The Melon Transcender (Garry's Mod Melon Bomber)

[@DrPhoerrets]

"I used to be good at this!" "I need to up my game." "I just punched myself in the face because of this." All the things I've said about my performances. Both in game and in bed... I feel a lot of things they say could be transferred to the bedroom.

[@PravusGaming]

Description says Turps is in this video, but I'm not hearing that glorious, loud voice...

[@MertsyUniverse]

He had a babby.

[@Obliviontvnetwork]

MertsyUniverse Meow.

[@narutokazok]

MertsyUniverse That must've hurt. I'd have thought his hole was too small.

[@yuratchkaplisetskys3063]

narutokazok Didn't you know? Ross gets his shit straight from Turps' butthole, it's enlarged over time. 'Bout the size of a melon.

[@BalthorYT]

MertsyUniverse how is babby made?

[@canihavesomepc]

"I haven't seen that kind of play since Harvey Oswald in 1963." hahahaha

[@Shilag]

For once in his life, Smiffy actually DOES need to try a little bit harder.

[@CJtheRad]

That dog story should be at the start of Sips' keynote speech at the next Sipsco International Business Conference.

[@ZRStein]

Melon Bomber is definitely my favorite GMod minigame that these guys play. Nothing quite as intense as four guys trying to kill each other with explosive melons. Also, it hasn't been overplayed to the point that I don't enjoy it anymore.

[@Grnvolpe]

It's like my Grandma used to say "If Sips was good at video games, we wouldn't have so much fun"

[@nikbol43below]

I love Trott's improvement in the second half of this series.

[@earlgrey2130]

They are all so MLG ( Melon league gaming) xD

[@farquhar0407]

Haha

[@PaulAndNeishaSauce]

How can there be 301 views if there's only 7 billion people one this planet?

[@SalsCorner]

Good medal for you sir .....!

[@calumas]

Your picture is the guy from Tim and Eric's pizza rolls commercial right? Don't you think he looks like Sips but with weird hair?

[@awesomepwn12]

Star 4046 just a joke :P live a little

[@SalsCorner]

Calzinho90 Holy crap, it's a blond sips lookalike!

[@toddzelin4103]

***** No.

[@MisterOfu]

For some reason I find this much more entertaining than the old MB series.

[@henazdenarion7594]

Yes, Lee Harvey Oswald was adept at busting melons.

[@Strausburg]

Yeah, didn't you know he was Gallagher's great grandpappy?

[@Balaclava96]

Love seeing that he sticks with the old crew:)

[@NyapoleonVT]

8:05 sips reaction was priceless. XD

[@mhffighter1]

Sips o clock!

[@jht123567]

i like how sips doesn't take advantage of the powerups

[@Treekco24]

Some next level play right there.

[@NarniaJGC]

I am groot

[@WarDude76]

Good for you.

[@AustinLoweBorne]

I should expect Groot to us proper capitalization and punctuation, thank you.

[@twiggy120]

WarDude76 Groot for you ;)

[@irongoose99]

I am Groot*

[@CerealEnjoyer]

I am not Groot.

[@MrJohnboyofsj]

Turn based winning. One episode sips wins hard then trot steals the lead next Ross goes on a shit feeding streak!

[@mrmaggot6699]

Trott was hilarious this episode. =P

[@RogueDJ]

"oh, look at how big my melons are" - Sips, 2015

[@whitewizard915]

"We'll meet in the middle" I'm done. bye. XD

[@jackjb246]

3:25 was I the only one who was watching Smithy and Ross duke it out that I missed Sips trap himself with the worst play ever lol

[@jesselovebug14]

Yay! Melon time

[@Nate_NG]

8:09 in the video. Am I the only one that sees the melon bomber as if in 3rd person not birds eye

[@SamFishback]

and it only gets better!

[@goonerdan90]

"look how big my melons are"- Sips 2015

[@TheKidHD]

Play the long dark! It's fun to watch

[@judgeholden6761]

Trott needs to yell GARU-GAMESH more

[@dongding2741]

GMod is getting boring, but some good ol' melon bomber never hurted anyone

[@okdanhe]

sips is there nothing out there you want to play that isnt gmod?

[@marktracey6680]

3.00 PM = sips time :)

[@DemonHeart719]

Sips Did you know I love you

[@KnightSpecter]

Harvey Oswald in 1992, wow trott

[@mvtta]

Not sure if this is better than Chet Williams reviewing things.

[@qwertdwlrma]

Poor Alsmithy XD

[@Blako97]

Just curious anyone know when a series that's not Gary's mod is gonna start

[@FreaksFromNether]

I love you guys (nohomo) xD .. You are so funny

[@_zuhayr9332]

'I too like to play a game of risky melon'

[@Macaroli]

Hi sips! I love you!

[@calrussell1329]

You need to start playing another city building game, its been a while

[@Universum]

Fuck yes more melonbomber!

[@tendralsonofvendral]

Hail Sips god of melons

[@TheOdd]

He really knows the sweet spots on those melons.

[@CayneOfficial]

Trotty not so hotty

[@martyn7053]

Does anybody remember old beardo Good times :) garrys mid is fun too tho

[@oliver8172]

So it seems sips stopped ttt for awhile they should do dark rp now.

[@TheRemoteDetonation]

mellonies!

[@KarstenOkk]

MELOOOONE

[@TheWanderingPlayer]

When are your other series coming back?

[@meganweipers2101]

when he wants to play them

[@konish6831]

You have been posting a lot of gmod where did dirt quest and cheat police go? What the heck man!

[@meganweipers2101]

if you listen to his podcast thing he says the reason he plays it so much, it's becasue he likes it and enjoys, the reason he is not uploading any of his wee let's plays is 'casue he doesnt want to play any games like that, he said he isnt looking forward to any new games, what's better, watching a game he wants o play and enjoys or watching a game he dosnt want to play and deosnt enjoy? The answer is clear for me, also he had a hrad drive crash

[@elfgoat]

i hope sips doesnt keep this up D:, looking back at what he uploaded a month ago, he was uploading far cry, sims 4, dont starve, along with gmod.. now we've just got gmod for the past month with a couple animations and guest appearances from chet williams... i understand that he may be busy with double dragon and all but... eh, gmod gets tiring when literally half my sub box is gmod from all the different youtubers i watch (it was tiring on day one tbh)

[@DennisB1997]

Richard Davies his hard drive broke, yes, but I've been hearing that for the past month... Surely it won't take one whole month to get things up and running again, maybe even with another PC if necessary, and to then record some new video's...

[@Strausburg]

At least melon bomber feels like a different game. TTT/Murder can get repetitive, but I'm in it for that sweet Sips commentary, not the game.

[@Maedelrosen]

Sorry but melon bomber is funny as fuck

[@elfgoat]

Richard Davies i dont watch gmod at all, i dont find it entertaining really

[@iamnotwithouttoads8914]

Dennis Beukhof His hard drive broke, but also it's been Christmas and he would of been with his family. Unfortunately, making videos about playing games is probably secondary to spending time with his family.

[@GhostJackel07]

Does smiffy have an anger issue?

[@nkedgun1011]

8:07 man that mouth got really small then

[@brrehbock1]

AWWW SMIFFFFY

[@I_THE_ME]

Prop hunt plz I'm a buss

[@SirRibbwich]

Lee Harvey Oswald. Pls.

[@maru-zee]

Yeah, you were good at this game before Smiffy. I was thinknig that all last video :P

[@Dovidbre]

HARMMMM

[@alexerickson2475]

Saw the title and thought it said "The Melon Transgender"

[@ИванДражев]

Play the YOLO game.

[@devlon2million]

OI Spips m8

[@ThaRealSAK]

I literally said the same fact about sex to someone today haha

[@bostonterrierowner]

You guys have sexy voices

[@Dylan_332]

lol

[@norwegianfencer3330]

1st lolz. Love ur vids sips!

[@hardingella]

how has this video got 2068 likes and only 1046 views :-P

[@Noobazzah]

I take it you're new to KZbin? -__-

[@MrAddemaster]

10 minutes? really?

[@meganweipers2101]

would you like tio watch 30 mins of it? 10 m,ins is a good time

[@MrAddemaster]

Dark Meadows yes, i would watch that. you don't need to watch everything at once

[@candyqueenify]

Wow they got annoying so fast!

[@123455thatguy]

Got to be honest this is my least favourite gmod series.

[@yuratchkaplisetskys3063]

I love it! It would be better with more people though!

[@pokemonpasta]

it's nice to have a break from the usual gmod. Not that i dont like it though

[@PhantomandPsyberan]

First

[@devlon2million]

not even

[@123455thatguy]

Fuck off

[@Cod6powner]

Melon Bomber is so so boring

[@Obliviontvnetwork]

So here's the question we're all thinking when reading your comment - Why did you click this video?

[@MrJsmproductions]

So are transatlantic trade routes to some people but I think they're well exciting

[@koalafornia]

More gmod? Zzzzz

[@KodeXaero]

Can't take anymore gmod, unsubscribe.

[@PhantomPsyberan]

First

[@123455thatguy]

No, now get your plague of a comment out of here.

[@starshadow5469]

burn it with fire!