YOU DO NOT RECOGNISE THE BODIES IN THE WATER - SCP-2316 Emergency Alert System Scenario

YOU DO NOT RECOGNISE THE BODIES IN THE WATER
Based on 'SCP-2316' by 'DJKaktus' on the SCP Wiki: scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2316
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[@mel0nman803]

You know, with so many people dying, you might actually recognize the bodes in the water

[@marshmellowguy586]

The guy who hates his family: "I see this as an absolute win!"

[@waffle9184]

I like how in the end it said, ''THEY'RE LYING. THOSE PEOPLE NEED YOUR HELP. HOW CAN YOU NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER?''

[@jayr9309]

I do not recognize the bodies in the water.

[@stikbith9731]

its always “you do not recognize the bodies in the water” never “would you like to recognize the bodies in the water”

[@Sgtgump9873]

Ayo them bodies starting to look kinda framiliar…

[@obamnaprismus]

But sir, I do... I left them there...

[@talleywa5772]

What if, hypothetically speaking, I recognized the bodies in the water?

[@gehe2929]

Already in a Broken Veil scenario staring down the barrel of an XK-class End of the World scenario. Somebody at the SCP really screwed up.

[@marebello1210]

I DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER

[@BNumbersStation]

Citizen: What if I recognize the bodies in the water?

[@cayben8865]

"Mordecai and Rigby, I need you to mow the lawns"

[@ggkproductions1632]

"Yes I recognize them, but no I won't save them."

[@theadministrator5785]

"So you recognize the bodys in teh water?"

[@HailTheRegent]

"So you recognized the bodies in the water, but didn't try to save them? Why?"

[@PENTAGRAMMAINCOMM]

“Oh, no! There’s melody! That’s a shame, I rather liked her. …. Ah! Hard luck, Dave! Always knew you were a bit weak.”

[@oxybrightdark8765]

I do not recognise the bodies in the water.

[@nillabean1146]

The SCP Foundation: "Stay away from water! It's dangerous now, you could easily die!"

[@untitledexe]

If you are physically capable and if you see someone under the influence of SCP-2316, as eminem once said - KNOCK THEM THE F... OUT LIKE MIKE TYSON.

[@singularit_y]

this eas seems more informational than what would be expected. usually there’s a greater pressure and almost a brainwashing effect in 2316 eas alerts with the constant reminder that “you do not recognise the bodies in the water”, whereas this one just says it 3 times at the end. still, awesome production value and all that 👍