You could stop at 5 or 6 stores or just one [COMPILATION]

All of the parts put together into a full length compilation.
Enjoy!

[@FanatixPublishing]

I could stop at 5 or 6 videos, or just this 1.

[@logangreen3398]

lmaoo

[@glowinthedarkzombie]

DothanFanatixTV bruh you had 666 likes

[@simmerocky2393]

Proceded to what 20 videos

[@domisthebomb09]

I am the queen of the universe. The waves part and the water is warm

[@michaelvelez2871]

I don't need friends, they disappoint me

[@obsidiaomega]

Joe Banks, Eighty-two years young, has come to this pond for the last seventeen years to feed the ducks. But last month, Joe made a discovery. The ducks were gone. Some say the ducks went to Canada. Others say Toronto. And some people think Joe used to sit down, over there, near those ducks. But it could be that there's just no room in this modern world for an old man and his ducks.

[@gimmeurcrisps]

HOW DOES NOBODY KNOW THAT IT'S FROM THE SIMPSONS

[@chloeevans2569]

That turn gets me everytime

[@Ch3rryT3a]

@@gimmeurcrisps I thought the same thing!!!

[@mryoshi1221]

this shows how diverse the human race is

[@savannahlevy97]

Fly Lord *this shows how terrifying the human race is.

[@Josh-hv5ni]

It’s O-MAZING how many different ethnicities there are, Jesus!

[@technounionrepresentative4274]

i like to imagine that all of these people were in the same room and they all interacted with eachother, after filming, maybe several were forgotten, maybe some became friends maybe some disliked eachother at first but they came around to liking eachother, but more likely and more depressingly they likely never knew eachother and they never even saw eachothers face

[@Barber747]

FACTS

[@glasslilacs]

The guy who leaked these clips is an absolute legend

[@Camothor10]

what is it from

[@bunglesnurch2062]

It's a bunch of recorded scripts of actors trying out for a commercial. It's unknown what the commercial was for though

[@edgyspoon5793]

WHAT. AN. ABSOLUTE. MAD. LAD.

[@moved5528]

You're so close to 666 likes

[@tophatring8445]

Bungle Snurch it’s probably for Walmart because Walmart sells a lot of different things

[@BoognishDisciple]

"He's inside the closet, I had him stuffed." UM...

[@ab-hg4tk]

Ugh Okay oh

[@avecat8]

Ugh Okay it's a monologue from the play oh dad poor dad mamas hung you in the closet and im feeling so sad

[@rocketgrunthyunho]

He was never important to me, he was just a convenient!

[@jiggajigjones8210]

Ugh Okay a bum thats what he is.

[@Darn6_9]

Ugh Okay omg I saw that as soon as I read this comment lol

[@sleepysheep9061]

For those who are still confused: This is an acting school in Chicago. Sarantos Studio. Outtakes from possible commercial casting tryouts. "You Could Stop At Five Or Six Stores" is a scripted line repeatedly uttered by several actors while auditioning for an unknown commercial at the Sarantos Studio of Acting. The quote rose to online notoriety and became a popular subject of parodies after an edited montage reel of the audition, which consists of various actors awkwardly delivering the tagline along with other off-screen commentaries and dramatic poses, was uploaded to KZbin in 2010. Outtakes from possible commercial casting tryouts, hence having them say them say the same line or/and try out other lines/emotions etc. I believe this was made around the 1990s or somewhere around there (not sure when exactly its made.)

[@yeeturmcbeetur8197]

No. This was done because the earth is flat. But, we all know that isn't real. The truth is that there were once 2 flat earfs that cullideded togethers and made reguelre earf. Thiz is wer wi live today. That's y the ducks went to cananadas.

[@TheELSABABY]

Def not the 80s. Late 90s early 2000s, probably.

[@TheELSABABY]

***** didn't see your comment. otherwise i wouldn't have said the same exact thing. oh well.

[@carstenbager9533]

not from the 80s. Late 90s early 2000s, maybe.

[@kidneyluke]

I feel so sorry for the people who paid money to be able to do this.

[@ellaroseadar1508]

"He's inside the closet. I had him stuffed" WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS ONE

[@magruder5874]

C O M E T O S C O T L A N D O R J U S T O N E

[@HuyenPhan-ir2wo]

You could stop at 5 or 6 Scotlands or just one.

[@凛凛-m9l]

play this at my funeral.

[@flopinvictus5646]

I got the Playlist for you

[@Mikeysmovielist]

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Brilliant!!!

[@DeadPalooza]

You could stop at 5 or 6 funerals...

[@camerondawkins6865]

Saul Steck OR just one

[@marianajonsdottircalvi6758]

「凛凛〜」 sorry I already booked them for my funeral

[@lilischnitzel1545]

"I can see the Statue of Liberty from here", he says during the only time he doesn't have his glasses on

[@Coquitten]

Whore of Gondor communism

[@fabulousdolphin4221]

Indecisive Strike haha

[@everythingyousayiscorrect]

Lmfao creepy how i was reading along to your comment the moment it got to this part.

[@bigboyblue97]

"some say the ducks went to Canada, others say they went to Toronto" That was the funniest thing i have ever heard xDDDDDDD

[@bigboyblue97]

Angus Silver Nice

[@njnjnjsg699]

Pablo B t

[@gimmeurcrisps]

some say he just used to sit over there, near those ducks

[@SehxualPanda]

Some say he is one of Bart’s People

[@nyashacarter7065]

Thank you! I hoped someone would catch that

[@SableSeraph17]

I don't know what this is, but I want to audition.

[@400hands]

Astro Wiz All he wanted to do. Was be friendly.

[@teamfruitsalad7335]

_I'm pregnant_ *INHALES*

[@estherleclaire2626]

It's--you know what? One thing I wanna know. Give me the NAME of the SUNOFABITCH. CUZ IMM,GONNA KILL 'IM

[@nfbantonio577]

Bruh his inhale had me wheezing so hard 😂🤣😂

[@BlazerT48]

Yeah ok, maybe I understand how this related to acting audition with the lines and all, but still one question remains... What did those awkward poses have to do with acting...?

[@beepobeepo]

Humor! : D

[@FashionCat12]

horrible, horrible improv. I can hear the casting director say " the pose at the end is to show me what you've got, give the pose some character!" i share love with all forms of art and the entertainment industry. But omg i nearly cringed to the point where it feels like all the 5 senses that i render are bleeding. Like i've found a knew sense and a all humanity becomes lost in this vast arch of darkness. This is not what harambe died for.

[@beepobeepo]

FariesDoExistBeauty I think it was horrible on purpose lmao

[@mellowapocalypse]

my only guess is that some casting directors might want to see peoples full bodies

[@5lamb077]

Maybe body language

[@thankqlol]

My sense of humor is so garbage. I was almost crying at, "I can see my house from here!"

[@b1testar]

Mental Agar same

[@woodrow_mayes]

Mental Agar honey you've got a big thing comin!

[@astrowiz3544]

MrJaffacakesGTI storm*

[@Em-ur6vs]

Same here LMAO 😂 💀💀💀

[@jessssssgames]

I don't need friends, they disappoint me.

[@sophian9105]

Jesse Iconic.

[@hisokamorow1816]

I am the queen of the universe. The waves engulf me and the water is warm.

[@jontotoronto]

*waaaaarm*

[@hexkobold9814]

That's pretty neat.

[@hieratics]

Bobo K-M 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@iLikeTheUDK]

Or just one.

[@domisthebomb09]

Kw-een

[@b1testar]

*W H Y A R E Y O U L O O K I N A T M E ? I D O N T L I K E O L D P E O P L E*

[@lambsaucefinder7407]

Okay boomer

[@nnyanugget8624]

honey, you got a big storm comin'

[@94popart]

😂

[@tkinz649]

Beks Ami I dmed that to my friend and they didnt respond to me

[@robertcook2097]

Beks Ami you could stop at five or six stores... ...or just *one*

[@doredam8919]

Beks Ami Me to a freshman who says this year will be fun

[@TheWrestlePixel]

That lady scares the fuck out of me.

[@theefm]

I quote at least 10 of these a day help

[@ellieillsley7620]

When I'm having a bad day I just watch this 😂

[@alydalyda]

Can I ask you kind of a weird question?

[@ellieillsley7620]

Alexander Lyda go ahead

[@alydalyda]

Oh, I was quoting the lady at 0:37 haha.

[@ellieillsley7620]

Alexander Lyda omg 😂 that was a complete fail sorry haha

[@alydalyda]

Nah, odd choice of a quote on my part. Sorry for the confusion :-P

[@CloroxBleach-uc8rd]

3:16 " our spirits would just RUN away with us" *man rolls in on wheelchair*

[@msbelieverr3196]

4:47 HIS NAME IS SO CLOSE TO DICK FORESKIN IM DEAD OHMYGOD

[@eterrix]

No wonder he goes by Richard.

[@kawaiilombax]

"fucking dick" is what i read lol

[@fleurdelys6102]

OH LOOK AN EMO FRIEND |-/

[@msbelieverr3196]

Winter Moon hey |-/

[@sydbee9322]

|-/

[@ilovewaffles1922]

*_H O N E Y Y O U ' V E G O T A B I G S T O R M C O M I N G_*

[@JohnsGuineaPigs]

gets me every time also I love waffles

[@dxgph9899]

"Hi, I'm Ed. ... ... ... ... ... ... ..NO!"

[@shelsmith8309]

DaXtronGPH I read this just as I watched it. Gold.

[@ChristopherGray00]

hi im ed and welcome to chowder heads only a few people will understand this inside joke

[@SpencerMerrell]

*dramatic head turn* *deadpan expression*

[@ruby-jessicasmith719]

6:10 7:22 8:04 9:26 all the duck story, you're welcome

[@eeeee4888]

Ruby-Jessica Smith my fucking hero

[@poptart8690]

For real. Hero.

[@professortree9387]

Finally, i don’t have to worry about spoilers anymore. Internet is safe

[@xdominox]

Hi, my name is Billy Smith . . . WHATCHU WANT?

[@nathanhaimson]

The fucking duck dude made me lose my shit the way he turned towards the camera every time with the same expression omfgg

[@streetbrownie8850]

dood the duck dood. i cant even.. would love to see a comp of just him.

[@Meatwing]

ikr

[@MrMasterSmasher]

I need to hear the rest of the story... WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DUCKS!?

[@costanzaaaa]

I believe that quote is from an episode of the simpsons where bart's a news anchor

[@Meatwing]

+AZUREN your right I just looked it up on KZbin and it was the first video that came out.

[@jirehjirehjirehjireh]

"Oh damn it's nothing it's stupid you know those black shoesI told you it was stupid I bought this black dress to go with those black shoes which I forgot to pack I have six other pairs of shoes two of which are running shoes in case your up for a little game later and now I'm doubly screwed because I have two black dresses and no black shoes I know what your thinking who cares what color shoes she's wearing but believe me women notice." Director: What the fuck are you talking about?

[@Jack-eu7ye]

look peter the s k y

[@flopinvictus5646]

What a lovely lovely day.

[@US395Official]

I JUUST SAW THAT ONE

[@TheNookOfficial]

aren't the clouds beautiful

[@SoarinSorin]

g a r r u s s sssssssss s

[@Jack-eu7ye]

RocketFan Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle or some calibrations.

[@wollclark]

The woman at 9:36, 10:49, 11:22, 12:54 and 13:18 is actually good.

[@noodledude2171]

she's delivering lines from "Fences" the climactic scene where Troy's wife is crying... the performance of this role by Viola Davis won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress in the Oscars 2017

[@justforthecommentinglol9955]

Othiel Yes. Very good.

[@dawnstar6727]

SOMEONE GIVE THIS WOMAN AN OSCAR!!!!

[@Cashopeia]

I agree, she's really good.

[@iloveyou202]

Othiel when you watch it full it’s pretty good tbh

[@thedavyjones]

All these people shop at Michaels craft store.

[@keatonhowardstrachan9350]

David Ruelas I work at Michael's. I don't doubt it

[@HauntFreak13]

This comment is too accurate

[@JohnsGuineaPigs]

omg

[@DrewTruesdell]

"Oh that is just not right, Michael"

[@njnjnjsg699]

Believe me. WOMEN NOTICE

[@Enigma333T]

0:00 well we know what she was auditioning for lol

[@sillyme6084]

😂😂😂

[@bullyhunter9191]

Enigma3T 3

[@BETTERTHANYOULOLZ]

i was a bit baffled when i heard that because i was expecting them all to be you could go to 5 or 6 stores or just 1

[@MichaelRayWegner]

OTHER GUYS WILL JUST FEED YOU LIES, BUT ILL TAKE YOU TO MICKY DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

[@HoshizakiYoshimasa]

From what level of hell was this retrieved from?

[@victora.5821]

Mortskcab You could stop at 5 or 6 levels of hell... Or just one.

[@HoshizakiYoshimasa]

Victor A. Loooooooool

[@MaryamMful]

@@victora.5821 lmao

[@BlueManIan]

Sarantos Studios

[@NoNameNoGame77]

DON'T PUT THIS ALIEN BIZZARO WORLD SHIT ON ME!! YOU FUCKING PEOPLE DID THIS!!! YOUUUU!!!

[@cleolampwick3592]

I feel like I am watching AI devoid of emotion, practice over and over in an attempt to be more human like.

[@lilithinferno]

this is the best thing I've ever watched

[@TripMcSleazestack]

Your face is the best thing to watch...**awkwardly winks**

[@lilithinferno]

TripMcSleazestack so smooth

[@TripMcSleazestack]

+Sarah Nemo I could stop at 5 or 6 compliments...or just 1...**strikes awkward pose**

[@lilithinferno]

TripMcSleazestack that honestly made my day

[@TripMcSleazestack]

+Sarah Nemo mission accomplished...now I must go...my people need me...**turns around and walks slowly into the night**

[@Venomine95]

9:37 holy shit someone who can actually act. GET THEM A JOB

[@JCLD]

7:50 Sums up my thinking

[@tariddle99]

same

[@dinaross8153]

me too, buddy... me too.

[@Bia.56.]

Jake Chung same

[@fishin9157]

E D G Y

[@Vegeta4920]

I've committed suicide a few times myself.

[@MrThefatcookie]

Girl at 4:23 has such a nice voice

[@spacedude535]

After watching this I can easily say I've never been more confused in my entire life

[@tfos993]

It's acting casting. It's hilarious with no context.

[@gator_productions]

@@tfos993 no it's an acting school

[@asurat376]

the lady at 2:18 is actually good

[@johndorian5902]

you're dumb af

[@onfianyh.2108]

She is though

[@slimyfarts5630]

She really is!

[@chicagosmaxpayne3353]

She is lol

[@codeman1998]

No, she lacks emotion in her face

[@toddsthings122]

*turns to the right* Joe Banks.

[@darlingdream]

I gave 17 years of my life to stand in the same spot with you. What about my life? i took all my wants, my needs, my feelings, my dreams... and i buried them inside you; I planted myself inside you and waited to bloom! Cause you was my husband, cause that was the only way i could survive... as your wife.

[@tiff3698]

Daisyogittens T. She was probably the best and most real out of all of them.

[@PrinceJes]

Tiffany Collins Agreed

[@avecat8]

Daisyogittens T. .... it's from fences

[@ratfats6057]

7:41 when you make pizza rolls, and then drop them on the way to your room.

[@becks989]

1:50 too

[@screamingcolormusic]

This comment had me laughing harder than the entire video LMAO thank you

[@nnn-v6w]

b e c k s yes 1:50 is more accurate lmao. You’re to sad to even say anything. I related to that deep sigh on a spiritual level

[@almi8151]

These videos, all of them and many peoples own versions, edits, remixes, and of course the full "you used to be funny!" video shaped my comedy so much

[@mybrickhead]

7:36 The man was a FOOL! But don't make a murderer out of him!

[@CheeZeyPC]

"i don't need friends, they disappoint me."😂

[@xXAlexOrWhateverXx]

“They say that time heals all wounds” *jumps and does jazz hands*

[@fuzzzbrain2318]

1:31 I fucking died

[@Kyle_sm]

Me too

[@Ephigy1]

ed cheyne if the guy was tryn to go for a comedy type, he nailed it

[@CouldBeSaladFingers]

ok rip bye

[@RJ-uh9ud]

ed cheyne What even was that.....!?

[@trezxx]

Same

[@Ava50019]

"You could stop at five or six stores...or just one." 🕺

[@lilahduncan9474]

the woman at 9:37, 10:50, 11:22, 12:54, and 13:18 is performing one of my all-time favorite monologues (and doing it really well), from August Wilson's Fences, just in case anyone was wondering about the context or source of that monologue

[@LovelyCuteBunnies123]

My favorite is the lady who said *“I am the queeeeeeen of the uni-vawse. The waves pot me and engulf me and the water is wawrm.”*

[@Ollyweb23]

0:20 "I don't like old people and I wish that you old women, would stop looking at me" LMAO WHAT

[@iluvpie20101]

2:18 yeah sis you tell them

[@Gggmanlives]

4:08 is fucking hilarious

[@Amanda.Porciuncula]

Ikrrr

[@itsyourgirlwaluigi445]

"I loved him, he asked me to have a baby, I said no....then he got hit by a bus." YES

[@lillrice27]

How tragic 😂😂😭😭

[@Laurie_Ramone]

It's from an 80s romcom called Moonstruck, one of my favorite movies!

[@whodis5444]

Comparing my own untrained acting skills to these makes me feel like I am perfectly capable of rivaling DiCaprio in acting ability.

[@toastedghost5524]

i feel like im back to my childhood, but its a terriying fever dream while watching antique roadshow

[@allybear6551]

Am I the only one who completely lost their shit when the chick at 3:15 said "...our spirits had just ran away with us" then it cut to the guy in the wheelchair who said nothing!?

[@cashhhmere]

You aren’t alone.

[@panicpossum]

COME TO SCOTLAND

[@Internet_Guy99]

Or just one

[@estherleclaire2626]

5:41 I'm actually surprised because I could imagine her as a voice actor for like Bob's Burgers or something.

[@jacobreveles7222]

This is like a compilation of rejected NPCs

[@urdadsayshi8218]

When someone visits your house & your dog shows them affection: "I want him...and I know you can't keep him forever."

[@xJESSxMASSACREx]

7:38 looks like Mermaid man from Spongebob

[@_Maxten]

11:22 her acting was legit tho lol #overqualified

[@ZumaB]

Uncle Bernard anyone have her name? I'm interested in watching the whole thing she's legit

[@tiff3698]

she could have replaced the lady from fences

[@depreciatednull]

Aus YO I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF THAT LADY

[@tiff3698]

Darth Sceledrus I KNOW RIGHT?!

[@precoius]

9:38 This one isn't cringe! This lady's good! Just saying.

[@dan-gy4vu]

this is artistic. it is just, beautiful and mysterious.

[@dan-gy4vu]

the "cant stand it when she touches me" woman is good tho.

[@lillrice27]

“COME TO SCOTLAND, or just 1”

[@no-lifenoah7861]

12:28 This guy's actually pretty good.

[@IsaiahINRI]

"hi im ed............. *NO*!"

[@siegmeme2887]

I honestly think this has some sort of deeper meaning...

[@raumfahreturschutze]

The black lady at 11:22 is actually really fucking good. I want to see her in a real ass movie with pain and shit.

[@flossiebell]

0:16 That girl just summed up my life with that one sentence

[@alexandersupertramp6793]

11:06 someone definitely said that to him, the pain in his eyes is real lol

[@JohnDoeSchmoe]

Watching this gives me a new appreciation for the talents of actual actors.

[@floorman7076]

1. Say your name 2. Say the line 3. Say something very concerning 4. Strike a pose

[@WitchKing-Of-Angmar]

5. FATALITY

[@gloomibearz]

"I met a man, I loved him, he asked me if I had a baby, and I said *_No._* Then... *_He got hit by a bus.._*

[@RenRDF]

Does this feel like it's going on for a really long time to anyone else? It doesn't bore me, or anything. I'm actually very intrigued.

[@D4MVP]

9:57 Are my standards too low or was that genuinely good?

[@jadeynator]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FOR

[@TripMcSleazestack]

Hell.

[@sleepysheep9061]

I thought I explained. It shows that I have a top comment because I explained it. _.

[@SirDiamondSky]

+Sleepy Sheep A lot of people are on mobiles

[@gloomibearz]

He's in your closet. I had him *_Stuffed_* - Smile -

[@beckywiththegoodhair5244]

"THEN HE GOT HIT BY A BUS" LMAO

[@EyeofAthena]

WHAT STORE DO I STOP AT?

[@tomiyu2297]

Veni Just one.

[@domisthebomb09]

@Darris Pope I can't stand it when she touches me

[@captaing.mainwaring5252]

This needs to be preserved in the Nat'l Archives.

[@nellieeez]

8:53 OTHER GUYS'LL JUST FEED YA LINES, BUT I'LL TAKE YA TO MICKY D'S

[@alisonbeasley4837]

Charnell nevergonnanotwatchyoutube He's my favorite

[@amayamcgee3394]

I was looking to see if anyone commented about this😂

[@corlaineymoore8004]

Sign me up!

[@nnn-v6w]

He changed from hot to goofy af lmao

[@corn-is-everywhere4052]

I love this one so much

[@biancamo10]

that walk at 5:00 ...iconic

[@BlahBlah-ql5dz]

There is no worse feeling then trying to convince your cat that they love you.

[@WillHDavies]

5:18 to 5:48 are the best 40 seconds of my life

[@mrheart8219]

when you see a spider 0:41

[@Caleb-Reid]

10:40 THE BEST MEME MATERIAL FUCK

[@madameeditor16]

1:14 gosh, I wish I had THAT much confidence in myself XD

[@GallyG]

6:02 Elder Scrolls NPC

[@CC-iu6sx]

7:49 how i felt after watching this video

[@comdrive3865]

I feel like they're auditioning for NPC character lines in GTA6

[@timbertimber8260]

the girl at 2:18 was actually pretty good

[@Glace1221]

We need these people as NPCs in Skyrim, they are mandatory

[@rosedunn7952]

5:19 wow she really knows how to project...