In Soviet Russia! Christmas

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[@poweroffriendship2.0]

*_In America, Thanos has all the Infinity Stones..._* *_In Soviet Mother Russia, Infinity Stones got Thanos._*

[@kyleandrade6140]

Friendship either way everyone dies

[@trillykokybrawlstars7716]

Lol

[@logicallysmart9531]

Lol

[@savageboy5259]

Friendship that damn good

[@olibetperez1025]

Maybe in Avengers Endgame maybe te infinity stones will chase Thanos. Just saying..

[@anakanina9316]

In America santa gives presents to you In Soviet Russia you give presents to santa

[@icey6775]

In America you drink soda In Soviet Russia soda drinks you

[@swagboi6988]

Ana Kanina I just thought of that

[@MajorFortyFour]

We don't have Santa, we have Frost Grandfather-Дед Мороз

[@SiegWitch]

In America, you cook food. In Soviet Russia, food cooking you.

[@jamie-leelineker9329]

In America,you hunt for gold in Soviet Russia, gold hunts for you

[@xXdqBlizzardXx]

In america, you watch yo mama In soviet russia, yo mama watch you!

[@Catboi9000]

No wait that's poland. Their newest security tech. Old people watching out of the window for their bellowed young ones.

[@StormTheFurry.28]

In America you play chess in Soviet Russia chess play you

[@garysheldonjr8379]

Yo mama so STRONG she can eat jaw breakers like marshmallows.

[@vanessa-tn2ls]

BOB THE TERMINATOR oof

[@ramseygarcia1409]

Yomamaso STRONG, Hulk Hogan said HELL NO BROTHER

[@kyleandrade6140]

Yo mama so FAT, not even STRONG mama can lift her.

[@ramseygarcia1409]

@@kyleandrade6140 Yomama so tall, People thought she was the statue of liberty

[@medoesstuff9288]

BOB THE TERMINATOR yo mama so smart,in Baldi basic she can answer the third question

[@LS-rv3jl]

In America you mow the lawn in Soviet Russia the lawn mows you!

[@pw0ps562]

L S Ouch,that is painful.

[@nohandle2002]

Yo mama so tall, everyone thought she was the north pole!

[@Primordial_Snorlax]

Roses are red violets are blue IN SOVIET RUSSIA, Poem WRITES YOU

[@NOSEXER]

In soviet russia, you rob a bank. In capitalistic America, bank robs you.

[@TrabbyPatty]

In America, you throw football In Soviet Russia, football throws you

[@sallyduplechin]

No just god awful

[@avalite1019]

I can't

[@avalite1019]

I hate it

[@TrabbyPatty]

Don’t care

[@randyvillanueva7548]

Booooooooooooooooooooo

[@FloofBoop]

Hey, if two opposing mamas are next to each other, like hot mama and ugly mama, then do they cancel out?

[@thesonon_official]

No, when you click on this from the notifications, it gets highlighted for you to see your comment easier if you made more than one.

[@puregaming3976]

:O

[@FloofBoop]

thesonon oh, thank you!

[@MsPancakeGirl]

@@thesonon_official Wait What? He asked that before the edit?

[@onerandomguy7989]

Sky The Mantitor good question.

[@GreenDemonPlay]

Do yo mama is mysterious

[@selina7454]

In Amerika you drink Yoghurt In Soviet Russia Yoghurt drinks you!

[@selina7454]

Moist Towelet Im actually from Germany so.... Don’t correct my comments pls! (No hate but thx)

[@selina7454]

Moist Towelet Sorry if this sounds rude...

[@BulgarChanyu]

Moist Towelet lol

[@ric3e]

So yogurt drinks your !iss?

[@panteautomatenpåmeny]

@Moist Towelet acctually it doesnt matter.. You dont need to seem important. Either of them is rigth.

[@tomozyan_]

In America You watch videos In Soviet Russia Videos Watch you

[@avanii3198]

Yo mama so strong she makes the rock look like a pebble🔥🔥♥️♥️.

[@manuelirizarry68]

Xxforever.avani xX lol

[@sysierius]

Smartwatch?

[@deanfalkyn]

In America, Thanos snaps his fingers with the Infinity Gauntlet In Soviet Mother Russia, Infinity Gauntlet snaps Thanos

[@noahsim1418]

In America you stab chicken In soviet Russia chicken stab YOU!!

[@thedisgrace9446]

THE ONE HERE I approve

[@orbitervehicle102]

@@thedisgrace9446 that is correct

[@thedisgrace9446]

I like soviet Russia more now

[@intheeghetto4732]

In America u jump on trampoline, In Soviet Russia, trampoline jump on you

[@zonydragon1141]

Yo mama so old, she was mama Coco's great great grandmother.

[@ddddd1168]

Cocos great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandmother.

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

Coco

[@xenomorph6369]

In America Creepers blow up you In Soviet Russia You blow up creepers

[@peesinyourass]

You can in minecraft by using flint and steel and light it up

[@xenomorph6369]

Wow I've never gotten so many bikes so quick on a joke before thanks guys

[@DavidMcCarthy08]

i prefer cars

[@zephranarx2172]

Owwie.

[@MegaMantaGreg1111]

@@xenomorph6369 stfu bitch

[@elmedinadzanic3899]

In America, You eat food, In Soviet Russia, Food eats YOU!

[@sniper4328]

Thats already done

[@familyofspades1598]

:/

[@Hizzarolli]

Wolfie Playez Stole my idea

[@bruhwtf2662]

Burger eating you?.. Cant wait

[@josuesilva6664]

That's the worst joke I heard in my whole entire life

[@einohj2010]

In America you jump on trampoline In solvient russia trampoline jumps on you!

[@igothackedohyeh5721]

well done

[@crepergeorge24channel82]

Yo mama so Strong! When she played Baldi’s Basic’s she snapped his rulerrrrrrrrrrrr...

[@BIeach_]

In america you cut food in soviet russia food cuts you

[@gardevoirfan8452]

In America you visit Jurassic world in Soviet Russia Jurassic world visit you In America you hunt a dinosaur in Soviet Russia dinosaur hunts you In America you light up fireworks in Soviet Russia fireworks light up you

[@kaytk1762]

In America Spinosaurus eats fish. In Soviet Russia fish eats Spinosaurus! (Actually Spinosaurus ate fish in Africa)

[@galaxystarsgacha6245]

Yo mama so STRONG, She broke a house down with her PINKIE!

[@starsaverthe1st315]

Go to hell clay anims if they like they like it

[@MERCEDES190e]

last

[@rekhabegum936]

XXXTENTACON

[@lollol8449]

In America you cut with knife In Soviet Russia knife cut with you

[@randyvillanueva7548]

In American you escape jail in sovint Russia jail escape you

[@coretted570]

in america you vote the president in soviet russia presidents vote YOU.

[@cristinamelchor7197]

In america santa watches you, in soviet russia you watch santa

[@lovinqzayhere2060]

In America you buy a house In Soviet Russia the house buys you

[@ddddd1168]

In America, you build with Legos, In Soviet Russia, Legos build with you.

[@Darkstalker-zm1eb]

Meanwhile in Russia....... In Russia you rob bank In soviet America bank rob YOU

[@theultimatebagoflaughs7760]

(Actually true lol)

[@igothoes2578]

MEME STEALER

[@mxs.royall]

In america u wear clouths In solvient russia clouths wear u

[@GHST-lj6zs]

Its clothes....

[@jordan_fernandez3815]

Its the same thing

[@bossapod2870]

Yo mama so strong she smashed the hulk

[@determa8892]

What?

[@aemiliacarolphonetube9749]

In America you decorate a Christmas tree in Soviet Russia Christmas tree decorate you

[@vanwiegel2234]

That doesn't sound too bad

[@annaprodanova3762]

I wrote that first on Brody's post please tell me you did not copy if you didn't that's good

[@LS-rv3jl]

In America you Steam Vegetables In Soviet Russia Vegetables Steam you... (Insert Evil Veggie Tales)

[@priscilliateck4124]

IN AMERICA THANOS HAS THE INFINITY GAUNTLET IN SOVIET RUSSIA THE INFINITY GAUNTLET HAS THANOS

[@carminenaguit7279]

In america you cook food in Soviet Russia food cooks you

[@Elizabeth-eh8fu]

In america you eat hamburger!! In soviet russia hamburger eat YOu!!

[@SSADO-]

Thelonelyblondgirl He did this before with burger king

[@ianrivers7923]

They did the Burger King already

[@Elizabeth-eh8fu]

Ik

[@coletteotego726]

in America you play fortnight in Soviet russsia fortnight play you

[@ClatterPix]

Colette Otego he already did video game Soviet russia

[@Owll143]

@Dark Spirit how you even know what he/She/ through?

[@HenryAnimate]

In america You decorate Christmas tree In soviet russia Christmas tree decorate you

[@HenryAnimate]

In america You lift weights In soviet russia Weights lift you

[@lizbethtristan7721]

In 8:06 ?why? is sonic kissing rainbow dash 🤔

[@mizuhaze]

Wtf

[@AdamHeart18]

I really want to see this

[@itscarlosytgamer9447]

Yo mama so american shes the first voter of donald trumps being a president

[@chanyy6838]

In America, Karen took the kids In Soviet Russia, the kids take karen

[@maxwellwalcher1441]

0:29 THIS IS NOT A MERRY CHRISTMAS THIS IS NOT A MERRY CHRISTMAS.

[@douphinas4277]

In America you play fortnite. In soviet russia fortnite play you

[@12DAMDO]

MadQGT in soviet russia you play counterstrike, like someone with REAL gaming taste /russian anthem plays

[@KaedeWasTaken]

in soviet russia the infant mortality rate is 6.5 deaths per 1,000

[@joshyyoshionyoutube4822]

Yo momma let's go

[@ayyyple]

Can You make an new series Like ITS "What If?" I mean Like:What If Monsters we're real or What If in Monopoly yuo Must pay with real money

[@mikylahschannellorein926]

In philippines, if you dont eat the vegetable food, Just like the vegetable food will eat you because you don't eat that food 😂

[@warden6682]

Its starting

[@thecitizenoftheinternet1077]

In America you celebrate Christmas. In Soviet Russia Christmas celebrates you.

[@fetalsammu]

My Imaginary World XDDDDDDD LMFAO

[@Eliza_The_Demon]

In America you eat pizza In soviot russia pizza eats you

[@dragonmastertheedgeking1595]

In America ( And Pretty Much every place) you lewd the Dragon Loli, but in Soviet Russia Dragon Loli lewds yoi

[@awesometrainsandbuses]

In Normal countries You film trains In Soviet Russia trains film you

[@mr.knightthedetective7435]

This one was dumb. The better one would be: "In America, you get toys for Christmas presents. *In Soviet Russia, you get COAL as Christmas gifts...* "

[@notcreative7855]

I thought it was going to be “in America you open Christmas presents,In Soviet Russia Christmas presents open you.”

[@kingfrog711]

In America, dog eats homeworks In Soviet Russia..... Homeworks eat dogs

[@mooscraftrockslol5006]

in America Santa delivers present to you in sovet Russia you deliver present to santa

[@LS-rv3jl]

In America you lay on the Bed In Soviet Russia Bed lays YOU....

[@fruityz0mbie]

In America, you open Christmas presents In soviet Russia, presents open you

[@gordonkam3107]

In America, you pay with money, But slavland, money pay with u

[@annatar_tgd]

In America you watch yo momma jokes In Soviet Russia 🇷🇺 yo momma watches you

[@Charmedbx79]

Who else laughed when Deadpool watched Brody pee😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣

[@shanelee2381]

In America, people step on Legos. In Soviet Russia, Lego steps on you!

[@jamie-leelineker9329]

In minecraft you hunt for gold in Soviet Russia gold hunt for you

[@vanassareox]

In Amerdica you sit on chair, but in souviet Russia, chair sits on YOU!

[@z3ro120]

Yo mama so strong that WHEN she Arm wrestled hulk she beat him!!!!

[@z3ro120]

Yo mama so strong that WHEN she Arm wrestled hulk she beat him!!!!

[@user-dk8vs3uq2p]

is that crazy russian hacker?

[@mortalkombatgamer9548]

In America, You Eat Food. IN Soviet Russia, Food Eats You!

[@dankisdameme8538]

In America,You Ride Horse In Soviet Russia,Horse Ride You

[@vannesacal620]

In America,you play with toys In Soviet Russia,toy play with you

[@louismilitary6870]

In America santa gives you present in Soviet Russia you give present to santa

[@disappointment6750]

In America u open Christmas presents in soveit russia Christmas present open u

[@4nt0s]

In America, You live in house, In Soviet Russia, House lives in YOU!

[@VanityFRV]

In america you adopt kids In soviet russia kids adopt you

[@user-ld8lx9dy1c]

In America you eat food. In Soviet Russia food eat you.

[@user-wv1lz7qr9c]

In America We Go To The Moon In Soviet Russia Moon Comes To Us

[@MrRex-wl9ew]

In America, you cook food In Soviet Russia, food cook you

[@kreddish8375]

In America fat mama eats food In Soviet Russia food eats fat mama

[@dankisdameme8538]

Yo Mama So Strong,When She Touched The IPad She Broke it!

[@EPIC--_]

In America you play with doll in sovient russia doll play with you

[@EverblackBonehatter]

in america, you play xbox in soviet russia, xbox play you

[@luisalejandrolopezcarabano8677]

Yo mama so strong when she punches the ground she causes an earthquake!

[@sa1b0t65]

In america you eat Bananas In Solviet Russia Bananas eat you

[@jaydenacree9338]

In america you swat fly in soviet Russia fly swat you

[@jamie-leelineker9329]

In America you eat fish in Soviet Russia fish eat you

[@comedianbacon9711]

In America you milk cow. In Soviet Russia cow milks you.

[@fangamer2206]

*Everyone wants a Brody for Christmas* *True*

[@tobygutermuth3820]

You make a new yo mama joke that's called yo mama is so rich

[@chillmushroom6016]

In America u open present In Soviet Russia, present open you

[@rkirky0665]

In America u eat cookies in Soviet Russia cookies eat u

[@midly]

I’m sorry to un - sub to you, but the jokes just aren’t funny anymore

[@s1lidkomubut2life38]

In Soviet Russia, Yo Mama watches you