You Can't Make Up These UNCLEARED Levels In Your Wildest Dreams...

[@lennykoopa7289]

1:16 That seagull lookin at my fries like.. 2:58 When I won’t share my fries with the seagull 6:40 When I shoot the dang seagull 9:40 When the crow is at the birds funeral. 2:39 Me laughing at the dead bird. 4:50 When the mourning of the crow attracts more seagulls. 12:35 When animal control comes and kills all the seagulls. 14:26 When I regret calling animal control and get depressed. 17:09 The animal control guys. 18:00 The funeral music for the seagulls. *RIP Seagulls 2020-2020* 😢🕊

[@yaych6595]

Lol

[@SplatPixel3D]

XD

[@ooganooba6359]

That made me laugh more than it should've.

[@paya8149]

Flapjackson._.OFFICIAL that actually is so funny

[@lennykoopa7289]

Breath of the wild Paya Thx

[@bluji1250]

I've learned by this point that "DGR Guarantee" basically equals a particularly dumb death caused by Dave rushing into the level

[@spmagic9083]

So true!

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"What if all of the bean burrito levels out there were just training for this level?" Dave hasn't had an epiphany like that since his old college days

[@zhfusion5064]

YOUR EVERWHEREEEEE

[@icedpancakes2780]

Literally grow a mustache already

[@Chava5369]

Hey bro

[@nathenkrohn9889]

It’s Just Some Guy without a Mustache

[@subswithNovideo-kb3tw]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache JOJO MAN

[@desmondruhling]

I bet DGR was into art in his old college days

[@Whoahhhhhhhhhh]

Yeah probably

[@mickgorro]

And he hasn't done it since :).

[@barrybee4610]

He was probably a God in his old college days.

[@Homi_1]

no... just no

[@kuzcoduzco2955]

Back when he played turbo toads

[@pretzl9587]

wow... 6:40 in 0.25x speed sounds like a game Final Boss dying xD

[@jstar3382]

Marx soul

[@anne-marielight2804]

Also sounds like the chimp teacher from Gumball

[@Revan1]

Anne-Marie Light lol so true

[@SplatPixel3D]

Why do you know this?

[@Revan1]

Manas Rai idk lol

[@carolinea5792]

You can't spell uncleared without UNCLE. Someone's gotta do it!

[@HyLo-rule]

underrated

[@ProfessorOof]

of course not its uncleared stupid

[@owensfinalproject]

Uncle-eared

[@Ronaldonazario2347]

Cleared but not cleared done it :3

[@ProfessorOof]

your so dumb omg ITS A WORD WITH UNCLE IN IT T

[@phil5892]

“That might be one of my favorite deaths in recent memory”

[@lucyw7010]

im on my sisters account but i made that level :)

[@WailingFriend]

@@lucyw7010 Well it looks like you never went to kindergarden since you don't know that sentences start with an uppercase and the "i" is supposed to be uppercase. (Not a grammar Nazi)

[@WailingFriend]

@@lucyw7010 Also, IMO the level wasn't good.

[@danielyuan9862]

@@WailingFriend Woah there! Not everyone has to type in perfect grammar. The fact that someone not typing the correct grammar doesn't mean they don't know the correct grammar. This is the internet not an English class.

[@james8616]

6:36 Oh thank God, we don’t have to call him Uncle Daddy

[@joeyantonio6063]

6:42 he caws like a crow

[@S-Freeze]

2:04 "Sometimes, there is really no words for the things you wanna say." DGR

[@khizarabbas6613]

Dave: You know what I’m gonna do. 2 seconds later: *Dies*

[@IndoHelleneBall]

*good job*

[@antti-karhu]

What Dave promises, he delivers.

[@SantYeahGO]

Every pit is a chance for glory!

[@thePsiMatrix]

I do hope someone picks up that phone because you CALLED IT!

[@moonslayerbs1783]

Brawl stars=awesome

[@beepboop7651]

Dave’s daughters: “what sound does the rooster make?” Dave: 6:41

[@Emptychevy94]

9:43 as well

[@instafreeze21]

DGR on the last art level and uses bombs. Me to my self: Art is an EXPLOSION!

[@juneypuppy]

"It's like intense Flappy Bird" Implying flappy bird isn't already intense enough

[@triprismgaming824]

the number of dislikes on the video is a funny number. So is the number of comments.

[@07philip]

When the DGR guarantee doesn't work: *Impossible*

[@Death-iy9kv]

Nah when it does work : Impossible

[@Dethneko]

Either way: Inconceivable!

[@abdelrahmantaha7443]

Actually it doesn't work at all xD

[@meganforeback1989]

Yes it does

[@HeartlessSlayer3]

Perhaps the archives were incomplete

[@jencan1]

Everyone: Endgame was the most ambitious crossover in history Me, an intellectual: 12:51

[@stefysmo]

i just watched your video from a year ago where u said every time before you do a livestream you say to yourself that your goal is not to be the best gamer but that you want to be the most approachable dude on the internet and you want anyone to come in and feel like this is a place where people say “hey i can hang out here” and i just wanted to tell you that u definitely accomplish your goal with every video u put out. i discovered your channel about a month ago and i usually don’t watch gameplays but when i started watching your videos i was like “he’s so cool he talks to us as if we are friends”. and your live streams and videos really do feel like a hangout. you’re really cool dude, keep going i love your videos!

[@Rammbob]

"You never know, what you gonna get in a box of chocolate." - Really now, it's a box. It contains chocolate. :D

[@beasty1772]

That was the best DGR Guarantee in history. I was crying 😂😂😂

[@Gdon0813]

What if there was a clear condition where you have to reach the goal with the p-balloon... 12:31

[@khizarabbas6613]

Then since he lost the balloon at the last second he would die and cry

[@Ronaldonazario2347]

Khizar Abbas u should be a commentator 😂

[@Caleb_Benjamin]

:o

[@nahsir428]

:o

[@craftyman]

12:13 DGR, Thanks for that switch on the music. That was a nice dose of nostalgia. Now I need to go look up Battletoads.

[@milostasic401]

I was looking for the name of the song! any idea what its called?

[@craftyman]

@@milostasic401 I don't know the name of the song, itself, but he was talking about Battletoads earlier in the video. Just look up that game. I think it's lvl 3 or something when you're riding on jet skis.

[@CaveMiner]

12:30 imagine if there was a clear condition to have the P Balloon

[@user-rh7nd5xv7y]

"Dgr guarantee or my names not uncle daddy" "Bird noises"

[@TakeWalker]

Sometimes, there are no words for the things you wanna say.

[@ahmedabdullakhaledmohameda9916]

#siri

[@Myeauxyoozi]

15:28 is from one of Alpharad's levels

[@kaaulu4736]

You know. I suffer from great anxiety and panic attacks. Watching your videos gets me out of this misery quite often. Thank you man!

[@MisterNohbdy]

4:30 - I was fully expecting another key door. I was not expecting four.

[@spmagic9083]

Me too!

[@SantYeahGO]

6:17 "That is a" he didn't say DGR Dave guarantee so it doesn't count! (that was really close though!)

[@3th4nP31ff3r]

One of these days...you’re going to go insane😂

[@epikitee2186]

that implies that he hasn't already

[@i_do_not_existbut_i_do4966]

He already has in his old college days.

[@Year_Walker]

Your saying he hasn’t already?

[@BroerenGames]

He def did few times, but ofc he edit that out. lol

[@3th4nP31ff3r]

Broeren Games well yeah. I mean, if I did a video like this, it would take a day to watch😂

[@quasiZote]

These uncleared levels make me feel like watching Sisyphos rolling a boulder up a hill, but with a really funny Sisyphos. Keep up that nice content! :)

[@animeweeb1643]

6:40 Me and the boys when there's one wall between us

[@nofu5658]

_Trump joined the game_

[@fade5368]

15:27 me when i play CoD and die from throwing my own grenade

[@mrchoochooguy4045]

In my case its gmod

[@jbsMUWcreations2089]

I'm still thinking about dgr shaking the microphone and falling off the chair.

[@theunknown4834]

aren't we all

[@mercuryrising9758]

What video

[@ralseidreemurrrd6199]

DGR: Uncleared art levels! Me: Is there a Mario Lisa?

[@noisemusicstan]

so poetic when he dies MIDWAY through saying the phrase "that is a DGR guarantee"

[@alonsoochoa4898]

This must be one of your best videos ever, thanks for giving us a time of fun and joy!

[@vivekorn]

You have a lot of patience, persevering with that first level

[@TG-mj4cs]

Hey Dave, I love your videos. They always bring a smile to my face, mainly because you can laugh at yourself. But the main reason for this post is that I really love your outro music. Earthbound is one of my all-time favorite RPGs, and it makes me happy to see it getting some love.

[@limwj752]

Imagine the 3rd level had a "reach the goal as P-ballon Mario" clear condition. It would be funny.

[@spmagic9083]

OMG. LOL. Why??? Perfection at its finest.

[@Thejadedgamer]

6:41 The sound a man makes when scalding water is poured onto his junk. Hilarious !!!!!

[@f145hr3831jr]

You know what they say: you cannot spell "fart" without "art".

[@3nelad]

4:35 DGR didn't give up at this moment. That is amazing.

[@eri_berri]

"hot garbage 2: electric poopaloo" why does that sound familiar? Tag 2: Electric boogaloo. I see.

[@enricocrafts7020]

Ah, so you're a man of culture as well.

[@jimmyh2137]

Jungle door thief coming in strong with dem Pesky birds

[@sacka1685]

Pesky creator

[@lilaoast5961]

More doors for him

[@noodles.277]

Pesy pie studios

[@jaredw.7712]

I love your videos DGR. Thanks for being so family friendly, and Christian friendly (so I can raise my kids right). I love your families cameos, I can tell the quarantine is getting to you all with your daughter popping in more often. Also, my wife (a non-gamer) will even watch a lot of these episodes with me. You are just a lot of fun to watch. A great personality. Thanks for making these videos all the time.

[@AmyTheMeower]

0.0% is the face Dave makes when he realizes he picked a hot garbage level (0.0)

[@pillowpete]

Watching DGR play MM2 has definitely made quarantine a little more fun. Absolutely love your videos man! 😄

[@alexSssedits]

0:21 DGR's mistake: All levels are art... except those precision ones.

[@nathankronew3434]

#TeamPrecision would argue differently.

[@Hamfam222]

#TeamPrecision

[@Trolling4Jesus]

Tried to get one of my Mario Maker 1 levels on your streams back in like 2015 or 2016 but never made it. KZbin started suggesting you again and now I love this series and I'm gonna have to get Mario Maker 2.

[@Mviprin]

2019: DGR Guarantee 2020:DGR in Quarantine

[@spmagic9083]

Hot Garbage 2 : Electric Boogaloo is basically Tag 2 : Electric Boogaloo. You played a level by a Grian fan! Yay!

[@atonofhats2185]

Last time I was this early, I could still go outside

[@Lucario0513]

Amazing content as always! These Art levels were no laughing matter. I laughed at the "Mario farts to save his life" level title. It looked fun.

[@thegreatest3face774]

13:14 Expectations: 20 secs Reality: 30 secs

[@thegreatest3face774]

TicTimeless r/woooosh?

[@ebgurif]

:O Jiang pls no

[@ebgurif]

:O Jiang pls no

[@masonwheeler6536]

5:05: You never know where you're gonna find a key. A key? Aquí!

[@josevitorino1533]

Entendi what you said, meu compatriota

[@CheshireFatorum]

8:48 As much as I admire your persistence: You realize that some people are just going to take that as a challenge? I mean, it kind of already is - the reason why #DGR is associated with horrible levels is because _you_ are probably the _only_ one willing to play them. For your sanity, I'd suggest putting up at least _some_ limits… …or don't. We'll just continue to watch and enjoy your suffering and descent into madness.

[@underthepale]

It's a niche. He has a niche. It's how Uncle Dave makes the big bucks.

[@Thejadedgamer]

9:32 : The mating call of the wild DGR

[@MatthiaGryffine]

1st Level: (singing) "IT'S A TROLL LEVEL!!!"

[@Destroy666x]

4:40 - I bursted with laughter, typical garbage plot twist

[@epic_donut2.5]

6:40 the new roblox death sound

[@mklip2001]

Thank you for including the Turbo Tunnel music with that second level!

[@IndoHelleneBall]

When dgr smiles. "IM STARING INTO UR SOLE" when I smile. "hi"

[@cyanfrog]

Phoenix Flare How can he stare into my sole if I’m not wearing shoes

[@S-Freeze]

sole? gross. didnt know DGR was into that

[@Hydro_74]

This is why I don’t read comments anymore. Sole?

[@IndoHelleneBall]

@@cyanfrog what do u mean

[@cyanfrog]

Phoenix Flare lol A sole is the bottom part of a shoe and you meant the other spelling of sole: soul

[@brodyt0940]

12:15 your face LMAO 😂

[@pinecone_5]

Haven’t been this excited for a video since my old college days

[@nonnyandgil]

I get so excited seeing your new videos. They are one of the only things getting me through quarantine!!

[@fade5368]

15:27 a WW2 soldier throws a grenade but then returns and kills him (colorized)

[@elis8729]

6:19 Flippin perfect!!! roflmao! MAN! that was great!

[@Joukster]

12:33 Imagine the creator had put a clear condition in the level

[@fidel_soto]

LOL

[@gadgetc06]

haha thinkin the same thing

[@spmagic9083]

OMG. LOL. Why??? Perfection at its finest.

[@ez_exoticmatterg5918]

3:35 DGR: from my old college days, Soft lock city. I have visited this city 10,000 times

[@rabboy2411]

This is truly art

[@lilusichka]

I never before realized how awkward super mario sounds without music

[@pep1482]

13:14 - level title "20 seconds", level time "30 seconds"

[@kogmawmain8872]

Well it only needs about 20 seconds to clear it.

[@alyssar1505]

The noises and expressions you make are just the best!

[@Sofyill]

10:04 Why did you boo It deserves alike for telling you what you were getting into

[@samsimington5563]

I too have the humor of a five-year-old and the second level's title had me in stitches 🤣

[@carolinea5792]

The "P" on the p-balloon stands for "Pinto Beans". The magical fruit.

[@trishstr]

Art Expert hot garbage : let me go you can’t beat me Dgr : No, I don’t think I will

[@thejettpack]

Let's be honest. We're all glad his name is not Uncle Daddy.

[@frikeyslender3758]

That ricochet to the face. That moment was an absolute bob-omb 😏

[@sully6413]

I think I’m the only one who’s watched the whole video

[@jeffpprrtt674]

i did too

[@TealLlama]

you watched an 18 minute video that was uploaded 6 minutes ago?

[@munchervideos2148]

Me too

[@TheAlphaTeamPlays]

So you watched a 20-minute video in 1 minute?

[@munchervideos2148]

@@TheAlphaTeamPlays wait wut no wait you did?

[@PsychOsmosis]

Dave: **gets killed by Wrench Dude** Also Dave: **assumes there's a wall of spikes for no reason whatsoever**

[@zyzoxal]

yo wsp wait am i first?

[@namlin]

Yes

[@mastergrilledcheese1851]

Congrats

[@APerson-14]

YOU ARE FIRST YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY

[@garysloan9793]

So awesome to hear BattleToads Turbo Tunnel and an Earthbound tune in the same streaming content! Thanks!!

[@juliuskulla2097]

Hi, Not Uncle Daddy. I couldn't resist, the power of the dad joke compelled me.

[@felipefernandes8668]

5:18 the best part hehehhe

[@gunbonecl7452]

9:39 The DGRasaurusRex

[@underthepale]

4:40 DGR be like "My God. It's full of key doors!"

[@M_y_s_tic]

I love that DGR doesn't blink when he's focused.

[@DenlixCutix]

I like how that x is hiding Mario's mushrooms

[@lurieelcari]

When the turbo tunnel music went on, I laughed out loud and woke the wife and kid. Brilliant, but DAMN it I was not ready! XD

[@mattk7864]

I like that you referenced battletoads - I was thinking how much that farty Mario level reminded me of the Volkmire’s inferno level

[@michaels2395]

1:13 When a bird sees me with a bird seed

[@gpcoasters7824]

Love the Turbo Tunnel music. That was great.

[@shaadyprogamer8902]

15:29 good catch

[@RyanMontgomeryFitness]

Thanks for the morning video games! My favorite to watch being a teacher off school for the moment. My kids love them as well and hey, I am a college wrestler too!

[@Jagoryu]

Well, it's simple Dave... You only left the "ART" keyword up-- And that stage was.... Hot art!

[@zakariyapianocovers1404]

7:49 Surprised Pikachu face xD

[@sirusmaj]

Mlcj's "Hot Garbage 2: Electric Poopaloo" must be a fan of Minecraft. This is a nice reference to Hermitcraft Season 7 "Tag 2: Electric Boogaloo".

[@Chris_money]

1:15 when you walk into beetlejuices shop in wind waker.

[@shellandergames]

Fun episode and nice that he actually got first clear on all levels this time.

[@Topbeehler]

The face you made when you saw all the key doors... Priceless

[@justinkarnes3276]

That Kaizo block on the Official DGR Guarantee made my day.

[@Gamer-3458]

4:33 perfect bruh moment right there