You're Anon The Oblivious Human Equestrian Guy (Fanfic Reading - Comedy/Saucy/Anon MLP)

[@zakray1339]

Pinkie's question actually has a flaw. Pinkie: "Sex?" Anon: "...Uh, male? I thought that was obvious." 😖

[@FireFlash_TheUmbraPonyGuardian]

OHHHHHH SHITTTT YOU JUST DIDNT XD

[@RecDud3]

Pinkie: *facepalms*

[@Cosmicninja747]

Wish I had this dude's innocence.

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

Don't we all!?

[@stratussoul9268]

I mean his innocence is anime protagonist level

[@bladeraptor1]

Innocence? I would probably do this on purpose

[@omuniinfiniti5652]

He's not innocent he just only knows the word sex not any word that isn't that so baisicaly he only knows the word not any thing that says it in another way

[@ritasanchez773]

Y e s

[@greatkhan393]

"Buck me against the tree" [Stress noises] [Anticipation of unneccasary violence]

[@ditzydoo4378]

Either Anon truly is that oblivious, or the biggest troll in all Equestria… O_0 I'm going to side with the later, and chalk it up to hanging out with Trolestia… >_

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

Probably might be both at this rate!

[@theyolospino2.040]

Of course Pinkie is the only that knows how to get through Anon's oblivionsness

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

Pinkie knows all! Knows how everypony works!

[@diabloviii4728]

BEST Anon story I've heard so far king of trolls lol

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

Anon cannot be beaten!

[@mrkingstudios69]

@@StraightToThePointStudio Exactly, he is the King of Legends

[@MrPonytron]

I love how with Pinkie, no euphemisms are involved. It's short, sweet and to the point

[@alexvenegas5254]

It really is It's kind of underwhelming Yet very much need at the same time It was an interesting ending

[@peterjones426]

Perhaps he just never thought of doing it with ponies until Pinkie Pie brought it up in a way he can understand. I mean, his density is superhuman that puts superman to shame, and he's too good of a guy to think of anything too bad about his close friends, especially when they're entirely a different species.

[@hypedragon2197]

This is less saucy and more of the fanciest build up to a face palm I’ve ever seen

[@kentheslasher7648]

Here is the king . .. ... ALL HAIL THE OBLIVIOUS KING ANON

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

H A I L

[@steelpaladinoffallout4295]

H A I L H A I L H A I L

[@TRUSTeTMguest]

H A I L

[@oakenshadow6763]

This was amazing. More so than it seems to deserve. But amazing. And, of cource, Pinkie figures it out.

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

Amazingness at its finest!

[@TenoWolf]

Who needs a hitman just call anon and say “yo my guy I need help with my girlfriend I’m trying to kick her out”

[@CeoOfTheBOIS]

bro, you got the squad laugh-en

[@RecDud3]

@@CeoOfTheBOIS man he just made a coment

[@CeoOfTheBOIS]

@@RecDud3 bro, this was 4 years ago

[@Kinsanth_]

Pinkie gets to the point, all others tried to be more "delicate" about it xD

[@seantaggart7382]

Yeah At those times Say it

[@alexvenegas5254]

I think it was only way to get through that dense ass skull Otherwise he never would have found out

[@sigmargaming4087]

If you listen closely you can hear in the background someone screaming oh my God in the very beginning

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

That would be my dad xD

[@FireFlash_TheUmbraPonyGuardian]

you mean at 0:28, someone postes the timestamp as a seperate comment XD

[@loganpurdy6512]

Stares at you

[@SylviaGunawan-k2j]

All pony: "sex" Anom: "no, you're look like horse"💪

[@Runescythe9852]

Either the sun and moon sisters are next, or any number of background ponies. That or Trollestia put him up to it XD

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

Probably both! You're onto something!

[@MRbug_423]

That has to be one of the Chadest things. Just not catching or acknowledging the flirtations

[@johnmoore8161]

I swear this guy... Denser than the diamonds he cuts with those abs XD

[@kentheslasher7648]

The Olblivious king has risen once more...

[@Campfire98768]

WOW! Anon must be a giant compared to the pony's.

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

He's like the green giant xD

[@Campfire98768]

Hahaha. Good one.

[@FireFlash_TheUmbraPonyGuardian]

@@Campfire98768 it's a fact, compare a regular 1,89m man to a pony like twilight sparkle or princess celestia, celestia would reach the size of a man on her hindhooves and twilight just above the waist. FACCSSS

[@punkabooiscool1111]

@@StraightToThePointStudio hulk?🗿💀

[@willphully]

Anon, you oblivious innocent doofus you

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

Who woulda knew Anon would be the innocent one here!

[@alexvenegas5254]

I know right in all the stories, Anon is The one starting the...... "Bucking" But in this he's the innocent one which is weird.Yet a nice change of pace.

[@th3m1st0cl3s]

Dude anon in the art is gigachad anon Golly I need to hit the gym

[@tallfang4955]

Straight Chad energy right there…

[@mercenarycorp8019]

The voice acting makes this story 10 times better i haven't fully listened through but I'm laughing my arse off I read the story and had similar reaction

[@stephenclayton6891]

Aaron must feel at home a among his favourite pony's

[@OmegaFox09]

=inserts Curb Your Enthusiasm theme=

[@DanielBrown-sn9op]

"Buck me, NOW!"

[@layersofpoliticaljokes5337]

0:28 "ᴼᴴ ᴹʸ ᴳᴼᴰ" noice

[@humansvd3269]

Anon simply needs clear consent.

[@wolfsmith7285]

omg never stop doing what you do! :D ive been trailing your vids for a long while now since chris batty family xD awesome work! edit: did you say "bust down into a sweet base solo?!😂😭😂🔫

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

Ayy! Glad to hear you've been here for that long! Apologize for my mic that sounded like ass back then xD HELL YEAH

[@alexvenegas5254]

This has to be the dumbest stories i've ever listened to.... And I love it like how dense is the bucking Numb skull to Not get the not so subtle hints Add inuwindows Like anyone can understand if you don't know every single inuwindow On a planet but seriously this guy Is just oblivious and innocent and stupid all in one yellow human shaped package. (side note: Don't know how to spell the Word in you window)

[@braedenisaidiot]

I love this! DO MORE NOW!

[@thecowboyofoklahoma5866]

I see myself in this way too much.

[@johnmoore8161]

@Duded Dude Hey man it happens, some get what's going down and others just don't know.

[@jerichogarry]

I'm glad I'm revisiting this, it's funny.

[@matthewgerhart1231]

That was great 😂😂😂

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

Indeed it was!

[@silenttitan7636]

That had to be on purpose he had to be messing with them

[@joelalmazan4256]

Hey... at 0:28 who was that in the background?? XD

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

Shit xD That would be my dad LOL

[@joelalmazan4256]

@@StraightToThePointStudio It was really funny, and so was the story.

[@autinjones7194]

Ha ha! I just got here from your fimfiction comment!

[@onekingdom1955]

Fantastic, I love this

[@matthewgerhart1231]

I feel so bad for applejack

[@lornperkins4270]

Lol well applejack did ask for that..i love when twilight tried and what he did for her

[@quintonjones2699]

I feel sorry for the girls I really do

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

She's got it all under control!

[@rioferiokeanud.6549]

DAMN Anon Is Looking BUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

HIS MUSCLES LOOKIN BIGGGG

[@blazingbeatsentiertainment]

I also put a link to your reading in my comments cuz hell I ain't no professional and you got to it first so I figured why not.

[@Leo-ke4sw]

Of course pinky would know exactly what to say-

[@jdoggone3354]

Are you gonna continue Survivors Guilt?

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

PFFT DAMN xD Also Possibly? Just with college overtaking my schedule and halting me from many past stories and requests, I just can't really keep up in a healthy manner. I've pressured myself to do as much as I can, but I have a limit sadly x3

[@guardianxenos1613]

ROFL! This is priceless!

[@ponylover2206]

Oh my god. I’m dying

[@ritasanchez773]

Tell me, what is this. No actually WHAT IS THI-. I’m lost for words on this I don’t even know how to respond to this my Brian just melted

[@ritasanchez773]

I meant my brain

[@rileydyoung8743]

Get away from that innocent men

[@venusdemilo1627]

Yes or no are you are the equestrian guy

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

Miles is!

[@2.0zacharylink82]

Yes

[@blazingbeatsentiertainment]

I seriously just read this on my channel damnit all to hell your beating me to every thing😆

[@Dvc147]

Damn boy he thick!!!!

[@nikobellic4203]

How dare you call him fat

[@patricknotion6370]

No you mean he T H I C C

[@lornperkins4270]

Hot rod. (Thats what she said)..haa 🤣 😆

[@layersofpoliticaljokes5337]

3:20 "ₒₕ ₙₒ"

[@Mudenrob]

i know that picture you where talking about in the first 3 minute's xD

[@ronaldjames8615]

This was great XD

[@HoneyBee-tf1of]

Wow Anon! It is official you are the biggest troll in history!

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

Anon cannot be beat!

[@JeremyFritcher]

❤😂🎉😂😂😂😂🎉😅😊❤pffftt, hehehehehahahahahhalol. Gonna die laughing.

[@demongrinder8515]

These mares only want sex dude. I would want a relationship with them lol.

[@DanielBrown-sn9op]

🤣🤣🤣

[@eliassandoval9601]

LOL you got me there

[@marcusrowley2625]

I'm done watching this video and I have one word WTF LOL Every Maine anime character in a nutshell 😂🤣😂🤣 This is funny I love this so much

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

It's fantastic! It's like an anime simulation!

[@gamincaimin9954]

He look like among us man,

[@2.0zacharylink82]

XD

[@jacobsale5511]

Lol

[@animemaster3067]

More lol

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

I'd want more too x3

[@Digdiga]

Bruh..... just.... bruh.... smh

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

Bug bruh moments!

[@Napwish1166]

What in god name straighttothepointStudio why why why I’m cringing so much right now as I typing this but I can’t stop you and what read and post but Dr. foxin and me will say some stuff to one uncomfortable as does discord some how but hey when in Rome

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

What? xD *Visible Confusion*

[@Napwish1166]

What did you not seen foxin channel?

[@Napwish1166]

Or the shout out about you

[@Napwish1166]

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[@StraightToThePointStudio]

@@Napwish1166 I saw his channel and stuff ye! I remember! I just didnt know the context and what not x3

[@minecraftgamer7351]

Part 2

[@the_father9742]

Hey bro

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

Ayyy!

[@landbefortime6898]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[@hamtheork5970]

lol :)

[@bajsapa3892]

What the fuck🤨

[@debbie1nc650]

Hiiiiiii

[@debbie1nc650]

You know what you might like monster of canterlot it's really good no joke and keep her going with the sub count man it keeps going up

[@StraightToThePointStudio]

I wish I could look at more stories, but for now I gotta finish old ones first x3

[@necktwister666]

thanks youtube let my brain rot even more