You Are A Smartphone ASMR

[@thedrifter8254]

Heyyyyy awesome video man! Glad you did my idea! So many tingles from this video already! You even have the sound effects on point dude!!! Just finished the video and now I’m watching it again lol! You took my idea and ran with it 1000/10 great job!!!

[@TirarADeguello]

Thank goodness you stopped by to let me know. LOL Yes, I went for it, and it's turned out to be an excellent idea. Thank you.

[@swillieplays]

lucky!

[@thedrifter8254]

Arthur Morgan thank you

[@thedrifter8254]

Sam Willie I feel so blessed that he saw my comment lol

[@TirarADeguello]

See, I told you guys I read the comments, LOL.

[@tylerrobertson2178]

I feel like the shittest transformer ever

[@thegeniusgamer4436]

Tyler Robertson I’d be very practical and useful for being stealthy. Much more covert than a blue and red flame truck

[@whitemonoblos3605]

-_-

[@thegeniusgamer4436]

Optimus prime Nice choice of vehicle moron, a god damn flaming semi wont stick out at all. Megatron had a plane and a TANK. At least his had a purpose.

[@Ambussinguh]

*best

[@highdelta3561]

@@thegeniusgamer4436 he looks semi badass, thats where it ends.

[@squidwardotentishlet5784]

So this is what the FBI sees when they watch us

[@ASMRBront]

XD

[@gaspz5974]

* Lolicons triggered *

[@thomaswright856]

**FBI flips camera**

[@benmoreno5882]

@@thomaswright856 when they see their reflections theyll flip it back around lmao

[@summerair7919]

If the FBI would watch me it would be me and My mom dancing and singing to "Whitney Houston i want to dance with somebody"😂

[@franktidepod8724]

me as a smartphone: > frequent crashes > low memory > refuses to update > forgets all your contacts :D

[@sanitynotincluded4837]

Avatar checks out

[@valkaerie8715]

Was about to say, the profile pic matches

[@Rabbit-the-One]

Seems legit. - turns off at random even with battery somewhat still charged.

[@PianoCookies821]

Yup same

[@ethancooke9909]

>is an overpriced iPhone

[@IronGinjaNinja]

How about "you are a bonsai tree ASMR" with a really meticulous and perfectionist bonsai enthusiast snipping away small leaves and branches ?

[@caitlinstreet3669]

IronGinjaNinja lol I have about 20 bonsai trees

[@birdchip585]

Eh

[@elidisco]

Cool idea

[@mars7609]

Ooh that seems so cool

[@pmacgaming8993]

Ow ow ow ow ow ow stop snipping ow ow ow OWWWW

[@snottyspoon476]

My Mom's worst nightmare: me spending too much time on my phone until I turn into one

[@TirarADeguello]

it makes you wonder about all those other things mom warned you about? Stop that or you'll go Blind! LOL

[@neetlikereallyneat9103]

You are what you eat...right?

[@dermicity3212]

neet like, really neet wait what

[@qyotox4143]

SpinalFluidPrince ur mom cares about you then

[@captain_auggie4107]

ITS TOO LATE FOR ME. SAVE YOURSELF!

[@PatGamingApasStyle]

Re-incarnation sucks: Smart phone edition.

[@TirarADeguello]

now you're talking, LOL!

[@gildahobbs8829]

regeneration, it's a lottery

[@frankofthefilth295]

25:46 what your phone sees when ur sending freaky texts

[@misleadingbarrel106]

Or when you are watching something wierd/you know

[@Alexsomnia]

What the hell are "freaky texts"?

[@harrowingseer]

@@Alexsomnia either creepy or wild cursed stuff, take your pick.

[@Alexsomnia]

@@harrowingseer Uuh, I'll pick both.

[@harrowingseer]

@@Alexsomnia Good choice, both are funny and can be greatly stupid too.

[@ndokray]

"You are dead ASMR." Do it for the cold ones.

[@l.d4573]

Fits me perfect

[@Rabbit-the-One]

SpoooOOOooooOOOKkyyy

[@Rabbit-the-One]

Wait?... The cold one..?. With the boys?

[@idiosyncronaut]

"the cold ones" LMAO.

[@hungalhiia5446]

@@idiosyncronaut I love my wife

[@LetsFindOut1]

You even made the text sounds too. The detail is pro. Such a cool experience.

[@apekksduh632]

I love your vids

[@ASMRShortbread]

I love how you really engage with your subscribers! This idea is so fun. Maybe we can have a “You are a Christmas Tree ASMR”... 🎅🏻

[@PBunyanOx]

Good one😁

[@nicholasboice7192]

Or a better one “ You’re a gingerbread man “!

[@slaiff.]

Your a Christmas tree would be great you could get ornaments hung on and such that would be cool

[@ASMRShortbread]

Syphyl FOT Yes absolutely! 😍

[@AnvilJeff]

As fun an idea as this may be, i fear it may stop being asmr once he starts screaming while rigging up the lights. 😱

[@orionmccarthy155]

NOW I AM THE FBI AGENT!

[@zakjan5]

No i

[@bonkthekartgod5858]

FBI NO. KGB TERRITORY NAHUI CYKA BLYAT

[@maxx2536]

Even he knows whats up

[@f.b.iagent5575]

@@zakjan5 no i as well.

[@rezzlear456]

FBI ur mum gay

[@potterhead9.3.45]

This gonna be weird and funny to watch hahahah Every other Asmrtist's touching his mic and brushing it - you do stuff like this - seriously the best lol

[@DrLoudPacks]

Potterhead 9.3.4 exactly that’s what I love about Tirar he’s not afraid to step out of his comfort zone

[@potterhead9.3.45]

@@DrLoudPacksyep you're right

[@thedrifter8254]

Potterhead 9.3.4 agreed lol

[@CremMuncher]

ER uploaded a video on how to care for a pet boot today. I feel like these two are in some sort of unspoken contest. -- BTW, said pet boot eats potatoes and drinks lighter fluid.

[@LifeExpert-]

Barry Allen gets struck by lightning and becomes the flash, but I have to be a damn cellphone.

[@clayasmr3535]

Life Expert I thought I was the only one who mad that connection

[@fatvirgin2712]

dude, i'm dead seriously, i'm 6 feet underground

[@danny0472]

Snowbarry WILL BE ENDGAME!

[@slxxplxss_]

@@fatvirgin2712 you died as a virgin

[@thepizzatime3502]

OOOHHH, the lore makes sense

[@Space02_]

Tirar...I can see all now...even your browsing history...

[@TirarADeguello]

It wasn't me, someone must have hacked my account! LOL

[@l.d4573]

@@TirarADeguello that is what they all say

[@sophie-en2rp]

you’re the only asmrtist i religiously watch. those who tap on objects or brush a microphone for an hour just don’t do it for me. love you and your videos tirar, you never fail to amaze

[@whispersoft]

Hehehe I shoot all my videos on my phone so this hits close to home. Those clicking sound affects are perfect and really drive the ASMR affect!

[@TirarADeguello]

thank you

[@peresusjacksonfan]

We now know your secret whisper soft

[@greysoncourtney2374]

Love your Deadpool stuff my guy

[@tristansparks6496]

I wanted to thank you for being so awesome. I’ve noticed more and more ASMRtists are putting ads in their videos, and it sort of defeats the purpose. You make long relaxing videos- here’s to another good night of sleep, thanks to you

[@thedrifter8254]

I do like the fact that there is no ads but I think he should do it every other videos so he does get something for his hard work.

[@inflatablemattress2]

Just buy his awesome merch!

[@ShadowPriestBear]

Always grateful to this gentleman and his noble work. Ty so much Dr!

[@LittleRachou]

You look a bit like my grandpa who passed away 8 years ago.. It feels weird because I feel like if he had still been there, he’d laugh and say that he’d like to do this too! He was such a funny man, very thoughtful too! A nice man, just like you are.. Thank you for all your hard work, your positivity and for doing what you do! ❤️

[@TirarADeguello]

thank you for your kind words, I think he would be honored to know how much you still think of him. I have great respect for you.

[@pricebarron6988]

When 48 people dislike because they are on their computer

[@silent_stalker3687]

No, the screen is cracked over the like button and they can’t click it :( they needs repairs, man

[@mrhalfwit972]

EGG

[@dominic_benoit]

228 dislikes

[@fortnitedancechannel8541]

Top kek

[@TheLordofASMR]

This is great, so creative, so well done :)

[@ethancooke9909]

These videos are getting weirder and weirder but better and better at the same time

[@Rabbit-the-One]

You are a lobster smart boyphone

[@ethancooke9909]

baliszez2dawalliszez yes thanks you for that, you got yourself a sub

[@ollyravenhill7341]

What about, You’re a corpse ASMR so there’s two roots with this idea either a autopsy type thing or a detective discovering the body sort of white chalk outline type deal.

[@PBunyanOx]

Kind of sick.

[@ollyravenhill7341]

OddHal9000 is that a good or bad thing?

[@badhatharry4323]

yes @@ollyravenhill7341

[@joshualopez8840]

no this is patrick

[@4HHUultr4]

😂

[@TheASMRDude]

“Please stop poking me.” -Phone 2k18 Can you do “You Are a Plate” next?

[@mon2u]

Wow. I can’t believe it’s been over 2 years since I start watching you. You’re always creative and diverse with your videos. You are honestly my favorite asmr channel of all time.

[@TirarADeguello]

thank you for sticking with me. I hope I never let you down.

[@thepizzatime3502]

4 years now

[@Doogie95]

“You are a fleshlight” ASMR would go down quite well 😂

[@iimrtubbsii2704]

Monsieur Macabre Bruh, I'm weak XD XD

[@l.d4573]

Not to confuse with flashlight

[@ethancooke9909]

Might need a different website😆

[@leeroy9713]

HAHA WTFFFFF

[@spiralmouse]

Shiiiit 😂😂 wtf

[@FrankCosta29]

I would like to be a canvas...or a piece of paper

[@godlia_]

Putabitofpapar or bob ross.

[@km_2812]

I too wish to be white and chlorined

[@Cosmo23]

@@km_2812 😲

[@Kogawa_m]

The lens tapping sounds gave me major tingles✨

[@PBunyanOx]

Same

[@ryceboyproductions]

Are we an iPhone or android? (It matters)

[@TirarADeguello]

iphone, sorry.

[@dfdhf13]

QuickRapper227 nokia

[@RoadzZone]

good, androids don't suck in people

[@arestocat]

@@TirarADeguello "sorry" lol

[@jamesbuynitzky6320]

Android phones are infinitely better than iPhones. I could go into tons of reasons why, but it's 2 in the morning and I'm lazy.

[@ssilverslash]

you are a grape asmr . you know what happens next

[@triggeredasmr495]

*Dr Andrew Michaels does surgery on a grape*

[@Space02_]

They did asmr on a grape

[@ppom]

they did necromancy on a dead meme

[@samhamsamwich1405]

They did surgery on a grape

[@TirarADeguello]

I know I can do this one, but should I? LOL

[@anushapalanivelu7872]

At first when I discovered your channel I didn’t think I was gonna like it, but upon further assessment I found that your channels is one of my favorites! You are so creative in the way you incorporate triggers into sci-fi storylines! Love your channel and can’t wait to see more!

[@TirarADeguello]

thank you

[@Mohawkman02]

I’ve loved this video since it first came out. I been watching several years now and really enjoy your videos. In this one I love the phone keyboard sounds, the stylus and flashlight. Great work man. Especially with being consistent for years, always making great videos. I hope all is well with you and your family. Thanks for all the great content over the years.

[@TirarADeguello]

I appreciate that and hope you and yours are doing well.

[@peysecail]

Agreed

[@rockkafella1229]

What about "You are an ASMRtist"? You could pretend to be watching an asmr video experiencing tingles and dozing off throughout the video. Seems like an interesting concept to me.

[@Reifgar]

What you seem to capture so incredibly well in your videos is this sense of emergency or urgency that is a perfect juxtaposition to the ASMR whispers and sounds. It creates this perfect environment for tingles. And making it seem like there are others in the room has always been a fantastic way to set the tone and even get some tingles in there. The sense of danger while knowing you are both in good hands and also ultimately safe is fertile ground for tingles. Absolutely wonderfully done. Thank you, as always!

[@TirarADeguello]

You are very kind, thank you.

[@NNNSSSCCC]

You are an SCP.

[@medjed7422]

SCP 079 PLEASE OMG

[@Rabbit-the-One]

You can't prove that. I deny your claim.

[@bumpbee98]

Yess!

[@thatguy6104]

@Daedalus Eks dee

[@____3595]

[REDACTED]

[@DrT_ASMR]

Its a dam good thing there was no Tingle Serum in the vicinity of this accident.. it would have been......... CATASTROPHIC 👾👾👾😷👾👾👾

[@TirarADeguello]

OOHHHHHH, good pun! Hey, Congrats on 300,000 Subscribers!

[@DrT_ASMR]

@@TirarADeguello thnx brother ✊

[@errestothley2283]

I'm glad that i found this channel, you make me laugh every time, your creativity and your commitment is really something to be proud of

[@TirarADeguello]

thank you so much for your kind words.

[@arestocat]

Your asmr is always so planned and innovative. Trust me, your work stands out!

[@Fynn04]

i come back to this video so often, i must have watched it over 100 times no one else does the camera tapping like you do, thanks so much

[@TirarADeguello]

You're so welcome, thank you for your kind insight.

[@sarafrankel5654]

it disturbs me that when he started tapping with the stylus, my brain automatically said yes tap on my screen daddy

[@dad8622]

Kya wut

[@brendan5798]

Kya whats your ig 😎💀

[@MrRekash]

Wait wut

[@GragletheGreat]

Kya what

[@Pigeon1235]

I’m sorry hol up

[@maxwell_edison]

TURNED MYSELF INTO A SMART PHONE MORTY! I'M SMARTPHONE RICK!

[@cl0cks0ng]

We need a you are a pickle asmr

[@alterdnothing1855]

actual genius

[@pigeon6053]

*God has left the chat*

[@focalpoint._]

SMARTPHONE REEEEEEEEE

[@pigeon6053]

@@focalpoint._ reeee indeed my child

[@jayb7055]

Smartphone : Notifications from Tinder no matches yet WhatsApp messages from old lady down the street Map :Theres a nearby restaurant but dont go and eat there.

[@thatguy6104]

I have my fucking location off and youtube is still recommending stores close to me. *_ME A N G E R Y_*

[@juiceflavour2092]

😂

[@thatguy6104]

@@juiceflavour2092 My name as "Wank stain" goes back about 6 months when i got the idea of this. But i needed to wait so i could change my name to "wank stain"

[@theplaguedoctor142]

This is one of the few non binural asmr videos that I can enjoy, thank you!

[@designateddriveranddragons8845]

I want to see what you typed on your phone to make those hundreds of typing noises

[@TirarADeguello]

vbnyfjfkhlfk.fkh,hngbfbVfergtrjyjsyhms

[@designateddriveranddragons8845]

TirarADeguello makes perfect sense

[@TirarADeguello]

Fgkvivrjejdncnvnvvfkrkdjddj to you to, thanks

[@LostStarChaser]

you are a book you are a keyboard you are a antique tv (being repaired?) yes? no? like if you would like to see this

[@Alexsomnia]

I appreciate the ideas, but I ain't giving you a like, sorry.

[@Alexsomnia]

@@Froomuss Calm yo bitch ass up, bitch

[@dokorege3097]

@@Alexsomnia uh

[@Alexsomnia]

@@dokorege3097 Wdym?

[@jakey2430]

you are a camera

[@GiemsaUwU]

"You are a demigod" as you examine someone, you notice they have peculiar gifts.

[@onion6667]

but the only demigod is the Doomslayer

[@bisexualantigone]

I love how you follow requests from the commenta! It's amazing how much you care. Thanks for being one of the artists that help a college student relax!

[@insecurepessimist9049]

Kids these days are so *Attached* to dem smartphones

[@leon-ik1hc]

Thank you so much man! I didn’t feel tingles anymore, but you literally revived my tingles.

[@faetalfaerie]

The audio and the visuals both are giving me sooooo many tingles! Great job as always :)

[@JetSetRadioFuture666]

Sooo tingly, as always. Good stuff, Mike! I love your videos!!

[@ahmedbossx8049]

I've been a subscriber since you had 1,000 subs i love your videos so much

[@TirarADeguello]

Thank you. It's very kind of you to stick with me.

[@renato0013]

I'm a smartphone now?! Don't mind me imma just upload myself to the internet and take over the world... What? I said it through the speaker... well that's awkward *screen slowly fades to black*

[@strangertimes6844]

I still hold onto my suggestions of "You are a headcrab", "You are a dragon" and "You are a SCP"; Also how about "You are an ant", "You are a fish" or "You are a hamster"? Those are my 6 total suggestions now. Great video by the way, I must admit the Smartphone was a good choice :)

[@lapisangstylazuli]

I vote for "you are a SCP"

[@alexhamlett862]

I also vote for SCP

[@echoscience5839]

I too vote for you are a SCP

[@valkaerie8715]

H E A D C R A B

[@deltaduxdan816]

You are a playboy magazine.

[@Zapzap3132jarek]

Honestly this is the most creative idea for ASMR. These tingles are epic hah

[@ZentimeASMR]

I knew I'd be in trouble for being on my phone too often, lol... this was a great idea, both funny and relaxing.. next.. KZbin bot turns into my camera and computer, now forced to love and respect ASMR' muhaha... 😜😂

[@dylanarnejo6941]

- He turned imself into a ˢᵐᵃʳᵗᵖʰᵒⁿᵉ - funniest shit i've ever seen

[@Solobuddy]

Next : You're potato

[@Bone20647]

Wait a minute... *DO I KNOW THIS REFERENCE?*

[@onion6667]

@@Bone20647 no u

[@DiddlyASMR]

The visual triggers in this were so good!

[@wpadktttjwmd]

watching this creative video, i'm thinking about my smartphone's feeling for the first time and idk why this makes me feel so calm...

[@davegsux]

ぴなつだーえ i bet my smart phone must be suffering from depression

[@rexormg]

Could I request a bad salesman asmr video ? I discovered that I get INSANE tingles when a salesman is going on and on about all the suppossed benefits from buying their product and they think theyve got you fooled , but you see right through it ( I call it insincerity tingles and awkward tingles lol) and realize it's just a speal they've been forced to memorize and they could care less in reality, to see what I mean look up the dead Sea salt saleswoman (that blonde lady ) on youtube, think it may have something to do with empathy and putting myself in their shoes, seeing what they were going for and where it fell short and feeling the awkwardness lol sorry for the long comment, asking you because your my favorite asmr...person? Lol ( temujin is still my all time favorite ) no rush and no worries if your unable , just suggesting

[@Carlyw9t2]

You need to watch MassageASMRs shopping network videos, especially his original one about velvety hangers 😍

[@KryLovesToast]

I want a you are a rock (or something just completely and utterly so dumbfounded that it is amazing, like you are a bucket of KFC chicken, so you can take a bite then say sorry)

[@n4p.]

“Hold still” What am I gonna do, vibrate?

[@zynx-6277]

2:25 When your parents open up your browsing history from last night...

[@thesilverimp4488]

The sound effects are spot on with the taping what a genius trigger

[@spiralmouse]

You are a watch, like a smart watch, being repaired/ programmed 😊 this is fr the best ASMR 💤 it not basic like ASMR darling stuff, and it's actually really really good! Keep it up 😄

[@notangryenoughtolaughyet]

You are a sword in need of restoration. I dreamt about a sword when I fell asleep to this. Incredible video as always

[@bukkjwettt]

Well now im going back to sleep edit:those text noises were really relaxing

[@rachelm2566]

I was half asleep and you said Oh no dont eat me and i burst out laughing. A+ asmr so happy i found your channel!

[@TirarADeguello]

Thank you, I’m glad you liked it.

[@mr.blancov3297]

"How many ideas can have a man?" *See TirarADeguello videos

[@TirarADeguello]

Such a compliment, thank you.

[@FloetryFox88]

I really enjoy your whispering voice in this one. I watch this video every night to help me sleep

[@maxpower8105]

Smoking dmt to this was interesting. You are a Christmas present next?

[@hunter3930]

How do you manage to take a stupid fucking idea and still give me tingles... bruh. This man is a legend hands down

[@EvokeASMR]

I enjoyed this so much. You are just so engaging - and you executed this idea so well! 👌😊

[@TirarADeguello]

I might be able to make your livestream believe it or not! Thanks.

[@EvokeASMR]

TirarADeguello aww yay! Be great to see you there! 😊

[@brianna825]

This is high key so nice like I started tingling right away and I didn’t know what to expect but this is amazing

[@pog8048]

Lightning AND chemicals? Thank goodness there was no radiation, or else who knows what could have happened. In all seriousness, yes!! Camera touching is one of my favorite triggers, and the premise of this video is great. Keep it up 👍

[@damonkey2091]

Your ideas are so out of the ordinary and out right crazy! I LOVE IT

[@damonkey2091]

I know this one wasn’t yours but a lot of asmrist would’ve saw that comment and thought it was dumb but u took it and ran

[@zane.2635]

You wake up to this whats the next thing you do? 7:33

[@boyenjoyer7]

Go back to sleep

[@Bug0221]

i sleep

[@pulpyorangejuice515]

Relax cause nothing can go wrong and if I’m being murdered it’s over already

[@overhaul-2428]

We had the perfect setup to become the flash and become a smartphone instead… Life is not fair

[@cavemankhan4364]

@Skycraft 2.0 very creative idea, would have never thought of that

[@jignat]

So creative and so Awesome! Props to whoever came up with this idea!

[@GrizzlyDave85]

This is an amazing concept yet again Mike

[@bsparrow955]

Your videos are so bizarre and yet so tingly. I love it. Thank you for bringing something unique to the ASMR community.

[@jordan95hd83]

This was an awesome video, and preeetty relaxing, too! And tingly! A very good idea!

[@missdemeanour3664]

That bass in your voice is fabulous! Great content, as always!❤️👆🏼👍🏻

[@mindflow5186]

>ASMasteR

[@TirarADeguello]

Thank you, my friend from Germany.

[@lalisland1639]

On of my favorite videos!! You’re my favorite asmr channel ☺️☺️☺️☺️ love your videos! Good job😊😊😊

[@DrLoudPacks]

Best part about being subscribed to you is it’s usually early over here in California whenever you upload so I can watch these videos and sleep in 💤

[@TirarADeguello]

I really enjoyed making this and including an actual comment from my last "You Are A [Kitty Cat]" video. Thanks.

[@DrLoudPacks]

TirarADeguello That crunchie bar was a great trigger in that video

[@DrLoudPacks]

TirarADeguello Also love the sound fx in this video using actual ringtones

[@2wotu]

This is so creative, I haven’t seen this type of video before. Good job on it👍

[@jomanLo]

Love to be trapped in a painting, with someone trying to rescue me *Tirar the Brave arrives to save the day*

[@TirarADeguello]

This one is going to be fun.....yep.

[@jomanLo]

@@TirarADeguello This is the greatest day of my life, Senpai has noticed me

[@_gojira_exotics_3499]

This was wonderful. The texting sounds are so so relaxing. I enjoyed being a phone for 30 minutes, 10/10 experience. You are probably one of my top favorite asmrists. So so creative, and you should make more Godzilla rp's, that rp was wonderful. *Happy Godzilla noises*

[@Night_Night478]

I never knew that someone could be so handsome from all angles!

[@mclovemoffin5977]

Wow dude the production quality of this was 10/10

[@mclovemoffin5977]

Also haven't commented on awhile but I have been watching... Just... Falling asleep before I do.

[@TirarADeguello]

I'm glad you commented on this video. Everyone seems to like it.

[@iDarby]

I'm a smartphone? Sorry you've got that wrong I'm more like a dumbphone.

[@hushasmr2692]

Your ideas and storylines are so unique

[@NeiNeiASMR]

Thank you KZbin for the recommendation 😌

[@purplestorm25]

Relaxing, quirky and entertaining - you always deliver my friend. Thank you!

[@nfnc1292]

Im surprised i never got thrown of a wall

[@beabea_arts]

I expected so many tingles just from the thumbnail and i wasnt disappointed, thanks