You're Filled with Microplastics

[@john_dillermand]

Way to go Erik on ignoring the pro-microplastics side of the conversation. Why didn't you interview Todd Plastic to see what he thought?

[@ryanpelkey1707]

he's funded by big aluminum what did you expect

[@TheKarret]

Probably because Eric isn't in this video, that's Erik.

[@ryanpelkey1707]

@@TheKarret forgive him he hasn’t had his daily microplastic infusion

[@john_dillermand]

@@TheKarret I keep doing that! I'm going to edit it. Thanks

[@caninecurry5823]

Todd plastic, the hero we need.

[@CentraliaSG]

Shirtless Erik made my toddler cry. This isn't a joke. I'm beginning to suspect this channel might not be appropriate for toddlers.

[@GamesFromSpace]

Just get your kid a nice rocketship.

[@maxxvii2037]

Just hook your kid on some salvia

[@Me-wx1mt]

really?

[@BurnDoubt]

Why is your kid such a homophobe?

[@AtreyuHuxley]

Big Money=Old man Fig Honey....yummy!

[@Michael-kp4bd]

This explains why I keep shidding and barfing credit cards. Four Amex Gold credit cards this week alone, if you couldn’t believe it! There doesn’t appear to even be a spending limit on these bad boys. I did learn that you have to do a quick wash if they come out the back end or otherwise they get crusty and stuck in the chip reader. Thanks microplastics!

[@tomibby]

better than pissing a credit card

[@gitsurfer27]

Damn son how many big macs did you have to eat for that? I only poop 1 bus pass a month and its only good for 2 rides, i gotta breath more air or something.

[@starling1226]

@@tomibby Ouch 😮‍💨

[@ELopez]

Lucky ducky! I’m in a similar position, but I keep shitting out gift cards for Best Buy which sucks because I live in the heart of Iraq and the last Best Buy they had here got blown up by a series of drone strikes. Now Best Buy HQ or whatever is refusing to set up another one so I just use the cards as kindling so I can keep my family warm during the cold desert nights. Thanks Obama.

[@ivers1001]

@@ELopez i popped off laughing after reading this comment. thank you, kind internet soul

[@flower-pit7642]

Idk why everyone is so against microplastics and metals in your body. I used to sneak into the garage to eat the screws and bolts my dad had at his workbench, and i swallowed my broken barbie doll when i was 9, and im fine! Sure i can't go near strong magnets, and yeah my skin sometimes starts glowing, but it's a cool party trick. Yall can keep panicking, but i'm not worried about this.

[@velox__]

True. My favorite breakfast as a kid was milk and cereal but with leaded gasoline and leaded paint chips. Nowadays Obama and his soy liberal SJW cuck government won't let me have it anymore

[@toryslapper69]

Possible you developed an immunity i suppose, when i was a kid i got arrested several times and now i'm exempt from the law my white blood cells simply opt out of any "laws" i might have broken

[@monhi64]

Y’all remember how all those fishing line weights are made out of lead and you gotta like clip them on the line and it’s tough to get it tight enough unless you bite them. Well I was shocked by how soft they were ended up chewing on them like bubblegum all the god damn time as a kid. Definitely lost like 40-50 IQ points with that power move right there

[@wagahagwa6978]

omw to consume microplastics

[@Quantum973]

Flower pit thank you for the respond but the video is MICRO PLATSTICS not MACRO ! !

[@jacobroberts44]

Fortunately my body has adapted to not only absorb micro plastics, but to embrace them, my body is made mostly out of plastic, I will soon be unstoppable, just watch.

[@theveganrancor3678]

Ah the ol Michael Jackson build.... RESPECT

[@deathsecretary2055]

You are the future Joan Rivers didn't live to see.

[@michaelp2952]

Yes the plastic wars ... HAVE BEGUN

[@brokemono]

You Barbie doll you.

[@Pvale777]

You're not a Kardashian.

[@willygrags4367]

People say dmt is safe and has no side effects but the worst real side effect of it is you can’t have a normal convo ever again without bringing up dmt

[@mased-v2j]

Erik is so dedicated that he actually shoved 40 plastic beads up his nose for the intro

[@LincolnWorld]

He didn't shove them up his nose. He snorted them up. :D

[@dawndefender]

He also shoved ten times more up his ass. I have no way to prove it, but i firmly believe it.

[@Mromfgtrololol]

Big Money Microplastics

[@marcclay9125]

No! those are MICROPLASTICS. They're already in his body fools.

[@bbbbBeaver]

And then drank a Magnum Cocktail

[@Shepfax]

Last weekend my fiancee wanted to go on a date so I flexed really hard and turned all the microplastics in my body into a gift card for Olive Garden with $8 on it

[@Yandings]

Yeah, been turning mine into $15 fortnite cards whenever I get the chance. Gonna buy every fortnite cosmetic and sell my account to some 10 year old with his mom's credit card, we are eating good tonight (as in more microplastics).

[@ceescockrell9694]

@@Yandings if you eat enough credit cards you can actually make your own toddler to steal your credit card info from you. of course he also eats micro plastics which can make this a never ending cycle. thats actually why bezos has so much money. he can finally buy Fortnite skins for all his macro plastic toddlers, he just has so much love to give.

[@KennyVo120]

Please teach me this skill, I want to 3d print a gift card from my body to give to my friend for his birthday

[@snakethefox9586]

8 dollars? At olive garden? Did you guys split one salad or something?

[@MarsupialMason]

Thats enough for atleast 2 drinks and the *unlimited breadsticks*

[@livelongandtroll9108]

*"Life in plastic, it's fantastic" Aqua, 1997.* Visionaries and philosophers of our time.

[@stehfreejesseah7893]

The barbie song?

[@keropppi]

Let's make a religion out of it^^

[@drumrocka]

1997 is *not* our time, sorry friend 😄

[@skyeplus]

@@drumrocka But it's _our_ time. _Common, Barbie, let's go party_

[@StrazdasLT]

@@drumrocka Stop being young.

[@richard6969-r5g]

Imagine trying to explain DMT to Salvia Erik.

[@ulmxn]

It's true! Every time I sit down or enter a crouched position (which is often) my body crinkles like a plastic bottle. I'M NOT GOING OUT WITHOUT A FIGHT

[@Triptank11]

That yelling bit @6:00 is an absolute masterpiece; had me laughing hysterically

[@qweniverelefever62]

You know, this was probably Erik's least elaborate sponsor yet, but it is now my favorite. Noooom

[@dougt.6415]

I just posted almost exactly the same thing!

[@yooowefsifjosidfjasda7293]

ikr, its just very memorable lmao

[@ExploDjinn]

I used to eat plastic, for most of my childhood, and I'm kind of surprised that I don't have more health problems. I totally relate to the guy talking about liking different types of plastic based on consistency and other elements. My favorite to eat were the sturdier plastic butter knives and sometimes, when I didn't completely grind it all down to dust, I'd feel the chunks when I would pass them later. My poop would be somewhat prickly and it felt like I was scratching my butthole from the inside out.

[@ryanpelkey1707]

Me too except replace plastic with babies and butter knives with feet

[@gallowshumor1784]

It’s probably gonna come back to bite you lmao

[@ceescockrell9694]

@@gallowshumor1784 if it does come back to bite him it will be in the form of a great plastic T-rex. as the prophecy once said. from dinosaur plastic came, and to dinosaur plastic will return.

[@chaklatech]

Used to fuck up those little plastic nubs on plastic clothing hangers

[@scharlesworth93]

probly cleaned out your insides real good bro

[@TehMaticus]

I've been watching you for years now and 5:59 might be the hardest I've ever laughed at any of your videos.

[@Coracle]

that caught me off guard lol

[@h3ck774]

yea this dude is very rarely if ever funny but this made me laugh

[@MrDroopid]

It caught me off guard haha

[@finnweber4656]

@@h3ck774 if you dont find him funny, why would you spend the little time you have set aside for stuff like youtube on him? unless you dont set aside time for meaningless stuff like youtube and instead you let it control your life and keep you away from things like your job, wife, community, church and family. i hope its not the second thing and youre just choosing to watch a channel you dont enjoy for some other reason otherwise id feel bad for you like really really bad. 8=================================D

[@zosowon]

i waited patiently and yes i agree it made me laugh so hard on probably one of the worst days of my life truly magical.

[@Cyranek]

forget that. I'm ingesting *mega* plastics

[@tonyanthony5105]

That bald man and his daughter are amazing people. I’m so glad they are here to sell us something related to Clear. I still don’t know exactly what it is, but I can tell by the daughter’s sincerity that they are serious and good people.

[@aarons9879]

Not going to lie, they gave me "We met when I was 17 and he was my yoga teacher and we ran away together as soon as I turned 18 because we were in love and my parents disapproved but the guru said love doesn't see age. Also he has a daughter my same age." energy to them.

[@ryanpelkey1707]

I bought it and now I keep hearing a thirty-second advertisement for their new product every hour on the hour that's supposed to help with eliminating auditory hallucinations so it's a good thing I took Clear or I'd never know how to get rid of these advertisements. Oh and one thing they don't tell you is that when the metal is detoxed, it comes out your lower half all at the same time, and let me tell you, jet fuel can't melt steel beams because trust me, I tried it and everything else you could think of to get that solid metal rod moving faster and it wasn't until I aligned my Orifice Chakra with the sun that it was expelled from my body so violently that it killed my neighbor after crashing through their house.

[@IizUname]

@@ryanpelkey1707 *chef's kiss*

[@Ckoz2829]

They’re actually married. They’re still father and daughter too.

[@haydenkirk8884]

@@ryanpelkey1707 when the comment student becomes the comment master

[@epepwint]

9:52 got me in tears Like that time my dog ate a plastic bag full of glitter that was supposed to be used for the birthday of my dead born son. His mom died in a car crash on her way home from the hospital. The poor thing coughed for 7 minutes straight while hopelessly trying to get air. I thought that I had to at least do something about it and smacked the dog in the stomach with the baseball bat. The glitter-bag inside of the dog ripped and the microplastic particles covered the entire room from the impact. It was beautiful, the pieces looked just like snowflakes so I started catching as much as I could with my tongue. The taste could definitely be better if it was SparkleSip™ branded but I guess not every moment could just be perfect. Later that day I watched Family Guy and laughed myself to tears. Great vid, still dabbing thou

[@milesd.8083]

my first art exhibition piece was actually about micro plastics found in human lung tissues and placentas! it’s a very interesting and sobering topic

[@biggrocc19]

nah it's funny

[@b0ssravioli822]

Can you send a link to it?

[@lemmingscanfly5]

​@Don't Read My Profile Photo Gonna have to stop you right there.

[@Unlucky-Dube]

Get the vaccine bigot!!!

[@bennettcawley4630]

What did you make it out of and where was it disposed of?

[@jubzero]

5:59 my sentiments EVERY TIME someone wants to show me a video like this I'm laughing so hard I'm in tears

[@classiclife7204]

I could spend all the time I set aside for entertainment just to listen to Erik read Twitter and KZbin comments. Erik, if you run out of comedy ideas, just read comments and post that. I think you've found the single "voice" of the internet: self-important dumbness.

[@nenxioi]

5:59 this is genuinely the scariest Erik has ever been Must be a side effect of all those micro plastics inside of him 😔

[@chippler5822]

You clearly weren't around during 2016 when he got really into slam poetry

[@ts4gv]

@@chippler5822sounds awesome, give us a link please

[@Nolan65775]

"How about you tell me the name of the thing?" Erik asked calmly. Timestamp 6:00

[@ricewine23]

Your sponsor sections are so entertaining it took me a minute to realize that it wasn't just a bit. Love your stuff

[@HLB-cd9nl]

Erik has finally found the weirdest person. He couldn't even TK him he was so weird lol

[@ceescockrell9694]

i so want him to be a recurring character. and not just in my dreams where he calls me a sick cunt then kicks the shit out of me while he rides his kangaroo into the sunset. he always hits the ocean first though and slowly gets taken apart by the stingrays stray toddlers and dingos in the water.

[@speedos]

nah they just vibed

[@FinnTheHumen]

bro your ads are fucking hilarious, the extra effort you put in instead of reading a script with boring presentation is amazing, love ya work from Australia

[@paulaaguirre4855]

Is Erik…getting…consistent?

[@jemesmemes9026]

Don’t jinx it!

[@PuertoRicanRattlesnake]

YOU SHIT YOU GOOF’D IT

[@LegoDork]

No.

[@Noms_Chompsky]

Noom

[@LankyMF]

I thought you wrote "consent"

[@b.buster]

I love eating plastic. I was 7 when I first started eating plastic. It all started when I ate some of the wax off of my birthday cake candles. Soon after I was hooked on chewing on hot glue sticks. Now I gnaw on every damn plastic thing I can find. Bottle caps, phone cases, bubble wrap... I even want to chew on the keyboard I'm typing on... .,mnhi.k,nkbj,bmnjbvhjkjugyfvhm gj kugv mhnhjy bnvgc ngcf

[@ryanpelkey1707]

I'm just like this except replace plastic with unattended babies at the store--best part is convincing the returning mom that the pool of blood where the baby once sat is in fact not a pool of blood where the baby once sat and that the foot I am currently still chewing on is not a foot and therefore could not have been attached to their frightened baby thirty seconds prior while they were brawling over the last of the baby formula.

[@abraxasfraxinus7744]

Cringe kids being cringe. Go outside and touch grass

[@keropppi]

@@ryanpelkey1707 I'm pregnant and lol^^

[@ryanpelkey1707]

@@keropppi where do you live and when are you due

[@ceescockrell9694]

if you can fit that whole keyboard in your mouth ill give you my key ingredient to Adrenochrome; hint (its macro-plastics).

[@FunkadeliccCheese]

I like when my subconscious decides to immediately try to skip over the ad, but Erik wrangles me back every time. Nothing could've gotten me to not find out more after a naked man said Noom to me.

[@tahirravat131]

This is a really good way to keep on top of obscure topics never talked about

[@HungerGamesFan00]

this for the comedy, last week tonight for the depressing reality honestly though this seems to be better for sanity

[@perogieluver]

No glass of alcohol. I'm so proud of you, Erik.

[@Eightsixseven23224]

Sadly there's not enough microplastics in booze anymore for Erik's liking.

[@ToriKo_]

+

[@YeisenAchitel]

Makes me feel like an asshole watching him with a bottle of rum...

[@HungerGamesFan00]

i mean at his levels the ethanol would probably just cancel out the microplastics anyhow

[@SheldonT.]

Whaddyatalkinbout? He chugged a whole glass of Condum du Rhone at the end!

[@apfelstrudlOfOA]

That sponsorship for Noom was so god damn smart. It was so silly and weird that I actually started to doubt it was real, and had to check it out myself. Much better than all those regular sponsors who go like "sponsored by manscaped, get your razors now" or "this video is sponsored by Nord VPN" etc. Kudos, my guy.

[@burningmopedattheroadside1998]

I never believed in microplastics anyway, thank you Eric for the support! I will show my coworkers this video.

[@workemail6283]

eh im not sure if that was the message he intended but i like the idea. out of mind out of problem.

[@MrMuel1205]

Like to see my fellow Aussies out there representing and spruiking the benefits of DMT.

[@ryanpelkey1707]

did DMT and now the voice keeps telling me to drown my children in the bathtub and to not investigate the smell coming from the basement. I think my wife left me too but I don't remember much of that DMT-infused night because I was busy beating the shadow man to death on my living room floor after it tried to take my kids.

[@ilexdiapason]

i knew the government was corrupt and top-down without taking dmt, nice try globalists

[@StrazdasLT]

@@ryanpelkey1707 Sounds like a regular DMT outing my friend. Good trip.

[@mistymorning7816]

ye fukken druggos

[@speedos]

@@StrazdasLT doesnt sound like dmt at all wtf

[@geraltofnivea1434]

The removal of the dislike button gave Erik a lot of free content since these intellectually challenged individuals are less afraid to express their beliefs online.

[@ceescockrell9694]

the best shitposts are the ones people seriously believe because then we can shit on them for having opinions. personally i cant stand consciousness, or in general. i was paralyzed when jeff bezos finally turned on the 5G towers and then made me sit on it, pretty fun though 6/10 id do it again.

[@StrazdasLT]

@@ceescockrell9694 Every conscious being hates being conscious. thats why alcohol is consumed in higher quantities than food.

[@thecorrectoification]

How low IQ do you have to be to not know about and use the Return Dislike button browser add-on extension...

[@orangenostril]

It was only ever the actual science videos that were dislike bombed because people who aren't swept up into the cult shit don't have the time to go hunting down every single insane pseudoscience video in existence

[@aarontheperson6867]

@@StrazdasLT maybe u guys haha h

[@superscatboy]

Everyone on the planet:

[@superscatboy]

@@GramLikesBread Most people on the planet were never exposed to asbestos, and of those that did many were getting seriously ill. Apart from those major differences, great analogy.

[@ryan--]

I'm only 10 seconds in, and the amount of absolute bravado coursing through my veins while I take large chug of pepto bismol to appease my newly developed half flesh half plastic cybernetic body is truly incredible. I've taken sacrificial lambs blood to the face on a wild trip to Madagascar that has been less invigorating then Eric's beautiful amalgamation of polymer based vernacular entering into my ears as I ingest liquid chalk.

[@abraxasfraxinus7744]

Embarrassing....

[@murunbuchstanzangur]

Pepto bismol? I saw a lady put that on her chicken wings on tiktok! I can't get enough of the stuff now.

[@donnyd311]

I like the to think the Noom people watch this ad and think to themselves , "That's money well spent."

[@AtomicFlounder42]

I always forgot how funny Erik. As soon as he starting typing a comment, I rolling

[@LebaneseJesus]

Yes, indeed, I rolling too good buddy

[@AtomicFlounder42]

@@LebaneseJesus thank you black Jesus, it's nice to have affirmation

[@abraxasfraxinus7744]

I had a stroke reading this

[@whimbox9648]

Make this number one comment I rolling

[@AtomicFlounder42]

@@whimbox9648 thank you

[@JoeWierenga]

This was the first video of yours I ever saw and now, a few days later, I've watched all your videos from the past four years and I'm coming back around again to make sure I've left a like on all of them.

[@efnfen]

Thank you Shawn for saying no to wokeness and popping that shirt off for me. I really needed this

[@dougt.6415]

Despite the fact that this is lower effort than some of your (always high tier) ads, this one may have been my favorite. Noom!

[@PrintFailed210]

Microplastics? MY ass is full of MACROplastics, has been for years. God bless LEGO.

[@ryanpelkey1707]

bounced on my boy's minifigure to this for hours

[@A_Wretched_Goblin]

Man, I wonder why they never did another Noom ad after this, they seemed really into it!

[@Eveliane]

Hell yeah, brother! I call them microfreedoms!

[@allissonjacobisaacson6190]

😆

[@LegoDork]

I laughed at this, then thought about it for a bit... This could actually be a thing, currently. Back to blissful ignore of the zeitgeist for me. Glug glug puff puff......

[@IL_801]

Microfreedoms, only found in sovereign micronations!

[@allissonjacobisaacson6190]

@@IL_801 careful. Sovereign micronations are known to cause micro-aggressions.

[@doubtingtom92]

I love how he doesn't even take the ad seriously. Like, give me money, whatever. Noooooooooom

[@himmelektronik]

5:22 through 6:03 is the funniest shit I've ever seen. I've replayed it several times and can't stop laughing

[@jordanh071993]

Honestly can't stop either, it's just a masterpiece

[@hombretropical3028]

Any company that sponsors Erik has my respect for letting a creative person do something creative.

[@thescatologistcopromancer3936]

Erik I am researching a list of poop effects from entertainers, intending to teach about and recreate them on a KZbin channel. I'd love to hear your processes throughout the years.

[@kurtisc228]

I've stopped watching this channel for about a year now and I can honestly say that my life has gotten SO much better since! Thank you Erik?

[@Sonicsis]

My grandpa: full of lead Me: full of microplastics

[@SilveniumTheDrifter]

I love those damn noom commercials. Every time someone says that 'word', I think of the Sim-lish word for 'yum'.

[@whereammy]

You would have like 400 lbs worth of plastic in your body by 70 if you inhaled a credit card worth of plastic a week.

[@ThatGuyWayOverThere]

You poop most of it back out again.

[@LegoDork]

@@ThatGuyWayOverThere No YOU poop most if it back out!

[@whereammy]

@@ThatGuyWayOverThere Yeah, they make it sound like it just accumulates which is very funny

[@ThatGuyWayOverThere]

@@whereammy some of it does accumulate. the smallest particles can still make their way into your body.

[@orion10x10]

I'd rather be exposed to Microplastics over Leaded Gasoline, you managed to be born at the perfect time to be exposed to both! :D

[@spookyfungus]

damnit, i was hoping i was just filled with the regular sized plastic

[@ryanpelkey1707]

Michael Jackson did it I don't know what's stopping you you'll also get a ton of opioids out of the deal which you could call PEZ and give to grade schoolers at a 200% markup like I do

[@ryanpelkey1707]

if you want to be even more like Michael Jackson instead of giving opioids to children you could just abduct the children the choice is yours

[@ilexdiapason]

you can be if you play your cards right

[@WiscoDrinks]

@@ilexdiapason *credit cards

[@RyanReenBattikh]

10:56 Sean doing a goblin walk then saying "NOOM" is some of the best advertising ive ever seen

[@5705HU]

Wrong again, Erik. I don't have microplastics in my body. I have macroplastics. I eat saranwrap.

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

Ah yes, what a fantastic 18 minute video that I have already watched in its entirety.

[@suzbone]

lolsame

[@derrickhansen6283]

I agree, it was great and I have watched it twice now.

[@necro-esque666]

Brad, post that hog

[@deathsecretary2055]

I too have already watched the entire video before making this comment.

[@left4twenty]

Live life in the fast lane by watching all videos at 2x speed with closed captioning. X2 modifier to consumerism

[@Hale-jy7fy]

This is my all time favorite noom ad

[@AntoniTolwinski]

I passively "learned" about microplastics being a thing and have been living in fear ever since... hoping to be properly educated here :)

[@TheNotshauna]

There is nothing to worry about, it's far more likely that people will die due to climate change or a new super pandemic than micro plastics.

[@illyasoniii]

Nah is gud dude you'll probably just eat some bacteria that'll live off plastics and all the politicians will forget :)

[@ceescockrell9694]

personally im hoping i go to hell so i can show hitler and the devil about the great world of plastics. wed have a grand ol time making plastic slides that are only slightly hotter than the ones at every elementary school.

[@NobleVI_343]

this channel is one of the worst places to 'learn' in the typical sense, since most of Erik's gigs revolves around layers of irony and a lot of sarcasm. sometimes he graces us with bloodshot rage, which is always a treat.

[@AntoniTolwinski]

@@NobleVI_343 I'm well aware of that pal, but I appreciate your good intentions wrapped around the craving of praising this channel - I enjoy it too!

[@captainreggae99]

Legit, your ads are the only ones I don't skip over. Always hilarious.

[@oGPoLa]

Bounced on my boys MICRO PLASTIC for hours to this thanks!

[@ouiVEVO]

My wife left me because of my microplastic 😢

[@oGPoLa]

@@ouiVEVO time to find yourself a good friend to enjoy bouncing on Micro Plastic with.

[@Noms_Chompsky]

Noom

[@Essential4Life]

Jealous!

[@Reneator]

5:59 got me laughing hard. Totally resembled what i was thinking/experiencing! Keep it up!

[@marchong1]

Jokes on you, I'm filled with macroplastics too.

[@realhumanbean7915]

6:18 sounds like you just entered a room full of low level grunts in a boomer shooter

[@xXDimistreoXx]

Thank you to Noom for tracking my microplastic intake with their convenient and easy to read graph that goes upward and to the right!

[@jacobmartin9113]

If only Heyoka knew Eric is the Salvia king, because he is salvia. And he knows of the shadow demons that live in the dirt of his flower garden.

[@zXDaishiXz]

I cut the top off bottles, place it in the rest of the bottle upside down, tape it up on all sides and fill it with some kind of sweet liquid to use as a bug trap. Did this for my friend and left it on his back porch, he found it again in october and sent me a pic saying it looked like "Wasp Auzchwitz". Take that wasps! He then asked me how to dispose of it. So I told him to leave it until it freezes in the winter, then throw it in with recycleables; make the guy at the plant who has to deal with sorting that shit jump.

[@pudgebonetv9628]

Waspchwitz

[@j.prt.979]

Waspschwitz

[@shadowfoam3491]

Erik's surprise TKs haven't stopped cracking me up yet, so I'm calling it now that they never will

[@billybarbosa5342]

I’ve absorbed so much microplastics that my power levels are off the charts. I sleep, breathe, and live in pure plastic energy

[@jameshughes3014]

Who knew that Aqua was actualy being prophetic when they wrote barbie girl.

[@thatzapherguy4066]

Erik you are a comedic genius and i am in awe that you still get sponsorships.... although i did check out noom after leaving this comment.

[@ianhucke3031]

one of the only KZbinrs that actually makes me laugh

[@westernbrumby]

Glad it took you forever to get 1 million subscribers because the production quality has gone down since hitting that milestone. Big fan, keep up the good work.

[@ianflood1]

Insightful, eloquent, and loquacious as always. Another banger from Erik.

[@auferen]

You don't know that yet

[@ManrayO_O]

Bounced on my boys politeness when I read this comment :)

[@iamthebearjew96]

This was honestly one of the funniest videos you've made. All we have these days is the gallows humor, and it was fucking funny.

[@mr.doctorprofessoraaron4224]

Best Birthday gift I received today!! Thanks Erik!!!

[@zoominthroughspace2583]

All Micro plastic diet. Never been better. Weird pain in my kidney area for a couple weeks. Probably nothing to worry about

[@adicted52427]

nothing to worry about, that's why you got 2 of them after all

[@tripsclone]

lol.. I love that dude is tellin' Salvia about DMT.

[@jexxer]

Honestly, there's nothing we can do to save ourselves from microplastics. We've been tainted for generations, and will be for generations to come.

[@irradiated_woman8016]

Even my taint is full of microplastic ;(

[@jexxer]

@@irradiated_woman8016 Everyone's taint is, my friend. Everyone's taint is.

[@fordesponja]

@@jexxer mmmmmm microplasticked taint

[@gavin2391]

Comment "Clear" to receive a free photo of my micro plastic taint!! Limited time offer

[@LightSourceTemple]

The plastocene

[@n00bJesus]

Rewatching, and man 6:00 is the funniest goddamn thing I have ever seen/heard. I love the passion Erik put behind it so much lmaoo

[@Lacucarachadefuego]

I knew I shouldn’t have eaten all those beanie babies

[@tsvandyke]

8:41 ... "glitter bombs " ( an envelope full of loose glitter ) is now illegal to send in the post in Australia .

[@breadpilled2587]

For plastic bag guy, it's called pica. I have this and it's a compulsive anxiety behavior. It can also happen bc of vitamin deficiencies, but that's more rare now that we have fortified food and access to more nutritious foods. I have pica bc it's related to my autism/ADHD and generalized anxiety disorder.

[@whimbox9648]

Very interesting! So what are your preferable inedibles?

[@breadpilled2587]

@@whimbox9648 paper products (bleached paper, no brown), rubber/silicone and erasers. I'm an artist, so this may be be why lmao

[@thomaseriksen6885]

I am curious if keeping any sliced fruits, nuts or berries around as a snack helps at all if one should get an urge

[@breadpilled2587]

@@thomaseriksen6885 it can. I chew gum and eat nuts a lot, but that can be bad for you too to constantly snack. It's a balancing act.

[@heckingbamboozled8097]

@@breadpilled2587 Lucky for you, many chewing gums use a form of rubber to make them last longer!

[@A_Salty_Fishe]

5:59 This is my fav moment of any Internet Comment Etiquette lesson ever

[@916oh2panther2]

Eric: we're full of plastic will become sterile and ☠. KZbin: is this video calming informative and uplifting. Me: yes... yes it is.

[@Sirmajorjr]

The passages continued on for another 100 feet or so before the cave opened up a little. It was at the end of a short straight segment of the cave. At the very end of the segment the cave made a bend to the left and opened up into a room. Just at the point where the room began there was a round rock that appeared to be leaning against the wall. This seemed odd, but singular formations are common in caves so it is by no means unique. I had crawled and stepped over several large chunks of rock that fell down from the ceiling, but this one was more round than the others. Once past the rock the room opened up to a height of about 15 feet. It was about 15 feet in width and about 30 feet in length. At the far end of the room there was another passage leading straight out. As I entered the room I had an eerie feeling. It was like the old saying that I felt like I was being watched. Once again the excitement of the new find faded, and the memories of the mysterious side of the cave crept back into mind. Suddenly I felt VERY alone. Fortunately for my ego I was nearly out of time and had to get back to B before my half hour was up. I took several pictures of the room. I was going to just get a feel for how long the next passage was when something caught my attention. On the left side of the room on the wall at about eye-level I discovered what appeared to be hieroglyphics! It was a single drawing that almost appeared to be just part of the rock coloration. It looked like very crude representations of people, standing below a symbol. I was pumped! This meant that there had to be another entrance to this cave. Even if the entrance was closed or blocked it might mean an opportunity to open it and get B into the cave. I took another look at the drawing to make sure I could describe it to B. Then I took some more pictures and headed back to B. When I got back to the squeeze I could barely talk fast enough to let B know everything I had discovered. He was just as excited to hear about our newly found treasures. As we debated what our next move would be I began to send my gear back through the Tomb to B. I told him it would be best if we got someone else to come back with me, in case something happened. He agreed. Once I got all of my gear through I was face with the wonderful task of having to negotiate Floyd's Tomb again.

[@Lurdiak]

I feel like at least 120% of the people on My Strange Addiction are just randos who were given 300 bucks to pretend to like eating plastic bags or huffing the propellant from whipped cream cans or whatever.

[@grammernotzi]

You got the wrong show when it comes to whipped cream cans. That show is Intervention...

[@Lurdiak]

@@grammernotzi I appreciate the correction but that's what they call a distinction without a difference

[@pdiddlers3268]

"CLEAR"

[@Levi_721]

Gonna eat a big bowl of microplastics while watching this video.

[@BlisaBLisa]

13:22 the way this guy immediately changed his mind after that "excuse me!?" lmao. erik is gonna end racism

[@Scribbled_Death]

Im still so glad I started watching your channel when the pandemic started, helped me really get through a few rough moments...though I still have rough times, getting back into rewatching your channel is in the cycle of coping mechanisms again. (_)_)::::::::::::::D~~~

[@marciimeris503]

I almost pissed myself @ 5:59 lol

[@unmemorablehero]

Literally the only KZbinr that I willingly and sometimes look forward to the ad-break.

[@JohnSagin-SimViDeLucis579]

Ilove the new song in the outro and that NOOM commercial is the best one yet

[@Coast.Malone]

Really enjoyed every second of this 18 minute video that came out a minute ago

[@shaggysstonedagain9387]

I'm in the hospital for covid right now after being kicked out of rehab for ten days to quarantine..now that I've learned about micro plastics, shooting heroin doesn't seem so bad! Thanks internet comment etiquette!

[@williamdunbar2802]

I know this Erik. I build Gundam model kits; 25% of my body mass is micro plastic shavings

[@tylerking439]

Thank you for raising awareness on this. If we all have microplastics inside, whats on the outside? What is my skin? Is this real? Is this why there are little strips of plastic bags falling out of my nose everytime i do blow anymore?

[@StarSetByte]

Awesome! I love microplastics

[@ptur12345]

huh