You Have to F**king Eat

[@exxistznce]

This guy's narrating makes this 169% even more funny

[@fambamnetwork4388]

Agreed

[@shadowcreeser5085]

Its a woman though…

[@enzoclark241]

Pardon did you say guy

[@erdyt1559]

Ikr

[@exxistznce]

@@shadowcreeser5085 it's a guy,pls tell us if ur a guy or a man were confused

[@bibleman3535]

When the "children from Africa are starving" trick doesn't work anymore:

[@laurabeane8862]

Reminds me of an old George Carlin routine: "There are children in Africa who would be more than happy to eat that food!" "Here. You can mail it to them."😝

[@kingkrool1619]

@@laurabeane8862 same with the homeless people who would be happy to eat this

[@laurabeane8862]

@@kingkrool1619 Lol. "Hey, Fred. Trade you." My plate out the window for the bag of rice and Spam😝

[@BenHopkins1000]

Used to be China, if A Christmas Story is any indication

[@ravenscarlettanis13]

What was the idea behind convincing kids to eat via "There's kids starving in Africa" anyway?

[@normantv_3202]

they way she just fucking went "you shitting me?" actually made me jump

[@basicallystupid7080]

LMAO SAME

[@inkfernado9114]

When they said “that’s bullsh-“ I laughed so hard

[@comigoiabapsg2488]

2:42

[@falklandswar2]

@@comigoiabapsg2488 yes ty you legend

[@Neo_743]

yo why f

[@mumofmany7589]

As a mother I can totally relate to every line. And the need for alcohol.

[@basicallystupid7080]

we support you

[@RubensReel]

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie. Until you mentioned alcohol 👁👄👁

[@ryyjhskesjnnfkf4093]

I like ur name mumofmany.

[@algdash]

Is everything okay in that house?

[@kaiju-maniacyt]

We wont eat

[@tncorgi92]

As a kid I had a thing about different foods on my plate touching or mixing with each other. Once my grandma said, "What's the difference? It all ends up in the same place anyway." To which I replied, "So I should just dump it all in the toilet?" Yeah. That didn't go over too well.

[@channelglenn]

You were a real smart ass but you are right

[@laurabeane8862]

There was always that one Cousin who separated Peas and Carrots 😃

[@tncorgi92]

@@channelglenn I still am, to some extent. It makes it hard to make friends.

[@t0asterbra1n]

MY GRANDMA SAYS THE SAME THING

[@cinnamoan8547]

The only comment I’ve ever seen to actually make me full ass laugh

[@annatheinnotz4901]

If you don't find this funny, then you have never raised kids.

[@Passw0rdYT]

I'm pretty sure most of us who do find this funny have never raised kids

[@Girl-j7q]

I think that 40% of the people watching this probably don’t have kids

[@void-tiktoktr4ncenew-409]

I don’t even have kids and this hits hard 🤣

[@Girl-j7q]

@@void-tiktoktr4ncenew-409 freddy what r u doing here

[@void-tiktoktr4ncenew-409]

@@Girl-j7q 😳 just watching the vids

[@TheIdioticXD_XP]

Imagine you go to school library and found this book.

[@CTYLNA]

…… I did…..

[@TheIdioticXD_XP]

well congratulations for find this book lol.

[@CTYLNA]

Jk lol

[@TheIdioticXD_XP]

i knew it was rare to find this book in school library!

[@spkzfaith9680]

I would probably piss myself of laughter and sneak it in my backpack

[@rizky28374]

"My whole diet's the shit you won't eat" LMAO IM DEAD 🤣😂

[@johnopalko5223]

I was never a fussy eater. Mom, Dad, and Grandma were all really good cooks and I enjoyed what they made. I also learned to cook at an early age and am pretty good at it. Dad, nickname Fuzzy, kept telling me that onions would put hair on my chest. Sixty years later, it still hasn't appeared.

[@memeyjotaro5502]

"Thats bullshit, stop lying and eat." Got me so off guard

[@crimson9748]

"Thats bullshit. Stop lying and eat." 📦😂 And also "You shitting me" LMAOOOOO 😂😂😂😂

[@laurabeane8862]

"The f*cking meal has been served." Period.

[@fredwhite5685]

i’m crying with laughter 😭😭😭

[@DeadAccount05]

This person’s videos always make me burst out in laughter!🤣

[@andreigas]

i think this is a guy ngl

[@DeadAccount05]

What

[@exxistznce]

It's a guy

[@chris2fer1977]

How do know you it's a women???

[@FeliciathaGOAT]

he a guy

[@mcdonnelldouglasMD-11]

I imagine Samuel L. Jackson narrating this

[@90210x]

The voice just makes it even funnier

[@CTYLNA]

IKR

[@crayzthegreat5623]

What's better about this video is that his voice is a calm British accent just to make everyone feel so calm

[@marilynalspachtoth5635]

I'm listening with resounding joy after all these years. My pickiest eater is about to be a father. Hallelujah.

[@CeilingCatMSM]

Imagine an alternate universe where swear words are kid friendly

[@LeonCBV]

2:47 my girl got some standards on food

[@thisisahumanlol8255]

I always dont understand the "other people are starving so finish your food" argument because its not like people link stomachs and those dying of hunger suddenly gets to eat when we eat.

[@supasnuser5863]

You don't waste food.

[@krystiankowalski7335]

@@supasnuser5863 Shouldn’t have made it then. Parents’ fault for cooking too much food. Mail it to the starving people or something.

[@Dragonsamuari]

@@krystiankowalski7335 it's not always about making too much food. You could make the perfect portion, but if that little shit refuses to eat, that's food being wasted.

[@krystiankowalski7335]

@@Dragonsamuari Yeah, well, I’m saying that if you presented me with 10kg of mashed potatoes and 2 whole chickens, I wouldn’t eat it all.

[@joyflavell7385]

I tried to box mine up to send it one night and I was serious. My parents had to explain it to me. Lol I overheard my dad say OMG she's going to be a liberal. My mom's reaction 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😊

[@LexieNeevel]

Samuel L Jackson needs to read this book

[@susanlapanus474]

This is hallarious

[@Antifrost]

I don't have a kid, but this is exactly how I felt when my puppy didn't eat from her bowl but was enamored with whatever garbage she found on our walks

[@someonewithinternetacess4316]

the way he said "You shitting me?" just made me laugh

[@yellowway1]

i swear they stopped even trying to make these books seem family friendly anymore lmao

[@tinkzomby8413]

Literally made for adult entertainment but go off 😂

[@joyflavell7385]

It's for the adults but when kids get older they'll love it and when they have kids of their own NEED it!!! A sense of humor is invaluable when raising kids. 🤣✌️

[@moomoo-bv3ig]

She said tough shit kitchens closed 😆😆😆

[@LucasN00b]

i have to watch my mom taking care of my 5 year old brother, and this is basically her life

[@youregenericjoeboibcyes]

i like the refrence of another book "Go The F**k To Sleep"

[@cangurona]

send this to your closest besties trust me

[@CasualLemmonJuice]

IT WAS A PREQUEL?! This is art

[@ilhamwafi8801]

" _platypus_ " But seriously, how do you stay monotone while reading these?

[@bringdislikesback8078]

Lamp

[@crepethekelkinnie9953]

platiepus

[@BunnaySango]

Adam mansbach should make his next book about "you have to sh*t in the potty"

[@echoecho3108]

This is what I tell myself a lot of times. I'm on chemo, and don't want to eat food that I know ordinarily tastes good, but now tastes like wet glue. Bleaaah!!!

[@xxyourlocalidiotxx]

The way the person is narrating it makes it 100% better

[@ThatCoolNerdSTUFF]

prequel to go the fuck to sleep

[@darkforestzombie218]

I like to think all these books are set in the same universe.

[@BlindMelonLord]

if you’re talking about the trilogy of books that this book is a part of, yes. Yes they are.

[@BOT_Maximus]

Even though I'm not a parent I still find this book hysterical

[@harrycornelius8386]

Oh my God, the traumatic memories this stirs🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 keep them coming sir👏👏👏

[@CanYouWalk]

this channel is a fucking gold mine

[@gamberz]

"You will go to fucking sleep." -TomFoolery

[@skywarr10r74]

This is so appropriate for what I'm dealing with, with my 6 year old grandson right now 😂

[@Cacanacavlogs]

Da berds twirk tokuity

[@mercenarator]

I returned reading f*cking books now❤

[@lordshotgun7168]

Definately reading my future kids these books.

[@mariefenner5030]

I jus read it to my 7 yr old. Prolly not appropriate but he hears way worse at school from...KIDS.

[@Smiley-mf9bc]

This can be healthful for people recovering from ed

[@morganirvine2327]

Im in tears from laughing so hard i was and still am to an extent a picky eater so this is me, i slept fine though that was my sister 🤣

[@PawPrinted0fficial]

Thank you I do need to f###ing eat

[@SodiumNuke]

I won’t regret reading this to my kids

[@livingdeadgirl1542]

I was told bread crust would give you curly hair. My father lied to me 🤣🤣

[@doltBmB]

I see the problem, sugary cereals, pancakes, fruits, dairy, carb overload. no wonder the kid won't eat. little one needs some fat.

[@moldyroachcool1234]

the proper way to teach children to eat their food

[@sirrathersplendid4825]

Must show it to my daughter. This book/vid was handcrafted for her. And she still won’t effin’ eat!

[@mikdan8813]

We gotta get Sam L. Jackson to read this.

[@DZTWoo]

This was recommended to me.. i feel so special

[@kavtoM]

me having several mental breakdowns while feeding my kids

[@cheeseandcrackers3816]

Your so underrated! This books are funny and chilling sometimes

[@craigm2484]

I got a big trim line going as I type and took my gloves offto write I LOVE TURSDAYS .

[@dillicopter2665]

I can’t believe they got Frieza to narrate this

[@Anzy.99]

My sister sometimes has some sensitivities and doesn't want to eat, and suddenly texture is her enemy. I haven't needed to use this video on her yet, but I keep it in my backpocket for over a year now for when things get to9 complicated. Also, she's not a child, she's 21 btw

[@notpolonium]

THIS IS A CHILDREN’S STORY 💀💀💀

[@Oddball5.0]

Holy crap this is the most realistic one yet.

[@laurajones5865]

Growing bolder by the day. Way to go.

[@BoredCapturer]

No I wouldn't want to eat 128 pancakes in one sitting either.

[@rusics1015]

I like how he acts like it’s a kids book

[@Driptanius8810]

this is a story that is finally a story for kids to read

[@IBuilder_YT]

AMMA STAL THES MEME *YOINKS THE MEME*

[@mikayadeseron]

Thanks Tom! My kid's loved it and they won't stop saying "Go to f---ing hell" to my neighbors!

[@chris2fer1977]

This story is so true. Another great one itom

[@Catapultdragondude]

This is literally my family scolding me to stop being a picky eater and eat seafood

[@just_a_frend]

You never fail to make me laugh 🤣😂 thnx for making my day :D

[@what8333]

Some parent just said I’m done and made this book

[@ungeorgianomas986]

ok

[@cornondanob6722]

ok

[@barbara-ef5gr]

ok

[@ungeorgianomas986]

ok

[@stinkybus]

ok

[@Cobblestone8_alt_account]

Watching this while eating lunch , what a god send

[@danieljackson654]

How wonderful this is.

[@Walter-wo5sz]

In a household full of boys there could be fist fights over the last meat ball.

[@corsomaximahu69]

This is legendary

[@skri1zzy]

bros voice makes this shit deadly

[@russianbot4418]

Age 4 - 20, won't eat to save her life. Age 30 and up, looks like she ate the younger version of herself whole.

[@Carcharodon]

I found my new favorite channel

[@HazzyHazeI]

anorexia rates drop to 0%

[@lifeisabreathingpoem6378]

I did actually use this book as a reminder in my early recovery days 😂

[@Dewddyy]

This is best read aloud ever!

[@M1ASR3V3NG3]

Me tryna get my ED friend to eat:

[@yuenmienyu]

the way the narrator says the title gets me everytime

[@waynegay8774]

I love the voice would love to meet the narrator it just thrills me to death.

[@heathermcdougall8023]

A lot of British women, have exactly this type of voice.

[@jpo1056]

Soooo good!

[@memegod6750]

You call it "not eating" I call it "pro gamer move"

[@toaster6296]

This is the book Samuel L Jackson read as a kid

[@perpetuallyconfused09]

“So why the fuck won’t you eat”

[@perpetuallyconfused09]

This shits gold (I mean the video)

[@cursorguy]

Damn they aren’t even trying to hide it this time lmao

[@Theliteralpurpleguy]

"you have to fucking eat" my boyfriend tells me that every day

[@hopefitzwater1613]

Little kids; don't wanna eat, don't wanna sleep xnd smhzve way too much energy. Everyone else; eats everything in sight, naps all day and has no energy.

[@paulherman5822]

So relatable! Exactly what my ex and I dealt with, with my youngest daughter.

[@DanDCool]

"If u eat water after food it's bad"

[@Vbd230]

If you would not have fed me how would I have eaten, taught 1st grede, get through the pregnancy, and still recognize that you can cook? 😂

[@ecohelephant1650]

What a nice bed time story

[@dedicatedmother3325]

I have two autistic boys and I'm sorry, these books by Adam are hilarious 🤣🤣. I know its inappropriate for kids but i definitely needed this laugh

[@DanDCool]

I'm jealous of your voice it's perfect 😩😂💯

[@rustite180]

nice 2:36 me when my son decides to touch dog poo

[@kax9100]

This is a banger wtf

[@normalperson8723]

HOW DO YOU SAY ALL THIS WITH A STRAIGHT FACE?????

[@BlindMelonLord]

probably takes a few times because he starts laughing. I know I would if I ever did this kind of thing. It would be so hard not to laugh reading books like this. Lol.