreya446]

i imagine a lot of men would

[@c73per]

Same here

[@adumba3709]

Lmao same, I'm not even an adult

[@squid-boy4178]

you just don't get us alpha males *flexes and rips shirt

[@beriahross778]

The dislikes are from the men who have those quotes as their lockscreen

[@crunchysand0376]

@Thelondonbadger wow so you really do have these quotes on your lockscreen?

[@eventplanner461]

@Thelondonbadger You lost me at the plays uno reverse card. That's the whole game. You must not like uno.

[@blueeruio9370]

@Thelondonbadger I cant imagine anyone but a 7 year old trying to look cool when reading this.

[@livs4721]

Thelondonbadger 🤢 ‘eats popcorn’ ‘sips ice tea’ how are you unironically saying those things, I’m gonna throw up

[@mrszoldyck8186]

@Thelondonbadger delete this pls

[@gummirwl]

"Dress like you're going to be intimate with your math teacher's daughter" Me: But how--?

[@cerysxox]

just wear a t-shirt that says chey Mr maths teachers daughter ILY so hmu" easy! I mean that's my everyday outfit

[@nikk-named]

Uhm... They're like in primary school though... (my math teacher's daughter(s).. I'm pretty sure she has a daughter and she's not my age... Like... That's definitely not appropriate...)

[@cerysxox]

@@nikk-named ya it's definitely weird and I would like to confirm that I do not in fact dress like that and am in fact a 15 year old girl

[@nikk-named]

@@cerysxox Now I'm relieved xD Imagine someone going around in that outfit though... 😂

[@cerysxox]

@@nikk-named ikr lmao

[@iluv_nana]

Gosh, can guys motivate other guys without bringing women into it? Just encourage healthy lifestyles n stuff man.

[@jden3567]

Ur reimi pfp makes ur comment even better

[@MyCrystalSwan]

I think it comes down to the fact that the goals these people have aren't healthy to begin with. These people seem to think "getting to the top" is the only worthy purpose in life. Getting rich and having super expensive cars, attractive women/else with their wealth etc. It's like all they strive for is the shallowest, most aggressive materialism. And an illusion of mental strength from being "the boss" and "at the top". Now, i get the "eat or be eaten" mentality, but jeez

[@kevinvassago]

The fact that these memes are pretty much 100% worded in broken english says whoever wrote these are incredibly uneducated and unrealistically represent as men as a whole. Also saying "men need to encourage other men" simplifies men. If a man makes a video about the crazy misogynistic, prejudice, racists sht feminists say, they would probably b attacked by a Twitter horde and have their reputation ruined.

[@jden3567]

These memes are mostly made by indian men, I live in india and i can confirm most of the men here have this mentality and cry from laughter at these memes and make it their motto smh

[@VideoGameMasters09]

@@MyCrystalSwan In a certain way, society at large kinda pushes the message that either you 'get to the top' or you're worthless. Plus most women only go after 'the top', so that drives a lot of these guys that feel they need a woman to be complete.

[@Stephanie-ex2qq]

Its funny how they said to "never fall in love bc of their shape or curves" but they also said "if u dont have boobs u cant speak" like what-

[@mynamo12]

Stephanie right?

[@Stephanie-ex2qq]

@@mynamo12 and not just that one they go against a lot of what they say. its sad to know that theres an account like this and ppl actually believe it :(

[@panda-yr6ul]

@@Stephanie-ex2qq There are so many accounts like this, and worse, and it's so sad

[@Stephanie-ex2qq]

@@panda-yr6ul it honestly is :(( i hope those ppl have the common knowledge not to believe this stuff

[@finnegan728]

it sucks cause the idea is like “dont fall in love w her just for her body

[@starsgalaxy3113]

**misogyny has entered the chat** **NotEvenEmily has kicked misogyny out of chat**

[@owlsmirror1726]

6:30 "If men are like shoelaces, I'm gonna wear flipflops for the rest of my life" Her lesbian watchers: *Interesting*

[@aspebb]

👀👀👀

[@farismohammed1034]

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE QUOTE OF ALL TIME

[@Drawperfectcircles]

The gay energy is over 9000

[@melaniep4099]

These men think they’re manly for putting women down 🤢🤢🤢

[@juri7507]

fr 🙄 nobody actually likes them.

[@redacted3309]

Their fragile masculinities are gonna ruin their lives

[@tanyaviola1809]

They put us down cause none of the women like them lmao

[@coolsomeash]

Fr

[@NO-kc4xb]

• w h i t e n o i s e • It’s crazy how much fragile masculinity and toxic masculinity go hand in hand (being the exact opposite and all). It truly is just one big circle. (A lot of the times) you can’t have one without the other.

[@AlllSmiless]

Ewwww, is he sexual attracted to his dog...? 🤢 Someone needs to check on that poor dog

[@bullywully5524]

Shane Dawson has entered the chat

[@ren-tq5yg]

@@bullywully5524 LMAO💀💀

[@rafif1662]

@@bullywully5524 YOU DID NOT💀

[@lennoxbonnie5210]

aNiMaLs aRe bEtTeR tHaN pEoPlE

[@girli-714]

joe NO

[@aaron-pb8to]

"Dress how you're going intimate with your math teacher's daughter" the daughter being 8 years old: 🧍‍♀️

[@sofvpgn]

Oh god...

[@aaradhyaneti320]

I- 😭😭

[@winstonmarlowe5254]

Why did you use an emoji of a woman standing to represent a little girl?

[@adumba3709]

@@winstonmarlowe5254 probably because there's no emoji of a little girls standing , and if they used 👧it wouldn't be as funny

[@raincandy1653]

FBI OPEN UP

[@BlazeFireball]

It’s sad of how much guys I know that actually think this way.

[@argyelanadam]

They need time to grow up. I was like this when I was 15. Young people with their insufferable ideologies are often just not mature enough. At least I hope that's the case for most.

[@theoverunderthinker]

I think this is a parody kinda, an exaggeration, I don't think you are getting a glimpse of their true soul!

[@redacted3309]

@The Over/UnderThinker i think you might be over thinking this one

[@theoverunderthinker]

@@redacted3309 it's certainly possible, but it's too on the nose for it to be real. Pretty sure it's a parody, like the Onion. There are certainly misogynistic, Neanderthalic guys out there, so if it was one post, maybe it is real, but notice that every, single post is Uber Bro to 100%. It's intentional. Nobody would come up with a fresh comment every day and none of them are normal thoughts unless they were trying. It's what you would say if you were making an over the top character for a situation comedy. The "Math teacher's daughter" was a dead give away to me. it's a persona and not a real person's thoughts. It's also possible that because I don't men as that far out there, but I see a lot of men being funny, I prefer to think of it as a joke account. The idea that someone could be so dim and self unaware and yet also have the discipline to hold down an Instagram account like that is not believable to me. Of course, I am not a Bro, but I try to be clever from time to time, so maybe I have a blind spot. Also, if I were were a Bro that able to be that jerky towards women and get away with it, I wouldn't be wasting my time on Instagram writing my philosophy.

[@L6901Malice]

What is their @ I want to support the bros

[@arlofii]

"We're evicting you" "Sorry I'm listening to kpop"

[@kimseokjin1675]

My every day life-

[@youcantsitwithus7624]

@@kimseokjin1675 honestly tho😌

[@Shinn0]

forever mood lol

[@jameschandler127]

*_I can't feel my life spiralling out of control when I'm going 98mph on my razor scooter_*

[@lin1507]

I mean same

[@niah6121]

Some People: toXiC MAsCuLIniTY IsnT rEaL Me: shows them this video

[@sapphicclown3859]

KnucklesForSkull hey uh, please don’t say the r-slur,, its ableist

[@xoxosalma6303]

@@KnucklesForSkull Don't say retarded if you do not have a disability (I have one btw so don't come after me)

[@hunterlawrence3573]

@@KnucklesForSkull I'd say it's more Nice Guy syndrome

[@cateatsowl826]

Toxic masculinity dose not exist but toxic pricks do

[@Harold046]

Yeah... except these are obviously satirical. And the funniest part is that they're clearly making fun of those girly motivational pics that are spreading over social medias.

[@user-ik2lk8sg1e]

I don't know if I'm stupid but that they are addressing boobs as a singular is so funny to me

[@luke-fh9gf]

Yes

[@Cecil...]

One boob, many boob Two boob Eight boob Two thousand boob (as one might find on the millipede, which, as we all know, is a mammal.)

[@lin1507]

Why is that funny to me now? 😂😂😂

[@thallesalan7919]

Women with one boob instead of two are like a cyclops.

[@ermerm856]

i have 2 boob

[@alliepascoe7689]

The whole obsession with the Joker is kind of like the whole fight club, breaking bad situation. Men misunderstand the purpose of the work and idolise the male lead without recognising that they are intended to represent flaws within society and are meant to be sympathised with, but not idolised.

[@RM-nk9kx]

Right!!!!

[@cassiofernandes5714]

Peaky blinders fits that as well I suppose

[@karobe4107]

Cassio Fernandes yes what was up with that??

[@wolfboy20]

Exactly

[@parasitegirl6770]

Truth

[@swiftieforever9793]

If men are shoelaces , no wonder women like to wear high heels....

[@adrinnabia4334]

U’re literally a woman and a swiftie, stfu

[@coneyisland5843]

😂😂😂

[@clairemccallum1287]

@@adrinnabia4334 what?

[@adrinnabia4334]

@Myra Khurana who gave you basic human rights?

[@whytho7475]

@@adrinnabia4334 I feel like you just ✨thrive✨ off of mens motivational accounts

[@mothxboy]

"if men are like shoe laces, I'm wearing flip flops for the rest of my life" might just be my new favorite quote

[@ameliabowler8703]

Yeah, i loved that

[@faith-mh7bf]

me hiding in the closet: 👏👏👏

[@jordan-dogg]

@@faith-mh7bf same

[@mothxboy]

@@faith-mh7bf lmao same

[@michaelacobb1209]

and all the lesbians said amen

[@imaheck7078]

Anyone who believes in the alpha/beta/omega thing needs to stay away from people. Sir you ain't a wolf

[@VideoGameMasters09]

Sadly it's how the world acts. Act too beta and the world will walk all over you, regardless of if you believe in it or not.

[@Chinnybon]

Hilariously, the whole alpha thing isn't even accurate to wolves either. The entire thing is based on a faulty study that was later disproved by the guy who ran it.

[@abloshow91]

Thats some beta energy

[@deathm0100]

@Adithya Nair yes, that is precisely what it is.

[@kitbracadabra]

dude i thought you meant the ao3 kink and was very confused

[@sornchaipongpayom5103]

“The average size is 5. Inches! Ofc you knew that” Me, who uses metric system: I thought you meant centimetres...

[@Junkrr_0]

LMFAO😂😂

[@anshuchoudhary5081]

12.7 cm, you're welcome.

[@sophiyarobinson7774]

LOL 😂😂😂😂

[@ilovecats3778]

Lmao i-

[@manus3126]

same😭😂

[@ria-1718]

Emily: The average is 5. Me: Wait rlly Emily: Inches. Not feet. My dumb ass who thought she meant 5 cm:

[@squishydogface1892]

s a m e

[@siemuskas.m2790]

Same😂

[@avril6922]

Sameee

[@abyss_mage8822]

Sameee

[@jsdouglas2612]

Miguelle Landry is a perfect 10 What a creepy and unasked for comment.

[@daina5388]

I can't believe how smooth her transition into the sponsorship was. Emily is the one person who can tell any joke and it will always be funny.

[@sokyu7723]

Emily can make me buy a sponsorship

[@ΣκοτώνωΧαρά]

Drew Gooden style

[@lalalalaaAa123]

The fact that I’m attracted to men is proof that sexuality is not a choice

[@somniato7759]

Legit?

[@GleeChan]

That's an awesome quote.

[@Нуи-з7е]

Love this quote. So true.

[@zackaryhurtubise4986]

OMG YEEESSS SUCH A FACT 😍😍😍

[@MK_ULTRA420]

Replace "men" with "women" and your comment looks like an incel post.

[@calmdownmydaughter2831]

"America's next top model but with business men" You know, 'America's Next Top Business Man' may have some potential tbh

[@emersonbrown3792]

Honestly-

[@chbny4669]

no kidding!! :0

[@jimmyr.2446]

I do not watch americas next top model or shark tank but i feel like thats what shark tank is

[@DeathnoteBB]

Isn’t that just The Apprentice

[@Serioslump]

DeathnoteBB I was just about to say we already had that show, it was called The Apprentice and the host is the current president 😂

[@eevee1583]

Wait until the comments saying "This account isn't bad it's for making men to become better versions of themselves" come in

[@kimseokjin1675]

@Lizbeth V. I saw one saying "they are kinda right"

[@kai-sp7ey]

69 likes :)

[@tanyaviola1809]

Its so upsetting that people like that actually exist

[@Ninniii45]

Kim Seokjin yes that was dumb Chris

[@azaravalerie9832]

I see only women are in the comments

[@Teutoburg09]

I'm pretty sure the guy is in high school and is a virgin. It's a pretty common way of thinking among guys with zero relationship experience.

[@AnaLu07]

That's sad. I'm saving my virginity to my husband(but it's a choice i made),i would love if he did the same for me... But usually that's not the case

[@dithaingampanmei]

@@AnaLu07 ??? You worried about commitment? Or STDs? STD are fairly easy to check. If you are worried about commitment, you just have to avoid maleslvts.

[@Icarus2134]

The dog thing made me confused, cause like, im pretty sure dogs dont have boobs, they just have nipples..... right? How do you even define what a boob is? I dunno just me? Why am I putting this much thought on this ugh. Edit: *insert annoying edit about the amount of like here cause im quirky like that*

[@nightlysobbing]

Yeah because men have nipples too. Maybe the presence of mammary glands?

[@argyelanadam]

Yeah but if it's a bitch? I'm pretty sure we can call them boobs at least for the time they are nursing and they are filled with milk.

[@uglify]

Not gonna lie, that quote gave me some beastiality vibes, like he's been checking out his dogs boobs..

[@whatifieatedsoap]

Árgyelán Ádám i forgot girl dogs were called bitches for a moment-

[@FagatronUchiha]

Simply Specialxx right i was trying to process who he was talking to

[@Hi-yt2xk]

Ah yes, The Joker, most famous for being just a really nice guy

[@argyelanadam]

Joker supporters are manchildren.

[@kimseokjin1675]

Ah yes the nicest guy

[@jackiereyes8573]

Sorry I believe you're talking about Joe Goldberg. I mean, who wouldn't want a manipulative, friend killing, guy.

[@lesedintuli1464]

Was Joker ever a nice guy?

[@outstanderoutlander4701]

Guys!!!! Don't you know? Jokers, just, like, so misunderstood. He's a nice guy.

[@ilanalfaro1266]

"if men are like shoe laces, I'm wearing flip flops for the rest of my life" nah man, Velcro light up sketchers are where it's at.

[@banditxavier2893]

(Stomps around in light up shoes while blaring techno)

[@somniato7759]

You had me at "light up Sketchers"

[@rockstarprincessa]

seggsy

[@Matthew-jv3il]

Don't forget crocs tho

[@kaleidoscope5054]

Demonias

[@kwhrtkl7614]

Emily is just funny like it's the friend that everyone want 😂😂😭

[@CalamityDog4054]

So true! 😂❤

[@cormacdowgert5182]

yAaAaAS

[@kwhrtkl7614]

@Tori Castell same I want REAL friends

[@they534]

No

[@entah.]

@@they534 yes

[@XaviNecro]

Emily's transitions are smoother then Chris Hemsworth's flirty remarks in my dreams.

[@sumayosuber8076]

BDHDBDB WHAT

[@XaviNecro]

@@sumayosuber8076 her transitions are more smooth then Chris Hemsworth's flirty remarks in my dreams.

[@soosh571]

Necromage 101 periodt girl

[@sumayosuber8076]

I just- I mean at least dreaming w taste

[@c3po_bby796]

You 🤝 me Thirst dreaming about people we will never bang

[@pamgreenfield2853]

The type of men that like this make me want to throw up. Respect women, your moms, aunts, cousins, grandmas, great grandmas.

[@jorindal6382]

No

[@chaotically_organised4678]

@@jorindal6382 What-

[@itiswhatitismindset]

Sure.

[@sofvpgn]

sure.

[@itiswhatitismindset]

@@sofvpgn hinata shōyo 👀

[@joshuakottil4919]

Ok... But like that sponsor ad was the smoothest transition I've ever seen... Like... WOAH 😳😏😌 Edit:for the record... Ik she does a lot of ads... Im a big fan of her... It's just that I liked today's like GOSH

[@s29nv1sr1]

'tis her specialty. I've never seen anybody do a sponsorship as well as Emily.

[@they534]

No

[@justicefall6300]

Joshua Kottil Took the words right out of my mouth.

[@davinwilliams3130]

I've heard better kzbin.info/www/bejne/aJXNqaGgr9KfeZo Just this one

[@cebsilepnxumalo604]

IKR

[@jinji4809]

“Imagine if your boob size really did correlate to the loudness of your voice... I’d be mute” I laughed for so long 😭😂

[@inirafitzpatrick315]

You can laugh

[@starlit_ivy]

That explains why I’m so quiet

[@Moonstar79]

“Never date a girl with shapes” But I’m in love with the shape of you~

[@isthatachicken]

"I TEXTED HER 27 TIMES TELLING HER HOW BEAUTIFUL SHE *IS* AND SHE WON'T EVEN GIVE ME A _F R E N C H_ *KISS* " "Never love someone just because the person having *curves and SHAPES* " LOOOORD😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

[@xannahowx]

Well, girls are the ones who have to face the consequences of the boys actions So maybe just a peck on the lips XD

[@misocompilations1044]

Itz_ya_ panda lol no. the boys have to face the consequences of their own actions. 👀 but their egos (not all men, btw allot of guys are nice, but like the majority) are so fragile they have to blame the other gender. so sad

[@xannahowx]

@@misocompilations1044 XD but tbf if it went abit far it would be the girl who had to squeeze a baby outta their but. BTW! IK THIS IS A JOKEEEEEEEE

[@misocompilations1044]

Itz_ya_ panda and that’s on the narcissistic men who think they can do whatever they want to whoever they want 👍🏻 (also i have a terrible sense of when people are being sarcastic or not, i apologize.)

[@icravedeath.1200]

I find it aufully ironic that of all characters he could've used as a background for that, he used agent 47 from hitman, one of the most ace fictional men out there. (Also, his whole character arc is about him gaining control over his life filled with never ending pessimism and vitriol).

[@LazyDuckGamerOnPluto]

Yes the queen Emily has uploaded

[@grantamanta2415]

LazyDuckGamerhi BLM simp

[@gothicwebby2097]

Granta Manta is a compliment simping now? ok 🅱️oomer

[@tamakama5844]

@@grantamanta2415 what's wrong with respecting the Queen

[@sokyu7723]

Granta Manta Respecc our Queen Emily

[@farwa83]

@@grantamanta2415 do you even know what a simp is? 😶

[@user-ie3px3cd1b]

Me:*being the daughter of a math teacher and watching this video Also me: what the fu-

[@itiswhatitismindset]

Stay safe from the men :(

[@turtlesarefantastic9620]

@@itiswhatitismindset ok please don't generalise

[@itiswhatitismindset]

@@turtlesarefantastic9620 No no that was meant to be a joke

[@sofvpgn]

xD

[@bia0250]

Same lmao

[@emilyferkin7431]

I don't know what's more frightening... the toxic masculinity or the grammar

[@ligma343]

Both.

[@ericlol1337]

idk why young men think the joker is the greatest character ever written Edit: Can yall stop replying? for all the 100+ replies i get a email each wtf

[@koolkat-hq5xc]

Because it justifies being a bad person

[@argyelanadam]

I think it's a kind of mentality where they blame the world around them for their own shortcomings instead of trying to better themselves in a genuine and fulfilling way. Honestly I see a lot of movements and groups both left and right on the political spectrum, where they act like manchildren, expecting the world to take care of them and provide for them.

[@suckstosuck7605]

Árgyelán Ádám yep both side of a spectrum are the same

[@chrisp.9385]

Not all men idolize the joker, most people like him but aren't as extreme as some people who literally think Joker is actually a missunderstood guy and think that he doesn't Harley

[@DrRockor]

I think it’s the new Tyler Durden if anyone remembers fight club

[@anjanarao1303]

“5 feet, can you imagine? Ugh you’d have to carry that in a wheelbarrow” GIRL YOU ARE KILLING ME!😂😂

[@cerysxox]

😂 😂

[@ranianieves9349]

Lmao I was dying

[@KuLaydMahn]

"What is your ideal cup size?" "Baritone."

[@runawaygemm5397]

B A S S

[@pretty948]

Ah yes

[@edenrosenberg9141]

Yes

[@tej...1514]

If men are like shoe laces... Then honey im wearing flip-flops for the rest of my life. -emily (2020)

[@jadew4677]

Yeet

[@deepeshmeena6570]

Sandals for life.

[@mayahall8034]

I hate how guys say “ aLl GuRlS aRe tHe SaMe”.. it’s like.. dude, unless you have met every single girl in the universe shut up-

[@olchapplobro5258]

i have met every girl to ever exist, and i can confirm they are not all the same

[@themoonreadmydiary]

I swear Emily is the female Kurtis. She’s so underrated.

[@farwa83]

More like female drew gooden

[@felixx3128]

Literally tho

[@ilovemusicssooomuch283]

she has the sarcasm of him

[@Aaaaoooiiii]

Idk maybe lol

[@namesurname1584]

Yeahhh

[@mirrorball1752]

I was literally thinking about how stupid these were once i followed them, i unfollowed tho. I also hate how they don't give women much respect there! Edit: for all those in the replies saying that women also don't give respect to men, I think it depends on the women, it's not like all women are the same just like men. Even if it's true we should end bad with good so we can make a difference.

[@tamakama5844]

Ikr they don't give women ANY respect 😤

[@CindyWarren2004]

Exactly whats the relation between a girls relationship and guy's success the hell??

[@dannymontaino700]

king

[@L6901Malice]

Simp alert

[@Lordlos9]

Your name sounds like you don't respect women either don't put on a front for these people.

[@ceci9933]

THE TRANSITION FROM ANNOYING MEN TO THE EARPHONE SPONSORSHIP OMG GHGFHDF QUEEN

[@r_kayne]

These "motivation" accounts are the weirdest thing in the world and I will never understand them

[@musidaw]

Waited for Emily to sneak in that promo, was not disappointed.

[@lhea9712]

i just realized that emily’s channel is so nostalgic in a way

[@dawnmukosera8444]

I honestly have never not laughed at ur video before, ur really underrated I'm saying she said funny guys...

[@maxwestbrook7011]

I dont wanna start anything, but theres no reason to be rude, she’s just trying to be comedic and you dont have to watch if you dont like it. Hope you have a nice day.

[@boinkboink8448]

@@maxwestbrook7011 Read the comment again, but *slowly*

[@urgrandma8564]

@@maxwestbrook7011 i think you read it wrong, it's fine though i read it wrong first too. she said she's never *not* laughed at a video

[@calm_insaniti]

Caroline Pierson yikes

[@sukisuniverse2257]

I thought you said you never laughed 😂

[@deceasedhado]

Salesclerk: Oh, hello! What kind of clothes are you looking for? Guy: Uh, yeah. Do you have anything that suggests intimacy with my math teacher's daughter? Y'know s e x u a l l y? i'm dyingggggg

[@nkopanelesedilebona9227]

Was that a key and Peele reference

[@maxblanchard5258]

And the way the music ends just as he says that

[@cassiusvdiniz]

8:40 i appreciate the clarification because i only tough "5 centimeters?? this cant be right"

[@cassiusvdiniz]

(for weird measurement people: 5 cm is about 2 in)

[@PGOuma]

I can see why these people ended up single...

[@aragorniielessar1894]

Me too, but also being single is not the end of the world.

[@ada.3880]

@@aragorniielessar1894 it is for them apparently which is the whole reason why that page even exists

[@innocentsin696]

once I saw a post in this page that said "i'm single because i know girls." like dude no you're single because girls know you smh

[@musicalchairstacking]

"If men are like shoelaces...I'm gonna wear flip flops for the rest of my life" Me: *chuckles in bisexual*

[@L6901Malice]

But dat gay?

[@aanyapanchal4122]

LMAO SAME.. sorry that was aggressive

[@12s0ph]

Ah flip, I can’t wear my trainers anymore 😭😭😭

[@ΣκοτώνωΧαρά]

Me laughs in anime waifus

[@louloudaki_]

me: *hears emily say that* -pause me: *laughing cause i feel that* -pause me: *laughing cause i have a boyfriend and i don’t feel that*

[@niah6121]

At 5:47 ppl wanna put girls down for having guys at separate times just in a somewhat close range but a guy could have multiple girls at the same time and the same ppl will be praised for it because its not a problem then

[@DiesDasDaniel]

I feel like i have to Apologize to all girls/woman out there for pages like this... oh boy 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@argyelanadam]

It's okay dude you don't have to apologize, just make sure not to follow retarded pages like this.

[@theoverunderthinker]

you realize that the posts are this way on purpose, right? It's purposefully over the top. You guys are acting like they are posting their diary pages out there. It's like the onion, it's a parody of motivational pages. It's a send up! It is offensive/immature/"uber -bro" on purpose! THAT IS THE ENTIRE POINT! you must feel that all men really think like this somewhere deep down which is why you can't see this is all poking fun at men's motivational pages! it's clearly a joke! don't take it so seriously! :) Also, you don't get to apologize for the page unless you made it. Your apology is meaningless unless the page reflects is how YOU feel in YOUR heart. You don't get to speak for men. I am a man and I never voted you my king! you collectivists kill me: "I am a man so what some other idiot man posts on Instagram reflects on me, so I have to let the women know that I, as a man, am not like that other bad man and that I am a good man... I AM ONE OF THE GOOD MEN!" relax, buddy, nobody thinks this is how you think. It's a parody account! LOL!

[@srishtiii96]

@@argyelanadam i know that you didn't mean it but, saying the R-word is wrong. It's very offensive and hurtful to people who are actually disabled. It would be better if you could edit your comment to remove that word, and not use it again.

[@itstriplem2069]

SIMP ALERT, CODE RED, DEPLOYING ANTI SIMP DIVISION

[@yandereboyenthusiast8149]

EmperorShadow Yes, because you’re automatically a simp if you treat someone with basic human respect and empathy.

[@abdelrahmanhendawy6505]

Emily has been literally carrying us through this quarantine QUEEN

[@Mualskii]

Her back must be TIRED

[@sakshigulati5146]

These are Indian "motivational pages". I can literally bet on it.

[@ashheartz7890]

I was just thinking this

[@she_wizzdom4410]

Lol absolutely sure they are

[@dishamahesh1112]

yes there's a 90% chance that's true. and now after watching slayy point's video i think it's 95%

[@nandithas7643]

I agree

[@fartctrl]

Yep

[@babylonprojectillustration2014]

Okay, but that 'red flag' bit was really well done omg-

[@scarlettskipper9352]

LMAO yes!

[@princeastral2983]

Not even Emily,the new marvel hero who fights misogyny with sarcasm

[@tamakama5844]

*In cinemas 2021*

[@maryammuhib]

But if it's not even Emily, then who is it??

[@chrisp.9385]

Marvel is kinda sexist tho😂

[@Rachel98246]

Chris P. How? 🙄

[@Dagenspear]

@@Rachel98246 It took well into phase 3 to have a female superhero and Endgame barely used much of its female characters (Shuri was written off as dusted off screen, for all the hubaloo about Carol she was essentially a non-entity as a character, Cassie Lang was in barely any part, Okoye really didn't do much and Valkyrie was there to be given something after not being very involved in the movie), and the ones it did use, one of them was killed off in placement of a male character (Natasha) and the other I think didn't have a lot to do and wasn't given the role she had in the comics, which was given to Tony (Nebula). Even the actual Captain Marvel movie, I think, to me, barely used the majority of its female cast as characters. Only Carol had things going on. While the male characters had abundant screentime. I think Darcy, Jane and Frigga had more stuff to do in Thor 2, than CM had for it's side female characters. THOR. 2.

[@llladybird.]

“if men are like shoelaces, i’m wearing flip flops for the rest of my life” - Emily, 2020

[@haroldathandywoman]

Its like the MANLY version of those "Just Girly Things" posts

[@qas2644]

@@TheBeautyBeat03 Welp don't search any toxic feminist post then

[@prada4bratz]

Blink ?😍

[@dishamahesh1112]

correct. and both are very toxic...

[@aizsniperi]

kirishima

[@edenrosenberg9141]

@@dishamahesh1112 exactly

[@poffydaisy5134]

as a hexagon this offended me

[@mayadargeon2172]

To be fair, the "you never texted, only replied" is kind of ... Relatable to me ? And it could be relatable for anyone with low self esteem and stuff ? I'm a girl. My self esteem is low as fuck and I oftenly think how annoying I am to my friends because my mom said so many times that I was a "heartless monster who possess all the flaws in the world and that no one will ever love me for my personnality" that I legit think it's true, even if it probably isn't. Anyway, because of that, I feel like I'm a burden to anyone I call friends. And I have a friend like that, who I can only talk through texts who ... Never start the conversation ? I'm always the one doing so and I find myself thinking that they musn't like me that much if they can't take the time to at least say "hi" you know ?

[@ka-fj1cb]

This is kinda relatable , I would suggest taking a break . Also I'm sorry this stuff happened to you , times will change you just gotta focus on doing what's best for you . Good luck bro .

[@cookiesnbubbles]

That thought also occurred to me at that point on the video; to me it was the only post that was actually relatable (for all, not just men)

[@dianacardy336]

Wouldn’t surprise me if he’s just doing small talk.. like in every conversation 😂👌

[@Vaishnavi_875]

@@cookiesnbubbles a1

[@aaradhyaneti320]

that's what I thought toooo, I don't feel that way myselff but I know a lot of people who doo and I don't find a problem with that post but the other ones are just * cringes *

[@korviscapetrova5269]

I'm actually saddened because of the number of people who follow those page and think that it's real

[@kayaeki]

its sad tbh

[@gumdeo]

most people are easily fooled

[@春子-o5d]

Emily: 1 Misogynistic instagram account: 0 Please react to a lot more posts. Let's build up the scoreboard.

[@chrisp.9385]

They aren't misogynistic tho😂 they're dumb af but are kinda true, it's just the way they told it was kinda shit

[@deletedaccount6071]

Chris P. Its misogynistic.

[@megang5906]

Chris P. Don’t even try at this point, it’s not worth it

[@kimseokjin1675]

@@chrisp.9385 kinda true? Lmaoo that joke was so funny i 💀

[@livindeadghoul]

@@chrisp.9385 Just say you like these and go

[@jimin5975]

I just hurt my throat laughing uncontrollably for like 6 minutes over a girl on youtube saying 'love is the hardest drug, especially if you like boobs and vegina' My throat actually hurts i had to get water

[@aaradhyaneti320]

I think I have a cold coming in and this video just made my throat hurt even more XD

[@bloemenbuitengezet]

My math teacher's daughter is 3 years old...

[@G.Syunaflor]

shit

[@JB-wl7jx]

W A I T

[@shakirashipslied9721]

I'm sure you can hear the sirens :)

[@eloasain4520]

The FBI is coming

[@lilzy1235]

They tryna catch a case

[@movedtoponko_official8706]

This account looks like a 51 year old Ukrainian man runs it with Google Translate.

[@s8j7s71]

It probably is

[@s8j7s71]

I know Ukrainians run a few tiktok and meme repost accounts for money I guess

[@larsswig912]

This is oddly specific yet incredibly accurate

[@floppa559]

i have a strong feeling that an indian man runs it

[@jae4427]

@Xox_ELISA _CØØK_xoX I'm assuming you've just finished watching Hamilton on Disney+?

[@juliettegibson9845]

How are her sponsorship inserts always so smoothly done?? What a queen.

[@macoy3943]

Me *gets cheated*: Suddenly I feel a burning sensation in my eyes. I feel liquid ooze down my face, my world turns black. I collapse to the floor clutching at my now empty eyelids, screaming in agony

[@suonimo7350]

wha t

[@amiable97]

@@suonimo7350 eyes be melting

[@lolatoa581]

.....................'kay

[@mrszoldyck8186]

Lmao nice

[@lostotter1956]

Are you okay??

[@tigertechs9785]

On behalf of all the guys we’re sorry

[@frostedcherrikookie1848]

You don't have to be. We know not all guys are like this. But it does really make me feel upset when there are a small amount of guys who believe things like this. These posts remind me of my stepdads humor and he is always telling me that women are to be pretty for men and men are to be strong and dominant. It makes me feel helpless and small in comparison to men. But i always tell myself that there are other men than people like my stepdad. Sometimes it's hard though when I live with him 24/7. Sorry about that rant. Point is, you have nothing to apologize for.

[@xoxosalma6303]

thank you !! xoxo

[@rp1455]

@@frostedcherrikookie1848 This was a really sweet and empathetic comment, but also cuts right to the chase about guilt. Hope you're holding up ok :) Edit: I should clarify that what I meant was that it's amazing that you're going through what you're going through but also recognising that people don't have to feel guilt on behalf of other people within their demographic group that are shitty. Obviously we shouldn't passively tolerate any form of bigotry, but feeling guilty because of other people's actions is pointless and doesn't make any sense.

[@peiithos]

ty for understanding and apologizing

[@samruddhi7262]

Thanks broski! I hope you end up getting a great family that treat you the way you deserve to be treated :)

[@AshleyPicklesHCLC]

The guy I dated in high school still shares posts like this. We’re in our late 20’s 😐😐😐

[@lilyb4107]

No one: Not a single soul: Not even the joker, inspiration of all: Me, the daughter of two math teachers: 👁👄👁 oh no

[@chiefpurrfect8389]

sis run

[@mehikaapandey]

Oh wait lmao i also realized my mom is a math teacher

[@stephanietanner9509]

Run for your life gurlie

[@DeadpoolX9]

*chuckles, I'm in danger

[@lora3485]

My dad's a math teacher

[@tjltl]

As a man, these "men's motivation" posts are making me feel the opposite of motivated

[@theoverunderthinker]

as a man, do you think these are sincere thoughts, or a joke/parody of what Uber Bros would post? don't they seem a little on the nose to be real? :)

[@tjltl]

@@theoverunderthinker I know people who act like this, I'm pretty sure they're real

[@ligma343]

@@theoverunderthinker Can you read your username?

[@theoverunderthinker]

@@tjltl I don't know anyone who would 1)think this way consistently and also 2) post about their philosophy every day. feels like a troll account, but believe what you want. Not that we will ever know.

[@theoverunderthinker]

​@@ligma343 "It is better to overthink or underthink then to never think at all!" :P

[@aliyah77_]

Her transitions when she talks about her sponsors are so smooth lmao

[@Purrl1775]

I love the way she randomly introduces her sponsors to us

[@thealmightybucket5930]

“If men are shoe laces, then I’m gonna wear flip flops for the rest of my life.” Me, a lesbian: AMEN

[@12s0ph]

sourkiwichair marceline But my trainers....... imma miss them 😭😭😭😭😭

[@JesseDanLee]

That's why we wear Birks

[@sheppee5608]

We hate men

[@lanah-bc3648]

Sameeee

[@ada.3880]

@@sheppee5608 we.. shouldn't come oon guys equality isn't that hard to get, we don't hate anyone because of their identity smfhhh

[@otherGuise]

"You should stay single... for an extended amount of time". I 100% agree with you and that literally saved my mid life years. My ex nearly bankrupted me through a shared lease, put my dog down and destroyed my motorcycle. Last thing she sent me was a threatening message demanding closure, because her and her new BF love shooting guns and know where I live. I was so bitter and enraged, that I just needed time to process and let that stuff go. Once I got there, started up a great relationship and am a lot happier. Although, people could have been nicer along the way, I can't count the amount of times people asked me "What did you do to get her to do all that?" Like, cmon.

[@LorenaLatorre]

"can you imagine? ugh, 5 feet? that would be.. a disability. you'd have to carry that thing around in a wheelbarrow"

[@petrfedor1851]

Now imagine 5 metres!!!

[@sophiyarobinson7774]

Now imagine 5.cm 😂😂😂😂

[@sofvpgn]

xD

[@amihernandez532]

You know they're a good youtuber when raycon sponsors them

[@idontwantahandle651]

And she's so underrated

[@octo-pops]

You know they're a good KZbinr when they listen to Kpop with RayCon earbuds

[@papaya-4817]

totally

[@leeknow1005]

A M Harrison yea lol

[@idkwholizzieis]

“if men are like shoelaces, then honey i’m gonna wear flip flops for the rest of my life.” -emily 2020

[@bonniebubs]

emily you're being evicted oh no! she can't hear us *she has her raycon earbuds in!*

[@justanotherstranger3672]

oh god oh fu-

[@shakirashipslied9721]

BITCH, you almost made me choke on my water lmao take my like for making me nearly die of laughter, thank you.

[@crazykawaiihai]

"You'd have to carry that around in a wheelbarrow" lol

[@elizzle8955]

Emily’s ad transitions are smoother than my skin.

[@muna4213]

Emily has crazy facial structure,, too bad she's not even Emily

[@alinasperception]

the landlord: "i'm evicting you" her ears: "she cAn'T hEaR yOu cAuSe she's listening to K-pOp."

[@patheticlover1573]

@• Namu • bc kpop is good

[@janberrycakes]

@• Namu • ,Because it's just a music genre loved by many!

[@Coco-bl8zg]

@• Namu • I don't think there would be a proper answer to that question. Why NOT k-pop?

[@Lii_Skye]

Your "assh" jokes had me laughing on the floor.😂😂 So imma subscribe.

[@benjaminschonfeld5305]

"Men on Mission"...I like that it's shortens to M.O.M. Maybe he should have asked her to proofread...maybe then there would not be such a mess.

[@alaaalaff5255]

You're literally one of the best entertainers out there I swear

[@_-AB-_]

I took the "liking a post" as a dare. Failed miserably, you found most vile and indefensible ones. The ones who like them need help. Except for "nice guys ends in pain", everyone suffers! There is no escape, but everyone feels joy as well. Or the one with shape and curves.

[@whaat279]

Not gonna lie, this feels like a troll account to me cause of all the spelling and grammar mistakes and it just seems so ridiculous. One can only hope I guess

[@deepeshmeena6570]

It probably is.

[@chiefpurrfect8389]

Nah, what you've described is essentially your average men's online "activism" in a nutshell. Funny how their platforms are supposedly dedicated to men but talk about literally nothing but women and trying to police our behavior.

[@iand6184]

Chief Purrfect yeah it’s annoying. But to be fair there are plenty of women’s pages who do male bashing

[@jdbeier8520]

Even if it is, there is probably some people that have un-ironically liked these posts.

[@nothisispatrick9618]

@Maria DAHMANI im a girl and i find it hilarious, no need to take everything too seriously

[@nil.2713]

Sad that some of these men think that they are still in the 1950s and that women do just live for them and if they won't satisfy him then it is the most adequate reaction to tear them down. Amazing, we've come so far. Nice video by the way.

[@xchrysantha]

10:11 "You never text me. You just reply me." Actually I get this. I think the subject was saying that they were the ones actively pursuing conversations or reaching out, and the other person just replied to them instead of doing the same. I hope that makes sense. Messages like, "How are you?" or "Good morning!" can feel really one-sided if you're the only one sending them, because it could make you feel like you're not as loved or appreciated equally. I found the rest of the messages to be either hilarious or just ridiculous, but this one actually made me feel for them.

[@mxnd1sa.]

When she was in the middle of advertising the earbuds another ad came up about sofas. *I can't handle so many ads about my life guys* ALSO YAY KPOP STANS UNITE 💜💜💜