You Might Be A Morris Dancer If...

Perhaps should have called this "You might be OBSESSED with morris dancing if..."
Let me know if I missed anything, or if you discovered you might be a morris dancer!
I appear here in my Golden Star Morris kit to list some things that might indicate you may be a morris dancer...
A few years ago, I made a video called Things Morris Dancers Say which you can watch here: • Things Morris Dancers Say