You'll NEVER Guess These Hilarious ENGRISH Translations... (ft. akidearest & CDawgVA))

English is a hard language to learn for the Japanese... and this cringey Engrish quiz will prove it.
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[@saldan3985]

Joey : Being a Joey Aki : Being a sweet Girl Connor : *Awkward silence questioning his own existence*

[@azreal4633]

it doesnt look like he wants to be there aye

[@ChawkyVirus]

How do you *be* a Joey ?

[@wrentheelf2656]

@@ChawkyVirus You just do. It's a skill you're born with. Either you're a Joey or you're not.

[@azreal4633]

@@wrentheelf2656 a joey is a baby / young kangaroo

[@jdr7028]

I feel sorry for him u_u

[@CDawgVA]

I SWEAR IM NOT AWKWARD 😂💕 I just didn't have much to add 😭

[@princesspeasant4536]

We get it, your brain was just also stuck on Engrish mode.

[@godazilla]

I totally understand how that feels like😂 it's okay Connor💕

[@terriblyindecisive]

It seems really common in three people KZbin videos for two people to be chatty and one to have less to say. 🤷‍♀️

[@plushygun]

just you being there was enough input, my boi

[@doodlenoodle7269]

That’s what I say whenever I’m forced to talk with my family members at dinner

[@mabelc4175]

Connor is exerting major third wheel energy right now

[@naomi4217]

First Aki and Joey, and now Emirichu and Daidus. Conner is cursed to be the third wheel forever.

[@dbrp7870]

I mean... No but actually yes

[@HuggyBuddyOwO]

@@naomi4217What next? Being third weeled by Garnt and Syd while all of them using their VTuber avatar?

[@sharebear2488]

Yeah, but whom is he simping for? Aki or Joey? I vote Joey!

[@kakashihatake6052]

@@sharebear2488 connor x abroad in japan

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

English sub? Nah English dub? Nah Engrish dub? Yes

[@Lavender-Berry]

I would take Engrish dub over any other dub or sub any day of the week.

[@Rivkawxs]

I love your comments hhghgghvgn

[@Anonymous-jx9pz]

Hotel? Trivago.

[@falseswipe7572]

Why did you comment twice?

[@archerymidnight3422]

You might like the Speedy dub for Dragon Ball Z then. It's not quite Engrish but it's so good oml

[@Cullieon]

Cdawg lookin like he killed someone and trying to hide it and regretting his life decides

[@saralee8996]

Does his beard count as someone? XD

[@giggles4895]

Engrish 10/10

[@rachellee2680]

lol I was gonna say, my dude Connor looks so dead

[@Fristytoes]

nah he was probably just reading yaoi prior to this video

[@DakotaBroskie]

Must have been wearing them guilty shoes

[@bigfartpapi]

Connor looks like he clogged Joey's toilet and is trying to act natural.

[@raniadahayu1412]

Very specific lmao

[@ayumii08]

r/suspiciouslyspecific

[@hoshiowl8817]

Your profile makes this comment all the better.

[@bringmethedawns]

UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@kitsune_bot]

IM WHEEZINGGG

[@notcaaaramels]

There was a buffet in my hotel in China and there was a menu item labeled “mushroom rape”... great attempt guys

[@justdianedoesstuff7455]

probably because dry and rape are born 干 in chinese. As a verb 干 means fuck or rape, as an adjective it means dry or dried

[@18nigellsutojo11]

石宇砖 so they wanted to say mushroom dried

[@luazul_]

smol rolling thunder

[@exphhoria]

@@luazul_ RORINGUU THUNDAAAAAA

[@ChrisPoindexter98]

@@justdianedoesstuff7455 Interesting crossover of meanings, I guess a lot of languages have that, words which have multiple definitions and can, in an artistic or otherwise clever sense, be utilized with that in mind to combine traits, create subtle hints, deceive or mislead, etc.

[@nixaya7787]

There’s one sign that said “the forest is our home FIRE ON EVERYONE”

[@zuku7868]

ok but what the heck was the original message

[@venti3734]

Kenori Ria Deserve more like. Engrish is perfect.

[@venti3734]

Zuku "the forest is our home"

[@kai-bi2th]

Was it The forest is everyone's home,Don't cause fire

[@zuku7868]

@@kai-bi2th that make ALOT more sense than "fire on everyone"

[@Wommyo]

"If you fall in the pond, you will be boiled" Seems like a good way to discourage trespassing

[@Creepypastaarcade]

Nah , I would dive into that "pond"

[@silverphantomme99]

Yeah. Just be fricking direct with the warning.

[@joshuaorejenes3671]

This isn't a warning. It's a threat.

[@TheAyanamiRei]

To be fair...that's actually a legit good warning. Like Pond = Death or at least stupidly severe burns that you could die from! It's funny, but it still functions perfectly in terms of a sign that makes sense to Foreigners.

[@matheuswohl]

"you will be boiled" not by the water on the pond, but by whoever put the sign there

[@cykabork]

A wise man once said “people die when they are killed”

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

I believe that came from an anime and I'd say that's the reverse of Engrish, lol. A bad translation of Japanese.

[@sanfransiscon]

Defenseless Anus

[@cykabork]

Fluffymiyster yes

[@abyss8695]

That wise man also said "just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right"

[@kokichicolorized]

Fluffymiyster it’s also a reference to an older video where Joey did a collab with crankgameplays reading bad subtitles in anime

[@endangsaptorini563]

In My place there was a coffee shop with a sign that say "Free Wife" instead of Free Wifi

[@findingmomo3179]

I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!!!

[@nastuisawesome3689]

I’ll take the free wife pls

[@starrynight5207]

must have had many customers

[@smileyye1847]

*where can i find this place*

[@abusalehahmedroop2138]

What?!? 😂😂😂

[@ellusiv5121]

I can't stop laughing at "I undress myself and prohibit it" Also "do not dumb here." It's so close to being right with just a letter off

[@Truecrimeresearcher224]

I saw on Facebook something that said please do not the cat

[@HuggyBuddyOwO]

@@Truecrimeresearcher224 and don't forget "IT IS PROHIBIDET TO DOG)

[@sams_enfp]

@@HuggyBuddyOwO IT IS FORBIDDEN TO DOG

[@MyRegardsToTheDodo]

I once saw a photo of an Asian parallegal at her workplace with a shirt that said "Blowjob for success".

[@chillycat1925]

I laughed at: if you go in the water, you W I L L be boiled

[@snitchardpippinpaddleopsic1586]

I saw a sign in China that said “SHOW YOURESLF”

[@zoen8461]

CHINA PREDICTED FROZEN 2

[@moistsquish]

Im ready to learn~

[@sparttank7789]

Ah, a fellow member of the cult I see rooSip

[@sr.l8366]

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!!!

[@RetconCrisis]

@@sr.l8366 SHOW ME YOUR MOVES

[@juminhan6793]

I once saw a sign that said "carefully slip and fall down" when it was warning of a slippery surface.

[@cottoncandy2023]

Hahaha!!

[@depressedteadepressoespres186]

Well if you do... make sure to do it *carefully*

[@mochi_min3045]

Whaaaatt?!!

[@chaechae242]

Jumin Han I want your cat please

[@haruna_poggg3491]

Hey Jumin Han-

[@godismetons]

I saw a sign ones in Japan that said: Escalator is in your behind

[@inotfunny8506]

Just floot up to the next floor!

[@constabrielbell4523]

Bruh once not ones, fix your engrish

[@metaloopa6907]

Damn escalator, you aggressive, man

[@Lavender-Berry]

Lol

[@louiseangelaborja2519]

Just fart your way up and fall for down

[@astxrix1276]

Okay but "Refrain from touching doubtful things" makes the most sense on this list lmao

[@101jir]

Well that one and "if you fall in pond, you will be boiled." Unless it isn't literally that hot, idk.

[@dangerszewski9816]

@@101jir yeah that one sounds intentional to me, they use similarly blunt language in the US on signs in national parks, because if you don't make it very obvious dumb tourists who think vacation means no rules will get themselves hurt. The signs at yellowstone's thermal pools say something very similar and include language like "you will die".

[@crownclowncreations]

When Joey said _"gufr shgo sloop"_ I felt that 😩

[@windupmachine]

👊😔dang

[@midpixie]

Mood

[@strawberryjam6235]

Mhm ✊🏾😔

[@kamiko8021]

German

[@FunnyMemes-dr3se]

LARRY P Felt like it...

[@amzblu]

When I was in China there was a sign with the most beautiful Engrish I have ever seen “In the play process such as the frightened, do not panic, stay calm!”

[@imageez]

This makes sense if the play process playing X-Com

[@Fede_uyz]

Yes!

[@xandernat2071]

There’s also a Chinese sign in a grocery store that said “Fuck Vegetables”

[@dgdfsvfd]

@@xandernat2071 Did you mean "dry" vegetables? I have seen this and wondered if they have checked the synonyms of this particular word

[@xandernat2071]

morris chan Yeah, that’s the one I was talking about

[@haruki_mashiro]

I saw this sign on the road once which said "WARNING ROAD WET WHEN WET"

[@AustinD_YT]

Youll never know why everyone is freaking out MWAHAHAHAHAHA

[@MintiiFresh]

@@AustinD_YT ... W h y

[@heavenly7248]

@@AustinD_YT we're entering fetish levels that shouldn't even be possible

[@darylfawazmp4308]

Ah, yes. And floor is made of floor.

[@missmiliagujo]

Good to know

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

_This is the perfect trio, ArAKI, Joey Joestar and Connor Zepelli_

[@mordredx5580]

I made it here first. For the first time It’s just a thing now that I look for you in the comment section

[@sam6395]

I'm the SECOND reply of the legend himself. Oh God I'm special now lol XDD

[@yionane]

omg it's you!! the one who's everywhere

[@axe1863]

Damn

[@pricilla327]

Joey's name is actually Joseph too what are the chances 🤯

[@Sugarist0]

“Please refrain from taking a bath when you are dead drunk” Me: u really think drunk people will read that properly?

[@fimbulvetr6129]

When drunk, they will probably read it correctly from engrish

[@Espeonchan]

@@fimbulvetr6129 I thought the same. 😂 Kinda makes sense.

[@chargestone96]

Its more to protect the company then the individual id say

[@Truecrimeresearcher224]

You really think drunk people will read it

[@dasemmiyogurt6288]

Now we need to see a reverse. Some cringey Kanji-shirts or Kanji-tatoos.

[@Aoskar95]

Small coal grill

[@xahal]

crazy diarrhea

[@papelrex]

after beginning to study japanese, i don't like my kanji ramen shirt anymore xD

[@AnnaMorimoto]

Watch a bunch of people try to say bonsai盆栽 or sake酒 and fail. Hilarious how some people end up saying banzai万歳 or saki先 instead.

[@SakuraAvalon]

Anna Morimoto Those people need to watch Karate Kid.

[@tycol322]

"I undress myself and prohibit it" sounds almost biblical

[@gumball6445]

As contredicing as always

[@dezzydream]

FUCK THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

[@iantaakalla8180]

When Adam and Eve pretend that they are innocent, but silently prohibit being naked.

[@user-od8ck5uk7s]

As a Japanese person living in England, I loved going to pools People has the weirdest tattoos on their necks

[@kanyekubrick5391]

You Engrished with that comment

[@moth_water]

“water bottle”

[@Truecrimeresearcher224]

I saw someone with ボタンがかわいい they said it was I love you. I googled it and t was buttons are cute. I didn't correct them

[@mexyeet6569]

@@Truecrimeresearcher224 menace

[@mexyeet6569]

But I also wouldn’t correct them LOOL

[@TrullaDerBergzwerg]

I once saw a sign that said "be quiet, tiny grass is sleeping" in a park in tokyo. Not sure if it's engrish or on purpose but it was funny anyway 😄

[@edhills9278]

Shhh.. Quiet

[@ajoajoajoaj]

Apparently it is purposeful. It's sort of a meme in China, didn't know it spread to Japan though.

[@SalmonSalmonfish]

Sounds like you saw the one image that said that and decided to pretend you saw it

[@Valentino-du6ob]

@@edhills9278 shhhhhh

[@Haruta18]

You can actually buy those signs on Etsy 😂

[@stark_vasto]

"Put your guilty shoes away And come in prison politely" This killed me 🤣🤣🤣

[@Fede_uyz]

Then those are your guilty shoes

[@stark_vasto]

@@dilebu 🤣😂

[@adamskispoor9166]

With that pun are we sure that it's not just a prison in ace attorney japanifornia, would fit since their courthouse sells 'stay neutral until the end of the trial like the Swiss' Swiss rolls

[@vvt66410]

Why does that sound metaphorical actually lmaoo

[@mirawriin2912]

I am not willing to click the like button on this comment as it says 888

[@straypaper]

A year ago, Connor looked like he broke something in Joey's home, hid it in the couch, sat on it to hide it, and tried so hard to not move to keep the thing hidden and to keep it from making a gash on his butt.

[@chomp8887]

"Godzilla had a stroke reading this so he died."

[@woodennickel7330]

An Airport sign: "For bathroom, turn towards your behind."

[@Spookex166]

I now imagine there being some guy that's rotating indefinitely like some Pokemon NPC.

[@ranidan]

It's technically an accurate direction. :)

[@_MRK87]

That's some contortionist stuff

[@xiaorishu]

Engrish is the best 😂😂

[@tanman7568]

Indeed.

[@abusalehahmedroop2138]

It's K I N G shit.

[@neshtastnikut]

*best is englrsh

[@animegirl3531]

Ikr!

[@Yuki_9999]

So, when I was little I was speaking Engrish ;-;

[@kendybanana3815]

"do not touch doubtful things" words to live by

[@sonicanon2434]

That "The Friend Is This Animal" shirt was written by a Sim that's trying and failing to speak English

[@ishka786]

The best engrish I saw was in Kyoto outside a restaurant. “Welcome to our Chinese restaurant. We have many delicious dishes. The vegetarian is welcome. It eats while commanding. The town in Kyoto happy good situation”. It started off so well and just plummeted to confusion real fast!

[@Espeonchan]

🤣

[@fumikotsukumi017]

Yamo chan LMAO I THINK WE WENT TO THE SAME RESTAURANT IN KYOTO (during my vacation, because I saw the same SIGN.) real peak English

[@hayamakaily9059]

Someone tried and then gave up midway through

[@zuku7868]

i t e a t s w h i l e c o m m a n d i n g

[@rohiths3584]

@@zuku7868 😏

[@Fede_uyz]

My phone case has this phrase: "i want personality, not trivial"

[@ductrungtran6156]

I have the same one, too. LuL

[@aikalibardo8975]

mine too lmao

[@Tofu3435]

My old Chinese elephone phone wrote in the seller's card: "thank for choose our shop, our phones have so great features you will cry, you will laugh for excitement" Ok I am Hungarian, my English are also not perfect...

[@Fede_uyz]

@@aikalibardo8975 personality not trivial gang, UNITE!

[@Fede_uyz]

@@ductrungtran6156 lets forn the personality not trivial interational associtation for less trivial

[@johnthemoon1098]

When I went to Japan, I vividly remember one store in Tokyo being called Eggsluts, and if I wasn't in Japan, I would have laughed so loud

[@Hiya8partyz]

I went to China. One sign said: "Mind the hilly road." The Chinese part said: "Be careful of the rocky road."

[@nlmrpolo]

I strongly recall these two signs: “Do not enter the fence.” and “Do not throw your trash”

[@user-jf6zu8gv4h]

i think do not throw trash makes sense atleast to me

[@ranidan]

@@user-jf6zu8gv4h Me as well. I think 捨てる should change the order of their definitions in English to Japanese dictionaries. "To discard" should be first.

[@penguin-tc1cx]

do not throw your trash makes sense in Japan because it's a custom to take your trash home and dispose of it there, rarely do you see any rubbish bins around

[@prinzeszelda3650]

A sign i Germany "Video surveilence please Smile"

[@dionthorn]

The smoking posts in Kobe are hilarious. "You wouldn't be so calm if your house was smoking."

[@trajectoryunown]

I'm picturing a house with old-school cartoon arms and a massive cigarette sticking out of the front door and a lighter the size of a car sitting in the drive way. There are two lights on upstairs appearing as eyes. I wish I was an artist. This would make for a forgettable good chuckle.

[@fatetestarossa2774]

@@trajectoryunown Agree ajajajjajajajajjajajajajajaj

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

@@trajectoryunown Unforgettable...but I gave you a like anyways :)

[@Bookdragon11]

dionthorn no, probably not. 🤣🤣

[@AnnaMorimoto]

Those are the JT signs. I think that one said, "Smoke is billowing from a stand ashtray. If it were my home, I wouldn't be so calm." JT's public ads try to encourage good manners, such as completely extinguishing your cigarette before discarding it. Leaving it lit creates more air pollution and can cause fires.

[@emko24]

yep. as a Korean, I know quite a few hilarious 'Konglish' as well. I'm surprised that for the signs with Korean bits, they got the Korean translation right but not English heh.

[@ranjanbiswas3233]

I thought Koreans are supposed to be better at English than Japanese.

[@ruuuubessss]

Nobody: Conner: Why am I here...

[@trajectoryunown]

"Please do not anything" is now my favorite phrase.

[@Purple_haired_cleric]

Senior quote idea eyyyy

[@milopaul2448]

Me: *Forgets how to close a dishwasher.* The dishwasher: Do not dumb here! Not dumb area here!

[@renji9062]

I definitely understand their struggle in translating Japanese to English considering their sentence structure is much different than English. English has SVO while the Japanese have SOV. Studying English in Japan is hard just like Studying Japanese in a foreign country. And yes, I study Japanese, English is my second language, and Japanese is hard as hell.

[@KSenfiz]

Same but Japanese for me doesn't seem so hard

[@natchii5771]

When I was in japan, there was this sign in the bathroom that was like: Please wash your hands in the bowl after you flush the toilet😂 and I also saw the "If you fall in the pond, you will boil" lmao-

[@HuggyBuddyOwO]

The person who made the second one be like "if I can't write/type correctly in english, I should just threat them in english"

[@charlottecann446]

Lol that would definitely make washing your hands truly pointless

[@romajimamulo]

I think that second one was actually near a volcanic spring full of super heated water so... The warning was actually correct

[@ericaw528]

Copypasta for you: The friend is this animal. Bciog frieod with you la the bciog god a potcrous putwure.and knowing utdk I gufr shgo sloop m tor rndt of my tite. I feel like I had a stroke writing this.

[@jessy1982]

I can guess a few of the words. From the start of the gibberish: "Being friend[s] with you" something "being" something "and knowing" something "for [the] rest of my life"

[@melancholygirl7793]

They accidentally wrote old english instead of modern english.

[@MakemeSumMuffins]

Erica Wheeler I don’t know if Aki’s fluent in Filipino, but “tite” is dick. I hope she recognizes that word for small giggity

[@Electronic-dq2xb]

Bciog frieod with you la the bciog god a potcrous putwure.and knowing utdk I gufr shgo sloop m tor rndt of my tite.

[@ericaw528]

@@jessy1982 idk.... I tried to make sense of it but my brain shut down while trying.

[@EveryDayALittleDeath]

When your family communicates via sarcasm and your dad's an alcholic: "Thanks for the habitual drinking"

[@kiitokurosaki8473]

"Idk which one gonna shoot where" -cdawg Freakin' hilarious😂😂😂😂

[@Sp1keSama]

Connors voice is so deep lol I was going to say he would make a great voice actor then i realized he is

[@Katunei]

Is it just me or this whole thing was a bit awkward for cdawag

[@user-ih6zc1jk7v]

That's what I thought!! He seemed so uncomfortable :'))

[@ErgoDog]

Throw him out. Party pooper.

[@roisinspillane9665]

@@ErgoDog nope i stand for my boi he deserves to stay

[@TheOther-Dude]

He just looked tired

[@erluq9309]

Cdawg has always been silent in most of his vids with The Anime Man

[@otaking3582]

"The friend is this animal" I would say someone should put that on a t-shirt, but it's already on one.

[@rblxcaviarbread990]

Joey: Laughing his ass off Aki: Laughing her ass off Connor: mm yes, engrish, next.

[@SceneTurkey]

While in Japan, my wife and I found a shirt with salt bae on it that said "SOLT", a thing you are supposed to put over growing plants to stop cats from stepping on it that said "DON'T CAT!!", and a coffee mug that said "HAVE A GOOD"

[@nbcharles2121]

Cdawg being the third wheel that doesn’t want to be there

[@yurikuki]

I think he's just introverted or shy

[@M_town17]

@@yurikuki No No No. LiEs. Thats what he wants u to see

[@fbichan9418]

@@yurikuki *Shy* pffffffffft!!!!!!!

[@makaiev]

probably he just wants to be in the sandwish....

[@ZaxorVonSkyler]

He's the sidekick of the trio group!

[@tilmanvogel2387]

"Do not dumb here" isn't that far fetched though, they meant 'dump', obviously.

[@Mara_1337]

I thought so too but it's still such a funny mistake :'D

[@Maybeinanotherlife111]

I undress myself and prohibit it was my favorite.... God I laughed so hard I woke up everyone at home HAHAHA

[@daychild_]

This reminds me of “don’t the food with bare hands. Use the concern spoon”

[@main9173]

FINNALLY I WANTED TO SEE CONOR DO A COLLAB WITH YOU GUYS

[@yoitsyou3115]

Except he's very uncomfortable

[@djm6683]

@@yoitsyou3115 it's bc Joey is next to him and he's trying to hold it down

[@BurittoSandwich]

@@djm6683 probably this. They both said they'd bang each other.

[@yoitsyou3115]

Ooooh shit you right. Lol that's not it.

[@Tasty_Tango45]

Burrito Sandwich oop this is ship wars

[@123Uchiha100]

2:01 : They start to sound like characters from The Sims.

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

They do! 🤣🤣

[@theonlyoneash]

🤣🤣

[@macurvello]

Underrated comment!!

[@luazul_]

LMAO

[@howru3106]

2:04

[@jacetherandom698]

My phone case has the quote "be yoursely" *Y O U R S E L Y* Like, c'mon, you were so close...

[@HuggyBuddyOwO]

It's like one if those times when you play Osu, CSGO, R6S, the simons says in Among Us or literally any game where the target are counted for a better feeling of succeding the game. Like, Cmon man... why is the last one so hard GOD DAMMIT

[@x0BadKarma0x]

Please do more of this I've seriously watched this three times while being quarantined

[@Fearlesss55]

In China I saw a sign in a restaurant that said “don’t leftovers” and a store called “hot kids toys” yeah.....

[@axatu7716]

Toys for hot kids, toys for kids with fevers, or the “newest” toys?

[@Fearlesss55]

Chaos. Could not tell you, but the way it was worded was questionable

[@softia9]

What if ur ugly tho 😂

[@alyjahwest9545]

Cdawg is sitting there like he doesn’t belong there

[@aggretsy]

who's the dude in your pfp he looks so familiar

[@alyjahwest9545]

Asena It’s Romeo from fairy tail

[@aggretsy]

@@alyjahwest9545 ah never mind I've only seen s1 and I'm pretty sure he wasn't in there

[@alyjahwest9545]

Asena I’m pretty sure he’s in there but he just is younger in that season

[@aggretsy]

@@alyjahwest9545 well rip my memory

[@ewrqsioon]

"You can copy my homework but don't make it obvious"

[@takutosgirl14]

My two favorite engish sign that I found while visiting was: "When you open a door, it is lighted." "Please do not shed a cup noodle soup. Garbage please as it is placed on a desk." To be fair I mostly understood the signs. But it was endearing that they tried. c:

[@AjLovelygirl]

Is it just me or does Connor feel awkward as a third wheel?

[@leaguetcontent3019]

i feel like he is not so excited about the thing x)

[@livedandletdie]

He's British what do you expect? That he'd like to be social... No no no, just like the Northerners of Europe AKA the Scandinavians, the Brits need Alcohol to function properly. All of the Germanic people in general need Alcohol in excessive amounts to become normal human beings.

[@Luciel.680]

The Major Nah. We don’t need alcohol. That’s a stereotype. An *irish* stereotype. He might just be happier filming by himself. Source: I’m English and I’ve got an Irish aunt who I see an awful lot.

[@kittengamer5468]

@@Luciel.680 Agreed

[@christerjakobsen8107]

@@livedandletdie So...we're basically dwarves?

[@addiecore]

"Put off your guilty shoes and come in the prison politely" seems more like someone was trying to have some fun with it while also not exactly understanding English

[@baltoen_]

Came here after the Tash Taste pod. He's just being a chill good boy? He's even smiling sometimes

[@wolframyt4494]

3:44 the editing was so good i actually thought there was an old lady behind them

[@NerdySweets3]

remember when connor had a beard? good times

[@mormorxu5297]

Indeed

[@3bishypotato742]

Yes

[@bubries]

rip :'(

[@linkdoodlez]

He looks better without it

[@londonshima6417]

Joey: *laughs at Connor forgetting how to spell soup* Also Joey: *spells soup incorrectly* Edit: wait nevermind I'm the stupid one 😂

[@greendinosaurproductions3904]

No, he did spell it wrong, was literally gonna comment this if I didn't find the comment already lol

[@kidslennon1781]

@@greendinosaurproductions3904 he was spelling soup the way he thought Connor tried to spell it

[@infernal1409]

@@kidslennon1781 Oh thanks, I was confused

[@frosti603]

My friend:your road Me:you mean you're rude? My friend:yes,your road

[@flawless_weirdo1609]

It’s like they are writing in riddles. ( on the signs)

[@Kindrick]

"I forget how to spell of, like o-o-f." -Aki

[@kannonball5789]

oof

[@pixiepearl2783]

oof

[@meeehlong]

oof

[@Justakatto]

oof

[@peachyjeans9871]

oof

[@sloesty]

a few I saw in japan: Please do not leave garbage, this is seriously illegal. Garlic? Can I enter more please?

[@jmaes678]

One of my favorite engrish moments was finding a shirt inside a shopping mall that just said “FOLIAGE”

[@fsskye6389]

4:18 Is it just me or Aki's laugh at that part is adorable

[@_Ashera1]

Connor looks a lot like a victims who just being pulled by Joey and Aki

[@stevenfisher7828]

The "dumb" one makes more sense if you imagine they meant to use "dump"

[@jeremiahsoundcheckmoore6345]

Please do more of these. I’m crying laughing over here.😂😂

[@suyashthamke8945]

“If you fall in the pond, you will be boiled” I am dead 😂

[@maep3048]

oh did you fall in the pond ?

[@suyashthamke8945]

@@maep3048 Good one

[@laurenlamb2641]

Conner: I forgot how to spell soup Joey: what? S O O P We'll get them next lads 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[@ryanvillena7807]

*lades Wait thats how you spell that right

[@laurenlamb2641]

@@ryanvillena7807 I thought it was just lads is that an American way????

[@ryanvillena7807]

@@laurenlamb2641 it was a joke haha because they were talking about forgetting spellings, pretty bad joke by the looks of it lol

[@laurenlamb2641]

@@ryanvillena7807 I've been bamboozled

[@infernal1409]

Low-key scrolling the comments to see if anyone else noticed

[@olbaze]

"It's oh-so-adorable, so you definitely wanna get your hands on this". MOSHI MOSHI IS THIS THE POLICE?

[@thawhiteazn]

My favorite signs I saw while I was in China were a sign at the Great Wall that said “commit no nuisance” and the no climbing sign at a mountain that said “no surmounting.”

[@n1hondude]

They are all unintelligible lol But the “do not dumb here” was clearly a typo, “please do no DUMP here”

[@axion5579]

Connor's face in the thumbnail looks like he got forced xD

[@Lavender-Berry]

Agents his will.

[@thesphericalbeanbag4030]

Connor looks either bored or lost and confused.

[@juutie]

He just looks super tired to me

[@aohere.]

“Please don’t anything”

[@kookiefly]

This video just made my day. Thanks guys!

[@Jepsonduel]

CDawg looks like he is uncomfortably trying to avoid as much physical contact with The Anime man as possible without looking suspicious.

[@daisoke5139]

No one: D'Arby: *Go ahead mistuur Joester*

[@baki_rai1171]

Fucking true

[@viktormeows5943]

Jojo engrish is amazing

[@Luciel.680]

Brb ZAAA WARUDOOOOO I know it’s more of a meme now but still. It’s engrish.

[@matejstemberk8110]

Brb gutto

[@NobleLaika]

YES! I AMM

[@Squiggle_Crafts]

Can you PLEASE do this again? It was hysterical

[@benw5182]

Not even seen the real video yet, but I gotta say, good on you man for opening it with Perfect Circle by Nujabes

[@azuk689]

cdawg is just so me feeling socially akward

[@TheCatryyna]

WE NEED MORE OF THIS PLEASE

[@jacobdrolet4262]

That be funny with those English words happened in anime too and fantastic job on the video the anime man.

[@weewees2245]

I noticed that Connor's (don't know is I spelled it right) face was so depressed in the beginning of the video........

[@Justakatto]

Yea, that's called the third wheel syndrome

[@Luciel.680]

Otonashi Yuzuru Something I’ve experienced. Not with relationships, but With friendships. I was the only one without a best friend in my friend group. I was really close to this girl but she already had a best friend. Her best friend turned out to be fake, left her and I became her best friend. I’ve never been happier. I’ve been her friend for almost all my life or a massive portion of it (knew her in nursery so 3 or 4, possibly early 5’s, making it nearly 8 to 6 years) and I’ve been her best friend for 4 or 5 years.

[@juutie]

He's just tired, that's all people

[@Harkz0r]

@@Luciel.680 Honestly, I wish I had that kind of longstanding friendship. That's kind of sweet, although reading your message again it seems you're younger than I expected. No doubt there'll be a lot of changes on the horizon as you get older and enter into adulthood, but I hope that type of bond is something that survives. True friends are hard to find, and in my experience it only seems to get harder as the years go by.

[@angelika28970]

3:45 the way she appeared out of nowhere made my heart skip a beat. Thanks Joey. Always living an impression 😆

[@normieaboo3866]

6:53 My parents when I check my phone at the table for 0.001 seconds.

[@grizzykuma5246]

Joey seems like the only one who's been for more than an hour prior to this

[@Silverado6505]

Engrish is exactly like when an A.I writes a story. lol