You're adopted Kobo

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【GOLF IT!】Golfing with my daddy【Kobo x Mori】
• 【GOLF IT!】Golfing with...
◇ 【Mori Calliope】
/ @moricalliope
◇ 【Kobo Kanaeru】
/ @kobokanaeru

[@unhandsman2374]

"I AM HALF CHI-what do you mean? "

[@adhennakbar4516]

Feels like joke made by uncle roger

[@bangganoerisputra9404]

@@adhennakbar4516 EXACTLY! THE WAY SHE SAID IT

[@NPCSayori]

She sounded so excited even though she didn't even know what it mean

[@akibablackfrostfox2183]

That line is fucking great haha

[@seppukumouse8005]

This is cut off but she clearly say half child... What does that mean?

[@muhamadarifrizal9866]

Kobo : Daddy don't cheat, it's bad Calli : Well, you're adopted

[@xrickolim]

Emotional damage

[@liger04]

It's not cheating, Calli is married to Calli so it's okay.

[@sonic234sonikero4]

Kiawa Is gonna be mad with someone...

[@NeoJhon69]

@@sonic234sonikero4 Kiwawa*

[@sonic234sonikero4]

@@NeoJhon69 Mami Kiwawa or Kiawa, anyway a Phoenix Is gonna talk very serious with someone...

[@gambitschema]

kobo turns fake crying/screaming into an art i'm impressed

[@johnbanks4402]

that almost hurt my ears...

[@reeonboi937]

who said it was fake

[@johnbanks4402]

idk that sounded real to me but not.

[@chizuh120]

I can perfectly imagine Kobo crying like this xd

[@MirrorOfEmotions]

Kobo: *crying in unravel*

[@captain0080]

If i didn't knew she's a streamer hired by cover i could swear she's an actual child.

[@AmeLilith]

* listening to Luna * "Ah I see, her gimmick is to act childish." * listening to Kobo * "That is a literal child what the hell"

[@Cat-Daddy]

I would not be surprised if she lied about her age

[@KABLAMMATS]

@@Cat-Daddy dont go that route, reality is often disappointing

[@Cat-Daddy]

I know the current consensus lol

[@badmanbinsuparman3448]

She is a child tho. Even Ollie describe Kobo as growing girl.

[@TCSK8]

"This is getting complicated" "You're adopted" This is my new way to end conversations, thanks for the enlightenment Calli.

[@orangeapples]

“I’m still not following. Can you elaborate more on your views on euthanasia?” “This is getting complicated. You’re adopted.”

[@mangekarp3241]

@@orangeapples abortion wasnt an option.

[@TheModdedwarfare3]

So anyways that's why you have to have a really high IQ to enjoy Ruck and Morty and also you're adopted. Bye.

[@Idontevenwanachannel]

Well, it ends in screaming regardless...

[@Zal0vid]

@@mangekarp3241 wtf

[@thenoisyninja]

Calli got that “adult-relative-that-is-forced-to-babysit-at-the-family-reunion-but-is-insanely-popular-with-the-kids-anyway-for-some-reason” energy

[@fhistleb]

I know that feeling. Oh well, the kids are doing more fun shit than the adults who are just drinking and standing.

[@RavenCloak13]

@@fhistleb Right? Even the ones who were scared of me ended up clinging to me after awhile.

[@nodrugshere300]

I got stuck babysitting my sister’s kid, just watched TMNT and Kickass with her. Sister did not like that.

[@fhistleb]

@@nodrugshere300 Jeeeze, she shouldn't have gotten mad at you. TMNT isn't that bad.

[@nodrugshere300]

@@fhistleb I think it’s the part of the movie where he yells Damn to the sky, and yes it was the old live action movies.

[@RuggedRing]

Calli: I'm married to, myself. Kronii: Is it possible to learn this power?

[@WheatDos]

Calli: Not from an Ollie!

[@bug5654]

Mumei: no, no it is not.

[@germanvisitor2]

I took Kronii two weeks to go from "I'm not ready to make this commitment with Kronii, yet" to "I'm married to Kronii".

[@MastersPipe]

Not from the Council

[@mariothane8754]

The dark side is the path to many abilities, some may deem unnatural.

[@Mazed927]

Kobo captures this perfect essence of "kid who tripped and fell and dropped her ice cream" and it's *incredible*

[@1stCallipostle]

And the "ok!" Really captures the aftermath of "I'll buy you a new one"

[@666Tomato666]

There's a word for that: kusogaki

[@erik___tttt3836]

1:11 the way she violently starts shaking gets me every time followed by the high pitch crying 🤣🤣🤣

[@ashikasuzuki]

Even calli had a hard time focusing lol.

[@erik___tttt3836]

@@ashikasuzuki the animation of her panicking did it justice 👌

[@kurapikakurta1997]

“Mommy Kiwawa! Mommy Kiwawa!”

[@k.g.needssleep19]

Same and the facial expressions always gets me.🤣😂

[@iwishihadgoodinternet7766]

Kobo is a speedster confirmed

[@linguicaguy]

Kobo's poggers face when Calli says she's married to herself is that funniest thing I've seen all week!

[@humdi]

She became Pogo

[@MerchManDan]

YESSSS I love that face! 😀 Also the sparkly anime eyes a few seconds earlier

[@D.Mom0]

Im convinced that Yago hired a kid lmao, but for real her impression is so believable.

[@edwardvilla3228]

Stay at home Mom saw an ad about vtubers and thought "Hmm.. My kid could do that" "Baby your at the age where you gotta find a job, here, mommys got a friend and she'll help you work at this Ho-low-live and all you need to do is play games!" Kobo: "Kamu bajingan aku ikut" Mama: "What!" Edit: Morty meme does not translate well so, here's the TL: you son of a bitch, I'm in.

[@ChromaLuke]

We have Laplus for JP and Kobo for ID... When's EN gonna get their kid? And no, Gura is a boomer.

[@suhaibkhan2601]

@@ChromaLuke gura is a boomer goblin

[@germanvisitor2]

Yagoo: "My dream cannot be fulfilled with adults. I'll have to hire someone with the mind of a pure, innocent child." Kobo: "I'm legal."

[@germanvisitor2]

@@ChromaLuke EN's child is Bae. She is stuck at twelve years old, remember?

[@BongWatah]

It's crazy how thin of a line kobo is walking on with her screaming. I don't know why but her screaming is adorable. It is really close to being annoying but it's not

[@aggresseal2016]

I was thinking that too with how long and loud it can become annoying but i only find it’s just funny cute and perfect suit to how broken heart adopted child should be and it landed perfectly at the end the way uncle dad try to comfort her make her louder and louder It’s just too hilarious

[@Never_heart]

I think it's because it isn't always. It's mixed in with normal talking, such as her "Okay!" At the end

[@devildante9]

@@aggresseal2016 She really is cute and funny, heh

[@raviedavieu]

@@devildante9 *"Ce A Fe?? CAF....."*

[@angelfernandez9606]

Maybe because she is used to singing, she can cry without doing high pitch notes that hurt the hearing

[@gfmol845]

Calli: ¨You´re a half child¨ Kobo: *Proceeds to demostrate that she is full child*

[@kitsunesden8085]

Calli: Thus begins a new era of Uncle Calliope. Kobo: Uncle Dad!

[@edwardvilla3228]

Just 1 more generation and Calli will be UncleGranpa

[@kitsunesden8085]

@@edwardvilla3228 I can imagine the fan art with Kiara as the tiger and Dino-Gura as the lizard

[@epiclibra9369]

@@kitsunesden8085 wait a minute, who would be Pizza Steve if I’m not mistaken

[@kitsunesden8085]

@@epiclibra9369 Kronii with sunglasses would do since both are kinda cocky

[@spe-notapopularytbersus1237]

@@kitsunesden8085 how dare you forget mr gus

[@inanimatesum4945]

Calli still radiating Dad energy with the terrible serious talk just making it worse lol

[@ticklord]

"Oh no, please don't cry uhhh." So good

[@aerebus8153]

0:47 gets me every time

[@symphonyaelfscyne]

Reminds me of kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4XPh6OpoKmGmM0

[@notoriousp.o.g6773]

Same

[@LaineV]

"I'M aDøPTËd!?"

[@liamodynsky4871]

Right?

[@ChrisWilliams-ur7fn]

I'm adp-TEDD?!

[@JamGatess]

The comedy is so perfect, and the vibrading child kills me every time! So hilarious and adorable!

[@alangkansrisuwor5480]

0:26 The way she's bouncing is so cute.

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

Kobo played her part absolutely perfectly for this and it’s amazing. Also I love the “ok” face.

[@rahmadalhafidz8497]

Kobo's improvisations are always amazing, many of Kobo's stream collabs with other members are given a little bit of drama that is so funny to watch

[@pixymisa8087]

@@rahmadalhafidz8497 Some of the other girls can hold their own. Mumei made Kobo's brain shut down.

[@krispynico960]

Lmao, I just love how fast she recovered from that after calli told her,she's her uncle

[@kamichaos3020]

1:11 can we just get this scream bass boosted please?

[@scromker]

i love the kobo pog at 0:31, just like the absolute ecstatic expression of a child.

[@steelblake]

Calli has the tact of a sack of bricks. Like a true dad

[@shounenreiich.7746]

kobo crying is so cute 🥺

[@TheHarrisontemple]

Her loudness reminds me of green butterflys for some reason

[@TheHarrisontemple]

Her loudness reminds me of green butterflys for some reason

[@dr.bright6272]

The way she says Mommy Kiwawa makes me smile

[@edwardvilla3228]

it really sounded like a child crying for her mother

[@raph8505]

Imagin Kobo's parents in the other room reacting to her screaming... Kobo: "IM ADOPTED!!!" Kobo's Parents: "omg did you tell her. No. I thought we were keeping this a secret. How did she find out... Do you think she found the papers 😨."

[@z.2023]

That sh1t imagination was blowing mind 😂

[@kristiandy2386]

so dark laaa

[@shannymayasari1972]

Well.....

[@ashura_yami]

What a plot twist.

[@Ciu_anna]

Noooooo im scared 🤣

[@grip3939]

I always think if Kobo's VA is either actually a kid, a professional, or a Comedic genius.

[@QHoang-tt5ht]

How about YES ?

[@JJ-qz1dg]

Yes

[@kurapikakurta1997]

Yes

[@ashura_yami]

Yes

[@spacepidgeon4782]

Yes

[@NuckChorris12345]

0:17 this is so funny to me. The sudden change to asking what cali means along with the art is hilarious

[@adamdapatsfan]

Your expressions are 10/10, they match Kobo really well

[@smitty_werbenjagermanjense7887]

The way she yells “I’m adopted” absolutely kills me

[@kinoleogeo7998]

The family tree of Hololive is complex. At first, Ollie was Kiara and Calli’s daughter… until Ollie made it weird, then Calli got remarried to her work and Kiara went on a honeymoon with Reine, which considering Kobo is part of ID branch, Kiara had Kobo, but Calli adopted her. Now Kiara is married to Amelia (probably another timeline variant) and now Calli is married to herself (another timeline variant?) so…Kobo is the half adoptive child of Uncle Calli (Variant)

[@megalosauru]

So, Kobo is actually Ollie's long-distant half-sister twice removed?

[@LynnetteJJW]

@@megalosauru from another mothers donated egg sample.

[@zaedis5629]

Jessie what are you talking about?

[@megalosauru]

@@LynnetteJJW Kiara's egg?

[@KamarRama]

What the hell did i just read? That's sooo complex indeed 😂😂😂😂

[@altec003]

That "okay" at the end is something I will cherish for the rest of my life.

[@TheItuber]

Well, she didn't say Amelia was her father, but she did say Kobo was adopted. So maybe she put Kobo for adoption, but since noone wanted her she did it herself. So maybe that's why she's also kobo's Uncle, she's Kobo's Uncle Daddy.

[@1stCallipostle]

Uncle dad could also be very possible if she adopted a sibling's chil- Bae (already a sister-granddaughter) what did you do to Kiwawa and when

[@TheItuber]

@@1stCallipostle Or maybe she and iRys had a child, Kiara came in between and took it in as her own. And now Calli is also her Father/uncle? But let's not make things more difficult, the family tree looks already pretty messed up.

[@fusedsins]

You catured the energy of fake crying Kobo perfectly, props to you.

[@Cat-Daddy]

0:31 the pog face gets me every time

[@unicorncrimes2214]

Love the little animation jokes like ‘half child’, the faster shaking when she screams louder, and calli as a pokemon trainer. Awesome work!

[@elakko9418]

i love the face of kiara when apears to hear the screamings of his child kiara: YOU ARE SO FUCK UP CALLI

[@KishiDesu]

Love that Calli turned to Ash when she said "we chose you" 😂

[@jacobr2022]

0:33 that Kobo pog is divine. Dare I say, exquisite.

[@tomfillot5453]

Every single expression of Kobo is perfect.

[@coolmercy7752]

Lmao I love this, this is hilarious and adorable

[@matti9334]

I can't stop watching this, this is hilarious

[@EnergyBurst2]

The ending reminded of that episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog where Mirial turns inti a bratty child with how Kobo just went "ok".

[@kaejuka6249]

We know kobo is at least 18 because of hololives hiring policy, but goddamn these clips are making me think otherwise

[@MizantropMan]

Haachama was 17 when they hired her tho.

[@Axham]

@@MizantropMan Yeah but that is because when the policy was made, JP Gen 1 & 2 has already made their debut.

[@fathurrahman9355]

Well id and jp have very low adult age indonesian can get their id and driving license at age of 17

[@kaejuka6249]

@@fathurrahman9355 it's hololive's policy, not a legal thing. Hololive won't hire anyone under 18, regardless of the age of maturity in the given country.

[@TheMrBonzz]

@@fathurrahman9355 after JP Gen 1 Cover corp started putting stricter policy and abide international Laws to hire talents and other employees especially since they're planning to hire abroad talents for their HoloEN, ID and unfortunately CN.

[@MaxPowerzs]

i find it amazing how the animation for crying kobo at 0:58 resonates at the same frequency as her actual crying

[@Floisdogwater]

I LOVE HOW SHE SAYS "MOMMY KIWAWA" LIKE SHES A LOST CHILD

[@MrSociophobia]

That "I'M A HALF CHILD! What do you mean?" gets me every time

[@lhei_tayuun]

1:11 kills me. Every time. You can *feel* the waveform.

[@9gammarays]

I am now going to use "This is getting complicated, you are adopted."

[@Madjac04]

Seeing Kiara's "Mommy Senses" kicking in made me expect her to burst into the room and one punch Calli into a new timezone.

[@belladonnaplumb9376]

Phoenix PUNCH

[@duckyworthIV]

0:32 priceless

[@Shydge]

Kobo: I'M ADOPTED!!!!! her mother irl: wtf.

[@user-zt8tz2yk5w]

koboちゃんは泣き声がじょうずだから本当に赤ちゃんのように見えてかわいいw

[@ZzNezzerzZ]

Seeing kobo become LITERALLY a half child, cracks me up everytime lmao

[@guiltyspark7308]

Calli: Your adopted… Kobo: I’m adopted?! AAAAAH!!! Calli: No, it’s okay! I’m not your real father! I’m your Uncle! And Kiara’s your real mother, okay?! Kobo:….Okay! *meanwhile in the Vanoss crew Universe* Marcel: Yeah, and Nogla’s adopted. Nogla: How can I be adopted when I’m a triplet? Terroriser: your all adopted. Marcel: wait, your a triplet? How come I never notice that?! Nogla: None of your business!

[@-Raylight]

*"I'm a half child- what do you mean?"* Poor Dad, she has to explain that she's adopted. That scream of sadness though xD Kobo's *"Ok"* at the end. Perfection 😂

[@foxley5374]

kobo would be a crazy good voice actress for child characters, her impression is so spot on without being irritating.

[@robowealthy820]

Calling someone a half child is the worst way of putting it.

[@redeye8075]

My mom heard me playing this and she said is that a real kid

[@wakatakana8160]

0:32 ここの顔好きすぎるw

[@groerhahn225]

Kobo acts exactly like a kid in an early 2000s sitcom on Nickelodeon. But somehow it's not obnoxious.

[@Halfort57]

>insert dragged-out laughing track after the "Ok"

[@RainMicro]

“Wooot?! Woooot?!” - Calli 2022

[@andrewotaku1679]

Truly the dictionary definition of a kusogaki.

[@draaxin6544]

I know she must have sound proof pads in her room but im just imagining her neighbours hearing her scream "I'm adopted" not knowing she's a streamer 😅

[@nullvoid7188]

The kobo pog face always makes me laugh. The first time I laughed until it hurt.

[@apolloisnotashirt]

I love the “I’m a half child? what do you mean??”

[@justanotheridiot8648]

"im adopted?" She asked calmly

[@ChrisWilliams-ur7fn]

"Calmly"

[@DyingIsFunny]

0:32 I keep coming back to see the Kobo pog again

[@ianhunter363]

Wow, never before have i seen anyone vibrate at the harmonic frequency of pure sadness. That's right there is a talent!

[@user-sh1vp7he6g]

It doesn't realize that one year has passed, this legendary moment 🤧

[@alexsanderviscaino6255]

Thanks Zetta, I feel better now that I see I wasn't the only one who imagined Calli as a pokemon trainer when she said "WE CHOSE YOU"

[@electricbayonet2]

“This is getting complicated.” Alright, roll for Parenting to successfully change subject... “You’re adopted.” ...aaaaaand that’s a Nat 1. Critical failure.

[@kiruruch]

I watched this 666 times and it keeps going

[@RoyalBlood1996]

I'm a half child, what do you mean?

[@goldenpothos4290]

I'M A HALF CHILD whatdoyoumean

[@farizfasha2310]

This is amazing man, the extra step you put during the silence and for extra comedic effect just work perfectly

[@shatteredsentient5321]

0:32 new meme face

[@razewalker7593]

i am addicted to hear kobo childish and her crying

[@chaos0987654321]

the way she starts calling for Kiara has such a visceral effect of activating panic mode its unreal

[@neojin]

I always come back to this... I have a problem

[@Foede]

Cool dad-uncle does an oopsie

[@QueenAleenaFan]

She hits Mach three on the wailing

[@hannijrch.5178]

"I'm married to myself." Kronii: "Is this one of my people? Perhaps."

[@azen3450]

The animation reminds me of KeenBiscuit's art style, yet still stands out on its own way. PS: The overhearing Kiara at 1:19 made my day

[@V-li6mt]

1:12 ... 🎧😂

[@CoolerEnMoto]

0:32 Kobo pog

[@silentspongebob5248]

5th time watching this and realize this 0:26 AYOOO WTF??? XD

[@VheelHalmZ7]

🤣

[@radrad10]

Calli: "You're adopted" Kobo: * Releases Dragon Ball scream * Me: Hoping for a specific isle cleanup would become Calli's major distraction from telling Kobo the truth. Ash: "KOBO, USE TRAUMATIC TURD-STORM!"

[@Dylan_Otto]

Kobo’s first “I’M ADOPTED?!” sounds so genuine and outraged its unbelievable

[@telasoful]

0:07 ah, so that's how to say "WUT?!"

[@aClockworkTomato]

0:54 That's the smile of good parenting right there. lol

[@tylercoon1791]

That’s the ‘oh I said something I should not have’ smile

[@CraigPremium]

Nice save at the end Uncle dad

[@TakusachiClips]

We watch this at least twice a day.

[@MoralTruth]

“We chose you” 😂

[@joshhale9355]

I love how she was getting ready to freak out over being a half child, to only realizes she doesn’t know what it is. Peak comedic timing.

[@norbertodominguez1033]

I need the "Life Is not Daijobu" pic of Kobo.

[@ZettaZeroAnimations]

twitter.com/Zetta_05/status/1549130453361238020?s=20&t=xiQIro7fRBwfc8kJAfhB1w

[@Aberrant17]

Mori Calliope, the Deadbeat Dad.

[@JarenceThatShowerGuy]

She could have gone straight towards "YOU'RE ADOPTED" and it would still end up the way it did with Kobo, being the mesugaki that she is. xD

[@malcanth3481]

I can't believe you left out one of the best parts, "Uncle dad."

[@claranoelle1111]

No One: Calli: And I’m Married To Myself… Kobo: *pog face*

[@lonesavior]

Calli: I'm married to myself Koba: O: