You had ONE Job

[@PhoenixWillow81]

My mom used to be friends with the woman who delivered her mail. She once confessed that if they saw Fragile or Do Not Bend or anything like that on a package they would go out of their way to not be careful with it at all. Which is really messed up, honestly.

[@Mighty_Mae]

child of a postal worker, can confirm

[@MoodyMickey]

I think it's some sort of reverse psychology, but it's a pain because they're damaging something that isn't theirs

[@teebee9735]

I worked at UPS for a Christmas season and my hubby just retired from the Postal Service. I now double pack (2 boxes) with as much foam, bubbles, or a combination and he's like why are you going through all that trouble? 'Cause I know what the package goes through! If an elephant can't sit on it, I don't send it!

[@mellowbloom]

Too fast paced of a job with sooo many packages, the employees are not going to take extra time to look out for homemade signs unless you pay extra to have an official postage that they recognize.

[@triksters7234]

haha that’s goofy

[@PoetOfTheDead]

Just finished reading your book “The Home Reader”, I have to say it brought me a weird since of comfort. I rate it a 10/10.

[@JenAngel21]

I have been wanting to read that but I can't afford it yet.. if it was on kindle unlimited I would have read it.

[@fireruby1882]

Sense*

[@johnlancia5605]

Nice

[@Lou-fb9ii]

@@fireruby1882 always someone

[@jendabarber]

My adhd gets me up at 3 am a lot

[@Hoodprincess096]

I also have and it is 3:30am here :') I've reached peak ADHD when I watch celina at 3am in bed.. 10 minutes after she posted it. Thank you mumther for this blessing. My magpie brain is happy. The mild ocd is in pain with the content of the video, but mumther gives me the gigs. So many feelings... at 3:30am.... happy 2023 fam

[@ramonaalexander2780]

See, I don’t, but I do i’m one of those people where you don’t have some thing, but your personality does so you basically do and that’s me yo

[@Ur.mums_dad]

That’s why I’m up right now 👍

[@michaelturner7138]

Or some one or something was watching you sleep

[@martynduffy]

Hi I’m Pagan this is significant because it’s known as the witching hour between 3-4am check to see any Pagan bloodline you could be a witch

[@neliavisagie]

I made 2 resolutions for 2023 - 1. Get my first passport 2. Travel places I already applied for my passport, now I'm waiting to get it before I go see some new places. Happy new year Celina!

[@tasdare6377]

That was my last year!!! Did a loop around Asia. 5 countries(: Hope you love your adventures as much as I did. Safe travels and best wishes🏖🚝✈

[@thatgirlcourtney85]

So I asked my husband about the urinal thing.. he said it doesn't bother him that bad since it's always been that way but if he had a preference he would like his own stall. And if it's really busy in the bathroom he can't go in front of everyone. Also The funny thing he said though was he always thought when he was younger and most his life that women's bathrooms just had a row of toilets with no walls 😂🤣

[@Fueled.by.freshness]

That's actually hilarious, lol

[@teebee9735]

That's okay (and funny), but most men don't understand periods either. 😵‍💫😉😂

[@mercedesvelasquez8781]

​@@teebee9735the men who don't know are just dumb because back when I was in sex education class which had both males & females in the class we're taught everything about period, boys puberty, drugs every type in existence & why their bad for you, where baby's come from, what condoms are and the list goes on...

[@teebee9735]

@@mercedesvelasquez8781 - We had sex Ed too but 99% of the boys were doing their Very best to NOT listen to Anything that was said about anything, unlessit concerned boobs and they were flesh covered. Some would sneak peeks if it concerned the part between the legs, but they were not interested if it was internal stuff! They finally separated the girls from the boys, so there's really no telling what they were actually told.

[@MelissaLawrence2002]

I actually have had dreams like this. I'll be back in high school, and I'll have like really bad diarrhea or I'm on my period, and I want to use the bathroom, but people keep coming in, and I REFUSE to perform for them under pressure like that. A world with no stalls would be scary. I live in America where stalls are a joke to begin with, but if we didn't have ANYTHING to somewhat give us privacy, I think I'd simply die.

[@Nickanj]

Do not apologize for this episode! It's freaking hysterical. :)

[@kristieheald3396]

I’m so thankful I waited until now to start watching your videos! I have never wanted to binge something so bad before in my life! I love everything about you, you are an amazing person. Thank you for sharing your life with us!

[@LydiaxBerries]

This is very true!! Same hereeee

[@thejacksquatch1992]

4:37 "Architecture and planning" my ass 🤣🤣🤣 I laughed at these harder than I probably have any right to... Loved the video, now go and have yourself a lovely day 😊

[@CelinaSpookyBoo]

Have a great day!

[@poke-talia268]

Same energy as when a "school of business and communication" can't manage their money or even inform their students of anything.

[@brandiwatson7628]

Me remembering writing and spacing in Architecture School first semester. 😅

[@catherineb5066]

I'm dyslexic it makes life one big gigglefest. We need more puppies & kittens 🐕🐈 shenanigans in 2023 for happiness

[@AprilsPlace]

That fortune cookie thing was a tradition we had in the drama/musical club! On Friday after the first performance the cast would go to the only Chinese place in my hometown (shoutout the China Garden still slaps to this day). We would cram 30ish people in this place, some loud highschoolers with full stage makeup on, some the crew and teachers. At the end everyone would open cookies and anyone that thought they had a good one would stand up and read aloud their fortune followed by -in bed or -in my pants. Some of the best HS memories.

[@Magicalwolfgamer]

The drama club that I went to , we would go to apple bees and do karaoke

[@raywhitethorngalathynius]

this is the most chaotic video I've ever watched and I almost spat out my tea laughing, thank you for making my day better Celina!

[@shazcon71]

In a bad mood so just came to hear Celina shout refund!! Gets me every time 😅😂

[@Paigetheghostygirl]

I love watching celina she always has a way of making me laugh or smile, i wish i knew her in real life i feel like i do. I admire her and u thank you for helping me through the hardest times ive had love u ♥️

[@unsocialbutterfly5760]

I wish I knew her in real life too. I’m on the other side of the planet though 😞

[@m0L3ify]

11:51 This reminds me of when I went to visit my aunt a few years ago in her custom-built home and there was a short wall at the entry to the hallway on the 2nd floor that I kept walking into because of how it was designed. Not short in height, it was a full wall that just stuck out in a very weird place. It implied one thing but the actual hallway was in a different direction. Hard to describe, but I cannot tell you how many times I walked into that wall and I have never walked into a wall before. There wasn't even a point to the wall, it was just...there. If it was my house, I would have gone mad and torn it down with a hammer in a fit of psychosis lol.

[@hulda4ever]

0:36 the last one is way too accurate

[@marni_the_wolf]

Celina you are soooo funny!! Keep making us laugh and feel good about our ADHD selves!!

[@Those_Besties-p2m]

Seriously? This makes no sense for ppl who don’t have ADHD. I do tho

[@ImJustMe39]

WTAF!!! That tiger/cat thing freaked me the f**k out. You and the pics had me LMFAO!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wendygagnon5757]

LOVE your dress!!! And the forklift, do not stack killed me!🤣🤣🤣🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@Weird-GachaGirl373]

Its the middle of the night rn and im binge watching Celinaspookyboo😂😂

[@thebeastoffeasterpark]

I currently work at Staples in the print/marketing section. It's HORRIFICALLY HORRIBLE. Glad to see Celina made it out!

[@Bry_vlogz]

She said I was looking good and I was just karaokeing and so I was just like 🎶”You too”🎶

[@ritasummitt2407]

ROFLMAO. You're videos I've watched lately are the best, so hilarious. You got me laughing again.😂❤

[@xeanthelya3298]

i love celina sm her humor is amazing

[@robingriffin5967]

Omgosh, I so love you! 🤣😂 you make me laugh every time.

[@rebeccasmith7149]

The cake writing ones always make me think of the Amelia Bedelia books I loved when I was a kid. Doing exactly what she's told. 🤣

[@DamienReactz]

Let’s appreciate how real Celina is! 😁

[@dakotasimpson9781]

The intro was fantabulistic!! This is the best way to start my birthday weekend! ♥️🥳 Also I got the hollow book for Christmas and it’s so good! ♥️

[@denastrackeljahn1250]

Happy Birthday 🎂 This channel is really a gem Celina is amazing. I love watching her and Adem. I think those are my favorite videos.

[@dakotasimpson9781]

@@denastrackeljahn1250 thank you!

[@denastrackeljahn1250]

@@dakotasimpson9781 You are welcome. I hope you have a wonderful birthday 🎈

[@bboll2127]

It is also my birthday week🎉

[@denastrackeljahn1250]

@@bboll2127 Happy Birthday to you too. 🎈 Hope you have a wonderful birthday.

[@rainyraelyn9649]

I wasn't going to keep tik tok (I had my 1 I made and accidentally got locked out of instantly) so hadn't gotten to follow anyone. Rather than delete it totally; I decided to recover the one without anyone just so I could follow you and see your content, because it makes my ptsd calmer and my connection to the spirit rhelm feel more understood. ❤

[@viviennecliffordauthorspeaker]

Waking up at 3am is a sign of a spiritual awakening. That awakening has me up at that time every morning ..love it

[@lisachicoine5172]

Omg! That “Spanish for decorative items not included “ box reminded me of our electric company a few years ago(they’ve changed it now). When I used to call our local electric company it would say for English press one. But for the Spanish option it would say “for spaneesh press 2, in a Spanish accent! Used to crack me up every-time!

[@mindywood7875]

Happy New Year to you too. My new year resolution is to be kinder to myself. I used to be super silly and guffey until I had my first abusive relationship. Now I'm trying to get that girl back. Thank you for being who you are. ❤️ You are a hoot to watch.

[@Weirdwhocrafts]

I cry laughing though all your videos the accents are amazing love you !

[@maryjane-rx4sq]

You're amazing. I need you to answer my phone when I get spam calls. Praying you and your hubby receive many blessings this year.

[@jenniferpatrick4744]

You are one of my absolute favorite KZbinrs. Along with Kris. Thank you for your videos and podcasts. Love ya!

[@gamergirl5098]

What am I doing in this new year? I’m spending 3 hours on YT and listening to podcasts ( yours) lol. Love ya Celina!!!!😎😎🤩🤩

[@PlatinumMyst]

The lion with the eyeballs! 😂😂😂 I couldn't even listen to what you were saying. I just hit pause and laughed until I cried. Haven't done that in a long time. Thank you!!!

[@moonxboo_]

your looking fabulous my dear Celina❤✨ we love you!

[@veyroberts2330]

Lmao, I was just thinking how you seem like someone that would be my best friend. Then you said you need one! Haha, love it!

[@EmpyrionBlackthorn]

For the love of god do more of these, I was laughing my ass off

[@cariadbach]

Happy New Year, Celina, to you, Adam, and your families!! Please do 3am videos ALL THE TIME!!! You're hilarious, but at 3 a.m., you're super hilarious!! Loved this video!!! Thank you, Celina!!! 🫶

[@samanthawolters175]

Funny story! I actually got an ice cream cake from Dairy Queen with that written on it, on purpose, for my boyfriend's birthday. They said they would do it, only because Dick is actually, also, a name. It was awesome! My boyfriend, and our friends loved it!

[@thefriendlyschizo]

That stove/oven thing is me in the Sims trying to place objects perfectly 🤣 they never fit right

[@Hoodprincess096]

3:30am.. no sleep... celina video pops up... discontent with the content but mumther celina lead the march and is making me giggle so I'm happy. So many feelings. Side note, the wig and penas sounds like the perfect drag bar 🍸 I could see trixie and katya making a club or book called that. Anyways. 3:30am adhd thoughts. If anywhere this is the place for it.

[@SunArts918]

''Rest in... I was gonna say rest in peace'' *wtf face* made me laugh so hard, thnak you Celina ilysm

[@Meb_2009]

Hi Celina you videos have helped me through a lot thank you so much!!

[@PetraZaraEl5570]

You are the best Celina "Sometimes i think iam a canibal" 🤣 i needed this always make me laugh & brightens my day Thank you Happy New Year ❤🎉🥰🍾

[@Makkemursu]

Whenever you upload videos or podcast episodes it's like getting to see a friend again. Happy new year! You genuinely make me laugh.💖

[@WhitsittMadeline]

Favorite phrases 2:43 3:31 5:16 5:30 5:53 6:18 7:01 7:25 9:07 9:26 9:58 11:52

[@ubertheaqh]

I'm so slap happy rn and she's just making it 100x better omfg😭💀🤚

[@jbauntie]

“This man woke up and clearly does not give a single f@#$,not one and if there was one it might be in his pocket but he wouldn’t be able to find it because it’s on his ass” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 To say I laughed at this is an understatement. 😂😂😂 I wish I was this funny at 3am or anytime for that matter 😂

[@kyadonaldson9330]

Dose anyone else just LOVE celina❤❤❤

[@devenamathews9849]

2:53 Ace Ventura was at play here haha he saw that fragile sticker and said nope 🤣 Also the people who wrote exactly what people said on the cake probably just woke up and chose violence 🤣

[@nettie739]

Happy New Year ! Celina & Adam here's to a great 2023 . 💖

[@drummingducks22]

You are one of my favorite creators on KZbin and today you said you worked at Staples. I worked there for 9 years. Anywho hearing about your copy and print situation really made my day. 😊

[@beetroot4798]

1:51 This is almost completely terrifying if busy. Also *Big* doubt it'd stay that clean for long. Yes awkward unless...

[@shonataylor3135]

Thank you so much for your videos! I never leave a video without aching sides! Making people laugh is so valuable and you are great at it!

[@bittylovin7973]

Thank you the laughs lovely! I've heard channels are having a hard time so I'm going to all my channels and making sure you all get the love you deserve

[@kellibryanhay3586]

🌻Laundry @ 3:00 am That's My Jam🌻 🌻Much Love To You My Soul Sista🌻

[@shazcon71]

I genuinely needed to laugh and when you said rest in peace I got my laugh. Thank you Celina 😌

[@angelconley8009]

I found your channel about a month ago and I love you and everything that comes with you:) not in a weird way but in a soul tribe way

[@Txmmyrblx]

Yesss your videos are so good you should post more often of these videos 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

[@R4nd0mEditsXx]

You always make me feel so better I’m really struggling right now and you never fail to make me laugh

[@chattyotter3300]

Here’s a hug for you🫂❤️

[@R4nd0mEditsXx]

@@chattyotter3300 it’s sounds random but thank you!😊

[@chattyotter3300]

@@R4nd0mEditsXx Hey I mean I don’t know what you’re going through but I absolutely understand feeling like sh!t and not being able to function, I hope you feel better soon my friend❤️

[@R4nd0mEditsXx]

@@chattyotter3300 😊

[@thebeastoffeasterpark]

"The lion with the straight eyes... Don't know her, never seen her..." ...Proceeds to list details of the lions life... 😂

[@TheDanno210]

Ok so by your logic you should now go do something disappointing to break your non-new years resolution. Yay consistency! 🤪 Have a great day Celina - hope ‘23 is your best year yet! 😘👍🏻

[@J0kesOnYou]

Celina: * sings * Hellooo how are yoouu, you're looking goooood~ Me: * sings in the same melody * thanks, you toooo~

[@Aonanisoul]

Okay but when you whispered you need friends i felt it in my soul.

[@SaidiLouise]

3:53 I'm dying, Celina!!! 🤣

[@ChimeraGirl_]

You're such a joy, Celina! Happy New Year!

[@panther687]

3:00am Celina is my favourite mood! 🤣🤣

[@Catydid1996]

I laughed way too much on the last one, lol, I can just imagine all of the laughter at the birthday party 😂

[@christinelevis3045]

You just made my day with this one 😂 I love you girl ❤️ 😂👏👍

[@Samanthasimplified]

I effin love you babes! Praying someone will buy your book and send it my way. I need an escape from my reality.

[@Kiwi-f3e]

you are the best Celina! i have been watching you for a year now! you are so funny!

[@Maria-____]

Hii! I just wanna say how much I love you celina!!! Your videos are truly wonderful!

[@JACKIElovesBLUE]

You and KMK are my favorite KZbinrs!!!

[@glorialopez8013]

You always put a smile on my face ☺️

[@lanabanana885]

The Simba plushie had me dead 💀 I laughed so hard, I had to take my glasses off so I could cry with laughter and I also most peed my pants 👏🤣🤣

[@ontherocksjojo]

This reminds me of when I got a cake for a coworker. We're both really big How I Met Your Mother fans, and it was her birthday and I KNEW I had to get the cake. It said "Happy 42nd Birthday, Lori" Her name is NOT Lori, and she is definitely not 42. Aside from her reaction to the cake (which she immediately got the reference), my second favorite part was all of our coworkers whispering "who got the cake??" 🤣🤣🤣

[@lesliemddunham7430]

Kris cracks me up with all of her “this is totally going to be on Reddit”. LMAO Pretty sure a few of your comments might just make the cut. You're friggen hilarious!!😂 I have a zillion (yep, I know that isn't even a number) medical conditions including clinical depression and anxiety. I'm 48 and currently going through menopause as well. Thank you so much for being your authentic self, smart, hilarious, tenacious, sassy, kind, compassionate, selfless and absolutely beautiful inside and out. Just know that you and Kris are my favorite señoritas on KZbin. Much love from your neighbor to the south in Michigan, USA. ✌️🏻💛

[@brittneywester4507]

You are my spirit animal 🖤🥹

[@EnglishVirgo]

Well, I already had a sore throat, but I snort laughed hard at this video and now fvvvvvvck! Worth it though.xx

[@SouthernCalifGuy]

God I love you!!! 😂😂😂 thank you for making me laugh. I really needed it today❤️ 13:18

[@Addalynn24_7]

Omg you make me laugh SO hard! You are beautiful have a wonderful day!!!❤️❤️❤️😘😘also can you do more videos with kallmekris?

[@samgloria9237]

Can we appreciate this womans beautiful smile

[@D-Maulish]

I laughed for a solid 30 seconds at my desk in my office at the fortune cookie. 🤣 Thank you. And my friend group also added the "... in bed" to the end of fortunes. Chaotic Good😈♥

[@LostInTheStorm16]

This whole video was just a mood 😂😂🖤🖤

[@tracymccolgan7273]

I found a few of your books and bought them. I can't wait to get them and read them 😁😁 x

[@blackroses246]

I just finished watching Sam and Colby with you and Kris ❤ 🙃

[@Addalynn24_7]

Yasssss

[@jillbickel1109]

I'm like u I hate leaving my house either n love my cats n chickens. If I didn't have to go outside I'd be happy!!

[@JennyJin-YoungLee101]

You are appreciated Celina I love you

[@sunniaknna]

Happy 2023, Celina!! ✨

[@ij1373]

That stove and oven was a nightmare! Great video Celina!❤️😍

[@AnaSor]

Happy freaking new year , Celi 🥹❤️🤟💋.. missed u . laughing is something else with you🥳🙆🏻‍♀️🙏🌞🥰🥂❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@carleytimmerman6451]

As someone who got their bachelor’s in architecture, that architecture building sign hurt me 😅 and they had so much room at the end! They could’ve shuffled everything down a letter and been fine!

[@stephaniebell5049]

Lmao 😂 my family’s superstition about fortune cookies is you always read the fortune before you eat the cookie, because if you eat any of the cookie you are basically bringing it into existence. So you read your fortune first to make sure it’s a good fortune, we wouldn’t want to claim a negative one ❤

[@rubyashburer2081]

Is it just me or does she sound like she's gonna cry😂luv u Celina ❤❤

[@onywatson8225]

seriously Celina I swear I thought I was the only one that woke up at 3:am. MY eyes are watering.

[@Selfmaze8806]

😂 true podcast spooky boos know why you thought of American pie! ❤ just got your book Home Reader can’t wait to read it!! Also working on sending you a ridiculous long story to the podcast!

[@taeriefaerie]

Did I make resolutions this year? Nope! Why? Cuz I don't wanna disappoint myself! I felt this so hard dude!

[@julialeishman3655]

I have literally been watching your videos ALL DAY hahaha I love watching you 😂❤