You are mine! (Yandere Deku x Listener)

[@borisboris3685]

h o l y s h * t W h y t h e r e p a i n t o n y o u o r i s i t k e t c h u p o r --- l i c k t h i s k e t c h u p t a s t e w e i r d

[@borisboris3685]

c a n I g e t p i n n e d f o r m y h a r d w o r k o f t y p i n g l i k e t h i s w i t h o u t m i s t a k e s

[@enzi5869]

@@borisboris3685 i t i s n o t t h a t h a r d

[@Valxxonlyforhim]

D e f I n t l y n o t hba r d

[@borisboris3685]

Y e s D e f i n e t l y N o t H a r d

[@meganwilliams-jellsey9334]

O m g j e s u e s c h r i s t

[@scotty1250]

"There's no reason to go outside!" Um!! Hello!!! I NEED VITAMIN D!!! I'm pale!!!! I need sun!!!!

[@Cinnabunsquad]

I can pop some vitamin D pills for you if you want.

[@rain-sv1wu]

OMG I was going to say that lol #relatable

[@chanmohamud277]

@@rain-sv1wu true I'm sooooooo pale I'm pale like a vampire like legit

[@gggamingturner6387]

NO THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER

[@just_alex1035]

Even tho im very very very VERY pale im not planning to go out anytime soon😄

[@MG1_PM]

Damn Deku... You really need to try some skin products to clear all those ✨P I M P L E S✨

[@stacelololol]

LOL-

[@kenzz444you]

*Ngl this comment made me laugh so hard I died for 11 seconds* XD

[@Cinnabunsquad]

Dude how did I not see this comment lol gold star, GOLD STAR

[@edwinragudo2807]

😂😂😂 THAT DIDN'T EVEN CROSS MY MIND!!!

[@Chellzhou]

Lol

[@gabryzzx2711]

Yandere deku : Anyway- Me : dying from nose bleed My mom : What have i raised....

[@ne0n_k1tten10]

@Gacha Girl hahahhhhah sammmmeeee

[@amineloveru-u1514]

Same 😂

[@amineloveru-u1514]

@@notusingdisanymore8738 lucky TwT

[@amineloveru-u1514]

@@notusingdisanymore8738 oh

[@alammdmahabub5354]

@Zismic 3 same man xD

[@kaitokanakazu]

Izuku is usually adorable and kind, but this Izuku is terrifying 😰

[@kaitokanakazu]

@Concepcion Lugo mhm

[@ajeshsooklall2187]

Ikr.....it's basically villian deku!!!

[@izukumidoriya3399]

@@ajeshsooklall2187 are you complaining darling?

[@PAP0R_CUTZ]

@Concepcion Lugo your kindaright because this is kind of making me pee my pants but whenever I get jump scares I really really do it

[@PAP0R_CUTZ]

@@izukumidoriya3399 Why are you scaring me I am scared and I don't give a s*ht about you 🥺🖕

[@graceful_melody]

Yandere Deku: I have this branding iron Me: oh HELL NO!

[@dexterslaboratory9607]

I was like hold up

[@adammurry349]

*Nope*

[@flirtyyn9759]

OH HELL NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~

[@cl0udy_nights037]

Wait a damn minute

[@flirtyyn9759]

@@cl0udy_nights037 lol

[@lesleyray7442]

Him: you don't want to go to school Me (who would be actually enjoying UA): Uhhhhhh actually...

[@aksharakale4811]

@GIANNA BELANGIA OMG YES

[@xxcutedarknessxx6553]

@GIANNA BELANGIA you are the smartest!

[@izuzumidoryia2088]

I wanted to be part of the league of no dad's anyway I hate my stepdad

[@cynolover]

Deku: *pulls out a knife* Me: WHOA CALM DOWN JAMAL, DON'T PULL OUT THE NINE-

[@upsanddowns5298]

Lol

[@asmrtistsprotectionsquad9210]

Lmao 🤣

[@chosen-chan9105]

It's 12 now😁

[@cynolover]

@@chosen-chan9105 I-

[@chosen-chan9105]

@@cynolover 😊😇

[@bgecfights2629]

Deku: You won’t ever want to leave Me: GREAT! ANOTHER QUARANTINE!

[@lorikelly8119]

LOL, yes!!

[@yourlocalgayfurry936]

Cries because of how true it is

[@animemochi3512]

lol why is it true though

[@xxmisty_rosexx3885]

Deku: there's LINT out there, darling

[@-jessiegraie-]

Not again T-T

[@pluto_but_hades5982]

Ok, look Deku honey , I am sitting cross legged on the chair and scrolling through my phone. I ain’t going anywhere I have no where to be!

[@Dr3adfu11y_Strang3]

For real

[@midnightsezejinx]

Neither do i

[@iamwinning605]

if that happened my.life would be less boring

[@Fell_out_of_love.]

Im just sitting in my closet i have nowhere to be either

[@Acehardwaree]

Bro I’d probably stay with him forever as long as I get my blanket

[@promisemewborn4858]

Deku: I have the brand iron~ Me: WAIT A DAMN MINUTE-HOLD UP WAIT A MIN SUM ANIT RIGHT

[@eatmochi4280]

Deku: I think lover tattoos should be permanent so I have this branding iron Me: AND I HAVE UNCHAINED LEGS Deku: Wait what- Me: *kicks Deku in the face* Suffer

[@layla_starz155]

Jesus Christ Villain Deku is actually scaring me for once-

[@jessfedya]

Same bruh😭😭

[@juli3950]

Sameee

[@icecubee1]

Y E S S A M D

[@Izzieisbusy]

He always scares me. It's the laugh that gets me

[@itsmrleorio3975]

It’s the poppin sound track ✋

[@risukumi]

My love for him is completely blinding the fact that he’s acting like a villain- I’d still love him, even if he were a villain- Oh god he a jealous broccoli boi- I wouldn’t mind being kidnapped by him- ... I- I have a problem-

[@lesparky6242]

Same here--- Someone help us >~

[@kenzz444you]

i think you need mental help but im scared of you sorry so *DAMN* sorry =^

[@jessfedya]

@@kenzz444you me too😭

[@kenzz444you]

@@monicaferreiracalmon4522 so your asexual [anime-sexual]

[@kenzz444you]

@@monicaferreiracalmon4522ik its not it but i made it up-

[@littlemonster2102]

Deku: *laughing* Me: *falls of bed from laughing* LOL😂😂

[@kubzscoutsiscool5031]

When you said “you confuse me a lot” I was like OMG THAT SOUNDED SO MUCH LIKE DEKU TF-

[@xxlevixx5983]

time?

[@aksharakale4811]

Oh, hey! Sup Ladybug

[@kubzscoutsiscool5031]

@@aksharakale4811 hello !

[@kubzscoutsiscool5031]

@@xxlevixx5983 sorry I forgot I’ll watch it right now

[@shotaaizawaofficial3939]

@@xxlevixx5983 3:17

[@minlocks3.9va]

Yander Deku: Senpai~! Me: OwO *Gets the Jesus cross* I love you but, your way in love with me

[@violetprom7649]

Hoi min chan, i didnt notice your here-

[@kenzz444you]

i'd be like [takes out pocket knife and holds it to my chest] come one step closer and I will stab myself and i will not regret anything =) [just smiling no creepy smile]

[@kenzz444you]

@@hannahscranton7108 Look it up idk what it is neither sooo

[@unknown_creator_e.x.e9595]

Senpai means upperclassmen

[@kenzz444you]

@@unknown_creator_e.x.e9595 WELLLLLL you've got a point there...

[@jxst_ems1130]

deku: Oh no hunny why are you screaming? Me : your laugh is creepy bish deki: its not that bad

[@bgecfights2629]

Me: Aré you sure about that 😐

[@yourfavoritehumanbeing6803]

*deku

[@ajeshsooklall2187]

Deku: "I will give you everything you need...no need to go outside~" Me: "W-wait!.....where am I gonna pee????LIKE HELLOOOO!🤔😐

[@Mrscellophane]

And how am I gonna wash my hair? Or keep up my inconsistent skin care routine????

[@parinikasharma3992]

Girll you don't need to go outside to pee 👁️👄👁️

[@xxmisty_rosexx3885]

@@Mrscellophane he'll do it ❤

[@lilywalkerofficial]

Or get groceries or eat or drink? Will I see my family again? 😭😭

[@eilred]

U piss outside..??????

[@Diavxolo]

HEY SENPAI! ITS YOUR ANNOYING WEEB! YUH I AM ✨ S P E E D ✨

[@Cinnabunsquad]

hey welcome and no, you are not annoying in the slightest

[@Diavxolo]

@@Cinnabunsquad That's The First Time People Said That I'm Not Annoying :"") Thank You!

[@Diavxolo]

@@Cinnabunsquad Hey Uh.. Senpai..? I Have A Request For The Next Video, If It's Okay, I mean if you want to, if your Busy, Or Tired You Can Take A Break!

[@Cinnabunsquad]

@@Diavxolo What's your request?

[@Diavxolo]

@@Cinnabunsquad Idk But Can I Have Another Overhaul Video? Like The Part 2 Of The One You Made! (I'm Sorry-im Just Addicted to him-)

[@glendaosullivan4573]

2:47 YOU BETTER STOP AHHHHHHH

[@tviuq3174]

I heard this vine when i saw your comment LMAO kzbin.info/www/bejne/iJKcc6mkjM2Ki9E

[@glendaosullivan4573]

@@tviuq3174 finally someone who get it!

[@zym1_lain]

I can hear it from here-

[@awkwardpaulie]

Deku: "I got this branding iron *evil laughter*" Me: 👁👄👁 "... I'm not cattle, Deku"

[@angeloffish]

“So much more to show you”. I’m curious, but I am dreading this. How else is he going to hurt us? *Hides*

[@jessienelson6334]

Deku:I have a braiding iron Me:hehe I'm in danger

[@ikn0waplace]

deku: *literally drugs, kidnaps me, and threatens to kill my loved ones* me: …I can fix him

[@eilred]

Side eye

[@ShenickaOneal-y5x]

BoMbAsTiC side aye

[@Lazzeedaizee]

If I'm going to get kidnapped I'M CALLING WHAT I EAT IF I'M STAYING HERE I SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET WHATEVER FOOD I WANT But nonetheless it was really good uwuwuwu

[@midoryasgirl3502]

This was really good I love it

[@kenzz444you]

i am *C O N F U S I O N*

[@jessfedya]

@@kenzz444you AMERICA EGGSPLAIN!!

[@miathedino5351]

@@jessfedya 😂😂

[@jessfedya]

@@miathedino5351 😂😂

[@dakotawilliams-jellsey3063]

@@kenzz444you hello!!!:3

[@nicolehullum5336]

he really said some "YOU GONNA SHUT UP AND EAT MY FOOD!"🔪 🥘

[@littleprologue]

Deku:"I got this branding iron-" Me:* yapping out of my bed * SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

[@mariadinca6721]

Deku:"I got this branding iron" Me:"bitch what-"

[@uprtr-um7ng]

y e s

[@nadegedas2397]

I'm trying to get the chains off because I don't need them I will listen to anything you say unless you tell me to clean

[@angeloffish]

Jeez, hearing that knife made me jump. First the branding iron and now this?! Deku 😔.

[@iamwinning605]

no deku

[@FizzleDizzle]

Me whos an ultimate possessive simp for deku: my medicine-

[@L1ab1l1tyl0l]

2:13 But my bestie Then again society is scary. *decisions decisions*

[@BriaDSR]

Deku: There's no reason to go outside. Me: *eye twitch* If you don't let me see my dog... I swear....

[@Desuru_Chan]

I ain't eating SHI- *Deku pulls out knife* -you got any sweet and sour sauce?

[@gabbythebakugousimp2791]

Thank you god for this Angel who was blessed us with a evil broccoli boi 👁💧👄💧👁

[@Jester_proxy666]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[@heatherburkett5745]

Deku: "YOUR MY LOVER" Me: "I ain't complaining" 😏

[@CraftCreatiWithLove36]

😏

[@ShadowgattunCastillo]

OMG , seriously this night I'm not gonna get any sleep 😨😨

[@nadegedas2397]

It was my idea Uwu

[@ShadowgattunCastillo]

@@nadegedas2397 OwO

[@nadegedas2397]

@@ShadowgattunCastillo Uwu

[@killuagon8607]

ITS 1 AM PLS I LOVE THIS FOR NOT REASON

[@xaesthetic_atlasx2663]

i already dont sleep so would i go into the negative numbers for hours of sleep i get XD

[@abnxrmal_athena]

Me: see"s the thumbnail Also me: you got "pimples", my guy

[@OSPREY-OF-THE-WEST]

"I met him Fifteen years ago: I was told there was nothing left: no reason no conscience, no understanding: And even the most rudmentary sense of life and death, of good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six year old child with these blank, pale, emotionless face, and blackest eyes... the devil's eyes I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then a another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized that what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... Evil!" - Dr Loomis That Deku he's basically Michael Myers pure Evil.

[@makaya4275]

Hey eren please tell hanji that she needs to repay me for trying a experiment

[@nincy3879]

I like the voice i like everything bru this video is good

[@demibee5055]

Deku: "There's no need to go outside anymore" Me: "Um sir I don't go outside anyways" 😭

[@ShenickaOneal-y5x]

Like be real my guy 😢😢😢

[@promisemewborn4858]

Deku: oh yes you are- obviously *hears knife* Me: AAAAH WHAT THE FUCK- *gobbles food down in 1 second because anit nobody got time for that*

[@ShionAkasuki]

Dayummm this is so good I can't believe how intense you made deku.. honestly it's scary I could picture him like this. 😮💀

[@andromeda_va39]

**Deku brings food** Me: …You take a bite first. So I know it's safe. And I choose which part you eat.

[@moon_drop9452]

Him: I made you dinner Me: I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL I GET TO WATCH TV AND HE CAN MAKE FOOD WHENEVER I WANT I'M STAYING

[@moltenfreddy9877]

Deku: struggeling isnt good.... it gives u pain~ Me: ik ik i just want to cuddle with u 😔😔😔

[@moltenfreddy9877]

Also deku: i got this brandon iron *laugh's creeply* Me: NO WAIT NO IM NOT AN ANIMAL ILL DO ANYTHING AAAAAAAAAH! Deku: then stop struggling Me: ........ *trying not to struggle* Deku: finally- Also me: *STRUGGELING AF* DEKU: *das Broccoli noises*

[@Always_lux]

When i heard the knife noise- I almost screamed-

[@theoneapplejam9622]

*"I got this branding iron"* Me: *NOOOHHH I THATS THE REASON MY HOUSE SET ON FIRE WHEN I WAS 5 AHHHH*

[@justpeyton5984]

The "honey why are you screaming?" Me: Sir, sir, sir... 1. Unchained legs 2. PEIRCING SCREAM. Him: ...

[@User___forgotten]

Me:watching this my brain:a duck came up to a lemonade stand said hey do you have any grapes

[@jenim2091]

Omg Yess!I Just Finished Cleaning And This Is What I Need!☺️❤️✋

[@icecubee1]

**hears chains** NOT THIS AGAIN

[@okamigacha4141]

the chain sound literally played as i read this- cut the dang cameras-

[@axsthetic_kayla9355]

Deli : You don’t have to go outside anymore Me: I need my Vitamin D!!!

[@Niko.for.ya.]

Deku: *maniac laughs* Me: *...starts laughing maniacly as well*

[@Enya_artist]

WOAH WOAH WOAH DID YOU JUST TRY TO BURN MY BLOODY SKIN OFF?! NO THANK YA MATE!

[@mothz_]

Me: *hears chains* Also me: *LORD TAKE THE REINS LORD TAKE AWAY THE PAIN-*

[@prodbycat...]

Uraraka how do you feel that Deku turned into a *V I L L A I N*

[@mothz_]

@@prodbycat... sad 😔

[@prodbycat...]

@@mothz_ Let's be sad together 😔

[@mothz_]

@@prodbycat... 😔👍

[@samteldienwaleed1668]

Me in every Yandere Midoriya ASMR : I DIDN'T CHEAT I SWEAR I AM ALL YOURS My parents: Should I be worried, god I raised a psychopath

[@ccparac]

Are we not gon talk about how our food is cold😭

[@skytakami101]

This made me laugh💀💀

[@ShenickaOneal-y5x]

My guy I felt INSULTED by that my guy 😢😢😢😢 cuz I before I was just begging to get smthyn to eat😢😢😢

[@yalikejazz4747]

Omg you should start a yandere todoroki one

[@fruitsnack4233]

Yas

[@shototodoroki4235]

I agree

[@hannah27117]

He has 2 Yandere Todoroki videos now 😊

[@lucywellerman3535]

Deku: Pulls out knife Me: * Screams * Also me: Please cut me with your hands of joy, I haven’t felt a good amount of pain in a long while.

[@starlight8535]

Deku:You don't have go to school, you don't want too right? Me:Yes,but no

[@menianateng7364]

Midoria : oh good the brugs laled off Me : DRUGS

[@nadegedas2397]

This one was my idea Uwu

[@nanabananayay1943]

Good choice

[@nadegedas2397]

Uwu

[@nicknamegg6253]

Yandere Deku: EAT IT Me: No❤️

[@ocho2827]

Lol

[@angeloffish]

I’m sorry?! What?! Branding iron?! A branding Iron?! Well there’s my answer to asking what would be more permanent than a tattoo 😱🙈. I can’t help but still love this guy, but again, a branding iron?!

[@iamwinning605]

same

[@stupidideabox7784]

Midoriya: obviously, you aren’t getting the message *pulls out knife* Me: don’t you mean, the POINT?

[@akarixiderblackwood4145]

Heheh yes deal with trauma via humour

[@ShenickaOneal-y5x]

​@@akarixiderblackwood4145lolll

[@yallhearsomething6536]

Deku: *starts laughing* Me: ... Also me: *starts laughing*

[@chocotheraccoon9508]

Wow I just discovered this Chanel and I watched a few videos and I am gonna be here forever now!!!

[@nanabananayay1943]

Welcome to the weirdest weeb family!!!!

[@CK-zw1bo]

I- I’m scared 😂

[@ABR3HSSTUFF]

Me: * gets fries * Also me : “ dEKU THE KETCHUP “ I wanna go to school T^T

[@nezukochannn3482]

The three dislikes are the LOV being jealous of how successful deku is

[@juanamgarcia7685]

Deku: I think we should do love tattoos Me: umm sorry but my mom and dad said that I can have tattoos Deku: oh ok Me: thaaaank you now im going to relax UwU sleep with me

[@mjjjlesos8865]

Deku: if you were to get hurt I'd be really REALLY angry... Also Deku: hurts me too many times to count throughout videos Me: 👀💀

[@angeloffish]

Love the sound effect of the chains ⛓. I can imagine the listener trying to get free. What about one where the listener is taken off the chains and when he comes back they are hiding and he is looking for them? Or they could have somehow got free themselves and he is looking for them. Like a game of cat and mouse or hide and seek. Maybe one where the listener has been sedated or knocked out and he is just talking to them. Maybe find out if he does care in a way or is just controlling. Just a few I thought of 🙂.

[@Cinnabunsquad]

Nice ideas I will totally implament them

[@angeloffish]

Awesome.

[@sweetsoulcookieshuggy_cook5465]

Deku saying I don't have to go out Me: Ok so that means I won't be able to go school My brain: Worth it I won't lose no more brain cells 😌✨

[@daikondal]

YASSSSSSSSSS YANDERE BROKOLI BOI

[@chi1049]

Deku: so I've got this burning iron! Me who had a dream where I literally got burnt alive: bish, I luv u, u is adorable, but calm down, put it down. ಥ_ಥ

[@boomboomboy9080]

Me: I'm not hungry him: ov- me: BISH I DON'T WANNA IT

[@Xyre938]

“I put my heart my soul on this dinner” Me: says the kid who has a dark soul and and a black heart here-

[@stefanroach7288]

Deku: u wont go to school Me: thank you!😊😆

[@silentviolettierney]

Yessss plz brand me deku!! Only if it's you ≥w≤

[@harudubs9548]

A- a branding iron?! Oh shiz i heard a knife

[@terukochan_4917]

I.. I really love this...

[@MATTU247]

_Hey baby, I wanted to ask you if I could translate your videos into Spanish (my language) giving you all the credits, of course_

[@Cinnabunsquad]

That's awesome! go right ahead.

[@graydoesntcare420]

Him: “Your gonna eat it.” Me: “oh yeah?” Him: “oh yes you are.”

[@QuitCurrently]

Deku: You look at others! Me: UH I’M SORRY THAT I WAS BORN WITH EYES?- Deku: You can stay here! Me: UH DUDE WHERE AM I GONNA PEE?!?!

[@Rheatheghostgirl]

Yeah, where do we go pee?

[@theoneapplejam9622]

*damn inoccent deku went* *-oOoF-*

[@babybird3127]

Before I read the name of the video I was like “why does he have acne- ohhh it’s blood 😃”

[@yvesus7]

it looks like chicken pox to me-

[@rubycobb4620]

is it just me or am i the only one laughing my ass off when im listening and reading comments??? like DAMN y'all are funny!!!

[@artsywillow8005]

Get away from MEEEEE MY BB MULTI IS IN THE HOSPITAL- LET ME GOOOOO

[@artsywillow8005]

Holy you got a knife deku? I got a chainsaws

[@calliope3049]

Deku: home cooked dinner but is a frozen cooked dinner Me : cooked + frozen cooked dinner =❄️🔥 Also me : are you feeding me todoroki? 👁👄👁

[@Violetaama-s6t]

Haha!

[@ShenickaOneal-y5x]

But it's true and fucking lOgIc

[@cocolique]

Deku:u don't have to go to school Me:😳💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾

[@ShenickaOneal-y5x]

Sameeeeee

[@asimplenobody6111]

deku: i think the drugs worn off me: *only hearing the word drugs* also me: ohohoho say lesss

[@Rheatheghostgirl]

You got me a tv! Great now I can watch Ducktales

[@minecraftendermen2004]

Deku: I have the brand iron~ Me: I love you I really do but please put that down!

[@Len.4x]

AngelCake, This is a masterpiece! I love all of your videos and this one the most! 👏

[@xaesthetic_atlasx2663]

deku: u wont have to go outside anymore arent u the best me: **already constantly told to go touch some grass**

[@SkyHarding-2011]

Deku: "Oh come now ..." He sounds like a Disney,evil step mother