you’d do ANYTHING??😳| r/FoundSatan ft. TheClick

[@OneTopic]

getting close to your LAST CHANCE for the Pocket Plushies!!💜 www.makeship.com/shop/onetopicatatime-keychains

[@TheLegoJoker9070]

hi!!!! you and click are my fav youtubers I’m so happy you posted!!!! i know you don’t care but i do!

[@Nightengalenight]

I have no money for them (im getting a job)

[@kokocola8011]

I NEED to eat them

[@rain5916]

They are so cute!!!! 🥰🥰🥰

[@niamhs6042]

This is probably the earliest I've ever been to a video so I just wanted to say hi OT. Your videos always make me smile and laugh and the best part is I always learn a lot too. You're awesome! keep doing what you're doing :)

[@SaltyTheAlien]

take a shot every time you see a bug crawling on Click’s hat

[@OneTopic]

of WATER. there’s no other way this would be safe to play, LOL. also big shoutout to Click for putting up with all that outdoor nonsense just to film with me.

[@w.h.i.s.k]

Alcohol poisoning....ACTIVATE! *rawr XD*

[@MinuHex]

@@OneTopic To be fair, Click films outdoors often.

[@AspiringToFailure]

Instructions unclear, won the basketball game 😆

[@sinirovanpera4576]

Those are flying ants. More precisely queens and prinses of regular ants. They fly in swarms to reproduce and build new ant colonies. So in a way, Click had an orgie on his head.

[@TheClick]

imma be honest, swedish isnt a real language

[@OneTopic]

i *KNEW IT.*

[@transvaginaltransmasc]

but are swedish people real

[@strangeaelurus]

It's just broken Norwegian

[@Kaiiihhhzzz]

HAH, KNEW IT!!!!

[@Mackironii]

nah our language does indeed not exist

[@magicalwatermelon5147]

I love how wholesome OneTopic is and then Click is just making unhinged sex jokes

[@phoenixfeathers4128]

Agreed

[@SingingSealRiana]

They have the wildest dynamic I am still trying to figure out . . . On thw other hand, I was a very sheltered innocent aro ace who just happened to become best friends with extreamly open sexual thinking people that overshare everything and I do noz know how, but we work . . .

[@andistansbury4366]

​@@SingingSealRianaThey absorbed your sexuality

[@noahrosales2197]

tbh Click is just me in a nutshell when I'm around my friends, while OT is me around anybody I don't know

[@monoduck]

​@@SingingSealRiana dude same

[@indoorkyte]

Click isnt wrong, Everything IS edible at least once.

[@OneTopic]

Kyte i -

[@TheLegoJoker9070]

@@OneTopic he not wrong though…

[@kokocola8011]

I’m eating them

[@w.h.i.s.k]

@@OneTopic everything is, in fact, edible...like how you can skydive without a parachute but you can't do it twice

[@shinyaltaria1388]

@@w.h.i.s.k you can do it twice if you have a water bucket

[@robotunicorn6462]

Kid lying about dad having a girlfriend and causing a divorce is the most chaotic evil thing I have ever heard of.

[@daisyjoy242]

@I can't think of a name you can't live your life without being petty at least once

[@Oli_via_B]

i read that as the most catholic thing you ever heard of and now i cant unsee it

[@RainbyFIN]

Anyone who believes their kid with no other evidence is an unbelievable moron though. Blame the Mom too

[@robotunicorn6462]

@@Oli_via_B LOL! Perfection.

[@iggoth]

Honestly, good for the dad. If his wife was able to just drop him with no evidence, just claims, by a (7 year old) kid, then he deserved better.

[@sagalaganva7585]

When you know Swedish and understands what click is saying. “Oh, pinecone in the @$$, twist to the left, backways, put it really deep and take you handsome devil in a old crooked beast!”

[@Thelastunicornlover]

🇸🇪😈

[@lolli_popples]

Therapist: Your parents getting divorced is not your fault. Kid: No it totally is my fault lmao.

[@henkkahenrik4183]

"Don't you DARE to steal my credit!!! I worked VERY hard to get those two to divorce." -the kid probably XD

[@dollface2907]

@@henkkahenrik4183 the bigger issue is what did the husband do to make the wife go straight to divorce...

[@cats1970]

To be fair it still wouldn’t be his fault here. The mom had to ask for every detail and confront the dad. If you actually go over the details you should (with dad’s avid denial) start to see issues. Like nobody named Jessica in your lives or that Jessica being at work during the “affair.” How did the kid find out? Go from there. If you can’t figure that shit out then you had no stable marriage to begin with. Believing your kid first also shouldn’t be a deal breaker for dad depending on how things went down. It’s a good sign as a parent that they don’t dismiss such a conflicting thing to confess (at least when it’s real). It’s way more likely that the partner you trusted cheated than your kid making it up because they got grounded. Mom needs to allow dad to defend himself and dad needs to understand that mom was in an unfair position. Healthy couples get through this without even really rocking the boat. It’s not Timmy’s fault 😔

[@ssjbread2803]

​@@dollface2907 um...cheat. that's literally what it says.

[@DracoMalfoywhooo]

i mean i'm pretty sure that i was the reason my parents got married in the first place, so i was technically the cause of their divorce.

[@gabrielamedeirosribeiro3223]

Two things my dad always says: 1. All mushrooms are edible, some only once 2. You don’t need a parachute to jump off a plane, you need a parachute to do it twice

[@NarutoUzumaki-wj1zu]

w ur dad lol

[@technobladeneverdies7547]

Its been 5 months after the post. is he okay?

[@gabrielamedeirosribeiro3223]

@@technobladeneverdies7547 hasn’t poisoned himself yet! 😅

[@technobladeneverdies7547]

@@gabrielamedeirosribeiro3223 im gladd!

[@Ace-ace-baby]

My god my grandpa witnessed that 2nd one except with a failed parachute that guy didn’t survive😅

[@baumkartoffel9405]

I find it very funny how Click is always flexing the swedish Internet by just looking at reddit and simultaniously having a call in the middle of the woods

[@phoenixfeathers4128]

Y E S

[@bean_but_human]

@@phoenixfeathers4128this translates to forks

[@moimnotfrench]

@@phoenixfeathers4128 It do be FORKS

[@Lilith-Rose]

I love that click is just standing there being swarmed by flying ants doing their mating flights and crawling all over his hat for the whole video but it just goes completely unmentioned

[@jazzyj9609]

Oh my gosh, _right??!_ Like that was in the entirety of my periphery this whole video and I couldn't take my eyes off it I was like, "why is nobody mentioning this? Am I high or something? Or is it a trick of the light?" Glad to see atleast someone noticed it, thanks.

[@matrixmeme482]

Yup

[@cmqptkloacjko]

I had a bug on my screen that at first I thought was one of the bugs on clicks hat

[@TheChellybean85]

OMG! As soon as I noticed them I could hardly pay attention to the actual video! Lol eeewwew!

[@ZerglordGhi]

And each time it cuts away and cuts back there are more.

[@MangoBirb22]

I love how Jamie and Click are so polar opposites and yet OT is like good friends with both of them lol

[@UnholyMinty]

We need a video with all three of them ngl

[@willowtabby4926]

@@UnholyMinty oh gosh, the _chaos_ 🤣😈

[@serenity9756]

@@willowtabby4926 ikr pure evil chaos

[@LadyNikitaShark]

@@UnholyMinty YES!!

[@shatteredteacup03]

I dont think they're opposites they're more lawful, neutral and chaotic good I think lol

[@Hoggagf2]

The summoning ritual made me cry of lagughter😂 He quite literrally said ”pinecone in the butt twisted left the opposite way taken really deep” like wtf

[@susannairisastarte5192]

Yep. Number 2 pencils ✏️ and multiple choice exams

[@Loch_Nessie9]

I was laughing so hard when I heard it 😂🤣🤣🤣

[@FallenNexysCreates]

OMG LMAO I HAD A FEELING. I don't know Swedish but I had assumed that he wasn't saying anything related to the topic and was like "I wonder if he's telling us how much he likes being outside rn" BUT THIS IS BETTER.

[@n0teb0Ok-22]

That’s what I accidentally said one time summoning a demon because the deformed Latin I use for summoning shit is even more deformed than it should be. I still summoned a demon but it was a really confused demon. It also wasn’t the right one but he was chill and we hung out for a bit before he had to leave

[@hoodiegal]

I love how in the intro when Click was "casting the spell" he was actually just saying random nonsense in swedish. def a treat for the swedish fans ^w^

[@glasscardproductions4736]

Mind translating the 'Nonsense'?

[@hoodiegal]

@@glasscardproductions4736 I would, but I'm concerned I might get banned for explicit language xD

[@pinkieglitterheart]

@@hoodiegal do you have twitter or something? I wanna know what click said

[@dazeoliver]

@@hoodiegal _oh_ twitter?

[@dazeoliver]

nevermind! Cccording to some swede in the comments it means: "A pinecone in the butt. Twisted to the left backwards. Take it really deep. And take you, you fine bastard.

[@lenaeospeixinhos]

"I think becoming an adult is realising you absolutely would download a car" Perfect description of adulthood, OT... perfect

[@Blazingstoke]

If you've got the time, money, and 3D printing materials, you absolutely can these days...

[@moriamo6591]

It's along the line that becoming an adult is even more about turning back to piracy and wanting to destroy so many corporations

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

@@moriamo6591 When you're a kid, you're a pirate because you don't know how the world works. When you're an adult, you're a pirate because you absolutely knows how it works.

[@wintergray1221]

@@shytendeakatamanoir9740 Why pay for streaming anime that they never release on a physical disc for me to buy when I can just yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum?

[@gamerfans1476]

“Sin kids, or else Jesus would’ve died for nothing!” Hands down the funniest shit I’ve heard in a while

[@marystratford7549]

Fun fact: Historians actually debate whether or not Jesus was a carpenter--it might have been a mistranslation, and he might have instead been a stonecutter. Of course, we have little evidence on the matter, but given that wood was rare in Jerusalem at that time, and that Jesus used more stone metaphors than wood ones in his teachings, it does have enough of a backing to be considered a viable option.

[@18Hongo]

Are we sure Jesus had a day job? Those roving preachers tend to just, well, rove and preach. If they're good enough, people seem to want to feed them. It's possible that Jesus was in the same line of work as the ducks in your local park.

[@frankiedoes1463]

@@18Hongo he didn't really start doing that until his 30's tho, so he probably had a day job before that

[@potblessed]

@@frankiedoes1463 wai, so... did he retired at 30? F** morals, teach how you did that instead, JC!

[@The_One_And_Only_Atlas]

A stonecutter Jesus...interesting

[@thatoneguy4807]

well he did also get put behind a boulder, so the argument still holds some water... just like that rain-damaged noah's ark

[@ArabellaTurner]

I like how when OT says “bitch” it’s bleeped out, but not when The Click says it. It’s like the word comes out bleeped on OT’s side because he’s too wholesome, but The Click is already going to hell, so there’s no bother protecting him.

[@Tatch_]

I love this. I was laughting about this for 2 minutes. I needed that. Thank you.

[@MaskedReviews]

OT is bleeping real time. I guess he didn't want to edit Click in post

[@harleyjune]

Click is a lost cause, there's no redemption for him. It's why we love him and his satanic memes

[@jakskdneo]

technically he isnt saying bitch and instead is saying bish

[@Thestuffdoer]

Nah he’s satan himself, have you seen his behavior?

[@VampireLestatTheBratPrince]

15:01 My Dad used to always say that if there was a god, that we’re his science experiment that he failed on. So I feel your statement on a completely different level.

[@Kittyoboo]

Except if he existed, which I believe he does, he'd be all knowing and it would be his choice to make us how he wants even if he made us immoral and bad. So God doesn't experiment.

[@Blazingstoke]

I dunno, it's hard to think of that divorce being the child's fault. If her mama was that quick to pounce on any claim of infidelity, no matter how baseless, then the kid's lie wasn't the _cause_ of the divorce, it was the _excuse._ Also, God is clearly a glyptodont, not a mouse.

[@bluester7177]

@I can't think of a name Some kids just suck in spite of their parents, personality is in part biological, some kids that age are out there killing animals, children are just not the innocent angelic beings people often think they are, this one just seems to have been smart enough to exploit their mother insecurities to manipulate her.

[@snekysneks]

The parents' relationship sound toxic. Imagine not believing your husband without any other proof. It just reeks insecurity and toxicity. Her lying probably saved her father years of misery. I'm glad he decided he wanted to continue with the divorce. The divorce was definitely the mother's fault. She showed her true colors and he wanted out.

[@yf-n7710]

@I can't think of a name Some kids just don't understand consequences. I've gone farther than that one time when I was three. I basically started screaming at my mother to stop hurting me just because she wouldn't let me ride in the shopping cart. She was quick and backed away immediately so that the passerby could see clearly that she wasn't, in fact, hurting me. But that had the potential to be way worse than what this kid did, and my mother was and is amazing.

[@bluester7177]

@@snekysneks we don't know anything about this people, maybe there wasn't proof but maybe there was reason for this woman to be insecure, it's very easy to judge a person and say someone else is great without them with 0 information, yeah, it seems like the mother was very insecure, enough to divorce the guy and the daughter seems to have picked up on that and exploited it, anything else about their relationship is unknown.

[@Cosmos0000]

Kids don't have much of a moral compass. It's something they have to be taught.

[@doobat708]

Fun fact: Judas was in charge of the communal money, he WOULD have been in charge of buying the wine 🙃

[@akrinornoname2769]

And I do believe he embezzled some of it

[@ejedwards1678]

@@akrinornoname2769 that seems a bit of a reach. Dude did what Jesus said he would and betrayed Jesus so that Jesus could die for everyone's sins. Sounds like an inevitability not a choice and what a burden to put on someone.

[@akrinornoname2769]

@@ejedwards1678 While I believe that that is is a much more interesting character arc and narrative choice, I was talking about John 12:6

[@blu_tooth9004]

I think that OT is wholesome in an innocent way and Clicky is wholesome in a cursed way. You might think they cancel eachother out but nope, they just become wholesome in a chaotic way. And I think that's beautiful

[@plushlover7038]

Agreed, highly agreed, this is a great way of putting it

[@aim0404]

True story: My aunt showed me an x factor video of this guy who did a levitating magic trick and was like "This is what happens when you follow satan" being a super religious lady. But that was it, she never said any other cons except for the fact that she acted like a levitation magic trick was a horrible thing. I showed up to her kids graduation a few years later wearing a satanic temple necklace.

[@devilsdeckofcards]

Levitating into greatness am i right XD

[@skywoofyt5375]

Like, WHO WOULDN'T wanna do that shit? THAT'S COOL AS FUCK!

[@DraconicDuelist]

Nice.

[@aim0404]

@@microwave8931 it's for the satanic temple, not actual satan

[@skywoofyt5375]

@@microwave8931 Hey, we've always been hearing One side of the story? how come you never ask Satan what he thinks huh?

[@kellyosullivan990]

I love how chaotically wholesome One Topic and Click are when they are together.

[@angiejohnson3656]

One Topic brings out the wholesomeness in Click while Click brings out One Topics devilish side. Perfectly balanced 😇😈💖🤗

[@nope8741]

@@angiejohnson3656 The duality of man

[@Thelastunicornlover]

@@angiejohnson3656What if they fused?😇➕😈🟰❤️‍🔥

[@angiejohnson3656]

@@Thelastunicornlover omg yes. Infinite chaotic wholesomeness 😇😈💖🤗

[@KittyPrydeVFX]

17:42 Me, a Zoollennial (circa 1993-1998) who doesn't really identify with Millennials but also doesn't get Gen Z: *[confused screaming]*

[@SeventhGod77]

Just join the zoomers. It’s so much easier

[@momamiandkiddokelsi9027]

Click, what did you drink, swallow or smoke before this!? "A pinecone in the butt. Twisted to the left backwards. Take it really deep. And take you, you fine bastard. And an old bitter shot." Even a Swedish person gets confused by your summoning ceremony 😂😂😂

[@itsnotamistakeitsamasterpi9226]

Timestamp?

[@momamiandkiddokelsi9027]

@@itsnotamistakeitsamasterpi9226 in the beginning when click is speaking Swedish. This is what he says

[@roowyrm9576]

@@momamiandkiddokelsi9027 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@JootjeJ]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ElleriaZer]

I literally had actual tears from laughing at that. That's hilarious.

[@kiwiinjapan2762]

I remember a story about a woman whose lunch was getting partially eaten when kept in the work fridge. She just made a bit more food but didn't raise a fuss. One day she made a peanut sauté meal thinking nothing of it because she wasn't allergic... Turns out the thief was, and the spawn of the HR manager... They tried to make the woman pay for the medical fees since it was her lunch that caused it. She reported it higher up and she had to do nothing

[@wintergray1221]

That was incredibly dumb. If I had any serious food allergies, I would DEFINITELY think twice before eating something of unknown origin.

[@chancewill6910]

I have a food allergy that isn't really serious, it just burns super bad and takes at least 30 mins to go away which is super painful and I can't taste anything or make it go away. My sister has a deadly food allergy. She's 12 and I'm 18 and we've ALWAYS known to ask or check if something was safe. Then check again because maybe we missed something. Not to mention how rude it is to steal someone's food

[@Earthstar_Review]

Peanut sauté(?) sounds pretty good actually.

[@makadoodledoo]

@@chancewill6910lucky duck, i get stuck with the burning for a couple days

[@thatonemetalhead666]

it's actually so stupid how they wanted her to pay for the medical fees lmao

[@Andromedaaa_]

They're both so chaotic, but OT is like chaotic good and Click is chaotic evil. I simply love it.

[@intalcu5610]

3:44 “You lost him again!?” yeah, those guys are so irresponsible. they need someone to set a good example for them, jesus christ

[@18Hongo]

Have they tried "up"? Just... the direction? Isn't that where heaven is supposed to be? He's a messiah - it's not like you left him in your other trousers.

[@Thelastunicornlover]

@@18Hongo😂😂😂

[@heyheyitsjae2475]

12:45 Heard a funny story ages back on Tumblr. Essentially someone's lunch kept being stolen, so eventually they wrote "Poison! Do not eat!" on their lunch, but it kept getting stolen. They left the poison warning on and added a ton of laxatives. The coworker of course still stole it, ate it, and had horrendous diarrhea. The worker who stole the lunch threatened to sue, but no lawyers would take him up on the case. Even though he was technically in the legal right, he would have to convince a jury of his peers that he ate something labeled "poison do not eat," got poisoned, and didn't see it coming.

[@icantthinkofagoodname9786]

That's hilarious!!!

[@ArtButNoArt]

Lol

[@cats1970]

*TL;DR* It’s illegal even with warnings because people matter more than property to the law. If they get hurt you have to pay for everything and may go to prison. Stick to cheeky spices that you can claim are your personal taste. Adding a camera/alarm may still be illegal/against your job contract and cost you your job. Best option: add a padlock. Keep the key/code. Problem solved. Warning: it’s still very much illegal! My guess for this case is that they couldn’t prove there was bodily harm as a result of the poisoning. Which makes it more of a headache for a lawyer than it’s worth, especially if they’re a personal injury lawyer. Long story short: booby traps are illegal in the US. Even when you warn someone of the trap. Because the law values human life/health over defence of property theft/destruction. Even using it against home invaders is illegal! This unmistakably counts as a trap because there was no other use for the lunch owner. Using heavy spices can be a personal preference, a bottle of laxatives can’t. It can seriously harm or kill someone which the law finds unreasonable to prevent lunch theft. You can’t “choose” the thief since you don’t know who did it. It could be a child, which weighs heavily into why it’s illegal. Even in a place children aren’t allowed or seen by you. A colleague could’ve been sneaking their kid in the office because they couldn’t find/afford a babysitter. If that thief had a hospital bill over serious effects like severe dehydration or a stroke (god forbid) then the lunch owner would’ve been held liable. Even with the poison label, because a reasonable person would see that it was still a lunch in the place lunches were stored (not under the kitchen sink with the bleach bottles or something). You have to pay their hospital bills, missed work income, emotional damages (you realise it was actually poisoned from the pain and what if you die). You can get a prison sentence and automatically lose your job (hostile work environment). You have a real risk of becoming a felon. All over stolen lunch. Don’t do it.

[@ShamaD274]

@@cats1970 isn't it a defense if the plaintiff is in the wrong though? For affixing tortious liability, I mean. Especially since this was an act of theft in the first place. You can't be a thief and sue the owner for being injured.

[@nikoincroatia]

@@ShamaD274 "You can't be a thief and sue the owner for being injured." You absolutely can, depending on the circumstances and the local laws. Think of it like, you have the right to attempt to prevent the theft of your belongings, but no right to get revenge/justice outside of the legal system. Especially disproportionate revenge. And I mean, use your common sense. Poisoning someone in retaliation for taking your lunch is the reactionary equivalent of trying to shoot the neighbour that steals your newspaper in the morning. Neither the law nor the judge enforcing it will be on your side.

[@benhemmings1290]

I love that OT is a really wholesome gremlin, doesn't swear and then Click is an absolute chaos gremlin

[@thisrandomperson1843]

Want to freak someone out? 1 Take some white chocolate, pastel colored cocoa butter and a soap mold. 2 Melt the chocolate and color with cocoa butter. 3. Pour the mixture in the mold and let it harden. 4. Take the "soap" out in public(preferably somewhere with lots of people) and eat it while people are watching.

[@BasementCorvid]

For bonus points fill an emptied (and cleaned) lotion/shampoo bottle with yogurt and just chug it in public

[@erinyes3943]

You’re both horrible, it’s great

[@momamiandkiddokelsi9027]

Fill a size 1 baby diaper with melted peanutbutter cups and start licking it 😂😂 I've seen that on baby showers and it freaks me out every single time 🤮

[@raineblackstar3522]

I wanna do each of these. Except the diaper one. I'm not insane.

[@LCcoolcraft]

@@momamiandkiddokelsi9027 woah there satan That actually reminds me of an April fools prank my mom played on my dad... A diaper was filled with melted chocolate, and put outside and we said it was litter (we get a lot of litter in our yard, sometimes it's pretty odd stuff). Dad didn't buy it, but it was fun.

[@riversrhodell2359]

In defense of the kid, it's important to remember a fair amount of seven-year-olds don't have a fleshed out understanding of either cheating and divorce, and once a kid blurts out a sentence or two that pushes one of their parents on the war path, it would be incredibly difficult to stop or take back. Yes, it's really bad, but we don't know the kid really knew what they were getting into.

[@makadoodledoo]

they could've also been afraid of getting in trouble

[@jacobjohnson8686]

I was thinking the same thing. When I was 7 I asked my mom what cheating was (I had seen it on gossip magazine covers), and when she explained it to me, I thought it was really selfish for people to think their spouse shouldn't be allowed to have relationships with anybody other than them. Like, the _"You can be in a relationship with me and _*_only_*_ me!"_ mentality seemed so jealous and wrong, and I couldn't take it seriously. So if I was ever tempted, I probably wouldn't have thought it a big deal to jokingly (or even seriously) lie about it. Then if it got made into a big deal, I'd be too scared to admit I lied.

[@ashcyr3711]

@@jacobjohnson8686this this tHis ALL OF THis

[@emilyschomer6715]

9:39 I mean usually little kids are more likely to spill secrets. Like "Mommy, why was daddy kissing the pretty lady who left when you came home?" Genuinely curious and the dad assumed they wouldn't understand or notice so they wouldn't spill the secret

[@Musical_Peppermint]

Petition for OT and Click to be everyone’s dads.

[@definatlyahuman8458]

yes

[@daughtersstormcrow553]

Yes

[@down-like-the-tower]

SOMEONE MAKE IT (Although I like my current dad so I’m not entirely sure)

[@M1lkyW49]

I will sign 100 times. I will even learn how to sign my name properly

[@xymoth_]

y e s

[@ViridianVictoria]

I love the mental image of OT going to a parent teacher conference and the teacher being like "OT your child was caught cheating on their tests" and OT responding "I understand, I'll take care of this when we get home" then giving their kid a high five.

[@VenomQuill]

High five? For getting caught?

[@Noblesse_Sapphire]

And probably teach more stealthy and creative ways to cheat, maybe with a good amounts of inconspicuous 'gadgets' make them kids become a Walmart version of a spy >:D

[@microwave8931]

When the kid grows up and realizes that they can't cheat anymore

[@passionate_possum_pal]

@@microwave8931 they absolutely can

[@microwave8931]

@@passionate_possum_pal mfs gonna be looking at the Wikipedia page for the liver before surgery

[@asdfghyter]

0:14 He says: "Åh, tallkotte i rumpan, skruva dig vänster baklänges, ta den riktigt djupt och tage dig, fin jäkel åå en gammel grund bäsk" Which roughly translates to "Oh, pine cone in the butt, twist yourself left backwards, take it really deep and get yourself nice devil oh an old shallow bitter" No, it doesn't make any sense in Swedish either

[@Juli-yk4kd]

it's fun to hear Click speaking swedish and understanding a lot of it lol~

[@TeenagedRat]

what did he say

[@gods_reed]

@@TeenagedRat words

[@idiotidiot9609]

i am a swed 0:15 to 0:26 was RANDOM im famus

[@nio804]

It's fun hearing Click speaking Swedish and maybe picking up a few words here and there. Unfortunately the Finnish education does not prepare one to understand Satanic rituals (in foreign languages)

[@Juli-yk4kd]

​@@TeenagedRat I had to hear it a few times so some of it is a bit hard to hear but- I hear his saying "take (something) butt, screw right back leg." and some other dirty explanisings lol and he says at the end, something that sound like the nice way of saying jerk in swedish. lol it sound dirty now that I'm transleting it. it's not all of it, since I can't make out the last part lol

[@AspiringToFailure]

2:33 omg Clicks face of regret when OT said he'd gone too far was too sweet. Like a naughty kid realising too late he said something bad.

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

After watching Click for so long, you kinda forget it's supposed to be weird. Yeah, sure nothing wrong with talking about smelling Satan's socks.. Totally normal thing a normal adult would say. (I mean it's probably a normal thing in Sweden for all I know...)

[@whistl034]

the chemistry between the two of you is totally precious. I think you're both better together.

[@williambgaming]

0:13 Translation: Oh pine cone in the butt twist yourself to the left,(and) backwards. Take it really deep and take you(rself). Beautiful Devil, oh an old foundation bitter. Parentheses for implied meaning, but not what he said

[@justapanpirate]

And if anyone wants it in swedish: Åh, tallkotte i rumpan Skruva dig vänster baklänges Ta den riktigt djupt, åh tage dig Fine jäkel, åh en gammel grund besk

[@breakfast.431]

sus

[@Florkie]

@@breakfast.431lol it translates to “their“

[@breakfast.431]

@@Florkie ....that comment is a year old...

[@tadadoterson6147]

Thats pretty funny ​@@Florkie

[@RhiannonSmudge]

Whenever Click and OT get together, it is the perfect harmony of ultimate chaos Also 24 year old here, it's really weird to be considered as a part of Gen Z. I have the existential dread of a millennial and the dank meme humor of Gen Z, I am an abomination that bridges the gap between generations

[@bluepeppermint3790]

Yep, we're sometimes referred to as "zillenials" aka the weird in between stage of 1996-2002. As a 2000s kid I also have the weirdest mix of both worlds

[@RhiannonSmudge]

@@bluepeppermint3790 yeah, we got the tail end of the 90's with all those weird cheesy movies, the birth of internet meme culture, and whatever the heck was up with the 2000's. It was a weird time to be a kid, but kind of a fun time

[@elfrog98]

As a xennial - I totally understand, I just bridge the previous transition

[@Lokear]

@@bluepeppermint3790 Dang, I *just* missed it... now I'm stuck lumped with whatever these 13-year-olds are up to.

[@sassylittleprophet]

December 1996 baby here, and I relate to this 100%. It's like being in that weird, in-between place, simultaneously belonging in both groups and neither group.

[@teuery6460]

12:39 remember people poisoning is illegal so have a good alibi when you go to court

[@Rolbell]

8:25 7yo (now a teenager) to therapist: Sometimes I just feel like my parents’ divorce was all my fault. Therapist: Well, you’re not wrong.

[@saxy85]

I remember my parents giving me an interesting look when I said that the whole crucifixion thing was basically the world biggest and most elaborate Guilt Trip, rather than sins magically disappearing.

[@shadowwolf7880]

Click is so chaotic holy shit I love him. Jamie - Lawful Good OT - True Neutral Click - Chaotic Evil WE NEED ALL OF THEM WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR Maybe a series once few years with you all on one video? Would be great

[@Thelastunicornlover]

I call it the UNHOLY TRINITY!😈🖤❤️‍🔥

[@27haruhichan]

OT is that wholesome uncle that will crack the cheesiest dad jokes, encourages kids to be themselves and gives a timely allowance Click is the chaotic uncle who gives money so the kids have fun, doesn't really swear but will have the kids have lowkey potty mouths and will not only encourage stuff like a sledge down the stairs, he'd probably join them too And we love them for it

[@Tatch_]

Yes, we do.

[@LakinMae5]

OT is your mother’s brother and Click is your father’s brother!

[@gwblueberry]

I only have Click uncles

[@katt2520]

and then OT says to cheat on every test LMAO Click is corrupting him

[@tree2145]

I think that large armadillo-like animal is a glyptodon. A funky little prehistoric creature. Well, big creature. They were one of the reasons that avocados are still spread out today, along with megatherium, the giant sloth

[@bluehats1]

It is very early in the morning, so tell me if I got this right: glyptodons picked up avocados and dropped them in random places, and they also carried around giant sloths.

[@Leena79]

I thought it was a pangolin.

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

@@bluehats1 Don't you have read the Bible? It's all explained here! But yeah, pretty much.

[@katphish30]

It is a glyptodon!

[@coffeezombie6813]

@@bluehats1 😂😂😂 Thanks, I needed that laugh today.

[@user-cu1wr3tw1j]

3:45 I saw a spider on TheClick's hat and I couldn't focus on anything else besides that one spider. I don't know where he came from, where he went, but that spider had a mission. A mission to become internet famous.

[@user-cu1wr3tw1j]

Nevermind. They were ants and they really liked his hat. And now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to search up ants wearing hats.

[@ViktorErikFade]

I like how click took "touch grass" seriously and was just outside for this one.

[@emdivine]

When I was a kid I tried to cheat on a test, but when making my cheating notes I accidentally ended up learning it instead. I failed successfully and still hate it to this day

[@Ole_Rasmussen]

If Satan signed my bible writing "you are the one who keeps me going" I would feel so powerful

[@AmethystPixel]

@14:23 "I think it's a mouse." A mouse.... A mouse?! HAVE YOU BEEN OUTSIDE?

[@somethingstupid1075]

with the divorce one, if she didn’t trust/believe him it sounds like there were bigger issues in the relationship and it might’ve ended in divorce anyway

[@N0sta1ga]

"Am I a good example?" yes Click, definitely

[@pl4net4ry]

the contrast of OT's Lawful Good energy and Clicks Chaotic Neutral energy is really what makes these collabs so good. Doesnt matter what sub theyre looking at, I am always entertained.

[@Leena79]

I remember how I once tricked my parents into believing that they had won a huge giftcard to a fancy furniture store, forged a letter from the company, printed it and slipped it into an envelope, which was originally an ad from said company. I put it in their mail and waited to see what happens - but I did tell them the truth before they actually went to the store. That's as bad as I could get as a kid, but the kid who had her parents almost divorce before coming clean is next level.

[@micmac274]

There's a tweet going around reddit about a kid who made up a story about dad's other girlfriend because they were grounded, and only at the divorce proceedings did it come out that the kid was lying.

[@Lokear]

@@micmac274 Is it, perhaps, the one *in* the video that was described in the comment? Someone didn't watch before commenting :)

[@GHreyLas3271]

9:05 Imagine the siblings being like, “Why are mommy and daddy got a divorce.” And the dad is like, “Oh don’t worry, blame your sister.”

[@alexanderwilby3343]

Hearing you two preforming a satanic ritual, and having fun, just made my day.

[@YeetYootNeetNoot]

The Click and OT are those chaotic besties that everyone thinks are gay for each other, but they're just really in tune, and I am living for it.

[@grilledpook]

i think the term you're looking for is bromance

[@YeetYootNeetNoot]

@@grilledpook Yeah, completely blanked on the words. Thanks, bro. 🤝

[@Thelastunicornlover]

😂❤

[@SingingSealRiana]

I just want to remind everyone that at the question if he and click where pregnant together or would have a kid together ot first objected with neither of them is single..... Yeah, thats the problem... And click just died of laughter

[@YeetYootNeetNoot]

@@SingingSealRiana Who asked the omegaverse question??? And yeah, we know. Anyone out here actually shipping these two (as far as we know) straight, taken, *real people* is kinda ew.

[@r3verendcrow]

6:55 This sentence is so beautiful, that it has the power to end world hunger. Thank you, OT

[@bluecookiesalliancene198]

23:32, i understood “mörderschniegel” which in german could be translated to “murderpenis” and damn near choked

[@beepboop663]

Damn it I'm dying on my chicken nuggets 🤣

[@sst4rscr34m]

reminded me of that one movie (or was it a series of movies?) where a guy in a bunny suit kills people with his p3n1s lmfao 😭

[@shocknawe]

3:54 - Wait. "Employment"!? You think missionaries are PAYED!?!?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@brucesimmons5517]

OT uploads a new video: *Happiness* It's with The Click: *Even more happiness*

[@earthbloodelf5289]

I always love a good old Click and OT collab!

[@Petemossnchaos]

This is my first time seeing them collab and I just about lost my MIND. 🤩🤩🤩🤩🥳

[@vinespider9440]

@@Petemossnchaos OT has a collabs playlist if you want to check it out!

[@Petemossnchaos]

@@vinespider9440 YAY! Thank yooou!

[@Aries-ku8uk]

3:04 no Mr. Click, you are not a good example... You are a perfect example! 11/10, keep it up 👍🏼 👍🏼

[@Dolly_Dot.Ocean.]

Hi OT! I’m a big fan, especially of your actual lesbians vids! I’m a younger lesbian and I find you and your willingness to learn really inspiring, makes me hopeful for a better future :3 💜

[@w.h.i.s.k]

:O! So wholesome

[@MAG1C_STARS]

This is really holesome, so good for you!!! ♥︎♡♡♥︎

[@BobatheTea]

Young LGBTQ+ crew!

[@yuki97kira]

Its one am... My brain sees actual lesbians.. As like.. Lesbians are mythical beings

[@MAG1C_STARS]

@@BobatheTea OH YESS!!!!!

[@krankarvolund7771]

The other comedic fact about the Ark encounter: They tried to put a petting zoo in the Ark, but despite mdoern AC, that would've been impossible without some serious problems of odor and methane. They couldn't put a petting zoo in the reproduction of the Ark, but we're supposed to believe that all the animals on Earth stayed on that boat (with one unique window) for one entire year! XD

[@18Hongo]

Well, they also tried to hire staff through their associated nonprofit, so they'd only get staff who bought into their ridiculous fairy story, which is blatantly illegal as fuck. They also lied to the local government for a tax break, so they're generally pieces of shit all around.

[@sundayok2307]

Too bad the dinosaurs didnt make it to the boat in time 😔

[@krankarvolund7771]

@@sundayok2307 Oh they did, according to the Ark Encounter, all animals got to the Ark, all dinosaurs, all other extinct creatures, etc... And then they died after the flood, just like that. Seems completely stupid? That's what everyone tells them XD

[@sundayok2307]

@@krankarvolund7771 wait- they had an option to make it make sense and just... didnt?

[@krankarvolund7771]

@@sundayok2307 Yep. Because in Genesis God said that ALL animals were saved, so ALL animals were saved. Even those who died a few years after the Flood, I guess that's the perfect plan :p

[@shesokstopasking4566]

I’ve come to discover, from watching multiple videos of ot’s that occasionally have an armadillo, that neither ot or click have ever seen an armadillo. I don’t think they know they exist, and it is the funniest thing to me. Love you guys

[@Human1]

no harm ever came from ploosh summoning rituals 🤷‍♀

[@OneTopic]

this… *hm.* you’re a fan of *Chuckie* and i feel like you’ve told me the opposite happened in those movies. 😂

[@AndIAmDanny]

Hi human 1!

[@Tatch_]

I scrolled so much, just to find you! Hello!

[@NoraIconiq]

Funny thing about planting ghost peppers in your lunch. I once heard a story where someone did that but they spent a week building up a tolerance for ghost peppers because they expected legal retaliation for poisoning unless they could prove that they really were going to eat it if it hadnt been stolen.

[@eiriankageno]

These two are the embodiment of hellsome memes. OT brings the wholesome and Click brings the (ticket to) hell. Its fabulous and they should totally do a collab that reddit together.

[@Kayla-Kat.]

I have a feeling the click goes outside to read memes sometimes just to show off that he goes outside, and doesn’t stay inside all the time, just reading memes.

[@randomunovafan2787]

Conspiracy theory: Noah had favorites on the arc and fed the Pandas first whichever they wanted which is why they are so picky, and only after every other animal was fed did he feed the chickens and pigs, which had to learn to eat anything because it was all they got

[@Lokear]

Which led, ultimately, to goats.

[@teamawesome5153]

@@Lokear they were the ones he forgot to feed so they began to eat the ark itself 🤣

[@helpme5785]

Are you telling me Noah is responsible for koalas having smooth brains?

[@peterbonucci9661]

The pandas gave up meat because of the trauma. That's why they're carnivores that eat bamboo.

[@DrachenGothik666]

*Ark is the boat. An arc is bend in something like a wall or like the rainbow.

[@The_french_troll]

16:35 gives a whole new meaning to "heads up!"

[@Andyb-we1ib]

These two are a perfect duo to fight crime. I have the urge to doodle them as superheroes

[@torpidturnip]

Click: dirty jokes Topic: Oh no Topic: Cheat on ALL your tests. Click: Oh no.

[@Genderqueerquack]

For the record, 5:10 is an actual strat at my work. I don’t pop out of the shadows or any shit like that, I stand there menacingly in an all white mask and creep the hell outa folks. (For legal reasons: I work at a haunted house, I don’t stare at people through the racks at macys or anything lmao)

[@sevans8784]

I feel like Cliccy turned up the depravity for this collab, and that is just so on brand rofl he needed to compensate for OT's wholesomeness

[@justahumanmachine8711]

I was raised in a biblical literalist church, and an idea we heard every time we talked about noahs ark was that all animals were vegan before the ark (gen 9:3 was the “evidence” for that) so the clicks corpse conspiracy theory may hold water for literalists lmao

[@18Hongo]

That's- actually, no, that's not the craziest thing I've heard out of a biblical literalist. Still pretty nutty though.

[@kidashian4658]

Casually getting distracted by all the BUGS ON CLICCY'S HAT OH MY HECK. 11/10 video, would bug again.

[@lakamokolaka]

8:17 this divorce is the one divorce you can say it is actually the child's fault

[@caltheuntitled8021]

Every time these two make a video together I become more and more convinced that they need to cosplay together as the main characters from Good Omens.

[@SkyP9812]

Wait, what are you talking about? Am I not already watching a dramatic reenactment of a fanfic? WHAT A SCAM!

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

It's so perfect omg!

[@bingbozo6969]

YES PLEASE Edit: But it's kinda ironic that OT is the one with sunglasses all the time XD

[@SubacaiDarkwing]

@@bingbozo6969 In thatcase they'll have to re-enact what happened near the end when they got punished. 👌😁

[@ashcanis106]

QUICK SOMEONE DRAW IT!

[@definitely.not.lulu.]

“No, Satan. ✨StAwPiT✨” -Jesus, 2023 (it’s at 19:18 btw)

[@christinesizemore3]

I think OT and Click have really hit their stride as a pair in this video. OT has gradually been getting less innocent and is now much better at slinging light swears and insults; Click seems slightly more calm and focused. Now their chemistry is wonderful! Not so much just wild Click constantly flustering OT. 😆

[@LemonyLamb]

20:10 reminded me of an insult I used Someone called me a whore, so I turned around "I've only had sex with one person, while you're going around trading STDs like pokemon cards"

[@valecasini]

21:43 it's so strange as an European to see a "guns" slogan on a advertising campaign thingy 💀

[@dustbread1125]

The opening to this video is honestly terrifying when you understand what click is saying. Never in my life have i regretted being Swedish more than now,

[@cristian-bull]

I believed it was English with a very thick accent. Later when he switched to English i was like: "ohh Im getting used to this guy's accent already" Lol Disappointed with myself*

[@røttenpawz_official]

What did he say i really want to know now

[@dustbread1125]

@@røttenpawz_official You really don't trust me.

[@røttenpawz_official]

@@dustbread1125 no I'm just a naturally curious person

[@luccaoscarsson7948]

@@røttenpawz_official Something about a pine cone being stuck in his butt and he was tryna get it out.

[@marvelismylife946]

My headcannon now is that satan sounds exactly like what click’s impression of him is because they’re besties

[@transmascdruid77]

I mean, I'm a millennial and I ended up being a leftist, Satanist, pagan, and queer 🤷 But it's not ALL of us

[@karno6679]

It is a lot though, gen z here. Us even more so tbh.

[@SkwithOv]

..same

[@kissit012]

It’s not? Pretty sure we are, but there are always outliers..

[@HobGungan]

Again, I'm not a "millenial", I'm Gen Y dammit! Let me have my goddamn letter! Oh and I'm an autistic polyamorous ethnically Jewish genderqueer leftist whose favorite movie is Phantom Menace.

[@AnoukhHellstream]

Millennial here too, and im queer, pagan and not sure wth im politicallyas i couldn't give a shite xD

[@Fruityflootloops]

OT: super wholesome never gives bad advice Also OT: CHEAT ON ALL OF YOUR TESTS!!!!

[@Tatch_]

If he never gives bad advice, then it means cheating on my tests is good. Right?

[@robgoblinn]

Watching these two be silly is an unhealthy obsession I have

[@pranavghantasala6808]

Click and OneTopic repeatedly talking over each other is just pure, distilled chaos

[@Lysandra_Bouquet]

The Click is fucking hilarious I love him 😂😂😂😂😂 Y’all together are so chaotic and it’s the best thing ever hahaha. Also love the new subreddit. Definitely vote to revisit it sometime.

[@nope8741]

How many times are we gonna see OTs face drop

[@rgracing4109]

0:14 i know everything word for word, but im not telling you because im lazy

[@SylviaRustyFae]

I love how that first person just assumes the debt is gone now that her debtee is dead... Alas, no, debt is the only thing that can transcend death; even in death you still owe them money, whether youre dead or they are, and theyll find a way to make sure that money is paid to someone by someone.

[@emppu1012]

For a sec I was like "How in the fuck is Clicky at my summer cottage?!" but then I realized Swedish and Finnish countryside probably look pretty similar

[@VoxVocisCruora]

I remember those mandatory computer-read tests from school. I hated them so much. I struggled with trick questions because I had issues 'reading between the lines' for the info they were designed to keep hidden, and pretty much every single one of those fricken questions were that exact type of question, it made me so confused and anxious to try to figure them out. I literally wanted to cry when taking the first one, it messed with me so bad. After that first test, I just stopped trying. Just refused to even bother with them ever again. I could not go through actually trying to do them legitimately again. I literally just ran down filling in random bubbles, not even caring if they were filled in enough for the machines. I was always done in like, five-ten minutes tops, and always the first one finished. My school hated me for it. The teachers would try to make me go back and do it over, but I refused. The very sight of those things made my blood boil, instilled in me such an irrational rage (and fear) that erased any semblance of sense or giving a feck from me. I didn't care they were 'important', I didn't care if I was 'ruining my future chances of getting into a good college', I didn't care if I 'brought down the school average', I didn't care that 'the state mandates that you do them correctly.' It was either bullshit through them as fast as possible, or *rip them apart.* I never told my parents exactly how viscerally I reacted to those tests, tried to hide it. I knew it wasn't normal, and I knew there was something wrong with me because of it. I wouldn't have ever guessed that I had been traumatized by that first test. Because that just sounds so ridiculous, doesn't it? Traumatized by a standardized test? But that's what it is, and what happened. That's why I felt so angry and hateful and terrified when presented with more. That's just how my brain decided to cope with it. I also failed every single one of them. Now a decade out of school since, I can definitively say: It didn't matter. My bad scores has not played a single goddamn role in my life. They were completely and utterly pointless. Just pick random bubbles. Standardized tests are worthless and shouldn't even exist int he first place. You've got better things to be spending your life on than stupid tests.

[@Thelastunicornlover]

👍👍👍

[@HobGungan]

14:10 This animal is a Glyptodont, which were an extinct family of enormous herbivorous armadillos.

[@eldritchabomination9726]

Reminder that all of y'all are valid and deserve to be happy. Stay safe, eat food, destroy gender norms (or don't if you like fittin them, or do if you don't like the pressure but still enjoy em still), drink water and get sleep. Also be careful with summoning things.