You Probably Shouldn't Marry A Teacher. Kristin Lindner - Full Special

You probably shouldn't marry a teacher, because as Kristin Lindner says in her first ever Dry Bar Comedy special, it's really hard! Whether it's waking up super early in the morning or giving up the computer so they can make lesson plans, being married to a teacher can be pretty difficult. Whether you're someone who is married to a teacher, or even if you are a teacher, this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Kristin Lindner is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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[@DomDollx]

Absolutely love her timing, using her pauses and really taking the time to deliver each one with even greater finesse. I would love to see you in bigger crowds and talk shows. And movies. Reminding me of Tina Fey.

[@officialWWM]

True. She’s not funny either 🤔

[@patrickmcgee2048]

lol B

[@BastetNoodles]

While I kept thinking....c'mon, speed these up some!

[@Hari-du6pt]

If you like the pauses and timing watch the Mike Goodwin full special in dry bar. It is one of my favourites

[@judygibson7912]

Ìi

[@rhouser1280]

The ATM Dr was comedy gold! 🤣🤣🤣

[@pocahon8460]

Next step from web MD

[@SoManyRandomRamblings]

"You do not have the funds for diabetes" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tony66au]

Oh my Lord I haven't laughed inappropriately like that in a VERY long time, With the style and grace of a world class 'old school' Mom Kristin covers a lot of ground never touched before and makes it darned funny. Love it!

[@wtbmorezvifflemeyer]

How do you laugh inappropriately at something funny? Are you watching it during a meeting at work?

She is SO funny! That was great! The act is really tight. Hilarious!

[@williamgallaher7590]

Great show. Please keep her on the schedule.

[@joycejohnson1484]

How refreshing to be so funny without yelling and jumping around. Great show.

[@mistymidnight4447]

@@brianhale3678 thought it was Ray Comfort speaking for a second there. And yes I agree.

[@SuperKirezi]

This is great 😁 What I love about DRYBAR comedy is that it has comics from all ages and all works of life finding humor mostly in real life experiences. This to me is not just refreshing, it’s also educational. It’s easy to know what goes on within any community from any corner of this country. I love it.

[@kimlock9440]

I married a teacher and when I wrote him a letter on how I was feeling, he marked it 😀

[@supriyaraghuvansh355]

Well i hope you passed with flying colours lol

[@hairannemore4050]

She was so good. Definitely knew how to grab and keep the crowd’ attention.

[@sheriffdickemzgaming3370]

She is definitely now in my top 10 favorite dry bar comedian

[@adriannenash9852]

Soooo hilarious, we need more of this woman! Did more than 1 spit take...

[@its__justb]

I lose it every time at the ATM doctor and the way she says "glaucoma" 😂🤣

[@TxRedneck]

If I could "like/thumbs up" this video more than once, it wouldn't be enough.

[@woollyprimate]

I liked the ATM doctor bit. After it told her that she didn't have the funds for those illnesses and then deducted the copay, the ATM should've said that her account was overdrawn and assessed her a 35 dollar insufficient funds fee!

[@unimelblenny]

Love her unique style, plot and timing. Always with a unexpected twist.

[@patriciachamberlain1135]

That was outrageously histerical. She's funny AF. More please.

[@wailingalen]

She is good. Great clean fun

[@lauriejordan6530]

This woman is not only hilarious but spot on as well! I love it

[@smbrowning578]

She is great! Her bits are so relatable. But if you get the idea that you can avoid dui on a lawnmower, think again. Someone I know got a 'dui' riding a horse! 🤣 Maybe he shouldn't have been riding backwards in the saddle so he could get to his beer! 🤣🤣🤣

[@layna-heyhey]

her drunk and automated doctor act outs are so good

[@marissaworsham3062]

My mom used to say all the time when. I was a kid that she understood why mothers eat their children in the wild. 😂😂😂

[@ironSpector]

I don't know what the haters are on about, lady's funny as heck.

[@jasonbodin105]

Amazing how she nailed how we are going to be going the ATM Dr. Turns out she's correct!

[@BenjaminBigger-cw5eu]

Shes very good.!!! Good acting the parts.! ☮️☮️☮️

[@robertlodge5297]

I'm out of breath from laughing so hard 😆

[@hannahk.summerville5908]

She was great! Give her more time please🙌🏻

[@leahtreck1083]

Magnificent❣️Superb timing (the crux of comedy) seem less dilerery and great material, so relatable. We’ve got to see more of her on talk shows and everywhere. Bravo Kristin👏❤️🤣❣️

[@salvatorefarmerson3226]

This was a great show. Kristin rocks

[@maryksnyder1155]

Very natural comedian! Loved her! 😂❤️

[@crissy7able]

Kristin is hilarious! I laughed soooooo hard.

[@laurafabianmarrero8614]

Omg " Hillbilly Dr.Phil" 😂😂😂😂

[@wayneyadams]

I loved the ending about the Febreze. She is really funny.

[@jennifermizrahi98]

Wonderfully impeccable timing. Loved it!!

[@ATLgamingZ6]

This woman can stop using her AC she just got a new FAN

[@sweetpea775]

Yupp was a very good learning experience wen they were eating their own babies

[@DBLQ06]

OMG!!! You are the best! I laughed hard all the time!!! Hahaha, I will be remembering stuff and laughing again for longO! Hahahaha!

[@TrippinBusa]

wouldnt that make him Dr. Philbilly?

[@kw9568]

She's awesome! I need to see the full stand up show!

[@erinbuzzetti6359]

My bird was a boy until she laid an egg

[@joeyberner-dt4pr]

I've known her since college. She was funny then and she still is. I love her!

[@LianeSpicer]

Really enjoyed this. More please!

[@cheapshotninja]

3:10 "Lack-Toes Intolerant.." Brilliant, love the wordplay

[@meseretgebrie1599]

she is hilarious! Ive never find a nice female comedian without saying inappropriate things, but this one is great.

[@dawnclarke2343]

Plenty more on dry bar

[@steveclark2191]

"Lack toes intolerant". Groooan, (with a small smile). That's actually a dad joke.

[@shawnharper4354]

Pretty true 💯 I'm married to a school teacher my wife for 8 years and she has been for 8 1/2

[@sweetpea775]

Dude I absolutely love you

[@still-DJ]

Perfect voice for automated system.

[@Sara86A]

Yes she is funny!!! Yes being a teacher is hard. Kudos to the teachers out there! I lived in TX too for a long time.

[@ericcsuf]

Very funny lady. The skits were very funny (e.g. drunk mom), but it seemed awkward for the audience as they didn't know when they were over to clap. Can't remember the other skit, but it had the same awkward reaction from the audience. When they figured it out, it was obvious they from their laughter they liked it. Maybe the stories are so good, the audience is too engrossed to recognize the end. No idea, but I'll watch for her return. Several laugh out loud moments for me.

[@760lima]

Love her!!! First time hearing her name ❤️👏🏽💯

[@byusaranicole]

I, too, have three girls. I think we might need to buy a couple hamsters...

[@clayz1]

She wrote that whole toes bit around the punchline. It was worth it.

[@tamedshrew235]

She's really good

[@inglesconteacherdario2495]

What a funny, classy delivery 👌🏻

[@opendoorproperty]

Great set, keep it up. Keep it comin'. 💯

[@photon2038]

Very funny. That lack-toes intolerant joke took me a couple of seconds :-) But I think the title is wrong. It seems like it should be "Never marry a comedian"

[@susieohanlon533]

I love you. You're amazing!! I don't think I've ever laughed so hard & so much. THANK YOU!!!

[@antoniotorres4015]

Great show!!!! Thank You!!!

[@jenniehughes6927]

I keep stopping to rewind. "Wait! What did she say "?😲🤣😉

[@jerikeeley1361]

So funny! Love it 😂

[@kw9568]

Omg!!! The automated doctor was too funny!!!!!

[@Rita1984]

Wow she’s super funny!! Especially that hamster story haha.

[@kashar.savagehubert1927]

Hilarious. Love it!

[@jakeetschannel2031]

forget siri, i want a Kristin!

[@elfari100]

Your act was a welcome discovery😂your bit on the ATM Dr. should be performed before Congress...universal healthcare's time has come!!

[@sweetpea775]

Omg they are never both girls lol

[@MegamanXGold]

Oh wow. I remember the ATM bit from an earlier video and never thought it was that funny, but she's a riot! Several literal lols were heard.

[@Dejawolfs]

finally a genuinely funny lady comedian!

[@simmiedavissimmiesings8185]

Great material!

[@bfgivmfith]

You are a talented funny person!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you!

[@user-kp1ei7mn3x]

Brilliant!

[@lizzynunez4906]

OMG 😂🤣 she is great!!!!!

[@srortiz87]

Omfg she's HILARIOUS!!!!

[@MsNovazz]

Surprisingly enough, she’s very good! 😂

[@Mark_o_Helm]

"Nature finds a way." Ian Malcolm 😁

[@JohnToddTheOriginal]

Very good!

[@bombdottcom111]

Lol that got better and better

[@lisatutler-jones5992]

I really enjoyed her 👏🏾👏🏾

[@barbarastedillie1336]

So enjoyed this very funny lady!

[@ekdaufin1485]

Not true. Hamsters eat their babies when they are poorly taken care of, hungry, crowded, etc. But line to her kids is still priceless!

[@BossBible]

Really good one

[@notthesamecc1927]

some good ones in here

[@kalabafunga5878]

Lack toes intolerant, me dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 very funny

[@timsalness7417]

Too funny! The ATM skit was funny; problem is that may be the future of Dr. Appointments. I remember in the early 80's, during the DOS days of computers, the joking prediction of shopping and buying cars online. I thought it was the funniest joke of all time back then......

[@aaronshirk746]

She gives off a Silence of Lambs mother vibe. 😂

[@guidogt9878]

Very funny. Thanks.

[@grahamekellermeier8280]

Its so educational.

[@guillermo3564]

I question her Texas lineage. In Texas, ya'll is one. All ya'll is more than one.

[@hultstro]

hamsters only eat their young when their living environment is too small or unnatural (like a cage) because it's not suitable for raising babies in so they eat them so they don't grow up in that kind of environment

[@notsofast60]

wow, great content! she is a riot

[@freakychick1978]

Someone send this to Dr Mike please.😂😂😂😂

[@ekdaufin1485]

Discipline! 😂

[@Wolflsey]

She was great!

[@observationsofanINUPIAQ]

Oh em gee hahahahahahaha she's hilarious what a great balance.

[@stancompton4069]

if they keep her on they should just rename it to Dry Comedy

[@UmbraFaux]

Thought it was gonna be a boring set because of the slow start. Glad I stuck around, because it got funny pretty quickly after that.

[@ktjovander]

Lack Toes Intolerant 😂😂😂

[@gurabirierosanopara620]

Perfect

[@jackiesanders1561]

Freaking hilarious!!