I KNOW CRYSTAL PERSONALLY AND HER SISTER, THEY FROM (TROY NY) BOTH THOTS BEYOND BELIEF, USE THE SYSTEM NEVER WORKED AND JUST LAY ON THEIR BACKS ALL DAY LOL, HER SISTER WAS ON MAURY TOO LOL AND ALLEN IS HER SISTERS BABY FATHER LOL THEY COUBE SIBLINGS/COUSINS LOL THEY NEVER USE PROTECTION..... ALLEN BAD TOO, THEY BE ACTING BLACK TOO LOL SHE NEVER TAKES BIRTH CONTROL LOL HER BEING ON MAURY DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HER PROFILE BECAUSE SHE A SHOW OFF LOL AND ALLEN CANT HOLD ANYTHING DOWN HE NEVER WORKED BEFORE LOL AND HE HAS MORE THEN 7 HE HAS 13 POSSIBLY MORE LOL
@HeyItsChuanTe9 ай бұрын
😅😅😅😅😅
@cplmpcocptcl63069 ай бұрын
Priceless! I wish he would say that.😂
@nancyjackson88869 ай бұрын
I love how women say they want an apology when they find out the child is his but when they find out they’re not the father the women refuse to apologize to the men. Hypocrisy at its finest.
@sd_justice_duty95649 ай бұрын
Not only are these mothers hypocrites, but they are selfish, arrogant, narcissistic, remorseless, unapologetic, and cruel. They hurt their children and good men. All they care about is resources, including a home and money. These mothers don’t deserve our sympathy.
@alciawalker71279 ай бұрын
Not true
@scratchy17049 ай бұрын
Double standards 😂
@lucilee53739 ай бұрын
This happened to my brother 5 years ago and till this day she has no idea who the baby daddy is but keeps trying to get my brother to pay child support.
@sd_justice_duty95649 ай бұрын
Sounds like this lady needs to get a job and grow up instead of relying on your brother for child support.
@lovelyshirl5 ай бұрын
The eyes! The nose! The forehead! The lips! NO resemblance whatsoever 😂😂😂
@jimmckay23372 ай бұрын
@@lovelyshirl IKR! They never look even close.
@SpammytheHedgehog9 ай бұрын
Maury has freed more black men than Abraham Lincoln. 😅
@Round_Slinger9 ай бұрын
So unoriginal 😅
@BigBoogiefrmdmi9 ай бұрын
wrda my dead😂😂😂
@rudy62229 ай бұрын
Lmao. Now that’s funny. I don’t care who you are!
@cisco999759 ай бұрын
That's hilarious 😂 😃 😄 😁 🤣 😸
@kingdjack69 ай бұрын
Ah there was quite a few white men on there hell the video started with a white man.
@SpammytheHedgehog9 ай бұрын
These women who be running off stage... that's the fastest they ever ran in their lives.
@wadilotus9 ай бұрын
Except when they were running to get some…
@pyramidhead1389 ай бұрын
when their sin finds them out they run out of the spotlight
@meanlean30959 ай бұрын
If they had done more running instead of riding she wouldn’t be on Maury 😄👍
@familylove54129 ай бұрын
I KNOW CRYSTAL PERSONALLY AND HER SISTER, THEY FROM (TROY NY) BOTH THOTS BEYOND BELIEF, USE THE SYSTEM NEVER WORKED AND JUST LAY ON THEIR BACKS ALL DAY LOL, HER SISTER WAS ON MAURY TOO LOL AND ALLEN IS HER SISTERS BABY FATHER LOL THEY COUBE SIBLINGS/COUSINS LOL THEY NEVER USE PROTECTION..... ALLEN BAD TOO, THEY BE ACTING BLACK TOO LOL SHE NEVER TAKES BIRTH CONTROL LOL HER BEING ON MAURY DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HER PROFILE BECAUSE SHE A SHOW OFF LOL AND ALLEN CANT HOLD ANYTHING DOWN HE NEVER WORKED BEFORE LOL AND HE HAS MORE THEN 7 HE HAS 13 POSSIBLY MORE LOL
@pjones04249 ай бұрын
The cameraman is the real MVP
@SteveWillNotDoIt19846 ай бұрын
Imagine being a grown-up, going through family photos. You come across a screenshot of a picture of you as a baby, and down in the bottom left hand corner, is that Maury Show "M" with a caption that reads ""5 Men Tested. Will Shavante Find The Father?""
@d.moneialeavy98755 ай бұрын
A yooooooo 😂😂😂😂 that’s messed up
@takato05245 ай бұрын
Literally made me fall out my chair laughing. Thank you for this comment!
@Tadpole123454 ай бұрын
Worse, youre a grown up and youre scrolling through youtube and for some reason you see your mom and her friend Dominic in Maury Show 💀
@SteveWillNotDoIt19844 ай бұрын
@@Tadpole12345 🤣🤣🤣
@warrenpeterson84464 ай бұрын
🤣
@skyyy96039 ай бұрын
i love when the women get this shocked look on her face like they didn’t already know🤣🤣🤣 it’s hilarious every time
@tammidietrich31639 ай бұрын
Yup! 😂😂😂😂
@cplmpcocptcl63069 ай бұрын
Wait WUT?!! You mean that wasn’t a dream? Lol😅
@joewhitt20739 ай бұрын
They run to where the other cameras are fall down and cry.
@qings929 ай бұрын
The reactions are almost always the same to. I'm like u knew there was a chance this guy was not the dad. Why were u so sure and why do u want a guy that u don't like to be your kids father
@snidecommenter71179 ай бұрын
Gotta stay in victim mode...
@Steve-pk9ok9 ай бұрын
I'm not afraid of dying, I'm afraid of the possibility of coming back and being born to parents like these people.
@thekidd79 ай бұрын
On God.
@elizabethmontero33619 ай бұрын
That is so true
@siriosstar47899 ай бұрын
@steve,,,,,,, OMG that is hilarious!
@Englandforever5559 ай бұрын
Not everyone should be allowed to breed
@CosmicLion7778 ай бұрын
😂
@Alphacody946 ай бұрын
Knowing these guys arent the father beforehand makes it so much funnier 😂 these 304s acting so confident they trying to convince themselves😂😂
@kali-wolfАй бұрын
Getting right in the guy's face, screaming "I NEVER CHEATED ON YOU ONCE! I WAS LOYAL THE WHOLE TIME!" 😂
@ETPangilinan1Ай бұрын
Love the ones that go up to the side by side screen, trying to point out all these similarities. Kills me every time. Though I'm fine when family members say 'you need to step up.' at the very least they don't know any better, not realising their sister/daughter had slept around.
@strongbackground780216 күн бұрын
It’s frustrating and hilarious that they run as soon as the truth comes out instead of having the courage to stand there and apologize
@tonyb14509 ай бұрын
DNA testing should be Federal Law.
@trigremlin9 ай бұрын
Unfortunately this is seen as a far right view.
@MSgt5J0719 ай бұрын
Missouri and Tennessee have made DNA testing at birth mandatory. Just wait -- other states will follow.
@aangeltx4449 ай бұрын
@trigremlin why right? It seems like common sense. Protects all parties.
@edwardroecker60159 ай бұрын
Some states have laws on the books now for DNA tests to avoid fraud and for some reason that subject stirred up a hornets nest 🤔
@gingermoore45619 ай бұрын
I absolutely agree with you that it should be required by law
@sewathexplorer9 ай бұрын
Nobody deserves a yearly raise more than Maury’s camera crew! 😂😂😂
@bronsonperich94308 ай бұрын
Gotta shout the security guards too 😂
@tlmorris5138 ай бұрын
They both have to be in NFL, UFC, Track and Field shape
@vickietrice50317 ай бұрын
I agree with you the cameraman has a lot of running to do
@PookiesFriendRayRay6 ай бұрын
They hurdle over stuff to get the best shots
@Edsecondstocomply5 ай бұрын
Omg i lost it when tiffany jumped up to talk shit at "you are" then pumped the brakes on the "not"
@billyd78827 күн бұрын
I noticed that too. She was ready to scream in that poor guys face.
@stanleyrenty959 ай бұрын
Maury reads: You are not the father Couch/Chair backstage: aw hell here we go again
@ladiiblue2u6349 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@eh-i18418 ай бұрын
Floor,aw for fuff’s sake!!
@tlmorris5138 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏿👏🏿🏆
@diehardeaglesfansince19948 ай бұрын
somebody wrote this all over other Maury videos except for he says the cameraman says here we go again
@rogueranger79896 ай бұрын
That Couch has had More @zz than a Toilet Seat 😂
@Boitumelogibbs9 ай бұрын
"He/she looks just like you...the forehead,the eyes,the nose,the ears,the mouth,everything.."😫Girl bye😅
@BloodGTRproductions9 ай бұрын
"Now tell me that baby don't belong to him!!!" aite bet
@JDFuneralDirector9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 , eyebrows, hairline , same hair color. umm okay.
@martinham14099 ай бұрын
Cause they all look alike,uno 4reel uno bro what I sayn 4reel bro like s**that some f**k up 4reel bro like un6.
@TimHammett19649 ай бұрын
And the kid looks nothing like the guy too!
@ucheisaac25259 ай бұрын
and still you're not the father 😮😮😂😂😂😂😂
@aliciagreen70357 ай бұрын
THEY NEED TO MAKE IT MANDATORY THAT BEFORE A BIRTH CERTIFICATE IS SIGNED, THAT A DNA TEST BE REQUIRED. ALSO, IF IT IS PROVEN THAT THERE WAS SOME PATERNITY FRAUD, THAT MONIES THAT WAS PAID, BE REIMBURSED.
@AKY20113 ай бұрын
I agree
@IjeomaANwafor3 ай бұрын
I STRONGLY AGREE WITH YOU. These women are worse than murderers 😈
@sirtango12 ай бұрын
Tennessee already started that, and they’re prosecuting paternity fraud! 👍
@Curt-ge9gc2 ай бұрын
In some States it is, I think Tennessee is one.
@lastdon65852 ай бұрын
This would destroy the money printing family court and child support system. Therefore, this will never happen. Too much money to be made.
@raymckean10359 ай бұрын
I hate how the audience always boo the fathers, and always back the moms, then find out that he was right the entire time, and they still treat the mom as a victim. The father’s name gets tarnished etc and he gets nothing from anyone.
@Neonbiker9 ай бұрын
So true
@Stinkyeater9 ай бұрын
Yall think these are real??? Oh boy
@TheSlodfj59 ай бұрын
FACTS 💯
@sendmedoge89399 ай бұрын
@@Stinkyeater For Maury, yes. I've known people.
@dysontyronetd9 ай бұрын
Retarted audience
@troyonline6889 ай бұрын
September slept with June and all the other months😂
@LoveAfterPookie9 ай бұрын
A disgrace to my birth month
@thekidd79 ай бұрын
Nah, she are June and all the other months. Smdh.
@crazylesfarkas44868 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@SiriusWolfstar8 ай бұрын
All that crying and he wasn’t even the father
@spartanspyke8 ай бұрын
Looks like she ATE June and all the others to me.
@Hellodoggywoof4 ай бұрын
You are NOT the father never gets old..😊
@andregreen43589 ай бұрын
I don’t like how as soon as the man comes out on stage, they boo him.
@JDFuneralDirector9 ай бұрын
right to fake af for that lol, then cheer for him when they find out he wasn’t the father after all 😂
@shondagreen6099 ай бұрын
@@JDFuneralDirectorright
@timberlycassie17999 ай бұрын
Me either! They are guilty before the results.🥴
@timberlycassie17999 ай бұрын
I’m convinced women cheat just as much, if not more than men.😑
@sheenanedd73399 ай бұрын
9kk🎉🎉@@JDFuneralDirector
@jeffnavarro25639 ай бұрын
I love putting these on for my wife w no context and she is like " Oh I hope he is the daddy." Glorious, every time.
@brandytrevino9 ай бұрын
Yooooo, I do that to my husband. He's like,well if I gotta watch this crap at least xyandz is the father...then bam or I bet him dinner lol
@MangoPop9 ай бұрын
We just like drama lmao. Only reason why my husband and I watch stuff like this. He makes great banter I love it.
@ogi1979 ай бұрын
You a menace bruh 😂😂😂😂
@rydbthatsme9 ай бұрын
Reminds me of the scene in Norbit🤣💀How you doin😭
@The_World_Champion.9 ай бұрын
You need a DNA Test yourself 😂😂😂😂
@BuddWolf5 ай бұрын
I respect the hell outta Kenneth. He had humility and started weeping when he found out he wasn’t the father. Poor guy wanted to be.😢
@SpammytheHedgehog9 ай бұрын
You are NOT paying child support! 😅
@urkelsaloneurkelbeatz52879 ай бұрын
0:01 September, Lily & Ritchie 4:18 Tiffany, Dominique, Fantasia & Patricia 9:19 Debra, Jordan & Tanya 13:07 Candace, Richard & Victoria 18:55 Lajoyo, Lamar & Shyanne 24:03 Brittany, Tim & Justin 30:29 Crystal, Torrie & Allen 34:39 Shay, Eric & MaryBell 38:02 Jasmine, Amanda, Eddie & Amy 42:51 Ada, Amy, Kendall & Casey 49:46 Yashema, Kenneth & Tammie 54:45 Kertrina & Josh
@sd_justice_duty95649 ай бұрын
Regarding Amanda, she was cruel and didn’t say sorry to Eddie even when he attempted to comfort her and her daughter. She was hurtful to the two. Amanda deserves to face disgrace.
@meggydeloatch9 ай бұрын
W time stamps 😂
@YouTubeUzername9 ай бұрын
Thank you!
@familylove54129 ай бұрын
I KNOW CRYSTAL PERSONALLY AND HER SISTER, THEY FROM (TROY NY) BOTH THOTS BEYOND BELIEF, USE THE SYSTEM NEVER WORKED AND JUST LAY ON THEIR BACKS ALL DAY LOL, HER SISTER WAS ON MAURY TOO LOL AND ALLEN IS HER SISTERS BABY FATHER LOL THEY COUBE SIBLINGS/COUSINS LOL THEY NEVER USE PROTECTION..... ALLEN BAD TOO, THEY BE ACTING BLACK TOO LOL SHE NEVER TAKES BIRTH CONTROL LOL HER BEING ON MAURY DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HER PROFILE BECAUSE SHE A SHOW OFF LOL AND ALLEN CANT HOLD ANYTHING DOWN HE NEVER WORKED BEFORE LOL AND HE HAS MORE THEN 7 HE HAS 13 POSSIBLY MORE LOL
@mikecegelski12084 күн бұрын
Lajoyo deserved better
@kf36964 ай бұрын
The "eyes nose mouth" routine never gets old. It works so well in the end with the run of shame 🤣
@clyderay99619 ай бұрын
maury cameramen getting that workout! 🤣🤣🤣
@pjones04249 ай бұрын
The real MVP
@jdajoker9 ай бұрын
You know the employee of year plaques are plentiful. 😂
@simoncampbell31449 ай бұрын
Man she's beautiful, even if she ain't yours , it's not her fault, she's an innocent who deserves to be loved
@phatfile19 ай бұрын
The run, sorry the waddle of shame off stage when "You're not the father" is announced never gets old.
@lulubonbons9713 ай бұрын
😂
@keithlowe903720 күн бұрын
The waddle of shame , love it!
@Rabinaster7 ай бұрын
Im glad many men have been fully freed from these terrible, unfaithful women, but I'm also very sad for the child. These children are also innocent and without fault in these horrible situations. Breaks my heart that they might not have a father or father figure in their lives. Worse, these types of women can be very selfish and constantly letdown their kids repeatedly. Its honest disgusting that these women get caught in their lies and refuse to apologize, take responsibility or any accountability for their actions and the destruction of the relationship and no father for the child 😮💨
@laurieharper15269 ай бұрын
Every time the woman points to the photos on the screen, saying "look at the eyes, the nose", etc, the verdict is always "You are not the father".
@PeterAnderson-z4y9 ай бұрын
That's the part that makes me laugh the most. They run off stage embarrassed and the viewer is laughing.
@janedodd82918 ай бұрын
😂 and why do they ALWAYS scream when they are pointing to the pictures?! Like it makes them more believable? Ridiculous
@queenbee38286 ай бұрын
They NEVER look alike! They all have open legs, and cataracts!🤷🏾♀️😵💫🤣🤣🤣😂🤦🏾♀️
@paulsilverstein91686 ай бұрын
Always something stupid. “ Maury they both have two arms” “The both have two legs”
@richardcraniumiv77158 ай бұрын
Maury : "The paternity test says you are not the SUCKER!"
@UnitedStatesOfArabia76 ай бұрын
Humanity has stooped to the lowest level since our existence.
@Mimi-qi7zy5 ай бұрын
This has been going on for on since time began , man bringing up children that didn’t belong to him , it’s meant to be diverse , until DNA came in , and every thing went to pot , now we all know, sorry for the fathers throughout the centuries who believed that there spawn were theirs !
@keithlowe903720 күн бұрын
Yup the waddle of shame
@Moons_haunted8 ай бұрын
Gotta respect how some of these gentlemen handled themselves even after hearing that they aren't the father.
@HarleyHutsonАй бұрын
given all the women is trying to do is get supprt money from em.......they never mention the kid...its I want ,,,, I truly believe black women like this are just out to get knocked up so the dont have to work,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,they need to be fixed at birth :-\
@charity96609 ай бұрын
It’s the running away for me every time 😂😂😂
@ladiiblue2u6349 ай бұрын
Me too
@E.M.jansnow8 ай бұрын
Why are you running!! ( in Nigeria accent ) 😂
@MSgt5J0716 ай бұрын
@@E.M.jansnowMaybe they're chasing the child support check that's flying away?
@rollotomassi47686 ай бұрын
That poor couch.
@PamelaGlasgow-ll5urАй бұрын
@@charity9660 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😄😄😄😄
@melissacallan58757 ай бұрын
It brakes my heart for the kids in all this grown folks mess
@carolfield27604 ай бұрын
Then they go on TV and air their dirty laundry for the rest of the world to see. This is forever here for those poor kids to see their lies, their manipulation and their horrible behavior.
@jbdragon32959 ай бұрын
DNA tests should be MANDATORY!!!!
@MSgt5J0719 ай бұрын
Missouri and Tennessee have made DNA testing at birth mandatory. Just wait -- other states will follow.
@limalikat46529 ай бұрын
Yep yep!!! 💯💯💯
@newhappythoughts16289 ай бұрын
That's never going to happen.
@raerae87849 ай бұрын
I agree! But for it to happen at their 2 week check up due to the test not working as well if it's done at birth! But a father shouldn't be allowed to sign the birth certificate until a dna test is done! For a mother to know there is a chance that man isn't the father but having him believe he is should be a jailable offense!
@MSgt5J0719 ай бұрын
@@raerae8784 Yes! If a man is proven to be the father, he needs to step up and be a father. On the flipside, if a man is proven to be NOT the father, he needs to be given the choice of whether he chooses to be the father. If he chooses to be the father, great! That's his choice. If not, that is still his choice. No judgment should be laid at his feet. No man should be FORCED to care for a child that is not his. Period.
@JamesBond-is5du9 ай бұрын
I LOVE WHEN THE BOOING CROWD GOES SILENT WHEN THEY HEAR THAT HE IS NOT THHE FATHER
@thecoolvillager6665 ай бұрын
IK like they are so quick to judge and then when the person isnt the father I hope they feel guilt and shame shame on them for booing a loyal person and cheering a cheater
@caillanan5 ай бұрын
There are signs which tell the audience how to react during the confrontation. The results reveal is mostly the crowd's genuine reaction though.
@عبدالكريمشعراوي-ح5ذ4 ай бұрын
I agree with you They are like spectators at football matches, but they do not support any team, they just make noise
@haridziran1144 ай бұрын
@@thecoolvillager666 they don't "judge" at the beginning, they were told how to react.
@bobstadelmayer84027 ай бұрын
Why feel sorry for the mother? She either has no clue who the daddy is or is lying about the father? In the meantime the guy is guilty until proven innocent. The real victim are the children.
@adamgreen76389 ай бұрын
Her: *I cheated one time... so what*? If she can't understand why, I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain it to her....
@katcraig75259 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@melissaholland27349 ай бұрын
Wow 😂😂😂😂😂
@queene3oh38 ай бұрын
😫😹
@mariachristakos7 ай бұрын
Not “nor the crayons” 😂💀 Lmao!
@jenniferprioleauuu9 ай бұрын
Lol😂 She said I didn't cheat on you with him, I left you for him ! 😂
@truthtorpedo40689 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Wolfpolitics8 ай бұрын
Timestamp please
@queene3oh38 ай бұрын
🧐Bish Has No Concept Of Loyalty, She'll ALWAYS Leave For The Next Best Shiny Thing😒Damn Shame
@ngoodman53408 ай бұрын
@@Wolfpolitics 3:09
@Wolfpolitics8 ай бұрын
@@ngoodman5340 thanks
@raulberna57896 ай бұрын
HER : WHYDID YOU SIGNED THE BIRTHDAY CERTIFICATE ? HIM : CAUSÉ YOU TOLD ME HE WAS MY SON . ME : YOU LIED STUPID
@TxStGuy099 ай бұрын
Can anyone imagine growing up and seeing your own mom on this show? Not knowing for sure who your dad is??? Geeze id be depressed and embarrassed as hell....
@Roma-SRyan9 ай бұрын
its not that deep. ur parents had to forgive u for plenty of shit. learn to forgive and move on w ur life. ur not perfect. ur do us all a favor and leave if ur gonna be depressed. u wont be missed
@Hannah-3789 ай бұрын
@@Roma-SRyan I hope your parents forgave you for not learning how to spell in Kindergarten.
@timkelly69859 ай бұрын
@Roma-SRyan Sue your English teachers for failing you completely.
@_Phara0h_4049 ай бұрын
@@Roma-SRyanIf you’re gonna be mean, at least be grammatically correct- 😮💨
@CitiZENCAT-ie5dt9 ай бұрын
Black folks don't get embarrassed. They are amoral to their core.
@TheJman26009 ай бұрын
29:49 "That is not possible!" Well, then you better call the Vatican, Brittany.
@CocoCece089 ай бұрын
She better test the rest of Mt. Carmel, IN to find the daddy... if he already hasn't skipped town.
@castlelord89959 ай бұрын
@@CocoCece08 that's what I was thinking. I bet all the males in Mt. Carmel just got scared
@JaneDoe-ob3tq9 ай бұрын
💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣
@kittybrown72727 ай бұрын
Them babies be like "why am I here with all these lights in my face" I could never
@brickywatters45719 ай бұрын
Man these compilations bring me no greater joy 😭😭😭
@TheDemoniusX9 ай бұрын
loving watching these women cry.
@brendamarrerobrugueras20809 ай бұрын
What I luv is when they cry their lungs proclaiming the guy is this or his that. To man up. And then the look at his eyes, look at their nose, look at their lips,……and they end up breaking any and all running records 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@TheDemoniusX3 ай бұрын
@@brendamarrerobrugueras2080 absolutely fam!
@southshore23576 ай бұрын
Well . If this guy is not the father , it must be one of the members of the NBA . 😂😂😂😂
@dianagiles9467Ай бұрын
@@southshore2357 😂😂
@tileon35029 ай бұрын
The fastest man in show business is the Maury camera man 🎥🎥🎥
@pennjazz7 ай бұрын
They had to put a lot of training in to keep their stamina up...😄😄😄
@vickietrice50317 ай бұрын
The cameraman deserved an Oscar for running after those nuts as fast as they speed
@delrayhooter41839 ай бұрын
On her tombstone it will read " THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE. "
@resaboutb.95666 ай бұрын
How I love these compilations: watching these women avow, without a single doubt, that these men are the fathers; watching the women point out resemblances in the features of the men and the babies ("Look at the eyebrows! They've got the *same* eyebrows!!") while the rest of us don't see *any* resemblance, and knowing that when the manila envelope appears, the truth will be revealed. What's *NOT* so amusing is speculating about the future of the innocent children.
@Mygirlalecia9 ай бұрын
I’m mad Maury snuck that “you are the father” in there 😂
@Graldaddy9 ай бұрын
I was too!
@Wolfpolitics8 ай бұрын
Dang it, I read this comment as it happened 😂
@kingtrilloriginal6967Ай бұрын
Big facts I thought we had a 2 for 1😂
@MSgt5J0719 ай бұрын
September doesn't need the guy to help raise her child; she just wants her child to know her father. Yeah, tell us you're after child support without telling us you're after child support...
@mzmagnolia29409 ай бұрын
Yep so she can ride into the sunset with her new boo 🤣😂😆😆😆😆😹😹
@archangelgabe665 ай бұрын
I was told by the Domestic Relations Court that my wages were subject to garnishment due to unpaid child support. I never had sex with the plaintiff (mother), and we only knew each other due to professional experience. I never knew the woman was pregnant. Since I never signed the child’s birth certificate; I challenged the Court. I had to spend my money for the DNA test. When the result showed there was 0.00% probability of me being the father of the child; the mother told the Court that I had somehow manipulated the test or sample. All the samples were obtained in the presence of Court officials. The mother cursed me out saying that I should provide for her child since I am a professional who works for everything I have earned, and I can afford it. Court ruled in my favor.
@bradleysmith94313 ай бұрын
Now that's scary. And women wonder why men aren't doing anymore today.
@inlongingАй бұрын
Pretty bold of her to make that claim when you never even had relations 😂
@THEONENONLYMJO9 ай бұрын
Knowing their not the father beforehand makes this so much funnier 😢😅😂
@yayagarcia54439 ай бұрын
Yeeeeeees!!
@geraldstamour13128 ай бұрын
Absolutely right about that, @THEONENONLYMJO!
@vickietrice50317 ай бұрын
I agree with you it's hilarious but at the same time women they know if they've been with someone else😅
@FALpacino7 ай бұрын
Facts, lol. Seeing the women get all fired up and confident when we already know what’s coming is the icing on the cake.
@ErikHeimdallr3 ай бұрын
"THEY'RE" ...microcephalic.
@xalleem81179 ай бұрын
"It's not possible.......I didn't sleep with anybody else!!!!!"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@vlexical7 ай бұрын
Then he was blessed by the flying sperm.
@user-wm2tw6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@andreahailey73995 ай бұрын
That's the problem... nobody 'slept' 😂
@LaciDoszka5 ай бұрын
It's not about "sleeping" . It's about "not sleeping"
@stevearno1005 ай бұрын
Sweet baby "jesus" has come back as sweet baby Josephine. And the mother is the new not so virgin Mary
@purpleapple28643 ай бұрын
Maury you are a Legend.Thanks for solving these cases
@SpammytheHedgehog9 ай бұрын
Maury: You are NOT the father! Guy: 🕺🕺🕺 Woman: 🏃♀️🏃♀️😭
@christie36689 ай бұрын
Camera men: 🎥🏃♂️💨
@mattdavis42489 ай бұрын
@@christie3668 Those camera men are impressive to run so quickly with all that equipment and keeping it as steady as they do.
@batenoshmelakeselam63849 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@familylove54129 ай бұрын
I KNOW CRYSTAL PERSONALLY AND HER SISTER, THEY FROM (TROY NY) BOTH THOTS BEYOND BELIEF, USE THE SYSTEM NEVER WORKED AND JUST LAY ON THEIR BACKS ALL DAY LOL, HER SISTER WAS ON MAURY TOO LOL AND ALLEN IS HER SISTERS BABY FATHER LOL THEY COUBE SIBLINGS/COUSINS LOL THEY NEVER USE PROTECTION..... ALLEN BAD TOO, THEY BE ACTING BLACK TOO LOL SHE NEVER TAKES BIRTH CONTROL LOL HER BEING ON MAURY DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HER PROFILE BECAUSE SHE A SHOW OFF LOL AND ALLEN CANT HOLD ANYTHING DOWN HE NEVER WORKED BEFORE LOL AND HE HAS MORE THEN 7 HE HAS 13 POSSIBLY MORE LOL
@cplmpcocptcl63069 ай бұрын
Fricken great thread.😅
@aaronhall78629 ай бұрын
The Mt Caramel episode will forever be classic 😂😅
@jordanjojodenise45027 ай бұрын
Lmaoooooo the town will continue to talk 😂
@shiestyrecords32256 ай бұрын
@@jordanjojodenise4502town gon be like "ey yo where your dad at?"
@christophercrafter26096 ай бұрын
24:15 here we go
@brenturner1160Ай бұрын
THAT’S NOT POSSIBLE!!! 😭😭😭😭
@cherylholmes8625Ай бұрын
Yeah that was a good one
@Ghostly_One17 ай бұрын
Why do I feel like the harder the people go pointing at the screen all "just look at the similarities", the more likely the guy not being the pops gets?
@ifrahabi48342 ай бұрын
I know when they do that , it’s not the father. They denial.
@petergersbach73552 ай бұрын
Every time
@DCFunBud8 ай бұрын
"I cheated one time." Make that 100x.
@vickietrice50317 ай бұрын
That's one of the most famous lines that women use it only happened once however we know how many times it actually was
@CanMav3 ай бұрын
Only one time... per night...
@stvandy13 ай бұрын
Stop having children out of wedlock
@selenajones13963 ай бұрын
When she said “you’re gonna have to share your man with me and my baby” I knew she was lying🤣🤣
@TheBrownHornet9 ай бұрын
Every man needs to know (in Texas at least) if you end up on a child’s birth certificate you absolutely will be forced to support that child until you can prove it’s not yours, and you ask a court to terminate the parent-child relationship. And you will be liable for child support or back child support until that termination has been signed by a judge. Thankfully there is no statute of limitations to do this in Texas. BUT… many states do have a statute of limitations of 4 years. So if you don’t get the paternity test done before the child is 4 years old you will be paying child support until that child is 18 and in some states, even beyond that. It’s a dangerous world out there gentlemen, protect yourself.
@nakiaharper2769 ай бұрын
Some judges won't let them take their names off at all, and still have to pay child support
@geraldstamour13129 ай бұрын
Good to know, @TheBrownHornet.
@shaundixon36452 ай бұрын
That’s the matriarchy for you ,
@inlongingАй бұрын
So you get paid back for the support ?
@LindaAucone-xb5in9 ай бұрын
"They always say the same thing: same eyes, same nose, same mouth, same hairline, etc., LOL!" ❤😂😮😅
@MrTunaChaser9 ай бұрын
Babies look like babies. I don’t care what race they are. They all look the same.❤
@lauriewhittle58777 ай бұрын
Like winston churchill
@sandiblohm67337 ай бұрын
Don't forget, I wasn't with nobody else......
@vickietrice50317 ай бұрын
😊 that's how you can tell that they know that he is not the father
@TedsHoldOver7 ай бұрын
The "double nots" are magical.
@duannegarrett58009 ай бұрын
I love this show!! The sweathogs screaming and lying and then flopping on the couch in the back stage is priceless!!!I bet the cost of production was dependant on how many couches they demolished!!😂 😂
@dorothyspeaks69975 ай бұрын
Sweathogs 😭😭
@maussie99428 ай бұрын
“I made a mistake” lol that’s really downplaying a major disaster
@mrjasonsamuel232 ай бұрын
Another guy accidentally slip inside her.lmao
@chocochuuuu5 ай бұрын
Maury: "you are NOT the father." women: " *I am speed* " backstage couch: "ah shit, here we go again.."
@RichardBrimlettАй бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@atlasjojos9 ай бұрын
I hate how most of them say the kids don’t deserve that but they don’t take accountability for putting them through that
@ChildOfGod02038 ай бұрын
The children suffer the most
@CantHandleThisCanYa6 ай бұрын
That's black culture. Never take responsibility or accountability.
@reginaturner92529 ай бұрын
"No, September's My lover. I plan on spending my life with her".
@humansvd32699 ай бұрын
Lolol
@timkelly69859 ай бұрын
The alphabet mafia is a plague upon mankind.
@weepingscorpion87399 ай бұрын
I thought I was watching Jerry Springer when I heard that. Took me back to my youth. :)
@tonymaiorano2749Ай бұрын
@@reginaturner9252 a pod of whales
@reginaturner9252Ай бұрын
@@tonymaiorano2749 💀💀🤣
@Amronpaz1453 ай бұрын
I'm a woman but i loved watching this women when they got shocked and cry😂😂😂 everytime they lose. I suggest they should have a list or notes of everyman they slept wd.
@Thestomachlover9 ай бұрын
It’s so satisfying to hear you are not the father and theses guys are free from child support for a child that’s not theirs
@sd_justice_duty95649 ай бұрын
Some of these mother care about resources, including money. They need to grow up or face disgrace.
@kimberlyb96089 ай бұрын
If they sign the birth certificate some states still make the guy pay child support
@josephcatsanchez65909 ай бұрын
THESE WOMEN VERY WELL KNOW WHO THEY SLEPT WITH.
@sandiblohm67337 ай бұрын
I wouldn't count on it. Especially when they drag 16 men on, and none of them are the father!
@queenbee38286 ай бұрын
They kill me after the fact, the REAL baby daddy ain’t no good, they don’t want him to know, he’s in jail, etc! Just ridiculous!
@Bill-ft8ttАй бұрын
They might not remember ALL. These Ho's are like a doorknob. Everybody takes a turn.😅
@Rita-g2h8x10 күн бұрын
I just feel so sorry for these beautiful children my heart goes out to them what sort of example are these people setting them
@lauradoop41538 ай бұрын
When your "kids "are named Egypt and Fantasia, you're already a freak
@elizabethmahon88633 ай бұрын
Just got to love it. She's got to go find her baby's daddy
@egyptwalton65093 ай бұрын
Damn... *not me with the name Egypt*
@ekim43639 ай бұрын
Maury keeps saying the magic words.
@mirtlegefferie69447 ай бұрын
It's hilarious when they go look at the eyes the nose etc etc and boom you're not the father 😂😂😂😂😂 bruh!!!
@unicornmadness62869 ай бұрын
The one thing i hate is once a man signs that birth certificate they're STUCK, even if it's found out that they're not the father later on down the road. Men please even if you trust your lady get a DNA test before signing anything. Once you sign that paper you're still stuck paying child support for the next 18 years. This literally happened to the man I'm with now, he raised his son thinking it was his and when that child was 14 it was found out that he wasn't his child. Not only did it devastate him but when he took the mother of the child to court to stop the child support and to see if he could get any of his money back the judge literally said he was stuck paying for that child until they were 18, all because of him signing that birth certificate. Just a shame, now he still takes care of the child because their his child even though they're in their mid 20s, but the fact that the mother knew there was a chance that he may not of been the father and never gave him a heads up is just horrible. And this happens more than it should and these women are never held accountable and that needs to change.
@saimariaz79389 ай бұрын
💯💯
@Hraher8 ай бұрын
Respect
@gordonallen90956 ай бұрын
And THAT is why DNA testing should be MANDATORY before any signing of birth certificates, or awarding of child support. The man and the child deserve the TRUTH.
@MyBigToes5 ай бұрын
Depending on the state they can go have their name removed off the birth certificate and their name removed from the kid. Normally in this process the mom has to pay for all of the fees
@charleso63169 ай бұрын
Even Usain Bolt the world 100m record holder will find it hard to catch up with these women as they run off the stage 😂
@vickietrice50317 ай бұрын
If these women can't do nothing else they can take off running like a bat out of hell
@josegerardofadon96377 ай бұрын
September and Lili look like they just stepped out of a marine exhibit at Seaworld 😂😂😂😂😂
@geecee12889 ай бұрын
The shock on their faces when they so so sure he’s the father is hilarious
@vickietrice50317 ай бұрын
That's the funniest part when they find out that they he wasn't the father
@sebastianhunt91829 ай бұрын
The way everyone was ragging on Casey didn't sit right with me. "I didn't pay for the DNA test because I couldn't afford $1500! I was a kid (working something...?) and my grandparents were supporting me!" And then Amy yells about how she was a kid, too. Babes, this isn't just about you. If you were a kid and couldn't be expected to make grown up decisions, hold him to that same level of mercy you give yourself. He was trying, and he showed up when he was asked for. Quit pulling the victim BS. It takes two to tango, and he was trying his hardest to be an adult at 16. Now here Amy is as a grown woman acting more like a teenager than anything and shifting all the blame onto him. Neither of them are innocent, but only one of them took responsibility in this.
@joshuaraffensperger35929 ай бұрын
Accountability is kryptonite to modern XX!
@sebastianhunt91829 ай бұрын
@@joshuaraffensperger3592 Actually, it’s just kryptonite to shitty people. Men can be just as bad. I speak from experience with these “men”.
@Onlyusemesuede9 ай бұрын
I was thinking the same thing! Ada was mad at these two guys when in reality she should be mad at her mom for being a straight up hoe!
@briansmith1352Ай бұрын
Let’s not forget that the female has ultimate VETO power. He could want a baby, but if she doesn’t no baby. Likely, he didn’t want child, but she did so 18 years later on tv they’re seeking to determine paternity because she had seggs with several males without birth control.
@eightw578312 күн бұрын
The noise when 2 or more of these people start speaking at the same time, holy crap.
@antoinejohnson65228 ай бұрын
I'm apologize if this offends anyone but it's totally on the mother to know who their children fathers are 🎉
@ms.reasonable5705 ай бұрын
Don't apologize, your are 100% correct!
@israelcamille5 ай бұрын
You’re not wrong..
@dragonlady13605 ай бұрын
Only the mother knows who they slept with. These girls should keep their legs closed
@ja-miyah_hurry5 ай бұрын
No you’re right. Especially when the mothers know they’ve been out sleeping with other people.
@rooster9115 ай бұрын
N then the girls do the hoe sprint to the back couch!!!😂😂😂
@SDSWrath0049 ай бұрын
I love how most of these women say they look exactly the same. Look, they both have eyes, noses, mouth, and ears, exactly the same.
@MSgt5J0719 ай бұрын
Looks mean nothing. Can't tell you hot many times I've looked at the guy and the child and thought "They don't look anything alike" and Maury or Steve says "You ARE the father!" On the flipside, Can't tell you how many times I've seen the guy and the child and thought "There is a resemblance " and Maury or Steve announces "You are NOT the father!"
@MR713JOSE9 ай бұрын
Delusional
@sassyquin7073 ай бұрын
that 1st one...when Maury laughs! Great!
@welatshaw9 ай бұрын
Gotta love the one practically in the guy's face, and then Maury says the word "not" and everything suddenly changes.
@injusticeanywherethreatens48108 ай бұрын
Lol the look on Jazmine and Amanda's faces when the results came out. *Priceless!* Thanks Maury!
@jamesrosano9439Ай бұрын
I miss the commercials that came on during this show reminding you that if you’re stuck in the home watching Maury it may be time to go back to school
@airrickjohnson56509 ай бұрын
“ YOU GONE BE RESPECTABLE ☝🏾” 😂
@melanatedgod53379 ай бұрын
Mother's are some men's downfall as well.
@thebenevolentpatriarch4249 ай бұрын
she said that😂😂😂😂
@stijnkulche59328 ай бұрын
Lmaooooo
@natedogg40356 ай бұрын
Nope I'm going to leave and not come around until she's gone Obviously she doesn't respect her own son
@FrankBrown-c5l9 ай бұрын
Ladies, never pick up the trophy until you've won the race.
@ADekuKid29 күн бұрын
Wow. 4 hours of happy endings. Fantastic.
@CuriousKev9 ай бұрын
These never get old
@realityrepp4738 ай бұрын
love when the tough talk ends & the tears begin !!!!! hahahahahaha !!!!!!!!!!!
@vickietrice50317 ай бұрын
I agree with you that's one of the funniest parts to the whole thing
@lyndaharwood55356 ай бұрын
😂😂..the names are so funny...they deserve a show of their own 😂😂😂😂😂
@buzzzzzz699 ай бұрын
As long as I live I will NEVER understand what possesses a person to go onto a show like this knowing there's a bloody good chance they'll be exposed as liars & cheats! Not to mention how hurt those poor Grandmothers who truly believed they had a grandchild 😔
@catchingbird18 ай бұрын
Sometimes the courts would cost more than the TV show. The show would pay for everything so that's why people would do it
@sandiblohm67337 ай бұрын
That's who I feel sorry for, is the grandma's.😢 😢
@carolfield27604 ай бұрын
Money
@EuroGupper3 ай бұрын
10:30 Same nose, same eyes Me thinking: "Are we looking at the same photos?" 😂
@StationOnLife9 ай бұрын
Upon a woman's assertion that a man is the father of her child, predicated solely on physical resemblance rather than the absence of intimacy with other individuals, it is evident that he is not the exclusive potential progenitor.
@kayvee90949 ай бұрын
The walk or run of shame is hilarious.
@OnBakePlatinum7 ай бұрын
Waddle of shame
@paulsilverstein91686 ай бұрын
I call it the “ HOE RUN”
@Benjamin-zp2uh6 ай бұрын
Its crazy how females go lesbian when they have a bad break up but when a guy has a bad break up he hits the gym and gets a impressive body build
@99thJediWarrior9 ай бұрын
Part 5! YES! And an hour long?! Quick, someone get the popcorn! 🍿
@elizabethmahon88633 ай бұрын
I'm getting my milk duds
@KWAK.The.Artist3 ай бұрын
I got Dots!!! 😂
@TheGeekBox9 ай бұрын
'They look identical!'...while looking nowhere near the same 😅😅