You Gotta Date Ugly | Amber Autry | Stand Up Comedy

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Amber Autry is an internationally touring headliner and your new favorite comedian. Her physicality and energy make every audience feel they are her best friend. Get more of Amber by joining her text list in her Instagram bio, listen to her podcast I'm Fine, It's Fine, and follow her on all social media platforms!
Instagram: / amberautrycomedy
Facebook: / amberautrycomedy
KZbin: @AmberAutryComedy
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Credits:
Written and Performed by Amber Autry
Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory & Brett Kushner
VP of Production: Marissa Gallant
Co-Directors: Gordie Earle III & Brad Silnutzer
Director of Photography: Mark Davis
Gaffer: Evan Croker
Grip: Nathan Andrus-Highes
Cam Operators:
Amelia Asilis
Lauren Doyle
Stephen Ling
Brooke Mueller
Mike Phillips
Editor: Brian Levin
Assistant Editor: Lucas Bohlinger
Color Correction: Mark Davis
Sound Mixer: Brandon Loulias
Re-Record Mixer: Ryan Meadows
Graphics: Megan Hunter
Production Assistants:
Rachel Bershad
Paige DiFebbo
Scott Gabelein
Megan Hunter
Lindsay Kushner
Maggie Rosenberg
Photographer: Matt Misisco (IG: @mattmisiscostudios)
Special thanks to our generous hosts, Unitá, in El Segundo, CA
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[@mackieincsouthsea]

Seriously chaotic southern energy 😅👏

[@AmberAutryComedy]

😂❤ born this way

[@MatthewJacobsen]

I choked on my water when I heard, "you're my only friend!"

[@AmberAutryComedy]

😂😂😂❤❤❤thank you!

[@Monasaurus_Rex]

I mean… I feel that it’s true 😭

[@homodeus8713]

"Figure it out!!"

[@sbon4771]

So funny, her comfort in being herself makes her really unique and memorable!

[@AmberAutryComedy]

🥰🥰 thank you so much !

[@who_Is_faten_helmi]

@@AmberAutryComedy you made me wheeze and look for air multiple times. Thank you for the laughs ♥

[@SadhviJenn]

I find that’s a gen z quality I enjoy.

[@AmberAutryComedy]

@@who_Is_faten_helmi 😂 thank you!!

[@AmberAutryComedy]

@@SadhviJenn ooo not you calling me Gen z aka flirting with meeeee *hair tuck*

[@rastagyaljay]

"Titties over the taters" absolutely floored me with laughter. I am so grateful for the laughter she bestowed upon me. She has a forever fan. Massive Respect. Massive Blessings. One Love.

[@AmberAutryComedy]

Yessss! Thank you!!!!

[@rastagyaljay]

​@@AmberAutryComedyI just subscribed to your channel. 🫶🏽

[@AmberAutryComedy]

@@rastagyaljay eeee! Yes!! Thank you so much. We gonna have fun over hereeee

[@rastagyaljay]

​@@AmberAutryComedyYou're forever welcome! We finna get LIIIIIT!!🫶🏽🔥🔥

[@akidodogstar5460]

Ya that one got me too.

[@willawright]

Someone introduced me to Amber’s stand up earlier this year and fell in love. Glad she got a Don’t Tell set to show more people her act

[@AmberAutryComedy]

thank you so much Will!!

[@dogchaser520]

Yeah, definitely want to see more of her

[@spencergrady2607]

Whats poppin Christians ☠️

[@AmberAutryComedy]

got eeeeeemmmm hahaha

[@spencergrady2607]

@@AmberAutryComedythey’re so easy to spot

[@nanayawberko3212]

Fucking spoilers

[@kalaebt2225]

best opening line ever😂

[@AmberAutryComedy]

@@kalaebt2225 😍😍thank you!!

[@ctgtank]

“You’re my only friend” 😩🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

[@AmberAutryComedy]

she really bucked me up 🤣

[@ctgtank]

@@AmberAutryComedy lmfao I believe you!! 🤣🤣 keep doin yo thang lol 💪🏿

[@Queendomcruz]

That had me dyinnn Bahahahaha 😄😄😄

[@rastagyaljay]

"It's a double wide. It's a house." 😭🤣😆💀

[@AmberAutryComedy]

🤣🤣ya feel me?

[@HookBeak_66]

Amber Autry is truly a natural on stage, so full of energy, which makes the audience warm to her instantly. She has that tomboy trucker look about her, & that works for me. May loud laughter & rapturous applause, continue to fill the venues you perform at, for many years to come.

[@AmberAutryComedy]

Thank you so much!!

[@miguelmejias473]

In tears watching this. Amazing standup! I hope you pursue a Netflix special.

[@AmberAutryComedy]

Thank you!! 100% - we going all the way baby!!

[@magpie.314]

Flawless dog impression, tail wag was immaculate 🤌🏽

[@AmberAutryComedy]

haha thank you!!

[@laketac]

I like her!❤ She's different from what I usually see! I didn't feel like I could just "guess her punchlines"🥰 Long Live Amber!🖖🏾😂

[@AmberAutryComedy]

Thank you!!

[@mygirlv]

I agree very unique and funny!

[@allinewsom]

The sister part killed me😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AmberAutryComedy]

it's too real OUT HERE. My sister was like "that was hilarious" im like yeah but did you hear it tho???

[@gabrielmaroto18]

I have three older sisters it’s real

[@emelie0196]

Her energy is top of the shelf

[@AmberAutryComedy]

❤❤thank you

[@asalentstech1767]

"Th double stuffed oreos are mine" took me tf out hahahahha

[@AmberAutryComedy]

Thank you!

[@ryanerwincomedy3139]

What Up Christians might be the best opening line I've ever heard!

[@AmberAutryComedy]

I can't stop saying it frfr

[@jiffyb333]

She continually surprised me joke after joke, thank you for the laughs!

[@AmberAutryComedy]

Thank you so much!

[@n0timpressed]

I gave it three tries, not a single chuckle.

[@AmberAutryComedy]

@@n0timpressed you watched it three times? 🤔. FAN ENERGY

[@n0timpressed]

@@AmberAutryComedy yep. 3 times and not for me. I believe in giving things a chance

[@n0timpressed]

@@AmberAutryComedy well no. I'm saying I didn't like it. Sorry, not a fan .

[@Luenysgo]

That last joke is so real. One time my husband and I were in the mall, and a lady selling tea started straight up flirting with him. She seemed upset I was even there and didn’t offer me any tea, so my husband gave me the one she offered him, which made her even more upset but she finally had to address me, and she asked my husband if he was my translator, and he was like, “what? That’s my wife!” Idk if she was also being racist there but… yeah

[@AmberAutryComedy]

Omgggggg haha the thirst is real

[@adriannaford4186]

Oh that was absolutely racist, what a mess 😖

[@Dylan-bl7xl]

Ew. That's so weird and unprofessional.😒🤢 Sorry you had to experience that!

[@rachelgullett9565]

Amber is such an amazing soul and her comedy reflects that. This set was killer and I can't wait to see her again! ❤️

[@forrestwhittakerseye]

What a treat. She’s so funny!!!

[@AmberAutryComedy]

thank you so much!

[@emmajohansson1527]

she’s a business woman, a tv star, a host, a producer, an actress, a philanthropist... she’s one of the most influential, popular, wealthy women in the world... YAY AMBER!!!!!!! don't tell nash representttttt

[@AmberAutryComedy]

AHHHHHHH ALL OF THIS IS FACT ON FACT. Love you Emma

[@MrJossdaboss]

truuuth

[@mickyt6651]

Really?! Cool!!

[@analogdistortion]

No... she's not

[@dogchaser520]

AND she's a podcaster! Hell yeah!

[@rainbomg]

I laughed so hard the entire time, omg. HILARIOUS As a Tennesseean, I especially enjoyed this. It’s refreshing to hear people who talk like me and can lean into a southern accent on command and it sounds right. God, she was so funny. This is in my top 3 DTC’s of all time, I really loved her.

[@AmberAutryComedy]

😃🤠🤠🤠 thank you !!! I feel you on the Southern accent some people think they're doing it but they're not 😂. I'm so glad you liked it!

[@rainbomg]

@@AmberAutryComedyI watch stand up all day most days (or listen to, really) while I do art shit and this one genuinely made me laugh the _entire time_ . Your energy and vibe are fantastic, your material is new and varied and interesting, you’re likable, you keep it movin’ and it never felt like a speech. It felt Ike you were just telling stories. I’m not an expert but I’m an avid consumer of the genre and you are an absolute delight. If you’re ever near Knoxville TN I will come see your show!

[@rskye11]

@@AmberAutryComedy I'm from Louisiana and I also love public fighting because we had a kid at my school with little nubs for hands that used to kick the bejesus out of all of us.

[@AmberAutryComedy]

@@rskye11 😄😄😄😄😄what?!?

[@Karamazov9]

This isn’t a white person’s southern accent it’s just her appropriating AAVE

[@oyoyoyo7624]

She’s who I want to be instead of me peeing my pants while public speaking

[@AmberAutryComedy]

😆You're doing great!

[@killerblingxbl]

Do it anyway. Assert dominance.

[@roadlesstraveled34]

What if instead of picturing the audience naked, you picture yourself, titties over the taters? I'd think it'd help with stage fright😂

[@benkaiser7102]

"...both the color of Atlantic Salmon, so he feels like he's in the wild..." Fell to my knees, about.

[@AmberAutryComedy]

Thank you! Honestly don't think that line ever gets the love it deserves haha

[@SoundNSense]

Saw her live for the first time last weekend... nearly peed my pants >1x. 😂

[@AmberAutryComedy]

my goal is to make every adult wet themselves! Thank you so much!!

[@PatrickGullett]

Was it the Don't Tell show that was in a basement? I was there!!!

[@SoundNSense]

Nah, opening for Ron Funches at The Den 🤩

[@AmberAutryComedy]

@@SoundNSense Eeee! YES! Thank you so much- I had such a great time those shows

[@marthakubica9814]

Probably... actually DEFINITELY the funniest comic out right now! AMBER STAN 4 LYFE

[@AmberAutryComedy]

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🫂🫂🫂 thank you my LOVE!!!

[@MrJossdaboss]

Mothafuckin truuuth

[@RonnieFlemingComedy]

The double-stuffed Oreos are mine 😂

[@AmberAutryComedy]

😂🥴🥴🥴🥴❤️

[@onlysamscomedy]

Holy heckkkkk 😂😂😂 She’s brilliant, and I adore her.

[@AmberAutryComedy]

Thank you!!!!!

[@RogerHerzler]

Her physical comedy is on point. 😅

[@missmelis4938]

Agreed! Her facial expressions are hilarious!

[@AmberAutryComedy]

Thank you so much!

[@ReineCerise]

The unsweet tea part is so accurate

[@AmberAutryComedy]

riiiight? Thank you

[@kushboy1]

She had me in the first 3 seconds

[@AmberAutryComedy]

YEEHAW! Thank you!

[@allysonbergman1303]

I have bo idea who she is but I'll definitely watch more! She had me cracking up 🤣

[@JZanimation23]

I so her twice already impressive joke. I also have some dark jokes you might like to watch? 😁

[@valeriejo5322]

What in the liberal hell?! 😂

[@AmberAutryComedy]

🤣🤣they really don't play down there

[@justifiabledoubt]

"Can you compete with science?" 😂😂😂 What the heck did I just watch? This woman is hysterically funny. Refreshingly non-pc and very original. Absolutely hilarious.

[@AmberAutryComedy]

😍😍😍😄❤️ thank you so much!!

[@rjflo409]

I'm actually on my 🎈 now 😂

[@stevem2878]

This is so refreshingly original and hilarious

[@AmberAutryComedy]

Thank you so much!

[@sahmvideos1405]

OMG So true about the dogs! This is hilarious, Amber! The best!

[@AmberAutryComedy]

😂😂 right?! Thank you!!

[@crowpond3665]

The dating ugly part at the end struck me like a bus because I M THE UGLY ONE BETWEEN ME AND MY BF AND SHES RIGHT I JUST ROLL WITH WHATVER 😂

[@tankfunkadelic]

This set was killer! Amber is the best!

[@AmberAutryComedy]

😍😍 thank you so much!!!

[@PeiPeisMom]

I about died watching this, keep doing it 🤣

[@AmberAutryComedy]

thank you!!!

[@garydavidson1731]

She’s so damn funny. Her expressions and control of the stage just add to the crazy amount of punchlines.

[@st.thedame9925]

Funny Aunt energy!! This is needed, that funny Aunt and Uncle Comedy!!

[@AmberAutryComedy]

haha heck yeah! Thank you

[@VladHerescu]

amber is the absolute best. waiting for the day her special pops up on netflix 🤞🏼

[@AmberAutryComedy]

😍😍😍😍 thank you so much!!!

[@FlowerlyF.]

the cat part is sooo real!!v they love to watch🤣🤣

[@AmberAutryComedy]

Right?! insane

[@djknit]

"omg you take care of your sister?" nice closer. great set.

[@AmberAutryComedy]

Thank you!!!

[@djknit]

🤩😍😂@@AmberAutryComedy

[@willnolan7040]

Dude she is insanely talented.

[@AmberAutryComedy]

❤❤❤ thank you!

[@bezenhappync]

That was one of the best performances ive seen on this channel.

[@AmberAutryComedy]

😍😍😍 thank you so much!!!

[@darkprincess1366]

She had me rolling 🤣

[@AmberAutryComedy]

😍😍😍 thank you!!

[@angibelsly4041]

Amber, you are the greatest!

[@AmberAutryComedy]

thank you Angi!!!!!

[@sharonaling8435]

so funny! can't wait to see Amber live some time

[@jackiemartin7276]

People in operas be starting fights and ending each other for the vibes only, it's not going to help your road rage LOL!

[@AmberAutryComedy]

haha FACTS!

[@thelizamc]

Cracks me up every time!! Rock on, Amber!

[@AmberAutryComedy]

😍😍🥰🥰🥰🫂 thank you !!!

[@jaydekonah]

Totally authentic.😅😂 That was great. Her self awareness and charisma is refreshing

[@OmegaxPrime]

legit hilarious, that opening 1 liner was glorious.

[@AmberAutryComedy]

Thank you!!

[@melaniereese7591]

Brilliant!! Love this woman…up next, NETFLIX!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@AmberAutryComedy]

😍😍😍😍😍🫂🫂🫂🫂YESSSSS! Love you!!!

[@andreasanchez-gb1hb]

Couldn’t stop laughing at this one

[@BethInglish]

I love Amber's comedy and have a BIG GIRL CRUSH on her because she's so funny!!!

[@AmberAutryComedy]

EEEeeeEeee! Love you Beth!

[@BethInglish]

Love you!!! @@AmberAutryComedy Hope to see you soon!

[@LookListenLearnLive]

Raw perfection! She killed all the way through!

[@AmberAutryComedy]

Thank you so much!!!

[@shivakris868]

I’ve watched videos from this channel for a while but you made me subscribe, good job, good energy

[@hatedadoredneverignored8747]

Original and actually funny, quite rare these days 😂

[@AmberAutryComedy]

Thank you!!!

[@Leukick]

She had me within the first minute at "titties over the taters" with that facial expression

[@AmberAutryComedy]

🤣thank you!!

[@coletellsjokes]

Amber rules!! So funny!!!

[@AmberAutryComedy]

😍😍😍😍 thank you Cole!!!!

[@erikasuarez2711]

I’m gonna be obsessed with this all week! Your so damn funny!!

[@AmberAutryComedy]

😃😃😃😍😍😍Eeee thank you!!! Tell everyone you know and even those you don't

[@isa____896]

"Man's best friend hates WOMEEEEEEEN!!!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@AmberAutryComedy]

🤣👏Thank you!

[@RB-yt6rx]

😂😂 this was great

[@AmberAutryComedy]

😂😂 thank you!!!

[@peteballmer]

Amber is the best!! Love this set

[@AmberAutryComedy]

😍😍😍 thank you Pete!!

[@ianwatches]

Wet food had me CACKLING.

[@AmberAutryComedy]

😂😂 Thank you!! ❤

[@SearchIndex]

I was just gonna say that 😂

[@MollyThaBrick]

Thank you LIBBIE 🙌🏼 for introducing me to a hilarious and beyond accurate stand-up comedian! Amber you’re so fucking awesome dude! Following from here on out… 🔥♥️

[@AmberAutryComedy]

omg Molly thank you!!! Definitely join my email list in my bio so I can let you know when I'm in your city!

[@jonr4164]

She seems really cool and she is genuinely forking funny. Respect.

[@slayerpianoman]

I know Amber!! She’s doing well lol she used to open mic at a place I worked at but it seems she’s moving on up 💪

[@AmberAutryComedy]

Heyyyy! Thank you!

[@slayerpianoman]

@@AmberAutryComedy omg lol can’t believe you saw this, great job Amber! I’m Jason, I used to play piano at Dario’s open mic at My Buddy’s. Glad to see you’re still out there killin’ it 😝

[@teresalynn10]

Yessss Amber!!! This was 🔥🔥🔥🔥💕

[@AmberAutryComedy]

Thank you so much Teresa!!

[@brentmalloy4093]

She rocks!! Naturally funny.

[@maureenlong3727]

Oh my god Hell yeah. This was hilarious. You're right to be proud of yourself. I kept missing shit cause i was laughing so hard! I was on your Instagram live 15-20 minutes before this dropped. So glad i did. Amazing. Congrats!

[@AmberAutryComedy]

Thank you Maureen!

[@conorcawley]

Amber is the best! This is hilarious 🔥🔥🔥

[@AmberAutryComedy]

Thank you Conor!!!!

[@More13Feen]

That was super good!!! More of her!

[@AmberAutryComedy]

😍😍 thank you!!

[@KimafreekaMSW]

Dope Set!!! She's a keeper!!

[@AmberAutryComedy]

Thank you so much!!

[@terrancekayton007]

Hilarious! That intro dance was the shit! I heard “titties over the tattor-tots”😆😆 & I lost it!!! Great set!

[@obliviouscandybar]

I loved this whole set!

[@ConspiracyCraftersStudio]

She's so good, i can see she will have good future!

[@AmberAutryComedy]

😍😍😍😍😍😍 thank you so much 🥲🥲😍

[@AR-io8fv]

Damn she’s legit. Relentless too.

[@AmberAutryComedy]

Thank you! 🤩

[@bowleggz1003]

Great set...hilarious

[@AmberAutryComedy]

😍😍😍 thank you!!!!

[@MrJossdaboss]

😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉 amber is the funniest MF out!! Love you❤❤❤

[@AmberAutryComedy]

thank yoouuu! LOVE YOU

[@marcelodossantos2493]

wtf this is the best stand up i ve ever seen

[@AmberAutryComedy]

Thank you so much!!

[@r1ckz0mb0]

Lmaoooooooo so good!

[@AmberAutryComedy]

😍😍😍 thank you!!!

[@DaveGrohlsillegitimateChild]

Original content and very funny! Awesome special, Congratulations!

[@AmberAutryComedy]

Thank you so much!! 😍😍😍

[@verygracebahler]

GO AMBER this is amazing!!!

[@AmberAutryComedy]

Thank you so much Grace!!!

[@BohoBroCHOREO]

She was way too funny 😂😂😂

[@AmberAutryComedy]

😂😂👏🏻👏🏻noted

[@AmberAutryComedy]

I like medium rare tho...😅

[@CapabletheSeries]

I am so in love with this GODESS holy hell

[@AmberAutryComedy]

EEEEE Thank you!!!!

[@kirbygarcia3385]

love her energy 😂

[@AmberAutryComedy]

Thank you!!

[@victoriawarhurst7343]

Amber is my faaaaaavveeee

[@AmberAutryComedy]

EEE thank you!!!!

[@tiffanyvanlengen4393]

This is talent! Thank you for the laughs! I needed this

[@AmberAutryComedy]

Tiffany thank you so much! Definitely join my text list in my bio so I can let you know when I'm in your city!

[@ritutirthani1243]

Love her! Amazing set🔥

[@AmberAutryComedy]

Thank you Ritu!!!!❤❤❤❤❤

[@starlightsoiree]

I feel like all the people who are like 'wow I can never guess what she's gonna say next!!' Just aren't southern bc this is like listening to every cousin tell you what happened in their week LOL

[@goseelivemusic]

Amber! You are so freaking brilliant! This is incredible!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@AmberAutryComedy]

Thank you!!!

[@Alice_Walker]

Ohh I absolutely LOVE her! 😂😂😂

[@AmberAutryComedy]

EEEEE Thank you!!!!

[@Grahh777]

Amber is a vibe!

[@AmberAutryComedy]

Thank you!!

[@rjflo409]

The trucker 🚚📣 yum yum & im actually on my 🎈 now 😆😆

[@AmberAutryComedy]

thank you!!!!

[@rjflo409]

@@AmberAutryComedy you're a riot!! Titties over the taters 😆😆

[@michael_the.girl.]

I was laughing the whole time, this is unbelievably good! 🤣

[@TheAbsoluteNihilist]

This chick is funny! And I can relate to her southern country impressions.

[@AmberAutryComedy]

Thank you! Definitely join my text list in my bio so I can let you know when I'm performing in your city!

[@missyblack1058]

Oh my God, this set is FUNNNNNNYYYYY!!! I am absolutely cackling.

[@KG_BM]

10/10 intro

[@AmberAutryComedy]

Thank you!!