YOU KEEP SENDING US WEAPONS!! - OFFLINETV UNBOXING

[@jmhera5635]

“That’s Korean” **plays nose flute** “And this is Filipino” That part cracked me up🤣

[@tracedapig3985]

bruh 😆

[@tracedapig3985]

i felt that

[@mrairduck3562]

@@tracedapig3985 lm

[@JoeProds]

same same looool

[@aprillynylanan3731]

Oh my

[@lunawake_9415]

"Michael's got the longest package" mykull: facts

[@louaytheking9989]

Michal*

[@luukfilippo8332]

@@louaytheking9989 yeah nah that's not right

[@AfcHarrington]

@@louaytheking9989 no

[@cooracx9208]

MMMMM TOASTY

[@isaacbae9383]

@@louaytheking9989 You missed the joke and do not know how to spell

[@justsidhant]

everyone else: gets origami, cute stuff, glasses , etc. TOAST AND MICHAEL: Weapons

[@dudewholikescheese7892]

Mykull got drugs

[@iexist3153]

Hey I would be happy

[@Gamersls]

It's the community they built 😂

[@Archer_The_Shiny_Hunter]

Dont forget scarras crinkle shorts

[@ixedb]

i mean who wouldn't want it

[@qmechkeys]

I like how everyone is talking and michael is just absolutely blasting the flute

[@foxnd733]

Us

[@maltalented]

as franku wishes

[@zymounrai5428]

NYEEESSS

[@xeniaseva7008]

Yeah. And it was from my country.

[@raza9tixx]

Suddenly gives you ninja vibe

[@mfsgames891]

I love how Toast is getting a love letter read to him while Michael is in the back destroying a plastic bag

[@kylemontalban4496]

@Jia Lan Li michael hates turtles

[@atlas6124]

@Jia Lan Li good turtles? no such thing unless you count his sla- workers in minecraft

[@clarachambers783]

@Jia Lan Li ...meanwhile eating snapping turtle jerky... Lmao

[@chai-tea7374]

@Jia Lan Li hes cutting the plastic to make smaller pieces that can get into the airway of more stupid turtles

[@HermitaGlock]

I had the same thought

[@kevintasdan1343]

Lily: "is this drugs?" Michael: "DRUGS!?"

[@abanana625]

You can see pure excitement and happiness in his face

[@bentley014gt7]

Me too

[@zalipop5396]

Tommy innit would be proud of Micheal for ordering drugs

[@TheGerd]

DRUGS

[@chrisramos4634]

@Kevin Tasdan damn u copied my comment and still got more likes than me:(

[@dextermorris7096]

Scarra: gets normal things “Oh a plushy!” Michael right after getting a spear: “It’s jerky made out of snapping turtle meat.”

[@zolazar6928]

I bet the turtle died with straw up its nose

[@rainbowmaan9145]

@@zolazar6928 Jezzus fuking crist your uhinged

[@electricheisenberg5723]

@@zolazar6928 no that makes the meat bad

[@OrphanDefenestratorODK]

@@electricheisenberg5723 No it makes it better -proceeds to throw more straws into the ocean-

[@lester696]

Everyone: *talks about the wooden spoons* Michael: *proceeds to reunite with his Filipino roots*

[@npcgio]

Filipino "flutes"

[@johndavidsanluis416]

Put tank in a mall

[@mehmehscom470]

Petition for Michael to speak Filipino swear words.

[@hiehman6970]

So... Micheal is filipino?

[@omxls]

@@hiehman6970 yes he is

[@chikidoodle2269]

Mihcheal : it’s like a psychopath wrapped this Everyone of Micheals fans :..........

[@jae3208]

The moment he said that, my mind went: “thats rich coming from you, Michael”

[@tortoise5083]

3:25 : a psychopath wrapped this 8:31 : 5 minutes later

[@wintergreen9949]

@@tortoise5083 8:41

[@archive3339]

Learn from the best

[@tortoise5083]

@@wintergreen9949 yea but it starts at 8:31

[@river14]

Michael sounds so excited when he heard the word “drugs”

[@gloriousmainacc]

He is a literral crackhead

[@kevinsam6721]

That's a crackhead for ya

[@notexactlydoomslayer3611]

Thats gotta be the best crack head ive ever seen...

[@techpriest7060]

Why wouldn't he

[@pumpkincat4594]

Me too

[@JackGamer193]

2:56 "Michael's got the longest package" "Wha...Facts" LMAO.

[@k-boi420]

Poki: *World's longest d¡|d0.*

[@eagermcbidoof5296]

The way Lily summoned Michael by saying "Are these drugs?" killed me😂

[@D1T3M4]

Broooo

[@dylanstephenson4088]

Lily: are these drugs? Michael:drugs!?!

[@yuyustarz1117]

D R U G S

[@2dtrash19]

The man knows what he likes

[@yeetanator2138]

Same here dude

[@HYOOGEE]

Lilly: are these drugs?! Michael: *T A R G E T A Q U I R E D*

[@kylerevans2114]

No its my prescription!!!!!!!

[@davidmezacoons4589]

@@kylerevans2114 they always make that excuse

[@wheatley7083]

@@davidmezacoons4589 wait a second THEY!?

[@wheatley7083]

@@davidmezacoons4589 does he have like little hobbit friends under the table?

[@stalecroissant2317]

@@wheatley7083 no he has no friends they are test subjects

[@barthoIomeow1]

poki: *reading fan letter* toast: *cringing* poki: and her twitter at the bottom! toast: •O•

[@dark3rthanshadows]

aka pluggers/clout hunters

[@scottwpilgrim]

@@dark3rthanshadows you know, props for her shooting her shot. Too many people in this world are too damn scared to make the first move.

[@inexia2577]

4:45

[@pietervanhaaften709]

And michael opening a speir in the background

[@prettyphobiamusic]

He doesn't look like he is cringing tho it feels like he's giddy or smth

[@konodioda-----------------4791]

"So how did you survive this apocalypse Offline TV?" "Well we had a shit ton of weapons and we just threw them at the dead, but later on we pick them up" "And also our friend Michael is a literal demon at this, all we had to do is to tell him that they are turtles in disguise"

[@kimhoatran3824]

A- bruh moment

[@HeatherStephens2003]

Lol

[@joshuachristensen9731]

nah, one of them scared lily, so he defended his queen (i know im cringe)

[@randompencil2761]

@@joshuachristensen9731 and they stole her crack

[@pforgottonsoul]

are we just going to pretend that michael isn't the source of the apocalypse in the first place?

[@sanjaysajan4780]

When Michael was ripping the package, I actually thought Harry Potter was finally gonna get his broomstick

[@GUNUFofficial]

That spear is the broomstick.

[@swarmling4017]

Its the Crack head brand Broomstick in fact.

[@segevweitz2517]

Lol you deserve more likes

[@kellyninamiranda9222]

Same

[@jahnavin5561]

UNDERRATED!!!!!!!!!!!

[@masonclark2737]

Scarra - “Michael got the longest package" Michael - “facts”

[@Jo2h_]

Yes, I 100% agree with you Mr Clark

[@lostdumpling862]

I thought it said “longest package”

[@crsereda]

Can confirm. We gave Michael the biggest package of all the lands.

[@inaki7233]

Mason Clark someone care to comment the minute of this scene?

[@igo___]

haha

[@hellobye5531]

I love how Toast isn't even trying to hide that he's reading Raycon's script XD

[@lilianamochi8504]

Shhhhh we don’t know.

[@greatsoup7540]

@@lilianamochi8504 hmmm? What don’t we know I’m absolutely confused

[@ikeilledaguy4349]

What script?

[@raychances6251]

Yeah, what script

[@milky9602]

Uh yeah... what script?

[@buddycatdudeguy7169]

Imagine you try to rob this place, then find out that they're all armed to to teeth, and Michael is just a tazer god outfitted with an electric cannon armed mech.

[@roguethetiefling2585]

Michael's new video: A NEW TEST SUBJECT

[@yarrow5621]

The way Toast puts in his RayCons is everything-

[@ayyyaan6736]

This comment made me actually watch the sponsored section, they should put a comment like this on every video

[@ravencastillo0079]

dude his smile was everything 🤣

[@Gomitasd]

lol

[@mattisouth9924]

Sassy toast

[@voidterminal7004]

Toast: puts in raycons in his ears The camera man: “Now smile for the camera Toast: Awkward smile*

[@barackobama8708]

I just love how toast isn’t even trying to hide the fact that he’s reading from a script during the promo

[@seansterling325]

Lol

[@leteric]

True

[@Zhilked]

@@seansterling325 They have said the exact same words in another raycon on promotion in another video. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@Zhilked]

They have said the exact same words in another raycon on promotion in another video. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@bobafett6828]

No his cat was just playing with his feet \___/ |:

[@firetiger1315]

Lily: "Are these drugs?" Michael: "That's just my prescription"

[@ВојаПараноја]

Yup, we do, in fact have ears

[@LordScrungl]

I wouldn't be surprised if it was crack

[@Blue-ex9sm]

Just overdose and maybe it counts as drugs

[@AlphaSierra002]

Bandit: "What did she just said?"

[@edmundofelix7515]

@@AlphaSierra002 OMG I THOUGHT THE SAME THING XD

[@iamjags8592]

I’d hug Scarra tbh. He’s such a kindhearted man

[@lidoljimin]

Lily: "That's Korean"' Michael: "And this is Filipino" *nose flute noise*

[@woooshbaiter1903]

😐

[@BrokenTreeBranch458]

😅😅😅😅😅🇵🇭

[@tanksear]

As a Filipino, you have no idea how accurate the energy of this comment is to the culture.

[@0_-]

It also said *Poki Flute* lol

[@maltalented]

praise franku

[@Anonymous-fj4wj]

It’s great how toast doesn’t even try to hide that he’s reading a script for the sponsor

[@annstars4208]

And he is very funny during doing that

[@crimsonfx166]

I’ve seen podcasts where they just show the paper in hand

[@Anonymous-fj4wj]

@@crimsonfx166 oof, they don’t even care at that point

[@Mollyjm14]

IKR

[@JacobZ14]

Ok

[@sushitime5052]

Imagine robbing this house, then all these people just carry out swords and Micheal just has 100 tazers

[@marzipanquiche2316]

Lunchtime comes back but this time OfflineTv is prepared

[@dxpo9655]

Lol

[@PenumbraDev]

Imagine robbing the house while Michael was playing the nose flute and Toast was wearing nipple covers. They'd charge you too Michaels tribal battle tune.

[@ephraim_sp]

**S I T I N M Y C H A I R**

[@katie-mw]

I think the most threatening thing is the nut button and temmie with her bowtie

[@griffinspence5420]

I love how everyone gets normal heartfelt things and then there’s Michael getting animal food/remains, weapons and other interesting things

[@dinovamaster858]

Lily: Are these Drugs?!? Micheal: *D R U G S!*

[@braeden5361]

CRACK HEAD

[@smolcheetah4972]

2:58 if anyone is wondering

[@dinovamaster858]

How did I get so many likes?!

[@e4m3z]

everyone: yeah plushies! Michael: dangerously opens his spear

[@triggeredbeetle5370]

remember me when this gets REALLY big

[@zochu19]

Hey im the second comment

[@dogedoge8269]

I’m scared Michael gets progressively better at the nose flute so easily

[@alexitrinune]

Ikr

[@tterminitte]

Well, its his native instrument

[@kashnatasingh8883]

It's Frank's influence.

[@invader1036]

@@kashnatasingh8883 he so close to having all of franks instruments

[@felixstenson1654]

It's from all the practice he's had inhaling drugs

[@karelpgbr]

8:43, is insane, I like Michael's complete disregard to safety

[@TristanJadex]

Lily is literally so vibrant here. You can see the growth she's had on her own as well as alongside Michael.

[@shaneliralaliag5065]

like she's comfortable opening packages and she isn't that awkward anymoreee :3 so prouuud

[@abcnews388]

Simp

[@devara2055]

@@abcnews388 stfu

[@rapperwit1p639]

@@abcnews388 based

[@glum006]

@@abcnews388 stfu

[@em.8456]

Lily: That's korean Michael: and this is filipino **starts playing the flute**

[@yourlocalsussinicle9932]

I'm a Filipino and laughed 😭😭

[@littledeathmark8991]

@@yourlocalsussinicle9932 Ify beh

[@fmayolagabriellemarit.1768]

@@yourlocalsussinicle9932 sameee

[@morpheus5162]

I cried while laughing HAHAHAHA My Filipino heart HAHAHAHA

[@nielsoncallejo8845]

*puts hand on chest while flag starts flailing*

[@elynwonnn]

"every invader that comes to our house, they won't be living" -Scarra 2020

[@poikoi1530]

Lunchtime aint coming back any soon

[@anastasia4025]

12:38

[@steveee1750]

LMAO i was going to comment the same thing

[@keshi3887]

Don’t mess with the “Don”.

[@its_dooopy6067]

I think that belongs to hacksmith

[@johnthebobert8104]

I like how at 12:54 they actually use the proper way to hand a hatchet to someone over an object

[@01TacocaT10]

He just held his hand out. I didnt see anything special about how he handed it over

[@barryallen2240]

@@01TacocaT10 handle first

[@vasileiostselios4421]

I love how lily's objective in unboxings is to make sure that michael doesn't harm himself

[@renzu1086]

Great girlfriend indeed

[@mason_aw]

Yo what the fuck nice eye

[@BenThomson887]

Himself... and others

[@sintorcolalpha17]

That is one way to put it which they are a good couple

[@Cymp_]

Should michael suppose to be protecting lily

[@dragonare715]

Everyone: * Opening opening packages * Mykull: *N O S E F L U T E*

[@kirsten-alysamervyn5021]

My- who? 💀

[@Shiver197]

@@kirsten-alysamervyn5021 mykkuno,

[@chain_7717]

@@Shiver197 lol

[@leylao_o]

MYKULL LMFAOOOOOOOOOBFSCHBXVXBTG

[@Francinator]

@@Shiver197 mysguisedtoast

[@incog0956]

Poki and Lilly: oh look at these cute paintings we got Michael: I am the blade

[@leshou9230]

@@rajendradamarsetiyawan3350 no lol

[@loganchase4371]

While you studied art, I studied the blade.

[@incog0956]

@@rajendradamarsetiyawan3350 nah, I only ever watched his speedruns

[@python.programmer5567]

He looked like zoro from one peice

[@georgiepentch]

12:12 Toast: this warning says "cancer and reproductive harm" Poki: they got us cancer and reproductive harm? LMAO

[@ariarijamjam9122]

Scarra: "It looks like an axe" Scarra: "It feels like an axe" Scarra: "It looks and feels like and axe" Scarra: "IT'S AN AXE"

[@yoisakii-je6te]

I hit that part of the vid while reading this lmao

[@kiidkif2009]

Y did this not blow up

[@ariarijamjam9122]

@@yoisakii-je6te lmaooo

[@ariarijamjam9122]

@@kiidkif2009 idk just hasn't yet

[@Zolia]

12:48

[@aldistore8001]

Michael is literally the “ it’s not just a phase, mom” and the band kid combined

[@owenwillfindyou334]

As a band kid and a 14 year old I can back this.

[@ohnobro4276]

can confirm, i was omen's mom

[@seanagyekum4078]

I have no right to confirm but I do

[@nodarheart9134]

Random thug: breaks into this house. Later... Detective: twenty eight stab wounds!?.

[@rocksandwiches]

*99 PERCENT LEVEL OF STRESS*

[@ginger6300]

Detective in training: but the autopsy shows that they died by electrocution almost as if there was so many tasers in him the wounds didn’t even kill him

[@dopami_na]

@@ginger6300 Tasers you say? *browses alibi's* I think I know who the cuplrit is

[@ginger6300]

Toasty yes almost as if the main suspect has filmed himself tazzing people for years now how sadistic

[@conallross1694]

TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS

[@strontium_slider]

Everyone saying thank you while Poki is happy-dancing, Michael is inspecting his axe and Toast is looking severely concerned

[@MemerMan9000]

Lily: "are these drugs?" Micheal: *D r u g s ?* Turns out its perscription ones Havent seen cvs deliver any stuff so makes sense.

[@syphusstinks9850]

Well sorry for. Not getting drugs

[@ethang_80]

michel is addicted...

[@ines.miklav]

it’s probablly creakhead potion

[@goodguycarl]

Hope he's okay.

[@D94Teddey]

2:59 i had to watch it like 15 times already and im still laughing at it... i need help

[@brandonalmarez6241]

Lily: are these drugs Michael: alow me to introduce myself

[@searchtiangcat957]

wls

[@optixcs4713]

lily: Are these drugs!? Michael: 𝔻 ℝ 𝕌 𝔾 𝕊

[@cheesevelvet6358]

𝔸ℍ 𝕐𝔼𝕊, 𝔻 ℝ 𝕌 𝔾 𝕊

[@betkaelliott1094]

2:58

[@cloud6148]

I get to be da 600th like

[@ST4LE33]

Durags

[@Raidxn_0]

Poki: *nUt*

[@isaacfox1874]

I think everyone wants to give scara a big ol bear hug

[@silvergraphz8458]

Burglar: "I'm gonna break into this house and steal whatever is inside" OTV: "So... You have chosen death"

[@boopjackrex7598]

....by dismemberment

[@ensong6513]

Tell me how the lunch club got out alive?

[@aiklintok8046]

Imagine what defences Michael can make lmfaoooo

[@Jon-yz3ho]

Rip burglar

[@mootwo_]

@@ensong6513 they were super sneaky, OTV didn't notice they even entered the house

[@dabbinmcmemes4809]

Lily: “are these drugs” Micheal: “DrUgS?!”

[@Plasma476]

*D R U G S?!*

[@bagelbite99]

*D* *R* *U* *G* *S* *?*

[@josemontes715]

Micheal? XD

[@leafthegif8425]

D R U G S!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@tfrom789]

D R U G S?!?!

[@electricshox8867]

Scarra: Michael got the longest package Michael: Facts.

[@dr.animegirlseksgivermd.9659]

thats where his extra height went to

[@brandonzhang760]

2:56 "michael got the longest package" *facts*

[@thenamesreaper1587]

Michael: “ And this is filipino *NoSe FlUtE nOiSes* ” Me, A Filipino: *music to my ears*

[@JCD-uf8py]

Yeah same I'm also a filipino

[@cervantes5811]

Timestamp?

[@wenxz4541]

Me: *THE SOUND OF MY PEOPLE*

[@jerryedwin6790]

@@cervantes5811 watch the whole video gawd damn and stop skipping it. lol

[@kai-fc1ny]

Lmaaoo

[@blank_m3rk]

*robber breaks in* Michael: “don’t mind me” 8:42

[@dark789]

LOL

[@canadianorange9676]

He looks like he would fight zoro

[@ABnC124]

It’s hilarious how they’re having an intimate conversation and Michael is playing his nose flute

[@anonymoususer3477]

Michael is just vibin on his own

[@rubencarmun]

He is soo quirky

[@ABnC124]

Why TF 600 likes for a nose flute comment

[@jamesjenkins6271]

Everyone's like 3 or 4 boxes in, playin with their gifts and Micheal is in the back just sayin "oh cool, that's nice, great" only one layer into his packaging 😂🤣😂 its absolutely perfect

[@BLITZEDWINGS]

I love how when Michael is opening the spear he just doesn’t even give a shit about his safety while lily and toast are worried that he’s gonna stab himself

[@theguythatexists2719]

Micheal after lily says “drugs?”: allow me to introduce myself

[@Loook300]

to be fair it was drugs, and it was for Michael

[@ryanreusink6051]

So true😂😂😂😂😂

[@yifart9284]

Lily: drugs? Michal: YES MY CANDY

[@JNouveau]

Mr. white?

[@smekles1194]

Lily: "are these drugs?!?!?" Michael: "DRUGS?!?!?!?!"

[@boricpinoyplayz9550]

Oh hey perfect timing i just saw this comment and the videi just came out with those words

[@boricpinoyplayz9550]

@Koallon TV who?

[@YumeBasil]

4:21 I love how the sneeze is just cut early lol

[@whiskey3483]

"Are these drugs?!?" Michael: *is for me?*

[@njts6862]

I mean he has crack got to get a diversity in drugs so you don't get addicted on one drug

[@damnit8605]

I kinda want some

[@creativeicon5628]

@@damnit8605 👀

[@njts6862]

@@damnit8605 can I have some too plssss

[@val3335]

Lilly: are these drugs Michael: DRUGS ohh i love his personality

[@brunorodrigues3053]

Crackhead as always

[@aji_jacobson]

And then it turns out that they actually were his drugs that weren't supposed to be in the PO box pile. XD

[@oidjkowfwadfw2016]

@@aji_jacobson fuck, that comment was cringe

[@einarblood-axe9328]

Ooooo

[@Not_ur_anon]

I literally choked when he said that

[@Afroslught]

Poki reading a sweet message for Toast while he's cringing with Michael tearing up the packaging for the spear in the background like a goblin on crack is a vibe

[@drobinson7366]

15:39 : Oh my god, MARIO!!!! Michael: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGggggggggggg

[@lilac3816]

5:41 "and her twitter at the bottom!!" *ooooooh* *Toast takes phone and does whatever he does*

[@JasminMiettunen]

*looks up her twitter to see if she's hot*

[@almondmilk1500]

5:09 Poki: (reading the kind letter) Michael out of frame: (about to stab himself unpacking a spear)

[@azazel8331]

Sykkuno:he's gonna stab himself

[@rajivsodhi5]

@@azazel8331 Oh Jesus!

[@ellatoes]

@@rajivsodhi5 “You guys actually killed him!”

[@FBI-Agent.]

@@ellatoes omg

[@slayergaming5616]

He was summoned by lily a bit before from drugs😂 Edit: here’s the time stamp 2:58

[@consoleking9670]

This channel is a perfect storm of wholesomeness, sex jokes, and swords that will never be replicated

[@davidnoel1665]

What

[@eminenception]

@@davidnoel1665 you heard the man

[@seineevee]

This is perfect.

[@sunsetskye483]

accurate

[@TheJhanssen]

It works bc they're are all wholesome and good friends. But have different fanbases.

[@Thisisaline-]

I love the multiple scenes of something wholesome/cute happening but Michael is causing absolute chaos in the background

[@Mnrr6131]

Lily: Are these Drugs? Michael: *instantly stops* D R U G S ? Michael again: oh that might just be my perscription

[@knowledge_leaf]

So yes drugs

[@bagelbite99]

He sounded so disappointed when they were his prescription

[@moviestalker2134]

3:00

[@Mnrr6131]

3:01 Michael says drugs

[@switchedup5834]

His prescription of crack cocaine :D

[@dinofrog926]

Scarra: ”It feels like it’s an axe.” ”It looks like it’s an axe.” ”It looks and feels like an axe.” *”IT’S AN AXE! 😱”*

[@yimkumerjamz1225]

casually hands it to michael.

[@golzaye3393]

@@yimkumerjamz1225 He seems like the type of guy who'd be experienced with it

[@abanana625]

It’s a hatchet

[@-will-1615]

@@abanana625 nobody likes you

[@musicalsounds1794]

@@abanana625 don't worry I like you

[@pepsimanbooster]

"it feels like its an axe" "it looks like its an axe" *_"IS AN AXE"_*

[@josiahcortes8516]

Hmm yes the floor is made out floor

[@nao5812]

no way never would have thought

[@sirducky9364]

does it taste like it tho?

[@nao5812]

@@sirducky9364 idk why don’t u try

[@HermitaGlock]

Well I'm reading the comments I came across this as soon as that clip played

[@arisako5625]

The fact that the editor put in Magikarp Festival during the lightsaber fight at 4:24 is hilarious. It's the ultimate action-video-game-pop-culture-rave-fight-scene song

[@rjoe3309]

"Michael got the longest package" "...FAAActs" Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well

[@cheif1216]

Timestamp?

[@alcornoquealvarez8717]

@@cheif1216 2:58

[@afellowmanofculture8721]

Hey mind if i join in the conversation

[@crilledgheese2077]

@@afellowmanofculture8721 no

[@afellowmanofculture8721]

@@crilledgheese2077 oh ok ill leave

[@makeitmayhem2533]

I'm convinced Micheal is just immortal

[@hirodavidson1454]

i mean my man he was ok with a broken window during a hurricane and didnt even say anything about the window

[@Solarian9473]

@@hirodavidson1454 don't forget all the stuff he does in his videos

[@josemontes715]

*Michael

[@bunniemeowmeow]

Hope you guys enjoy the art & the KitKat !! Sorry Poki i didn't get to send you your art :( will send u guys more goodies soon

[@IHATESIGMACLIPS]

You absolute legend. Though sorry a ehile bunch of 12 year old simps will show up ti your door

[@jmagz03]

@Edward BigSpicy That's a W😂

[@xuanya3454]

You are amazing. Periodt.

[@atlas9468]

I love how there’s moments throughout otv videos where Michael scares everyone on otv even toast scarra and poki

[@velvet1834]

Poki: * reads the letter romantically to Toast * Michael: *_don't mind me. I'm just unpacking this shitty wrapped up spear._*

[@PolarPsyche]

@Quinn Tauber no u

[@idontknow-kr6rk]

@Quinn Tauber do you evan know what a simp is

[@lazypotato3707]

@Quinn Tauber Look up what simp means smh

[@BrokenTreeBranch458]

11 year olds replying simp on every fking comment smh

[@honkinggoose172]

@@BrokenTreeBranch458 smp

[@LancerDeCrocs]

Poki : *reading Toast's love letter* Toast : *trying not to blush* Mykull: *yeeting the fcking spear packaging*

[@neoneli-8917]

14:57 they really put brodin next to Michael, I can’t 😭

[@kiefmacaw6470]

How tall is Brodin?

[@senseicheems3270]

@@kiefmacaw6470 i wonder maybe 6'3

[@headphone_]

@@kiefmacaw6470 very

[@kybx4337]

Toast is like 5’7 so I’d say brodin is like 6ft

[@dolofonosesostrefis]

He's just so fuckin tall

[@cadencia762]

lily unboxing the most wholesome gifts while michael just struggles over some wrapping paper i cant breathe lmFAO

[@Daigrock]

to whoever the editor is big respect for making this more entertaining and funny it was 💯👌

[@emmanuelpruitt7375]

N

[@threepac5105]

Whoever edited this vid understands comedic timing

[@EP1CMONKEY]

the editor is in the description

[@eebomcgeebo2421]

He also streams on twitch at DunoisKR! He streams edits and sometimes genshin. I would recommend the stream where he edited the roast beef bit in this video

[@alxxsv]

It’s so funny how comments as unoriginal like this are the top comments. I’m not complaining tho

[@delaneycaroline8266]

Scarra: “Mykulls got the longest package” Mykull: *long pause to understand the joke* “FACTS!” most underrated joke of the video

[@YourBoyTrue]

Michael: *Shoves bladed end of spear into him to pull off the packaging.*

[@__SunFlow__]

That's Michael for you

[@brsky4224]

When even death is afraid of you

[@mart3058]

He's immortal

[@thediamondboy7213]

Micheal: *just casually playing the flute* Everyone else: *talking about buttplugs and measuring spoons*

[@Serryy]

Nothing like calming Pokemon music in the background while watching a suicidal cat, Edward Knifehands and a furry opening their mail.

[@kaevom]

whats the song called?

[@darrenweng3712]

@@kaevom Rustboro City and Littleroot Town ORAS?

[@darrenweng3712]

@@kaevom Also Fortree City

[@heisenberg9306]

Also the halo music from 2-3 and reach I think

[@darrenweng3712]

@@kaevom And many other ones which I'm too lazy to name. Just listen to the ORAS soundtrack

[@golam9589]

fans: send homemade cool stuff, paintings, shirts, cards, and other stuff OTV: *nUt*

[@parah7268]

417 no replies wth

[@rhodesianratman1364]

@@parah7268 just fuckin ruined that didnt you?

[@whyareless]

@@rhodesianratman1364 Ironic

[@strigiformes5434]

@@whyareless Ironic

[@linarogers9808]

@@strigiformes5434 ironic

[@ryana391]

Lily: ‘That’s sick, guys look at this painting!’ Michael: *doesn’t look* Also Michael: ‘Oooooo wow!’

[@outside8312]

Get you a man who's as blindly supportive as Michael 😍

[@animespaghetti6390]

My parents when i five year old me tried to show them something

[@Love_Lvna]

@@animespaghetti6390 never seen the perfect comment

[@Nyrvena]

The way Lilly summons Michael from anywhere "Are these drugs?"

[@stillnotvalid8841]

Scarra: This is... Pokimane: A BUT PLUG

[@whatdoyoumeankillsforupto4703]

Time stamp?

[@patriciabaylon1610]

@@whatdoyoumeankillsforupto4703 10:41 :))

[@TempestSVN]

Note to self: don’t try to rob the OfflineTV house.

[@zafreak5620]

I knew that since Michael got in the group

[@Witzke231]

Well what exactly would you steal? The last I checked, taking Sykkuno is considered kidnapping.

[@f0x1ro1]

@@Witzke231 nah, its the same as stealing sweets from the store.

[@standm1]

You dont want Michael to come up with taser dog and do surgery with the surgery robot

[@Kenny1one_2]

Michael will hit you over the head then use u as an experiment for his taserzzz

[@alsoalpha9162]

Poki and Lily: Omg this is so cuutee Michael: *stab stab stab stab*

[@GHLukinator]

Scarra: "Micheal's got the longest package." Micheal: "Facts."

[@rafipuff]

Lily thank you for using my saw con joke at the end

[@jamesnoro7898]

It was lame

[@peanutbutterpuppies2756]

@@jamesnoro7898 Why would you -?

[@watermalan7407]

@@jamesnoro7898 it was great

[@jamflavoredsock1788]

Nic

[@varrel7511]

Nice'nt

[@Kirbo710]

Josephine: writes a really nice letter Michael: **various stabs**

[@xxspaced_outxx8857]

XD

[@block_channel_3]

*she should’ve gave him the crack*

[@anirudhvattem9934]

15:02 I can NOT get over how tiny everyone excpet for Brodin is

[@gloriamichel5775]

He's standing on sth right?

[@user-ph7kq2lp4v]

@@gloriamichel5775 nah, he's just that tall. From what I've heard, he's like 6'3 or sth.

[@jdwoods5790]

@@user-ph7kq2lp4v 6 foot 6 he is

[@kingkereti7709]

so scara is like 6’2 - 6’3?

[@mrmr_zoomie]

Oh wait so they’re just short?

[@wongcayven9893]

11:23 The Poki flute made me laugh so hard lol

[@Dr.Kiwi934]

Why does micheal look like a 14 year old kid showing his mom his new stick and poki look like his disappointed mom. 8:41

[@mikeoxlong5578]

there's a Michael short joke to be made there im not gonna because I don't want to get tased and/or stabbed

[@shellzyt8650]

Bro lily pulls out a bottle of pills and says “is this drugs!” And Michael sits up and says “DRUGS!”

[@sliceofeverything4696]

Nooooooo really?

[@stevenmelfi3293]

U sure?

[@shellzyt8650]

@@stevenmelfi3293 idk

[@starcity751]

Yes, that is what happened.

[@MrWendiloohoo]

I dont think that's what happened?

[@jaco4229]

Lily: Reading Michael: AGGRESIVE NOSE FLUTE NOISES

[@searchtiangcat957]

wls

[@poorpeople119]

“Michael’s got the longest package.” Michael: Facts

[@sweatysweak]

bruh, I'm gonna send the fully printed fedmaster's document

[@KennyThaSharp]

@@sweatysweak if you do, you are the ultimate madlad

[@rgferns1091]

@@sweatysweak thats gonna be lit but it will probably be cut out

[@qujau318]

@@sweatysweak I will salute u

[@nyson07]

@@sweatysweak do it I will support u

[@irissupercoolsy]

Poki reading the wholesome letter and Micheal just in the background murdering a package has me dead 🤣🤣