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[@StephenParlow]

In ancient Egyptian mythology, Anubis is totally chill. Dude literally gatekeeps the underworld, letting the chill dudes pass and letting the assholes have their hearts devoured by the crocodile/lion/hippo Ammut. Set/Seth is the true villain in Egyptian mythology, and even he was still revered as a god and given some positive attributes.

[@NihilistAlien]

Yeah, anubis was a conscientious guy doing his job

[@Cat10103]

Seth moment

[@ChrissieBear]

Set basically embodied the harsh desert surrounding the lush Nile. Something to be respected and feared. He was basically the Egyptian equivalent of a forest god: an unforgiving wilderness.

[@NihilistAlien]

@@ChrissieBear like a leshen?

[@biggsdarklighter0473]

@@NihilistAlien Anubis seems like the eqyptian Version of cerberus, when you put it like that. Or Cerberus being the greek Version of Anubis.

[@DaBoiIsDaBoi]

i love the fact that drew can pronounce schmetterling almost perfectly but absolutely butchers schengen

[@dai-nippon_digger]

Next thing you know he's going to absolutely ace "reißverschlussprinzip".

[@GreedyOrange]

@@dai-nippon_digger ohje,das will ich sehn

[@Austrialiaball]

So true es stimmt

[@notdoomguy1616]

Wait, really? I thought his pronunciation of Schengen was a joke. Like, it sounds like Shonen or Shinjin.

[@dai-nippon_digger]

@@notdoomguy1616 you're right. Although, he seems to say it differently every time so 🤷‍♂️

[@Chisszaru]

If a Swede ever calls you a brother or sister, you know you have succeeded in life. Getting called brother/sister by any Scandinavian is the one thing you will ever need in your life.

[@AlexG3Z]

Tjenare

[@EvillAnime]

Same for Finland, but weirdly it's in English. ''bröödi'' or ''brother''

[@Chisszaru]

@@AlexG3Z tjena

[@Chisszaru]

@@EvillAnime in Sweden, it's broder or bror, which means Sweden has two words for brother. We really have several, but those two are the most commonly used in Sweden. There's brosan too. Some do think Finland is a part of Scandinavia, but it's really the Nordic countries they think of in general, and not Scandinavia. I do know some Finish people has Swedish as their native language, but i personally haven't been to Finland, even though i want to visit.

[@SuperDunderofficial]

@@Chisszaru Tja

[@scottihdrblx]

the fact Drew completely missed the turkish candy joke is so funny

[@Juho.S.]

Wait there was a joke?

[@jokzplayz8691]

@@Juho.S. yes you didnt understand that, you are a kid

[@phunsies]

@@jokzplayz8691just bc he didnt understand it doesnt mean he's a kid-

[@blackdude4298]

@@jokzplayz8691worst take possible

[@RTFManuel]

please explain

[@Shashu_the_little_Voidling]

Average life expectancy of 25 doesn't mean everyone dies at 25, it means there was a lot of child mortality, but anyone who made it past adulthood was likely to get a lot older.

[@joundii3100]

Yeah people could easily live up to 60-70 provided they didn't live during a plague outbreak

[@pineapplelollipop1074]

Anyone who got past 5 and then got past childbirth if they were a woman

[@1224chrisng]

yeah, it's less like "everyone dies at 35" more like half the people dies at 5 and the other half 65

[@apokkalyps6]

@@1224chrisng 65 is the life expectancy in countries nowadays hahaha. In those times 40 was an advanced elederly age

[@vicenteabalosdominguez5257]

@@apokkalyps6 you didn't get it. If half the population dies at 5 and the other dies at 65, the the average life expectancy rounds up to 35. Also there has never been a time in history where being 40 was considered elderly.

[@nathangamble125]

For those wondering, Gandhi being a nuke-crazy maniac in the Civilization series is a reference to a glitch in Civilization 1. In Civilization 1, AI aggression is stored as an 8-bit number, and Gandhi's base aggression is only 1 (because he was a pacifist), but if events in the game make his aggression decrease to zero, it will underflow to 256, making him insanely aggressive.

[@Rousethegoat]

As an Indian he was bad irl too

[@AzoiatheCobra]

@@Rousethegoat how? Trully wanna know, i dont know the history from that side. Um curious

[@Rousethegoat]

@@AzoiatheCobra first off he was a lawyer first when the British took over india after sometime he started to"beg"the British and said to the people ahimsa is the beat way and was a sort of barrier in front of netaji(subhash chandra bose) And bro had 2 women carrying him and people accociate Gandhi with india you disrespect Gandhi you disrespect india there was a recent debate I will talk about it later Gandhi isn't the father of our nation he let bhagat singh and his friends die from British hands he did nothing the Indiana even out numbered the British by a huge huge amount but what hw did no just beg for independence rather than kill them and be the Victor yet people think he is the father of our nation of India which is wrong and even schools teach us that he is in reality there is no father of our nation and because of him neheru became the pm of India which led to many incidents like kashmir conflict and Indian poverty rate blowing up people were starving to death and Gandhi even forced the government to aid Pakistan many times after India broke apart which then Pakistan used against India and there was a debate a women posted about prime minister modi is our father of our nation which can be right because he deserves the title and those illiterate politicians said she disrespected India and she even said Gandhi was the old father of our nation and modi is the new people(politicians) we're furious because of here.

[@SIS3W3N]

Nuclear Gandhi comes from Civ 2.

[@odinatra]

It's actually a myth. Wikipedia has bunch of citations by game developers, why it couldn't happened.

[@sunnex474]

The fact drew didn't show the british villain one is unforgivable

[@quixotejoyrrah739]

I mean we all know it's james corden

[@snowyowl235]

The recurrent Gandhi jokes on Sid Meier's Civilization fandom is because legend says that on a early game a bug would cause his aggression level to go too high all of a sudden (basically it would go from 0 to ~255 because there was no negative numbers to lower more) so he would start nuking you.

[@1224chrisng]

apparently that was debunked a while ago, he just started nuking you for no reason

[@mekingtiger9095]

This was a bug in the forst Civilization or so. Waaaaay long ago. But it became so memorable that it is memed to this day.

[@Patrick462]

Drew: I have an irrational fear of bears Bears: Oh it's rational. It's very rational.

[@thebandit0256]

*Lives in California*

[@Patrick462]

@@thebandit0256 Starting in 2027, California has required all bears to be powered by electricity. Also certain bears will be paid $200,000 worth of salmon to buy their forgiveness for the bear rugs in the governor's office.

[@norwegianpatr]

0:00 This is basically what I say to people who want to move to Norway because of the snow like it’s fun for those who visit but living with snow for Potentially like eight months is a nightmare but if you’re not moving to the northern parts but just the southern parts then always a great place to move to.

[@EvillAnime]

same for Finland. I'm sure it's nice to come skiing for a week, but plowing the snow, walking in it and driving around on the ice with frozen windows...

[@Korixon.]

i want to move to a nordic country but i am fine with the snow has i already live in Wisconsin's which gets some snow. mainly right now its been snowing less and less which means less shoveling but outside looks terrible

[@shizzkix5341]

I live in Alta (in the north of Norway) and it is true that there is snow for like half the year

[@mlgsty8880]

I would say complete opposite. I much prefer longer winters. 4 months of winter for southwestern Finland is too little for my taste. Maybe one day I will move up north to have the half year winter I like.

[@norwegianpatr]

@@shizzkix5341 bro, I live there to And No, there is eight months of snow from October to May (and by the way, why did you write that comment at 1 am?)

[@A_Senitent_Ford_F150]

I just about fell asleep watching this with headphones and had a minor heart attack when he just said, "a"

[@ben.falvey]

Drew you are such a treasure and its always so fun to watch your videos, it'd be a shame if something were to happen to you anytime soon 😊

[@rabay1497]

The fact that the queen wrote it is scary

[@underloveryz2731]

Your highness, you- you are still alive? or are you writing this in heaven

[@ben.falvey]

@@underloveryz2731 the opposite 😏

[@Cripperfer]

this sounds like a threat

[@eliotoole4534]

Finally I am never granting any kind of immortality again!! Your soul is now forever mine!!

[@Attaxalotl]

Anubis was pretty chill, he was the "Okay, you have done X good things and X bad things so do we let you into the afterlife" guy. Hades is more of a bureaucrat trying to keep the underworld running than however he's portrayed nowadays. Loki is more of a walking inciting incident, or a "If I have to go do this then you're coming with me" for Thor than a villain except for that one time. If you want an actual annoying one, there's the Aztec god Tezcatlipoca, who's whole deal is that he does his best to make the sun (there have been several, he was the first) rage quit. A process he's consistently succeeded at for a while now.

[@NihilistAlien]

Hades was not even the God of death, he was the CEO, the real executive God of death was thanatos. And yeah anubis was a good boy doing his job

[@HOPEfullBoi01]

I don't know if the meme got it wrong for the sake of some sort of satirical irony but Ferrero Nutella is originally Italian, not United Stater; and Algida/Wall's Nogger is originally British, not Turkish. Also Nutella is very popular in Turkey as well. Btw no, that chocolate bar thingy labeled "Turkish delight" is the furthest thing from authentic Turkish delight and doesn't even exist at all in Turkey.

[@joundii3100]

I'm not even Turkish but when I saw that abomination I felt absolute disbelief and pain.

[@nickname_the_great]

@@joundii3100 I'm from Türkiye and Welcome to our world!

[@pageturner2958]

1:23 Okay, but now I want to see an alien movie where the aliens learned some language other than english but still landed in an English speaking country

[@finncullimore9823]

French

[@cynthialenz4962]

It'll be a funny movie if the aliens speak something like Lower German, Swiss German or some other language variant, that is quite off the standard language.

[@JoeWithTheHoesBiden]

@@cynthialenz4962 speak pig latin

[@AyaanGaming2211]

@@cynthialenz4962 moroccan arabic in china 😂

[@austrianball2429]

1:44 john xina jumpscare

[@theunholyburger9338]

3:34 Medieval peasants spent 150 days a year farming farming but they also had to work for their lord for no pay care for animals and had a lot of secondary jobs that also took up days.

[@dammitcarlos]

It hasn't even been 20 seconds into the video yet, and you already roasted us Floridians outta nowhere xD Your videos are incredibly entertaining :)

[@MrAutoBahn1933]

It's crazy that Drew's clone is working so efficiently that we can see no difference between him and the actual Drew (except the stache and beard)

[@Poland6969]

day 17 of asking drew to put the Poland flag in the background

[@IHAVENEWCHANNEL]

Hey

[@Lets631]

@@IHAVENEWCHANNEL Polska

[@deananimator1303]

Yes let poland rise!

[@Thedailydog603]

NEIN JAGER!

[@somthingiguess1752]

Cmon drew, we need it

[@lawden210]

5:49 Not the hero we needed but the hero we deserved

[@Tall-German-Boi]

Its a good day when drew uploads

[@Yipeekiyay14]

Agreed

[@El-Djazir-Blobfish]

@@Yipeekiyay14 I'm from France and yes, i am watching it

[@venkataramancv3110]

everyday is ?

[@Alkalus]

Guess every day's a good day.

[@RedoStoneCraft]

@@Alkalus *nearly

[@spitfire7482]

7:32 I don't think he understood

[@abdelmalekmetidji]

An ultimatum for the petitioners to stop petitions in the comments section or face a declaration of war in 15 days .

[@naadirabdolfc]

Petition for Drew to learn Polish for the sake of Polandball

[@itsbinc5119]

1:45 How does Drew know how to pronounce schmetterling but not Schengen 😂 😂

[@martenkahr3365]

3:40 The life expectancy was so low almost entirely because of infant mortality. People that didn't die to disease or starvation during childhood generally lived to be 50-60 even back then. The Romans also had certain cultural practices that made infant mortality even worse, which is why their was even lower than medieval life expectancy. For the "days off" of medieval peasants, keep in mind that you're actually getting paid for the vast majority of the work you do on your work days. "Labor tax", where peasants would have to do unpaid labor for their local landowning aristocrat was a common practice that didn't even start going away until the French Revolution and ultimately endured all the way into the late 19th century in some places (like Russia). For all their "mandatory holidays", most peasants couldn't actually afford to rest on those days: those were just days where the church forced the nobility to let the peasants to the work and chores at home necessary to keep themselves fed.

[@WhlteWolf9]

7:54 dang that audio clip is scary tho, so relatable.

[@HalalHistory]

Ikr 😟

[@dynmo_awesome1053]

6:15, A soviet citizen calling you comrade is soo good, they coundn't depict it

[@buglerplayz7497]

7:37 "Son, give me that candy" 👴🏻

[@Portugalisbased]

8:20 america was discovered by the dinosaurs

[@conthegamer]

America was discovered by the first sighs of life on earth

[@lawden210]

1:11 They don't just poke your brain, they disconnect a certain part of your brain from the rest of your brain

[@Prydwenisthebestship]

Drew always uploads both channels at the same time

[@omermohammedomer2166]

6:11 best and most underrated meme on this video

[@bear.2d]

no

[@francescoboselli6033]

1:28 even MCU villains are scared of that green bird...

[@lawden210]

0:53 Text: Alzheimer's Drew: Al-timers

[@catmoon95]

8:22 I would say it's like this: The natives were the first humans to set foot on the Americas. Leif Erikson was the first European to set foot on the Americas. Cristobal Columbus was the first European to document the Americas to Europe.

[@veryveryverysadcat]

Petition for drew to do an attic/basement/storeroom reveal

[@ravenouself4181]

I mean, Technically, Japan didn't do anything to China during WW2. Since that was a separate war, the "2nd Sino-Japanese War" to be exact. A war which started in 1937.

[@ihavespoken_shorts]

Seriously, eating while watching Drew Durnil is like heaven!

[@hero_raven_8193]

I like that the Australia plush in the background is upside down.

[@pillr3817]

When Drew misses the bear joke...thank god.

[@uchashvili4041]

8:44 if you are Russian, get drunk with the bear🍻

[@MrAutoBahn1933]

Vodka*

[@mariasirona1622]

7:22 as a finn, i'm suddenly worried (Finland will legit have a parliamentary election this spring)

[@mariasirona1622]

@TPGOL27 fixed. Happy now?

[@senorpepper3405]

@@mariasirona1622 No. No I'm not😔

[@mariasirona1622]

@@senorpepper3405 :(

[@joaquindubini3681]

6:23 Forgot the Scottish person calling you lad.

[@Fire157_]

As a Greek, Drew, i can tell you, Turkish delights are absolutely bussin'

[@greywolf7577]

Given how much the Greeks and Turkish people fight over islands and how annoyed the Greeks are that they don't have Constantinople, I'm surprised they'd allow Turkish Delights in their country.

[@kelpbit]

8:45 I was always told "Brown, lie down, Black, fight back, White, say goodnight"

[@b.k.5667]

7:33 as a European I'm kinda offended that Nutella is listed as an American sweet here

[@amonlarkin435]

fun fact schmetterling in its words would be translated to a "cute" version of the word smash, probably because in germany we would say: er schmettert mit den flügeln, which would mean "its smashing with its wings" (while flying). Greetings from germany

[@danger8898]

7:36 "ow wow turkey has good sweets" casually ignores n word joke

[@germanempire._maps]

Petition for Drew to put the flag of the German Empire in the background (Day 26)

[@Apeskybird]

Elyoh

[@nikosk.avramopoulos946]

yes the German empire is my favorite country!

[@johndoes7569]

Guess you wanna lose another war..... Heil...you mother******

[@joundii3100]

@@nikosk.avramopoulos946 You are cringe.

[@senorpepper3405]

Petition him for that one that came 20 years later....if you dare😏

[@Federalrepublicofsprout7263]

6:53 The Democratic Republic of Sprout approves this step in evolution.

[@TremendousTrash]

I finally found when drew uploads exactly

[@AlexG3Z]

As a swede, living vs visiting certainly is different, we currently got winter depression and soon we will burn up because we are not used to hot summers

[@ryujibackyeah4189]

0:09 what do you mean this place is totally fine

[@ChickenSando]

1:34 Actually, in the first Iron man movie the terrorists who kidnapped Tony spoke Hungarian in a scene. Which doesn't make any sense because it was set in the Middle-east...

[@francoise4678]

The Hungarians are everywhere ha ha

[@GNT_AES_MaRS]

4:23 you are a crazy person

[@eliotoole4534]

2:19 well there’s always New Jersey for the worst

[@Irnbru_addict]

4:30 No way is there an aerogavin on that list 💀💀💀

[@1_Creator]

Well it is

[@catonkybord7950]

5:15 What is this? The Texan version of Count Dracula? 🤣

[@vanrandall7918]

9:34 Hey thats me

[@pochiluis0570]

7:34 i think the joke was that the turkish sweets names sound similar to the n-word(there is one Turkish sweet in the meme that is offscreen that its literally called “negro”)

[@Iseonix]

1:35 yeah one of them should speak the hardest language in the world

[@aurexify]

Hungarian is not the hardest language in the world.

[@justabunny999]

Its considered one the hardest languages ever... so he isnt wrong.. its always in the top 3. Every masterclass for tongues grades hungarian max level.

[@aurexify]

@@justabunny999 He is wrong. He said that it is the "hardest" language in the world, which is not true.

[@manioqqqq]

Tbh Polish is hard. W Szczebrzeszynie chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie Try to read THAT

[@Leo-ok3uj]

Anubis just as Hades was very chill, unless you mess with his job, wich is completely understandable

[@maxwillian6967]

3:00 as an indian I can confirm it's true 💀

[@sethfrisbie3957]

If I heard correctly he was a pedophile. I just might be one of the few Americans to know. Well I also know that Indians don't only have curry but they also have tea which I will say the tea and curry are both good.

[@Vlad_Ibarr]

Can you explain why, I'm curious

[@giantWario]

3:00 That meme is so incredibly wrong, Indians absolutely love Gandhi. Twitter hates him. That's who should be right next to civilization players.

[@suedickson867]

How do you always come up with these amazing videos?! These videos are so good.

[@ChrissieBear]

3:42 That's not how life expectancy works, most people that survived childhood lived into old age. The expectancy is so low because child mortality was high.

[@dominichartzen683]

2:26 true

[@sammyboi2951]

"If they are picking random languages one of them should be speaking Hungarian" well Drew that right there is the best comment I've ever heard. I agree with every single word of it.

[@truesithempire9386]

I'm Indian .. Gandhi got some private stuff with his caretakers 😏.. and majority of Indians prefer more action- revolutionary heroes not some hungry guy too peaceful with Britian..

[@oxeyedaisy_]

2:12 Georgia: *sweating*

[@arcofspira]

Drew's been behaving himself and is being a model human trafficking victim, what reward should I give him this weekend?

[@JoeWithTheHoesBiden]

Let him give out his exact co-ordinate location to the FBI with the information that he's been trafficked.

[@sibalikdeysarkar4313]

That "a" at 5:45 made me fall over my toilet seat 💀💀

[@Theodor5]

DAY 21 of asking drew to put laser kiwi new zealand flag in The backround 🇳🇿

[@damndanielthesuctioncupdan]

new zealand bad australia good

[@Alexthedragon18]

9:15 Birds: Am I a joke to you

[@Maggi28]

Day 29 of asking Drew to hang the Mecklenburg-Vorpommern flag in the back ground

[@ЈеленаБорисевић-н7и]

6:40 that guy just roasted the entire US

[@samjr0173]

6:24 German calls you Führer new level unlocked

[@carlosandleon]

means leader/ guide. And I have been called that just leading the way lmao

[@carlosandleon]

@Timotay4 You have no umlaut in english. Führer just means leader. Führer is not an english word.

[@carlosandleon]

@Timotay4 how many letters does the English alphabet have?

[@carlosandleon]

@Timotay4 means there's no ü in there

[@samjr0173]

Just to clear things up Führer is a german word that was used between 1939 an 1940. A lot

[@ChrissieBear]

3:03 He's not, it's a myth that Ghandi was more nuke happy than other AI. The developers clarified this long ago.

[@kosjeyr]

Illinois: not the "best State" but still better than California and Alabama. (For 2:00 mark)

[@mastercrazyyyd7699]

I was born there, can confirm, Illinois is very cool

[@kosjeyr]

@@mastercrazyyyd7699 I was born in Aurora in 1990.

[@ap1jpanimations920]

I live in Illinois and it’s pretty good

[@mastercrazyyyd7699]

@@kosjeyr was born in Streeterville, Chicago in 2006

[@kosjeyr]

@@mastercrazyyyd7699 youngling

[@nathangamble125]

"is it really supposed to go through her eyeball? I don't think that's actually how they did it". Nope, that is *exactly* how lobotomies are done. Through the eye socket.

[@PrussianPoe]

Petition for Drew to put the Prussian flag in the background (Day 31)

[@gingerpuppy5716]

A month already

[@gingerpuppy5716]

I vote yes

[@PrussianPoe]

@@KlausSchwab45 which “r”?

[@kyokonightstorm5844]

On Civilization and Ghandi's Nuke Happy nature: This is actually a call back to a bug in the first game (possibly the second, but pretty sure it was the first) where Ghandi's aggression was set to 1 naturally. But when/if the player changed to the Democracy government, all other civilizations' aggression would be reduced by 2. Due to a coding bug, this changed Ghandi to a ridiculously high aggression (like, 999 or something like that) and yes, he would eventually begin nuking everything.

[@GreedyOrange]

waaaait a second, its 6 n the evening in germany when you posted this, did you do what you said you sometimes do at 0:33?

[@SiqueScarface]

9:10 Crocodiles became apex predators again. They were already before the rise of the dinosaurs.

[@dominichartzen683]

2:20 ohio is fine

[@darktacan9690]

0:26 "Honorable Mention: Bhutan" Well, if you believe that half of the planet doesn't even exist (including the United States, Russia, and China), you probally would be a whole lot happier.

[@killianobrien2007]

Also all the Buddhism

[@LBfootball2]

Being early to a Drew Durnil video: No views and 5 comments

[@ItsMeChair1]

3:15 seeing the old presidents of Nintendo and Nintendo of America being represented as Polish and Cuban made me be confused

[@braserl]

“You have a major in maths I have a minor in bed” -Gandhi

[@sstff6771]

😂😂lmao

[@Leo-ok3uj]

5:08 Nananana my dear Drew, that’s the Charro Negro

[@luc_Colism]

Cheese 🧀 [Day 8]

[@Polska-cant-run-from-nepal]

Chess day 7

[@Polska-cant-run-from-nepal]

Benelux drop cb plush? day 5 🇧🇪🇳🇱🇱🇺

[@luc_Colism]

@@Polska-cant-run-from-nepal ja

[@Polska-cant-run-from-nepal]

@@luc_Colism da

[@luc_Colism]

@@Polska-cant-run-from-nepal si

[@user-ow2cs7fb5l]

I love how the Australiaball is upside down

[@Lostouille]

Can t relate 3:33 laugh in french with my 50 day remaining of vacation still not used hahahaha.

[@gingergingey8271]

Anubis, Hades and Loki, are all chill, Loki is a HUGE ANNOYANCE at worst, Hades, when compared to his fellow Greek gods, is CHILL, a decent amount of his fellow Greek gods, and Anubis is just chill.

[@thompsoncawley203]

Just for reference. I work 50 hours a week, not including the 4 weeks of vacation I get a year… I only work 110 days a week in comparison to the medieval peasant.

[@intelchip_x86]

how exactly do you work 110 days in a week

[@thompsoncawley203]

@@intelchip_x86 🤦🏻‍♂️sorry I meant 110 days in a year.

[@yougoslavia]

5:44 Actually this was in September 2020.

[@maplesyrupguy8460]

The Waffle house has found it's new house

[@JessePigmen]

The waffle house has found it's new host

[@naynaychoy]

Aussie ball is upside-down.