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@Nostalgianerd
@Nostalgianerd Жыл бұрын
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@barrycaplin1394
@barrycaplin1394 Жыл бұрын
Find the nearest mental hospital and check you piece of human trash! Interrupting your content and not even marking the video. You really need mental help! Make sure you tell them you are addicted to shoving garbage down your viewers throat's!!
@NotEvenDeathCanSaveU
@NotEvenDeathCanSaveU Жыл бұрын
you turning into internet historian or some sh&t
@GMT439
@GMT439 Жыл бұрын
Child labour was also illegal then and still is. Bird Coding is noted as is the Gr33n so proof of all the CLAIMS you made in this video is required. I also have no memory at all of this game ever existing.
@melasnexperience
@melasnexperience Жыл бұрын
I knew that the guy who made the Squj! port for Spectrum was a teenager, but I didn't know that the creator of the original game was an even younger teenager. The bedroom coder era was pretty wild.
@EgoChip
@EgoChip Жыл бұрын
The software companies certainly knew it. Many of them were exploited and taken advantage of, and I don't care if it was 40 years ago those people need to face consequences. Anyone who can do this to a child is evil. I bet many of those predators are still active in the industry now.
@melasnexperience
@melasnexperience Жыл бұрын
@EgoChip Definitely agree. It's always been so romanticized, "these kids made a game in their room & now they're rich" and such. But after the Kim Justice video about Eugene Evans & the pure fountain of vitriol that his ex-bosses at Imagine directed at him, it became clear that they saw these kids as cheap labor & nothing more. It's pretty awful.
@paul6925
@paul6925 Жыл бұрын
It was! People act like Elon is some kind of god because he published a game in a magazine when he was a kid. But coder kids were more common than I ever realized when I was one!
@POVwithRC
@POVwithRC Жыл бұрын
​@@EgoChipSounds like a good opportunity for you, go make them face justice 😊
@fooboomoo
@fooboomoo Жыл бұрын
​@@EgoChipThey all work at Roblox now
@joshuascholar3220
@joshuascholar3220 Жыл бұрын
Hey, I was a teen-aged video game programmer in 1983. I was 18 or 19 and just graduated high school and I was treated totally fairly by the company I was working for, Synapse. I wrote a game on the atari 800 and converted it to the commodore 64. I think I got 25% of gross sales. Granted, our company didn't just publish things without having at least having the main owner play it and critique it, and we did have some play testing. Things didn't go so wonderfully, but that's because Commodore took a shipment of an entire warehouse full of spreadsheet programs from us, then never paid us. Jack Tramiel was an evil bastard. So we were going out of business when Broderbund picked our catalogue which was like almost going out of business. Two conversions of my game were canceled despite being finished.
@johnny5805
@johnny5805 Жыл бұрын
When I was a college, I worked in a Commodore Distribution Center packing the machines. Jack Tramiel came for an inspection, and he cut his finger. He literally screamed at the manager who accompanied him that his "finger was bleeding like a woman's ****y !". Something i'll never forget ! [Edit:] adding the 'p' to the asterisked word caused KZbin to refuse to accept the comment !)
@ancipital
@ancipital Жыл бұрын
Jack Tramiel is/was a git, no doubt about it - at one of the computer shows which was either Olympia or Earls Court where companies had those huge stands, incuding Atari, one of a group I was with launched a 1/2 eaten jacket potato with chilli off the first floor overlooking Atari and it landed in front of Jack Tramiel as he was in the middle of a meeting, obviously an oh sh*t moment as we legged it - we were all like 14/15 at the time. We didn't know he was going to do it and also, it was most certainly not me that done it! It was satisfying though! A bit of sticking it to the man that wrecked (at least started to wreck) Commodore before the rest of their lucklustre bean counters and terrible management done the rest of the job!
@moxiesideshow
@moxiesideshow Жыл бұрын
Do they exist and have they been uploaded anywhere?
@moxiesideshow
@moxiesideshow Жыл бұрын
@@joshuascholar3220 I can understand that, but I'd still love to see it. I'll look for a ROM and run it on my TheC64. Thanks!
@restoreleader
@restoreleader 6 ай бұрын
25% sounds like quite a lot - did these jobs land any real money for you? I dont know whether they sold 200 or tens of thousands of these little games back in the day
@badgamehalloffame
@badgamehalloffame Жыл бұрын
Howdy howdy, and thank you kindly for citing our 'SQIJ!' article in the video description! I hope it was of help in sorting out the mess around this sordid software. May your food never run out.
@MichaelBennett1
@MichaelBennett1 Жыл бұрын
Semi-related re software companies treating programmers badly. When my brother converted Boulderdash to the BBC / Electron he begged and begged for Tynesoft to get the algorithm for pseudo random boulder placement from First Star. Weeks and months went by until the deadline was approaching so he ended up having to manually map, with the help of friends, every boulder from the MSX version.
@BastetFurry
@BastetFurry Жыл бұрын
That's when you learn that you add "sourcecode and being at least borrowed the source hardware" when accepting to port stuff. I would have told them to shove it if that wasn't part of the contract. Either i get a C64 or, in this case, a BBC and the sourcecode delivered to the door or they can forget it.
@geeteoh1
@geeteoh1 Жыл бұрын
I was a Compute! Magazine programmer back in the early 80s. I was 16. Got about $350 for each of my articles and games. Pretty good money as my friends made $15 a week delivering newspapers.
@Kousaburo
@Kousaburo Жыл бұрын
I need new glasses, I thought that said $15k a week, haha.
@nyccollin
@nyccollin Жыл бұрын
⁠@@Kousaburo​​⁠That’s because it’s not a valid comparison. Anyone else who was working part time as a teenager in those days was making $3.50-$5.50 per hour.
@EricPenn1147
@EricPenn1147 Жыл бұрын
I gotta say, for a 13 year-old... This is AMAZING!!!!! And for that time... The graphics, speed and logic is awesome...
@catriona_drummond
@catriona_drummond Жыл бұрын
Seems the business model of Roblox is not innovative at all.
@Calilasseia
@Calilasseia Жыл бұрын
I spent time with Mark McCubbin at Icon Design, working on another POS called "Super Trolley". Mark had a limitless appetite for Big Macs and got shat on by that company too. If you thought the history behind "Sqij" was bad, "Super Trolley" takes this to Spinal Tap 11. Wait for it ... the contract started life as a kid's idea submitted to the "Jim'll Fix It" TV show. Yes, That "Jim'll Fix It" featuring THAT Jimmy Savile. We didn't know it at the time, but we were working on a game that was not only crap, but had the backing of a rampant sexual predator. The 1980s were the Wild West era of game development.
@BrianDamageYT
@BrianDamageYT Жыл бұрын
The cover art bird (and the cut out critter on the back cover) was most likely cheaply licensed (or even stolen) from pre-existing art for a book or album cover. Happened a lot back then.
@shards-of-glass-man
@shards-of-glass-man Жыл бұрын
I've pretty quickly recognized the bird as from Psygnosis' Obitus cover, but it's a 1991 game. Now I'm curious what's the original source is.
@BrianDamageYT
@BrianDamageYT Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I specifically mentioned this because I, myself, could swear I saw it in one of the old Terran Trade Authority books or something similar, one of those old sci-fi books from the 70s or 80s which collected a bunch of licensed sci-fi art and used it as the basis for worldbuilding. @@shards-of-glass-man
@hyphz
@hyphz Жыл бұрын
@@shards-of-glass-man A Sci-Fi novel called "Under a Calculating Sky" - mentioned by Ashens.
@starlacUK
@starlacUK 11 ай бұрын
The artist was Fantasy/Sci-Fi artist Tim White, for "New English Library" Publishing and it was for the cover for the novel hyphz mentions. He also dd the illustration of the mouse in the spacesuit that appears at 17:39 for the cover of "The Best Short Stories of Fredric Brown".
@tucker9162
@tucker9162 Жыл бұрын
The only time I sent something to a publisher in the 80s - a Manic Miner level editor - I got solicitors letters telling me to cease and desist. Wrote a couple of games for the speccy for my own amusement but never published.
@Derek-mg2le
@Derek-mg2le Жыл бұрын
As someone from the United States I've never even heard of this game. I really enjoy hearing about UK and European gaming history, it's so different than the US and Japan.
@axa993
@axa993 Жыл бұрын
That bird thing on the cover art actually looks terrifying. Being one and hunting down creatures in the desolate post apocalyptic world would be cool
@puckchang8691
@puckchang8691 2 ай бұрын
Yup, I would definitely pay money to play a modern game as that thing. I imagine it launches itself at zombies to eat their heads or something like that
@anon_y_mousse
@anon_y_mousse Жыл бұрын
I'd love to see someone make a modern attempt at it using that original cover art as the basis for the character models. I wonder if Jason Kendall is still programming.
@hendosboxofmystery1359
@hendosboxofmystery1359 Жыл бұрын
i was just thinking of doing that.
@PBK1977
@PBK1977 Жыл бұрын
​@@hendosboxofmystery1359Please do!
@pjcnet
@pjcnet Жыл бұрын
I got 2 crappy games published on a naff Research Machines 480Z in the 1980s at school, but at least the company called Software Production Associates gave me a monthly cheque for 20% of royalties, the money came in for a couple of years and started dying to smaller and smaller cheques, my last was something stupid like £6, but overall over a couple of years I must had been paid about £1500.
@AndrewHalliwell
@AndrewHalliwell Жыл бұрын
Ahh,memories. Buy one power house game, never ever buy another. One of the adventure game publishers included a teletext parody on their B Side called spectacle. One page: Did you know... That the power house actually have some programmers?
@sherizaahd
@sherizaahd Жыл бұрын
wow, the first version almost seems like a good game, A+ compared to the conversions.
@kFY514
@kFY514 Жыл бұрын
Yes! The C64 original definitely looks like a labor of love, I'm pretty sure that the original author was proud of it - even though it was subpar compared to actually well-reviewed titles. But those ports...
@blarghblargh
@blarghblargh Жыл бұрын
I was going to be damned impressed by the 13 year old putting out a game with that much proper usage of graphics, since it wasn't entirely trivial to do a good job of that, and none of the dozen-odd books or few magazine subscriptions I got my hands on really went into that much depth. All the books sorta stopped at the basic usage of the various hardware registers. Sort of always a "now draw the rest of the owl" or "the rest is up to your creativity" moment. Probably because plenty of the authors knew how to code, but none of them knew how to make an industry quality game or demoscene level program. Sure, articles had a trick or two here or there, but I never ended up finding one at the time that talked about how best to do cave-like not-fully-grid-aligned wall tile graphics, how to do large scrolling demo style text, or doing multi-room graphical games. I found some maze adventures with inventory, text adventures, and plenty of one-room arcade arena type games, and the odd graphics demo such as rendering a 3d cube. But nothing combining all of the above, nor going to the extent in the first version of this game. But I also now remember that I sorta halted all programming at around age 10 (1990/91) and didn't really resume until age 14. If I had kept it up the whole time, I too might have started getting to that level by late adolescence. It's cool to see what happens when a kid actually gets to stick with something, and happens to have enough learning material around therm to advance, or enough knowledgeable people around them to learn from or at least ask questions to.
@zebragrrl
@zebragrrl Жыл бұрын
I love how the moment you said "He sat down to make a purposefully crap game. Let's have a look at it!" KZbin cut out to a midroll ad for an RPG kickstarter.
@retroandgaming
@retroandgaming Жыл бұрын
Seems like this was what put Jason Kendall on the route to become a Development Manager for Big Apple Entertainment Company (1988). Not only that, but he's also developed Wizard's Pet, Starslayer and OOPS!. According to the almighty Google the company is blooming and still registered in Jamaica. Hard to find information on the company back in the day though and the only game I could find that they released was OOPS for the speccy. Article: The Games Machine - Issue 08 - July 1988, Page 64
@menhirmike
@menhirmike Жыл бұрын
I mean, it literally says "uncontrollable hunger" at 17:44, and they absolutely delivered on the "uncontrollable" part, so I don't see what the issue is?
@Boogie_the_cat
@Boogie_the_cat Жыл бұрын
The Ener tree is the antimatter form of the Outer tree, and it will help Sqij through the event horizon safely before the singularity happens, and Sqij gets eaten by self-aware Daleks. Duh.
@elmariachi5133
@elmariachi5133 Жыл бұрын
Yes, the very lively homecomputer-scene here was just great, and much beyond whatever has been there ever since, be it on PCs or on consoles. Of course there also was much more than just gaming, too, as we basically all where producers instead of just consumers, was we had development tools and writeable storage in hand. Everything was very experimental and often crazy. Most new games where a completely whole new thing, and not just another iteration of an already existing 'genre'. I am still missing it.
@Zerbey
@Zerbey Жыл бұрын
I love how all three programmers just went out of their way to make a completely awful game, I wonder what these three gentlemen are up to these days. Probably middle management.
@georgequail4670
@georgequail4670 Жыл бұрын
I enjoy Nostalgia Nerd/Octavius teamups. I think the writing style combination works really well
@jamestheredenginefan5268
@jamestheredenginefan5268 3 ай бұрын
Jason: *"It’s not about the money… it’s about sending a message…”*
@joonglegamer9898
@joonglegamer9898 Жыл бұрын
Well, that was a very interesting video. I made Commodore 64 games (in machine code) back when I was 13 too, and I have a similar story, but it was a local company comissioning me to do an extended Basic for the machine, ofc. they never paid me and I did come out with a useable product, but hey - we where just kids, our parents thought that games was something the devil had invented, and no internet back then... I bet there is a lot of people like me out there that grew up with a similar story.
@TheWyleECoyote
@TheWyleECoyote Жыл бұрын
What exactly is "machine code"?
@joonglegamer9898
@joonglegamer9898 Жыл бұрын
@@TheWyleECoyote Machine code often refered to as machine language is the very basis of coding microprocessors. It's basically binary code, but it would be more correct of me to say Assembly language, because I did use a small interpeter that would translate the binary code into Assembly language. For example a binary code could in a 6502 processor look like 10000101 would be the "command" for STA (Store accumulator), which is a command to store bits and bytes into a memory location or register. This is the very basis of coding before it gets interpeted by a high level language interpeter. It has several drawbacks and advantages. One of the major advantages by coding on a low level is that you get to interact with the processor in the fastest most efficient way possible, meaning you can optimize the code without the high-level language interpeter such as a compilers own idea of how to talk to the hardware, but a major disadvantage is that you often have to do all basic math functions yourself such as multiplication, divisions etc. And you have to make your own code for just about anything. It can be easier and harder, it all depends on how you approach it, what you need and your level of skill and thinking.
@TheWyleECoyote
@TheWyleECoyote Жыл бұрын
@@joonglegamer9898 thanks for the detailed explanation, I wish I learned the old processors.
@jasonviande5053
@jasonviande5053 Жыл бұрын
Always was in awe of the age of the bedroom programmer, now beginning to realize it was also an age of (at least in some cases) exploitation of minors
@natsume-hime2473
@natsume-hime2473 Жыл бұрын
It's astonishing with things like Sqig and other legendary turkeys flapping about on British platforms, that you guys didn't have a games market crash too. Since it's stuff like this that absolutely tanked the US market across all platofms.
@LeeONardo
@LeeONardo Жыл бұрын
I think the reason why was video games just weren't a big market thing at the time, they were just "there" and only really "nerds" played them. So couldn't really have a crash when there were no real heights to crash from lol.
@stevendobbins2826
@stevendobbins2826 Жыл бұрын
These games weren't just made cheap, they were sold cheap. Even adjusted for inflation they were sold for chump change and, being on cassette tape, easily pirated. Atari fucked up when they wanted actual, substantial cash for their garbage.
@Ayrshore
@Ayrshore Жыл бұрын
The difference between publishing stuff on cheap cassette tapes and requiring expensive cartridges.
@viciousfish6145
@viciousfish6145 Жыл бұрын
Wow, Sadly I never came across this game in my yooof, and I thought I had played them all. I even personally met the legendary Jeff Minter (or Yak to his buddies) and indeed wrote my own game, but sadly it was never published, I would have sold it for a couple of Curly Wurly bars and a Fizz Bomb.
@Jarumo76
@Jarumo76 Жыл бұрын
3:17 Amiga game 'Obitus' ( Psygnosis, 1991 ) uses the same cover art.
@CompComp
@CompComp Жыл бұрын
I love the sleeping rat jpeg on the monitor. It makes me happy to see people appreciating rats these days. They're wonderful creatures
@cgraham6
@cgraham6 Жыл бұрын
"Stuff it. I can't be arsed" My slogan for life these days.
@kevinchester0533
@kevinchester0533 Жыл бұрын
I love how the code for the Speccy version starts off as 1 Goto 2.... Absolutely no f**ks given
@giornikitop5373
@giornikitop5373 Жыл бұрын
hahaha, i loved this. those "kids" knew these morons at crl / powerhouse were blatantly exploiting them and busting their balls. so, they ultimately gave them the biggest middle finger ever. i would have done the same, because as you might remember (i'm also in my forties), 13 year old teens of the time were anything but innocent kids.
@elone3997
@elone3997 Жыл бұрын
Given how he was treated, I think he put way too much effort in..
@EgoChip
@EgoChip Жыл бұрын
I really like the graphics on the Commodore, the enemy sprites are so creative. CPL, or more important the individuals involved, are such a disgusting company. What happened to them? Where are they now? Did they ever face actual consequences for exploiting children?
@grimTales1
@grimTales1 Жыл бұрын
This game doesn't look that bad actually, considering. It looks a lot better than the one Ashens looked at where you literally couldn't do anything because the Caps lock was always on. The bird on the cover looks horrifying.
@medes5597
@medes5597 Жыл бұрын
Ashens says in his book that the C64 version is still absolute wank, it controls badly, it's boring, it's not fun, it's derivative of better games, the enemy programming is literally just "go towards player and mirror them" and so on. It's just that the Speccy port of Sqij is so utterly incompetent that it looks amazing in comparison.
@novelezra
@novelezra Жыл бұрын
Love your vids but damn; the amount of stock footage you are starting to use is verging on those weird psuedo-science snake oil ads I get on youtube from time to time. I understand they can make production easier but try to space it out; I'd rather look at some random gameplay than a full uninterrupted minute of stock footage.
@RocketboyX
@RocketboyX Жыл бұрын
​@UrbanistBloomsAre you blind or bad ar sarcasm?
@novelezra
@novelezra Жыл бұрын
@UrbanistBlooms I don't think you understand what stock footage is. Stock footage is any video that was not filmed by himself. The first half of the video is dense with it; I am a little concerned that your eyes are not working.
@novelezra
@novelezra Жыл бұрын
@UrbanistBlooms OK, just to be fair; I will time stamp all the stock footage in the first quarter or so for you: 00:49 01:00 01:07 01:12 01:22 01:51 01:59 02:05 02:10 02:14 02:39 03:04 03:14 OK, I'm gonna stop but you get the idea. The first 4 minutes or so are frontloaded with stock footage. Stock footage can be used brilliantly to make a video seem more professional; things such as drone shots of certain places you are referring to etc. But I do not feel that is being done here.
@nickwallette6201
@nickwallette6201 Жыл бұрын
@@novelezra Eh. It's a choice, for sure. Many would choose talking head shots, or like you were saying, totally unrelated gameplay footage. But in a video format, there has to be _something_ on screen, even if that something is nothing. In this case, it's loosely related video filler. * shrug * It does the job.
@KernelLeak
@KernelLeak Жыл бұрын
17:44 "Uncontrollable hunger"? Nah, just uncontrollable...
@DrewTNaylor
@DrewTNaylor Жыл бұрын
But it's not even December yet...
@98of99
@98of99 Жыл бұрын
“Oww what in the absolute sh$t” love it - making that my new ringtone
@Adam_Lyskawa
@Adam_Lyskawa Жыл бұрын
The original version looks disturbingly similar to Starquake. The same frustrating enemies interaction. And "collect all items to complete the game".
@andresbravo2003
@andresbravo2003 Жыл бұрын
Sometimes you might find Hidden Gems where you find Bad Games that you didn’t like…
@the80hdgaming
@the80hdgaming Жыл бұрын
It's always a great video when Octavius makes a voice over appearance...
@coyoteartist
@coyoteartist Жыл бұрын
Looks like she wrote it too. Clever girl that.
@Finnisher_DAD
@Finnisher_DAD Жыл бұрын
It is and the video has a very Octavius vibe to it, even thought she wrote the script! It's very Octaviuslike and the gubbins are unmistakeable 😂
@6581punk
@6581punk Жыл бұрын
Anything to put off doing some work on the book.
@Blas4ublasphemy
@Blas4ublasphemy Жыл бұрын
It's really surprising to me that she doesn't have 10 times the subscribers, she's very funny IMO.
@coyoteartist
@coyoteartist Жыл бұрын
@@Blas4ublasphemy More for us?
@GreatSageSunWukong
@GreatSageSunWukong Жыл бұрын
Where did that space mouse come from at 3 mins 46? I remember having a poster with that on climbing up maize in a field.Terra something or Tetra
@iloveimageprocessing
@iloveimageprocessing Жыл бұрын
Cascade 50 Games Cassette was £10 for 50 games and a free calculator watch. In 1985 they offered £10 for any sent in game that they published. 11 year old me thought I'd be rich! Imagine if I wrote all 50 games, that could be £500!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had Laser Basic too, but even the Sqij port for the speccy was still better than my efforts.
@Datan0de
@Datan0de Жыл бұрын
Wow, and all this time I thought that Mastertronic was the absolute bottom of the barrel 8-bit game dev! I haven't coded in BASIC in 35 years, and have never coded for the Speccy, but just from what I could see as you were scrolling through the program I could massively optimize this game in about 10 minutes.
@thrashmetaldave
@thrashmetaldave Жыл бұрын
"Spending money on Chubby Gristle" sounds like a euphemism 😂
@AtariLegend
@AtariLegend Жыл бұрын
Great great story. Very well done. Artwork is also used on Obitus Amiga game.
@animator75
@animator75 Жыл бұрын
Isn't that the same box art by Tim White that was used for the 16bit game Obitus by Psygnosis?
@Jarumo76
@Jarumo76 Жыл бұрын
It is ! I instantly recognized that horned owl...uh, *thing*
@mikehawke2374
@mikehawke2374 Жыл бұрын
Rockstar and Bethesda still use this code optimisation approach.
@chessoc7799
@chessoc7799 Жыл бұрын
Ah the unplayable game makes sense now. I had a few power house games thankfully not that one. The music was probably the best bit lol.
@paul6925
@paul6925 Жыл бұрын
The spectrum version of Squig looks like the kind of games I was making (but not publishing) when I was about 12 years old 😂 I never did get the hang of assembly language either
@mortenpedersen6149
@mortenpedersen6149 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for another great episode. Great to see the thoroughness at the same time as it is humorous in your videos.
@MrNoobed
@MrNoobed Жыл бұрын
The original seems totally adequate for an 80s game lol.
@iamboody
@iamboody Жыл бұрын
How's Barcadia working out?
@SeeJayPlayGames
@SeeJayPlayGames Жыл бұрын
Where I'm from, there's a road called Creighton and it's pronounced by the locals as "CRAY-tən"... but I find it somewhat funny and a little appropriate that you pronounce his name "CREE-tən", which is the American way to pronounce "CREH-tin" (cretin).
@MuchWhittering
@MuchWhittering Жыл бұрын
Whenever people say ET or Superman 64 are the worst games ever, I always point them to Sqig or Hareraiser.
@blistlelo1700
@blistlelo1700 Жыл бұрын
I have heard that you are allowed to perform lighter work at 13 at limited amount of time and I think programming and art design don't require much heavy physical activities.
@jbird4478
@jbird4478 Жыл бұрын
Yes, to some extent, but there are all sorts of requirements and restrictions about that. I don't think "contracts" like these were ever legal. It seems more likely they were just off the books. Nobody's going to notice a few hundred dollars of 'other expenses'.
@GregBabineau
@GregBabineau Жыл бұрын
This was all new to me! Great presentation. I literally laughed out loud. Well played.
@hammersti3n
@hammersti3n Жыл бұрын
god i remember it on the c16 and yes i still have the tape with the bargain bin price on it form Boots for a whole 25p ..I should have got a pile of Finger of fudges instead
@jason_a_smith_gb
@jason_a_smith_gb Жыл бұрын
You’d only have got two. 9p.
@TakahashiRyosuke13137
@TakahashiRyosuke13137 Жыл бұрын
I'll give it a try for someone to help me find this game. I played it a lot as a ki but I forgot it's name. Possibly a DOS game or similar. I've searched for it for over a decade without luck. Only thing I remember is it was a top down game, and you were a character ( A knight I believe) who had a sword / pinch. The maps were full of enemies and every time you moved, the game moved and you went on killing the enemies/ pinching them. If not, the time froze until you moved again. PLEASE LET ME HELP FIND IT, SOMEONE MUST KNOW WHAT GAME IT IS
@viciousfish6145
@viciousfish6145 Жыл бұрын
I vaguely remember something like this, although you may be better off never finding it again, sometimes our memories are better than the game was.
@thegolfcartshop
@thegolfcartshop Жыл бұрын
its called bukkake knight adventure
@Mauvecube
@Mauvecube Жыл бұрын
I've just noticed that Nostalgia Nerd looks like Catweasel when he's annoyed.
@datadoggieein
@datadoggieein Жыл бұрын
I always thought the plot to Sqij was interesting. I always thought about expanding it into a comic or something.
@BurritoVampire
@BurritoVampire Жыл бұрын
The ZX Spectrum version was truly ahead of it's time. Now, all these companies do is ship games before they are finished.
@richbuilds_com
@richbuilds_com Жыл бұрын
I lost it, then I lost it again when his beak wandered off! :D
@PhilipStorry
@PhilipStorry Жыл бұрын
Having watched the entire video and understood how bad the game was... I am reminded how rock 'n' roll the eighties UK game market was. Tapes for a quid, hours of fun, in theory. In practice... good luck kid. 🤔
@CricketEngland
@CricketEngland Жыл бұрын
Personally I think he did it to piss off “Power House” after forcing him to do it…
@Tass...
@Tass... Жыл бұрын
The biggest challenge of any Spectrum game was loading it.
@phillbarnes8513
@phillbarnes8513 Жыл бұрын
Yes! 10 minutes of “SKREEEEEEE- bop!” Followed by watching Daley Thomson’s face, freeze mid load 😂
@wisteela
@wisteela Жыл бұрын
I'm mostly found them reliable.
@SnoFitzroy
@SnoFitzroy 4 ай бұрын
I kinda wanna try my hand at a remake of that giant slow white bird one
@Kinglink
@Kinglink Жыл бұрын
Hate you, I don't even think about you. (Glad to see history that isn't just a retread of everyone else's material. Keep up the good work. even if I really didn't even know this game existed)
@Colin_Ames
@Colin_Ames Жыл бұрын
Another fun video. I always enjoy this type of content.
@hardlyworgen71
@hardlyworgen71 Жыл бұрын
If only you could have made contact with these (by now) gentlemen. No on-camera appearance, just commentary.
@genblob
@genblob Жыл бұрын
Well that's utterly fucked. publishing companies taking advantage of kids to make a quick buck mostly explains the massive amounts of unplayable crap released on budget.
@Nimmo1492
@Nimmo1492 Жыл бұрын
Kids these days don't know they're born. Back in our day we had to write our own patches.
@agentmith
@agentmith Жыл бұрын
Sweet transition to the vendor shoutout at 5:29 right after saying it’s be best to shoot yourself in the head.
@dycedargselderbrother5353
@dycedargselderbrother5353 Жыл бұрын
6:40 This is a really early appearance of demoscene-style greetz text scrolling.
@bigdaddigaming
@bigdaddigaming Жыл бұрын
I recognize that femail voice, it's Octavius or should that be sarah as this is a nostalgia nerd video
@elmariachi5133
@elmariachi5133 Жыл бұрын
The backstory says it all. Live florished and grew too big for the ever limited resources to be enough. That's what always happened and will happen, nothing is missing there.
@Arturiens
@Arturiens Жыл бұрын
reminds me of the underwater part of the NES TMNT game
@colinwatt9387
@colinwatt9387 Жыл бұрын
The Laser Basic manual had green pages with black text, so you couldn't photocopy it. It didn't work, though.
@markenetube
@markenetube Жыл бұрын
There were many crap games released in the early days. I had a guy wth a van used to rent you a game for a week for £2. So I just coped the ones I liked. Many though, even resented renting for £2. The cover art on cassettes rarely showed game footage. I wonder how many wanted their money back for this? I programed a few games and used a machine code compiler. They would have sold in the early 80's, but this was 85 -87. Speccy games had gotten a lot better by then.
@casinowilhelm
@casinowilhelm Жыл бұрын
Is that the same Jason Kendall who ended up working at SCi in the mid 90s?
@Aeduo
@Aeduo Жыл бұрын
Man this whole thing is incredibly British, which isn't far off from American, but it has its own specific flavor.
@wanyman
@wanyman Жыл бұрын
Never got the opportunity to hate that game. I was busy hating games on the TI 99 4/A. Great video. Thanks!!
@gaeshows1938
@gaeshows1938 Жыл бұрын
He’d made hundreds of thousands if he published it in the early days of iOS/android
@shazib21
@shazib21 Жыл бұрын
Use of the word "gubbins", and a cameo by Octavius. Brilliant ❤
@chrismason-bailey7467
@chrismason-bailey7467 Жыл бұрын
I may be wrong but listening to the script I'm working on the assumption Octy wrote it, or at least parts of it. No bad thing if she did though! :)
@shia_labeouf
@shia_labeouf Жыл бұрын
Check the credits. It was written and edited by them.
@blunderingfool
@blunderingfool Жыл бұрын
@@shia_labeouf Only now, whilst drunk, have I realized what bothers me about this sentence... Them is a plural, not a singular, word. It's a very slight thing, really. Well, back to drinking.
@defs8073
@defs8073 Жыл бұрын
​@@shia_labeoufIt's says she wrote it
@ZipplyZane
@ZipplyZane Жыл бұрын
​​@@blunderingfoolIn this case, it is ambiguous, as it could mean that both of them wrote it. Personally, I think we need an equivalent for "y'all" but for they/them. The most I've come up with 'mall, short for "them all."
@wisteela
@wisteela Жыл бұрын
Great that you've covered this. I'd love to see your take on Hare Raiser.
@petersuvara
@petersuvara Жыл бұрын
Flappy bird, before it was flappy bird.
@sgtsquank
@sgtsquank Жыл бұрын
It's PILL POPPA. The magical world of PILL POPPA.
@cheaterman49
@cheaterman49 Жыл бұрын
2:33 I had to listen 3x to be sure you said "voice" and not something else hahaha
@MBUncle
@MBUncle Жыл бұрын
Did you attempt to contact any of those "kids" now? would have been fun to interview them
@safebox36
@safebox36 Жыл бұрын
An reminder that there are parts of the UK that Displate does not deliver to... Still annoys me, cause I've been trying for years now.
@kingslayer82
@kingslayer82 Жыл бұрын
still have my spectrum and commodore 16
@YadonTheCat
@YadonTheCat Жыл бұрын
Okay
@jaspal666
@jaspal666 Жыл бұрын
Please… find Jason and Jason!! This is content GOLD!!
@alexjohnston8889
@alexjohnston8889 Жыл бұрын
The worst game ever made was Green Baret on the Commodore 16, it's a miracle if you can play for more than 20 seconds with out getting game over. There are no redeeming features what so ever, it is stupidly hard and it wasn't programmed very well as your character is trapped inside thus sort of square, just yt it, you have to see it to believe it, I was one of the poor few who was heartbroken upon playing it having just spent my pocket money on said game.
@retro_reflections
@retro_reflections Жыл бұрын
Ah, CRL - a bunch of complete merchant bankers, if ever there was one.
@mattwolf7698
@mattwolf7698 Жыл бұрын
2:58 The original Trash Dove?
@NunofYerbizness
@NunofYerbizness Жыл бұрын
14:20 It'll be *1501 IF room=43* soon enough
@MrMargaretScratcher
@MrMargaretScratcher Жыл бұрын
I was intrigued by the "Includes Audio song" blurb, and luckily someone has uploaded it: kzbin.info/www/bejne/hZLLqaqrbdCVmpI
@Sizzlik
@Sizzlik Жыл бұрын
If..then goto...ouch..guilty..i was young and needed the money..
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